Here's one from Australia. I was cleaning some public toilets and a woman just kept on banging on the locked door. I said, "The door's locked and there are two signs saying closed for cleaning. So why are you knocking?" Her response? " To see if it's open anyway." I didn't respond; there's no point arguing with stupidity. 🙄
0:54 The full quote is *_"In matters of taste,_* the customer is always right." The woman who wanted her tile floors cleaned, I would have said Okay bring your tile floors in and we'll see what we can do.
Canada has its fair share of dummies too. Just in my personal experience I have heard these gems "How does the paint make the metal invisible?" We were in a paint shop and one of the assignments was to give something a clear coat. This guy somehow thought that the clear paint would make the object transparent, instead of just showing the surface of the metal. "How does the train know what button you pushed?" It was an analog train layout, with the circuit fully visible. This same person said "Electric cars are stupid, why can't they run on batteries?" He thought that you needed to plug the car into an outlet to make it work. "Don't worry, it's baby safe. There's a picture of a baby playing in it." The diagram he was referencing was the standard warning on all buckets telling you to not let kids play in the bucket. The actual WHMIS label on the other side of the bucket said that the chemical was mildly corrosive and highly poisonous. "But the guy in the hummer got over it okay." This guy tried to get from one parking lot to the other by crossing a snow covered curb in a Dodge Neon. He was surprised that he got stuck because, though he knew about the curb under the snow, he thought that he could make it because the guy in the Hummer made it. YEAH, A HUMMER!
My favorite was " DO you Lemonade" had me cracking up. I actually have 2 different size "Lemonade" machines.
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Here's one from Australia. I was cleaning some public toilets and a woman just kept on banging on the locked door. I said, "The door's locked and there are two signs saying closed for cleaning. So why are you knocking?" Her response? " To see if it's open anyway." I didn't respond; there's no point arguing with stupidity. 🙄
I REALLY like the idea of being able to get my credit cards "refilled".
Oh my god… 🤦🏼♀️
I have a big hug for each of you guys; I’ve worked in retail before and come across ignorance just like this ❤❤
0:54 The full quote is *_"In matters of taste,_* the customer is always right." The woman who wanted her tile floors cleaned, I would have said Okay bring your tile floors in and we'll see what we can do.
6:25 I think the best response to this one is: “Everything is accomplished in Baby Steps!”
BTW, common sense doesn't live here. Just morons.🤦♀️
Thanks for the laughs.❤
Austin,
For nearly 40 years I've disciplined not to make other people work on Sunday. Everyone deserves at least one day off.
Thank a Teacher
Whilst working in a petrol station, i was asked THE question. Do you sell petrol? Well i said no! She got back into her car and just drove off!!!
4:33 I have to ask, who here hasn't done something stupid while on autopilot.
You wondered who voted for Trump.
No, what I really wonder is why.
Cringe.Pure cringe.
I take it these all occurred in Florida? 😊
2:36. Someone who can't spell "camera" has no right to call anyone else dumb...
Americans ?
Obviously 😂😂😂
Oy, I resemble that remark!😂😂😂😂 (omg, you ought to see our Walmarts!)🤣🤣🤣🤣
Canada has its fair share of dummies too. Just in my personal experience I have heard these gems
"How does the paint make the metal invisible?" We were in a paint shop and one of the assignments was to give something a clear coat. This guy somehow thought that the clear paint would make the object transparent, instead of just showing the surface of the metal.
"How does the train know what button you pushed?" It was an analog train layout, with the circuit fully visible. This same person said "Electric cars are stupid, why can't they run on batteries?" He thought that you needed to plug the car into an outlet to make it work.
"Don't worry, it's baby safe. There's a picture of a baby playing in it." The diagram he was referencing was the standard warning on all buckets telling you to not let kids play in the bucket. The actual WHMIS label on the other side of the bucket said that the chemical was mildly corrosive and highly poisonous.
"But the guy in the hummer got over it okay." This guy tried to get from one parking lot to the other by crossing a snow covered curb in a Dodge Neon. He was surprised that he got stuck because, though he knew about the curb under the snow, he thought that he could make it because the guy in the Hummer made it. YEAH, A HUMMER!
Don't bet on it. We have our share of morons here in Australia too. 😊
@ omg, clear coat…hahahahahahaha! So yeah, y’all have some winners up there too!
10:01 It's sad, not funny for me. The modern life run over old people.