@@harveyanimations8974 "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis attempted to steal Jimmy Gibbs Jr's car. Turns out that those display cars don't have any fuel in them"
Funny thing is… there was supposed to be a Lfd3 but unfortunatly because of the way valve is structured there was division if it should be on Source 1 or 2. So instead of compromised they completely threw it out-
Yeah, Keith dosen't really fit in with others, i think. After all fo those events that has happened in his life, he would've developed an extreme fear for, like, rollercoasters, sushi and many other things. Ellis was probably his only friend that he could rely on, and Ellis helped him through all of this madness... Well, and probably some nurses... and doctors... And his own digestive organs... And alchohol... You know what i mean.
I think there is a writing in one of the saferooms where it shows. "today "keith" took down 12 special infected with his fists!" and then at the bottom of the text was "keith was killed by friendly fire"
He's gotta be if he's got mower injuries on 90% of his body, 3rd degree burns on the other 95% of his body, 2 broken legs, eyes full of Tear Gas and nuclear radiation, and salmonella. Hopefully, he'll be immune to the Green Flu.
its believed he died a week before the events of left 4 dead 2, according to wiki the grafiti states at the light house "i am keith marshall and i shall die here"
Keith: "This one time my buddy Ellis was over talking to his friends and these three kids were lighten up a mortar and the damn thing fell over and shot Ellis right in the ass."
Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost", was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. In the fandom wiki
The Adventures of Keith: 0:00 Malls 0:11 Jimmy Gibbs Jr. 0:28 Guy Trying to Set the World Record 0:43 Mud 1:09 Sugarcane Field 1:20 What Suck the Heads Means? 1:28 Fireworks 1:43 Deep Fried Turkey 1:57 Keith Drove His Car off a Cliff 2:13 Graveyard 2:32 Campin' on Top of a Building 2:51 Gator In a Swamp 3:07 Tunnel of Love 3:23 Paintball Guns 3:33 Homemade Bumper Car Ride 3:46 Keith Fell Off a Rollercoaster 4:02 The Army Bombed Keith 4:21 Open Manhole 4:32 Top of a Burning Building 4:47 Water Balloons 4:58 Tattoo 5:13 Historic Tour 5:49 Car Dropping 5:53 Dead Bear 6:11 Owls 6:46 Sushi 7:30 Bridge 7:47 Keith Got Married 1 8:01 Keith Got Married 2 8:15 Keith Snuck Into a Wedding
What if Keith is just Ellis’ “replacement” for his friends. They were all different people, but Ellis just remembers the experiences as “experiences with Keith.”
@My h3ad nah, not a leader, he doesn't really fit the leader type, he does stupid shit the leader role in left 4 dead games have an experienced person that cares for all of them despite their differences there's bill, a vet that's been through vietnam and then there's coach, he's a football coach and knows how to make a team work and then putting a southerner that does stupid shit as a leader makes it a pretty bad team
As a southern man, I have a friend from up north who constantly complains about us telling our life stories while we explain small things. I never noticed, because I love hearing stories and I love telling them, but after I heard him say it, I realized it was true. Ellis is the embodiment of this stereotype.
if Keith can survive 3rd degree burns, Biochemical Bombs,Radiation,Tear Gas,Broken bones.Then he must be Immortal which means he must of survived the The Green Flu too.
There should be a mutation called "Did I ever tell you the time..." and its Ellis and Keith and the dialog is just them telling stories to each other and the level is either existing ones or new ones.
If those burns on Keith are accurate, he'd have no trouble in the Zombie apocalypse since, (A) He'll probably blend by the Zombies, and (B) His burns would've made him natural body armor against bites.
Ellis seems like such a wholesome dude. Like, he really just enjoys and treasures the stories he gets to tell others of the experiences he got to have in his life. You can imagine him and Keith doing all these wacky shenanigans together, laughing about it in the moment (save the ones where Keith's in genuine pain) and then just hanging out together, waiting for the next silly thing to happen. Plus, the fact how one of these "story voicelines" is just describing something he did with the other 3 survivors shows how he can cherish events within almost any context- that, and he's quick to bond with other people. He's just generally a good guy and always does his best to entertain others.
We need a character in some other video game to be called Keith and to reference Ellis in some way. "Have I ever told you about that one time when my buddy Ellis found himself in a middle of a zombie apocalypse? Ha ha ha, what a story..."
As a person who lives in Georgia, I can actually say that I love both Left 4 Dead games for the accuracy and detail of the way that both games treat the areas. I’ve been to Savannah, Riverside, and even the city where Whispering Oaks would be if it were real. I can so easily believe that Coach and Ellis could be my next-door neighbors. The only gripe that I have is that there should be more mountains in the first map of Dark Carnival.
Dave Mall Story 0:00 Jimmy Gibbs Junior 0:10 - 0:26 Ferris Wheel story 0:26 Keith building a shack 0:44 Sugar Cane Field 1:09 Keith Suck the Heads 1:20 Keith and making Fireworks 1:28 Keith deep frying turkey 1:44 Keith car off a cliff 1:57 Keith living in a graveyard 2:14 Keith camping on top a building 2:32 Keith getting rolled by a gator 2:51 Keith drowning in tunnel of love 3:08 Ellis and Keith sneaking paintball guns 3:23 Ellis and Keith homemade bumper cars 3:33 Keith falling out of a rollercoaster 3:46 Army bombing Keith 4:02 Keith falling down a manhole 4:20 Ellis and Keith on top of a burning building 4:31 Ellis being interrupted 4:47 Keith getting a dared tattoo 4:58 Keith starting a tour - raccoon fighting 5:13 Keith jumping in a lake to avoid owls 5:50 Keith making sushi with raw chicken 6:46 Ellis and Keith were on a bridge once 7:27 Keith the runaway groom 7:47 Keith the runaway groom pt 2 8:01 Keith sneaking into a wedding and becoming the pastor 8:14
*After the last mission* Ellis: So I guess we got time now. The Others: (groan) Ellis: So Keith was on the roof of that buildin' I was tellin' y'all about, and the police came with a helicopter lot like this one here...
I was just introduced to this man minutes ago and since we're from the same place I'm obligated to love him. Pls he's so funny. These stories are great.
4:32 it seems ellis has a memory problem where he associates keith in the situation where he wasn't at. sure maybe 1-3 of those stories where true but maybe most of them are what some of his other friends besides keith did
I hope that L4D3 will have Keith, Whitaker, Virgil, and John and Amanda Slater. Maybe we will get to see Jacob, Sergeant Downey, Jeff and Annie, Sergeant Hendricks and his squad from the Sacrifice comics.
I like to think that between campaigns, like on Virgil’s boat and helicopters and stuff. All the survivors are sitting and talking and Ellis goes on chatting about Keith without being interrupted
I always purposely chose not to play as Ellis to get the immersion that I would be going through the zombie apocalypse with him as a partner. Dude is my spirit animal
If they add any other characters in Back 4 Blood one should be Keith, I wanna see peoples reactions if one of his lines are "You know my friend Ellis..."
@@melonwozard there's an episode of white lie where he joined The Angels of Death and actually got upset when he found out what happened to Ellis then brought a hunter to kill Bill
Keith's lore is deeper than 40k.
You know how there’s two Primarchs whose entire history has been erased. Turns out Keith is one of them, much like Vulkan he’s a perpetual.
@@crimsondynamo615 thank you
“I ever tell you about the time me and Keith saw those Chaos thingies?”
Did I tell you about that time my buddy Keith went into the warl without a Gellar field yeah corrupted by the ruinous powers
Vulkan would be happy to be Ellis's friend. TTS Wise. They go on forever.
Who ever Keith is, he must be a complete badass
Kieth is a guy in white tux
I’ll make sure that I tell my buddy Keith that he is a complete badass Addition Network Guy.
@@chrisoboyo5470 more heroin
Keith is an omnipotent being of pure energy
Keith is his best friend..
Imagine if in L4D3, Keith is one of the survivors and he constantly talks about Ellis
“Did I ever tell y’all about the time my buddy Ellis…”
@@harveyanimations8974 "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Ellis attempted to steal Jimmy Gibbs Jr's car. Turns out that those display cars don't have any fuel in them"
@@the_letter_5579 ahhh… that would be awesome
@@the_letter_5579 "keith... ju- just stop for now"
Funny thing is… there was supposed to be a Lfd3 but unfortunatly because of the way valve is structured there was division if it should be on Source 1 or 2. So instead of compromised they completely threw it out-
He's like a little kid telling his parents how his day went.
And just like said parents the rest of the team is either silently listening to it or telling him to wrap it up
Rochelle's the mom, Coach is the dad, Ellis is the toddler and Nick is the deadbeat uncle
@@punprincess3214 or nick being the mean brother
@@pinhead6764 lol that also works too because Rochelle and coach scold him for being a dick
"He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in English language."
- Nick
You know, if everything Ellis said about Keith is true... Keith could've taken down the whole zombie apocalypse single-handed...
Yeah, Keith dosen't really fit in with others, i think. After all fo those events that has happened in his life, he would've developed an extreme fear for, like, rollercoasters, sushi and many other things. Ellis was probably his only friend that he could rely on, and Ellis helped him through all of this madness... Well, and probably some nurses... and doctors... And his own digestive organs... And alchohol... You know what i mean.
He probably only had 1 hand.
SheepScape™ ja ja ja true
If Keith could survive all that shit he could take down the entire zombie apocalypse with half a leg and arm
I think there is a writing in one of the saferooms where it shows. "today "keith" took down 12 special infected with his fists!"
and then at the bottom of the text was
"keith was killed by friendly fire"
The moral of the story is that Keith is invincible.
He's gotta be if he's got mower injuries on 90% of his body, 3rd degree burns on the other 95% of his body, 2 broken legs, eyes full of Tear Gas and nuclear radiation, and salmonella. Hopefully, he'll be immune to the Green Flu.
TheTriforceCrusader he has to be, if he's immune to radiation.
NekkyJam LOL yeah.
+analothor Like Wolverine?
***** or deadpool
I would listen to Ellis if he had a podcast I swear
same
he actually does
@@savannahpauln WAIT, NANI THE FUCK
@@savannahpauln TELL ME
@@savannahpauln where
Ellis saying "I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!" Implies that Keith is still alive and has been keeping in touch with Ellis
does he actually say that?
@@Mysticnuke 4:32 yes
its believed he died a week before the events of left 4 dead 2, according to wiki the grafiti states at the light house "i am keith marshall and i shall die here"
@@H3L1X4X1S well, according to ellis' stories, he shouldve died ages ago anyway. But here we are
Legendary keith
Keith as playable character, please Valve.
Takeshi I said this on a different video but. Keith better be a playable character in l4d3
Mason RobertsTV Yep, he can basically survive everything.
Keith: "This one time my buddy Ellis was over talking to his friends and these three kids were lighten up a mortar and the damn thing fell over and shot Ellis right in the ass."
Takeshi l4d3 :)
Wait is Valve going to make L4D3
I wish they allow him to finish the stories!
Me too! I love Ellis's stories, they're freaking hilarious!
Oh my god. I still listen to them because I need a good laugh and Ellis just knows what to say. And Keith dude. He's the man.
Camille De Mott yup.
+Camille De Mott He finishes a few of'em.
knightace2002 Yeah but some of the good ones get cut off. Like the goat one.
Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost", was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a roller coaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a roller coaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a moron" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding.
In the fandom wiki
A true survivor.
Keith is badass
i thought the balloons were full of semen
The people like this you’d think would die by 40 but they always live to 100
God DAMN!
Even if Keith isn't immune to the Green Flu, no zombie can bite through his scar tissue. He'll be fine.
But the Green flu is unpredictable and can go airborne or 30 meters near a zombie to get you infected?
as much as this makes me laugh, sadly green flu is passed through air, so he would either be a zombie or a carrier.
@@H3L1X4X1SKieth just has a lil' cold, he'll get over it, he's survived everything else so far anyways.
@@RiversCuomo19 lol nice
He would just look like Skullface
fun fact: nick has an unused line that goes like this, "Ellis, if you dont shut up, I will find this Keith, zombie or not, and wring his neck."
THATS GOLD
Such a nick thing to do
And then Ellis respond
"Too bad nick, he got in the whirlybird first"
Which means Keith already escaped
Keith needs to be in L4D3. when valve figures out that the number 3 exists.
It should be the L4D one characters and Keith replaces Bill.
still waiting?
Ikr
3 is a cursed number for Valve. 3 is forbidden!
How about left 4 dead 1.5 where we find out the back stories of the character just so we can have Keith in it
Everyone asks "Who is Keith?", but nobody ever asks "How is Keith?".
Where is Keith?
@@JosephMendoza1054 I'll do you one better. Why is Keith?
@@matthewchristiansen9978 I'll do you the best one, When is Keith??
dead.
@@captlegendary I've got a better one, what is Keith?
The Adventures of Keith:
0:00 Malls
0:11 Jimmy Gibbs Jr.
0:28 Guy Trying to Set the World Record
0:43 Mud
1:09 Sugarcane Field
1:20 What Suck the Heads Means?
1:28 Fireworks
1:43 Deep Fried Turkey
1:57 Keith Drove His Car off a Cliff
2:13 Graveyard
2:32 Campin' on Top of a Building
2:51 Gator In a Swamp
3:07 Tunnel of Love
3:23 Paintball Guns
3:33 Homemade Bumper Car Ride
3:46 Keith Fell Off a Rollercoaster
4:02 The Army Bombed Keith
4:21 Open Manhole
4:32 Top of a Burning Building
4:47 Water Balloons
4:58 Tattoo
5:13 Historic Tour
5:49 Car Dropping
5:53 Dead Bear
6:11 Owls
6:46 Sushi
7:30 Bridge
7:47 Keith Got Married 1
8:01 Keith Got Married 2
8:15 Keith Snuck Into a Wedding
Thx man
the Bear and Owl one's are technically the same
I actually like Ellis' stories and I hate it when the other survivors cut him off lol
I know right
+Aussie Scout here here
Sheriff same
same and if you play l4d2 and wait in the saferoom and ellis will tell you a story
Happiness is Land sameeee
Playable character Keith:
All bandages except a small slit in his forehead revealing: "I AM A MORON".
y e s
"I can't expect y'all to do all the work!"
@@JohanKylander Keith Graham
This is actually genius
"I don't enjoy sushi but when made properly it's a food like any other."
Whoever wrote these stories must have had a loooot of fun doing it.
Holy shit, Keith is indestructible.
Yea he even survived an attack by the KKK at the grave yard
Johnny Edward actually 98%
Lobotomite _ 95% and then the same level of burns again on 98%
And don't forget the mower blades wounds all over 90% of his body.......now that's some savage shit.
Yeah
"My buddy Keith lived in a graveyard once for a whole year,it wasn't a dare or anything,he just got kicked out." This is gold....
"he was shooting crows but the police were too busy tear gassing him to ask what he was doing up there"
We all wish we had an Ellis in our lives.
Oh I definitely did when I discovered the game. Still do.
I think I might be the Ellis in my freind group
I think i need a Keith
My little brother is basically like Ellis. He’d tell stories about some moments in our lives every time he meets anyone.
If you were from Louisiana you would know 100 ellises and they are all just like this. The sweetest funniest people in the world. Cajun supremacy
What if Keith is just Ellis’ “replacement” for his friends. They were all different people, but Ellis just remembers the experiences as “experiences with Keith.”
Yeah, maybe it's his way to cope.
@@Mbrace818That’s actually so fucking dark if that’s the case lmao
4:31
4:31
Ellis got problems
if Keith was playable he Would look worse Then A Spitter
DaSteak 23
But he would be tougher than a tank
Florida man playable dlc
@My h3ad nah, not a leader, he doesn't really fit the leader type, he does stupid shit
the leader role in left 4 dead games have an experienced person that cares for all of them despite their differences
there's bill, a vet that's been through vietnam
and then there's coach, he's a football coach and knows how to make a team work
and then putting a southerner that does stupid shit as a leader makes it a pretty bad team
for him
thats a fucking compliment
@Mr. Bonnie Bon, it was a joke my guy. R/woosh
lol Keith got stabbed and robbed by a KKK member.
all over 90% of his body.
+DrHotelMario
He deep fried the KKK guy's turkey lover.
Lmao he just said that right after I read this.
Haha
Goomba Gamer 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body
As a southern man, I have a friend from up north who constantly complains about us telling our life stories while we explain small things. I never noticed, because I love hearing stories and I love telling them, but after I heard him say it, I realized it was true. Ellis is the embodiment of this stereotype.
Nobody:
Ellis: ...wounds on *OVER 90% OF HIS BODY*
How about you stop putting "nobody" on every comment you make? Maybe they'd be funny that way
@@ijemand5672 178 people and myself 8 months ago thought it was funny, seethe lmao
I think they're funny.
@@ijemand5672 why you gotta be such a nobhead?
@@slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 I'm Irish
This is why Ellis is my favorite.
Same
Jack Book exactly
Jack Book same tho
Same
HAHAHA yes
I hate how the other survivors don't allow Ellis to finish his awesome stories. They are the best storied I've ever heard. Seriously.
I mean, considering the situation I'd say that the other survivors have a right to say that
Yeah they have the right to interrupt him.... Buuut his stories are good
I mean, it seemed like he was able to complete some of his stories.
Examples: Tear gas, Sushi, bear carcass fur coat, etc.
I assumed he does this constantly which could get annoying fast
apocalypse: "you can't defeat me"
ellis: "i know. but he can."
“I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fought and won against a zombie apocalypse”
"Teeth marks over 90 percent of his body!"
Keith must be rich considering the medical bills he must’ve had
america
They do own an auto shop.
good old insurance baby. This was back when people could afford it
Well Keith did get dared to tattoo moron on his forehead for 200 dollars. So ask yourself “who’s the real moron?”
if Keith can survive 3rd degree burns, Biochemical Bombs,Radiation,Tear Gas,Broken bones.Then he must be Immortal which means he must of survived the The Green Flu too.
He might be the TANK
that's how it gets you man: OVERCONFIDENCE.
@@skiplet87 some people think it was a member of the KKK instead of a ghost
@@skiplet87 it wasn’t a ghost, it was a guy “wearing robes with the eyes cut out”. More of a country club guy if you get my drift
There should be a mutation called "Did I ever tell you the time..." and its Ellis and Keith and the dialog is just them telling stories to each other and the level is either existing ones or new ones.
ＦｕｎｋａｙＭｏｎｋａｙ and kieth has a million health and looks like a zombie
So much talking that you can't hear the special infected noises
Ellis, Keith, Dave, and someone else..
@@GenericLoser12 And the KKK Member that stabbed Keith
If those burns on Keith are accurate, he'd have no trouble in the Zombie apocalypse since, (A) He'll probably blend by the Zombies, and (B) His burns would've made him natural body armor against bites.
Ellis seems like such a wholesome dude. Like, he really just enjoys and treasures the stories he gets to tell others of the experiences he got to have in his life. You can imagine him and Keith doing all these wacky shenanigans together, laughing about it in the moment (save the ones where Keith's in genuine pain) and then just hanging out together, waiting for the next silly thing to happen. Plus, the fact how one of these "story voicelines" is just describing something he did with the other 3 survivors shows how he can cherish events within almost any context- that, and he's quick to bond with other people. He's just generally a good guy and always does his best to entertain others.
We need a character in some other video game to be called Keith and to reference Ellis in some way.
"Have I ever told you about that one time when my buddy Ellis found himself in a middle of a zombie apocalypse? Ha ha ha, what a story..."
anothga YESSS
anothga L4D3 will feature Keith and a new character called Gaben I think.
this makes me so happy
+Noiman Baikal Really?....
If I ever make a video game, I am doing this for sure.
7:48 I just pictured Ellis breaking into nicks house while nicks asleep and Ellis slowly moves up to nick and starts telling stories about Keith XD
This needs to be a gmod video or sfm, now
@@fleetadmiralauto6506 on it :D
Yes
@@giornogiovanna3888 can I get a general time?
lol i love how he keeps telling stories to nick despite nick being a bit of a douche to him. theyre like fucking spongebob and squidward
As a person who lives in Georgia, I can actually say that I love both Left 4 Dead games for the accuracy and detail of the way that both games treat the areas. I’ve been to Savannah, Riverside, and even the city where Whispering Oaks would be if it were real. I can so easily believe that Coach and Ellis could be my next-door neighbors. The only gripe that I have is that there should be more mountains in the first map of Dark Carnival.
Ellis treats "sushi" as an italian word and makes the singular "susho". Brilliant
The Forrest Gump of Left 4 Dead
some guy ayy lmao
An optimistic southerner with a big heart that is great at telling stories?
We got a match!
He seems more like Bubba from Forrest Gump since he also goes on tangents, except on shrimp instead of stories.
Finally a non keith comment
As great as Ellis’ stories are, I can understand how it would be stressful listening to them while fighting during a zombie apocalypse lol.
yeah, especially when you need to be quiet, Ellis has awesome stories but there's a time and place for them
@@punprincess3214 Yeah but the voicelines really only trigger in the saferoom, I think being in a saferoom is a good time and place for a story.
@@OrionDawn15
Yeah but in the safehouse all the survivors are supposed to get going
@@ramudasanjuu The survivors spend a good long while in the saferoom inbetween missions, I think they'd have time for a story or two.
Well they are in a safe room so they got time to listen to a story plus you never know if you’ll get the chance to tell or hear a story again
It’s been 15 years and I’m still obsessed with this man
I really love his stories, but they get interrupted by others. Ellis is my favorite L4D2 character.
Yeah I hate it when he gets interrupted
Mee 3
i love playing as ellis and nick but mostly ellis
@Conner Jacobus
Calm down
Me too
That moment when Ellis realizes he had a new story to tell Keith is just so adorable and strangely wholesome.
From all these story we could know that he really did like keith as a friend of his, i wish i had a friend like Ellis in rl
I could stay in a safe room with Ellis and listen to his stories aaaaall day
Keith's soon-to-be wife actually turned into a Witch, so, bullet dodged.
And that’s why he was a runaway groom XD
wait. . .did he say his buddy keith was stabbed by a homeless Klu Klux Klan member
XD
Prob
Kkk was supposed to be Kool kids klub
KOOL KIDS KLUB*
Sethdizon -gt what
There needs to be an Ellis audiobook just full of his stories. I would buy that so fast
I can only imagine how hard they were laughing when they were recording these lines
"Hey, Ellis, how about you tell us about the time you shut up?" - Nick, 2009
Hahahahaha
6:46 My favorite Ellis story.
10 bucks a susho
Pray to god L4d3 has Keith as a playable character and has “I ever tell you about my buddy Ellis?” lines.
4:32
this line implies that Ellis's stories about Keith are true, meaning Keith is real and ACTUALLY did all that crazy stuff
Yeah he is very lucky and unlucky at the same time
i bet keith is hitting his head against the wall saying "shut up ellis"
I think the comment is just a "out of the boredom" moment. So best to ignore that one before it chains.
99 Barrels of Mead.
Im listing but i think on pancakes
@@thesinner6167 w h a t
4:32 LOL
I'm a big fan
Ooooooooh
Ellis was just okay with that lolol
Exactly 😂😂😂
Can you do an animation of Ellis’s stories? I could like to see everyone bored by his stories!
Ellis is the guy who i can listen talk the entire day and not get bored or anoyed
Dave Mall Story 0:00
Jimmy Gibbs Junior 0:10 - 0:26
Ferris Wheel story 0:26
Keith building a shack 0:44
Sugar Cane Field 1:09
Keith Suck the Heads 1:20
Keith and making Fireworks 1:28
Keith deep frying turkey 1:44
Keith car off a cliff 1:57
Keith living in a graveyard 2:14
Keith camping on top a building 2:32
Keith getting rolled by a gator 2:51
Keith drowning in tunnel of love 3:08
Ellis and Keith sneaking paintball guns 3:23
Ellis and Keith homemade bumper cars 3:33
Keith falling out of a rollercoaster 3:46
Army bombing Keith 4:02
Keith falling down a manhole 4:20
Ellis and Keith on top of a burning building 4:31
Ellis being interrupted 4:47
Keith getting a dared tattoo 4:58
Keith starting a tour - raccoon fighting 5:13
Keith jumping in a lake to avoid owls 5:50
Keith making sushi with raw chicken 6:46
Ellis and Keith were on a bridge once 7:27
Keith the runaway groom 7:47
Keith the runaway groom pt 2 8:01
Keith sneaking into a wedding and becoming the pastor 8:14
Ellis seems like a guy I would love to spend time with.
You?
We*
We?
Us*
@@printedmedal Us?
Everyone
@@SerperiorChaos except coach, rochelle, and nick
@@SerperiorChaoseveryone?
Everybody
*After the last mission*
Ellis: So I guess we got time now.
The Others: (groan)
Ellis: So Keith was on the roof of that buildin' I was tellin' y'all about, and the police came with a helicopter lot like this one here...
Hahaha 😂
*Deep inhale “I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith...
I’d love hear all of his stories 😁😆
@@ryankoopacanada petition for valve to make a full collection of short stories based on Ellis and Keith's Adventures
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 YESSSSSSSS :D
I was just introduced to this man minutes ago and since we're from the same place I'm obligated to love him. Pls he's so funny. These stories are great.
I love ellis so fucking much. We need him as a promo character in games. And I'd love to have him round in everyday life and in the apocalypse
I E V E R T E L L Y O U ' B O U T M Y B U D D Y K E I T H
KFC,
Keith Fired Chicken
Aaarno
Hulk You are a godamn genius
How will chicken get a job now?
Oh
He DIDN'T fire the chicken, that was the whole problem.
I've been playing this game for over a decade and I'm crying laughing today at the ghost story. Masterpiece.
"I ever tell you bout' that one time Keith and me tried to steal a monkey from a Zoo" "monkey shit covering 90% of his body"
Watch this video 3 times with headphones.You started to hearing Ellis' stories in your brain.
wow your right
that's why the others don't want him to tell stories
I just need to listen once.
4:32
it seems ellis has a memory problem where he associates keith in the situation where he wasn't at. sure maybe 1-3 of those stories where true but maybe most of them are what some of his other friends besides keith did
what if keith doesn't exist? maybe he is slowly losing his sanity?
Maybe it’s his way to cope with the zombie apocalypse.
probably
Someone asked Gabe Newell if Keith was real, he just said that video game characters aren’t real, so Keith isn’t real.
[screams in Russian] He is. He was actually going to be a playable character but got discarded. You can see his skin if you google it. 😉
2:51 Is my favorite Keith Story.
It's not the fact that he keeps getting cut off that makes me feel pain, its the fact it's always just as the story reaches it's peak.
DID I EVER TELL YOU 'BOUT THE TIME ME AND MY BUDDY KEITH-
Mason RobertsTV, can this wait?
Ellis,let's make a shut up contest,ready? 3.2.1 START
this is my favorite Nick quote xD
RAW-Gamer my favorite nick quote is when Rochelle dies, "well there goes repopulating the earth"
Ellis, is this really the best time?
And, your point is?
It'd be so awesome if in Left 4 Dead 3 you play as Keith.
Naw Keith gonna be a special infected based on what happened to that mf💀💀
Holy crap Jerma did a perfect impression
Lmao
I hope that L4D3 will have Keith, Whitaker, Virgil, and John and Amanda Slater. Maybe we will get to see Jacob, Sergeant Downey, Jeff and Annie, Sergeant Hendricks and his squad from the Sacrifice comics.
If they are making keith playable they gotta add ellis stories
his stories are kinda cool to listen :)
i play solo and yell at coms when they interupt him XD
He's too friggin adorable!
ELLIS ALWAYS BEEN ADORABLE EVER SINCE!!!!!
10 years ago all them story’s were annoying but now in 2020 their divine
yes
0:00
This is my ringtone for my phone
Oh man Ellis is the best person in left 4 dead 2. His stories crack me up so good
My favorite character is ellis and he always will be it
keith was a run away groom so the witch at the passing is keith's bride ?
This is now my headcanon.
whos cooking tonight
The Raging Coconut *coach starts telling nick wat he wants to eat
Where does it say that
Maybe
2020 and I still love listening this?
watching this again is a great way to pass time
Tell me more Grandpa Ellis!!
I like to think that between campaigns, like on Virgil’s boat and helicopters and stuff. All the survivors are sitting and talking and Ellis goes on chatting about Keith without being interrupted
Let's be honest, we all wish we had a friend like Ellis.
5:13 sounds like a story you would tell at Thanksgiving dinner
Keith sounds awesome af!
Yea right I would like to be his friends and be like Ellis and tell stories all the time
GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH THIS VIDEO
thanks for blessing me with this in 2020
I always purposely chose not to play as Ellis to get the immersion that I would be going through the zombie apocalypse with him as a partner. Dude is my spirit animal
Valve counting in kindergarten:
1
2
2 Episode 2
Card Game
Card game?
@@saturniidspectre Artifact, a Dota 2 card game. It is generally accepted as worst game Valve ever made
After 9 years I have finally found this video again.
If they add any other characters in Back 4 Blood one should be Keith, I wanna see peoples reactions if one of his lines are "You know my friend Ellis..."
4:45 broke my heart..
Vince Blackburn | Why? There's no evidence to suggest Keith wasn't evacuated or that he died or anything
@@melonwozard there is no evidence that Keith is a real character either.
@@melonwozard there's an episode of white lie where he joined The Angels of Death and actually got upset when he found out what happened to Ellis then brought a hunter to kill Bill
I play ellis every time I play left 4 dead 2
Evan Justice Same
Me to he's my favorite
Hell ya me too
Same here
Me too
Who else is coming back to this in 2021?
My buddy Keith recommended this video 10 years later
4:47 All the characters: NO PLEASE NO
Gotta admit,all 8 survivors are great,but damn i love Ellis n´ Nick xD
Neko Miki 7/8 survivors are great. I hate rochelle
Seymour Redding *7
Jacob Seed all of them are great but I fucking hate rochelle.
And Francis.
@@danndidntask4057 4+4 = 8 ok
“Home made bumpercars with riding lawnmowers” sir. You have invented a sport