I am Greek but us girls used to get the biscuit warning also; in fact we were not allowed to touch anything when we went out with our parents to wherever. We also got the 'come here, I'll give you something to cry about' speech as well. Man they were tough, mums from those days.
Same here (dads hungarian) was tough to comprehend going to a friends house and him, then his mum after i didnt believe him, telling me it was ok to make myself a milo... Mind blown, allowed in someone elses kitchen? To touch the fridge? 😯💨
I knew a family with four daughters. The dad told them "if you don't stop whining I'm gonna give you something to whine about." It worked with the first three but the youngest said "ok, give me something to whine about."
I can't personally say I've experienced this but my grandfather once got a bashing for asking for some chicken at the dinner table no joke, bare in mind it was the 1940s at the time but still.
I hear you with the visits ... we had stinky people with their horrible kids. We got into enough trouble because of their kids. One of them was a spoilt little whiner .. anyhow. when I was old enough to make decisions , I stopped going around their house and block them on social media.
Lol I remember if I drank anything before we finished our dinner my dad would walk into garage and get the cricket bat and he would come back and put it next to him and we knew if we touched the drink we were going to cop it 🤣🤣 Also on way to visits we also got the wogwarning speech “ if I see you mangia tutti biscotti I will kill you “
Whenever my brother and i fucked up, our mother would stare at us from across the room, clench her fist in her mouth and push it away suddenly. Only then... we knew we really fucked up. The message alone would make us cry.
As an Albanian American this was true for us as well but it was for meat appetizers “don’t touch or look at any of the food!” And instead of the broom had to go outside and get a stick from the tree and if it broke they’d go get a better one and so you’re outside crying trying out sticks swinging it in the air testing to make sure it was good enough to hit you with lol
More than a year later lol but wog in Australia mainly refers to Mediterraneans and Arabs. Basically they all immigrated to Australia around the same period so they moved into the same neighbourhoods and were all lumped together. Ig we didn't really have any African people at the time and Indigenous people have their own slurs so wog was assigned to us. It's largely acceptable now though when my nonna immigrated and my father grew up it was very much an insult especially if it came from 'anglos'.
Look these people listen think go to special school across road better chance at achieving a pass learn to be an able arrangatang like a mechanic able to be practising (no offence arrangatangs)
Think i am starting to understand why god got upset when adam and eve procreated followed by moses bright idea on go forth and multiply....next thing you know 7.5billion to feed and youve all destroyed mother nature eden ma why you cry why?
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God forbid we ever asked when we were going home during the visit :,)
RIP Wog Child
Died for asking when we were going home
I am Greek but us girls used to get the biscuit warning also; in fact we were not allowed to touch anything when we went out with our parents to wherever. We also got the 'come here, I'll give you something to cry about' speech as well. Man they were tough, mums from those days.
Skase re mounoskilo
Same here (dads hungarian) was tough to comprehend going to a friends house and him, then his mum after i didnt believe him, telling me it was ok to make myself a milo... Mind blown, allowed in someone elses kitchen? To touch the fridge? 😯💨
I cant believe how accurate this is to my childhood!
Anyone else recognise Salvatore Coco in the audience from Heartbreak High (90s)? :)
Well, that brought back memories!
this is the story of my life!!!
The slipper = deadliest weapon ever....
my but has broken more wooden spoons than the western suburbs magpies had received! (remember the maggies?)
LAST 30 seconds had me in tear's!!!
Hi Joe best answer to your dad when he says “ mi caccio la curria” ha ha ha “ E POI TI CASCONO I PANTOLONI”
i love being italian! especially a calabrese
I knew a family with four daughters. The dad told them "if you don't stop whining I'm gonna give you something to whine about." It worked with the first three but the youngest said "ok, give me something to whine about."
0.23 is Salvatore Coco I'm sure.
ooohhh that speach still rings in my ears today. ayyy you sit down not even for toilet you get up.
This guy reminds man o f my childhood..& I'm CROATION FA...KEN
Hahahaha u guys are lucky mate i got hit with a stick for laughing at the dinner table.
LOL my parents are Greek and the warning speech is SOOOOOOOOOO true! they even repeat "If I see you" with there index finger up just like he showed
I can't personally say I've experienced this but my grandfather once got a bashing for asking for some chicken at the dinner table no joke, bare in mind it was the 1940s at the time but still.
panatone
omg panatone is the best. Every sunday at my Nonna's house there is always panatone. It's so awesome.
I hear you with the visits ... we had stinky people with their horrible kids. We got into enough trouble because of their kids. One of them was a spoilt little whiner .. anyhow. when I was old enough to make decisions , I stopped going around their house and block them on social media.
saw him live in woking/UK! couldnt stop laughing!!
ommg story of my life!!!
Ashley Isabella stfu
he came bedford last nite, what a legend!
Lol I remember if I drank anything before we finished our dinner my dad would walk into garage and get the cricket bat and he would come back and put it next to him and we knew if we touched the drink we were going to cop it 🤣🤣
Also on way to visits we also got the wogwarning speech “ if I see you mangia tutti biscotti I will kill you “
@koringn LOL..well greeks and lebs are very very similar..so im not surprised...hahaha
Whenever my brother and i fucked up, our mother would stare at us from across the room, clench her fist in her mouth and push it away suddenly.
Only then... we knew we really fucked up. The message alone would make us cry.
Right on!!
this has to be just about every italo-australian's story
As an Albanian American this was true for us as well but it was for meat appetizers “don’t touch or look at any of the food!” And instead of the broom had to go outside and get a stick from the tree and if it broke they’d go get a better one and so you’re outside crying trying out sticks swinging it in the air testing to make sure it was good enough to hit you with lol
forget the pre warning, how about trying to leave the visits??? It was like a 14 stage process after the initial we better get going...
@0.20 do i see luca toni in the audience?
soo true, i hate doing the visits to the zii
U a so good.
We bring gifts..like Panetone? Which is Muffin, but a Big One! haha
i love joe
So true
"He died for a biscotto"
who would dislike this?
oh i bloody hate the 4pm visits and for us we always go visiting at 4pm when we go away
He;s describing lebo parents to a T..LOL
joe your the best
This guy reminds me of my childhood & I'm CROATION
im both sicilian and calabrese.. but more calabrese coz i speak that dialect more prominantly than sicilian dialect and the proper italian
OOh wow this is my childhood :)
this guy is bloody hilarious
panatone i luv it
Parents ok i go to school learn then i come back and talk to everyone....still studying must base things on the facts you know.
Now topic number one crude oil and ecological human footprint the rest latter.
@mayo2168 and greek ones.
same struggle with us arabs here 😂
there must be something in the mediterranean sea.
Ex yugoslavs too lol.
I was doing missions to avoid copping it from dad 49years old now im expert
A1 tier 1 operator
Lifes a special right us marines
so true! i couldnt touch the biscotti as a kid!
So True Lol my grandma used to do this. lol.
Joe lost the right to use the word Wog as soon as he declared he's loyalty to Australia over Italy in the World Cup.
Hope Nick doesn't sue him for using the W word.
100% true
haha oh god i remember that :P
you go get me the Shovel
@NxtLevelGaming94 thats exactly like me, maltese and italian fuck yeah bro!
not true, i'm half italian from calabria and everybody thinks i'm mafia..
imma greek proud to be one
Such a dag🤣🤣🤣
wow
Please when you speak in Italian translate it so for those of us don’t speak Italian follow.
awesome rofl.
Afghan parents are the same!
Effe for fixa the carro!
mannaggia visiti!
this is sooo funny!!
When you visit people you don't even know
Lveo
I’m Italian never heard us referred to as wogs ? In England that’s what blacks were called.
More than a year later lol but wog in Australia mainly refers to Mediterraneans and Arabs. Basically they all immigrated to Australia around the same period so they moved into the same neighbourhoods and were all lumped together. Ig we didn't really have any African people at the time and Indigenous people have their own slurs so wog was assigned to us. It's largely acceptable now though when my nonna immigrated and my father grew up it was very much an insult especially if it came from 'anglos'.
Sound like my mum😂
i love you joe
Panettone... It's like a muffin but a big one xD
AHAHAHAHHAHA! XD
very funny!
OMFG SO TRUUEE , man this is so funny nd true
Truuueeeeee
i'm related to him :0
My mums calabrese and thats exactly what she does.
Warning speech ???? Hey my dad lost the plot once said what am i raising Al Capones i was less than 10yrs old
soooooo true omg lmao
Haha soooooooo funny.
haha im spanish and dis is sooo fkn truee
Wog wasnt supposed to be racist..
It was "Western Oriental Gentlemen"
Look these people listen think go to special school across road better chance at achieving a pass learn to be an able arrangatang like a mechanic able to be practising (no offence arrangatangs)
@sketz03 well then you must be an aussie
Who's this pop guy......oh my bad pope.....isn't that a garden hose company.
lmaooooooooooooo this guys a funny keint!!!!!!!
I guess WOPS all over the world have the same woes!
true :)
WOG PRIDE!!!
Never heard an Italian, trying to copy an Italian accent but sounding like an Indian immitating an Asian.
Lmao
Lmaoooo
im turk but dis shits da same with us lmao
Joe Avati he died for a BISCOTTI!!
When daddy get home huh dont hit kids learn something called emotional intelligence tools and techniques
Huh not my souls fault y'all went looking over mountains with swords
Harmonics works for synatic pathway dysfunctionality and development
You come here pull up or i smack you.....you want to get married huh interesting. Hmmm lets learn to become a father ok.
I think maybe cia or fbi or someone wants to talk to me or rather their running the other way please explain these documents
Think i am starting to understand why god got upset when adam and eve procreated followed by moses bright idea on go forth and multiply....next thing you know 7.5billion to feed and youve all destroyed mother nature eden ma why you cry why?
hehe.... sounds like my NONNO... hahaha
hate being calabrese.. everyone thinks ur MAFIA!! but meh
haha porco dio!!