KOTD - Rap Battle - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz |
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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The jokes over bars movement as begun, and if this next release from World Domination 2 is any indication, it might have a little steam to it. Uno Lavoz, a Philadelphia native, has been earning a reputation as one of the most unique battlers to burst onto the scene in a long time. Completely irreverent and wholly unorthodox, Lavoz is less of a battle rapper and more of a one man show. His opponent Kaliente, the King of the Dot veteran from upstate New York, is one of the longest tenured battlers in Canada's premier league, having been a part of the scene since its inception. Kali mixes in hardcore bars with an aggressive delivery, while Lavoz does everything in his power to turn his matches from battles into sideshows. Which of these two will prevail in this highly entertaining event?
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KOTD WORLD DOMINATION 2 KALIENTE vs UNO LAVOZ
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this was the best world domination in my opinion, tonnes of classics with endless replay value
uno won this hands down no contest 3/0
That back turned is mad disrespectful no way to battle at all period, lol. who is kaliente anyways lmfao. Uno funny shit as always, the back turned is too unprofessional for me
Kaliente sux boss
Uno probably smells like straight booze, so I don't blame him
didn't even sound like uno was rapping it just sounded like he was just roasing 😁😀😂
Comedy always wins .uno lavos.
"oh, u wanna talk about mommas?" lmfao
"Isn't your daughter named Harmony?
Nigga, I will harm her knees"
LOL.
You have to laugh out loud at least once every Uno Lavoz battle.
"BITCH TAKE A SHIT STANDING UP!" oh God I was dying XD
yo on some serious shit i really do appreciate the love from all the people on here and i also understand why the other people feel the way they do about this battle all i can say is wait till me vs hfk happens i wont drink before the battle ...but i will be fuckin drunk out my mind for the post battle interview hahahaha ..p.s lightin up its free entertainment
the only reason this battle has any replay value is cause Uno is funny as fuck, i skip kalientes rounds lol
"Your mom gotta fake leg with real toenails"
Wtf XDDDDD
shoutout to fuckin screech
How come rone and uno never did a 2 on 2 together?
sure a lot of these guys from 4 years ago seem whack today, but they are the pioneers of KOTD and helped get this shit to where it is. i respect them
Kaliente says he from upstate but his accent is canadian, he doesnt talk like he from upstate NY
Damn the crowd was sleeping on that collie buddz line
Uno Lavos has an unorthodox style that is entertaining to watch. He is a breath of fresh air to battles. When he gets serious he's a beast...and he has great charisma. Original.
Uno never fails to make his opponents laugh, no matter how serious the battle is lmao...very entertaining
@Cvasir thank u very mush i really appreciate that homie
Uno's got bars but there are clearly some battles that he doesn't take seriously. His bars in this battle sound like he wrote it in the bathroom while taking a shit. All Kaliente had to do was show up to win this battle. But IMO, if he had actually taken the time to write his bars instead of that whack freestyle yo mamma shit, he's much better than Kaliente.
you know uno entertaining when erbodi at the event is just waiting for his rounds lol.... like hurry up kaliente
the 2 judges who voted for Uno should never judge again.
Love how they judging this like Uno even took it serious lmao
Someone’s mom is about to get violated.
Uno isnt about bars. dude just has a unique ass personality. When he brings his A game, i feel like he can hold his own against some unexpected opponents. looking forward to his HFK battle comin up
Saying "OFF THE TOP" is always a bad sign in a written battle league. It translates into "I'm losing right now, help me"
@GhosTownM2P they arent public on youtube for the first day or release. you have to go to the king of the dot website to see it the first day
flow-Kaliente
Originality-Kaliente
Bars-Kaliente
Wordplay-Kaliente
Kaliente won all 3 rounds easily
Uno Lavoz is a legend
Can't stand Uno .. Kaliente won this for actually rapping
how the fuck kaliente win..yea uno didnt come with bars but kaliente choked his 2nd and 3rd round and spit garbage freestyle. Kaliente 1st round was pretty good but uno was consistent and entertaining the whole battle
Uno Lavoz saying bars over jokes is like Thesaurus saying bars over multi's
@UnoLaVoz ...dam i had a typo. I meant "URL" not "grindtime", cuz now in days the upcoming acts of grindtime kind of suck... Well hope its replied in the HFK battle. Cant wait for it to come up.
INTRO WAS HILARIOUS! "You about to get bodied, Nigga!" LOL
Honestly, if my opponent was that drunk, I would've considered it a huge kind of disrespect and turned my back on him too. Uno just gives other leagues more ammunition to say how wack GT is...
"Aint your daughter named Harmony........Nigga i will harm her knees"
Uno is the shit. lol
this match is for UNO! jokes over bars!
I've never liked Kalienete... But Uno Lavoz set battle rap back 100 years. Kaliente did his thing
"From what I remember it was funny as hell..." hahahaha!!!
uno lavos vs kerser or 360 would be entertaining to watch because they're all funny.
Uno Lavoz, my top RUclips search. Love this guy.
Uno needs his own TV show or movie like Friday!
ATTENTION KOTD: Uno Lavoz vs Diaz... make it happen! Aggresive jokes vs aggresive delivery... Thumbs up if you think it would be a good match!
kaliente tryin not to laugh the whole first round
hahahah
2 chokes and he still won, he can never get mad about arcane beating him in the 2010 grand prix
Rone vs Uno Lavoz would be heaven
I would love to buy the snapback Uno Lavoz is wearing, but somehow it's no where to find on the internet... Someone has a link where to buy that snapback??
dope battle btw
@UnoLaVoz Niice! Thanks for replying to this!.. Hope this can work out... btw, since you replied if i can ask you 2 questions:
1) If you could choose who to battle, would you prefer Cortez or Diaz?
2) What do you think of Grindtime? Can you succeed on that platform?
'Isnt your daughters name harony, harmony, niggah i will harm her knees' TIME, bodybag! ahahahahaha
@UnoLaVoz all of your battles are funny, keep doing your thing homie, holla back from montreal
Kotd has the best opening ever hands down
Ok, where's the guy who usually comments and gives me the time for when the actual battle starts?
Rd 1:kaliente
Rd 2:kaliente sick freestyle btw
Rd 3:Uno lavos
2-1 kaliente
'' ngga i will harm her knees '' HAHAHAHAH funny shit
Lol even the camera man can't help laughing at Uno Lavoz bars
@matthewcoslett i agree. weakest battles of the event : 1. Kaliente vs Uno
2. D-Lor vs Deffinition
3. Tricky P vs Shazaam
Strongest battles of the event: 1. Diaz vs Protégé
2. Pat Stay vs Marvwon
3. Dirtbag vs Madchild
Didnt mean for the battle to come out this way I got drunk before the battle but it still has some entertainment value ...im battlin hfk on nov/5th I wont get drunk for that one and I reassure you that battle will before 100x better then this
the second i thnik i like KOTD..they release a battle like this...
kaliente was straight disrespectful he wouldn't even look uno in the eye and take disses like a real battler
175 people have a mom with a fake leg and real toe nails.
I give the win to Kaliente
Kaliente was rapping
Uno Lavoz was telling jokes that rhyme
Its all about the Uno Lavoz dance move in the 1st round.
"Your Mom gotta fake leg with real toe nails" LMFAO WTF?!?!
Uno Lavoz deserves performance of the night.
R1. Kaliente
R2. TIE
R3. Uno Lavos
people shud understand that Lavoz rapped drunk, if he wudda been sober he wudve been on point....and if he was sober he wudve bodied Kaliente.
Uno Lavoz was drunk as shit and still droppin rhymes all over Kaliente's face
Wow! Uno with the overflow of comedy!
@BigSpecialK23 ...i kind of agree... but it would force both of them to kind of change up their style, so they won't be predictable to their opponent,
"you got love, peace and harmony on the side of your fucking neck, aint your daughter named harony....harmony nigga i will harm her knees" lmao perhaps the worst yet funniest line i have ever heard
Once Aftershock destroys Kaliente, Kaliente should battle Mista Conspiracy.
i dont care waht anyone says this is one of the funniest battles ever,drunk uno>>
Kaliente calls himself when he won on a split decision to a dude drunk off his ass
All the judges thought Uno Lavoz was funny...?? Kaliente won by default.
I think you misunderstood me. I meant that I laughed when he spoke because of how he looks and how his voice is.
this battle is hysterical uno should just be a comedian
Uno vs Lunar soon cant wait
I'm a fan of Uno but honestly wasn't all that crazy about this battle. Battle had a couple good moments but I was a little disappointed. Looking forward to the Uno/HFK battle though..that's gonna be crazy.
@UnoLaVoz when is the battle vs Everybody Knows supposed to drop?
❤ uno 😉
uno won 😉
For all the hate Uno gets for his style, watch how it completely throws his opponent off. He spits a bunch of funny but ridiculously stupid jokes, throws a real bar or two in between, and by the end Kaliente has lost all steam and sounds like shit.
What else?
Shatdafuckup, Uno Lavoz was fucking hilarious. Anybody who didn't enjoy this shit, doesn't enjoy happiness, laughter, and/or life.
"Your mum be eating hotdogs and spam in church."
"Your mom got a fake leg with real toe nails" hahahaha...
Ain't your daughter named harmony? nigga I will harm her knees. hahaha. best line.
this uno lavos's best battle, i miss this uno who didnt care
Round 1 - Kaliente
Round 2 - Kaliente
Round 3 - Kaliente
Kaliente 3-0, Uno Lavoz had a weak performance, only had like 4,5 decent bars, same with Kaliente but I feel like he took it more seriously and was better.
No shit Sherlock
Drunk Uno Lavos > Sober Uno Lavos
Uno Lavoz needs a title match.!
where can I get a Uno Lavoz shirt? 1:00
How can you even think UNO won this? He was ridiculously slow with his bars, wasn't consistent, and just said the same shit. You judges that gave it to UNO need to be reconsidered.
no body got uno lavos line at 15:32 when he said ," cuz from the east side this platano can get deep fried, totones"
Some Dominicans refer to themselfs as Platanos which is a green banana or plaintain. when cut up and deep fried they can be made into totones. Which are delishus.
We all do.
battle rappers should battle drunk more often lmao Uno Lavoz is awesome!
Yo we need more battles wit uno lol this kid crazy
uno vs lunar is gonna be a madness :)
i like how at 19:30 organik slaps bishop, but not really
When Caliente Is Introducing Himself Uno was like "Yu boutta get Body Shut up" xD LMFAOOO XD
That "Thang thang, wang wang, gang bang" line was slow but fun if you could have speeded it up :P
@UnoLaVoz when do u battle HFK?? wow if u got that battle its a great look...keep it up.
Uno Was Making The Crowd Uneasy, Because He Kept Getting Pissed Everytime They Laughed. What Was The Crowd Suppose To Do?, Cry?, Stay Quiet?.