KOTD - Rap Battle - Kaliente vs Uno Lavoz |

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @snorewak
    @snorewak 9 лет назад +16

    this was the best world domination in my opinion, tonnes of classics with endless replay value

  • @Sevenyxxtimes7xx
    @Sevenyxxtimes7xx 13 лет назад +2

    "Aint your daughter named Harmony........Nigga i will harm her knees"
    Uno is the shit. lol

  • @dreams202
    @dreams202 13 лет назад +1

    Saying "OFF THE TOP" is always a bad sign in a written battle league. It translates into "I'm losing right now, help me"

  • @claychains
    @claychains 11 лет назад +29

    That back turned is mad disrespectful no way to battle at all period, lol. who is kaliente anyways lmfao. Uno funny shit as always, the back turned is too unprofessional for me

    • @edvance2968
      @edvance2968 6 лет назад

      Kaliente sux boss

    • @cndosrs
      @cndosrs 5 лет назад

      Uno probably smells like straight booze, so I don't blame him

  • @michaelcheapshot3947
    @michaelcheapshot3947 4 года назад +3

    How come rone and uno never did a 2 on 2 together?

  • @lanelafisking
    @lanelafisking 10 лет назад +32

    uno won this hands down no contest 3/0

  • @ChronicDemTingz
    @ChronicDemTingz 11 лет назад +3

    "Isn't your daughter named Harmony?
    Nigga, I will harm her knees"
    LOL.
    You have to laugh out loud at least once every Uno Lavoz battle.

  • @whatsthatsoundihear
    @whatsthatsoundihear 13 лет назад +6

    "oh, u wanna talk about mommas?" lmfao

  • @blakhsheep
    @blakhsheep 12 лет назад +3

    "BITCH TAKE A SHIT STANDING UP!" oh God I was dying XD

  • @notmickeymouseo.o1198
    @notmickeymouseo.o1198 8 лет назад +10

    didn't even sound like uno was rapping it just sounded like he was just roasing 😁😀😂

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад +3

    yo on some serious shit i really do appreciate the love from all the people on here and i also understand why the other people feel the way they do about this battle all i can say is wait till me vs hfk happens i wont drink before the battle ...but i will be fuckin drunk out my mind for the post battle interview hahahaha ..p.s lightin up its free entertainment

  • @johnnyjm11
    @johnnyjm11 11 лет назад +14

    Comedy always wins .uno lavos.

  • @SikeNawGaming
    @SikeNawGaming 13 лет назад +2

    "Your mom gotta fake leg with real toenails"
    Wtf XDDDDD

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад +1

    Didnt mean for the battle to come out this way I got drunk before the battle but it still has some entertainment value ...im battlin hfk on nov/5th I wont get drunk for that one and I reassure you that battle will before 100x better then this

  • @neilrichardson2725
    @neilrichardson2725 9 лет назад +1

    sure a lot of these guys from 4 years ago seem whack today, but they are the pioneers of KOTD and helped get this shit to where it is. i respect them

  • @pEr5on4LLy
    @pEr5on4LLy 12 лет назад +1

    Uno Lavos has an unorthodox style that is entertaining to watch. He is a breath of fresh air to battles. When he gets serious he's a beast...and he has great charisma. Original.

  • @chriscobayne2235
    @chriscobayne2235 3 года назад +1

    Someone’s mom is about to get violated.

  • @parent82
    @parent82 11 лет назад +2

    the only reason this battle has any replay value is cause Uno is funny as fuck, i skip kalientes rounds lol

  • @UnoLaVoz
    @UnoLaVoz 13 лет назад

    @Cvasir thank u very mush i really appreciate that homie

  • @smeerios
    @smeerios 13 лет назад +1

    Uno isnt about bars. dude just has a unique ass personality. When he brings his A game, i feel like he can hold his own against some unexpected opponents. looking forward to his HFK battle comin up

  • @seaniskindaneat6205
    @seaniskindaneat6205 5 лет назад +2

    Damn the crowd was sleeping on that collie buddz line

  • @DJAUDIO1
    @DJAUDIO1 13 лет назад

    INTRO WAS HILARIOUS! "You about to get bodied, Nigga!" LOL

  • @z0mgrugbyREUP
    @z0mgrugbyREUP 12 лет назад

    Lol even the camera man can't help laughing at Uno Lavoz bars

  • @MakeMarcAMillion
    @MakeMarcAMillion 10 лет назад +4

    Uno's got bars but there are clearly some battles that he doesn't take seriously. His bars in this battle sound like he wrote it in the bathroom while taking a shit. All Kaliente had to do was show up to win this battle. But IMO, if he had actually taken the time to write his bars instead of that whack freestyle yo mamma shit, he's much better than Kaliente.

  • @nextlevelnova
    @nextlevelnova 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz all of your battles are funny, keep doing your thing homie, holla back from montreal

  • @sven619mysterio
    @sven619mysterio 10 лет назад

    I would love to buy the snapback Uno Lavoz is wearing, but somehow it's no where to find on the internet... Someone has a link where to buy that snapback??
    dope battle btw

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад +1

    Uno never fails to make his opponents laugh, no matter how serious the battle is lmao...very entertaining

  • @zinakan
    @zinakan 13 лет назад +1

    Kaliente says he from upstate but his accent is canadian, he doesnt talk like he from upstate NY

  • @supah4xor
    @supah4xor 11 лет назад

    'Isnt your daughters name harony, harmony, niggah i will harm her knees' TIME, bodybag! ahahahahaha

  • @jcercado16
    @jcercado16 8 лет назад

    I mean your grandma soo strong she be playing football 😂😂

  • @KingOfTheDot
    @KingOfTheDot  13 лет назад

    @GhosTownM2P they arent public on youtube for the first day or release. you have to go to the king of the dot website to see it the first day

  • @2013GRB
    @2013GRB 13 лет назад

    '' ngga i will harm her knees '' HAHAHAHAH funny shit

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz Niice! Thanks for replying to this!.. Hope this can work out... btw, since you replied if i can ask you 2 questions:
    1) If you could choose who to battle, would you prefer Cortez or Diaz?
    2) What do you think of Grindtime? Can you succeed on that platform?

  • @JayWhiteFishing
    @JayWhiteFishing 13 лет назад

    "Your Mom gotta fake leg with real toe nails" LMFAO WTF?!?!

  • @Mrdennisinned1
    @Mrdennisinned1 13 лет назад

    this match is for UNO! jokes over bars!

  • @greuju
    @greuju 13 лет назад +1

    "From what I remember it was funny as hell..." hahahaha!!!

  • @GhostofTez
    @GhostofTez 13 лет назад

    lmfao!! " aint yo daughter name harmony... nigga i will harm her knees" nice haha

  • @alltkaos
    @alltkaos 13 лет назад

    "Your mom got a fake leg with real toe nails" hahahaha...

  • @siwooot
    @siwooot 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz saying bars over jokes is like Thesaurus saying bars over multi's

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 13 лет назад

    "you got love, peace and harmony on the side of your fucking neck, aint your daughter named harony....harmony nigga i will harm her knees" lmao perhaps the worst yet funniest line i have ever heard

  • @giancarlo1345
    @giancarlo1345 11 лет назад

    When Caliente Is Introducing Himself Uno was like "Yu boutta get Body Shut up" xD LMFAOOO XD

  • @johnvasi796
    @johnvasi796 7 лет назад +2

    Love how they judging this like Uno even took it serious lmao

  • @pantone204
    @pantone204 11 лет назад +1

    Uno Lavoz, my top RUclips search. Love this guy.

  • @Jordybuilt
    @Jordybuilt Год назад +1

    UNO 3-0 jus on his introduction alone haha

  • @louisgiordano3
    @louisgiordano3 13 лет назад

    the second i thnik i like KOTD..they release a battle like this...

  • @boiment1
    @boiment1 13 лет назад

    "Nigga, I will harm her knees" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @VillageBandit
    @VillageBandit 12 лет назад

    Rone vs Uno Lavoz would be heaven

  • @Angielyrica
    @Angielyrica 13 лет назад +1

    you know uno entertaining when erbodi at the event is just waiting for his rounds lol.... like hurry up kaliente

  • @XaeeD
    @XaeeD 13 лет назад

    Ok, where's the guy who usually comments and gives me the time for when the actual battle starts?

  • @amanSpawn00
    @amanSpawn00 11 лет назад +2

    Wow! Uno with the overflow of comedy!

  • @AClassRap
    @AClassRap 13 лет назад

    Love this battle.

  • @Ardamus
    @Ardamus 13 лет назад

    Its all about the Uno Lavoz dance move in the 1st round.

  • @wokzilla
    @wokzilla 13 лет назад

    funniest battle in a while

  • @ExileMusic
    @ExileMusic 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz needs a title match.!

  • @kokoth
    @kokoth 13 лет назад

    the 2 judges who voted for Uno should never judge again.

  • @wuskul
    @wuskul 12 лет назад

    Uno needs his own TV show or movie like Friday!

  • @good2fight
    @good2fight 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz ...dam i had a typo. I meant "URL" not "grindtime", cuz now in days the upcoming acts of grindtime kind of suck... Well hope its replied in the HFK battle. Cant wait for it to come up.

  • @kaela420
    @kaela420 10 лет назад +2

    uno lavos vs kerser or 360 would be entertaining to watch because they're all funny.

  • @MuskokanMan
    @MuskokanMan 3 года назад

    Watched this battle years ago...still my favorite random ass thing to spit out to buddy's, "yo moms got a wooden leg...with real toenails" (adapted). They always die and I gotta explain where I heard it from 🤣. Mans sold tickets and had fun, don't hate on the dude 🤙

  • @MalikarVampire
    @MalikarVampire 13 лет назад

    2 chokes and he still won, he can never get mad about arcane beating him in the 2010 grand prix

  • @N2nilla
    @N2nilla 13 лет назад

    "Your mum be eating hotdogs and spam in church."

  • @Bluecollah
    @Bluecollah 13 лет назад

    7:21"U better come haaaard" lmaooooooooo

  • @Decodethemachines
    @Decodethemachines 13 лет назад

    "Makes me wana say BITCH! BLOW YA NOSE!" loool!

  • @IcePickToTheChest
    @IcePickToTheChest 13 лет назад +1

    BITCH BLOW YOUR NOSE!!! hahaha! i woke up my girlfriend when i was laughing hard as hell!!! haha that shit had me literally rolling on the floor

  • @ecentrikart
    @ecentrikart 13 лет назад

    I'm a fan of Uno but honestly wasn't all that crazy about this battle. Battle had a couple good moments but I was a little disappointed. Looking forward to the Uno/HFK battle though..that's gonna be crazy.
    @UnoLaVoz when is the battle vs Everybody Knows supposed to drop?

  • @tabeebAsim
    @tabeebAsim 12 лет назад

    Yo we need more battles wit uno lol this kid crazy

  • @Hi-ov5nj
    @Hi-ov5nj 4 года назад +2

    classic Uno

  • @nimbo85
    @nimbo85 13 лет назад

    i love how 'drunk' is one of the tags. :)

  • @thatmann33
    @thatmann33 13 лет назад

    I've never liked Kalienete... But Uno Lavoz set battle rap back 100 years. Kaliente did his thing

  • @therealamod
    @therealamod 13 лет назад

    175 people have a mom with a fake leg and real toe nails.

  • @noothertagz
    @noothertagz 13 лет назад

    @ 2:17 HAHAHA UNO "Im a keep doing what im going" drunk as shit lol

  • @Jrslander908
    @Jrslander908 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz for presidente. He definitely came with a crazy unique style and had everyone on the edge of theirs seats. I think he actually made kaliente forget his bars. JOB

  • @drama1er1
    @drama1er1 13 лет назад

    Kotd has the best opening ever hands down

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 13 лет назад

    Honestly, if my opponent was that drunk, I would've considered it a huge kind of disrespect and turned my back on him too. Uno just gives other leagues more ammunition to say how wack GT is...

  • @Londonguy1987_
    @Londonguy1987_ 13 лет назад +1

    Uno is Hilarious as fuck.

  • @ODD50
    @ODD50 12 лет назад

    Fucking intro to world domination 2 is amazing!

  • @robbbyyy25
    @robbbyyy25 13 лет назад

    @UnoLaVoz when do u battle HFK?? wow if u got that battle its a great look...keep it up.

  • @codecrt321
    @codecrt321 13 лет назад

    Uno vs Lunar soon cant wait

  • @user-ll2in9ot5d
    @user-ll2in9ot5d 9 лет назад +8

    Uno Lavoz is a legend

  • @letsdanceonhere
    @letsdanceonhere 13 лет назад

    flow-Kaliente
    Originality-Kaliente
    Bars-Kaliente
    Wordplay-Kaliente
    Kaliente won all 3 rounds easily

  • @ChronicDemTingz
    @ChronicDemTingz 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz deserves performance of the night.

  • @epicwork5970
    @epicwork5970 9 лет назад

    danm uno u gotta rap like this again in terms of performance with no crazy pauses and stumble

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 13 лет назад

    The crazy thing is that we got this far into the event without a wack battle (Possible exception being that Pesci one). Amazing the quality that KOTD brought.

  • @Buzzman182
    @Buzzman182 6 лет назад +1

    Can't stand Uno .. Kaliente won this for actually rapping

  • @nomamao
    @nomamao 13 лет назад

    what the hell does Kaliente say after " Tostones?" I have yet to figure that out.

  • @RhinoDigital
    @RhinoDigital 13 лет назад

    R1. Kaliente
    R2. TIE
    R3. Uno Lavos

  • @DaGroundUnder
    @DaGroundUnder 12 лет назад

    this battle is hysterical uno should just be a comedian

  • @tano866
    @tano866 13 лет назад

    Notice how Kalientes hat has eyes in the back

  • @IcePickToTheChest
    @IcePickToTheChest 13 лет назад

    Uno's career is in it's prime!! he's everywhere!

  • @Dipsetinstrum
    @Dipsetinstrum 13 лет назад

    Drunk Uno Lavos > Sober Uno Lavos

  • @SSU14
    @SSU14 13 лет назад

    Lavoz was crazy-entertaining. Ups, homie.

  • @fbibreaker14
    @fbibreaker14 13 лет назад

    @matthewcoslett i agree. weakest battles of the event : 1. Kaliente vs Uno
    2. D-Lor vs Deffinition
    3. Tricky P vs Shazaam
    Strongest battles of the event: 1. Diaz vs Protégé
    2. Pat Stay vs Marvwon
    3. Dirtbag vs Madchild

  • @H3LM3TK1D
    @H3LM3TK1D 12 лет назад

    I think you misunderstood me. I meant that I laughed when he spoke because of how he looks and how his voice is.

  • @TishoNedev
    @TishoNedev 13 лет назад

    @kRelevant hmm I agree that in this battle Uno was just having fun and Kaliente did came prepared and all but I was still not convinced from Kaliente's performance, having in mind the fact that he was serious about the battle. Furthermore, Uno Lavoz was so god damn entertaining and the fact that Kaliente did slipped as a result left me with the impression that in the end of the day Uno got the crowd's approval and managed to even influenced Kaliente's focus. Finally, Uno's style is mad BRO! :D

  • @tomerino3
    @tomerino3 13 лет назад

    where can I get a Uno Lavoz shirt? 1:00

  • @CriminallyRegarded
    @CriminallyRegarded 13 лет назад

    Once Aftershock destroys Kaliente, Kaliente should battle Mista Conspiracy.

  • @suli247
    @suli247 12 лет назад

    World domination intro is fucking epic !

  • @R0GU30N3
    @R0GU30N3 13 лет назад

    Uno Lavoz was drunk as shit and still droppin rhymes all over Kaliente's face

  • @SJoyy
    @SJoyy 11 лет назад +1

    I would like to see uno lavoz vs Cortez or hollo hitman and conceited too

  • @PressureTZO
    @PressureTZO 13 лет назад

    I realize that Uno would get slaughtered if he brought that style against Bender of Loe or some other top tier battler in KOTD, but he had me rollin.