What it's like being a step-brother in 2019

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  • In 2019 it's hard being a step brother because your step sister is always trying to pull a quick one on you. Like I'm just trying to get a victory royale in fortnite, plz leave me alone.
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  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader  4 года назад +49495

    Reply with “I’m stinky and Poopy” if you like this video

    • @nooneknowsnoah
      @nooneknowsnoah 4 года назад +1477

      Ryan The Leader I’m stinky and poopy

    • @GooberGoblin
      @GooberGoblin 4 года назад +1061

      I'm poopy and stinky

    • @minnty9645
      @minnty9645 4 года назад +532

      I’m stinky and poopy

    • @Jfedele1
      @Jfedele1 4 года назад +312

      I’m stinky and poopy

    • @jonathanwetzel5826
      @jonathanwetzel5826 4 года назад +406

      I'm stinky... But also perplexingly poopy.

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere 3 года назад +37124

    This man's got his priorities straight, proffesionals have standards

  • @immortal_bear6969
    @immortal_bear6969 4 года назад +49692

    Everyone asks "What are you doing, stepbro?" , but nobody asks "How are you doing, stepbro?"

    • @outdoorswashington7021
      @outdoorswashington7021 4 года назад +232

      @Vijayaansh Shivgotra how about you

    • @mrtsed1585
      @mrtsed1585 4 года назад +109

      Modernity has failed us

    • @okey4934
      @okey4934 4 года назад +66

      Vijayaansh Shivgotra i can do better ”why are you stepbro”

    • @fattycockman7830
      @fattycockman7830 4 года назад +40

      😔

    • @hinatan8840
      @hinatan8840 4 года назад +24

      @@fattycockman7830 tf does that mean

  • @bestsportsmoments31
    @bestsportsmoments31 3 года назад +25500

    Brazzers watching this:
    "Write that down, write that down"

    • @Mendez115
      @Mendez115 3 года назад +198

      😂😂😂

    • @itsmeitsjakep2410
      @itsmeitsjakep2410 3 года назад +239

      Or Sislovesme 😂😂😂

    • @manudoneria3389
      @manudoneria3389 3 года назад +49

      😂😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻💯💯

    • @mystic3264
      @mystic3264 3 года назад +176

      You guys are stupid as hell lmao your leaving out the big the bad BRATTYSIS

    • @geanfrancog.caamano2956
      @geanfrancog.caamano2956 3 года назад +23

      Jaaajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajajaja

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 2 года назад +3797

    Props to the actress, she honestly nailed this role so well.

    • @benzina7
      @benzina7 Год назад +117

      Maybe that is not just a role for her......

    • @arys____
      @arys____ Год назад +11

      @@benzina7 lmao, is she into ?

    • @benzina7
      @benzina7 Год назад +37

      @@arys____ most probably she needs something into......

    • @debasheesh
      @debasheesh Год назад +10

      And probably him as well

    • @martinbuchholtz2177
      @martinbuchholtz2177 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@benzina7you stupid bro

  • @normal9591
    @normal9591 4 года назад +19659

    Dude this guy is a real life anime protaganist ever existed.

    • @ioii4141
      @ioii4141 4 года назад +311

      Shounen mc's in a nutshell

    • @Myzen127
      @Myzen127 3 года назад +175

      He’s just recreating harem anime’s at this point maybe even hentai ones

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 года назад +47

      Nah this dude just on NNN

    • @thunderkatz4219
      @thunderkatz4219 3 года назад +25

      Sasuke In a nutshell

    • @Gabe-cv4yr
      @Gabe-cv4yr 3 года назад +15

      Overly cautious hero anime in a nutshell.

  • @troyschulz2318
    @troyschulz2318 4 года назад +17890

    This is an existential horror film disguised as a comedy.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад +172

      Someone gets it.

    • @HyenaFox
      @HyenaFox 4 года назад +343

      Just eternally living life with someone putting on a very poor porn act and begging you for meaningless sex at every turn, despite any action you take in your life.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling 4 года назад +116

      Seth Haycock-Poller That’s fucking terrifying.

    • @loganh6113
      @loganh6113 4 года назад +8

      The 1000th like

    • @borealfox
      @borealfox 4 года назад +72

      I mean also if you swap genders things would look pretty twisted pretty fast.
      For most people they seem that they don't, it's normal 🙂

  • @Nyartatouille
    @Nyartatouille 3 года назад +2929

    He's a man focus, commitment, and sheer fkin will.

  • @BloodThirsty_AJ
    @BloodThirsty_AJ 2 года назад +3634

    As a stepbrother, I can confirm this video is my life everyday.

  • @escribe154
    @escribe154 3 года назад +17611

    "You're not stuck just move forward!" -Ryan the Leader

  • @gokuwii2192
    @gokuwii2192 3 года назад +19954

    She has better acting than the others, they should hire her

    • @Ryan-xi4tm
      @Ryan-xi4tm 3 года назад +307

      She really does

    • @shuyo6073
      @shuyo6073 3 года назад +596

      For research purposes ofc

    • @treslourd9968
      @treslourd9968 3 года назад +234

      ‘the others’ lol

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 3 года назад +161

      "acting"

    • @aman1505
      @aman1505 3 года назад +176

      I'd pay to watch her act in them

  • @alexympr
    @alexympr 3 года назад +6876

    This man has no manners. Who wouldn't help a poor woman stuck in the dryer

  • @JMan377
    @JMan377 Год назад +944

    As a stepbrother, I can feel this dudes pain. There's not one day that she doesn't pull a stunt like this. I told her she needed to stop asking. Even after we're done 🤦‍♂️

  • @BrokenSymetry
    @BrokenSymetry 3 года назад +11379

    This represents an actual amount of effort required to unvirgin a gamer

    • @dylanw6303
      @dylanw6303 3 года назад +279

      Yeah right, most gamers would hop on that chance in a heartbeat 😂 lots of them just give up on the chance of being with an attractive girl, so they put in zero effort.

    • @irish_deconstruction
      @irish_deconstruction 3 года назад +18

      K.😐

    • @martymcfly6003
      @martymcfly6003 3 года назад +152

      @@dylanw6303 Thank you for playing along

    • @freddieparrydrums
      @freddieparrydrums 3 года назад +50

      @@dylanw6303 bro this is unfortunately what happened to me

    • @mikeposner8563
      @mikeposner8563 3 года назад +60

      Yeah honestly he shoulda clapped her. Step siblings are completely unrelated it’s not a big deal at all

  • @LordBackuro
    @LordBackuro 3 года назад +7060

    Man takes his priorities over the basic straight male instincts
    Truly a chad

    • @mr.praiseworthy6306
      @mr.praiseworthy6306 3 года назад +32

      manliest Joestar in the house!

    • @SPGALTRM3790
      @SPGALTRM3790 3 года назад +13

      Gotta win that battlefield game

    • @padmeamidala5161
      @padmeamidala5161 3 года назад +12

      Jotaro, what are you doing here?

    • @Sevan_UP
      @Sevan_UP 3 года назад +6

      Wtf is Chad

    • @l1ngl1ng69
      @l1ngl1ng69 3 года назад +3

      i got this comment to 1k likes, i deserve a cookie

  • @bsdsa3997
    @bsdsa3997 3 года назад +7272

    “No-one has to know...”
    “Frag. Yeah, just fragged.”

    • @gamerlightningnr1224
      @gamerlightningnr1224 3 года назад +24

      And this vid got 6 mill views

    • @faceofbear8024
      @faceofbear8024 3 года назад +8

      @@gamerlightningnr1224 you saw the thumbnail

    • @zigzag1able
      @zigzag1able 3 года назад +2

      Right when I read this he said it 💀💀💀

    • @Koala019
      @Koala019 3 года назад

      Yes, I can confirm this was in the video.

    • @MrVitconst
      @MrVitconst 3 года назад

      But they gonna know...

  • @dreameroftheday2575
    @dreameroftheday2575 2 года назад +665

    "See, it wasn't hard at all" when helping her out of the washing machine is such an underrated line lmao 💀

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 4 года назад +60244

    "normal human man trapped in the universe of a porno" is an untapped market

  • @Giorgalis
    @Giorgalis 3 года назад +18114

    If you look closely, I think she's giving you some hints.

    • @mathewserrano2262
      @mathewserrano2262 3 года назад +235

      Ahhhh took bad the like when I realized what I’d done. Ive never been so ashamed to look at the number 70 before

    • @shaun2318
      @shaun2318 3 года назад +72

      Lmao she definitely dtf

    • @alexanderlovegood1512
      @alexanderlovegood1512 3 года назад +82

      Hmmmm is that so? *returns playing the game*

    • @dustinsanchez7820
      @dustinsanchez7820 3 года назад +47

      Very subtle

    • @Matt24041
      @Matt24041 3 года назад +40

      Ahhhh very subtle hard to notice

  • @christianfrederick4272
    @christianfrederick4272 3 года назад +8733

    "Step-brother, I'm making sandwiches"
    *opens oven*

    • @needles1987
      @needles1987 3 года назад +95

      There are no ingredients!

    • @grimm_destroyer5566
      @grimm_destroyer5566 3 года назад +121

      She's got the bread lol

    • @_SP1K3D
      @_SP1K3D 3 года назад +43

      Maybe it’s a grilled cheese

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 года назад +4

      @@_SP1K3D ok

    • @hiasmars
      @hiasmars 3 года назад +42

      @@_SP1K3D who makes a grilled cheese in the fucking oven

  • @Society_is_Fucked
    @Society_is_Fucked Год назад +332

    This man has been tested and he has set the bar for all men to achieve.

  • @flockenlp1
    @flockenlp1 3 года назад +15705

    I also have a step sister who is 2 years older than me, and whenever I mention her or just say "my step sister" all of my friends start giggling n stuff.
    the internet has made this whole patchwork-family-thing very awkward

    • @FourThreeSeven
      @FourThreeSeven 3 года назад +2476

      But your hittin that shit right?

    • @Vendrix86
      @Vendrix86 3 года назад +1873

      just say sister then....you don't have to say "step" every time

    • @fredericom2650
      @fredericom2650 3 года назад +543

      @@FourThreeSeven lmao.

    • @bonkersdonkers7381
      @bonkersdonkers7381 3 года назад +165

      @@FourThreeSeven lol

    • @FourThreeSeven
      @FourThreeSeven 3 года назад +321

      @The Moon What, the idiot who doesn't get jokes?

  • @mashmaster4323
    @mashmaster4323 4 года назад +7709

    *Goverment* : Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, you are required to work from home.
    *Pornstars' Actual Stepbrothers* : _starts sweating heavily_

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 4 года назад +182

      From arousal or fear?

    • @kankeydang2488
      @kankeydang2488 4 года назад +217

      both

    • @slickstretch6391
      @slickstretch6391 4 года назад +34

      @@starwarfan8342 Yes

    • @sirarnoldgrylls6553
      @sirarnoldgrylls6553 4 года назад +6

      Stolen meme

    • @alexm947
      @alexm947 4 года назад +77

      @@sirarnoldgrylls6553 oh shit that is a stolen meme!? I am calling the meme police right now, someone is in huge trouble for making an unoriginal comment on the internet in 2020

  • @sharkwiththeirononhiship
    @sharkwiththeirononhiship 3 года назад +5995

    The Internet is the reason why I can’t say I have a step-sister, otherwise I’m afraid people will think this is my situation...

    • @dhzzzzzz
      @dhzzzzzz 3 года назад +227

      Lol i feel bad for you
      That sure would make things awkward

    • @x_ned4582
      @x_ned4582 3 года назад +308

      What are you doing step-bro

    • @hentaisenpai3534
      @hentaisenpai3534 3 года назад +129

      then make it your situation, at least it won't be a waste 😂👌

    • @dhzzzzzz
      @dhzzzzzz 3 года назад +235

      @@hentaisenpai3534 why would you get turned on with your sister lol, that's immoral and you'll be rejected by society. That would make stereotypes abt step siblings worse, even more ppl will be rejected lmao. We are a civilized being living in 21st century
      Edit: your name says it all lmaooo

    • @roguetuber4377
      @roguetuber4377 3 года назад +6

      We already do

  • @Skeleton_Dork
    @Skeleton_Dork 9 месяцев назад +129

    The wholesome ending actually warmed my heart

  • @joshsinglefooter
    @joshsinglefooter 3 года назад +3733

    "I don't know where the water is"
    Ultra realistic!

  • @bobthebuilder8619
    @bobthebuilder8619 3 года назад +14189

    She sounds more Lana Rhoades than Lana Rhoades herself.

    • @graysonb_designs
      @graysonb_designs 3 года назад +1041

      I am simultaneously proud of myself and heinously disgusted that I know exactly who and what you’re referring to.

    • @gadgetguru589
      @gadgetguru589 3 года назад +79

      @@graysonb_designs 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @graysonb_designs
      @graysonb_designs 3 года назад +526

      “FuUuuuCccck, there’s piss ALL over my Aaaaaass. So disgusssssssting!!” - Lana Rhodes.
      Smh, I am unclean.

    • @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf
      @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf 3 года назад +167

      @@graysonb_designs ah that cherry tatoo

    • @somerandomchannel665
      @somerandomchannel665 3 года назад +37

      Whose Lana? You mean Amara Mabel?

  • @jimllc
    @jimllc 4 года назад +14373

    God she isn't even stuck in the dryer right.

    • @mariobros4328
      @mariobros4328 4 года назад +351

      that was the angle i wanted to see

    • @SADerMetzger
      @SADerMetzger 4 года назад +428

      I mean... she could be... there is a hole sticking out

    • @MynockMystery
      @MynockMystery 4 года назад +257

      True but she probably doesn't have access to the same chiropractors pornstars do. Most porn positions are murder on your spine.

    • @infernape494
      @infernape494 4 года назад +103

      @@MynockMystery what would we do without you

    • @MynockMystery
      @MynockMystery 4 года назад +129

      @@infernape494 You'd have one less useless fact in your life. You're welcome.

  • @ThatBoyMarcus
    @ThatBoyMarcus 2 года назад +268

    Shes got the "baby voice" nailed she knows what shes doing too LMAO

  • @Mo-fz1to
    @Mo-fz1to 4 года назад +16860

    This dude dodged satan so hard. Stay on the side of god my guy.

    • @Kae-Lexi
      @Kae-Lexi 4 года назад +260

      Have you forgotton how much incest is in the bible and in the quran as well, and this isn't even proper incest

    • @noahthompson5010
      @noahthompson5010 4 года назад +492

      @@Kae-Lexi I don't know if your trying to be a keyboard warrior so I will just give you the benefit of the doubt and be nice its a joke

    • @JxGamesandJike
      @JxGamesandJike 4 года назад +15

      NO CAP BRO

    • @JxGamesandJike
      @JxGamesandJike 4 года назад +21

      Arekusu please tell me u bein ironic

    • @combatantlife
      @combatantlife 4 года назад +11

      oh do go on, yoy fucking moron. point us out at which parts?

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 3 года назад +5876

    This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

  • @Pxndva
    @Pxndva 3 года назад +3822

    This guy has priorities: winning a game of battlefield.

    • @dylancooney2479
      @dylancooney2479 3 года назад +18

      Cod*

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 3 года назад +30

      @@dylancooney2479 Ew

    • @tudorserban2559
      @tudorserban2559 3 года назад +23

      @@dylancooney2479 * duel of the fates starts playing in the background *

    • @DeathThaGoat
      @DeathThaGoat 3 года назад +1

      @@robwright1286 wym Ew

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 3 года назад +8

      @@DeathThaGoat I'll give u a clue, Battlefield is better than Cod 😳

  • @alea8395
    @alea8395 Месяц назад +50

    She's MIGHT just be the most humble and HEART WARMING PERSON to EXIST❤😍

  • @eliaslusa8440
    @eliaslusa8440 3 года назад +2994

    "Virginity is my passion" -Ryan The Leader

  • @fransfreezy2114
    @fransfreezy2114 3 года назад +21246

    She nailed the voice tone. Sounded like Lana Rhoades all the way

    • @urbboirileypennington7979
      @urbboirileypennington7979 3 года назад +1400

      Who's that? I'm gonna search her up.

    • @urbboirileypennington7979
      @urbboirileypennington7979 3 года назад +2519

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I JUST JIZZED ALL OVER MY GOLDFISH!!!

    • @adunce.5422
      @adunce.5422 3 года назад +478

      @@urbboirileypennington7979 That was unexpected.

    • @ririluc
      @ririluc 3 года назад +297

      @@urbboirileypennington7979 ayo wtf

    • @ID-zf8nc
      @ID-zf8nc 3 года назад +138

      @@urbboirileypennington7979 lmfao

  • @jacksonwilliams8433
    @jacksonwilliams8433 3 года назад +5627

    “Do you want a sandwich?”
    Proceeds to open oven

    • @saysoun752
      @saysoun752 3 года назад +71

      She could have been making a croque monsieur, which is super good.

    • @jacksonwilliams8433
      @jacksonwilliams8433 3 года назад +58

      @@saysoun752 Do you think she knows what that is?

    • @jacksonwilliams8433
      @jacksonwilliams8433 3 года назад +18

      Prob not

    • @AhariAri
      @AhariAri 3 года назад +31

      @@saysoun752 she doesn’t know how to make pasta and you want her to make that?

    • @jacksonwilliams8433
      @jacksonwilliams8433 3 года назад +2

      @@AhariAri truuuuuu

  • @tdegrddeehjgd
    @tdegrddeehjgd Год назад +63

    She got the voice on point. Absolutely nailed it 👌

  • @Wiley_Coyote
    @Wiley_Coyote 3 года назад +2876

    If he's actually hitting that, he's a good actor pretending she's his stepsister.

    • @aaronwhite1297
      @aaronwhite1297 3 года назад +169

      Bruh who wouldn’t hit that

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 3 года назад +296

      @@aaronwhite1297 obviously, her stepbrother lol

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 3 года назад +85

      @@ajdominguez1002 Duuhh, what kind of sicko would even do that.. 🙄
      🤔😳

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 3 года назад +47

      @@robwright1286 me nigga

    • @burtmacklin1939
      @burtmacklin1939 3 года назад +35

      *no one has to know*

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 4 года назад +54935

    Idk how to make pasta

    • @RyanTheLeader
      @RyanTheLeader  4 года назад +6916

      Yeah you do? We literally live together and you make pasta all the time

    • @Sinnohh
      @Sinnohh 4 года назад +474

      @@RyanTheLeader he couldn't make pasta if his life depended on it

    • @pacificexplorer6601
      @pacificexplorer6601 4 года назад +54

      You guys really live together?

    • @BLACKJACKY009
      @BLACKJACKY009 4 года назад +20

      Lmaooooo

    • @mahmoud19712011
      @mahmoud19712011 4 года назад +111

      First you boil water then put sesame or corn oil and 2 table spoons of salt then put in the pasta, then every five minutes stir the pasta until it's ready
      Then for tomato sauce you start on low heat and put oil on the pan you're gonna use for the sauce then put the tomato sauce then add salt, pepper, oregano, ginger and wait until it's ready (make sure you taste it before serving to see if you're missing anything)

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 3 года назад +5068

    Fake, she doesn’t say “step-brother” enough

    • @fxstdribbler6427
      @fxstdribbler6427 3 года назад +13

      Nice

    • @beebbeeb5996
      @beebbeeb5996 3 года назад +62

      No it’s fake because she doesn’t say step bro what are you doing

    • @santino1196
      @santino1196 3 года назад +5

      Just watched your likes go up by 2...weird

    • @santino1196
      @santino1196 3 года назад +3

      Now I make it 903

    • @Alexander99602
      @Alexander99602 3 года назад +2

      Exactly, she should talk like
      Step bro step bro step brother step bro step brother. Step bro step bro? Step bro!

  • @TheBenirons
    @TheBenirons 9 месяцев назад +74

    I completely lost it after "But I don't know where the water is."
    Absolutely hilarious, thank you!

  • @johnroussakis4541
    @johnroussakis4541 3 года назад +7887

    “I dOn’T KnOw WhErE ThE WaTeR iiSsSSs”
    *Brain cells deteriorating*

    • @jantube358
      @jantube358 3 года назад +59

      That one really made me laugh

    • @fikrizainudin6376
      @fikrizainudin6376 3 года назад +12

      Same here. It's so funny even my brain can't processed it too 😅

    • @jazzram_
      @jazzram_ 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @piccionerotante6792
      @piccionerotante6792 3 года назад +3

      "Stage 6 Post Awareness is without description"

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 3 года назад

      @@jantube358 Hey I know you from the Awesome World comment section XD

  • @justacheese34yearsago28
    @justacheese34yearsago28 4 года назад +8996

    -patience of Buddha 100
    -thot resistance 100
    -satan dodging 100
    -man of God 100

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 4 года назад +91

      cheezy boi -eraser of thots(Jason Voorhees) 100

    • @Delicashilous
      @Delicashilous 4 года назад +63

      "Satan Dodging" HAHAHA XD

    • @tagacebu2
      @tagacebu2 4 года назад +63

      Or just gay 100

    • @andrewdashnercollins6834
      @andrewdashnercollins6834 4 года назад +107

      @@tagacebu2 Not wanting to have sex with someone doesn't make you gay.

    • @robbierotten1309
      @robbierotten1309 4 года назад +4

      cheezy boi fuck that, simp 100 for sara/sarah

  • @arbin.m.5089
    @arbin.m.5089 3 года назад +5967

    "I'm making sandwiches."
    Opens oven.

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 3 года назад +47

      That's the part that gets me every time.😂

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 3 года назад +16

      @Black Stone you use a grill for that.

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 3 года назад +5

      @Black Stone I've done it. You wise more when you poor. It also gave new meaning to my "so dumb you could burn a sandwich" comeback.

    • @mysteryyy7987
      @mysteryyy7987 3 года назад +1

      300th like

    • @juandi69
      @juandi69 3 года назад +2

      @Black Stone not everyone have an oven

  • @YesterdayIAteMyDog
    @YesterdayIAteMyDog Год назад +45

    His life is full of struggles. True hero

  • @vikrantsingh4646
    @vikrantsingh4646 3 года назад +7007

    He seems like a man who would do his own plumbing.

  • @gigafilm2414
    @gigafilm2414 3 года назад +12205

    Reality Kings watching this:
    “Write that down. Write that down“

  • @Smiling_Jeff
    @Smiling_Jeff 3 года назад +3125

    "He's the anime protagonist in real life"

    • @lukasavanovic7102
      @lukasavanovic7102 3 года назад +54

      He also told her to move forward. Bcs only those who keep moving forward will ever know.

    • @blackstar3984
      @blackstar3984 3 года назад +17

      Only anime I seen is redo healer and... you’re wrong

    • @kaniuoh911
      @kaniuoh911 3 года назад +1

      @@blackstar3984 becauseis betr

    • @TheBapesaiyan
      @TheBapesaiyan 3 года назад +2

      He really is tho 😂

    • @cbmjoe06
      @cbmjoe06 3 года назад

      @@TheBapesaiyan fr

  • @brandenneal9006
    @brandenneal9006 Год назад +56

    "Step brother I'm making sandwiches", "What do you mean there's no ingredients out" omfg this made me laugh so hard!

    • @jamiemeier4743
      @jamiemeier4743 2 месяца назад

      He got up and looked though. That was her best move

  • @makov6807
    @makov6807 3 года назад +8547

    Come on guys don't assume he's gay, he just want to stay holy.

    • @LandonEmma
      @LandonEmma 3 года назад +55

      yes

    • @mrdeath9198
      @mrdeath9198 3 года назад +331

      Virginity is cool stay awesome

    • @Balinux
      @Balinux 3 года назад +58

      That's impossible here. He's gay for sure.

    • @LandonEmma
      @LandonEmma 3 года назад +82

      @@Balinux no...

    • @aleksisuuronen5969
      @aleksisuuronen5969 3 года назад +34

      Or his dad is a boxer

  • @sonysaju6838
    @sonysaju6838 3 года назад +2949

    Brazzers watches video scenarios.
    Brazzers: "Take that down"

    • @jason401.
      @jason401. 3 года назад +72

      Write that down*

    • @b4liwnu638
      @b4liwnu638 3 года назад +5

      Im the 666th like and im evil

    • @exttiint
      @exttiint 3 года назад +7

      You had one job

    • @lutherdaly4248
      @lutherdaly4248 3 года назад +1

      Oh write that down write that down

    • @yankeenobrim1357
      @yankeenobrim1357 3 года назад +1

      @@jason401. bro😂😂😭👌

  • @jonathanm255
    @jonathanm255 3 года назад +3461

    I mean if he doesn’t want to be the step brother I’ll step in for him

  • @thronosstudios
    @thronosstudios Год назад +8

    "I just wanna f*** you. Can't you tell by now?"
    "omfg shut up"
    The most savage shut down in all of history. I cried laughing, lol

  • @TheRandoRacer
    @TheRandoRacer 3 года назад +4002

    This guy is like a depressed animie protaganist thats lowkey kinda badass

    • @DailyNarrativ
      @DailyNarrativ 3 года назад +42

      Like levi from AOT?

    • @TheRandoRacer
      @TheRandoRacer 3 года назад +15

      @@DailyNarrativ technically lol

    • @Hi-dz4xk
      @Hi-dz4xk 3 года назад +17

      @@TheRandoRacer like Guts from Berserk

    • @jordimurillo3019
      @jordimurillo3019 3 года назад +5

      Like luffy

    • @TheRandoRacer
      @TheRandoRacer 3 года назад +16

      @@jordimurillo3019 i dont thunk he is depressed lol

  • @PEExpert
    @PEExpert 4 года назад +10288

    Little kids watching this thinking that he's a bad brother for not paying attention to her.
    edit: thx for 10k I thought I was high when first reading that

  • @youtubeuser8875
    @youtubeuser8875 3 года назад +3296

    Plot twist: they weren't actually faking this.

  • @koi1440
    @koi1440 5 месяцев назад +21

    I also want a stepsister like this😅

    • @HangrySaturn
      @HangrySaturn 5 месяцев назад +3

      No

    • @The_lwk3y
      @The_lwk3y 3 месяца назад +3

      Bro what the f are u thinking what is wrong with use

    • @The_lwk3y
      @The_lwk3y 3 месяца назад +2

      You sorry

  • @bryce11alongi60
    @bryce11alongi60 3 года назад +3977

    Best line: “I don’t know where the water is”

  • @Thelastdragon98gms
    @Thelastdragon98gms 3 года назад +5142

    “There isn’t even any ingredients!”
    “Oh”
    Me: *dead* 😂😂

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 3 года назад +11

      FBI OPEN UP lmao 😂😅🤣, we know you got illegal cooking batter. That will not be used on that girl ☺. Just joking with ya.

    • @Thelastdragon98gms
      @Thelastdragon98gms 3 года назад +2

      *deep Country accent* BAtTeR??? You mean Lu..*punched*
      FBI: THaTs eNoUgH out of you...get this sick freak otta here *HEVEY NY accent*

    • @dma9855
      @dma9855 3 года назад +2

      Rest in peace brother 🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️fly high lil bro🕊️🕊️😢😢😢

    • @nolancook4801
      @nolancook4801 3 года назад +3

      That was t even that funny

    • @Thelastdragon98gms
      @Thelastdragon98gms 3 года назад +1

      @@nolancook4801 maybe to you but some to others apparently yes it was :)

  • @romaindubray2325
    @romaindubray2325 4 года назад +8948

    Of course she doesn't know how to make pasta. She started making sandwiches by opening the oven.
    "I don't know where the water is?" Improv gold right there.

    • @guilhermegomes1314
      @guilhermegomes1314 4 года назад +43

      omg how did I not notice that

    • @stoodwood00
      @stoodwood00 4 года назад +2

      @Pleasure To Kill that doesn't do in the oven

    • @HardcoreGamer4Ever
      @HardcoreGamer4Ever 4 года назад +2

      Have you never toasted a sandwich?

    • @HardcoreGamer4Ever
      @HardcoreGamer4Ever 4 года назад +4

      @@stoodwood00 Uh, yeah it does. I've toasted so many cold subs in the oven over the years. Like, literally hundreds

    • @mariobros4328
      @mariobros4328 4 года назад +3

      @Pleasure To Kill with shitty and "just okay" meats

  • @David-R.
    @David-R. Год назад +6

    2:24 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Each time she says "step brother" it cracks me up!!!!

  • @selectdevotee6810
    @selectdevotee6810 3 года назад +18063

    This man is going to survive no nut November.

    • @robloxgamerman8457
      @robloxgamerman8457 3 года назад +325

      No he failed he would have been levaiting by now

    • @content.deleted1
      @content.deleted1 3 года назад +178

      @@robloxgamerman8457 maybe hes still going strong in december

    • @ggmasterguiltygear6315
      @ggmasterguiltygear6315 3 года назад +113

      He is the chosen one

    • @rayan2802
      @rayan2802 3 года назад +44

      Dude if it was no nut year he would survive eaaaasily

    • @ggwp9317
      @ggwp9317 3 года назад +46

      shit. he'll survive no nut 2021 at this stage😂😂

  • @XGh0sT77
    @XGh0sT77 4 года назад +5709

    “See that wasn’t hard at all”
    Sarah: *y’know what is hard*

  • @theweirdo61
    @theweirdo61 3 года назад +3642

    "I don't know where the water is" that line was brilliant whoever wrote it, or if it was improv, mad respect to Emma

    • @Thefootqueen
      @Thefootqueen 3 года назад +137

      Probably improv because of the long pause.

    • @claude199x
      @claude199x 2 года назад +30

      It was my favourite moment

    • @zomb9230
      @zomb9230 2 года назад +10

      indubitably

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 2 года назад +37

      @@Thefootqueen Yeah Ryan's reaction definitely implies its improv; can tell when it's blooper and when it's genuine lol.

    • @Murfdigidy
      @Murfdigidy 2 года назад +7

      You just put water in and boil it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rodrigomarcondes5857
    @rodrigomarcondes5857 6 месяцев назад +1

    0:30 "you're not stuck, just move forward." And 2:24 "I dunno where the water is..."
    I have no idea why these lines are so hilarious to me, I still laugh even 5 years later

  • @Deox__
    @Deox__ 4 года назад +7979

    bro just say "no chromo" and you good my man

  • @georgecastle18
    @georgecastle18 3 года назад +8064

    The breathing and the “fuck me” in the beginning are so accurate

  • @max10hoop
    @max10hoop 3 года назад +3801

    "Stepbrother I'm making sandwiches."
    Opens *oven*

    • @Christisking0010
      @Christisking0010 3 года назад +50

      Logic = *100*

    • @Dinofer
      @Dinofer 3 года назад +47

      U can make sandwiches in the oven...

    • @DigitalisDesign
      @DigitalisDesign 3 года назад +16

      Maybe they were paninis

    • @JEvans-wy9ln
      @JEvans-wy9ln 3 года назад +11

      @@Dinofer Yea but people usually just use a toaster to toast their bread

    • @johnny2hats330
      @johnny2hats330 3 года назад +7

      878 people never heard of a grilled sandwich, apparently

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 3 года назад +2884

    Step brother: Alright I need to tell someone about this. Step mom she's acting weird again! *Walks into parents' room and sees mom getting out of the shower*
    Step mom: Have you been getting along with your step sister or do I need to teach you how?
    Step brother: oh god dammit....

    • @RealNigga0190
      @RealNigga0190 3 года назад +90

      there's no escape. got brought into the wrong family

    • @thebuba2330
      @thebuba2330 3 года назад +25

      Underrated comment

    • @Hedgehog3342
      @Hedgehog3342 3 года назад +4

      Me be like "i seen this scenario somewhere....😐😏".

    • @freewilldummies1603
      @freewilldummies1603 3 года назад +8

      @@RealNigga0190 if that family is wrong I don't wanna be right lmao 😂😅🤣.

    • @minceraftfornite4334
      @minceraftfornite4334 3 года назад +1

      @@archangel91 bro that’s too far

  • @TheDremCatcher
    @TheDremCatcher 3 года назад +1218

    "Your not stuck, just move forward"
    All the step sis who hears that: no I don't think I will.

    • @Iam10f1
      @Iam10f1 3 года назад +5

      Me when I hear that: alr ima pack my bags

    • @snazzyshark20
      @snazzyshark20 3 года назад

      I REFUSE

    • @TheDremCatcher
      @TheDremCatcher 3 года назад

      Cool 666 likes

    • @dxmhe
      @dxmhe 3 года назад +1

      Never...
      Gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 года назад

      To be fair, most of them need to move backwards because they're usually in head first. Don't ask how I know.

  • @thefarazbro
    @thefarazbro 3 года назад +5772

    this has the same energy as
    *"ma'am i do my own plumbing"*

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 4 месяца назад +2

    I love that voice she makes. Like bruh you don't know if it's annoying or cute or provocative or... Stupid?
    Lmao

  • @IDoWatIDo17
    @IDoWatIDo17 3 года назад +3434

    Step-sister: *"I don't know where the water is..."* lol he broke character

    • @robloxtipshelper
      @robloxtipshelper 3 года назад +20

      *she broke the water more like*

    • @robloxtipshelper
      @robloxtipshelper 3 года назад +17

      *correction: she broke **_her_** water*

    • @RGB_Nexus
      @RGB_Nexus 3 года назад +2

      @@robloxtipshelper hold up I have to give you a few HaHa's..........hahahaha.....funny😐

    • @aMasterPole
      @aMasterPole 3 года назад +2

      @@robloxtipshelper lol wtf

    • @robloxtipshelper
      @robloxtipshelper 3 года назад +2

      @@RGB_Nexus woah no need to be so mean

  • @myfirstcrappyvideobilly
    @myfirstcrappyvideobilly 3 года назад +1856

    Just act like you love her, she'll leave.

  • @sovest555
    @sovest555 3 года назад +10497

    Plot twist: he's actually a very tired closeted gay man.

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 года назад +74

      Lmfaoo

    • @twrk139
      @twrk139 3 года назад +78

      I mean that's the only real explanation

    • @yayo3187
      @yayo3187 3 года назад +10

      @Milk & Cookies the camera girl actually

    • @Alex-rb3ee
      @Alex-rb3ee 3 года назад +7

      MostlyLost yes that’s true but this is just a joke, this makes sense for the guy to be gay as a plot twist... but to explain that I’d explain the joke and thus I’d turn gay... PLOT TWIST

    • @aweirdpurplething2741
      @aweirdpurplething2741 3 года назад +4

      @@MostlyLost dude that doesnt happen as often as you make it seem. We know what you are

  • @Count.Dracula46
    @Count.Dracula46 2 месяца назад +2

    Emma O'Connor is just fucking insanely GORGEOUS... WOW....

  • @zero_burrito
    @zero_burrito 3 года назад +4420

    "No one needs to know"
    "Frah... uh, yeah, I just fragged."
    The priorities are strong with this one

  • @Mordecai626
    @Mordecai626 4 года назад +12097

    You missed the part when the step mom walks in on you two and joins in

    • @RyanTheLeader
      @RyanTheLeader  4 года назад +1869

      Mordecai626 maybe a sequel

    • @Mordecai626
      @Mordecai626 4 года назад +173

      Ryan The Leader 👀

    • @michaelchao481
      @michaelchao481 4 года назад +93

      Ryan The Leader maybe, I NEED a sequel

    • @slyknowledged
      @slyknowledged 4 года назад +62

      Well you do need 3 for ranked Apex...

    • @Karragh
      @Karragh 4 года назад +181

      Important: the mother is somehow stepmother to both the brother and sister.

  • @bobthebuilder2719
    @bobthebuilder2719 3 года назад +3110

    Imagine playing cod with your friend and all you hear is this through your friends microphone.

    • @zeroplays6566
      @zeroplays6566 3 года назад +88

      LMAO

    • @freefallwefall
      @freefallwefall 3 года назад +154

      I've actually heard some pretty fucked up things this way before. Rare, but it has happened to me several times...

    • @vb8428
      @vb8428 3 года назад +14

      @@freefallwefall Such as?

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 3 года назад +140

      @@vb8428 I've heard a fight in the background and a divorce talk.

    • @Chief_A
      @Chief_A 3 года назад +31

      @@grayski3324 That's what. You stressed You play

  • @briz3950
    @briz3950 Год назад +1

    "Shztephh brather im makin shamwitchezzz"
    "There's no ingridients in there!"
    "Ouh ~"
    I cant lol😭

  • @NarutoUzumaski
    @NarutoUzumaski 3 года назад +3252

    Girl: wanna play *Smash Bros*
    Boy: *Sure*
    Enter the room
    Girl: *Looks like there's no controller* 😏
    Boy:😶🔫

  • @squeebus3896
    @squeebus3896 3 года назад +5245

    Alternate title: Man wants to leave the porno set

  • @killtroman
    @killtroman 3 года назад +4217

    Plot Twist: He has schizophrenia, he knows she doesn't exist and so he tries to ignore her.

    • @bobbysanders7725
      @bobbysanders7725 3 года назад +52

      Ok, But how can we see her? LOL

    • @killtroman
      @killtroman 3 года назад +32

      @@bobbysanders7725 touché.

    • @aquilesbeizaga3176
      @aquilesbeizaga3176 3 года назад +112

      @@bobbysanders7725 because we are schizophrenic too😱

    • @bluemagmaboy9842
      @bluemagmaboy9842 3 года назад +18

      Man that’s some nice realistic looking imagination ngl

    • @patriot9487
      @patriot9487 3 года назад +6

      Sounds like the plot of some anime or web manga or some shit

  • @PrimoTom3
    @PrimoTom3 2 года назад +4

    “I’m gonna make sandwiches”
    *opens oven*

  • @ambelitrusiocarzajodelamen193
    @ambelitrusiocarzajodelamen193 3 года назад +2956

    Is she into you?
    A. Yes
    B. No
    C. Can't tell

    • @vasa_kot
      @vasa_kot 3 года назад +105

      C

    • @ilja5548
      @ilja5548 3 года назад +113

      you obviously cant tell

    • @Imsomeloner
      @Imsomeloner 3 года назад +6

      A. I just don't care, not stepsis btw if that's what you're talking about

    • @MAnnnooo1
      @MAnnnooo1 3 года назад +4

      C

    • @kaushals3713
      @kaushals3713 3 года назад +6

      C

  • @unagianguilla7319
    @unagianguilla7319 4 года назад +4564

    "Step brother, I'm making sandwiches."
    "do you want a sandwich?... they're hot."

    • @iKrxzyy
      @iKrxzyy 4 года назад +22

      unagi anguilla i died with that part

    • @gamersforlife3440
      @gamersforlife3440 4 года назад +4

      @@iKrxzyy and i c ummed inside her yus

    • @stovecleanervrc
      @stovecleanervrc 4 года назад +1

      unagi anguill LMAO

    • @cressent6496
      @cressent6496 4 года назад +3

      @@gamersforlife3440 ok?

    • @carlosmontanez1173
      @carlosmontanez1173 4 года назад

      I dont think she was talkn about actual sandwiches but rather whats between her buns. 🤣

  • @hami1767
    @hami1767 3 года назад +467

    This man can go against all the simps in the world, his powers are out of the boundaries of our understanding.

    • @opreapxr2899
      @opreapxr2899 3 года назад +6

      He just has no balls

    • @hami1767
      @hami1767 3 года назад +3

      @@opreapxr2899 or that...

    • @Rahulbajaj561
      @Rahulbajaj561 3 года назад

      @@comichero853 r/wooooshwith4os

    • @seigfredajero9219
      @seigfredajero9219 3 года назад

      @@Rahulbajaj561 nah man, he was just explaining an unknown variable

  • @BillyZeroWrestler
    @BillyZeroWrestler Год назад +3

    My old housemate got banned from cooking after setting pasta on fire.
    He didnt know you needed water.

  • @Lucabistrong
    @Lucabistrong 4 года назад +3634

    1:04
    “Step brother, I’m making sandwiches”
    *Starts opening the oven

    • @cjoyce4818
      @cjoyce4818 4 года назад +66

      Toasted sandwich on a grill too though

    • @laurakrystel
      @laurakrystel 4 года назад +69

      that's the whole point, this is just a satire of how ridiculous porn acting and scenarios are

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 4 года назад +5

      Panini sandwiches.

    • @Lucabistrong
      @Lucabistrong 4 года назад +2

      JakeandElwoodBlues you make paninis in the oven? I just use a panini press on the stovetop

    • @sau2949
      @sau2949 4 года назад +2

      If she's making Coq monsieur she'll need that oven

  • @bobxfcs
    @bobxfcs 3 года назад +5586

    Guys he’s not gay, he’s just only interested in anime girls

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog 3 года назад +44

      @Friedhelm Winter oh hello there my edgelord!!

    • @bobxfcs
      @bobxfcs 3 года назад +26

      @Friedhelm Winter how do you kill and rip something that doesn’t exist in the real world

    • @bobxfcs
      @bobxfcs 3 года назад +27

      @Friedhelm Winter the joke is so unfunny at the point that it’s cringe

    • @bobxfcs
      @bobxfcs 3 года назад +15

      @Friedhelm Winter especially with that miserable grammar

    • @hahahaha-nm6yu
      @hahahaha-nm6yu 3 года назад +9

      She needs just to stop annoying him while he plays anime games xdd

  • @sirg6465
    @sirg6465 3 года назад +2800

    “Idk where the water is” at that point ur having a baby

  • @simonphoenix3789
    @simonphoenix3789 9 месяцев назад +3

    I really can't understand why step-sibling porn is so popular.

  • @dexterity3614
    @dexterity3614 3 года назад +8913

    No Nut November Challenge is easy for this guy

    • @iamjackdude1859
      @iamjackdude1859 3 года назад +52

      Ikr

    • @allanhetfield1922
      @allanhetfield1922 3 года назад +95

      Literally this was filmed in November

    • @mcstudios4374
      @mcstudios4374 3 года назад +4

      1000th like

    • @dexterity3614
      @dexterity3614 3 года назад +2

      @@mcstudios4374 yo thanks for showing me that

    • @dexterity3614
      @dexterity3614 3 года назад +8

      Thanks for 1.3k likes I dont want to edit cause editing is gay so I'm just gonna say thank in replies so. Thanks

  • @jasonjenkins4526
    @jasonjenkins4526 3 года назад +4389

    “This? No. It’s a microphone. You’re gonna get it wet and fuck it up.” 😂

    • @fsbfiresmashbros8225
      @fsbfiresmashbros8225 3 года назад +10

      Welcome to 2021 ima luigo

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 3 года назад +48

      Hilarious thing is people in game chat possiblyheard that whole conversation

    • @ingwiafraujaz3126
      @ingwiafraujaz3126 3 года назад +10

      @@TheBrutalSax Yeah bc he was actually playing

    • @emerablade2021
      @emerablade2021 3 года назад +9

      When I first read that, I thought it said microwave.

    • @TheBrutalSax
      @TheBrutalSax 3 года назад

      @@ingwiafraujaz3126 What what WHAAAAAAT?!?! Nooooooo I don’t believe it dude! Oh geez man i really hope you’re not just telling a little fib, cause I’ll be real upset

  • @SamuelGeletka
    @SamuelGeletka 3 года назад +2895

    Plot twist: he was so into that game, that he wasn't even acting.

  • @robii8918
    @robii8918 2 года назад +2

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Lord forgive me for what im 'bout to do.

  • @16soccerball
    @16soccerball 4 года назад +6834

    hentai protagonist who just want to live a normal life

    • @javyg2391
      @javyg2391 4 года назад +30

      Lol

    • @wingtimeofficial
      @wingtimeofficial 4 года назад +57

      Is That possible?

    • @joojceec2187
      @joojceec2187 4 года назад +147

      And so happens to be 33 years old and blonde hair?

    • @alarici3081
      @alarici3081 4 года назад +4

      @@wingtimeofficial Hell no

    • @miyakeiss3y
      @miyakeiss3y 4 года назад +23

      Samoth Niffrig and he doesnt merried?

  • @razor4046
    @razor4046 3 года назад +3557

    "I don't where the water is"
    Ryan: just gives up

    • @eclipse._fr
      @eclipse._fr 3 года назад +12

      BRUH FRRR

    • @roguetuber4377
      @roguetuber4377 3 года назад +24

      He was like well I might as just go ahead and put her fire out she's in heat😂

    • @chromedino76
      @chromedino76 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @marcwittkowski5146
      @marcwittkowski5146 3 года назад +6

      Missing a verb there, buddy.

    • @chromedino76
      @chromedino76 3 года назад +2

      @@marcwittkowski5146 conjugated verb but yeah

  • @TheGreatDane
    @TheGreatDane 4 года назад +5967

    I'm so pissed my parents are together.

  • @juantony
    @juantony 7 месяцев назад +1

    StepBro: (Fuck me…)
    Stepsis: *PROMISE!*
    StepBro: Wait what-?!