I’d like to nominate two Potw candidates for this week: 1. Ms Haigh for nearly scuttling P&O’s parent ship:. (£1billion). And appalling dress, hair etc. 2. Kim Leadbetter: her Bill on so-called ‘assisted suicide’. Dress it up however you please, use similar, spurious and demonic arguments used for abortion, it’s all getting dangerously close to the Third Reich. Enough said.
I had to go private to get a Dentist appointment as all the NHS dentist appointments were booked for 3 months. I paid £180 as a new first patient private appointment. I'm sure if the NHS system wasn't so overwhelmed by appointments of those who have NEVER paid into the system, I would have been able to get an NHS appointment as a UK tax payer!
I've had to pay thousands over years to pay for the damage NHS dentists did to my teeth. The NHS wouldn't sort it. Right now I'm still trying to get things sorted. So hard.
yeah, this what gets me with stats like that. Whose counting? How are they counting? And how CAN you count them properly? In stats like these where they are illegal or whatnot. It's a bit like they go 3 billion illegal goods were shipped in from UK last year, how they know? Police reports? Others?
Defund now.....news wth no news....80 mil on eastenders new set....that was years ago....over a mil for the multimillionaire linacre...why...dreadful...
The sky tv that send paramedics to people’s homes and try rip them off because they can’t be bothered to give ten mins of tech support you mean that sky tv 📺
I was in our local Morrisons last Sunday and I was traumatised when a bunch of broccoli fell of the shelf suddenly and landed in front of me. What made it even worse was the falling broccoli hit a cabbage on its way down and dislodged it too. I think, like Amanda Abbington, I've now got PTSD....!!
Bravissima, Giorgia Meloni! I love that AI introduction. I can't believe that Starmer is still persisting with stealing the pensioners winter fuel allowance, after all the controversy. It's disgusting!
Great to hear old Fyffe Robertson narrating on the Fish shop clip from Dundee! Fish& chip shops were in Scotland & the rest of the UK well before 1965!
Fish and chips were introduced to Scotland at the end of the 19th century by Italian immigrants who were escaping from the failed tomato crops causing farmers to go under in Italy - they started preparing fish a la Romana for take away and ice cream (hokipoki) and they took off
Why is ANY amount of money whatsoever being spent on security for ANY celebrity when those in questions (e.g.Taylor Swift) earn millions and should be footing their own bills!!!! Disgusting!!!
Im sure people either dont know or have forgotten, that it was Starmer in 2003 took the then government [Labour] to court representing 5x migrants and WON that ALL migrants illegal or otherwise are entitled to benefits, NHS medical/dental treatment AND accommodation from DAY ONE and this has set the precedence. So there is one person to blame for our generosity in the migrant daily/yearly bill is solely down to Starmer. It gets worse, there are also hidden freebies they get. ie here in Portsmouth asylum seekers are offered FREE rounds of golf, FECKING GOLF!!!! at the local gold course (Great Sultans). you couldnt make this shite up.
The corgis: I love the way the lady who unveils the corgi on the right can't stop herself laughing - and has to cover her face with her hand to hide the laughter.
Can anybody tell me why none of those scammers didnt think to give their tickets to youngsters who would never be able to buy them. Also, as a billionaire why didnt she pay for her own security?
I’ve said the same, these tickets and connection with TS came about due that terrible incident in Southport, he should of said no to them or donated to charity to raise funds for all affected including the community..
That "the only thing you need 40 minutes for is to go to the toilet during a broadcast..." gave me a nostalgic chuckle. I remember listening to the radio through the night during the 1970's. And the midnight hour D.J. once admitted that he had put on an album to play whilst he went for an emergency #2.
Another word for the devil in Hebrew is the Prosecutor. Starmer at one time was the head of the Crown Prosecution Service which tells you all you need to know.
The Corgis remind me of a kids plaster craft kit that you mixed and poured into rubber moulds. When dry you peeled off mould and paint ! I had a Rupert the Bear kit ....I'm sure that's a bigger version of the same thing!!!
If you go to a 'fish&chip' shop you are definitely not looking to buy vegetables and fruit unless it's a deep fried 'fruit pudding' in batter!!!!! 😂😮😂😂😂😂😂
Aaaahh, but do you remember the man behind that warm Scottish tone introducing that item on the fish and chip shop? It was Mr Fyffe Robinson, an impeccably bow-tied bearded gentleman, an introducer from the BBC's iconic 1960s Tonight team.
The thing with politicians is that they get as much as they can while they can, and no matter the backlash, they then enjoy themselves for the rest of their lives away from the public spotlight.
A spaceship landed in Hyde Park London a little green person got out and walked up to the oap sat on a form and said “take me to your leader” the oap said “aw lad you are five years too early, now is not a good time”
Where I lived in urban Rotherham from 1966 until 2003 backed onto our local chip-shop across just 2 gardens. It was less than a 100 yard/metre walk to the shop walking the street way. And yet I was a bit underweight for 6 foot+ until I got the taste for Guinness around 1990 or so. Because 'times were 'ard' throughtout the 1970's etc. Even when chips and peas for supper was mere pennies.
I have the answer for the fish & chip shop = chips (obviously), mushy peas, pickled onions, wallies (gherkins), coleslaw, banana, apple or pineapple fritters, and deep fried snickers (they have nuts in them). Got your 5-a-day there!
There must be someone who supports the BBC. Everyone I know seems to resent the vast numbers of people paid thousands and are sorry for all the people who have been impoverished by having to pay them. Surely we could do better without the BBC. I am sure all the people who work for them could easily get jobs with less biased independent companies.
Another great show!! Can’t come to work cause a cauliflower fell on my head 😂😂😂 that’s like “the dog ate my homework “ Tough choice this week, once again lots of worthy Plankers 👏👏👏
Watch Mike Graham's new show, Grumpy Old Men: ruclips.net/video/0wM1Vms54PU/видео.html
It's becoming a highlight of the week in this household 👍😁
I am a founder member and have the Tee shirt too.
Well David Starkey was raised on a Council Estate so you know, don't be buying any of his T-shirts!
I’d like to nominate two Potw candidates for this week:
1. Ms Haigh for nearly scuttling P&O’s parent ship:. (£1billion). And appalling dress, hair etc.
2. Kim Leadbetter: her Bill on so-called ‘assisted suicide’. Dress it up however you please, use similar, spurious and demonic arguments used for abortion, it’s all getting dangerously close to the Third Reich. Enough said.
I had to go private to get a Dentist appointment as all the NHS dentist appointments were booked for 3 months. I paid £180 as a new first patient private appointment.
I'm sure if the NHS system wasn't so overwhelmed by appointments of those who have NEVER paid into the system, I would have been able to get an NHS appointment as a UK tax payer!
absolutely correct
All the NHS dentists are fraudulent and the government is helping them.
I've had to pay thousands over years to pay for the damage NHS dentists did to my teeth. The NHS wouldn't sort it. Right now I'm still trying to get things sorted. So hard.
There is no sign of an NHS dentist within a two hundred mile radius of my home
Private appointments only, for us the taxpayers😢.
BRILLIANT!! ❤ you guys - let’s get our country back 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
did you march with the EDL, or were you out on the streets with our lads a few weeks ago if not you are just pissi-g in the wind.
Plank of the week is becoming comedy gold every Friday. Great show and the more politically incorrect it is the more I love it. 🇬🇧😂👍🏼
POTW, COULD BE THE NEW HIGNFY!!!!!!!
@@ROSEMARYHEATHER-m7h I was thinking the same thing 😃👍
The bed wetters are on here i see
😂❤
Yes, give Starmer a lifetime plank award. Perhaps he'll walk it!!
We are treated like sausages in our own country.
Especially if you live in Richmond, Cumberland or Lincolnshire. 😂
Release the sausages !
Wearing thin now, please have some respect for the hostages and their families.
@@SueBrown-c5d don’t be so thin skinned.
Free the sausages 😂
best show of the week look forward to fridays
Same here, Mike Graham always cheers me up😅
me too!
Me too .love it ! The best laugh of the week
I Concur.
745 thousand that we know of there is probably that many we dont know about 😢 rip Britain
There will be, they don't count the ones that arrive without the help of the rnli or border force!
1.4 million illegal foriegn criminals (mainly men 18 - 40, mainly muslim) are among us. Waiting for instructions.
That is the reality.
there’s waaay more 😢
yeah, this what gets me with stats like that. Whose counting? How are they counting? And how CAN you count them properly? In stats like these where they are illegal or whatnot.
It's a bit like they go 3 billion illegal goods were shipped in from UK last year, how they know?
Police reports? Others?
British is finished, the Nationality is dead!
Vote Reform and lets get our country back. Make Britain great again.
J.k you got backbone you are so right speaking for 90% if honest the British people 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Agreed, I have more respect for him than ever before.
Perhaps instead of awarding the plank to anyone, you should make Liebour walk the plank.
I love talk tv. One long rant from 6.30 until late. Same show different presenters. Brilliant !
Where are the people who voted for liebour ? Your silence is deafening
I don't know anyone that did vote Labour.
I think a lot are attending marches on Saturdays perhaps 🤔
They're all watching the aunty BBC !!!!
@@shivaunt71 I wouldn't WANT to know anyone who voted labour
@@marypettyfer46409 million voted Labour, could easily all be immigrants.
Never laughed so much with this Plank of the Week comedy show, brilliant guys !!!😂
Mike - you’re marvelous
Best show of the week, I'm going to have nightmares over those corgis. Mike and the panel are brilliant every week.
❤REFORM ❤❤❤❤
Only a plank would give £6000 back out of £100,000 and expect people to applaud.
At last we have The Plank of the Week Show. The People’s Voice. Vintage British…
Brilliant show yet again
vote Reform uk 🇬🇧 party 🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉👍👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍👍
The Reform movie could be longer! Featuring Angela's wardrobe specifically 😂
Milk Maid 2024 ????
Remove that liar from number 10,hes a disgrace
They are all a disgrace, get shut of the lot of em
Did you help putting him there?
@4321ort The labour party were voted in for 5 years, who do imagine would do a better job, Lammy, Reeves, Milliband!
@@peterjones5353DUH 🤡🤡🤡 what do you think 💭 if you can think 🤔 😂😂😂
@@lsmith9249all labour MPs?? 🤦♀️😂😂😂stupid question 😊
Get rid of the bbc and sly news
You can't.
Who else would employ all the p doze?
Defund now.....news wth no news....80 mil on eastenders new set....that was years ago....over a mil for the multimillionaire linacre...why...dreadful...
And C4, Sly news, LBC etc, etc
The sky tv that send paramedics to people’s homes and try rip them off because they can’t be bothered to give ten mins of tech support you mean that sky tv 📺
I was in our local Morrisons last Sunday and I was traumatised when a bunch of broccoli fell of the shelf suddenly and landed in front of me. What made it even worse was the falling broccoli hit a cabbage on its way down and dislodged it too. I think, like Amanda Abbington, I've now got PTSD....!!
@davidwicks7543 Same thing happened to me with a brussel sprout. I'm in counselling for PTSD and unable to work due to the trauma. I feel your pain
😂
Bravissima, Giorgia Meloni! I love that AI introduction. I can't believe that Starmer is still persisting with stealing the pensioners winter fuel allowance, after all the controversy. It's disgusting!
Packham is nuts. Literally.
Yes.its a way known fact that hes got severe autism. The higher ups are manipulating him. I really dont like packham
So much laughter! ! Look forward to watching "Plank of the Week" so bl00dy funny.
I look forward to Fridays to cheer myself up with all that's going on, best show on Talk by a mile!
Chris Packham should be locked up for incitement to break the law
The guys a clown
Mark Rowley has still not been charged with pilfering a microphone. one law for him eh and a different law for everyone else.
You are quite correct I forgot that
Guess which lawyer helped devise Article 8, of the ECHR? Keir Starmer!!
Great to hear old Fyffe Robertson narrating on the Fish shop clip from Dundee! Fish& chip shops were in Scotland & the rest of the UK well before 1965!
Fish and chips were introduced to Scotland at the end of the 19th century by Italian immigrants who were escaping from the failed tomato crops causing farmers to go under in Italy - they started preparing fish a la Romana for take away and ice cream (hokipoki) and they took off
Love this panel. All so on fact. More please
Try grumpy old men, very similar.
Let Maddie speak,guys!
When Kyles on hardly anyone gets to speak...
My friend has just hiked around Albania and says that it was delightful. There are lovely bars and the locals are very friendly.
That's because they've exported most of their rubbish to the rest of Europe.
That's because most of their criminals are over here
Probably because all the crooked Albanias are over here?
All the wrong’nes are here
All the criminals are in London Perhaps ????
Fruit & Veg required in a Fish & Chip shop ? But they already sell potatoes, peas and onions !!!!!
Best ever comedy show on any platform. Well done to all. 😅😅😅
Great to see Mike 'Gandalf' Graham on top form.
Don't be rude guys let the young lady on the right have her say give her a chance 👍
He might have a lot of free suits, but his tailor is taking the Micheal, have you seen the cut 😂😂😂
Yes, he is a cut!
Why is ANY amount of money whatsoever being spent on security for ANY celebrity when those in questions (e.g.Taylor Swift) earn millions and should be footing their own bills!!!! Disgusting!!!
Absolutely, blo Oct disgusting tw on ks
Should a labour government have a minster for freebies
They all already are 😂
The Secretary of State for the Freebie Office.
Luv you guys and luv Plank of the Week, great satire.
Fantastic show and they have it spot on.
this is so much better than have i got news for you
One of the best shows anywhere!👍👏🏻😁
What a team - Stasi Starmer and Citizen Khan - both are a shoe-in to win Bank Of The Week
Tell me how the general public can get this Labour government out of power…it’s alright talking about we need action now.
Agreed!! Starmer has the hide of a rhino and just ignores criticism.
We can’t. We’re stuck with this bunch until the next election and that’s going to be 2029.
Thanks Mike; good laugh!
mike you get me through life with a smile
Im sure people either dont know or have forgotten, that it was Starmer in 2003 took the then government [Labour] to court representing 5x migrants and WON that ALL migrants illegal or otherwise are entitled to benefits, NHS medical/dental treatment AND accommodation from DAY ONE and this has set the precedence. So there is one person to blame for our generosity in the migrant daily/yearly bill is solely down to Starmer. It gets worse, there are also hidden freebies they get. ie here in Portsmouth asylum seekers are offered FREE rounds of golf, FECKING GOLF!!!! at the local gold course (Great Sultans). you couldnt make this shite up.
Golf ! Are you serious, is it free,did they bring there clubs on the boats?
In Liverpool they were taken on a tour of Anfield sending lovely selfies ‘home’ to show what their friends are missing out on
I would put a bet on Starmer being out of office before Christmas.
I wouldn’t unfortunately.
I have called this even before the election ! However I can see him putting the sofa against the door . It will take wild horses to drag him away
I already have 😂😂😂 did it3 weeks ago 😂
Me too
🤞🤞
The threat to Taylor Swift was actually to the concert in Austria, so how is bluelight security going to protect the concert?
Love love this show.. Great to see the viewing numbers on the up…. 👏👏👏
The corgis: I love the way the lady who unveils the corgi on the right can't stop herself laughing - and has to cover her face with her hand to hide the laughter.
Brilliant !!
Both Starmer and Kahn are going to be the planks of the week for the entire term.
Bbc should be kicked out of Britain.
Can anybody tell me why none of those scammers didnt think to give their tickets to youngsters who would never be able to buy them. Also, as a billionaire why didnt she pay for her own security?
I’ve said the same, these tickets and connection with TS came about due that terrible incident in Southport, he should of said no to them or donated to charity to raise funds for all affected including the community..
Agreed with you both. Greedy freeloaders.I wonder if those MPs even know who she is, What a nice free treat for their kids eh?
Thank you for your support, Mr Packham - I'll always wear it.
That "the only thing you need 40 minutes for is to go to the toilet during a broadcast..." gave me a nostalgic chuckle. I remember listening to the radio through the night during the 1970's. And the midnight hour D.J. once admitted that he had put on an album to play whilst he went for an emergency #2.
Lists ing to radio Luxembourg and Caroline and the power play every hour. Happy carefree days of youth. I don't recognise our country anymore.
Labour please , I beg you , get rid of starmer , I’m begging you , begging 🙏🏻 you
And which other hard left will replace him????
Your not thinking another stooge will replace him...what difference does it make😂
Watching this cheers me up no end after. All the doom and gloom of labour this program should be given to depressed people its a tonic
The sooner he’s gone with his Cabinet the better for us all. Vote Reform. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
I love this lot they help my frustration 😩
Another word for the devil in Hebrew is the Prosecutor. Starmer at one time was the head of the Crown Prosecution Service which tells you all you need to know.
great show , great panel, really like Maddie.
The Corgis remind me of a kids plaster craft kit that you mixed and poured into rubber moulds. When dry you peeled off mould and paint ! I had a Rupert the Bear kit ....I'm sure that's a bigger version of the same thing!!!
Come in watchers..click on "like" because this is the best show on air...should be in every day..eat crap BBC....
Keep up the good work Talk !
Nearly half a million of tax payers money spent on Taylor Swift protection. Why?
It's crazy, it's only a pop star!😮
Lots of free tickets
Because she endorsed Kamala and the global hegemony.
Because there’s a mad dusky dwarf writing the cheque , simple
That's because Taylor Swift is probably a member of the woke squad. I bet Donald Trump wouldn't lay on security for her.
Great video, Geoff spot on with everything you said
Best video i have watched in months ,would love to have a beer with you three .absolute legends.
Mike should reboot room 101😂...blimey a few liebour bozos would soon be in it!!!😊great show 👏 gazza
When has anyone seen a cauliflower placed that high. Vegetables are always placed in arms reach
If you go to a 'fish&chip' shop you are definitely not looking to buy vegetables and fruit unless it's a deep fried 'fruit pudding' in batter!!!!! 😂😮😂😂😂😂😂
Notice the portion sizes in the clip - no wonder people could manage their weight back then.
Aaaahh, but do you remember the man behind that warm Scottish tone introducing that item on the fish and chip shop? It was Mr Fyffe Robinson, an impeccably bow-tied bearded gentleman, an introducer from the BBC's iconic 1960s Tonight team.
The Umza clip never gets old lol
How many gangs have they SMASHED !!!!!
The Pensioners Gang. The Naughty Words Gang. The “Far Right” gang. He’s building more prisons to put them away.
Bloody brilliant show ..laugh my sock off
A superb line up of candidates, with stiff competition, a well deserved win for the Bolshavik Bedouin Collectve.
Needs a new name PLANKS as there’s definitely more than one 😊
Top of the Planks . In at number 2
And change the first letter.
The thing with politicians is that they get as much as they can while they can, and no matter the backlash, they then enjoy themselves for the rest of their lives away from the public spotlight.
Billy Bunter looses it and turns into Keir Starmer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A spaceship landed in Hyde Park London a little green person got out and walked up to the oap sat on a form and said “take me to your leader” the oap said “aw lad you are five years too early,
now is not a good time”
This. Show is brilliant love it more please
OOh the fish/chip shop bit I could smell it from my childhood after swimming. 😊
Where I lived in urban Rotherham from 1966 until 2003 backed onto our local chip-shop across just 2 gardens. It was less than a 100 yard/metre walk to the shop walking the street way.
And yet I was a bit underweight for 6 foot+ until I got the taste for Guinness around 1990 or so. Because 'times were 'ard' throughtout the 1970's etc. Even when chips and peas for supper was mere pennies.
@@frankbrodie5168best drink in the universe, I lived on it for a week during a food poisoning issue.😂
Brilliant show Mike!👏🏻 nearly died laughing😂 you & Jezzas banter 😂❤
Since Labour were elected, there's never been so many options for Plank of the Week.
They are a complete laughing stock 😆🤣🤣🤣😁
I have the answer for the fish & chip shop = chips (obviously), mushy peas, pickled onions, wallies (gherkins), coleslaw, banana, apple or pineapple fritters, and deep fried snickers (they have nuts in them). Got your 5-a-day there!
Sue Grey now being elevated to the House of Lords. 😂😂😂😂😂
Jobs for mates, money for nothing.
Maybe she opens her mouth for other things,apart from eating, talking, spewing,dental appointments know what I mean!
My wife loves this show.
Napoleons final comeback tour only lasted 100 days.
Is Starmer about to meet his Waterloo?
No, just his Wardrobe!
I really hope so 🙏
Keep up the good work best part of the week
There must be someone who supports the BBC. Everyone I know seems to resent the vast numbers of people paid thousands and are sorry for all the people who have been impoverished by having to pay them. Surely we could do better without the BBC. I am sure all the people who work for them could easily get jobs with less biased independent companies.
Another great show!! Can’t come to work cause a cauliflower fell on my head 😂😂😂 that’s like “the dog ate my homework “
Tough choice this week, once again lots of worthy Plankers 👏👏👏
I think they should all walk the plank except for the lady on the right 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Wait till October 😂 🎉the great awaited budget. 😭See what people say then
Great show guys