@@Slipperyslab they didn't,they created a supression field, which supposedly makes you not get erected or want having sex or woman menstruation stuff like that
Breen: You must understand, the removal of the reproductive organ as part of the transhuman arms recruitment procedure is a necessity in our journey to greatness
Listen you can take my nose my ears my arms and legs you can take the food out of my belly and the home in which I sleep no one take my ring a ding dong as long as I breathe it ain't even a decision.
@@LooseTheGoose they are modified humans, they have their minds erased and parts of their bodies replaced with machines, that's what the combine do, they assimilate species from the various planets that they take over
It's like you're absolutely missing the point. Why would you need a dong for a NON-MECHANICAL stimulation? Like it's in the name - you don't need to stroke your schlong, it's all in your brain via some external impulses. So no, he won't be missing a thing in that regard
wow Not only do you manage to make some of the worst reddit-tier spam comments of all time, you also genuinely think it would be funnier to reference some already passed shitty "meme" trend than the current title.
I must admit, I thought this would be a short horror video- but when I heard what he said, I started laughing so hard I began wheezing and choking on my own spittle. So... yea. Thanks for trying to kill me, Komegatze.
@@QuackyMC I think they see like a dark plate on their face which they can see the world by a small hole. They are probably more blinded by the laser when they attack too but for that, idk
Even though the animation was made because of a meme, this is VERY ACCURATE Stalkers used to be members of the resistance, who were captured by the Combine because they were very dangerous to the Alliance. Indeed, they had their pp or cochie removed along with other things… Like their eyelids, that were replaced by those 2 metal pieces that close when inactive; their stomach and most of the digestive system, that were replaced by the hole in the chest, where they get administred a solution for their nutrition; their hands and feet, that were replaced by those metal pieces to reduce their agility and stability for only making a few tasks. They are humans, and they remember EVERYTHING
![How it FEELS to SUFFER in SFM (sp00ky) [Behind the Scenes]](/img/1.gif)
This is what happens when you accept without reading the terms and conditions.
😭😭😭
True
Your pfp what the heck
LMFAO
I have reached my lowest low ever now that my recommendations synchronized with those of pokemon inflation fetishist
seeing a stalker talking in english is something i cannot put into words
a stalker talking in english
@@something_relevant_m "listen here you little shi†"
@@something_relevant_m thank you! heavy tf2
I bet the stalker could put it into words. English ones.
Seeing everyone talking English in an otherwise Eastern European city is a surreal thing
Dunno why the Stalker got your hibbies in a jibby
I thought this was a video on how a innocent human goes through the transformation into a stalker, but this, this is way better.
yeah same
Same xD
You’d expect that from Parrygod, but this is Komegatze we’re talking about
@@adorabomber123 Very true, only read the title of the video at first hehe.
It is a video of how an innocent human went through a transformation into a stalker. A very accurate one.
I like how the 1st thing he felt waking up was the lack of blood flow to his billy wang rooster
I think that's the first thing any man would feel first over everything else
His flibbledibbledib-tang-tong
His dinglebong-toodleberry.
Please get a life and stop leaving comments on every video ever with your autistic fucking Joe Biden profile sincerely everyone
Priorities man, eyesight? Smell? Touch? hell even having all your organs/limbs isn’t as important as your snake basket missing.
I love how he didn't try to make an excuse for the missing pp he just straight up ran away as soon he heard the question.
Plot twist: They put it in a glass and he‘s getting the glass.
I mean how is he supposed to explain this
i love how people just explain the joke in the comments
I mean what are you supposed to tell the man? The truth that you ate it?
i love how people just explain the joke in the comments
getting frighteningly coherent with gman educating gordon about cbt
at least stalkers are immune to that cruel punishment
@@f-man3274 Castration is just the final form of CBT.
@@physical_insanity ah yes the final step of CBT, acceptance
Pain or constriction to the penis or testicles
@removethatpfp yousubhumansackofshitcuntprick generic anime hater
“Combine considered it a weapon of mass destruction, we had to confiscate it.”
“Oh thanks for the compliments… wait a minute!”
Best part is thats pretty close to the actual reason
Dame
More like weapon of smallness but that's just me
@@deputy8234 It's so small it would work as concealed weapon
The best part is that its actually canonically accurate
@@Turtl1938 They take the pp when make u stalker
@@Turtl1938 have you never looked at the crotch of a stalker
@@Turtl1938 humans that are transformed into stalkers have their sexual organs removed, along with a bunch of other stuff
@@Turtl1938 the combine banned sex in half life 2
@@Slipperyslab they didn't,they created a supression field, which supposedly makes you not get erected or want having sex or woman menstruation stuff like that
seeing a stalker with this much detail is so fucking weird after playing gmod for years, how the hell
it looks like source 2
@@SuspiciousAppleJuice it's made in s2fm
You can see the actual human eyes behind those holes. It's pretty disturbing
Breen: You must understand, the removal of the reproductive organ as part of the transhuman arms recruitment procedure is a necessity in our journey to greatness
I wonder why take his ****
Listen you can take my nose my ears my arms and legs you can take the food out of my belly and the home in which I sleep no one take my ring a ding dong as long as I breathe it ain't even a decision.
You can do what the oneyplays cast did to that gibbon BUT NEVER TAKE MY 1 INCH SPAGETH.
Not gonna lie- this sounds like something breen would say
this is what happens when you fall asleep first at a sleepover
did happen once
Metrocops after getting promoted into a Combine soldier: 0:05
So fking true
Combine soldiers have dicks🤨
@@LooseTheGoose The Combine soldiers are heavily modified Transhumans. Dr. Breen talks about proving their worth to the Combine.
@@LooseTheGoose they are modified humans, they have their minds erased and parts of their bodies replaced with machines, that's what the combine do, they assimilate species from the various planets that they take over
@@LooseTheGoose nope, overwatch transhuman arm are brainwashed humans modified by combine technology to become soldiers for the combine, only on earth
Unforeseen consequences indeed
Nah bro this is still the foreseen one
stalker doesnt need to hear this. he's a highly trained professional
POV: You foolishly fell asleep first at a sleepover (huge mistake)
Welp, guess someone’s gonna be missing out on that sweet, sweet non-mechanical reproduction simulation…
It's like you're absolutely missing the point. Why would you need a dong for a NON-MECHANICAL stimulation? Like it's in the name - you don't need to stroke your schlong, it's all in your brain via some external impulses. So no, he won't be missing a thing in that regard
Welp it ain't gonna no longer work anyway cuz you know suppression field
@@Mr.Twilight1 It's for the combine, not the citizens-
@@vreikezen8268 yeah still stalkers are combined
@@Mr.Twilight1 Still though, They don't look like they belong in combine, more like slaves.
This should be titled as "The Consequences of Being the First Person to Sleep in a Sleepover in the Half Life world"
too long and shitty
just like the guy's missing p-
wow
Not only do you manage to make some of the worst reddit-tier spam comments of all time, you also genuinely think it would be funnier to reference some already passed shitty "meme" trend than the current title.
@@KatzRool 🤓
@@spacecadetkaito are you twelve
😂😂😂 I never thought I'd see a funny clip show casing a stalker 😂
Yeah I expected this to be a horror video
Wdym?
@@hevscientist7437 like, I don't think I've ever seen a funny clip having a stalker as a main character 😝
Raiden getting converted by the Patriots A.I. between MGS2 and MGS4
"I am stalker, the citizen transformed"
This was a legendary opportunity to use the stalker scream sound effect
I love that a standard soldier was the one that did the procedure.
All the elites where busy
We do a little trolling if you refuse to pick up that can
love how the combine runs out the room (i would too be cause stalkers are scary)
His eye flaps flipping open like he's opening his eyes is a tiny detail but it's an amazing idea
The unforseen conseqences
Bro fell asleep first at a sleepover
I was expecting at least a minute if explination about the lore and got this, way better. Great animation
one of the CP went "prank em jhon" during the stalker metamorphosis surgery
The fact this is a cannonagol thing in the half life 2 universe makes this way better
Imagine joining the Combine for the "free dental" benefit and they straight turned you into a stalker
this video introduced me to your channel and after watching a couple other videos i gotta say you're an amazing animator
Plot twist: The soldier ran away because he got word that Freeman was in the citadel.
I love when they go through the pain of making an SFM for a meme
“The Face of The Resistance. Is this you?”
The thumbnail looks like an awesome album cover
This is what it’s like falling asleep first at the sleepover.
i dont think i ever seen a combine soldier run that fast out of a room before 🤣
I must admit, I thought this would be a short horror video- but when I heard what he said, I started laughing so hard I began wheezing and choking on my own spittle.
So... yea. Thanks for trying to kill me, Komegatze.
Me too 😂
Same. I'm sat in the office, trying to stifle my laughter 😂
HL did a good job in inferring just how horrifying it would be to become one of the stalkers
The removal of a stalker's genitals is actually canon.
Still fared better than Starkiller if he underwent the Sith Stalker reconstruction.
Sort of, I mean, poor Galen was reduced to a literal corpse being held together with cybernetics
Not even the supressing field could handle that combine down,damn he is too sassy 😂
I like how the eye covers are moving when the stalker is turning his head.
Missed opportunity to put his scream
This video just led me down a rabbit hole of half life lore. Thank you for this
with the concept and thumbnail i really expected a horror short, so when i heard calebcity it nearly scared me as much as a jumpscare would’ve
no more stalker schmeat
I love how so many different vines are being turned into Half Life SFM's
He's a highly trained professional, he didn't need to hear all of this 😂
as someone who just had everything removed from their mouth, this resonates with me
...everything...?
@@darknight241 yes
the only thing that couldn't be removed was deez nuts, cuz they always in yo mouth.
No tongue, no teeth? Damn
Worse fate than death.
Literally.
Fr
was that.
was that an eyeball i saw?
DO STALKERS HAVE EYEBALLS???
yes they do but it is not really possible to see them in the first place
What do you think how they see?
@@QuackyMC i mean it's not like the possibility of different ways of seeing is ruled out in the HL universe.
@@QuackyMC I think they see like a dark plate on their face which they can see the world by a small hole. They are probably more blinded by the laser when they attack too but for that, idk
@@QuackyMC Combine soldiers don’t have actual eyes and they can see.
always thought that brown thing on them were combine shorts or something for cover-up, but the idea that they remove the thingamabobs is funnier
Scarrier*
This isn't Rule34Videos, you won't need it here
Thanks for putting the thought in my mind that there's probably porn of the stalker out there
@@booperscooper1491 most likely
i hope your life goes down a path of pain and suffering
everything about this and every little detail is sooo creative
When you're the first to sleep on a sleepover
POV you didnt deny the first written agreement the Combine gave to you
noticed the eye moving under that metal nice details!
The first second of this gave me flashbacks to David Bowies song, Lazarus
Listening to a stalker talk with their vocal cords removed is terrifying.
This truly captures the essence of your average caleb skit
Thanks for saving this art
mfw i cant get that non-mechanical reproduction simulation
Running out the door: We needed it, FOR SCIENCE!
This is why they removed stalkers hability to speak
funniest part is, this is what actually happens
This is what happens when you resist... Or you're just at the wrong time in the wrong place...
god seeing the actual eyes behind the steel blinders open is so visceral, being immediately followed by vine audio gave me whiplash
"This is what happens when you resist"
Meet the medic
I didn't know stalkers had eyes.
Meet the combie
"Medic theme has stared"
looks like a TOOL music video
Chapter 19: Unforeseen Circumcisions.
"anyway, thats how I lost my medical license"
I imagine they forgot to mentally condition the stalker so he just wakes up and this happens
They didn't forget
They wanted him to have his faculties intact
THESE MODELS CAN BLINK??
I've watched this everyday for the past week and somehow it keeps getting funnier.
POV: You regret doing the challenge after accepting the terms and conditions, not reading them.
this is AWESOME
Your video will make a fine addition to my "RUclips algorithm strikes again" collection
You'd be surprised how easy that is to pull off
Best way to celebrate the fourth of July lol
Fact : half-life 2 stalker's do infact get their own ding ding removed
That's a really good model.
TPOV: you fell asleep first at the sleepover
I expected something much deeper, what I did not expect was a parody of CalebCity's vine
I fucking love this way more
Some fates are worse than death.
Even though the animation was made because of a meme, this is VERY ACCURATE
Stalkers used to be members of the resistance, who were captured by the Combine because they were very dangerous to the Alliance.
Indeed, they had their pp or cochie removed along with other things… Like their eyelids, that were replaced by those 2 metal pieces that close when inactive; their stomach and most of the digestive system, that were replaced by the hole in the chest, where they get administred a solution for their nutrition; their hands and feet, that were replaced by those metal pieces to reduce their agility and stability for only making a few tasks.
They are humans, and they remember EVERYTHING
Their artificial legs have 3 points that stab into the leg flesh
What this means is that.
You’ll be stripped of your military service and be chucked in the penal battalion.
Here i was expecting som good old body horror
Unforseen concequences
“meet the medic”
he fell asleep first
POV: you fell asleep first at a sleepover
Unforeseen Consequences
the guy who sleep first in the sleepover
I didn't even need to click the video to know what it was gonna be, but I'm glad I did
POV: you fell asleep as slumber party
I haven't ever subscribed to a RUclips channel faster than I just did.