Scared Straight: Lorenzo and Larry Bernstein - Saturday Night Live
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Two inmates get graphic when talking about jail to some troubled teenagers. Aired 03/12/11
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Love the part where there walking backwards and forwards and zacks saying "i wanna eat him i wanna eat him"
they're*
Niall Robinson liked it too
😂😂😂😂
0Q,0
Where does he say that at
Sudeikis' tiny whimper when he jumps on the table is amazing.
“And there won’t be a baby in your papoose there’ll be baby arm in your caboose.” That part killed me
@Riss A I think it didn't feel good
I thought he farted . . . just saying!! LOL!!
I think he jumped and sat on his nuts….a dude knows that pain….
Keenan aggressively attacking people as this character just don’t get old bruh
😂😂😂
Boy, you betta shut yo mouf!!!!!
It’s my fav part of these skits! His arms flailing, barely able to get words out-it’s fantastic!
You can say that again.
Doesn't*
"And it ain't gon be Mike Tyson. It's gon be...well there's actually a good chance it will be Mike Tyson" That one killed me 🤣🤣🤣
"I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat HIm. I Wanna Eat Him. I Wanna Eat Him."
I Couldn't Even Breath. I Was Dying Laughing.
literally?
@@markekar6021 Ugh Oh, Guess He's Eating Me Now
And u wont get hit in the head with cans of paint u'll get hit in the mouth with nutz n taint...... i cried
I had to pause and collect myself there 😂
Everytime he throws the damn shoe HAHAHAHAH
Lol
Love your leather
"Yeah, you'll be doing this face, alright. But it won't be a scream coming out, it will be a dude going in!" I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best line of any scared straight ever!!!!!!!
I am kind of disturbed that they missed a really good chance to use “silence of the lambs”
At least they used the hangover 💀
@joshtube9 .... GOLD ! ! !
@joshtube9 SNL writers staff audition line
It's gonna be "slerpin' on the glans"
Silence of the lambs = Violence on the ass? Silence of the ass?
“And there won’t be a baby in your papoose there’ll be baby arm in your caboose.” That part killed me
i died there XD
Knocked it out of the park.
"It won't be Mike Tyson… actually there's a good chance it will be Mike Tyson"
HaHaHa
lmfao
"Boy you better shut your damn mouth or there ain't gonna be no Collin Firth, they gonna be entering you colon first"lol
One of the best re occurring sketches of this era. The formula was just golden. It was always funny. I know this because one time, some developers were trying to buy the goondocks and me and my friends had to find some pirate treasure to pay them off and save our houses.
Wait a minute… that’s just the plot of the Goonies.
*waits expectantly for the movie to be spun into a prison rape scenario.
@@montyfischetti4787 it won't be you and you friends looking for pirates treasure but you and your friends being an ass pirate's pleasure! ( I did my best)
@@khorbit4914 *aggressively takes off your shoe and throws it into the wall behind you*
@@montyfischetti4787 It won't be you looking for One-eyed Willie's treasure, rather several one eyes willys searching YOUR treasure
@@ThrawnSr lmao you nailed it
Keenan's physical comedy is the best part every time 😂
“Football, I played in high school”
“Did you”
“Yah”
Was that a whimper at 5:37 ?!
And Andy trying to control his laugh afterwards XD
He definitely sat on his something 🤣🤣🤣
STOPPPP
Hemriods
did jason make that little noise when he sat down
Funny
That shoe had been through alot.
And that part “Hella Boning In Your Farter” got me 🤣🤣🤣💀
Jason's always the one fully breaking them with that jump on the desk every time lmao
One of these days that pencil is gonna...
When Zach started walking back & forth, it had me 💀
That was funny😂😂😂😂
"I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them, I wanna eat them", LOL.
"IwannaeatthemIwannaeatthem."
Zach Galifianakis plays this entire scene hidden behind a mask and still manages to get the best laughs.
The shoe throwing at the wall was superb! Hahahahaha XD
jake peralta and seth dozerman had such checkered childhoods before they entered the academy. glad they got their lives on track
Ha
They should brought they were best friends in S3
I wish Chris Farley was still here to be in more scared straight parody’s. Him and Keenan would’ve been a riot together lol.
They'll all be living in a van down by the river!!
Watching him slowly loosen his restraints till he was basically free is what had me
1:57
how dare you detective Diaz... *I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER*
*BOOOOONNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*
What happens in my bedroom is none of your business
Andy actually breaks at 0:44
I love when he screams at bill and then nibbles on him it makes the bit for me.
Bill haders face after the cannible yells out “you bitch” is so funny 😂
Kenan Thompson recently achieved an impressive twenty years with SNL. So happy that Hader did eight seasons ♥️
😂😂he kills me when he throws his hands up knowing he went too far
"You'll be making that home alone face, but it won't be a scream coming out, it will be a dude going in" hahaahahahahahahaha
Lol 😆! When Keenan said sit your A down had me laughing he’s truly hilarious!
"It stays in your ass" literally passed out laughing
These skits with Zach and Betty White are my all time favorite!🤣😂
Zack just cracks me up everytime I see him.
“You won’t get hit in the head with cans of paint, you’ll get hit in the mouth with nuts and taint”
Pacing back and forth “I wanna eat him I wanna eat him” HAHAHAHDH
I love this sketch series, the character breaks, Betty White, so many great moments!
Umpa loompa umpatido a bunch of jamaicans are coming for you!
why is there no more lorenzo its the best snl sketch ever
nba fun its probably because andy, bill and Jason aren't in the cast anymore...if they did this sketch with other guys it wouldn't be as funny
OMG, Andy's "Imma be ME!" gets me every time.
"I wanna eat him, I wanna eat him." Lmfaooo
loved the Hangover reference
They better change their ways or they'll be... living in a van down by the river!
FARLEY
We Need Jason Sudeikis Back...
1:24 why did he throw his shoe lol😂😂
cause he could.
He always throw his shoes every goddamn episode. Cause he always talks the first.
@@rockydee7499 yea that too.
Because this is real! 😂😂 is that what you want!?
Gimme your Jordans!
Zach was just crossing his arms😂
I love when he whips the shoe against the wall. First burst of laughter.
Love that home alone and hangover reverence
Zach Galifianakis is a legend, easily one of the top 3 comedians of this generation.
I think about him in a children's extra large dragon costume quite frequently
hella boning in your farter! funny
I really wish Bill gad been in that camera shot, thats the sort of thing that would break him.
They should have done one of these two weeks ago with him and Kel as the convicts
The shoe removal and throw is the best!
“Baby arm in your caboose” deaded me 🤣
"I want to eat them, I want to eat them..." So funny
“EEEEEEEE “ love when kenan does the squeal
Macintosh!! 🤷🏼♂️😂
Keenan’s quick adjustment after throwing the shoe goes unnoticed but he had to get turned around for the cards, just reflexively fixes it
Zach had to go there with the hangover reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he took the guys shoe off and threw it I died. 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂
This one made me spit my drink😂😂😂
Kenan is hilarious. SNL would not work without him.
😱”...it’ll be a dude going in!” 😂🤣
"What happens in your ass stays in your ass!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This skit is literally the best
To quote Chad..."Ha ha...taint"
Love the reference to Home Alone.
The whole structure of this sketch is insane, first they start with a movie plot, then the physical attack and the rape jokes, who came up with that? The more I watch the funnier it gets.
These sketches are so well written
One of my all time favorite sketches 🤦🏾♂️ 😂 😂 😂
Bobby’s face after Kenan took his shoe 😂
5:12 This is *LIT!* (No I won't spoil it!)
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Nuts and taints” is crazy 😂😂😂
I love how Kenan makes them break every time 😂😂
I just love these
Perfect.
I LOVE the Scared Straight skits
you know lorenzo is the real deal. even the officer sitting down and standing up when lorenzo tells them to hahaha
Cans of paint
Nuts and taint
I was dead there
Now that was funny
O no!! These are starting to become my favorite sketches!!!
best one by far. the word play was excellent.
This is the best Scared Straight sketch.
Kiss that shoe goodbye, everytime 😂
Why is kenan wearing a weightlifting belt?? lol
Bill looks legitimately anxious here.
The shoe throw is the best
Kenan is always amazing he delivers and when the unfortunate day comes when Lorne passes I hope Kenan takes the keys.
The amount of play on words in these skits are awesome
This is my favorite one on the series
Peralta kicked his bad habits and now he is a cop. Great motivation video right here.
I really wanted to see this sketch every single year.
The shoe throw slightly terrifies everyone every time!
The writing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Baby arm in your caboose. Hilarious
As someone who currently lives about an hour West of Denver, I gotta say that the best part of this whole skit is Andy's t-shirt.
The shoe part cracks me up every time 😂😂
They just killed it in this part. The profanity was aggressively on next level.
This is, I think, one of the best 'Scared Straight's that SNL has done! Lol!