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  • Опубликовано: 20 янв 2025

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  • @easyactually
    @easyactually Месяц назад +2281

    Royal Chef nerfed Ken

    • @ressurection98
      @ressurection98 Месяц назад +78

      you are like the last person I expected to see in the comment section of ken

    • @AtheFbEast
      @AtheFbEast Месяц назад +9

      yooo I love your content

    • @gamingforfun8662
      @gamingforfun8662 Месяц назад +22

      Bruh is watching ken to make a video on how to be like him

    • @brockglock3035
      @brockglock3035 Месяц назад +36

      "Beating Ken is easy, actually."

    • @igor_ostrovski
      @igor_ostrovski Месяц назад +4

      did you prove you're ripped with 1M in the bank and a great social life or is your channel just talk?

  • @Ronzerss
    @Ronzerss Месяц назад +2071

    Welcome to Ken’s Comment Section!
    We have many cool things here such as:
    Tugg Speedman jokes
    Ken is the type of guy jokes
    GigaGayCycle Jokes
    Threats to oil up
    Goblinstein starts talking 0:00
    We hope you enjoy your stay here in Ken’s comment section!

    • @basselsakr4063
      @basselsakr4063 Месяц назад +22

      can u explain tugg speed man one

    • @criminaltimesinfinity3418
      @criminaltimesinfinity3418 Месяц назад +3

      @@basselsakr4063 fake tugger

    • @applepies4259
      @applepies4259 Месяц назад

      @@basselsakr4063ken went against some dude called that in a video and his weird name became a (unfunny) joke

    • @JohannMunoz-wc7hl
      @JohannMunoz-wc7hl Месяц назад

      ​@basselsakr4063 he went up against this guy called TuggSpeedMan, made jokes on his name, and the comment section really enjoyed it so now he is forever Ken's rival

    • @finalrunner
      @finalrunner Месяц назад

      No​@@basselsakr4063

  • @karol-qx4hp
    @karol-qx4hp Месяц назад +722

    3:13 ken twisting his little tugg

    • @-_Blitz_-
      @-_Blitz_- Месяц назад +15

      The variations of this comment are so comforting

    • @midloran
      @midloran Месяц назад +2

      Hi Karol

    • @caned.9526
      @caned.9526 Месяц назад +2

      John pork

    • @karol-qx4hp
      @karol-qx4hp 29 дней назад

      @@midloran hi

  • @Ronzerss
    @Ronzerss Месяц назад +440

    Ken is the type of Motivational Marvin to be nervous before starting a speech, sigh, rips the notes, and speaks from his heart

    • @proeuk3205
      @proeuk3205 Месяц назад +4

      Some of your komments are good but please get a life bro 🙏🙏🙏

    • @Ronzerss
      @Ronzerss Месяц назад +22

      @@proeuk3205keep hating lil pup

    • @tahsinbasit
      @tahsinbasit Месяц назад

      ​@@proeuk3205Mr. no fun here

    • @lev1athan763
      @lev1athan763 Месяц назад +3

      Ken would want us to spread hate, after all, every clash royale player is filled with it ​@@Ronzerss

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад

      @@lev1athan763 but our hate is different, it is wholesome in some ways

  • @abhinavsingh889
    @abhinavsingh889 Месяц назад +756

    3:12 Goblinstein threatens to let kids out basement

    • @The_Hist
      @The_Hist Месяц назад +3

      he’s giving them a chance to fly! it wasn’t a threat! it was a promise!

    • @madd4799
      @madd4799 Месяц назад +1

      @@The_Histyeah! he even swore to god!

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад

      I thought the feds already raided his basement

  • @Iturralde61
    @Iturralde61 Месяц назад +786

    Ken’s alcohol addiction is making him delusional 😭

  • @CriIp
    @CriIp Месяц назад +290

    Sometimes when Ken is about to lose, I hallucinate the Minecraft music because I think he’s gonna end the video

  • @tolis3553
    @tolis3553 Месяц назад +300

    0:00 Shut up bruh
    0:37 Spanish Ken
    1:27 Ken Stuttering
    1:57 Just put the fries in the bag bro
    3:10 Ken being ken
    3:22 He actually did that
    3:56 Depressed ken
    4:01 cap
    5:18 ken being ken pt2
    5:40 Wth Ken..
    6:17 Cap he loves it
    6:40 Chinese Ken
    6:50 Spoiler alert. He lost again
    10:08 Fake promise
    12:04 Ken dies

  • @flippydaflipper6698
    @flippydaflipper6698 Месяц назад +2610

    It’s all over the screen Ken

  • @CozyGoes
    @CozyGoes Месяц назад +437

    Wishing pregnancy on you bro stay blessed 🙏🙏🙏

    • @zingaboid
      @zingaboid Месяц назад +72

      why wish when you can help make it happen?

    • @proeuk3205
      @proeuk3205 Месяц назад +39

      ​@@zingaboidsigma mindset

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад +2

      Tugg Speedman already made it happen

  • @GM11_A
    @GM11_A Месяц назад +130

    Day 4
    Ken woke up groggy and disoriented, his head pounding from the six-pack he’d polished off last night. The empty beer cans scattered around the couch mocked him as sunlight streamed through the cracks in his blinds.
    It was 1 PM. He was already off to a bad start.
    His stomach growled, but when he opened the fridge, he found only the same expired milk and an old packet of ketchup. “Fantastic,” he muttered, slamming the door shut. He checked his bank app-$1.27. No food, no money. He sighed and sat back on the couch, staring blankly at his phone.
    He opened Clash Royale without thinking. The familiar music filled the room, and for a brief moment, it felt like the game might distract him. He queued for a match, clutching his phone like it was his lifeline.
    The first game was brutal. His opponent played a Hog Cycle deck, and Ken, flustered, wasted his Elixir trying to stop it. He lost in under two minutes.
    Frustrated, he tried again. Another loss. Then another. By the fifth loss in a row, Ken was shaking. He felt the walls closing in, the pressure mounting. His trophies were dropping fast, and he knew if he fell any lower, he’d be stuck in a lower tier where beginners mocked players like him for being “washed.”
    It wasn’t just the game that got to him. It was the thought of Tugg Speedman.
    Somewhere out there, Tugg was probably grinding his way to the top of the leaderboards, effortlessly dispatching opponents while managing a perfect, successful life. Ken couldn’t stop imagining Tugg streaming from a pristine gaming chair, smiling confidently at his adoring fans while casually throwing out lines like, “Losing is just an opportunity to learn.”
    Ken wanted to punch something. How could someone be so good at everything while he struggled just to survive?
    By 3 PM, his hunger had become unbearable. Desperate, Ken rummaged through his apartment, looking for spare change. He managed to scrounge up $3.12-just enough for a cheap loaf of bread from the corner store.
    The walk there felt like a parade of shame. He passed by a gym where guys who looked like Tugg Speedman were lifting weights and laughing with their friends. Their confidence and energy felt like a spotlight on everything Ken wasn’t.
    When he got back home, he sat down with the loaf of bread, eating it plain as he queued for another match. He promised himself he’d play smarter this time.
    For a brief moment, things were looking up. He won his next game with a decent counterpush and even got a “Well Played” from his opponent. It wasn’t much, but it felt like a win in more ways than one.
    Then the next match happened.
    The name popped up on the loading screen: TuggSpeedmanYT.
    Ken’s hands froze. It couldn’t be. It had to be someone impersonating him. Right?
    But the match started, and Ken immediately knew it was the real Tugg. The precision, the timing, the way Tugg shut down every one of Ken’s plays-it was like watching a pro dismantle an amateur in slow motion. Ken’s towers fell one by one, and the match ended with a flawless victory for Tugg.
    No emotes. No taunts. Just silence.
    Ken stared at the “Defeat” screen for what felt like hours. He could almost hear Tugg’s voice in his head: “Losing is an opportunity to grow.”
    By 9 PM, Ken was back at the liquor store, using his credit card to buy another six-pack he couldn’t afford. He drank in silence, staring at his phone.
    He thought about deleting the game again, but deep down, he knew he wouldn’t. The game was all he had, even if it was a constant reminder of how far he’d fallen.
    As he opened his fifth beer of the night, Ken whispered to himself, “Tomorrow will be different.”
    But he didn’t believe it.

  • @nottaibo
    @nottaibo Месяц назад +246

    6:39 he looks like he's actually in such an undescribable pain that's crazy

    • @richardk.8570
      @richardk.8570 Месяц назад +19

      He is NOT well guys

    • @virus92ita
      @virus92ita Месяц назад +15

      Ken is so relatable… each one of us went through this emotion

    • @nathanieloudyk8819
      @nathanieloudyk8819 Месяц назад +6

      Yeah that face is something of nightmares

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe Месяц назад +1

      Pedro pascal meme

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад

      seeing this comment and then the Day 4 comment below is just perfect

  • @BORZ-tb1
    @BORZ-tb1 Месяц назад +15

    Ken is the funniest content creator I’ve come across love all your vids brotha
    This is for your atrocious gameplay for today😊

    • @Fielith
      @Fielith Месяц назад +2

      WHy is noone replying dis

    • @bazah23
      @bazah23 Месяц назад

      Hilarious

  • @favray
    @favray Месяц назад +26

    This dudes mental health is a testament to what playing a frustrating children's game for an audience of NPCs everyday does to a man. Take a break bruh

  • @OmriP10
    @OmriP10 Месяц назад +26

    "It's all about clash in the end" - Ken
    Smarter than plato

  • @piC_Oiq
    @piC_Oiq Месяц назад +56

    What really works with you, Ken, is the consistency in making your videos similar. Since I discovered you like a month ago I have been watching lots of your videos and even watching videos from 8 months ago that pop up in my home page I don't feel that much of a difference and this surely gives you watchtime. Maybe as a creator, you don't like to hear this, but I swear that's what helps grow loyal subscribers.

  • @OiledUpHighlights
    @OiledUpHighlights Месяц назад +122

    I scanned through whole video he does NOT oil up like he did in “duchess buffed mortar” skip to 5:14

    • @howdoeatjerry3975
      @howdoeatjerry3975 Месяц назад +13

      we need to like your comments enough to where they're #1 on every video so whenever ken checks the comment section, the first thing he sees is oiled up highlights

    • @OiledUpHighlights
      @OiledUpHighlights Месяц назад

      @@howdoeatjerry3975 it happens sometimes, that’s enough for me

    • @proeuk3205
      @proeuk3205 Месяц назад

      Yes lmao ​@@howdoeatjerry3975

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад +1

      He's in denial about his past

  • @brin6494
    @brin6494 Месяц назад +5

    "Not a pyschopath, just an average Clash Royale player" gotta be one of Ken's best sentences

  • @skijjplayz401
    @skijjplayz401 Месяц назад +34

    Anyone else just stare at Ken the whole video and ignore the gameplay ❤

  • @Roronoazoro92006
    @Roronoazoro92006 Месяц назад +156

    0:00 electro wizard starts talking

    • @Matrixhun
      @Matrixhun Месяц назад +12

      12:04 electro wizard stops talking

    • @frostguy9293
      @frostguy9293 Месяц назад +2

      He yaps way too much

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад

      @@frostguy9293 Imagine Ken doing a silent Clash Royale video

  • @HandleHandle145
    @HandleHandle145 Месяц назад +4

    These videos just keep getting CRAZIER and CRAZIER, but I like it, we're getting to see more of Kens personality

  • @VveeImuri
    @VveeImuri Месяц назад +144

    Scottish goblinfreak starts yapping 0:00
    Scottish goblinfreak stops yapping 12:04

  • @MelonM_YT
    @MelonM_YT Месяц назад +11

    3:10 no amount of context can save bro 💀🙏

  • @bighillraft
    @bighillraft Месяц назад +99

    0:00 Pewdiepie starts yapping
    12:04 Pewdiepie stops yapping

  • @balintmoczar
    @balintmoczar Месяц назад +6

    2:28 bro casually goes in for an rg while a 30 elixir push is headed towards him

  • @Burza_Dante
    @Burza_Dante Месяц назад +19

    3:10 Goblinstein has a Freudian Slip

  • @geladeira4674
    @geladeira4674 Месяц назад +5

    Ty for uploading every day ken, it keeps me motivated to keep myself alive.

  • @azzdan3430
    @azzdan3430 Месяц назад +11

    Ken, Brad and OJ marvel rivals would be so peak

  • @Efsaaneh
    @Efsaaneh Месяц назад +22

    Ken's milkshake brings all the Tuggs to the yard

    • @richardk.8570
      @richardk.8570 Месяц назад +2

      Who up tugging their speedman rn??

    • @stelexy
      @stelexy Месяц назад +1

      And they're like, it's oilier than yours

    • @davidjefferson4941
      @davidjefferson4941 Месяц назад

      nice ERB reference

  • @Theprogresscatalogue
    @Theprogresscatalogue Месяц назад +55

    My cult welcomes all with open arms

    • @aushsnsnsj
      @aushsnsnsj Месяц назад +3

      where I have to sign

    • @MedievalDerp
      @MedievalDerp Месяц назад

      A cult!? Dont mind if i do

    • @Iabuyo
      @Iabuyo Месяц назад

      Join me and we can have sect

    • @user-yp7ke4et7o
      @user-yp7ke4et7o Месяц назад +2

      Will there be baddies?

    • @MedievalDerp
      @MedievalDerp Месяц назад

      @@user-yp7ke4et7o definitely, if there are none I will volunteer to be one

  • @somerandomcoolguy7416
    @somerandomcoolguy7416 Месяц назад +2

    Ken’s the type of guy to learn and grow from his experiences

  • @dypxl3405
    @dypxl3405 Месяц назад +25

    I love starting my daily edge session with daddy Ken

  • @khaelkugler
    @khaelkugler Месяц назад +4

    Close enough welcome back Felix

  • @TristanLevy-n6k
    @TristanLevy-n6k Месяц назад +1

    My favorite part is when Tugg Speedmam appeared and said " it's tugging time" and then tugged on the Johnson of a guy named Speedman

  • @JustCh33sy
    @JustCh33sy Месяц назад +1

    The orphan helicopter got me 🤣

  • @brunobudapesti2940
    @brunobudapesti2940 Месяц назад +1

    ken youre acc a great youtuber, i bearly watch youtubers consistently but ive watched all your videos. I literally rewatch old videos. Keep up the good work great content man

  • @Legitimatedelinquent
    @Legitimatedelinquent Месяц назад +2

    The important thing is that he remained calm

  • @bazah23
    @bazah23 Месяц назад +1

    5:24 bro always cooks with these😭🙏🏼

  • @metered3545
    @metered3545 Месяц назад +32

    Evo ice spirit glazing stops (watchable) at 11:52

    • @ctrlsyst
      @ctrlsyst Месяц назад +2

      watchable is crazy😭😭😭

  • @frostguy9293
    @frostguy9293 Месяц назад +49

    0:00 Golbin Speed Tugger Appears
    12:04 Golbin Speed Tugger Dies

    • @the417
      @the417 Месяц назад +2

      😐

    • @sev0p979
      @sev0p979 Месяц назад +3

      Npc comment

  • @kingkrool94
    @kingkrool94 Месяц назад +5

    Bro has yet to realize that Royal Chef works with beatdown decks

  • @richardk.8570
    @richardk.8570 Месяц назад

    00:02 Golinfreak thinks hes is Pewdiepie!😭😭
    peak comedy as usual, we love you Ken❤

  • @Moistwetwave
    @Moistwetwave Месяц назад +1

    That 3rd game was hilarious that had me in tears 😂

  • @ValhallaKombi
    @ValhallaKombi Месяц назад +4

    5:10 Did Ken thing Sparky actually connected? I can't tell from his reaction lol. The sparky didn't connect, The ram rider was just too OP

  • @Zay_Clorox
    @Zay_Clorox Месяц назад

    Your outro songs are always goated so many nostalgic bangers

  • @plyxi2254
    @plyxi2254 Месяц назад +9

    A week ago Ken admitted to be a killer. Now he's saying he is a prisoner ( 5:40 ) . I don't think we should still support this criminal murderer.

  • @onepotatoeyboi4518
    @onepotatoeyboi4518 Месяц назад

    Ken I'd just like to say I have enjoyed your content for a long time and I get a smile whenever I watch your videos, thank you Ken

  • @josue6131
    @josue6131 Месяц назад

    I laughed so much during this video like every 5-10 seconds thank you ken you cured my pain

  • @brokenigga
    @brokenigga Месяц назад +3

    Ken the type of guy to not place a royal giant in the pocket and lose

  • @vivid_bass
    @vivid_bass Месяц назад +1

    I love when ken tugs with super speed like a man

  • @rostok001
    @rostok001 Месяц назад +13

    0:00 John Freak Kennethy appears
    12:04 John Freak Kennethy dies

  • @albinomitch
    @albinomitch Месяц назад

    Ken's royal chef always fills me up to the brim

  • @iceandfrost5467
    @iceandfrost5467 Месяц назад

    Ken dialing in is like grandpa dialing his pacemaker.

  • @stephenallen2471
    @stephenallen2471 Месяц назад +1

    Don't you dare insult my beautiful evolved royal giant (love you ken)

  • @hamder4252
    @hamder4252 Месяц назад +1

    I don't think that youtube has better content than this

  • @thisfeatureissostupid
    @thisfeatureissostupid 27 дней назад

    goes royal giant in the back against pekka, e wiz, e drag, inferno drag

  • @Kaais8
    @Kaais8 Месяц назад +1

    Zoinks, this one really got me to on the edge of my seat Scoob!

  • @NateTheGrate8604
    @NateTheGrate8604 Месяц назад

    This guy is legitimately unhinged

  • @refreshedog4860
    @refreshedog4860 Месяц назад +1

    I used to be sober for 3 years now but you've inspired me to pick up the bottle again ken❤❤❤❤

  • @Doom2123
    @Doom2123 Месяц назад

    Thanks mate that was genuinely great to watch

  • @gaigeattack9691
    @gaigeattack9691 Месяц назад +1

    Not even 5 seconds in and I lost my edge streak

    • @SillySylas
      @SillySylas Месяц назад

      @@gaigeattack9691 you are def Ken’s number one follower

  • @62Dorra
    @62Dorra Месяц назад +3

    3:10 reasonable crashout

  • @DifferentChanges
    @DifferentChanges Месяц назад +1

    Alternate title: "The biggest losing streak ever uploaded on this channel."

  • @georgeund7533
    @georgeund7533 Месяц назад

    Glad to hear you’re enjoying my country. Would be interested to hear why you prefer it here so much more than your home country.

  • @Ronburgundy20
    @Ronburgundy20 Месяц назад

    “Sneak it by”😂 not a chance in hell

  • @DarcyParker-ot7mc
    @DarcyParker-ot7mc Месяц назад +1

    Ken is stuck between Scotland and Australia 😂

  • @annoyingimage
    @annoyingimage Месяц назад

    ken doesn't like royal chef ❌
    royal chef doesn't like ken ✅

  • @zuckdaddy1596
    @zuckdaddy1596 Месяц назад

    finished lvl 14ing the other tower troops just in time for them to be obsoleted. thanks, supercell!

  • @kimgss1
    @kimgss1 Месяц назад

    "Since I've been travelling, I've learned more about the world"
    Wow, such deep thoughts. Teach me, sensei!

  • @BlastSec
    @BlastSec Месяц назад

    Your videos have the best timing for me

  • @cactusman8980
    @cactusman8980 Месяц назад +22

    As soon as i opened the video Ken's face broke my edging streak and its now all over the walls, the curtains, the floor, EVERYTHING. THERES SO MUCH

  • @valx2654
    @valx2654 Месяц назад

    Ken is the type of guy to drink milk straight from the jug

  • @Ezra-4tf
    @Ezra-4tf Месяц назад

    nostalgia when he said "PEWWDIEPIE" 🗣🗣

  • @thomasthetank4058
    @thomasthetank4058 Месяц назад +8

    1:40 play geoguessr

  • @randomcuber6556
    @randomcuber6556 Месяц назад +1

    4:14 Diddy's last words

  • @Unbatedwharf23
    @Unbatedwharf23 Месяц назад

    ken has committed war crimes in crimea

  • @AndroEmu_Clips
    @AndroEmu_Clips Месяц назад

    Finally we have Australian pewdiepie before gta 6

  • @nosclick8911
    @nosclick8911 Месяц назад +1

    the chef is back
    6:39 I've so long for this moment

  • @donny30dirty
    @donny30dirty Месяц назад

    Royal chef cooked Ken's hairline

  • @Shadow-Presentations
    @Shadow-Presentations Месяц назад

    This is my best favourite video yet

  • @Maxidudi10
    @Maxidudi10 Месяц назад

    Bro either looks happy or depressive for the whole video

  • @therealwiiman
    @therealwiiman Месяц назад

    All jokes aside Ken, you're the only Clash Royale channel I still watch. Genuinely enjoy how real and honest you are. Keep up the good work and hope you're well

  • @megaknight270
    @megaknight270 Месяц назад

    Ken this is one of your best videos in a while

  • @Cai.Lifting
    @Cai.Lifting Месяц назад +2

    This young buck really knows how to clash 😊

  • @SheLuvsC-Los
    @SheLuvsC-Los Месяц назад

    Ken is fading, he’s fading fast

  • @pokesketcherandy
    @pokesketcherandy Месяц назад

    Top 10 anime betrayals, ROYAL GIANT

  • @DragoXArt
    @DragoXArt Месяц назад

    Pokémon black and white outro just gave me some nostalgia

  • @Typesh8t
    @Typesh8t Месяц назад

    the alcohol gon get to dangerous levels today

  • @edgarcastro6621
    @edgarcastro6621 Месяц назад

    I can't believe that goblinstein is partner in crime with the man from 1999.

  • @OfficialGalacticPrincess
    @OfficialGalacticPrincess Месяц назад

    the aslume hungers for ken and ken hungers for the aslume

  • @vauxcorsa
    @vauxcorsa Месяц назад

    i’ve been a top 0.1% viewer apparently according to the youtube recap so thanks for the stockholm syndrome simulator ken and have a good christmas and a happy new year in scotland

  • @bluedennis026
    @bluedennis026 Месяц назад +3

    2:37 Ken the type of guy that likes to be tucked in at night

  • @StarCheesy
    @StarCheesy 25 дней назад

    Bro fumbled his first game and then got hard countered twice 😭

  • @kaladinpaladin2668
    @kaladinpaladin2668 Месяц назад

    he looks so real and full of emotion even though he’s ai generated

  • @okayz380
    @okayz380 Месяц назад

    After whatching this video, I'm sure that Tugg Speedman and GigaGayCycle are proud Ken!

  • @evelrun
    @evelrun Месяц назад

    0:00 alcoholic start yapping
    11:52 alcoholic end yapping

  • @Luzions
    @Luzions Месяц назад +1

    I love when Ken grows

  • @purplecloud3494
    @purplecloud3494 Месяц назад +3

    Ken gives me chills

    • @Botmatics
      @Botmatics Месяц назад

      Don't use that name

  • @cameraman9900
    @cameraman9900 Месяц назад

    thank you, i laughed for 12 min straight. watching you lose every match you played today was truly amazing

  • @Tarnish.1
    @Tarnish.1 Месяц назад

    Love this dudes videos 🎉