My favorite part of the movie was when Maria died like twice but the hero kept killing people anyways, because they knew that the evil wasn’t truly gone. Filmmaking masterpiece.
This is the best movie I've seen on the Erdtree in the past couple of years, the characters, the dialogue, the fire damage, the hyperbolic time chamber, everything is just right. Flame guy with a burning hot vengeance is the greatest character of all time, truly a role model for young invaders.
The first time he said "I'll do it like this, and like that!" I knew he spoke the truth. I knew it in my heart. And then he got them like this, and like that, and I felt that my belief had paid off.
It's like that movie Memento. The hero doesn't remember repeatedly killing Maria. He's cursed to endlessly slay his foe and have no memory of it and therefore no satisfaction.
"Feel the flames of retribution" as the host gets cooked by the flaming golem is straight up art. Although that's a PvE kill, so you really should find these maria and Neonterra guys one more time just to be sure.
Ahh, the burning man build... Can we talk about that Vegeta impersonation? I need more of that. ....Vegeta, to Max Pain...to William Muney....this story arc of randomness is just *chef's kiss*
Those friendless weirdos in Drangleic sure are a strange bunch. Fortunately back in Lordran there are no strange vocal tics or anything like that shared among its inhabitants. None whatsoever. Heh.
after a long journey in search of power, full of peril, practice, FIRE, and fury, our hero finally got his revenge in a hot fart battle. The tale of our hero, truly, the story of all time.
Anyone that has ever played as Vergil in DMC knows for a fact that that true power only comes from pushing more than one button. Sometimes.. just sometimes.. you have to press TWO buttons
Checking one's compass while attempting to assess true north is inconsequential, considering that a compass would always show magnetic north. Yet the magnetism of the heart has lines much too wavy, and one's search to find the true north and its large pole can many a curved path take, there can be a whole lot of wobbling too, or were this not another one from the vault of Saint Tales.
It's really funny how you are so reasonable and the most levelheaded dude in some videos, and in other videos you just speak no sense for 25 minutes straight Lmao. And I love it lol
The only thing that tops this government-researched real-time voice hack on Timmy & Friends bit for me is the D&D Game Sit-In. But that's like comparing apples-oranges. -
idk if you realize this saint but at 8 minutes you already ran into maria and their phantom again. also max payne has a second and third game incase youu didn't know
Love your videos, I appreciate your kind of insane person commentary, I was wondering if you could share you build spread sheet at the end of your vids please, keep up the good work
"Sometimes a person becomes an evil guy"
Such profound words bring me to tears
My favorite part of the movie was when Maria died like twice but the hero kept killing people anyways, because they knew that the evil wasn’t truly gone. Filmmaking masterpiece.
Saint riot can talk for 25 min straight in a video and never say a single thing. Its a talent i envy.
ds2 npc writers were like "I don't think the first game made the parallels between hollowing and depression cartoonishly obvious enough"
You take that back you better take that back I dont want to hear you or anyone talk that way about ds2.
Im sorry friend I didnt mean to get angry at you, you are my best friend and secret lover.
Ds2 really is so goddamn depressing. First souls game I playrd
"Out in the night, snow fell like confetti over the Devil's parade. The storm was anything but over." - Max Pain
These impromptu voice-overs are pure gold, and you trying not to break character makes it even better.
This is the best movie I've seen on the Erdtree in the past couple of years, the characters, the dialogue, the fire damage, the hyperbolic time chamber, everything is just right. Flame guy with a burning hot vengeance is the greatest character of all time, truly a role model for young invaders.
Don’t forget the revengence
in all these years of Erdtree movies, this is by far the movie of all time
The best movie to come out of Erdtreewood in years.
I love how within 5 seconds of Saint beginning his tale of adventure and heroism you could tell it was gonna be one of THOSE videos
this is my favorite saint riot storyline. gripping all the way to the end. thank you for avenging my appalachian sisters 🤝
That's how they get down in the Kentucky prefecture
The first time he said "I'll do it like this, and like that!"
I knew he spoke the truth. I knew it in my heart. And then he got them like this, and like that, and I felt that my belief had paid off.
It's like that movie Memento. The hero doesn't remember repeatedly killing Maria. He's cursed to endlessly slay his foe and have no memory of it and therefore no satisfaction.
"Feel the flames of retribution" as the host gets cooked by the flaming golem is straight up art. Although that's a PvE kill, so you really should find these maria and Neonterra guys one more time just to be sure.
hard fart victory.
Now I understand where pyromancy comes from.
The Sam Rami handheld pov tentacle arm shot IS the best part of Spiderman 2
"The invade is the hero"
So philosophical
That burn, o flame read at 9:50 where you predicted the host jumping to the platform was golden
Ahh, the burning man build...
Can we talk about that Vegeta impersonation?
I need more of that.
....Vegeta, to Max Pain...to William Muney....this story arc of randomness is just *chef's kiss*
This commentary is hilarious, how it bounces between serious to sacastic to just straight up senseless. A hard fart victory 😂
Those friendless weirdos in Drangleic sure are a strange bunch.
Fortunately back in Lordran there are no strange vocal tics or anything like that shared among its inhabitants.
None whatsoever.
Heh.
Best movie I have ever seen. Gotta watch this at the Erdtree this Thursday
after a long journey in search of power, full of peril, practice, FIRE, and fury, our hero finally got his revenge in a hot fart battle. The tale of our hero, truly, the story of all time.
Saint sermon on vengeance
There can never be enough
The rambling man videos go from government spy equipment for gammers to sam rainy spidermans uncle ben....
After the painful struggle always comes the hard fart victory.
-Saint Tzu, probably
Whatever that OST is, it goes hard af lol
Anyone that has ever played as Vergil in DMC knows for a fact that that true power only comes from pushing more than one button. Sometimes.. just sometimes.. you have to press TWO buttons
I love tuning out halfway through a Sane Ryan video, only to tune back as he's lauding Sam Raimi's Spiderman 2 with zero context.
We need to talk about Maria
Checking one's compass while attempting to assess true north is inconsequential, considering that a compass would always show magnetic north. Yet the magnetism of the heart has lines much too wavy, and one's search to find the true north and its large pole can many a curved path take, there can be a whole lot of wobbling too, or were this not another one from the vault of Saint Tales.
That play at 14:40 was fresh as hell
Someone should stream Max Payne 1 & 2 if they're so great
Got a crumb of Joe Bon Skeeter best day of my life
I like to think that the hidden message of this story is for each individual invader to find their own flame that drives them forward
Thus ends the winter of his discontent.
the burn o flame on the crystal tunnel roof was beautiful. Chef's Kiss
That was a good Vengarl impression. 10/10
This was genuinely entertaining for me. I enjoyed the movie. Finally the syndicate have fallen
*DELVE IN THIS DARK ABYSS*
*FATHOMLESS EMPTINESS*
*TILL THE KISS OF FIRE ENFOLDS YOU*
- Find The Flame lyrics
Fucking love that OST
truly one of the tales of all time
It's really funny how you are so reasonable and the most levelheaded dude in some videos, and in other videos you just speak no sense for 25 minutes straight Lmao. And I love it lol
And thats when they learned about invincibility on invaders
that was such a beautiful movie about maria and the syndicate and the invaders revengeance
Some people watch Saint_Riot for the PvP, I watch him for the top tier Storytelling and amazing character arcs 💯
"You know every Dark Souls 2 NPC is that sort of desperate, friendless weirdo". So the kind of person a DS2 enjoyer can relate to.
Forgot how much I love the Daughters of Chaos OST
The only thing that tops this government-researched real-time voice hack on Timmy & Friends bit for me is the D&D Game Sit-In. But that's like comparing apples-oranges.
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I like how it started as a story about the invasion and it slowly devolved into an in depth analysis of the Sam Raimi Spiderman Trilogy
The fire and music really makes this feel like a revenge arc for Clive Rosfield in Elden Ring lol. Character even looks like him a little.
Saint has gotten his claws on that FF16 bgm and it is feeling really good. Nice.
This was really funny. Had me quit playing so I could pay better attention, even started it over. Well done sr. Liked and subd. 👽👍
I literally started crying laughing when saint was talking about frumy dumpy's corpse😂😂😂
One has to love the jump to the invisible bridge at 10:55. Pure chutzpah, saint.
Love Saint riot vids cause it’s 2 whole different experiences watching vs listening
Straight up a DS1 Backstab. Eldenring is truly the final evolution of Souls PvP.
Yeah, backstabs finally work again
They finally patched them backstaphs
Wow, this is perfect! I was trying to find something to fall asleep to :D
Ssint's displeasure of DS2 NPCs rivals his displeasure of Berserk... If not greater...
best parts of this?
the stereotypical mindless RoB spam
and the O, flame! turn and burn oneshots
oh and the commentary of course
Easily one of my favorite videos of your. I appreciate the theatrics and drama. "Talkn' bout that Kakarot" slayed me.
As a DS2 enjoyer I can confirm 50% of all NPCs you can talk to are tsunderes for some reason
Great content
3:35 damn this is pretty good VA saint 👏👏👏
finally with the evil syndicate defeated we can all watch spiderman 2 every thursday til the end of time
Saint is a Max Payne enjoyer. Based
Greatest story ever told!
That triumphant music B)
Lmao the beginning intro tho 🎉
Absolute cinema
Came for the invasion clips, stayed for the Sam Raimi enjoyers
elmo brian
3:10 Of course we are fans of those, we watch your channel!
...Sorry, couldn't let the opportunity pass by.
bro is the king of yapping
My compass points due north. Still waiting for that hard fart victory
this one was amazing saint thank you
amazing rambling!
where can i sign up for these thursday erdtree movie nights???
i wish i would get these awesome epic invasions! Instead i get people running from me, afk farmers, high latency ganks, etc...
Peak Cinema
hes so good he got revenge twice
Saint Scorsese fr
24:07 What is that thing coming from bottom of the screen to Hero's hand?
what a wild ride that was 🤣
That’s art people!
4:58 that’s them again lol
idk if you realize this saint but at 8 minutes you already ran into maria and their phantom again. also max payne has a second and third game incase youu didn't know
they were also the third invasion at 4:28 lol
Love your videos, I appreciate your kind of insane person commentary, I was wondering if you could share you build spread sheet at the end of your vids please, keep up the good work
i feel like the reason i enjoy DS2 so much is because i am a desperate friendless weirdo myself. i find a bit of comradery with the NPCs lmfao
I can't wait for the Max Payne remake so excited. hopefully Rockstar doesnt mess it up like the GTA Trilogy :C
24:11 The amount of heals this guy uses is sickening.
3:39
Wh-??
DARK SOULS: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION?????
wonder how ole Dumpy is doing
Honestly a little anticlimactic ending, guess Saint pulled a studio Gainax and blew the budget on the middle portion of the production.
What they nEeEeEeeeEeeed
Elden Ring Remake? Seriously? Who needed that??
Instant sub cows poop magic sent me
The revenge was kind of anti-climactic, do to our hero becoming so strong.
How high do you upgrade weapons for lvl 80 invasions?
+17/+7
Thanks babe@@Basidus258
What soundtrack is this
Whats your fashion?
Hard fart victory.
No Sayne NO! This is no honour. If you were real honour you would not be red and killing
wait what