There's something oddly wholesome and hilarious to Fyrus saying "Atta boys" to fail and desbug murdering. The father-murderous alien sons relationship here is perfection.
Hi. You may be wondering, “how are you commenting HOURS before it came out?” No it wasn’t a early access member thing, but instead it just got leaked. How so? Well lets just say a certain boat showed us the first 14 mins of the video in a stream and may have accidentally leaked the url.
The whole kermit thing reminds me of when my friends took over a VR chat level and convinced eberyone to be Kermit, and we ran around screaming "CULT OF KERMIT!" We started a discord for it.
2:52 reminds of a German proverb, which basically the German equivalent to "Give them an inch and they'll take you a mile." It basically translates as "Give them a finger and they'll take your whole hand."
You see Perry, when I was a little boy, I would always lose in Among Us. Wether I was the first imposter to be ejected or the first crewmate to die, I would always lose.
At this point, every time I see a new failboat video is out I just start laughing and asking myself "can this day get any better?" These videos are actually the highlights of my day. 😁
That second game is basically the opening to most D&D campaigns. (Wandering adventurers encounter a goddess or something after some supernatural event, or dying)
I DID IT, I got here whilst it was unlisted, Failboat showed the URL for this video, It's going to be great for whomever watches it after it's released.
""""wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old"- Commenter"- A person who dislikes too much salt" - Why are we doing this?" - Why not? I mean, we don’t have anything better to do.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny & Friends - Among Us Perfect Comedic Timing](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/pQTnZDzzOWY/mqdefault.jpg)
'Kermit the frog is about to say a profanity' is genuinely the most threatening statement I have ever heard.
I was about to go into the dang bomb shelter
Heh
@@Marfa1818 bruh I was gonna go to the moon because of how scary that was
same
I recently saw a video that’s just Kermit shouting *Security! Come get this nasty motherflocker!* and I loved it
There's something oddly wholesome and hilarious to Fyrus saying "Atta boys" to fail and desbug murdering. The father-murderous alien sons relationship here is perfection.
yes, i agree. it was very touching :>
Proud father moment
@@crockoclock *(wipes away tear)*
Honestly Fyrus would say that even if this was in real life
@@cosmox1x this is so cursed but also makes sense
I really hope that everyone else heard Fail's cry of "No! Fatherrrr" as he was yeeted into the abyss at 16:31
it was too good
And sad
@@reee-xm6wc how.
11:35 Nogla: “Can that item be my dignity?”
Literally everyone who has seen 2 minutes of a Failboat video: *”We don’t do that here”*
If you ever watch a vanoss vid you will see he never had any
what was that part even a reference to?
I'm surprised no one else is talking about this line
"Yeah sorry you lost that long ago it has to be something new" that's so savage
Dignity? Don't know her
1:59 reject humanity, return to Kermit
Lol
“Kermit the Frog is about to say a profanity.”
True
Areyousupercereal explained in one sentence
I do like how this was handled, and I feel like it can be done for interactions that wouldn't work if censored. Good test run.
Yeah lol
That's the second thing that has scared Sasuke since his brother got ooofed
I already knew that Boat followed a bunch of VTubers on Twitter, but seeing him with a Pekora avatar was incredibly surreal
He also comments on some of the Vtuber clips I've seen
Im sorry, he follows
*W H A T*
On youtube?
Rule #1 of sneak-peeking videos: Don’t leak the URL.
Earthbound intensifies
THAT’S why there are so many early comments.
@@TentaCole wait haven’t I seen you somewhere else
@@horizontalpilotcommand Yeah, I’m on a lot of different people’s channels.
I saw him on Bald Guys stream
Fyrus, Des and Fail are a family now, I want that to remain canon to the VR experience.
The fact that Failboat was using a waifu costume before everyone gathering creates some *interesting* questions.
Yeaaaaahhhhhh
maybe he just liked it wdym
"Father protect me I have witnessed a corpse"
Hi. You may be wondering, “how are you commenting HOURS before it came out?” No it wasn’t a early access member thing, but instead it just got leaked. How so? Well lets just say a certain boat showed us the first 14 mins of the video in a stream and may have accidentally leaked the url.
That chicken says otherwise
XD
Failboat Struggle Tweets moment.
Ahhhh, now I understand
bigbrain time
I like how the first segment is called “subscribe to become Kermit”
Well it's true, I'm Kermit now
Luckily, I subbed to Dan at a different video.
10:37 This moment is so perfect, considering Jules's Mario 64 arc.
I don't know anything about Jules. What does this mean?
You know it's a good day when Failboat uploads.
You know it’s a day when the sun is out.
Yes
*yes*
Unlike his name, the video never fails
He posts a lot and streams more of course
*Desbug kills
Everyone: Its Failboat
Failboat: it's not me
*votes him off
Failboat: FATHER NOOO
Not funny didn't laugh
@@SNESpaghetti same
@@SNESpaghetti okay no need to comment
I asked my doctor if Kermit Cursing was right for me. She said no. She then referred me to a psychologist to heal the trauma that I had endured.
69th like noice
The whole kermit thing reminds me of when my friends took over a VR chat level and convinced eberyone to be Kermit, and we ran around screaming "CULT OF KERMIT!"
We started a discord for it.
I love this comment
I prefer the squid ward cult
failboat sees kermits 2 twins and gets confused
failbiat: *Now theres 3 idiots*
edit: he became kermit
we're all kermit deep down.
@AADEN FISHER yes
@AADEN FISHER *failbiat* is Failboat's evil twin, the one who uses the astronaut model 80% of the time
0:13 I think it amazing that Failboat would go around VRchat disguised as Usada Pekora
2:52 reminds of a German proverb, which basically the German equivalent to "Give them an inch and they'll take you a mile." It basically translates as "Give them a finger and they'll take your whole hand."
"Eat my fingers so that way they may heal yours" failboat 2020
2:26 this is when I joined the stream, realize that it still said hat in time mods so I was um... very surprised and honestly scared
Same dude
@Lucia S thank you
3:30 Perry the platypus?
What are you doing in a suit?
The Sabotage-Inator
You see Perry, when I was a little boy, I would always lose in Among Us. Wether I was the first imposter to be ejected or the first crewmate to die, I would always lose.
I felt legit felt happy when Boat was protecting Fyrus. True friendship.
We might get hidden for our early antics, but where’s the fun in laying back and not commenting?
lmfao
_Yeeeaahhh,_ you know what it's all about!
*"Wouldn't you like to know Weatherboy"*
I've been dead for 7 years. - OctolingHacker
Well I must say
Thats a pretty good voice for a Ghost
Wait what
13 hours ago???
Nvm just heard about the leak
Based on her Q&A video, she's currently 9 years old, which means she'd have died at age 2.
@@calebmurray4438 failboat leaked the URL by accident
Pause exactly at 0:14.
This is proof that Failboat is hiding his true weeb nature.
SCP foundation. A FELLOW WEEB! JOIN US DANIEL
11:36 "My dignity"
"I'm sorry you lost that a long time ago"
"Warning: Kermit the frog is about to say a swear. All children must find immediate shelter." -- Failboat 2020
That one part sounds kinda like a cult chant.
"EAT MY FINGERS AND BECOME A KERMIT. EAT MY FINGERS AND BECOME A KERMIT."
The crackhead energy in this video is exactly what I needed this morning
I remember this from Failboat’s most recent stream!
And I love that thumbnail.
Everybody gangsta until Jimbei does the floss in Among Us
Failboat's neighbors are deeply concerned with his slow decent into insanity
Failboat and Daithi in the same video is a blessed sight I never thought I’d live to see, thank you boat for the blessing
Desbug's Kermit voice is spot-on!
16:03 Top ten anime deaths
When he said "Let me grab your finger, Jinbe." I felt that
Who wants to trigger his PTSD?
**Clears throat**
*"Hey there Danana what's it like in New York city-"*
The plotline of Fyrus having two murderer children was more compelling than most movies I’ve seen
I think we are the only ones that aren't know who failboat is...
20% of the comments: about the video
80% of the comments: talking about how failboat handed them the url on a silver platter
I've seen it a bit already in the stream yesterday, but I'm gonna watch the whole thing again because it's 👌
the stream wasn't yesterday, it was two months ago
@Videofreak 999 Nice you found a lier
“He’s not Mario I’m Mario”
“WHA-“
At this point, every time I see a new failboat video is out I just start laughing and asking myself "can this day get any better?" These videos are actually the highlights of my day. 😁
I’m surprised that this video doesn’t start with a *You wake up.*
😂😂 or or "THE PROBLEM"
thats only for animal crossing vids
When I saw boat sit down in the dead lobby for the first time I thought he was Igor and he was going to say "Welcome to My Velvet Room"
Never in my life did I think weegee the god would eat Kermit failboats fingers
But god was it hilarious
10:34 “A he’s not Mario I’m Mario”
“AHHHH”
ah the Konosuba reference
I see, you are a man of culture
That second game is basically the opening to most D&D campaigns. (Wandering adventurers encounter a goddess or something after some supernatural event, or dying)
Pekora to Kermit? So this is evolution. The Kermit virus seems to be stronger than the Pekora Virus.
Ha↗️Ha↘️Ha↗️Ha↘️Ha↗️Ha↘️
Fail: EAT MY FINGERS AND BECOME KERMIT
meanwhile hacker is floating menacingly in the background
Not gonna lie, I think Desbug could do a really good Kermit impression
I just love the sentence, *”KERMIT THE FROG IS ABOUT TO SAY A PROFANITY.”*
This is a weird episode of the Muppet Show
*portal opens*
Fail : oh the portal
*misses the portal*
*awkward silence then a lip smack*
Boat : I tHiNk I mIsSeD iT
It's all great until you realize the captain of your ship is actually the imposter.
Bruh why do I find you everywhere
The everywhere trio
Christiphor moon
Justin y
Korporal k reep
10:36 "Ive been wanting to do this for a long time" *Kills Mr Super Mario*
My phone: almost dead
Me: time to speedrun failboat's newest video
my favorite aesthetic is failboat saying "shh" and putting his hand gently to someones face to establish dominance
Failboat was Pekora at the start. I see he’s a man of culture as well
Dude. That fucking background music is so goddamn nostalgic.
*Luigi won't beat ME at DSLite Picture Poker*
“Hello, Peko.” From anyone besides Pekora is weird.
I’m loving Desbug being a Kermit
15:31
WHY DID FYRUS TAKE US TO MINECRAFT
Wait this was uploaded on my birthday?
*This was the greatest present I have ever received in my life time.*
10:49 Everything about this part of the video killed me! XD
Was that isekai section a reference to an actual anime? if so, what anime? :o i'm curious :o
@@saplingarcher7713 IDK!!! All I know is that that part of the video is hilarious!
That isekai joke when he said that he wanted his dignity but boat said that he lost that a long time ago was just too funny.
12:45 Questioning your existence be like:
10:30 Who knew this bit would end up just being the 2023 Mario movie mario? The future is weird
Fail it’s time to wake up
Octo’s been dead for 7 years
You have to move on
Daithi De Nogla with Failboat!? Thats trippy
16:31, Top 10 anime betrayals.
8:33 Cool. Miitopia victory music.
9:57 I guess you could call him a FIREBUG AHHAA
😂 that was good. How you doing btw man?
@@squiddo_17 Tired. You?
@@pambardini46 just busy between classes and other stuff. Also we should probably move to discord DMs lol. Don't wanna clog up comments.
What’s a firebug
8:33 ah yes miitopia, the best place to get music from.
5:15 Gets me Everytime
10:33
“Yeah, wahoo”
“Hey he’s not Mario I’m Mario”
“Whoa”
This has to be my favorite bit of the video
Konpeko konpeko konpeko!
HA↗️HA↘️HA↗️HA↘️HA
13:25
That hits hard...
Where girls cried: titanic
Where boys cried: 16:00
FINNNNNAAAAALLLLLLY YOU MADE CONTENT OUT OF ALL THE STEAMS FOR IT GOOD JOB
The title before: "Among us... i think?"
oddly wholesome family dynamic: murderer toddlers and their loving, forgiving father.
we did it boys, boat is now in the hololive rabbit hole. We saw pakora. We saw pekora boat.
Why did the "adda boy" just warm the dark crevices of my heart?
You may be wondering how we got here. We shouldnt be answering the questions here
Pure Evil does describe Hacker well
Earlierer squad
er er
NOTHING couldve prepared me for the scene at 5:14
XDD
BUNGER
i agree
@@as0mn he makes a great point, doesn’t he?
BUNGER
this is an underrated gem
the title before was: “among us... but real?”
Emo Pekora, the keeper of the gates of isekai
I DID IT, I got here whilst it was unlisted, Failboat showed the URL for this video, It's going to be great for whomever watches it after it's released.
"hacker has been dead for 7 years"
well according to herself she's exactly 7 years
11:57 On a scale of weegee to hacker, how do u feel right now?
My Man was rocking that Pekora skin!
"wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old
""wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old"- Commenter
true
''''"wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old"- Commenter"- A person who dislikes too much salt
"wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old"- Commenter"- "A person who dislikes too much salt" - Why are we doing this?
""""wOW FiRsT" - 9 Yr Old"- Commenter"- A person who dislikes too much salt" - Why are we doing this?" - Why not? I mean, we don’t have anything better to do.
0:13 is that the famous usagi?!?! Oh yeah, I remember fail retweeted a Korone clip