Soviet March 1979

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  • Опубликовано: 15 фев 2018
  • Red Alert 3 - Soviet March
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @lennytheburger
    @lennytheburger 5 лет назад +27544

    america in the 1980s: haha funky hair
    Russia in the 1980s:

    • @victorcharlie4563
      @victorcharlie4563 5 лет назад +1297

      @Rico haha strong army lost to farmers :3

    • @sptfire8020
      @sptfire8020 5 лет назад +520

      Victor Charlie So did Russia against Afghanistan and much more worse

    • @kozesthic794
      @kozesthic794 5 лет назад +413

      @@victorcharlie4563 dare you tell that shit to a vietnam vet and put a ":3" face.

    • @victorcharlie4563
      @victorcharlie4563 5 лет назад +142

      @@sptfire8020well, i did not talk about Soviet Red Army :)

    • @victorcharlie4563
      @victorcharlie4563 5 лет назад +107

      @@kozesthic794 wtf are talking about? :) i'm VNese bro :) and i only told that to who are not VNese, just for fun :v

  • @hoodlum4443
    @hoodlum4443 4 года назад +5751

    *villager gets attacked*
    Iron Golems:

    • @dockyard1797
      @dockyard1797 4 года назад +70

      LOL this is way too underrated!

    • @RenarchSoldier40
      @RenarchSoldier40 4 года назад +7

      hyena star ikr

    • @hoodlum4443
      @hoodlum4443 4 года назад +75

      @Finnish Nationalist When you attack a villager in Minecraft, Iron Golems chase and attack you, just like the Soviets.

    • @louisee3174
      @louisee3174 4 года назад +3

      Players: attack them with 4 adachment diamond sword and diamond armour

    • @averageperson8274
      @averageperson8274 4 года назад +9

      I wish I could spawn that many golems

  • @ejayrivera2994
    @ejayrivera2994 4 года назад +5101

    Princess: *starts singing*
    Every animal with a 50 mile radius:

  • @swaggingshark4420
    @swaggingshark4420 2 года назад +1054

    You can always hear the lyrics even if they're not present. That's how powerful it is...

    • @EyesonEnforcement911
      @EyesonEnforcement911 2 года назад +25

      This song is from Red Alert 3 LOl

    • @CCCP-2934
      @CCCP-2934 2 года назад +9

      Слава Советской Армии !
      ruclips.net/video/CAutQJ004bQ/видео.html

    • @user-tp5hp8yq7l
      @user-tp5hp8yq7l Год назад +5

      слава советской армии!!
      ruclips.net/video/hSRinThgtR0/видео.html

    • @Joe-rx2lq
      @Joe-rx2lq Год назад +4

      @@EyesonEnforcement911 no its the fucking soviet march of the ussr in 1945 victory day

    • @StalinistSoviet
      @StalinistSoviet Год назад +1

      слава советской армии
      ruclips.net/video/hSRinThgtR0/видео.html

  • @LeeRenthlei
    @LeeRenthlei Год назад +755

    The uniforms, the song, the parade and those beautiful trench coats. It was perfect.

    • @StalinistSoviet
      @StalinistSoviet Год назад +12

      слава советской армии!!
      ruclips.net/video/hSRinThgtR0/видео.html

    • @flipflop4396
      @flipflop4396 Год назад +8

      Too bad its was only on paper...

    • @Ravenlord79
      @Ravenlord79 Год назад +8

      Glad that Finland got indipendet from tsar empire, and manage save itself agains several times against soviet invastion attempts.

    • @TheAlien729
      @TheAlien729 Год назад +2

      @@Ravenlord79 Apparently, the Empire should not have created such a country, so as not to create a lot of problems for descendants later.
      And how did it "manage to escape from the Soviet invasion"?
      Simply, Finland in gratitude for the creation... Finland. I have always been against Russia/the USSR and have always been on the losing side...

    • @markuswagner1857
      @markuswagner1857 Год назад +6

      Russia’s Army was amazing at that time ❤

  • @casluu0089
    @casluu0089 4 года назад +12849

    How teachers want us to leave school in a fire

    • @SabresPoint
      @SabresPoint 4 года назад +261

      So true

    • @cesartavarezcorp.7959
      @cesartavarezcorp.7959 4 года назад +281

      Hahahaha fucken true... if there is a fire I would run out...

    • @muamer9704
      @muamer9704 4 года назад +99

      @@cesartavarezcorp.7959 that is good way to go out,but I know better one-through window(if classrom has them)

    • @cesartavarezcorp.7959
      @cesartavarezcorp.7959 4 года назад +83

      @@muamer9704 depends... first floor yes, 2and and up no

    • @muamer9704
      @muamer9704 4 года назад +52

      @@cesartavarezcorp.7959 well,if you want to live even that is not a lot

  • @CatFIB
    @CatFIB 3 года назад +3576

    Russia Family: We Gonna Trip To Germany
    Grandpa:

    • @f.b.i9524
      @f.b.i9524 2 года назад +160

      Grandpa gets the kv2 and the mosin nagant, or ak47

    • @spiko-ou3bp
      @spiko-ou3bp 2 года назад +25

      😂😂😂

    • @ak-ri9iw
      @ak-ri9iw 2 года назад +30

      Underrated

    • @TheDiamondFish
      @TheDiamondFish 2 года назад +61

      @@f.b.i9524 ak47 wasn’t invented in ww2 (1939-1945) nor operation Barbarossa (1941-1945) it was invented in 1947

    • @coolduck8176
      @coolduck8176 2 года назад +10

      @@TheDiamondFish true

  • @ksans3441
    @ksans3441 Год назад +27

    For 1979, the camera quality is great.

  • @ESTALICO-rq6cq
    @ESTALICO-rq6cq Год назад +87

    Soviet Union
    Population:286,730,819
    Total military:41,235,000
    Tanks:55,000
    AFV:24,000
    Airforce:12,581
    Artillery:42,000
    Navy:1,057
    Nuke:45,000
    GDP:$210.B
    Land mass:22,400,000km2
    Economy:2nd
    Available military:92,345,764

    • @kyrgyz6980
      @kyrgyz6980 28 дней назад +2

      GDP 2,7T 1989. rank 2 economy world after Usa , Millitary rank 1

    • @Lucky9172
      @Lucky9172 23 дня назад

      @@kyrgyz6980 What was the GDP for America? That time

    • @garrarm
      @garrarm 17 дней назад +1

      Что за не правильная статистика, в Советской Армии было около 3,000,000 трёх миллионов солдат, а не выдуманные 41,235,000. 🤦‍♂️

    • @mryellow9655
      @mryellow9655 16 дней назад

      ​@@garrarm Send your source

  • @anonymousstout4759
    @anonymousstout4759 5 лет назад +4136

    Nobody
    RUclips recommendation: Soviet March in 1979

  • @nuclearwinter391
    @nuclearwinter391 3 года назад +6167

    Not gonna lie, this beat is fire.

    • @stickymumin4384
      @stickymumin4384 3 года назад +168

      It’s soviet march from red alert 3

    • @parkyoungjin598
      @parkyoungjin598 3 года назад +16

      lie > l WE e

    • @Sugam098
      @Sugam098 3 года назад +60

      It's My ringtone!!

    • @awadoo4503
      @awadoo4503 3 года назад +33

      It's made by americans XD

    • @Sugam098
      @Sugam098 3 года назад +11

      @Atharva Deo It is unbelievable right😂😂

  • @mrnoobgamerhd
    @mrnoobgamerhd 2 года назад +73

    Can we just take a moment to realize how symmetrical they are marching

  • @user-gc7sr4wt7g
    @user-gc7sr4wt7g Год назад +424

    Слава Армии СССР!!!!

    • @Bob-kw1mi
      @Bob-kw1mi Год назад

      Fuck you soviet KGB shit and Soviet Union shit

    • @user-gc7sr4wt7g
      @user-gc7sr4wt7g Год назад

      @@Bob-kw1mi Fuck you shit and stuped CIA and fucking Shit USA

    • @ilmatar6608
      @ilmatar6608 Год назад +2

      Ukraine stomping Russia and the USSR doesn't exist anymore 😂

    • @sergeizakaev5704
      @sergeizakaev5704 Год назад +10

      ​@@ilmatar6608 Russia winning in Ucraine,stoping NATO

    • @ilmatar6608
      @ilmatar6608 Год назад

      @@sergeizakaev5704 LMAOOOOOO
      How does it feel having to throw out hilarious BS like this in order to make yourself feel better about the debacle Russia is experiencing? 😂😂🤣

  • @chroniquesJDR
    @chroniquesJDR 4 года назад +2147

    Me : *Win at the lottery*
    My family :

  • @Tony-nj9de
    @Tony-nj9de 3 года назад +7646

    coronavirus * enters my body*
    my immune system:

  • @longestbaba7
    @longestbaba7 10 месяцев назад +16

    I blasted this in the White House. Now it’s the Red House.

  • @ISkaVderA
    @ISkaVderA 7 месяцев назад +30

    Служил в русской армии, но мечтаю служить в Советской Армии. Всем мира!!!

  • @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69
    @ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69 3 года назад +677

    Summer: **Exist**
    Mosquitos:

  • @DefnotKaisey
    @DefnotKaisey 3 года назад +1874

    Google how to stop a bully: tell the teacher
    Bing:

    • @tedyi8588
      @tedyi8588 3 года назад +50

      stopping western bullies

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 года назад +9

      @@tedyi8588 we aren’t bullies though

    • @acanadiancapitalist2107
      @acanadiancapitalist2107 3 года назад +4

      @@vaporwave-man no. It will be crushed

    • @PanzerPwange
      @PanzerPwange 3 года назад +3

      IT'S WAR AAAAAAAAAAA

    • @DefnotKaisey
      @DefnotKaisey 3 года назад +15

      @@tedyi8588 boi I can bully anyone who gonna stop me eu they are not close to my power even if they try they have to fight the winter

  • @enderstergaming7710
    @enderstergaming7710 Год назад +172

    🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥🛠🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥
    Слава , Советского Союза , Товарищи !!!🚩

    • @PodridoAbsurdo
      @PodridoAbsurdo Год назад +3

      Shut up. Viva la patria.

    • @vietnamese_guy
      @vietnamese_guy 3 месяца назад +3

      🔥🗿

    • @vietnamese_guy
      @vietnamese_guy 3 месяца назад +4

      @@PodridoAbsurdowhat the

    • @udkos8568
      @udkos8568 2 месяца назад

      are you a shit ?@@PodridoAbsurdo

    • @user-lo3vr6zu3p
      @user-lo3vr6zu3p 2 месяца назад

      🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⭐🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🛠️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 USSR

  • @agmand9501
    @agmand9501 10 месяцев назад +20

    No soy comunista pero hay que admitir que los comunistas si tienen estilo para las marchas

  • @raulmartinez4780
    @raulmartinez4780 4 года назад +1021

    Me: *I leave my girlfriend*
    My friends:

    • @Mayank-mf7xr
      @Mayank-mf7xr 4 года назад +16

      brosb4hoes

    • @nyl0n733
      @nyl0n733 4 года назад +23

      What is this mysterious creature called a girlfriend? I have heard of it many times before but I just don't know what it is, so many people claim to have one but then they just bring out a female human, sure she looks nice but whats a girlfriend?

    • @oben9
      @oben9 4 года назад +7

      My Russian girlfriend hate Soviet times in communisim. When I want to make her mad i play this march

    • @user-xm4zu3ur1b
      @user-xm4zu3ur1b 4 года назад +2

      Ахахах, представляю, на танках ))09)))

    • @cao2391
      @cao2391 4 года назад +5

      She's now our girlfriend ☭

  • @hrlhinczykk
    @hrlhinczykk 4 года назад +2406

    One Girl go to school toilet.
    Other Girls:

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 года назад +47

      Don’t get it go to gulag

    • @peggyfranzen6159
      @peggyfranzen6159 4 года назад

      In archery?

    • @t.h
      @t.h 4 года назад +11

      IPokéTrainerMIN *s h o o l*

    • @WindowsXPMapping1
      @WindowsXPMapping1 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, because of his grammar, it's school and not shool, but still that feels true

    • @WindowsXPMapping1
      @WindowsXPMapping1 4 года назад +1

      @@honest1172 oh... ok, I don't know alot of things ok

  • @loneranger4469
    @loneranger4469 Месяц назад +4

    USSR...we miss you..
    The world needs you.

  • @solanummelongena443
    @solanummelongena443 2 года назад +26

    I began from Russian hardbass and now i am here

    • @silviapatkolova3867
      @silviapatkolova3867 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @CCCP-0917
      @CCCP-0917 2 года назад +2

      Слава Вооружённым Силам СССР!
      ruclips.net/video/CAutQJ004bQ/видео.html

    • @iluxazapolsky5877
      @iluxazapolsky5877 3 месяца назад +1

      Вот тебя жизнь помотала

  • @samaelthelightbringer
    @samaelthelightbringer 3 года назад +2572

    Me: **accidentally hit a zombie pigman**
    The entire Nether dimension:

  • @dipanjanhore9880
    @dipanjanhore9880 2 года назад +15

    I wish you people will bring those glory again.....Uraaa
    Big love from India🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @iks2996
    @iks2996 Год назад +15

    People: What a beautiful summer!
    *Clouds:*

  • @nexusthesylveon4727
    @nexusthesylveon4727 5 лет назад +712

    Me: *Open a bags full of chips*
    Everyone in my class:

  • @jashmodi
    @jashmodi 3 года назад +835

    Girls: oh she is wearing the same dress as mine
    Boys:

    • @user-dc1oh3dy2w
      @user-dc1oh3dy2w 3 года назад +6

      Да, я мечтаю чтоб СССР возродился из пепла

    • @Viz9r
      @Viz9r 3 года назад +6

      СССР всегда останется в наших сердцах

    • @user-oc6so8er2s
      @user-oc6so8er2s 3 года назад +2

      @@user-dc1oh3dy2w зачем? 🙄😑

    • @user-dc1oh3dy2w
      @user-dc1oh3dy2w 3 года назад +1

      @@user-oc6so8er2s идеология коммунизма мне по душе.

    • @user-oc6so8er2s
      @user-oc6so8er2s 3 года назад +2

      @@user-dc1oh3dy2w а мне не очень😑

  • @user-mu1us5ki5t
    @user-mu1us5ki5t 6 месяцев назад +21

    Слава великому СССР, слава народу свободной страны, нас уважали и боялись, а щас об нас вытирают ноги, изолировали от всего, при СССР такого бы никогда не было чтобы спортсмены выступали без флага, гимна и родины

    • @user-sb7cb6vl5q
      @user-sb7cb6vl5q 5 месяцев назад +1

      СССР раскрошили буржуи , поздно восторгаться

    • @yprzpa
      @yprzpa 2 месяца назад +2

      1) нас и сейчас боятся: ссут нормальное вооружение Украине поставлять из-за ядерного оружия
      2) к слову об изоляции, в СССР Макдональдса не было

  • @achilles7875
    @achilles7875 Год назад +16

    ONE OF THE BEST WAR MUSIC

  • @korprikall9000
    @korprikall9000 4 года назад +2673

    Me: *drops food for more than 4.99 seconds*
    Bacteria:

  • @pluscabbage
    @pluscabbage 3 года назад +1127

    Even tough there are no lyrics you still hear them

  • @user-ck3db4jt8f
    @user-ck3db4jt8f Год назад +141

    Я слышу слова и я стою. Это произведение искуства ☭

    • @StalinistSoviet
      @StalinistSoviet Год назад +5

      слава советской армии
      ruclips.net/video/hSRinThgtR0/видео.html

    • @Anuclano
      @Anuclano 9 месяцев назад +3

      The words there are mostly about vodka and bears.

    • @Itachisuros
      @Itachisuros 8 месяцев назад +1

      Gloria ao grande exercito soviético🇧🇷🤝☭

    • @Vladimir53730
      @Vladimir53730 8 месяцев назад +1

      🇮🇹🤝🇷🇺

    • @KCAS3000W
      @KCAS3000W 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@AnuclanoAmerica fuck yeah

  • @Advocate7
    @Advocate7 10 месяцев назад +9

    Respect from India to our only trust worthy friend 🇮🇳🤝 🇷🇺

  • @waffle_waffle51
    @waffle_waffle51 5 лет назад +612

    I asked for the real March.
    I was not disappointed

    • @user-qf6jc5ok6y
      @user-qf6jc5ok6y 5 лет назад +4

      Special 4 u !! Farewell of Slavianka
      -
      ruclips.net/video/PDFQjr8zkDk/видео.html WW2 USSR military march`s ruclips.net/video/wK5vFaTgEz8/видео.html Guards Counter March Of The Navy
      - ruclips.net/video/eAoRaMlSSio/видео.html

    • @hellomynamesnino8932
      @hellomynamesnino8932 5 лет назад +6

      we were not disapointed comrade

    • @Limbless_Pepe
      @Limbless_Pepe 4 года назад +3

      WE asked for a real March

  • @harveyjenko6666
    @harveyjenko6666 5 лет назад +6335

    Teacher: We will be visiting Russia on the field trip.
    Girls: Eww Russia is cold!
    Boys:

    • @TNIBall
      @TNIBall 5 лет назад +200

      Girls:yay russia nice country
      Boys:

    • @swedishwelfaresystem
      @swedishwelfaresystem 5 лет назад +77

      I just have one question,
      *HOW IS SOMETHING THAT'S COLD GROSS!?*

    • @Robert53area
      @Robert53area 5 лет назад +58

      Cold is amazing, let me grab my ushanka, my chai and sled its going to be a great time

    • @swedishwelfaresystem
      @swedishwelfaresystem 5 лет назад +45

      @@Robert53area yeah! I perfer the cold over the hot.

    • @yanselaramys122
      @yanselaramys122 5 лет назад +9

      Captain Alex boy is cool than girl

  • @alimjakof
    @alimjakof Год назад +183

    Я люблю советское наследие, особенно военные песни, как бы мне хотелось родиться в период, когда Советский Союз был великой державой.

    • @ComradeIgor
      @ComradeIgor Год назад +11

      ☭ слава великому советскому народу товарищи ☭
      ruclips.net/video/WQfNO05K3qA/видео.html

    • @user-uc5nd5gs1e
      @user-uc5nd5gs1e Год назад +2

      Слава КПСС

    • @sohailsen7447
      @sohailsen7447 Год назад +1

      @@user-uc5nd5gs1e i have some kgb document

    • @user-js7pp9zz1p
      @user-js7pp9zz1p Год назад

      Ага, быть сосланным в гулаг, а потом расстрелянным

    • @user-bn1cu7pl2d
      @user-bn1cu7pl2d Год назад +6

      视频中的歌不是苏联军歌是红色警戒3的苏联bgm

  • @imamfaisal402
    @imamfaisal402 Год назад +12

    This anthem makes me patriotic towards USSR 🇷🇺

  • @raulmartinez4780
    @raulmartinez4780 4 года назад +772

    Me: *leave the window open
    *The mosquitos* :

    • @happyalltheday2275
      @happyalltheday2275 4 года назад +9

      Mosquito = some MI 24 Hind

    • @cinaraktas9351
      @cinaraktas9351 4 года назад +1

      @@happyalltheday2275 and bombs churchs!

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 4 года назад +2

      Leaves a cookie crumb on the ground *
      The ants:

    • @hispanion25
      @hispanion25 4 года назад +2

      I speak Spanish and it seemed strange to me why it is a Spanish word xd

  • @-Clueless-
    @-Clueless- 3 года назад +3943

    Not gonna lie, this is my 5th time watching this in a row.

  • @martinindrianfirmanfirdaus389
    @martinindrianfirmanfirdaus389 8 месяцев назад +10

    Itu adalah uni sovyet.. yang selalu ada untuk negara negara berkembang lain yang baru bebas dari penjajahan.. ❤ from indonesia for uni sovyet ❤.. thanks for your support in 1950's - 1960's

    • @pepsi9829
      @pepsi9829 Месяц назад

      Saludos desde un socialista argentino. O sea, yo...

  • @LiamPangalinan-te6ei
    @LiamPangalinan-te6ei Месяц назад +2

    This has better camera quality than my phone.

  • @TheRedditKing1
    @TheRedditKing1 3 года назад +2050

    I blasted this in my private school
    It's now a public school

  • @theultimatehoomanperson6701
    @theultimatehoomanperson6701 3 года назад +2053

    Me: accidentally clicks on a minecraft wolf
    Every wolf in a 50 mile radius:

  • @erhanemirguney
    @erhanemirguney Год назад +5

    "nothing is perfect"
    soviet march 1979: hold my beer

  • @NikovThePerson
    @NikovThePerson 6 месяцев назад +15

    *WE* can still hear the lyrics in *OUR* head, which makes this song very powerful.
    Glory to the USSR!

    • @Hauchoi322
      @Hauchoi322 3 месяца назад

      omg niko from oneshot??

  • @SDRlegacy
    @SDRlegacy 3 года назад +364

    I played this in Volgrad.
    Now it is Stalingrad

  • @yannekgallaun6329
    @yannekgallaun6329 4 года назад +647

    694 dislikes are from western spies

    • @caesarsinculan5907
      @caesarsinculan5907 4 года назад +17

      GULAGS

    • @generalanimator1351
      @generalanimator1351 4 года назад +18

      *half of them are in Germany*

    • @RedStar-fy5wd
      @RedStar-fy5wd 4 года назад +1

      @@generalanimator1351 you bloody shutup your are extreme right wing.

    • @RedStar-fy5wd
      @RedStar-fy5wd 4 года назад +2

      @@generalanimator1351 hello you fascism ideology.

    • @RedStar-fy5wd
      @RedStar-fy5wd 4 года назад +3

      @@generalanimator1351 you bloody Hitler supporter.

  • @1Russia1midbrain
    @1Russia1midbrain 10 месяцев назад +8

    They broke down some of my country but I still love them because they saved some of my ancestors lifes

  • @topside1246
    @topside1246 Год назад +5

    As an American servicemember, I fucking WISH we did our parades like this. We have the manpower, we have the machines, we just don't want to look like the "bad guys". Bullshit! We're a superpower and we should get to display it!

    • @savascool3416
      @savascool3416 Месяц назад

      The interesting part is that up till like 2010 every year we had the regiments from the countries of the allies marching there too. Like if you watch the victory (upon the Nazis) parade of the 2010 you'll see regiments from France, USA and a bunch of other countries which is something unimaginable today.

  • @freeze1625
    @freeze1625 4 года назад +530

    Me: accidentally hits pigmen in minecraft
    Da other pigmens:

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 4 года назад +1029

    Me: clicks Chrome many times
    Chrome pages: 1:10

  • @Blackoutfor10days
    @Blackoutfor10days Год назад +6

    Whenever I feel weak i watch this 🔥🔥

  • @bread_boy_gaming3068
    @bread_boy_gaming3068 2 года назад +7

    girl: you will never find another girl like me.
    girls like her:

  • @catherinelanosolamillo3053
    @catherinelanosolamillo3053 4 года назад +512

    Me:There is free wifi
    Everyone:
    Holy shi-

  • @ashwind9742
    @ashwind9742 3 года назад +2645

    Russian:invest billions of dollars on science and technology to make most badass reliable weapon ever made which are still functional even after 70 years
    China:very cool ctrl+c,ctrl+v

  • @theyurekp2578
    @theyurekp2578 2 года назад +10

    how teachers want us to go into the classroom:

    • @CCCP-2934
      @CCCP-2934 2 года назад

      СЛАВА СОВЕТСКОЙ АРМИИ!
      ruclips.net/video/KtnAy4IzdsQ/видео.html

  • @Bhairavnathdev
    @Bhairavnathdev 2 года назад +7

    India and Soviet always brothers 🙏

  • @lmd5315
    @lmd5315 3 года назад +470

    me: gives my best friend chips
    everyone else in the class:

  • @wencellschliva3310
    @wencellschliva3310 4 года назад +1073

    My mother told me that she is in 5% Russian
    Me:

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 4 года назад +47

      Wencell Schliva that makes you 2.5 ruski, comrade

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 года назад +15

      @@fryingpan8943 Hello best country in the world

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 4 года назад +18

      Jose Manuel Balod dont you mean *OUR* land is t h i c c?

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 4 года назад +6

      Jose Manuel Balod me? More like *US*

    • @fryingpan8943
      @fryingpan8943 4 года назад +3

      Jose Manuel Balod off to gulag we go comrade

  • @whoostino
    @whoostino 2 месяца назад +1

    Love to see these old videos. Everyone is so well-dressed and thin.

  • @AB16CM20
    @AB16CM20 Месяц назад +2

    Russian kid: Some Germans are bullying me at school.
    Mom: Tell the teacher.
    Dad: Fight for yourself.
    Grandpa:

  • @EredothNightcore37
    @EredothNightcore37 3 года назад +458

    Hitler: Time to invade Russia
    Also Hitler after breach into Stalingrad: why do i hear boss music?

    • @warriorsofthepacific9608
      @warriorsofthepacific9608 3 года назад

      😆🔥

    • @AdealFelipe
      @AdealFelipe 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/WM3QuzuKTq4/видео.html

    • @akgamingzz
      @akgamingzz 3 года назад +1

      Dangg

    • @Warriors_of_Solaria
      @Warriors_of_Solaria 3 года назад +2

      Maybe Leningrad? Stalingrad and Leningrad are different cities

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 3 года назад +5

      Leningrad is modern day St. Petersburg far North of Moscow near the Finnish border. Stalingrad is modern day Volgograd far South of Moscow near the Caucuses.

  • @madajo3357
    @madajo3357 3 года назад +615

    Fun Fact:
    This were less then 1% of the Russian military force

    • @geancarlosmonteiro1001
      @geancarlosmonteiro1001 3 года назад +40

      0,5% maybe...

    • @KillerofWestoids
      @KillerofWestoids 3 года назад +136

      In total, the soviet army had 2.7 million soldiers ,55,000 tanks, 97000 APC/IFVs, 50,000 artillery pieces and 8400 missiles which were divided into 160 infantry divisions and 50 tank divisions. USSR was preparing for an alien invasion.

    • @ammarimran3906
      @ammarimran3906 3 года назад +5

      No 0.1

    • @kto_nado
      @kto_nado 3 года назад +9

      0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.3

    • @skatingskit7434
      @skatingskit7434 3 года назад +3

      With all of us it would be 0.000001

  • @rupambanerjee9014
    @rupambanerjee9014 Год назад +5

    Today,30th August,2022 the traitor Gorbachev died...🙌🏼

  • @ocaomunista5263
    @ocaomunista5263 Год назад +5

    it may sound crazy but I like the soviet union even if it's kind of a crime

  • @Anonymous-uk5cl
    @Anonymous-uk5cl 5 лет назад +1400

    That moment when your country falls apart 12 years later...

  • @Adam-np9xj
    @Adam-np9xj 11 месяцев назад +3

    You've heard this song more than your own national anthem.

    • @wolf-S110
      @wolf-S110 11 месяцев назад

      the truth is and they were many times it is impossible not to listen to this song

  • @Starrynightgamerpal
    @Starrynightgamerpal 2 года назад +5

    Not Gonna Lie This Beat is Fire

  • @kneelius
    @kneelius 4 года назад +106

    Its weird that someone in this march could be watching this video

    • @TheDiamondFish
      @TheDiamondFish 4 года назад +4

      They would be too old/died by 2019/2020 because IT DECEMBER

    • @user-mj9pe3xf9w
      @user-mj9pe3xf9w 4 года назад +9

      The Diamond Fish Not necessarily, this parade was held in 1979.

    • @Yamn_
      @Yamn_ 4 года назад +8

      The diamond fish. the last ww1(1918) veteran died in 2012.
      and that march is in 1979 that is 69 year later from 1918. soo some of these soldiers is still alive

    • @TheDiamondFish
      @TheDiamondFish 4 года назад +4

      I’m legit dumb

    • @Yamn_
      @Yamn_ 4 года назад

      @@stanmelixgames5742 k let me test

  • @khantzayar4480
    @khantzayar4480 3 года назад +225

    Even Though There Is No Voice *WE* Can Still HEAR It!

  • @thetntteam
    @thetntteam Год назад +3

    coronavirus * enters my body*
    the 3 vitamin gummies I ate 8 years ago:

  • @ismaelmoraleda228
    @ismaelmoraleda228 4 года назад +1780

    Normal people: listening this for the memes
    Me: listening this while studying

  • @dion8306
    @dion8306 4 года назад +1881

    When the American kid steals a pencil from the Russian kid:

    • @nileshjena1710
      @nileshjena1710 4 года назад +43

      Just think if that was PUTIN

    • @itsjireel6790
      @itsjireel6790 4 года назад +2

      Nilesh Das or Japanese warrior it wasn’t Putin back then was a lower commander operative rank

    • @geraldjinx
      @geraldjinx 4 года назад +5

      @@itsjireel6790 STOP RUNING JOKES. YOU DON'T HAVE EBTTER JOKES TO MAKE

    • @itsjireel6790
      @itsjireel6790 4 года назад +9

      MrGamingGuy638 ok I’ll stop running jokes then 🏃 and I don’t have Ebtter jokes to make

    • @comradepatrick9167
      @comradepatrick9167 4 года назад +3

      He stole a pen fron working class, workers and peasants.

  • @alien2837
    @alien2837 2 года назад +3

    Even though this video is only an instrument, I can still listen to the lyrics.

  • @gidkstufjhvx
    @gidkstufjhvx Год назад +7

    I made my cats listen to the USSR anthem and they became tigers

  • @savagepanda8458
    @savagepanda8458 4 года назад +286

    Stores: *begin to start opening after quarantine*
    People:

    • @arctic3313
      @arctic3313 4 года назад +2

      SavagePanda845 so true

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 3 года назад +3

      People: start opening thinking the pandemic is over
      COVID-19:

  • @macandcheese495
    @macandcheese495 3 года назад +1935

    Girls Dreams: “I dreamed that me and Ben kissed!!”
    Boys Dreams:

  • @Amen.ahmed1
    @Amen.ahmed1 Год назад +3

    So sad their kids are fighting each other.

  • @swuid5361
    @swuid5361 2 месяца назад +1

    Why is this march more smooth than the current one?

  • @johnkorhonen2721
    @johnkorhonen2721 3 года назад +2677

    Me and the boys going to school be like

    • @CrinklyLawyer73
      @CrinklyLawyer73 3 года назад +67

      World war 3 will happen god be with you all

    • @myselfameme1298
      @myselfameme1298 3 года назад +20

      @@CrinklyLawyer73 same to you man💐💐💐💐

    • @pedropedrohan102
      @pedropedrohan102 3 года назад +14

      @@CrinklyLawyer73 high chances 75% of the population of the world would be dead but yes

    • @Averageyoutubeenjoyerr
      @Averageyoutubeenjoyerr 3 года назад +13

      Where is your school? In which school do you study?

    • @daryan4006
      @daryan4006 3 года назад +2

      @@CrinklyLawyer73 i know i live in Iraq and it’s the playground for other countries wars we will be wiped with nukes :(

  • @LC_-id9wy
    @LC_-id9wy 3 года назад +439

    Nobody:
    The ants in Tom and Jerry.

  • @ahmetsaruhan7774
    @ahmetsaruhan7774 Год назад +5

    Ruslar manyak bı millet abi valahi

  • @reslanreslanalsalkhadi720
    @reslanreslanalsalkhadi720 2 года назад +4

    I watch this 59 times in one row because I love the song in the background

  • @Dotori2
    @Dotori2 3 года назад +1519

    The good thing about the Soviet Union in that video: There is no trash on the street and the song is good.

    • @chieffirefigherplays
      @chieffirefigherplays 3 года назад +75

      Very clean. Litter in Soviet Russia? KGB arrest you and you gonna find out?

    • @Triesh
      @Triesh 3 года назад +54

      @@chieffirefigherplays not soviet Russia Soviet Union....

    • @Starden1939
      @Starden1939 3 года назад +67

      In Russia still today there is a day in the year called Communist Saturday where everyone clean the streets.

    • @yehia4638
      @yehia4638 3 года назад +12

      OmG Putin pLeAsE *I WANT* FREE three t-90 and 10 Su-57

    • @ciel_love
      @ciel_love 3 года назад +2

      @@yehia4638 r/choosingbeggars

  • @zachzanal1067
    @zachzanal1067 3 года назад +579

    It is said that when Soviets marched even the pillars of white house shaked

    • @AdealFelipe
      @AdealFelipe 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/WM3QuzuKTq4/видео.html

    • @_richie96_37
      @_richie96_37 3 года назад +2

      There's a white house in Moscow too, that's what u mean?

    • @zachzanal1067
      @zachzanal1067 3 года назад +21

      @@_richie96_37 i meant the real white house,where the pale ass of american president resides

    • @zaydesharaf1
      @zaydesharaf1 3 года назад

      Yeah I'm sure the pillars of the White House shook when the SOVIET UNION FELL

    • @PrussianSteel
      @PrussianSteel 3 года назад +2

      And when the Americans marched, the kremlin shaked.

  • @simondaberooni6483
    @simondaberooni6483 2 года назад +5

    Russia in the 80's:
    Russia in 2022:

  • @souzadantas1945
    @souzadantas1945 2 года назад +12

    Essa sim e a verdadeira união soviética lindo viva Rússia sempre

  • @Abdullah_al-Shadhili
    @Abdullah_al-Shadhili 3 года назад +247

    **Rush 🅱️erlin intensifies**

    • @gasalsvift5356
      @gasalsvift5356 3 года назад +1

      interesting fact :
      in real life Moskva/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur in 1272 and the son of Alexander Nevsky was first prince of this sity . (in 1721 Peter the Great renamed finno-ugric Muskovy/Moskovia into the Russian Empire and falsificated history for in order to justify the occupation policy towards Ukraine. (Kievan Rus' / Ruthenia / Rusia is a country that has existed since 889 when the Novgorod prince of Scandinavian origin, Oleh , killed the rulers of Kiev - Askold and Dir and called Kiev the mother of Ruthenian cities and became the grand prince of Kiev . This name came from the name of the river grew in the center of Ukraine and designated the territory of Kiev , Chernigiv , Pereyaslav , Galych and Volyn' principalities. And in 1187 Prince Volodymyr Glibovich called Rus' - Vkraina/Ukrayna, from the word kray - land) And RuSSia is a country invented by moskovian tsar(king) Peter the Great that has existed since the 18th century, and an ideology that is based on chronicles and historical documents confiscated from the occupied part of Ukraine, foreign historians invited by Peter the Great falsificated them under torture, and after the completion of their work, Peter the Great forbited them forever no to abandon the Muscovy, or as it called from November 2, 1721 - "Russian" Empire (Peter the Great - the last tsar of Muscovy and first emperor of "Russia"
      country of alcoholism , poverty , corruption , and falsification of history
      (in real life Moskvá/Moscow was founded by Khan Mengu Timur ,
      and son of Alexander Nevsky because of order of Timur bacame a first prince of this sity ; in 1721 Peter the Great renamed Moskovia/Muskovy into Russia .
      After in 1917 was a Red Revolution
      in 1922 found of USSR(Soviet Union) when Ukrainian Peoples Republic and Belarusian Peoples Republic was occupated by Bolsheviks .
      in 1930-1939 - Stalin's terror
      + in 1932-33 Holodomor in Ukraine
      because of unreal procurement of bread , 8 million people in Ukraine died
      in 1941-1945 - Great Patriotic war
      in 1953 death of Yosef Stalin
      later time of Khrushev
      in 1982 death of Leonid Bryezhnev
      in 1985 became of Perestroika
      (Rebuilding) by Gorbachev
      in 1991 collapse of USSR
      in 1993 RSFSR was renamed into RF
      in 2000 Putin became the president.
      (by the way , soviét - russ. counsil)

    • @lmaodead2900
      @lmaodead2900 3 года назад +3

      🅾peration 🅱arbarossa fails due to SOVIET WINTER

    • @muntasirmuntasir3489
      @muntasirmuntasir3489 3 года назад

      @@gasalsvift5356 no one asked

  • @ChillyBenpa
    @ChillyBenpa 4 года назад +72

    Nobody:
    History channel at 3AM:

  • @shaiksiddiq7425
    @shaiksiddiq7425 3 месяца назад +3

    The uniforms 🗿
    The song 🗿
    The parade 🗿
    The vehicles 🗿
    The Soviet army 🗿
    The video 🗿
    The audio 🗿
    The admin 🗿
    The audience 🗿
    You r reading this comment 🗿
    Those who liked the video 🗿

  • @yuanbautista9438
    @yuanbautista9438 Год назад +6

    Germ: enters my body
    My white blood cells:
    Ctto
    Warning: This song makes you feel patriotic of a country that you don't live in, or does not exist anymore.

  • @dutch8139
    @dutch8139 3 года назад +491

    My immune system after taking the sovi.. russian vaccine:

    • @kosta22024
      @kosta22024 3 года назад +16

      Stinky capitalist both lenin and Stalin would be ashamed

    • @CyrexEdits420
      @CyrexEdits420 3 года назад +9

      Sputnik V kills covid

    • @sonicman7697
      @sonicman7697 3 года назад +12

      *our immune system*

    • @dutch8139
      @dutch8139 3 года назад +2

      @joseph stalin 😳
      Stalin?

    • @balrajtoor8652
      @balrajtoor8652 3 года назад +2

      Haha

  • @mazza9753
    @mazza9753 3 года назад +1044

    Teacher : we are learning about Russia
    Girls : ok, don't care
    Boys : ...

    • @Jjiujliuh84
      @Jjiujliuh84 3 года назад +35

      Boys after lesson:
      -Россия, Путин, Водка, верните СССР суки

    • @metoceko5669
      @metoceko5669 3 года назад +15

      Stalin the HERO

    • @samuraicheems9504
      @samuraicheems9504 3 года назад +7

      Have you taken some grammar lessons?

    • @azamatceek695
      @azamatceek695 3 года назад +2

      Хаха хохо

    • @ricetx
      @ricetx 3 года назад +1

      @@Zion_48 grammar*

  • @rajnish2206
    @rajnish2206 Год назад +4

    There military uniforms is next level anybody can feel proud wearing those.

  • @AbhishekSharma-ni4dc
    @AbhishekSharma-ni4dc 4 месяца назад +6

    World most powerful ARMY 🪖

  • @unitedgermany6105
    @unitedgermany6105 4 года назад +649

    Video - Soviet march
    Location - Russia
    Comments - Английские :D

    • @user-tp4bw8dj8o
      @user-tp4bw8dj8o 4 года назад +15

      Так и живём)

    • @Vorobushek_Apelsinoviy
      @Vorobushek_Apelsinoviy 4 года назад +31

      Отель? Триваго

    • @senorhilter3475
      @senorhilter3475 4 года назад +10

      А почему Россия когда Советский марш ? :D

    • @user-qr5rl7wp1s
      @user-qr5rl7wp1s 4 года назад +2

      @@senorhilter3475 а Москва где по-твоему?

    • @senorhilter3475
      @senorhilter3475 4 года назад +4

      @@user-qr5rl7wp1s А Советская Армия это Российская ??

  • @bumbitasinculan9638
    @bumbitasinculan9638 4 года назад +526

    Bacteria: * invades the human body *
    Cells: