She Doesn't Want To Be Saved (How To Ruin Your Adult Life) [Sam Hyde ft. Nick Rochefort]

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @STOPSYPHER
    @STOPSYPHER 9 месяцев назад +748

    I think it’s time I start an LLC

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce 9 месяцев назад +8

      Now? Later? Soon? In the past?
      When?

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 9 месяцев назад

      @@Mr.SpicyIce right now to keep my coloured hair, psych patient, junkie, piercing riddled face, whore ex with my name carved in her thigh, in check. she is unironically the incarnation of every horrible woman Sam has described. Every single trait. And so much worse that he’d get banned for saying and I couldn’t comment. I fully expect false R allegations to pop up eventually when she’s bored of her new underage boyfriend and people stop caring about her false abuse allegations.

    • @staples138
      @staples138 9 месяцев назад +11

      Is the validity to the r allegations?

    • @katielowen
      @katielowen 9 месяцев назад +1

      LoserLibidoCoomer (ultimate goon mode)

    • @__-bz7wh
      @__-bz7wh 9 месяцев назад +16

      Shieeet I got a nails business, a lashes business, I get disability AND i got a LLC

  • @jackwaite4035
    @jackwaite4035 9 месяцев назад +401

    That TikTok of that family on SSRIs is the most insane shit I’ve ever seen, thank god women can vote.

    • @Drikkerbadevand
      @Drikkerbadevand 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah I'm sure allowing mentally unstable people to vote never had any consequences for society

    • @PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho
      @PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho 9 месяцев назад +23

      They would vote for Pedro

    • @ST4X-0N-ST4X
      @ST4X-0N-ST4X 7 месяцев назад +6

      What is the timestamp

    • @Wandeezimo
      @Wandeezimo 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@ST4X-0N-ST4X0:01

    • @ST4X-0N-ST4X
      @ST4X-0N-ST4X 6 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@WandeezimoI thought you were memeing and telling me to rewatch the whole video 😂 but imagine my Surprise when I see " my family's SSRI dosages 💞"

  • @Gigadoomer13
    @Gigadoomer13 9 месяцев назад +239

    "I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, i'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for"- Joseph Goebbels 1924

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +65

      Goebbels predicted the dating and marriage scenes for men in 2020’s America.

    • @PopularVisualWave
      @PopularVisualWave 9 месяцев назад +10

      XD

    • @MKULTRA_Victim_
      @MKULTRA_Victim_ 9 месяцев назад +80

      15 years later he was the 2nd most powerful man in Germany. See! Things can Always get better!

    • @ArimaSenne1
      @ArimaSenne1 9 месяцев назад +39

      Never forget all the men who lost their lives that day on the USS Libërty

    • @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips
      @ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@MKULTRA_Victim_there's hope for us all! 😅😂 🤔 but you have to take over the gov- oh wait that's for a meeting at a later time! 😏

  • @RedSiegfried
    @RedSiegfried 7 месяцев назад +92

    Weak fathers create hard times. Absent fathers end a civilization.

  • @billnyehilism
    @billnyehilism 9 месяцев назад +355

    Doctor prescribed me a daily dose of THE NEW PILL, and I've never felt better.

    • @MetapaloozaShow
      @MetapaloozaShow 9 месяцев назад +13

      Thank you Dr. Jekell / Mr. Sam Hyde 😂

    • @Hypnotically_Caucasian
      @Hypnotically_Caucasian 9 месяцев назад

      THE NEW PILL 💊 helped with my chronic constipation and migraines. I was starting to look like the pregnant man from Skyrim but instead of a child I was pregnant with a week's worth of shit. Since then, I've broken multiple toilets and banned from Chipotle. Joke's on them since I didn't want their goyslop soybean oil concoctions anyhow. The employees called the police after I took a dump, because when I did it broke the sound barrier. Sounded like a .50 caliber BMG exiting through my ass cheeks. *BOOM*
      It has been said that the employees on shift still need therapeutic counseling to this day. Guess what I do for a living? I'm a psychiatrist, and I prescribe them THE NEW PILL 💊

    • @cix9420
      @cix9420 9 месяцев назад +4

      my doctor prescribed me a dose of vyvanse and I decided to up the dosage to meth god bless america

  • @tylerstout3809
    @tylerstout3809 9 месяцев назад +95

    When he started listing my exes old jobs 😮‍💨

  • @MrMeattball
    @MrMeattball 9 месяцев назад +387

    Nick: Calm, reassuring father figure who pats you on the back and tells you it’s gonna be ok.
    Sam: Mean older brother your mom sent to your room to talk to you because you said you’re gonna kill yourself at dinner.

    • @Gnohio
      @Gnohio 9 месяцев назад +60

      classic good cop bad cop

    • @Drikkerbadevand
      @Drikkerbadevand 9 месяцев назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @Jeje-mj2pu
      @Jeje-mj2pu 9 месяцев назад

      Sam cares, he'd slap you then send you to a mental institution then if you get mad she says Oh what I HART YA UR MAMA.. THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA K then I'd be broken it'd be too much for YOU to take away MY baby from me. Then cries cries ugly cry hug, except his bosom is a sweaty hairy hot caring love. It's like having a daughter mother sarching carmarus hahahahahaha

    • @blu3dreaming996
      @blu3dreaming996 9 месяцев назад +8

      ☠️ perfect analogy

    • @UrbanDefenseSystems
      @UrbanDefenseSystems 7 месяцев назад +6

      This is so specific that I can only assume it happened to OP.

  • @yousquiddingme
    @yousquiddingme 9 месяцев назад +125

    8:08 Jet eats a chip in perfect sync with the Minecraft sounds.

  • @glibfacsimile
    @glibfacsimile 9 месяцев назад +263

    Patrice had it right tho, if you're looking for someone who aligns to your politics or whatever, you're looking for someone that doesn't exist. If you can't enforce your beliefs on what a relationship should be, thats the dealbreaker. If she is gonna act like what you want doesn't matter, then she is a bad choice. If you can't prove that your values should be hers, thats on you. You don't have to save anyone. Just don't think that you're going to find a brand new, unridden bike in a used car lot for cheap.

    • @jacobm92
      @jacobm92 9 месяцев назад +7

      You absolutely nailed it

    • @Jay-Dub-Ay
      @Jay-Dub-Ay 9 месяцев назад

      Say more about enforcing your beliefs on what a relationship should be and proving your values should be hers.

    • @glibfacsimile
      @glibfacsimile 9 месяцев назад +49

      @@Jay-Dub-Ay Watch more patrice. Most guys are afraid that if they impose something in a relationship the woman will leave, or go around talking about how bad the guy is. If you don't care if shes gonna run away because you don't like something or you want your relationship to be a certain way, then she won't leave. For example, if a woman gives you a dumb ultimatum like an open relationship, then you just say no. What's she going to do? You don't owe her anything. She isn't entitled to anything. If she thinks shes replaceable, she won't leave.
      If you have values or principles she can just manipulate, she won't respect you as a man, because it means you don't have convictions. Even my own mother would say "women want a man they can look up to". So be that man, of value. To quote patrice again: "Its your logic vs her feelings" you have 52 layers of logic, her emotions only have like one or two. So you have to continually be the karate master that she is trying to prove she can beat. But its your dojo. She only knows what you taught her, but you didn't teach her everything you know. If she wants to run off and deny you then just let her go, cause you can get another karate student. She can't find another you. Patrice taught me this stuff and it works. Try it out.

    • @Jay-Dub-Ay
      @Jay-Dub-Ay 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@glibfacsimile love it. Thanks. I like how it isn’t about demand, but about expressing preference with a willingness to move on.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 9 месяцев назад +1

      Too bad food won

  • @Shotzeethegamer
    @Shotzeethegamer 9 месяцев назад +53

    God is love

  • @aLtee
    @aLtee 9 месяцев назад +151

    1. Start an LLC
    2. Shit my pants
    3. Wake up
    4. Star in a gore video
    5. Go to sleep
    6. Repeat

    • @bobbyredman6763
      @bobbyredman6763 7 месяцев назад

      2k24 MOTTO

    • @toxicxhazard
      @toxicxhazard 7 месяцев назад +7

      What is this schizoposting

    • @aLtee
      @aLtee 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@toxicxhazard for me its Tuesday

    • @shawnmendrek3544
      @shawnmendrek3544 4 месяца назад +1

      I want to be the pants.

  • @will.davlin
    @will.davlin 9 месяцев назад +191

    Breadlines soon

    • @Alex-ee5pl
      @Alex-ee5pl 9 месяцев назад +1

      Bro the brown "people" who live here are already down to *stand* in a literally mile-long line for a fucking free Jimmy John's sandwich

    • @SnowyKnowl
      @SnowyKnowl 9 месяцев назад +33

      Id rather have head-lines you know what i mena brother?

    • @Eulogy466
      @Eulogy466 9 месяцев назад +20

      Lmao i already have them in my town. THE AMERICAN WEST COAST HAS FALLEN SAVE YOURSELVES

    • @gwills9337
      @gwills9337 9 месяцев назад +5

      Big facts

    • @sheepdog916
      @sheepdog916 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Eulogy466same. They have them in my town. Family volunteers for them

  • @nonjaninja4904
    @nonjaninja4904 9 месяцев назад +85

    This makes me realize I need to get a boxing bag again.

    • @marccamp6376
      @marccamp6376 9 месяцев назад +21

      Sweet, Im not the only one who calls gf's that :D

    • @staples138
      @staples138 9 месяцев назад +9

      You mean a wife?

    • @Alex-ee5pl
      @Alex-ee5pl 9 месяцев назад +1

      Fishtank makes me want to do punchy shit and I use the kitchen appreciator and orb hunter missions as an excuse to read books while my phone is busy with its own thing

  • @ElonMuskrat-my8jy
    @ElonMuskrat-my8jy 9 месяцев назад +51

    Ecclesiasticus 9:4 “Use not much the company of a woman that is a singer, lest thou be taken with her attempts.”

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's an apocrypha book.

    • @ElonMuskrat-my8jy
      @ElonMuskrat-my8jy 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@MaximilianonMars *Deuterocanonical. Its still Scripture and doesn't make the wisdom less valid.

    • @VincentW2
      @VincentW2 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ElonMuskrat-my8jyIt wasn't inspired by the Holy Spirit. Nobody thought it was scripture until the 1500s

    • @ElonMuskrat-my8jy
      @ElonMuskrat-my8jy 4 месяца назад +7

      @@VincentW2 lol ok prot

    • @cracksmokingbaronofhell
      @cracksmokingbaronofhell 4 месяца назад

      is this basically translated to “don’t listen to woman who are annoying and especially don’t get with them” ? (sorry if acoustic)

  • @discotrucker9740
    @discotrucker9740 9 месяцев назад +83

    Keep doing the good job (God's work even!). Now I understand that when a goth chick working in a pet store, whom I met on the Internet, suddenly stopped texting me and just deleted our dialogue I was saved by God himself from a horrific sequence of events that were already coming for me...

  • @guulish1811
    @guulish1811 9 месяцев назад +378

    People who care what women think or want are already losing.

    • @flochforster7864
      @flochforster7864 9 месяцев назад +40

      Jimmypilled

    • @PPPumpkineater
      @PPPumpkineater 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yes.
      Men that give a fuck what women think are uber soys

    • @freakyjim2131
      @freakyjim2131 9 месяцев назад +59

      you can never win when you're playing women's games...

    • @real1mem3s
      @real1mem3s 9 месяцев назад +3

      Incels overthink it, chads don't think about it at all.

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 9 месяцев назад +85

      Not just women, don't ever take criticism from people you wouldn't take advice from is the best boomer Facebook quote knowledge I've ever seen.
      It's like confidence, fake it till you make it and after a while of telling yourself you don't care what people think, you well.. don't after a while.

  • @chadpilled7913
    @chadpilled7913 9 месяцев назад +27

    Got married last year. My only advice is just marry a girl who has a loving, involved and at least somewhat masculine father. That is basically the only factor that matters. If she has that and is cute enough that u can make a baby with her thats like all that matters.

    • @kipkipper-lg9vl
      @kipkipper-lg9vl 9 месяцев назад

      enjoy getting divorced/cheated on, better stash someone for the court

  • @bug______
    @bug______ 9 месяцев назад +74

    Holy fucking shit how many Sam Hyde clip channels are there

    • @homuraakemi4559
      @homuraakemi4559 9 месяцев назад +27

      Probably as many "she can't be saved" Sam Hyde videos

    • @that_imperial_kingsman442
      @that_imperial_kingsman442 9 месяцев назад +12

      This one is good though, the other ones are for indians.

    • @frankcommatobe8009
      @frankcommatobe8009 7 месяцев назад +3

      And I’m doin it for my daughta

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 2 месяца назад

      @@that_imperial_kingsman442
      New Pill has the best compilations.

  • @gregoryporch8395
    @gregoryporch8395 9 месяцев назад +45

    Gremlin stalkers are real. I have an ex (that I formed a Metal band with) who sent threats to my friends in DMs and followed every girlfriend of mine on social media at least 4 years after our 2-year relationship ended. It took years off social media and reappearing in a photo with a kid I had with a different girl before she left me alone.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад

      The disturbing and repulsive shit women always get away with on social media is the reason why I don’t use it anymore… and don’t say “youtube is social media” like how morons do.

  • @kiddynamite3984
    @kiddynamite3984 9 месяцев назад +72

    Society makes depression seem like its a new thing in the 2000s but its been around for ever they used to call it something else.

    • @sithgod999
      @sithgod999 9 месяцев назад

      What did they used to call it

    • @CherubCow
      @CherubCow 9 месяцев назад +29

      @@sithgod999They used to just call it the JQ

    • @sithgod999
      @sithgod999 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@CherubCow what's the JQ

    • @8bitneslife1985
      @8bitneslife1985 9 месяцев назад +1

      Jonny Quest. It was a popular cartoon in the 60s and had a reboot in the 90s. Jonny struggled with depression, but he was still able to save the world from bad guys. What a brave young man. @@sithgod999

    • @JoshButterballs
      @JoshButterballs 9 месяцев назад +29

      he got da blues

  • @timothyrussell1179
    @timothyrussell1179 9 месяцев назад +83

    The New Pill is a suppository, right? 💊

    • @SootyPhoenix
      @SootyPhoenix 9 месяцев назад +16

      All the pills are, but the blue one is the largest as well as the least slippery.

    • @Dingbobber
      @Dingbobber 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SootyPhoenix Mmm slippery..

  • @sgtstr3am785
    @sgtstr3am785 9 месяцев назад +72

    First episode my wife listened in on.
    She agreed 100% and we both had a good chuckle. She still doesn't like the wife beating skit though 😢

    • @21EpicFail
      @21EpicFail 9 месяцев назад +27

      She'll learn ;D

    • @karkkimarkkinat2109
      @karkkimarkkinat2109 9 месяцев назад +25

      Show her why it's awesome

    • @gugamanga762
      @gugamanga762 9 месяцев назад +7

      phonebook time

    • @space_1073
      @space_1073 9 месяцев назад +17

      I refuse to believe anyone who watches Sam Hyde has a wife 🤣

    • @karkkimarkkinat2109
      @karkkimarkkinat2109 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@space_1073 I did. But not anymore 😑

  • @asmith4549
    @asmith4549 6 месяцев назад +7

    “Just finds girl who…..”
    Damn I never thought of that. Ground breaking advice

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 8 месяцев назад +11

    Raver girls: chipoltle make me a bowl.
    Lmfao

  • @RobotFilms101
    @RobotFilms101 9 месяцев назад +31

    Needed this. Someone absolutely trashed my mental and I need to just pick myself up ffs.

    • @RobotFilms101
      @RobotFilms101 9 месяцев назад +7

      She didn’t want to be saved, fuck itZ

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@RobotFilms101They never do. Women just want a rich guy that’ll indulge in their selfish, narcissistic lifestyle until they get bored and divorce them.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 8 месяцев назад

      @@kaj7135 keep blaming the world for why you dont have a gf or wife. just keep crying, that for sure will fix everything :)
      its not like its your fault for why you are not attractive to women because of your shitty attitude or lack of discipline.

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 9 месяцев назад +71

    they are ALL dog moms too

    • @wuwei473
      @wuwei473 9 месяцев назад +35

      "moms"

    • @harvest44492
      @harvest44492 9 месяцев назад

      Theres no such thing as a "Dog mom", how can you be a parent to animal that isnt human in any way? These people are so disgusting, letting their shit beasts sleep in their bed, endlessly doting on them. Just because you entertain a dogs bad behavior and infantilize them doesnt make you a parent. Its so disgusting these people try to claim parenthood and the respect that comes with that for animals that eat their own shit. Owning a dog is fine but dogs are dogs, they're not human, and never will be.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 9 месяцев назад +27

      I hate that shit

    • @ZappsPotatoChips
      @ZappsPotatoChips 9 месяцев назад +60

      It’s the worst when they get these really beautiful/intelligent large breed dogs but give them no training or stimulation so the dogs become total nervous/schizo shoe-eaters cuz their owner has bad anxiety and lays around all day

    • @Someone-xy4bc
      @Someone-xy4bc 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@ZappsPotatoChips they often don't take care of their pets. They post their cats and dogs on social media but are neglecting them otherwise.

  • @graingerous16
    @graingerous16 7 месяцев назад +5

    These intros are works of art

  • @Saku19
    @Saku19 9 месяцев назад +13

    Love the Diablo 2 intro music, I expected him to Barbarian yell.

  • @steinful
    @steinful 9 месяцев назад +8

    thank you for coming back man. missed this !!!

    • @TheNewPillSecondDose
      @TheNewPillSecondDose  9 месяцев назад +4

      of course, love doing these :) see you in 2 hrs

    • @steinful
      @steinful 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheNewPillSecondDose heck yeah

  • @dallassunderland
    @dallassunderland 9 месяцев назад +24

    Zoloft? Lexapro? Yeah.. I’m taking this new pill… THE New Pill…

  • @Beknown107
    @Beknown107 9 месяцев назад +30

    “Don’t worry about it how old is he”
    “27”
    “Oh”
    😂

  • @carter29288
    @carter29288 6 месяцев назад +8

    Chipotle, make me a bowl, goodbye 😂

  • @PeteTheecat
    @PeteTheecat 4 месяца назад +1

    1:17 😂😂😂😂 a man of culture 🙏 *great edits keep up the lords work*

  • @Cjdub357WestCoastUltimo-gd8rv
    @Cjdub357WestCoastUltimo-gd8rv 9 месяцев назад +2

    LMAO I get so many Better Help Ads since you been clowning it

  • @Chuckichanly
    @Chuckichanly 9 месяцев назад +1

    Let's go new pill is back finally

  • @zakadams762
    @zakadams762 9 месяцев назад +42

    at least I didn't follow reddit to Ukraine

    • @Gigadoomer13
      @Gigadoomer13 9 месяцев назад +11

      More like Deaddit

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 7 месяцев назад +4

      Somebody from my country made a tiktok where he was crying because ppl were calling him fake for doing the 6 mth long mandatory military trainong, instead of the 12 mth long one for stormtroopers, and he says in the tiktok that hes going to fight for ukraine to show all those guys.
      Remember guys, when someone questions your masculinity: always, always, always go fight and die for literal nazis.

    • @Reichstaubenminister
      @Reichstaubenminister 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@toastie8173The "literal Nazis", who are serving under a Jewish president, receiving aid from NATO? Try again.

    • @lxstbxys4565
      @lxstbxys4565 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@ReichstaubenministerAzov by definition are national socialists aka Nazis lol they just hate Russians not Jews

  • @madboytech
    @madboytech 9 месяцев назад +1

    the diablo opening theme is much appreciated

  • @crud420
    @crud420 9 месяцев назад +25

    MDE fans who haven't watched black phillip back to back are doing themselves such a disservice

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 9 месяцев назад +4

      Cult of black Philip and then they turned it to brown Philip after he died

    • @thedog2978
      @thedog2978 9 месяцев назад

      Cult of Black Phillip is what led Sneako into cucking himself thinking he was following the path of his idol Patrice O'Neil

  • @AwkCrafty
    @AwkCrafty 15 дней назад

    Sam's advice is so genuinely compelling. If you follow it word for word you're gonna be pepper sprayed and arrested but if you follow the message you'll be on top.

  • @petermarko8534
    @petermarko8534 9 месяцев назад +4

    Fineeee I’ll pay off my debts first half of this year

    • @harazharmr9885
      @harazharmr9885 9 месяцев назад

      yeah but does he mean personal, actual debts - not taking out a loan and leaving the country?

  • @post5230
    @post5230 6 месяцев назад +2

    It´s when they say they like Old Spice because it "reminds it of their dads" you wanna be extra careful.

    • @clouddz
      @clouddz 5 месяцев назад +1

      emotional daddy issues are one thing, its a red flag that can sometimes be dealt with, if they are wearing old spice or something similar then RUN.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce 9 месяцев назад +34

    Knew a girl during senior year of HS. Told my friend who she was daiting to end his life. She openly cheated on him too.
    She wanted the age of consent to be lower too. She kicked me as hard as she could.
    All of that happened near the end of the year too. I had no idea who she really was until that point.
    Awful person doing awful things.
    Awful people doing awful things.
    Ask your friends the hardest questions you can ask. You will know who they are before you realize who they are.

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls 9 месяцев назад +4

      High school was years ago. Ya gotta get over it.

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@berserk4souls Brotha I did. I only wrote this because it's related to the video topic. I'm not attached to this.

    • @codydavis1698
      @codydavis1698 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@berserk4souls "nobody's experience can differ from my own"
      You are an NPC, I command you to be silent.

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@codydavis1698 I respect ya my brotha

    • @codydavis1698
      @codydavis1698 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Mr.SpicyIce glad you're doing well brother

  • @theLeomega
    @theLeomega 9 месяцев назад +34

    I find it hard to reconcile Sam's advice on women and self sufficiency considering he's on his second season of a show designed to lighten his fan's pockets and encourages simping for mediocre e-girls.

    • @cooldudemcswagcooldudemcsw4697
      @cooldudemcswagcooldudemcsw4697 9 месяцев назад +4

      Bro you act like he’s forcing people to give him money and have parasocial relationships. The show is free to watch and only loser internet freaks simp for anyone in the internet

    • @sithgod999
      @sithgod999 9 месяцев назад +39

      Shh you aren't supposed to think about it like that, just nod and thank Sam for his generous contributions

    • @sgtaveryjohnson3803
      @sgtaveryjohnson3803 9 месяцев назад +32

      It's a dark parody of a reality TV show, not necessarily relevant

    • @sgtaveryjohnson3803
      @sgtaveryjohnson3803 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's a dark parody of a reality TV show, not necessarily relevant

    • @sithgod999
      @sithgod999 9 месяцев назад

      @@sgtaveryjohnson3803 give me a fucking break please

  • @billysunday7507
    @billysunday7507 9 месяцев назад +5

    Sam should rent his forehead out as advertisement space.

    • @IAmLeMonke
      @IAmLeMonke 9 месяцев назад +1

      Charging by the square inch, he'd make a fucking fortune

  • @GrilledPumpkin1082
    @GrilledPumpkin1082 9 месяцев назад +7

    Sam's good at filling you with dread at the risk of being careerless, passionless at 30. "but sam, I'm 3X y/o, what do?" "FUUUUUUU FIIIX IIIIIIT!!! -Sincerely Sam

    • @Ma-mj5rk
      @Ma-mj5rk 7 месяцев назад +1

      "Nah, you're good bro. Don't worry about it. If you were still in your twenties, then yeah I would say you still have a chance. But now it's too late. Don't worry about it."

  • @kyleschwartz.
    @kyleschwartz. 9 месяцев назад

    You make the best compilations

  • @nicholasgannas5018
    @nicholasgannas5018 8 месяцев назад +1

    Diablo 2 opening intro

  • @Titantitan001
    @Titantitan001 Месяц назад

    That diablo 2 intro music makes me want to play lol.

  • @Initial__B
    @Initial__B 9 месяцев назад +1

    Stay a while and listen

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 9 месяцев назад +16

    1. Lift weights
    2. Get a useful skill
    3. Avoid "dog moms"
    4. Form an LLC

  • @PoltergeistHC4L
    @PoltergeistHC4L 9 месяцев назад +1

    This Diablo 2 intro music fits good

  • @heybuzzed
    @heybuzzed 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lol perfect timing I needed to see this

  • @overtblowfish4439
    @overtblowfish4439 2 месяца назад

    The poop idea is brilliant

  • @Darnokk15
    @Darnokk15 9 месяцев назад

    that lord of destruction music at the beginning

  • @christdolphin69
    @christdolphin69 9 месяцев назад +1

    dont save her, she dont wanna be saved dont save her she dont wanna be saved

  • @MrMurder704
    @MrMurder704 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kicking the bag with a leg pad on 😂

  • @preasence
    @preasence 8 месяцев назад +4

    I fucking love Sams shenanigans but I love the fact that people pay for his livestream advice so much more.
    Why would you listen to, or try to emulate, this guy? He's a fuckin deranged autistic fever dream version of a successful dude. Thats his whole fkn gimmick, thats why hes entertaining. Dont listen to him just watch lol

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for putting why I find Sam fascinating into words.

  • @chrisski7858
    @chrisski7858 9 месяцев назад +2

    the diablo music makes it great

  • @Dixon_Yasz
    @Dixon_Yasz 7 месяцев назад

    My Ex said I needed therapy before she left so here I am.

  •  9 месяцев назад +4

    sam needs to take care of his health before he shares his pain

  • @fordcannon4294
    @fordcannon4294 9 месяцев назад

    Gore analogy is 100% truth

  • @StepanSmorkov
    @StepanSmorkov 9 месяцев назад +3

    Do you still have number of cyberpunk girl from massachusetts...?

  • @mysticnovelbro
    @mysticnovelbro 6 месяцев назад

    Jet just sitting there filtering out the best advice in his life lol

  • @wallybonejengles5595
    @wallybonejengles5595 9 месяцев назад

    My LLC is gonna be for audio production and freelance tailoring.

  • @purpledanielgamer8603
    @purpledanielgamer8603 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh Sam convinced me to start a game show after I broke up w my girlfriend 💀, TYSH! 🙏

  • @MartinoFeliz
    @MartinoFeliz 9 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you Sam for been in there, sometimes i used to have a love/hate relationship with your content, but i trying to learn each day a little be more about life, i think you are the most honest guy about what real opinions should be, one night i dream that you are a teacher and i was in class , i don’t know why 😃😃

  • @clark7855
    @clark7855 8 месяцев назад

    This is the story of Russel Resthaven

  • @dprggrmr
    @dprggrmr 9 месяцев назад

    I click this automatically wanting to talk shit but after watching for 10 seconds i remembered its Sam hyde

  • @Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer
    @Ssethtzeentach_enjoyer 9 месяцев назад +4

    What's up with the Ebonics in the title?

  • @TheSaviorOfLight
    @TheSaviorOfLight 9 месяцев назад

    I never in my life i expected to see Navarrete's Show in the same video with Sam Hyde

  • @stevendouglas3781
    @stevendouglas3781 8 месяцев назад +5

    I mean, the act insufferable advice is funny, but chicks are part of a network. Unless you truly want to move cities, you shouldn’t callously damage your reputation. You don’t know where that story will end up.

    • @clouddz
      @clouddz 5 месяцев назад +1

      Tbf, a lot of women will just make up shit anyway after you break up with them.

  • @alexanderchampagne1149
    @alexanderchampagne1149 8 месяцев назад

    This is gold😎

  • @ringomandingo1015
    @ringomandingo1015 9 месяцев назад +4

    Anybody PLEASE plug me that Memri TV vid Sammy’s talking about

  • @darkgardener9577
    @darkgardener9577 6 месяцев назад

    So....DON'T SAVE HER SHE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED DON'T SAVE HER SHE DON'T WANNA BE SAVED
    (ain't nothin goin' on but the money and power!!)

  • @slimmorrison
    @slimmorrison 9 месяцев назад +10

    All this makes me appreciate my wife so much more

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 9 месяцев назад +11

      Congrats on bagging one of the 3% of modern women left that are still worth marrying.

    • @chadpilled7913
      @chadpilled7913 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@kaj7135 calm down dude its more like 8% and maybe 15% if you go to the midwest

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 9 месяцев назад +32

    My girlfriend literally just wants to be a ski instructor in the US. We have discussed marriage for the visa thing and she would rather get her own. She speaks three languages and already teaches in the Alps.
    She’s a keeper and it feels good to finally find her. Don’t settle for easy or cheap.

    • @ASofterDayHere
      @ASofterDayHere 9 месяцев назад +21

      Lol

    • @ericblount8429
      @ericblount8429 9 месяцев назад +6

      Stay winning bro

    • @TheReaper1557
      @TheReaper1557 9 месяцев назад +4

      You're probably a top notch guy too land a woman like that.
      Good on ya and good luck

    • @TheReaper1557
      @TheReaper1557 9 месяцев назад

      You're probably a top notch guy too land a woman like that.
      Good on ya and good luck

    • @TheReaper1557
      @TheReaper1557 9 месяцев назад

      You're probably a top notch guy too land a woman like that.
      Good on ya and good luck

  • @bigbiyyy
    @bigbiyyy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sams 11:58 good advice

  • @doggg4977
    @doggg4977 9 месяцев назад

    A lot of objectivty i love it even the ones that are harder for me to hear

  • @raskolnikovsghost2701
    @raskolnikovsghost2701 9 месяцев назад +1

    Where's the clip of Chris and Nick talking about Chris' wife? I would like to see that in its entirety but I can't find it.

  • @user-ml7uz3cp4z
    @user-ml7uz3cp4z 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm in love with this content

  • @SeshYesh
    @SeshYesh 9 месяцев назад

    Sam Hyde is the 5th element and the first door to the 4th dimension

  • @snoenevio41
    @snoenevio41 29 дней назад

    are we really gonna make it tho?

  • @beserkerpatroit1337
    @beserkerpatroit1337 9 месяцев назад

    Triage, applies to more than just medicine now

  • @JJG369
    @JJG369 Месяц назад

    If Tate was Neo, this guy the fkn Oracle 😂😂

  • @Timic83tc
    @Timic83tc 9 месяцев назад +1

    love the diablo music

  • @No_one448
    @No_one448 9 месяцев назад +3

    Based

  • @lindboknifeandtool
    @lindboknifeandtool 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:48 people who haven’t experienced depression, acting as an expert on the subject never gets old.

  • @syguy3599
    @syguy3599 9 месяцев назад +1

    what is the podcast at 0:14?

  • @nsf574
    @nsf574 9 месяцев назад

    2:21 4:12 7:37

  • @henrybp797
    @henrybp797 9 месяцев назад

    Chad dad

  • @aomregcik
    @aomregcik 6 месяцев назад

    12:39 C02 DETECTOR DETECTED

  • @artie649
    @artie649 9 месяцев назад +2

    wow thank you guy born with a silver spoon for the advice! very cool! maybe ill go into trade school next

  • @felixwankel3989
    @felixwankel3989 День назад

    Hire Summer, she'll bring excitement to the podcast and would make a great thirst trap.

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 9 месяцев назад +1

    Certified Sirach 26:12 Moment

  • @476megaman
    @476megaman 8 месяцев назад

    where is 1:18 from and what is the context?

    • @PanterAlu
      @PanterAlu 7 месяцев назад +1

      It’s from these comedy sketch guys in Mexico, Navarretes show. The skit was a guy going to sing for a girl he likes and she walks out with another dude. Never expected to see their content on a Sam Hyde video 😂

  • @isac8475
    @isac8475 9 месяцев назад +10

    with the way you compose these videos into one topic, you are not human..

  • @Climekx
    @Climekx 9 месяцев назад

    heroes music? my man

  • @harazharmr9885
    @harazharmr9885 9 месяцев назад

    Debtmaxxing doesn’t count as debts though, does it?

  • @oldJimmyWales
    @oldJimmyWales 9 месяцев назад +1

    lol please drop source of Mexican singing in intro

  • @AiresOne
    @AiresOne 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yall need more Jesse Lee Peterson