TRY NOT TO CRINGE! - Tito Ortiz Edition
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- Try not to laugh / cringe featuring tito ortiz weirdest and cringiest moment trying to put a sentence together in english Dana White said Google tito Ortiz talking and called him stupid. Featuring chael sonnen, chuck liddell, Daniel Cormier
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😂👌🏻 Guilty as charged.
Yes, just watched a Dana vid and he said to look this up!
Guilty! N Dana was rt !!
"I love my grandma. I call her every night and wake her up to remind her to take her sleeping pills."
-Tito Ortiz
And the onion he attempted to cut🤣
A microphone is the toughest opponent Tito ever faced.
😂😂😂😂😂
To funny
Tito's a moron! He got his last three brain cells punched out of him years ago!!!🤕
Truth! 😂
Lost every time 😂😂😂
"I expect no least than I expect"
- Tito Ortiz
I expect no least than I expect
Don't we all? 😂
Broooo 😭😭😭😭
I wanna tell me what's what you see by the fight what you saw when you were in the rjng
He's right
" this guy can't even put a sentence together "
*tito immediately fails to put a sentence together*
Classic 🤣🤣🤣
He even said "fucking" wrong lol
Kinda like joe Biden
the funny thing is if he actually stopped at “he’s trying to make his wine” it would’ve kinda made sense but then he just started spitting gibberish
Cheese & Wine
I'm here because Dana white said "Google Tito Ortiz talking" and there's no disappointment 😂
Dana White just told me to come here... 😂😂😂😂
Same here 😂
Same here. Tito is as dumb as a thump.
Finally, Dana’s lies are becoming truth.
This shit is pure gold!!
Give Tito a break. He trains 6 days a week. 5 of those day he'll train 3 days , and one of those days he'll train for 2 days.....look it up, he actually said that.
Perfectly Tito!
💀💀💀
Does Tito have a hyperbolic time chamber?
I was hoping for this comment 😂🤣
He's reaching for those grapes 🍇
“I want to outlive my children…. Of course”…. Best line ever
Man having the perspective of a father him saying that is beyond selfish.
@@CombatSportsRed right. As a father I want my kids to out live me of course
@@Stopvotingdemocrat I feel the same way
What was he thinking?
@@michaelfowler5760 Man.... I have no idea, but that was a classic line from Tito.... If he doesnt have brain damage, NOBODY does. lol
Chuck Liddell was legitimately in shock and confused trying to understand what Tito was saying LMAO
Well he was saying he matured well but not great because his father n grandparents r really old.. perfectly explained 😂 makes perfect sense 😂.. stop reaching for your grapes
@@TheSands83 he tryna make his wine and it sounding like a violin
No matter how many times I see that clip, it kills me!
Dude have u seen liddel face in that fox show with joe rogan
I’ve watched it dozens of times, and I’m 100% convinced Chuck thought he was having a stroke. He had that look on his face like, “What’s going on? Is everyone else hearing this? Is my brain melting? Do I need to go to the hospital?” Luckily for him, it was just Tito trying to form a sentence.
Love it how Tito digs and digs and digs……and digs himself into a even deeper hole when speaking 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 dead on dude when he starts talking and some random shit just FLYS outta his mouth he doesn't think🤔 ohh..that's not what I meant... He thinks...."I wanna outlive my children"? Yeah..🤔now how can I finish this off and make it sound good 🤔
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the guy really should say nothing.
That last story about Africa & the lion was really quite complicated & could be legendary & perfect if told by a mentally nimble fighter.
Well that was his signature thing when he won ...pretend he was digging and digging and digging 🤣
"I self learned myself " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's digging his hole, he's making his wine
"I'm only 43 years old, I'm an old mature, I'm matured all that... I mean very fast but at the same time my body hasn't matured great just because of... my father's really old, my father's is 80 years old and my grandma's a 100 years old so my body is in great shape."
Tito Ortiz everybody!
There has to be something mentally wrong with him. 😂😂
sound like Joe Biden🤣🤣
im so high i dont even understand what he said thanks for the translate
“ Let me tell you how you feeling right now” 😂😂😅🤣
lol
How's it feel feds daughter wanted someone homeless over 1 nut husband telling kids that lol wanted me to trach adopted kid how to fight, lol do same shit to him lol wanna leave family too lol smart kid
"Me, myself, and Chuck..."
Alpha move
Fedor speaks better English than Tito
charles oliveria has better English than tito lmao
Nate diaz might have better English than Tito
Stipe has better English than tito
😂🤣
“We got a translator… for our English-speaking audience.”
It's all comedic gold, but the part where he's sitting next to Chuck Liddell and talking about maturing old gets me. I LOVE when Chuck looks back at the interviewers in the middle of Tito's answer. It's as if Tito's stupidity has caused Chuck to doubt himself and wonder if his answer is making sense to anyone else. Chuck looks at the interviewers with a look of alarm on his face hoping that the interviewers look confused or are laughing, so that he'll know he's not the only one baffled by Tito's stupidity.
Ohh my God I can’t stop laughing at your comment! It took me like 15 minutes to finish reading your comment. I was laughing so hard I was crying picturing Chucks face! Man you sealed my night don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep thinking about it.
Your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It fucking kills me. The dudes nearly brain dead and even he realised Tito can't string a sentence together.
😂😂😂
Lmhahz😂😂😂😂
"I don't drink Alcohol...that much...at all, anymore...EVER!"
"Compared to when I was youger"
🤣
Such a beautiful haiku...
@@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM 😆
@@Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM At least in my 20s
Dude got hit way too many times. 😂
He's always been like this, but yeah it has gotten worse, as the hits haven't helped
I honestly think that has nothing to do with it 🤣 That’s just regular Tito.
“I don’t drink alcohol… that much. At all anymore. Ever... I mean, not compared to when I was in my twenties.”
Jesus, Tito. Just say you don’t drink as much as you used to.
that was like beetlejuice's "I don't smoke" tirade
I think that’s about a syllable away from a haiku.
He only drinks one day a week, except on Tuesday when he drinks two days. Also on Thursdays when he drinks four days a week. So he only drinks twice a week except for Saturdays when it's 3 days per week, and Sunday but only in the morning for two days.
@@teerollings6919 💀💀💀🤣🤣
@@TheMasonator777 Tito's so dumb he thinks a haiku is that japanese math puzzle
He’s trying to sound so profound but at the same time he sounded so stupid !He’s a legend in his own mind
I love it
Hahaha hes such a jackass 😂
Tito is the smartest man on the planet in Titos head
No.... Tito's a legend... I find the video funny but don't disrespect what Tito's done. He paved the way for the sport we have today
@@jefferyflood I never said he is not a legend, he is an mma legend for sure but at the same time he is funny with the way he answers questions which is fine nothing wrong with that. If anything I have immense respect for Tito based off the way he handled the Anderson Silva loss, with that being said I dont care abt all the useless hatred thrown towards him I just enjoy listening to him speak bec I find it entertaining in a positive way. Thats not an attack at his character or the way he presents itself, its admiration towards him bec he is diff & he owns it.
Don’t ever forget “There was never no marriage”
"he embarassed me on my birthday"
"You're a fucking punk dude"
He cracked the biggest smile when he said that💀💀💀
You’re a fuckin punk dude
@@sumoathelstan "Well just to correct you I was never in no marriage 😁😁😁😁" -Tito Ortiz
Brendan Shaub and Tito Ortiz trying to communicate with each other is fucking gold
The Thicc Titz podcast. Gold right there
At the end of the conversation they'd definitely both walk separate ways and both say "That guys an idiot" to themselves.
FADE IN:
INT. UFC PRESS ROOM - DAY
Brendan Schaub, a former mixed martial artist turned commentator, and Tito Ortiz, a retired UFC fighter, are sitting at a press conference table, attempting to have a conversation with each other. It quickly becomes clear that their communication skills are seriously lacking.
BRENDAN:
So, Tito, what do you think of the current state of the UFC?
TITO:
(misunderstanding) Oh, I don't like the color of the new jerseys.
BRENDAN:
(confused) What? No, I'm asking about the state of the sport.
TITO:
(still not getting it) Yeah, the jerseys. They're too bright.
BRENDAN:
(facepalming) No, Tito, I'm talking about the fighters, the matchups, the events. What do you think of all that?
TITO:
(looking lost) I don't know, man. I just want to fight.
BRENDAN:
(sighing) Okay, let's change the subject. What do you think of Conor McGregor's chances in his next fight?
TITO:
(thoughtful) Well, I think he's a great fighter, but he needs to work on his grappling.
BRENDAN:
(nodding) Yeah, that's definitely an area he could improve in. But what about his striking?
TITO:
(looking puzzled) His what?
BRENDAN:
(holding back a laugh) His striking. You know, his punches and kicks.
TITO:
(understanding) Oh, his striking! Yeah, he's got some good punches.
BRENDAN:
(smirking) Yeah, I think he's got a bit more than just "some" good punches.
The two continue to struggle with their conversation, with Tito frequently misunderstanding Brendan's questions and Brendan struggling to decipher Tito's responses.
BRENDAN:
(to himself) Communicating with Tito Ortiz is like trying to speak a different language.
TITO:
(smirking) Yeah, man, I don't know what you're saying half the time.
The press conference ends with both men laughing, clearly amused by their lack of communication skills.
FADE OUT.
@@tomassilva4474 Brendan coming across way too smart in this dialogue
@@androogalt pahahaahha
2:20
That boy Chuck had to look over at the reporters to see if they were hearing what he was hearing, dude looked like he was legit concerned for Tito 😂😂😂
0:22 "I wanna tell ME, what you see, lets go ahead and see, by the fight, what you saw, in the ring" WHAT!? 🤣
Was looking for this lol
Same@@Mondolfo17
The hour I wasted having this on repeat 😂🤣😭 swear to God I'm saying this at work with the straightest face
“Jealous of him, this guy can’t even put a sentence together” then proceeds to fail to put a sentence together 😂😂😂 Tito is gold 😂
😂😂😂
Fools gold
I had to rewind it a few times..pure gold!
He's like the Micheal Scott of the UFC.
This is soooo accurate
It’s one of his characters, Ultimate Mike.
😭 legit
Haha best comment
Lmao yes he is
You dont tell Tito how you're feeling, he tells you how you're feeling
Tito is also a great wordsmith as well. Shakespeare ain’t got nothing on him.
@@seanrun4228 neither do those jackals, dudes a lion
@@tropicalterrarium1742 check 2:46 into the video he literally says to emelianenko "Let me tell you how you're feeling" lol
1:36 the look on Tito’s face like he won an argument. And Chaels face & shoulder shrug just before is priceless! 😂
Lmao, "it wasn't my wife"
His stupid smile 😆😂🤣
Thank you for pointing that out, I missed it the first time.. this guy never fails for a good laugh.. my goodness
I was looking for this comment! Tito like "gotteeem" 😂
Tito the kind of guy to lose a rap battle to a mute guy
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chael falling asleep while Tito talking is the funniest shit ever to me
😂😂😂😂😂
Putting tito on the mic with uncle Chael should have been some sort of crime 😂
Chucks face when Tito’s talking about how he’s matured.😂 that look from Chuck was what made that interview so funny. He’s looking at the interviewer like “wtf is he talking about? Can you believe a grown man talks like that?” 😂
It was hilarious 🤣🤣
Tito is cringe like hell
He's an old mature
@Boushbash you mean cringe as hell, right tito?
That was the"see what you guys started?" Look he gave them 😂😂😂
When he says chuck can’t even put a sentence together never fails to make me laugh
"Just to correct you it was no marriage"
So layered. Perfect
Christopher Walken: “Tito, please don’t ever quote me again”
Tito: “Ok, I won’t ever quote me again”
"Me, myself and Chuck"😂😂
That's the sequel to me myself and Irene
tito being lowkey genius and trying to get two pay per view pay checks
Sounds like a cartoon
Sounds like a porno from the 70s
‘I wanna tell me’ gets me every time😂
🤣
That interview with Chuck gets me every time!😂 Never has WTF been communicated so clearly.🤣
Chuck was like “you hearing this “
Tito talking about jackals and hyenas and eating right through this little hyena… Then they cut out the best part, not long after Tito goes to speak again and Chael says “Tito, tell us another story about Jackals.”
"Tell another Jackal story"
Could of swore he called him a jackass. But I went back and watched it. In my head it went, "I'm a jackal...and you're a jackass"
😭
@@ItIsYouAreNotYour in my head in went "Im the king if the jungle who do you think your are I am!"
@@CashMoneyKennels haha Yeah it's strange how our memories create things that never happened.
“It is just me, myself, and Chuck” LMFAOOOOOO
Tito “I want to outlive my children” Ortiz
Of course 100%
LoL 🤣🤣🤣
Chanel snoring, while he was rambling about the wilderness, was pretty funny!!!
Chanel? Talk about Tito !!😂😂
“I never let you guys down until now.”
3:14 "now it's about my kids, I wanna outlive my children, of course 100%"
When chael started snoring, that was the best delivery time. I think that made tito mess up more. Priceless
Only person that makes tito mess up more is tito. He doesn't need any help hahah
Never change Tito. Best shit ever.
I died when he started talking about the lion 😂
I actually think Tito and Chael should have a reality show together. They are hilarious with each other.
Tito could do stand up better than anyone, although unintentionally. best laughs I've had in ages.
He doesn't need to prepare any material. Just ask him to talk about different topics
He reaching for those grapes and he’s trying to make wine, and that wines starting to sound like a violin with cheese and wine.
I thought that was beautiful and just what we were all thinking
I've always been really curious about what he was trying to say in that moment
@@smolsnek3835omething about violins playing for him, i.e a pity party, and probably meant to ask if he 'wanted some cheese with that Whine'
Poetry
@@turdferguson2wow that’s pretty impressive that you speak Tito. Very few in the world could comprehend that
Lol. Thank you. I think
1:29 I've seen this exchange multiple times, but this is the first time I noticed tito's smile. He was proud of that response.
Chael is a genius because he knows when NOT to talk and he let that line sink in 😂😂
Tito really thought he got challenged with that one
I think maybe its edited haha, maybe not
Hahahhaha omg youre right!!!
😂
When Chuck Liddell looks at you like WTF, it's bad😅
Dana white said he’s so stupid that he will step over a dollar to pick up a nickel 🤣
He said dime
"This little hyena right here I'm going to eat right through him." -Oito Trtiz
Outlive his children hahaha, hadn't heard that beore.
Chael went so easy on him. If he wanted to, he could have crushed him and exposed him so badly the commission would have questioned his license
Tito “I wanna outlive my Children” Ortiz
Did he just smash a juicebox?
Chucks face when he looked back at the interviewers gets me every time, hahaha. He looked genuinely confused by Titos' stupidity
"Finally your lies are becoming the truth" 😭
tito is the cringe GOAT
My boy has legendary 7-month camps leading up to his fight😂
“That was a nasty line by me” - Our undefeated savior
"I wanna tell me what you see, lets go ahead and see by the fight. What you saw... in the ring?"
This one always kills me, the other dude must have been so confused 😂
Ortiz was the one that needed a translator.
The dramatic pauses between Tito’s nonsense just make its that much more hilarious.
Even Tito is confused by his own stupidity
It’s like he gives himself more time to figure out what he’s saying then somehow messes it up even more
"I can't let you get close" - Chael Sonnen.
Any time I feel down I just watch some tito ortiz videos. 😂😂😂
Chuck was so confused by that verbal origami, he sobered up.
There just simply isn't enough tito material, he is hilarious
If we had to send just one person or "ambassador" if you will, to meet the first extraterrestrial, it would be hands down, Tito. The thing about big T is he has great communication skills,timing in speech, and speaks with correctness and conviction.
Send in Tito first if we ever have a chance to meet aliens. If there friendly they can relate to Tito and his big head. If they're not friendly Tito's big head will block there supersonic high intensity photon cannons
Well just to correct you there was never no aliens.
@@tony_dogs you sound like tito ortiz lmao
@@theblaze2294 That was the point 🤓
@@harrycrotch9574 Perfect.
‘’ i am an old mature’’
- Tito Ortiz
I don't know what's more entertaining. Every time Tito talks and stumbles or James Vick getting in a ring and getting KO'ed
4:23 one of the greatest moments in MMA history 😂
Tito would not expect anything less than what he expects
This dude is a magnificent orator. He self learned himself.
Tito’s career started as a make a wish, then he survived the tumor and we were stuck with him
💀
Tito Ortiz might actually be the first ever "Anti-Wordsmith" 😂
2:30 Ricky is the funniest Tv show character of all time. “I’m self smarted” 😂😂
Only Steven Segal beat him.
I fuckin a toad a soe
Him telling Fedor “Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now” isn’t the same unless you get to see him awkwardly hand the mic over afterward.
I've been watching these Genius Tito videos all week, good to see they're still rolling out lmao.
Lmao they’re instant classics
@@checksoverstripes2498 I agree.
"He can't put a sentence together" precedes not to put a sentence together.
I love Tito, he seems like a genuine guy behind all the bravado and showmanship he has to put on to garner attention and views for his fights.
Like he thinks things and when he wants to talk they come out scrambled.
Omg this is describing things to perfection! This guy is a whole Cringemagnet!
Typical of a guy who’s been punched and kicked in the head…hard.. a bunch of times.
@@JB-qt3wo no the hell it isnt lmao, youre just thinking of nate diaz
The violin wine line had me dying. 😂😂 What the fuck Tito.
Tito’s telling the lion story and Brennan Ward is sitting next to him with a look like he wished he could get out of there 😂
Totally needed that. Ortiz! True goat. Respect.
Zero brain cells thanks to Chuck 😂
The lion story will NEVER get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t seen a single fight of Tito and he’s my favorite he’s so stupid it’s actually likeable somehow
That Ricky edit made me weak 😂💀
The thing is its spot on as well!
Dana Said „Google Tito Ortiz talking“ best advice ever
Holy cow.. he knows the word perseverance. Chuck Lidell speachless got me. 😆
" hes trying to make his wine and that wine is already sounding like a violine"😂
I would kill to see Tito’s reaction to this video
He'd let the creator know that he's reaching for those grapes and making his wine and his wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine
@@tony_dogs lmfaooo
@@tony_dogs 🤣
He’d say “what’s so funny?”
Ummmm that video was about who it was about if I was titto I would try better ...
Throwing in Ricky from Trailer Park Boys was too fucking amazing 💀🤣
Listening to Tito can be brutal, hilarious, awkward- everything you can think of. BUT, honestly I love the guy for the entertainment he gives.
My favorite is when Chuck looks back at the interviewer like "BRO! LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED!"
The entire video is hilarious but the last clip with him going on and on about this jackal story and Chael snoring had my stomach in knots lol.
“is it true you’re coming back in the fall tho that the fight will be in the fall”
“yes it’ll be in april”
jesus tito cant be real
Imagine if the translator came back with “this is too difficult”
3:13 "Now it's about my kids. I wanna outlive my children" lmao
2:21 - Coked out Chuck Lidell's expression is everything.