EATING MY FIANCEE'S RIDICULOUS DAILY DIET IN ONE SITTING | BeardMeatsFood
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2020
- By popular demand, here it is...The Mrs Beard Daily Diet Challenge! Today's video is just a bit of a laugh, but it's been suggested so many times now I thought it was about time I gave it a crack.
Of course, she doesn't eat this much every single day and I was fairly liberal with the portions but still, it should give you a bit of an insight into the daily habits of one of the country's freakiest eaters ;)
Yes, everybody knows it's terrible. Spare your fingers the effort.
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Q: How come you don’t get fat?
A: I eat like this for 1 hour of a 168 hour long week. In simple terms, I eat at caloric maintenance over the course of time, meaning I don’t gain weight.
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Evening all! Tonight’s video is by popular request believe it or not…It’s just a bit of a laugh and of course I was pretty generous with the portion sizes; Lindsey doesn’t eat 4,000 calories every day of the week. Either way, I hope you enjoy it, thanks as always for watching, and if you’ve got nothing better to do, I’ll be back on Thursday with a video I know you’re all gonna love!
BeardMeatsFood would you try and eat a massive meat and taty pie 🥧 English classic
@William Baxter ha not far off will!
@Florence J haha wouldn't have it any other way
@SuperNova I wonder the same thing 😆
Beard what you think about the premier League starting on Wednesday , you hyped bro? And what team do you support ?
she's got the diet of a 12 year old who's been left home alone for the weekend with some cash for groceries
If you're going to be a judgmental dick and you're not a fan, why are you even on here??
That is an insult to 12 year olds
@@MiladyToxic lol true, my younger brother can atleast cook a couple of basic meals for himself, in today’s climate of eating like trash you’d think that a grown adult would have a decent sense of nutrition and health
This is how most people from the UK seem to eat, atleast judging by the ones I've met
@@DakDavies I think the average brit has the same general diet as people of many other first world nations (USA, Canada, Australia, etc), but it's easy to run stereotypes, UK has comparable obesity rates to most other western nations, and 99% of people are low-middle class workers eating what they can afford. the UK has been hit with tough inflation in the past year and being a colder nation means added costs to households (heating), very likely a lot of people can't afford to eat more than beans and basic meals.
I love how non-judgmental he is about her diet. Needless to say her diet is horrible
He needs to be judgemental about it tbh, she ain’t gonna live long with a diet like that
if u care about ur loved one you would be judgmental about it
His a bad partner
Went in with an open mind, but didn't expect it to be that bad. Stuffing down tons of carbs and sugars- bread, desserts, soda, candy, chips whilst slathering trans fats filled margarine all over everything. What the fuck man? She's gonna have high cholesterol, debilitating blood pressure problems, kidney and liver problems, cardiovascular issues. Additionally, making those snide remarks knowing that people would disapprove- how arrogant. Clearly some very ignorant people completely divulging themselves into their gluttony.
she eats literally only carbs
Insane that in this couple, the dude doing massive food challenges is the one with the healthier diet.
I love carbs as much as the next guy but that made me feel sick 😂
@@ThiefOfNavarreyeah I'm a baker and usually live off mostly carbs, but wow this stuff is just crap, all looks so bland too
The CARBS.
Super unfair that I'd be 600 lbs eating like that, but I'm still overweight with a decent diet lmao
Those strawberries are doing gods work 😂
Those strawberries are keeping her from meeting God in person
Not with all that sugar. My grandma got diabetes from eating fruit daily. I don’t think adding more sugar to a diet filled with carbs and sugars is gonna balance anything out.
@@H.E.M. you can’t get diabetes from eating fruit everyday, it was the other parts of her diet that did that. People can actually treat and basically cure their diabetes by eating fruit. Real sugars are processed completely differently in the body.
@@happyhippiesurbanfarm8991 cope
@@zkonsti1182 Facts. Sounds like you’re coping.
Beard: "don`t bother"
90% of the comments: bothers
Petition to change Mrs. Beard to Mrs. Bread
hahaha yes
@@Beardmeatsfood 1000000 calorie challenge upcoming? ;)
de si bre Srbine.
😄
@@znakoviporedputa1596 pozdrav znače pored puta!
I'd be seriously worried about the current and longer-term health of my partner if he ate like that. Absolutely horrendous diet.
This made me feel way better about my diet. I might over eat but I at least eat vegetables every day and enjoy making home cooked meals.
BeardMeatsFood: "Don't bother calling her out on her diet"
Fans: *Proceeds to flame her food choices*
yes, but less flame and more genuine concern
She gonna eat herself into an early grave if she keeps this diet
@@LocalLannister so many English people eat like this, idk what it is. Same here in Ireland. We all just have such awful diets, ne’er a veggie in sight 🤦🏻♀️
Her liver must be damaged already
I think Lindsey's diet is her business. I like her
Love how she says “half past” - somehow crowbarring the breakfast coke into the realms of the justifiable. 😂
Vernon Francis Gallagher aka...magic hour
Hahahahah 👍🏽👍🏽
'breakfast coke' lmao
Have to admit there have been some mornings I've woken up and craved a can of cherry coke (not often and less often i have any in the house) so I get the 'coke first thing' cravings...maybe its a female thing?
@@jugdar13think it's a blood sugar thing. Very common to craving a sweet drink in the morning when hungover
I think Stork is similar to our margarine. It's like 1 molecule away from being the same thing as the Tupperware it's in
Whipped vegetable oil is Tupperware?
Fun fact: margarine is black when first made, has to be bleached and died. Dont know how anyone eats that crap, butter is actually good for you and people think its bad. Just like people think diet soda is better for you, actually that fake sugar is terrible and causes cancer. Much rather take real fats and sugars than this fake rubbish
@@hankstrickland5011 Hydrogenated industrial seed oils were never intended to be food.
@@ApoBeefthere are seed oils living in your walls. You might have to do a juice cleanse now 😖 Don't forget to check your horoscope and put your detox socks on 😲 Everyone is out to get me. If I stray from my strict diet of hard tack and pemmican I might ingest seed oils and instantaneously develop a tumor the size of a basketball. I love fear mongering based on pseudoscience.
I just feel sad for all the amazing flavours she’s missing out ☹️
My mom and dad used to say the same thing to me. But when you are a picky eater, those flavors that everyone else loves taste vile to a fussy person. I am waaaaaaaaay better than I used to be as a child, but I still have a huge list of 'nope' foods.
It all looks so boring, im a baker and a picky eater, but wow this is bland and horrible
I feel sorry for her life expectancy.
Their british
I am just amazed lady Beard is still alive with a diet like this. She lives on Carbs and Sugar. Also does she hate Flavor?
she's english. England traveled the world for spices and decided they do not like any of them.
@@davidgallagher8684 "traveled the world"
@@OverClocked colonized
@@TheWunder exactly
@@OverClocked Rest of the world just weren't witty enough to get it done themselves, that's all :)
Ahh yes, the good ol "hardened arteries" diet
watching this made me realize my diet isn't too bad 😂
Buahahhaha same
Same! 😂
I have a similar diet to this one but actually seeing it from that point of view makes me want to start to diet
start to diet?? your diet shouldn’t look anything like that food.
It's not about dieting, it's about learning how to sustainably eat in a way that will give your body all the nutrients it needs to function well.
Nah, your fine xx I also have a similar -if not worse diet. I could feel bad about it right now and try to change myself but I'm bang in the middle of the BMI chart. I often run 7 miles in an hour. I never faint, get sick, throw up, get temperatures, get lightheaded. It just doesn't happen to me for some reason. I sleep 7-8 hours a day. I have little stress in my life. Don't smoke or drink heavenly or take drugs. Sure I could improve my diet abit but I'm not Gona. I'm healthier than most of the people commenting about this poor diet. Sure, change if you want to but don't do it because of the comments on this thread. Xx
@@rebeccaaustin8996just because your BMI is okay, doesn't mean you're healthy lmao. The number of times I've seen "he was a healthy runner, I don't know how he died young" is too high.
@@Ryan-wx1bi sooo... Are you saying exercising and a healthy BMI are not indicators of good health 🤣. Are you saying health is purely based on a diet. Or that you can only be considered healthy if you score 100% on every health criteria. if so what is the cut off for each criteria 🤣 how many miles do you have to run to be healthy? How much water should you drink? How many vitamins must you take? It gets abit ridiculous after a while lol What is a healthy diet? Some will say a vegan diet is the healthiest diet, others say a raw meat diet is the healthiest, some people will say abit of everything is healthy, but then they might include chocolate cake in their diet so are they still healthy? Indonesians think it's healthy to eat rice with every meal. Bread used to be considered healthy now it's not considered healthy. And also are you saying that if you die you can't of been healthy when you were alive? 🤣 I think it's safe for me to call myself healthy. The doctors seem to think I am healthy despite my average diet.
I use Stork as a rust preventative on high carbon steel blades.
I bet that works pretty well.
Is Stork margarine? I don't think we have that brand where I live.
I could be wrong but I heard that it was a byproduct of the paint industry dyed yellow and sold as a spread.
TheCoolTable it’s margarine made from palm oil.
Palm oil.... isn't that the stuff they chop down virgin forrest for?
Just saying.......
I’m a bit worried about her health after seeing this actually. She’s such a nice girl, take care of her.
"take care of her", you cant take care of someone that doesn't want to take care of themselves.
Aleksandar Ivano you can try.
@@woolgum You're good people
@@woolgum you can try but he isnt reading any comments so 😀😂
Im not surprised by the size of her waist, it's too predictable that her diet consisted of diabetes type 2
this is a type 2 diabetes diet waiting to happen ...this is actually worrying
Oh please, like you're actually worried about her health. You're just being judgmental and you're pissed off because she's comfortable in her own skin. May want to think about that.
@@jsully8076 People can be genuinely concerned without being jealous or judgmental.
Im watching it concerned too. All terrible nutritionally- dangerous diet that means a surplus of calories and toxic ingredients, which means progressively gaining weight (too many calories in, vs out) and stressful to the body and organs. Generally when people eat these kinds of foods, they gradually gain weight over the years and don’t stay a healthy body mass. Their body will have a high fat percentage and low muscle percentage and it will be a steady slope of weight increase.
@@hadassah6085 Ehhh! Nope. In the case of people's weight and they're eating habits whenever anyone expresses concern, it's an absolute joke. She doesn't even know this woman she never will. Stop defending bad behavior please.
@@jsully8076 you know nothing about nutrition. you're the one being judgmental. I too am concerned about anyone who eats like a toddler without parental supervision
Finding your channel right after being diagnosed with GOR (gastro-oesophageal reflux) got me vicariously living through you
Oh my gosh, I feel your pain so hard and I'm so sorry. I've been in the ER 3 times for its relative GERD and was on a potato diet for a whole year. Even now my foods are mainly bland! But Watching Adam down pizzas and burgers gives me life.
Yeah, I have to eat extremely low histamine and beard meets food helps quiet the cravings from having a limited diet😊
Very informative. I would have guessed it contained more garlic bread. That soda is a calorie counters nightmare
I was looking to see if you watched this one lol
It’s like the complete opposite of a ketogenic diet 😂
Carbogenic diet
John Bishop honestly, write a book with that title and people will buy it.
The "Fuck Keto" diet
The face I pulled when I seen the Stork marg. I looked like just ate a sour lemon 😂😂😂
If this is really how your wife eats everyday, then I'd be very *very* worried.
Good job it isn't your fiancé then. It's her life, leave her to it.
@@Inked_CRok we’ll all just start being so accepting of everyone’s horrible choices, that even if it’ll kill them prematurely we shouldn’t care! I like this idea. It’ll weed out the stupidity and make us all stronger in the end…. Survival of the fittest. Thank you
He did say she doesn’t eat this every day!
@@Inked_CRnot paying taxes are you, underage? Being a burden on society should never be acceptable
@@Inked_CR What a dumb take.
Stork here in America - I think- is called margarine. It is used as a butter substitute. I was forced to grow up on it and 50 years ago when I found out what real butter is and what Stork is I never look back and have only used butter ever since. There are regular rumors that go around telling you that butter is bad for you but if you find out what is in other things you will never use anything but butter again
We call it magarine too. Stork is the brand name 😊
Yeah butter isn’t a health food but at least I know what’s in it 😅
My bf is American and he checked all the labels here for soy lol he did say all our food is much better and there are a lot of things extra in American versions. I’m mostly raw vegan so I don’t even see ingredient lists rly I like to eat from nature only it’s rare to buy something in a packet the total opposite to this video lol
@@sarahmcdonnell7705 yes, and butter is way healthier than margarine. Less chemicals and a 'purer' fat.
Yeah it's called margarine in the US. You may as well be eating plastic
Every meal looks like a trip to the fridge at 3am. So random and unhealthy.
Have u seen her mate...🤮
Its disgusting...
@@meffodman1855 Rude.
Tahmid Ali post a photo of yourself so we can judge you, I bet you look worse than Mrs Beard xx
@@Eatingaloneagain Maybe if he eats flour bread all day
Tahmid Ali 💯
This is pretty mutch average diet where I come from (bolton) just missing 20 cigs and a case of stella
@James Tomlinson 😂😂😂😂😂, na mate...
You don't eat spelling books over there either.
@James Tomlinson sounds like westleigh that 🤣
Lmaoooooo
Scabootie nerd
As someone who doesn't eat bread and eats vegetables multiple times a day, it surprises me how much dough is in this challenge 🙈 I would be clogged up for days 😂
I mean she seems clogged up, have you seen her? I don't think anything leaves that body.
I guess that's what the strawberries are for.
Quite the pretentious comment. Guess you're perfect!
Too many veggies make me bloated AF. Balanced diet is best for me.
ok
I love how kind they are to eachother 💖 it’s so endearing how she’s not embarrassed around him & he’s not judgmental of her diet. So cute & I laughed a lot 😅💖💖
Deep down he hates it. Every man wants a fit wife. He might hide it well because he loves her dearly, but deep down it eats away at him (pun intended). You can tell by the comments he makes.
@@TheHypernaught I mean, hopefully he wants an *alive* wife, which he may not have for many more years if she keeps this up :(
I see a lot of back handed insults lol
@@emmyricciardi7498 I see a lot of people IGNORING REALITY cause it makes their feelz hurt. She's a tub of lard that's destined for a diabetic wheelchair. That better?
Embarrassed around him? He should be embarrassed around her. She looks really sickly and unhealthy, and you can tell on top she has a prissy, entitled personality which doesn't match with her unhealthy bloat body.
This was like one of those massive food tubes from Supersize Vs Superskinny😳
Awww I miss that god awful show
More like that show fussy eaters lol
They Both EAT alot
D. Hull there are a few episodes on RUclips! I watched some the other day and wondered why it was ever allowed to air on TV. What an awful yet addictive show😂😂
That's exactly what I thought too
This makes me feel so much better about my diet 😂
willy cam for the boys
That's exactly what I thought :-D but I took it further in my mind saying 'people' eat that sort of bad food, I'm doing much better than most, hahaha
This almost is my diet. I’ll eat more chocolate, that’s probably the main difference, more sandwiches and less Yorkshire puddings
@@kittykat8177 the sheer ammount of snacks in it is astounding
Its not really that bad... except that 1.5liter of cola
“I’m quite partial to a ring every now and then” commence the over excited laugh 😂😂😂😂 that had me creasing!!
My diet used to be a lot like that but I ate vegetables too, but I had a ton of carbs especially rice. I am now pre-diabetic because of the food I used to eat. I eat healthier now but am still borderline diabetic. Please, please be careful of your food intake. I wouldn't want the same thing happening to you as it did me. ❤
Has Mrs Beard ever heard of AFRID or SED (selective eating disorder)? Not making light of anything - its a real thing! Like an OCD around food. My diet is also only bland, white, starch/carbs so I can relate :)
This comment needs more attention. This seems highly possible.
Yeah I agree
there's also "same food" and "safe food" for the neurodivergent
Yea nobody eats like this without a reason, because it makes your body feel horrible
So it’s a type of mental illness?
Would she be up for a challenge like having you meal prep and schedule her food for her for a period of time like a week (or a month if she’s up for that long of a challenge!)? Love those kind of videos- so fun!
This is one of my favorites. The back and forth is just so entertaining.
The mid advert I got on this video was an advert for a product to help you with constipation 😂😂
how apt hahaha
That’s her diet for a day? Aight that’s enough internet for today
lol this was disgusting to watch.
@@SenderBudYerGood agree :D
Yea a lot for a female that isnt athletic
He did mention that she doesn’t eat like this every single day, just like a general idea
zZSkyNinjaZz still grim
This video is way more entertaining than I thought it would be 😂
My boyfriend hated vegetables. I started making him stir fry beef and vegetables (mushrooms, bell peppers, broccoli and onions) with very little sauce! He now eats vegetables raw and enjoys them!
I believe almost everything can be tasty to anyone if prepared right
w gf :3
I want to see a video of how he recovers from this. This video seems like him begging her to change her habit but without saying it explicitly.
pretty sure he did this for a reason to. she thinks its normal, might be his way of showing her its really not. Must be frustrating for him.
@@Nickzen5 I wonder why he is still with her...
could find 10000x better woman...
yeah she might be funny / supportive etc.
but what good does that do, when she is dead in 10yrs
or would you want the future mother of your kid be unhealthy?
@@g60force what a vile comment. Concentrate on your own life
@@g60force damn that’s savage
@@meleftnut3870 hell yeah it’s savage someone need to wake the fuck up… him or the missus…
i just love the fact i got an ad at the beginning and end of the video for a constipation relief product 🤣
I'd love to know how you guys met and you got into food challenges together with you both having such extreme diets. Food and drink are such a huge part of the enjoyment I share with my hubby.
He eats everything n anything, she eats a small range of food. Perfect couple tbh xx
every woman needs a totally non judgmental partner who lives them all the same. even pokes a little banter at her. Now, that's love
@@CatBrash I totally agree although I'd add on that should be the standard for every partner!
Who would want a partner who eats like this? Early death in coming
So perfect that they split 😂
You could make a series of her trying to eat vegetables, it'll be like seeing The Office where Michael forces Kevin to eat broccoli.
😭😭😭😭😩😂
"stop it, you're killing him!!!" 😂
Also, when Newman eats a piece of broccoli, however, he does chase it down with some honey mustard.
I genuinely can't understand people who refuse to eat anything healthy. You will regret it later in life. I guarantee it.
Oh god, don't say that word. Next you will be saying Brussel sprouts 🤢😮
This diet is only one color. This is insane I can't believe that someone actually has a worse diet than myself. Those strawberries were looking brighter than normal maybe because they actually had color. Damn Lindsey
Those jelly beans got some colour as well.
Mind your own business?
@@LauraPoulterdude...it's on youtube
I would be constantly needing to take a nap if this was my diet
the sugar crashes must be epic
Apparently she naps a ton, so she does too
You always deserves better than her mate. I see some of the comments she’s made in old videos and I felt really bad. My ex used to say things like that too.
Your alright Adam. We can wait to see the new lass when the times ready. Until then, sun smiles, and blue skies. Wishing u all the best
Iron deficiency... lets get itttt !!! 😂😂😂
No offence meant...... but your fiancé is on the right path to a heart attack mate 😂
i know, its a proper shit diet lol
@Pete Myers no need what a wanker you are
@OnTheSquare OnTheLevel Does she eat the same amount that he did on the video????
@@nicolejclarke yeah
Pete Myers You w4nker.
It's been three years since this video. Has her diet improved since then?
No.
lmao, have you seen her?
She's still overweight.
I use Stork as a spread. My parents used it when I was a kid, probably because it was cheaper than other margarines/butters. I didn't use it myself at first but I could never find a butter/margarine that I actually liked, everything just tastes a little strange, then I bought Stork one day and got a flood of nostalgia in my mouth, and I've used it since. It's not even the cheapest anymore :D
That's the weirdest diet I've ever seen... and I've seen some weird diets involving mayo.
Big Ed will have you assassinated is you diss mayo. Who needs gel or conditioner when you have mayo
after watching this i have a hankering for vegetables lol
@referral madness nice, im making roasted broccoli with garlic, topped with grated Parmesan and some 20 year old balsamic dropped on, its amazing XD
@@andrzejwysocki609 That sounds delicious. 😊
Yum! I’m having salmon and veg for dinner!
Lmao save yourself
In Germany we call this stuff "Magarine" and it is indeed for baking. With that said, i know a bunch of people who spread it on their toast. It is a pretty good substitute for butter if you living vegetarian.
Love the relationship between you two❤️
didnt aged well.
her blood must be pancake batter, blimey.
Is this your "subtle" way of telling her she needs to enjoy more greens? XD
I brought myself a pair of scales and weighed myself in front of my woman and then said why do you try it...
@@milkshakeflake wow bet you're a real ladies man
@@polla2256 lmao
Milkshake Flake try having a real conversation, if you actually care about her, if it’s a potential health issue ect... otherwise don’t be a knob
@@polla2256 if I would've told her she's overweight she would've gotten really upset. So I let her see for herself. I probably know my fiance more than you. She says it was a brilliant idea for her. What works for us might not work for everyone but that's not my business. And no I'm not a lady's man anymore as I'm a farther in my 30's in a happy in relationship of over 7 years.... Guess I know allot more than you gave me credit for... But trolls will be trolls... 😉
Macros:
Carbs: 99%
Fat: 1%
Protein: Lol nah
It's hard for me to not view people with such a 1-dimensional palate as...limited. On the other side palate is acquired, so they could change.
"She's not all there" 😂🤣
9 years now...Good Lord thats amazing. Love you two, you're both sweet people
We do have margarine in the US (like stork) it was considered a healthier option than butter in the 80s. Lots of boomers still prefer it, but the consensus now is that it really isn’t better for you than butter and in some ways is worse.
Boomers were born in the 1940s and early 50s. Too many people get it wrong. They are now in their 70s and 80s, like my Mum. I was a young woman in the 1980s with a baby girl to raise and all the experts on tv said Marg was better for you. Now it turns out it's not. I always preferred butter, but you follow what the experts say when you want the best for your baby.
@@kellysouter4381 According to both the Pew Research Center and the US Census Bureau boomers were born 1946-1964.
Margarine is like 3 hydrogen atoms away from being plastic. I believe?
The black crumpets made be laugh. I'm a chef, and when I was being trained, I was told one thing: "brown is cooked, black is fucked!"
Your girlfriend must feel hungry all the time.
Her diet is high in calories, but it's not filling
Good point. High in calories but it's not filling.
should eat more protein
She's basically eating a bucket of sugar, with some fish fingers thrown on top
yup cant beat protein, my ally with sugar cravings
I love beige food but when it's all set out on the table like that it'a almost as depressing as the way I feel after eating it.
Its really lovely the way you accept Ms. Beard. If my other ate even remotely like this I don't think I could be okay with that (i worry about us in our old age not his body composition)
Im realizing Ms Beard is now Mrs Beard
This would be a dealbreaker for me as well.
I like how he says when it's black around the edges, you've cooked it past the point it should be cooked.
Mr Beard, that was much nicer than what I say to my husband. I say he cooks food until it's not food anymore.
Would love to see you and Mrs beard do a 2 person eating challenge even if you eat a minority of it haha
Mrs Beard? More like 'Mrs Bread' am I right? :P
😂😂😂
Nice anagram
Giggity!
🤦🏻♂️well played 😂😂😂
Mrs. Beige
Mate....
I had to stop when I saw 'Stork' go on toast.
That is the most offensive thing my eyes have seen today 😂
@@bofaceof6541 "rituals" naw mate just call it what it is, stupid.
@@bofaceof6541 im working class and I still think stork on toast is horrendous.
@@bofaceof6541 I am working class, you absolute sausage.
@Bunkshizzle it's like a blend of unflavoured wax and skimmed milk.
@Bunkshizzle i thought it was margarine? Is it not?
It's endearing! You both are so cute!❤ Moring coke is what I have on my way to get coffee for the days work. Gotta have that buzz.....
I don't know how anyone can have a diet with so many bready things, at least she makes the food industry happy. Cheap crap they can make for next to nothing and sell expensive :O
It's like she only knows how to eat carbs lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love carbs to kinda hard to live without them 😂😍
I feel so bad for her, once she gets a bit older she’s really going to have massive health problems. I hope she can change her ways before irreversible damage is done
Carbs are ok but jesus christ a little self control is in order here.
Cant ye tell, by her size
Jesus my body is crying out in pain at all the bread....
Please don't blaspheme Tim...
My foot fell of watching this...
@@TapDancerDood why in gods name not?
Love this couple together. Lindsay is a hoot. Perfect couple.
So perfect that they split 😂
Me and Lindsay have pretty much the exact same diet lol apart from I wouldn’t have the battenburg I would have angel slices but the best foods in the world are garlic bread, home made Yorkshire puddings & pretty much any kind of potatoes 😊 Please tell Lindsay to visit Yorkshire Charcoal Fresh in Horsforth and ask for a square garlic margarita without the tomato sauce! I promise it will be the best garlic bread pizza she had ever had! I would put money on it!
My wife's daily diet consists of coffee, a croissant, and maybe chicken at some point in the afternoon. Followed by more coffee/espresso somewhere in there.
Italians.
Says that like it's a good thing🙄
oh dear
I am one year late, but caffeine supresses hunger. So that’s why she probally doesn’t eat much.
ah milan
-edit: Please don't think I'm judging here, merely an observation. It comes from a good place.
as someone who has the same discussion/s with my girlfriend...
for the benefit of your health ...stfu
As someone who has an unhealthy relationship with food except on the other side since I’m scared of food, it’s shockingly easy to have an awful relationship with food. I’ve been on both sides of the spectrum and both have something to do with wanting some form of control in your life. I also just think that she is a picky eater, much like the palate of a child.
@Lucas Lucas or what?
it always baffles me when adults eat food like this. I knew people who refused to eat veggies even into their 20's because their parents never pushed them to, and their parents were incredibly overweight. Candy, soda, full carb meal? Just complete processed foods.
Was fully on board to avoid passing judgement until we got to taking the marzipan off the battenberg, gotta draw a line somewhere.
Very unusual to actively hate a core component of something you choose to eat every day when you have the option of buying any other kind of cake!
Marzipan is 👎 Years ago when i used to eat Christmas cake i took the marzipan off 👍
@kate6038 honestly I don't like it either and I think I remember doing something similar when I was a kid. But now I just steer clear of Battenberg, which seems like the logical approach!
@@waywardgun same here 👍
Usually his videos make me hungry…this 1 I lost my appetite and feel a little sick
SAME... holyshit... I had to switch it off after he took the first bite WTF
Yeah is not helping my appetite any.
I ate a bowl of peaches and cream during this and felt sad that she can't do this. It's delicious.😊🍑🥛
Good on Mrs. Beard for not taking these comments personally. I don't get it, but who am I to judge. Fun video, as always.
haha it's making me laugh how many people go to the trouble of typing a comment about the diet being bad as if I've not mentioned about 20 times in the video itself how bad the diet clearly is...at least plenty of people have time on their hands...suppose that's a good thing eh?
People are full of hate beard and Lindsey understand the RUclips beast at this piont.
@@Beardmeatsfood does it concern you the way she eats? I know you do the challenges but from what I believe you have a pretty decent diet for the most part of the week.
@Christopher Jackson Just thank you
@Christopher Jackson 100%
Loved watching this one !! I live in Adelaide, Australia and crumpets with butter and Vegemite is just great for breakfast. But also at night with strawberry jam, mmmmm just delicious !! Thanks again guys.
Strawberry jam on a crumpet OK I'll give it a go, obv a Yorkshire pud n jam works so think a crumpet why not.
Yeah Fair dinkum bruh
I find it hard to believe anyone bakes fresh Yorkshire pudding everyday for lunch. I can believe the fish sticks, most likely frozen store bought. I thought eating a bag of potatoes chips once in awhile was a lot of carbs. This is on another level!
It’s basically like a margarine, it’s 70% vegetable oil.
I was just going to ask lol good to know
Interesting I’ve never heard of this brand until today
Yep, just unsalted margarine.
Yucky
@Luke Johnson it's also just one element different than plastic
Starts with innocent iron deficiency and before you know it you've got scurvy and pirates living in your fridge
This comment needs more likes just for the pirates part alone 😂😂
Pirates in my fridge would certainly liven up lockdown.
Lol this one made me chuckle, mrs beard is so unapologetic about her diet 😂
That's worse than acknowledging there's a problem.
That’s a big red flag
Haribo, jellified sugar, washed down with coke, sugar syrup. I've just been cured after 47 years of diabetes so no thanks 😆
My daily diet: coffee, cigs, frozen pizza
And beer
ooof....that's rough....
I am really curious how is she alive at the moment
Y’all are mean
Insensitive prick
No really... that’s diabetes If I’ve ever seen it like and not a bit of nutrition in sight
@@bossbaby7407 insensitive to what? It's a staggeringly unhealthy diet with virtually no nutritional value. It's a valid point
simps, soyboys and white knights defending the fair lady from the horrible facts!
'You've got some stork in your nostril' love it 😂😂
My son got me started on you. How did you hit on Kendall's in Noble Oklahoma. I wish I had known you were coming. I would've went. That video is blowing up down here! You are such a neat person. You always keep that beard clean it's an honor to watch you. You're great. Luck to you and Lindsey!!!
We need to see a series where Mrs Beard tries new food and hope we find a new food she likes
That would be awesome!!
I would watch that!
this is sort of like dating/marrying an active alcoholic (even if high functioning) if they truly will not change you go into it know there will at the very least be significant health problems down the road
I’m just so happy you call them crumpets and it pyklets! Good man 😂
This is so dangerous for her cardio vascular health. 😢
Def made me feel better about my diet.
I bet “toilet time” is an adventure in the beard household, I feel constipated just watching this episode 😂
every day ;)
@Midnight Toker ):
My grandmother used to put stork on toast! hahahaha. Fuck me that's a right nostalgia trip. I didn't even know you could still get it.
The crust or “end piece” as beard said, is the best type for toasting, shout out Mrs Beard