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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2024
  • #Poland #Polandhistory #PolandGeography #Polish #Europe #europeancountries #Geography #geographyfacts #Russia #Germany #Netherlands #Austria #Hungary #France #Shorts #maps #countries
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    Video topic:
    What if Poland gets every Country it wants
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    Now as you can already probably tell, My Videos are hugely inspired by my favorite youtuber Happy Earth
    i got the idea for this Video from his channel
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    This video is also inspired by HappyEarthed channel
    and other channels like RealLifeLore, WonderWhy, InfoHub, GlobalThings, GeographyNow, Reed Schultz Geo and many other Geography RUclipsrs
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  • @benitoMusolini512
    @benitoMusolini512 6 месяцев назад +10236

    This would be The world If Austrian Painter was born in Hungary:

    • @serbiannationalist2
      @serbiannationalist2 6 месяцев назад +397

      lithuania**

    • @user-in8ve1is2e
      @user-in8ve1is2e 6 месяцев назад +522

      @@serbiannationalist2
      Poland and Hungary have always been best friends, Poles would prefer a union with Hungary than with Lithuania.

    • @serbiannationalist2
      @serbiannationalist2 6 месяцев назад +162

      @@user-in8ve1is2e that does not make any sense, you realise austrian painter became the leader of germany and united austria and germany which were not best friends at the time, germany's best friend was italy not austria, but if he was the leader of poland he would most likely be lithuanian not hungarian because those 2 countries have more similarities through history together and they were once an union state.

    • @VisotCL
      @VisotCL 6 месяцев назад +50

      @@user-in8ve1is2ePoland would want to annex Lithuania

    • @yandisbarrasgiovano1432
      @yandisbarrasgiovano1432 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@user-in8ve1is2eyou know that beffore poland and Lithuania disaphear for 100+ year they form a empier calld polish Lithuania wich invaded the russian empier and got to moscow beffore being anex by russia

  • @soulreaperimexisting
    @soulreaperimexisting 6 месяцев назад +6407

    Austrian painter ❌️
    Polish sausagemaker ✅

    • @Scbalq
      @Scbalq 6 месяцев назад +197

      nah, lithuanian basketballer

    • @CrystalAngel371
      @CrystalAngel371 6 месяцев назад +72

      Finnish painter?

    • @LechMapping
      @LechMapping 5 месяцев назад +115

      Czech engineer 💀

    • @mus170
      @mus170 5 месяцев назад +88

      Hungarian doctor 💀

    • @OiledOnePhen69
      @OiledOnePhen69 5 месяцев назад +61

      Adolf Hitler ❌
      Michek Bobrkurwowech ✅

  • @wiqu10
    @wiqu10 3 месяца назад +428

    Austrian Painter❌
    Czech Engineer✔️
    Hungarian Singer✔️
    Lithuanian Dancer✔️
    Slovakian Priest✔️

    • @Potato-TheKing
      @Potato-TheKing Месяц назад +11

      Slovakia got mentioned no way

    • @Xayumcl
      @Xayumcl Месяц назад +9

      SLOVAKIA MENTIONED

    • @martinbandik530
      @martinbandik530 Месяц назад +5

      SKOVAKIA NOT MISTAKEN FOR SLOVENIA?
      AINT NO WAY

    • @SFRF-wt6qd
      @SFRF-wt6qd Месяц назад +1

      I'm from Slovakia

    • @Senzor.
      @Senzor. Месяц назад +3

      Swiss cheese maker

  • @Par779ker
    @Par779ker 4 месяца назад +236

    He made Kaliningrad apart of Poland before he even started 🤣

  • @MrTigerhere929
    @MrTigerhere929 6 месяцев назад +3048

    When Poland finally decides to abuse the European Plain glitch 😂

    • @Vt-gm3pz
      @Vt-gm3pz 6 месяцев назад +103

      We've already been to Moscow once, why not twice 😂

    • @nn-cv9jq
      @nn-cv9jq 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@Vt-gm3pzLet's hope no Volunteer Army will form

    • @roserobson6707
      @roserobson6707 6 месяцев назад +15

      United Kingdom: "Let me introduce ourselves to being an island with a limited Europe plain!"
      Poland: "fu....."

    • @Ultima-Signa
      @Ultima-Signa 6 месяцев назад +8

      Finally decides to? Poland tried this many many times in the past already.

    • @user-ql5dx1fs3g
      @user-ql5dx1fs3g 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Vt-gm3pzI see Poles have nothing else to be proud of, except for an unsuccessful visit to Moscow. Shame on Poland.

  • @rafamieczkowski9913
    @rafamieczkowski9913 6 месяцев назад +1582

    Poland's biggest dream is for its neighbors to finally leave Poland alone.

    • @craftah
      @craftah 5 месяцев назад +27

      I mean you took czechoslovak territory and lithuanian too

    • @rafamieczkowski9913
      @rafamieczkowski9913 5 месяцев назад +81

      @@craftah When writing about neighbors, I meant Poland's current neighbors and its current borders. Changing the border is not worth one drop of a woman's or child's blood. Anyone who wants to change borders creates new harm and injustice. And so you can endlessly settle accounts from the past. And privately, my beloved grandmother was Lithuanian.

    • @craftah
      @craftah 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@rafamieczkowski9913 im just saying poland did bad stuff too in the past but of course we should live in peace

    • @rafamieczkowski9913
      @rafamieczkowski9913 5 месяцев назад +39

      @@craftah If we were to play reminiscing about the past, everyone owes something to someone and lives on someone else's land. Those who want to right past injustices only create new injustices. The best example of which is a certain Austrian would-be painter.And to avoid any misunderstanding, I am not a pacifist. And I fully support Ukraine's fight for its country against Russian aggression. Hitler was defeated not by pacifists but by soldiers.

    • @shuwixshuwix3616
      @shuwixshuwix3616 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@craftahwhat kind of? Lol

  • @VltoYoutube
    @VltoYoutube 3 месяца назад +56

    As a Pole, we just want peace.

  • @MM-xr6se
    @MM-xr6se 4 месяца назад +40

    The video is hilarious... 😂 as a Finn, I know Poland definitely has no such desires, they're cool. But respect to Poland for growing your military power. 💪 Together we'll keep the east in check. We keep the north, you keep the south. 🤝

    • @lunacytty
      @lunacytty 3 месяца назад +1

      you just no one without American weapons and protecting

    • @MM-xr6se
      @MM-xr6se 3 месяца назад +7

      @@lunacytty well... let me remind you, you've already tried to conquer us once, and failed. 1 000 000 soviets against our 300 000, and you failed... Today, we are ready, very well equipped, trained, and we have 900 000 trained men in reserve. And yes, as you stated...now we have friends too. So what do you think would happen the next time you try something as stupid as taking our land?

    • @Robert_z_Wwy
      @Robert_z_Wwy Месяц назад

      Ok.

    • @kryokori
      @kryokori 7 дней назад +1

      as a Pole, I know Finn are really cool 😎👍
      big respect, you guys are strong and well prepared, one of the best military to protect the North

    • @bossdj7114
      @bossdj7114 День назад

      That's cool. Now try to keep yours pants on

  • @aMATor_130
    @aMATor_130 6 месяцев назад +586

    Austrian painter❌
    Czech engineer ✔️

    • @Atomic_Bomb12
      @Atomic_Bomb12 3 месяца назад +20

      wow you didnt need to do my dad dirty like that

    • @TiredButAwakeSomehow
      @TiredButAwakeSomehow 2 месяца назад +7

      Even poland is scared of invading Czechia.

    • @user-mm3cs1kt5r
      @user-mm3cs1kt5r 2 месяца назад +4

      Czech software engineer then.

    • @Baconplus577
      @Baconplus577 2 месяца назад +1

      Ima go to art school so bye

    • @Malaysiaguy16
      @Malaysiaguy16 2 месяца назад +4

      Hitler❌
      Pitler✔️

  • @michab3318
    @michab3318 5 месяцев назад +2131

    As a Pole, I didn't expect to see such an absurd film 😂

    • @proximity0
      @proximity0 5 месяцев назад +51

      North pole or south pole?

    • @botjanusz7924
      @botjanusz7924 5 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@proximity0 The west one

    • @wgs9438
      @wgs9438 5 месяцев назад +56

      I totally agree. This guy cones out with so much shit.

    • @Rando_On_YT
      @Rando_On_YT 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@proximity0excuse me What??? Its East and west 😂

    • @nathanolson3135
      @nathanolson3135 5 месяцев назад +24

      My new Neibour is from Poland, A very funny guy, I lost my national pride to him because he outdrink me every time so far 😂😭🤧. 🫡🍻🇦🇺🤝🇵🇱

  • @Amirali.sigmachad
    @Amirali.sigmachad 2 месяца назад +32

    Austrian painter❌
    Lithuanian restaurant owner✅

  • @azaliotr7100
    @azaliotr7100 5 месяцев назад +196

    Jako Polak marzę tylko o tym zeby Polska była bezpieczna i nie bylo tu już nigdy wiecej żadnych wojen. Polacy już się nawojowali w swojej historii i wystarczy. Już nam sie nie chce. Mamy piekny kraj. Czysty i zadbany. Najpiekniejszy w Europie. Bez problemów kulturowych i przestępców. Bez dziwnych ideologii i bez niebezpiecznych mniejszości. Jak to sie nie zmieni to już będzie super. Polska jak nikt umie korzystać z pokoju na świecie.

    • @aaergplay6022
      @aaergplay6022 5 месяцев назад +7

      THIS.

    • @szaramysz4074
      @szaramysz4074 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@croco45they pay and give back land what we lost on east. So meybe then 😂

    • @szaramysz4074
      @szaramysz4074 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@croco45...and Berlin 😂

    • @user-qh2mf9ov3n
      @user-qh2mf9ov3n 4 месяца назад +8

      Jako polak to polska dla mnie jest naj lepsza

    • @ottpsfj
      @ottpsfj 4 месяца назад +6

      💯💯💯

  • @Gigasyl
    @Gigasyl 6 месяцев назад +628

    Poland actual dreams: **MOON**

    • @Appeltje-cool
      @Appeltje-cool 6 месяцев назад +40

      Poland cant into space....

    • @TaxEvader2197
      @TaxEvader2197 6 месяцев назад +57

      @@Appeltje-coolPoland can into space😡

    • @tewugameplayer6554
      @tewugameplayer6554 6 месяцев назад +15

      Poland was into space some guy named henryk i guess with soviet help😊

    • @Cobra-dd2lk
      @Cobra-dd2lk 6 месяцев назад +6

      Not true, no one cares about space

    • @itzflaymegd8018
      @itzflaymegd8018 6 месяцев назад +4

      Poland cannot into space. That is known.

  • @FORREST_X
    @FORREST_X 6 месяцев назад +1276

    Germany: “You cant do that!”
    Poland: “I have permission”

    • @RedAnarchyTurtel
      @RedAnarchyTurtel 6 месяцев назад +15

      from who?

    • @samking2591
      @samking2591 6 месяцев назад +13

      France : hahahahahahhahhhaha

    • @RedAnarchyTurtel
      @RedAnarchyTurtel 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@samking2591 we like to consider it a province

    • @Ultima-Signa
      @Ultima-Signa 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@RedAnarchyTurtelFrom many forces in US and Germany + from Poland itself as they would love to see a polish eastward expansion in order to curb Russian influence.

    • @RedAnarchyTurtel
      @RedAnarchyTurtel 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Ultima-Signa sorry we are closed today you can try again at Thursday between 11(11am) and 15(3pm) o clock

  • @Mongolia-ig6ce
    @Mongolia-ig6ce 3 месяца назад +7

    Russia: "WHERES MY BELARUS?!?"
    Poland: "oh"

    • @McSenkel
      @McSenkel 9 дней назад

      Russia? What's a russia?

  • @mieciuofficial8850
    @mieciuofficial8850 14 дней назад +5

    polacy tu (nie zmuszam)
    👇

  • @BillVolo
    @BillVolo 6 месяцев назад +500

    Austrian painter: Sorry, guys, I did mistake, now I will fight for Poland, not against it.

    • @kingcartierjs7022
      @kingcartierjs7022 6 месяцев назад +8

      Understandable have a nice day

    • @DFusions_
      @DFusions_ 6 месяцев назад

      🐱

    • @matthewmt9148
      @matthewmt9148 6 месяцев назад

      :D

    • @PapsOSk19
      @PapsOSk19 6 месяцев назад +1

      It is his profession

    • @MrAdam-mr8df
      @MrAdam-mr8df 5 месяцев назад +6

      Well the guy actually completed his mission. Back in the day in 1939 we had like a few milion jews while now its just few thousand ☠️

  • @grave_keeper9997
    @grave_keeper9997 6 месяцев назад +772

    POV: Polish painter

  • @joaozinho6868
    @joaozinho6868 4 месяца назад +6

    Austrian painter:❌
    Hungary singer:✔️

  • @TORTILLA_DOG_STUDIOS
    @TORTILLA_DOG_STUDIOS 4 месяца назад +8

    Poland might actually the worlds next super power because they have been putting hella money into their military and will soon enter the top 10 strongest countrys if they keep up what they're doing right now

    • @bossdj7114
      @bossdj7114 День назад +1

      This is what they thinking before every new partitions

  • @AndrewmationsStudios
    @AndrewmationsStudios 6 месяцев назад +206

    Poland’s revenge

    • @Ultima-Signa
      @Ultima-Signa 6 месяцев назад +9

      Only against Russia though as Poland already got its revenge against Germany.

    • @zuzia630
      @zuzia630 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Ultima-Signahow??

    • @zugezogenerhesse4557
      @zugezogenerhesse4557 6 месяцев назад

      @@zuzia630 For a start? Well, getting 1/3 of well developed German lands including its infrastructure, production facilities and technologies, cultural assets, natural resources and agriculture. Forcefully expelling the German population taking all their possessions and torturing and killing hundreds of thousands in the process. Keeping German experts hostage for years forcing them to pass over their knowledge. Stealing German some of the most important cultural German heritage including the original manuscript of the German national anthem and refusing to return it back even today (just google „Berlinka“). Stealing German culture and market it as their own (Bunzlauer Keramik). Robbing Germany’s economy and social systems for decades with an organized crime mob… and finally being a constant pain in the German a*s despite the fact that Germany is pretty much the sole reason for the development of the Polish economy and really tries to be a good neighbor and to overcome the history.

    • @gouthamsudheer2080
      @gouthamsudheer2080 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Ultima-Signa how?

    • @Ronnet
      @Ronnet 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@zuzia630by existing? Look up the German state in the 19th century. You'll get it.

  • @bakus4565
    @bakus4565 5 месяцев назад +321

    Fun fact: Poland (Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth) was second nation to capture Moscow and defeat Russians after Mongol Empire.

    • @Wojtek1250XD
      @Wojtek1250XD 5 месяцев назад +50

      And Russia celebrates independence day on the day we left

    • @umgakwarrior3709
      @umgakwarrior3709 5 месяцев назад +19

      And both Poland and Mongols did it during times when Russia was most vulnerable due to political crysis and fracturing.

    • @Wojtek1250XD
      @Wojtek1250XD 5 месяцев назад +40

      @@umgakwarrior3709 Well in contrast, Russia pulled an UNO and did the same to Poland a long time later

    • @umgakwarrior3709
      @umgakwarrior3709 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Wojtek1250XD fair

    • @nexor7809
      @nexor7809 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@umgakwarrior3709 as if attacking poland with 2 other great powers from all sides was any harder

  • @user-gr5yc1bq1e
    @user-gr5yc1bq1e 12 дней назад +1

    Can you make a video about what if japan gets every country it want

  • @HolgerReichardt
    @HolgerReichardt 4 месяца назад +4

    For første gang i mit liv gik jeg til RUclips for at grine af mit hjerte, jeg har aldrig følt mig så sjov før)))😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Moneymagicandstuff3009
    @Moneymagicandstuff3009 6 месяцев назад +206

    This would be the world if Austrian Painter was born in Hungary:

    • @Alex1_
      @Alex1_ 6 месяцев назад +9

      Copied comment

    • @MrGigaMind
      @MrGigaMind 6 месяцев назад +4

      Stop the copy bruh

    • @Monato163
      @Monato163 6 месяцев назад +7

      man even copied the (edited)

    • @Moneymagicandstuff3009
      @Moneymagicandstuff3009 6 месяцев назад +4

      This was literally a joke

    • @Monato163
      @Monato163 6 месяцев назад

      @@Moneymagicandstuff3009 yeah i get it but you copied it from another dude and the original got less upvotes

  • @MonikaMakowskiGorman
    @MonikaMakowskiGorman 5 месяцев назад +186

    Polish people love to live in peace. They would never invade anybody.
    Poland went through hell all throughout the entire history. All they want is to finally live in total peace.

    • @Jarek-xe4lp
      @Jarek-xe4lp 5 месяцев назад +15

      Kłamiesz, mamy też piękne wygrane a naszym największym wrogiem jest nasz rząd. Jak możesz to nie rób z nas ofiary losu i wiecznie pokrzywdzonych ludzi bo przynosisz nam wstyd

    • @janianowak7520
      @janianowak7520 5 месяцев назад +12

      A Moskwe kto podbil? :-)

    • @MonikaMakowskiGorman
      @MonikaMakowskiGorman 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​​@@Jarek-xe4lpNo, I am not lying. Who knows about any "beautiful winnings" in the history of Poland ? Nobody that I know. When I tell someone that I was born in Poland they only feel sorry for the suffering of Polish people in the history of Europe. I never have anything negative to say about Poland. I've never complained about anything in Poland (except the terrible hospital where I almost died after a simple appendix surgery during my childhood in 1980). I am proud of Poland. One grandma was one of the leaders in Polish underground and one grandpa was a Soviet Georgian soldier killed while fighting Germans in Poland in 1945.

    • @cristianh.5133
      @cristianh.5133 5 месяцев назад +8

      Poles are some of the most physically gifted people in Europe and also quite aggressive. 2-3 lines of that white dust and you can conquer the world with them. 🤣

    • @carrotjones4043
      @carrotjones4043 5 месяцев назад

      As Polish i don’t agree

  • @bruhwhat8586
    @bruhwhat8586 2 месяца назад +1

    Never let HOI 4 players upload on the internet ever again

  • @Darkman883
    @Darkman883 2 месяца назад +1

    WW2: germany invades poland
    WW3: poland wants revenge

  • @capt.barnaba3045
    @capt.barnaba3045 5 месяцев назад +38

    As a polish person, i would actually accept taking Madagascar only

    • @WpierPOL
      @WpierPOL 5 месяцев назад +5

      Pogratulować wyobrażonego terroru w Twojej głowie. Polecam obejrzeć jakikolwiek film dokumentalny o koloni w Madagaskarze i jak tak wyglada życie obecnie… nie różniłbyś się niczym od „lepszej” zachodniej Europy która poprzez wyzysk i zagrabienie dóbr od innych podbitych narodów, zbudowała swoje bogactwo. Nie wiesz o czym mówisz chłopcze. Moim zdaniem stać nas na to żeby zbudować potęgę bez niewolnictwa.

    • @BigRogal15
      @BigRogal15 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@WpierPOLpolecam poczytać o Maurycym Beniowskim przed pisaniem o ewentualnym sianiu terroru przez polską stronę na Madagaskarze. Prawda jest taka że nie każdy kraj był odbierany przez Afrykańczyków jako kolonizatora niewolącego czarny lud. Na przykład takie Niemcy założyli swoje kolonie nie poprzez niewolę a w większości poprzez relacje dyplomatyczne z lokalnymi ludami. A że byli wykorzystywani jako siła militarna (Askari) to już inna kwestia.

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 3 месяца назад +1

      Indonesia: Ada orang Jawa disana, jadi Madagaskar adalah punyaku

    • @Fulminoxk
      @Fulminoxk 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@WpierPOLnie słyszałeś o kolonizacji Jakuba Ketler

  • @mycha4185
    @mycha4185 6 месяцев назад +295

    Jestem polakiem. Mój kraj chce żyć w pokoju. Nie chcemy napadac na sąsiednie kraje. ♥️🇵🇱🇺🇦🇩🇪🇪🇪🇱🇹🇱🇻

    • @ZuroPL
      @ZuroPL 5 месяцев назад

      To kłamstwo, zresztą flagi które tu zamieściłeś pięknie to symbolizują. Brakuje Rosji a wiadomo że polacy to w przeważającej większości zoologiczne rusofoby.

    • @YouTubedetectivee
      @YouTubedetectivee 5 месяцев назад +14

      Czyli Rosję też nie.
      Tak myślę

    • @Sandro_de_Vega
      @Sandro_de_Vega 5 месяцев назад +13

      Dont worry guys, hes not a real Pole.

    • @calypsopiter
      @calypsopiter 5 месяцев назад

      Wszyscy normalni ludzie chcą pokoju i dobrobytu, jedynie psychopaci u "koryta" knują swoje plany które jeśli dochodzą do skutku odbywają się kosztem niewinnych ludzi, rodzin, dzieci. Takie rysunki można sobie malować najdalej w podstawówce a potem trzeba szybko dorosnąć.

    • @mycha4185
      @mycha4185 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Sandro_de_VegaJako człowiek utożsamiający się z krajem zwanym polska czuję się Polakiem. Bo w tym kraju mieszkam przez całe życie. Jako to kraj się spytajcie otóż polska. Jestem prawdziwy Polakiem

  • @franceball8340
    @franceball8340 2 месяца назад +5

    Poland just casually restored the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 💀

  • @jaxonwickenden1412
    @jaxonwickenden1412 3 месяца назад +1

    Austrian painter❌
    Hungarian photographer✅

  • @GlobalGamer2365
    @GlobalGamer2365 6 месяцев назад +51

    Actually poland wont take the Baltic's especially Lithuania cuz they have really good relations

    • @kevshelby1679
      @kevshelby1679 5 месяцев назад +2

      You understand these videos are just bs for fun?..

    • @GlobalGamer2365
      @GlobalGamer2365 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@kevshelby1679yeah but he is SPECULATING what would happen if poland was unstoppable

    • @raa8202
      @raa8202 2 месяца назад

      if poland aint take it russia would n pol would bow to the rus feet once again lol

    • @homuraakemi4559
      @homuraakemi4559 Месяц назад

      "grt in here f*GG*t, were talking back the Commonwealth!" -Poland pointing gun at Lithuania in car

  • @Capolit
    @Capolit 5 месяцев назад +57

    JAKO POLKA MUSZĘ PRZYZNAĆ, ŻE MY PRAGNIEMY TYLKO POKOJU :3

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ага, мир и желательно весь

    • @HyaenaPolonica
      @HyaenaPolonica 3 месяца назад +4

      Kogo obchodzi czego pragną ludzie pozbawieni aspiracji?

    • @Fulminoxk
      @Fulminoxk 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@kindlingking says the expansionist

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 2 месяца назад

      @@Fulminoxk никогда не любил польскую область

    • @Fulminoxk
      @Fulminoxk 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@kindlingking never liked the Russian region

  • @TakisD-
    @TakisD- Месяц назад +1

    Thanks

  • @_CR7_WorldCup
    @_CR7_WorldCup 16 часов назад +1

    Robert Lewandowski getting his grandfather instincts💀

  • @sohaibkandoul-bb1wk
    @sohaibkandoul-bb1wk 6 месяцев назад +16

    Poland needs also the moon

    • @MowerewoM
      @MowerewoM 5 месяцев назад +2

      Nie chcemy księżyca tam jest islam 😂

  • @cat-Tomato-5075
    @cat-Tomato-5075 6 месяцев назад +30

    If Austrian painter was hangarian

  • @kalmariangoat
    @kalmariangoat 8 дней назад +1

    very interesting

  • @ChuubyTheBird
    @ChuubyTheBird 4 месяца назад +2

    Poland is a nice guy. Honestly

  • @messmeg7582
    @messmeg7582 5 месяцев назад +9

    We in Poland have ambition...we want to be in space! The Earth is to small for us.
    Our neighbers can sleep well. As long we are not attack evreyone is save from Polish power. 😅

  • @WhereAreYouMicah
    @WhereAreYouMicah 6 месяцев назад +35

    Netherlands casually getting invaded for no reason
    Like Poland already had coast on North Sea lol

    • @rubentreingames6466
      @rubentreingames6466 6 месяцев назад +12

      We already have a lot of polish workers in the Netherlands
      Wait it’s there plan along…. 🤯

    • @craftah
      @craftah 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@rubentreingames6466 you just need to say "poles in the Netherlands are being oppressed"

  • @krzysztofgraczyk6558
    @krzysztofgraczyk6558 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you for making a vid this cool about my country❤❤❤❤❤

  • @AbdullahEkici34
    @AbdullahEkici34 3 месяца назад +1

    Greeting from Turkey to Poland

  • @skyeairlines9128
    @skyeairlines9128 6 месяцев назад +120

    Poland's biggest dream is to recreate Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

    • @olek2224
      @olek2224 6 месяцев назад +4

      yes

    • @grzegorzdublewicz5344
      @grzegorzdublewicz5344 5 месяцев назад +9

      I lot na księżyc

    • @LordDamianus
      @LordDamianus 5 месяцев назад

      No, it's not, stupid. We want Zapadoslavia or united V4. We have no cultural links with Lithuanians.

    • @Chlebumpolonika
      @Chlebumpolonika 5 месяцев назад +2

      Freedomest country in the World.

    • @monoceros771
      @monoceros771 5 месяцев назад +16

      It is not true. Poland biggest dream is to left alone so Putin leaves us alone and Germany doesn't interfere in out Internal causes.

  • @XPolishAcexEdits
    @XPolishAcexEdits 6 месяцев назад +14

    As a Pole i see this like an absolute W

    • @billstrasburg384
      @billstrasburg384 3 месяца назад +1

      Why would Poland even want to fix all of the problems with Western Europe? A smart man recognizes that Eastern Europe has more natural beauty, less crime, and better looking women than the West.
      It seems like a big liability....like how no one wants Kaliningrad.

    • @XPolishAcexEdits
      @XPolishAcexEdits 3 месяца назад

      @@billstrasburg384 bro i cant tell i dont want something like this. And its only yt. I do not want a war to get anything.

  • @NyleFarrukh
    @NyleFarrukh 5 месяцев назад +15

    Somebody in Poland failed art school💀

  • @T.O.TWorld
    @T.O.TWorld 19 дней назад

    Amazing :))Amazing :))

  • @MrGigaMind
    @MrGigaMind 6 месяцев назад +10

    The last man still looks very weird it should get more countries in south and also sweden perhaps

  • @GeneralNiemiec
    @GeneralNiemiec 5 месяцев назад +7

    as polish person thanks for the advice

  • @IDK_Im_Bored_Stopmotion
    @IDK_Im_Bored_Stopmotion 4 месяца назад +1

    How to reform Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 101

  • @pedro_gonzalex
    @pedro_gonzalex 3 месяца назад

    Nice that you gave us kaliningrad

  • @Blitz_Geo
    @Blitz_Geo 6 месяцев назад +5

    "And it would likely to invade the Netherlands to get better access to the north sea"
    UK/Norway:Are you sure about that?

  • @michaj8105
    @michaj8105 6 месяцев назад +26

    im from poland, and its not my wildest dream. actualy my wildest dream about my homeland is union of west slavs ( Czechia, Slovakia, Poland and maybe lusatia ) called ,,Zapadoslavia" ( something like yugoslavia but yugo means south and zapad west )

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai 6 месяцев назад

      Interesting idea :)

    • @shzarmai
      @shzarmai 6 месяцев назад +1

      The Intermarium is also interesting imo

    • @olek2224
      @olek2224 6 месяцев назад +2

      nie zapomnij o Litwie

    • @michaj8105
      @michaj8105 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@olek2224 co o litwie? co bałtowie mają do słowian zachodnich XD

    • @piotrekmarzec6044
      @piotrekmarzec6044 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@michaj8105 litwinki są fajne :D

  • @R4idZ_71
    @R4idZ_71 4 месяца назад +1

    Congratulations now you have 2nd Prussia

  • @RllXeron
    @RllXeron 4 месяца назад

    Mmmm this is just great! Regards form PL

  • @Fivepean_allies2000
    @Fivepean_allies2000 6 месяцев назад +16

    As a baltic we would join poland cuz were brothers/sisters

    • @adamodimattia
      @adamodimattia 3 месяца назад

    • @KiprasGavenas
      @KiprasGavenas 25 дней назад

      Bruv, lithuania and latvia experienced polonization, and estonia is finno ugric

  • @LibyaMapping
    @LibyaMapping 5 месяцев назад +3

    Austrian painter ❌
    Hungarian Lawyer ✅

  • @Identifynot
    @Identifynot 2 месяца назад

    I was waiting for this...

  • @honor9lite1337
    @honor9lite1337 3 дня назад +1

    Noway 😮

  • @sawekgowacki8348
    @sawekgowacki8348 5 месяцев назад +18

    Dawno nie widziałem równie "chorego" filmu !!!!😮

  • @Red-jn4sd
    @Red-jn4sd 6 месяцев назад +9

    Ah guys That Map is looking awfully similar to some other Map 😨

  • @PlayStationGamer407
    @PlayStationGamer407 День назад +1

    German Empire: ❌
    Polish Empire:✅

  • @Milek_polish_guy
    @Milek_polish_guy 27 дней назад

    Nice dzięki

  • @Szymon7022
    @Szymon7022 6 месяцев назад +6

    As a Polish person, I like those borders.

    • @maciejkubaj7639
      @maciejkubaj7639 5 месяцев назад

      Presented ones after this ridiculus hypothetical polish expansion or the real ones?

    • @Szymon7022
      @Szymon7022 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@maciejkubaj7639 Both.

    • @killjanPL
      @killjanPL 5 месяцев назад +1

      No, you don't. If it would happen all poles have to be hired as a Polish teachers. And it would be not enough, lol

    • @calypsopiter
      @calypsopiter 5 месяцев назад +1

      Don't listen to this, it's just a kid who can't tell his RTS video games from a real life. He'd piss his pants if he was forced to go to a real battle which doesn't even make sense. Every grown up Pole wants peace. People just want to live and develeop. The rest should seek for an advice of a psychologist or psychiatrist.

    • @Szymon7022
      @Szymon7022 5 месяцев назад

      @@calypsopiter Ok, whatever.
      I literally am 18 years old, but whatever.
      Edit: After thinking about this comment for quite a while, I've decided to explain my reasoning behind my thinking.
      What I meant by the original comment was that I like the fictional borders, because I do feel quite proud of my heritage. My thinking might have been affected by my former addiction to Hearts of Iron IV. This reality where these borders exist is obviously a dream that probably can't come true. I respect the existence of different countries and I am not an enemy of peace - feeling safe in my own country and seeing its development fills me with satisfaction and that is why I like how our borders look like today. The only thing I would really complain about is our history. We used to be under the boot of imperialists, fascists, communists for a long time and I am afraid something like this could happen again. That is why I would like to see my country thrive.
      Hopefully I don't seem like such a bad guy to you anymore...
      Sorry, if I hurt someone's feelings by mistake...

  • @MrHistorical9
    @MrHistorical9 6 месяцев назад +37

    The thing is that no matter how strong Poland or any country gets
    no one can invade a Nuclear Armed nation

    • @walterschmidt7817
      @walterschmidt7817 6 месяцев назад +2

      Of course you can, it's just not as easy as some other states

    • @arr8577
      @arr8577 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@walterschmidt7817sure you can then very soon you would find out, that ur whole country/population is destroyed and uve lost

    • @Lukasx1PL
      @Lukasx1PL 6 месяцев назад +3

      No if attacker also have nuclear bombs because they can resign usage of nuclear weapons to prevent damage whole countries (if one attack second also will attack so it is self destruction) if only one country have the second will not answer so then first have advantage , Poland don't have nuclear weapons but propably in this video have

    • @goncaloferreira8543
      @goncaloferreira8543 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@walterschmidt7817 then name one example of that happening lol

    • @walterschmidt7817
      @walterschmidt7817 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@goncaloferreira8543 According to your logic, since I never saw your PP it's safe to assume thar you don't have one. Q.e.d, Rolnik.

  • @PeterFootballeditz
    @PeterFootballeditz 3 месяца назад +1

    Hungarian painter be like:

  • @Kyphise
    @Kyphise 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for the idea. *Logs in to Rise of Nation*

  • @Chi0ne_luvz_Trit0n
    @Chi0ne_luvz_Trit0n 6 месяцев назад +3

    English-
    My dreams at 3 AM:
    Polish-
    Moje sny o trzeciej w nocy:

  • @nataliakaniewska4171
    @nataliakaniewska4171 6 месяцев назад +9

    Im from Poland and i say this
    Polska duma kiedyś powróci!

    • @JuztYuri
      @JuztYuri 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't think so

    • @7n1s7er
      @7n1s7er 4 месяца назад

      Get the shit kicked out of you the moment you step our of line

    • @nataliakaniewska4171
      @nataliakaniewska4171 10 дней назад

      ​​@@JuztYuriPIER###### RUSEK

  • @ymjea
    @ymjea 3 месяца назад +1

    Poland can into Europe!

  • @kubix8843
    @kubix8843 28 дней назад +1

    As a Pole I think it’s a very funny Short, I think poles don’t want that area, i think poles want a Russia area

  • @Unknown47644
    @Unknown47644 6 месяцев назад +24

    Poland's dream at 3:00 Am be like:

  • @LongandWeirdName
    @LongandWeirdName 5 месяцев назад +3

    Invade? Hah. That's not our style. We don't invade. We form alliances, and after some time, we peacefully assimilate the allies. Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth ring a bell?

  • @Samuel-sf9ud
    @Samuel-sf9ud 2 месяца назад +1

    Do Colombia 🇨🇴 pls

  • @SverigeDjur
    @SverigeDjur 2 месяца назад

    Time traveler: moves a chair
    The timeline:

  • @davidpower9000
    @davidpower9000 6 месяцев назад +3

    Poland: you will die
    Nato: are you sure about that

  • @Soviet_ball72
    @Soviet_ball72 6 месяцев назад +14

    Kaliningrad in Poland 🇵🇱 🗿

    • @koneser7947
      @koneser7947 6 месяцев назад +12

      on the way to rename it to "królewiec"

    • @jakubkrasny
      @jakubkrasny 6 месяцев назад +8

      No, its Královec 🇨🇿.

    • @koneser7947
      @koneser7947 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@jakubkrasny facts lmao

    • @olek2224
      @olek2224 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@koneser7947 yes

    • @skyguyxninja5650
      @skyguyxninja5650 6 месяцев назад +7

      It’s Königsberg 🗿🇩🇪🪖

  • @turkishMurderdrones_fan.
    @turkishMurderdrones_fan. 4 месяца назад +1

    Europe: "i dont do anything just invade me poland"💀💀💀

  • @thejedicounciloffical
    @thejedicounciloffical 2 месяца назад +1

    Austrian painter ❌
    Czech painter ✅

  • @Monato163
    @Monato163 6 месяцев назад +24

    Poland starts to invade Russia
    Russia: Believe me your not the Guy

    • @thefoxoftheshadows610
      @thefoxoftheshadows610 6 месяцев назад +4

      Poland: Who cares. You attacked me on every occasion. Because of you I am more poor than the guy who attacked me. Russia, you are going down.

    • @JDOTBlocka
      @JDOTBlocka 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@thefoxoftheshadows610fake

    • @nn-cv9jq
      @nn-cv9jq 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@thefoxoftheshadows610Nuclear Weaponry: **sounds of war crimes**

    • @Damian.84
      @Damian.84 6 месяцев назад +1

      Bro does not know history😂

    • @foturistik
      @foturistik 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@thefoxoftheshadows610 Poland was the first to attack Russia and then tried more than once to take the thrones of various principalities. Read the story

  • @xZiemnioczek-v.2
    @xZiemnioczek-v.2 5 месяцев назад +7

    Team Polska
    👇

  • @TETRIS_TJ11
    @TETRIS_TJ11 4 месяца назад +1

    Poland woke up and chose to become Chile 💀

  • @Alfie_chat
    @Alfie_chat 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bro I love these wildest dreams of countries videos! Can you please do a wildest dreams of Ireland video? 🇮🇪

  • @Ghasts-fireball
    @Ghasts-fireball 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love poland 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥️🔥️🔥🔥️🔥️🔥🔥️🔥️🔥

  • @jessi8337
    @jessi8337 3 месяца назад +1

    Leaning history from class❌
    Learning history from RUclips shorts✅

    • @BigBongusSchlongus
      @BigBongusSchlongus Месяц назад

      This is really inaccurate, most countries it “would” take over are in NATO so it would never happen, as well as Poland having good relations with countries around it apart from Belarus and Russia

    • @BigBongusSchlongus
      @BigBongusSchlongus Месяц назад

      There would be no reason for Poland to take over countries it has no problems with, and if it did, there would be obvious rebellions and riots about it

  • @mahmoudabuzaid8217
    @mahmoudabuzaid8217 3 месяца назад

    Can you make a video of what if egypt get's everything they want

  • @SsAaFfWwAaNn
    @SsAaFfWwAaNn 6 месяцев назад +5

    Polish reich doesn't exist, It can't hurt you.
    Polish Reich:

  • @dimitrisn765
    @dimitrisn765 4 месяца назад +3

    Jak to zobaczyłem to aż mi ślinka pociekła 🤤🤤

  • @andydufresnefromshawshank5866
    @andydufresnefromshawshank5866 2 месяца назад

    I love this idea 😊

  • @Waterisgood1_1
    @Waterisgood1_1 2 месяца назад

    Austrian painter: ❌
    Polish Vodka and pierogi maker: ✅

  • @Reptilian54
    @Reptilian54 6 месяцев назад +13

    But still, can Poland into space???
    Proly not

    • @BazejGamrat
      @BazejGamrat 6 месяцев назад +2

      Mirosław Hermaszewski

    • @xorti2282
      @xorti2282 5 месяцев назад

      they have some Russian made tanks so they can reach the space with a turret

  • @XGAMERX13
    @XGAMERX13 6 месяцев назад +3

    The main thing about the video:
    Poland taking over any country it wants
    Poland gives up as Russia is too strong

  • @MikeDaPol
    @MikeDaPol 20 дней назад

    best vid soo far!!!

  • @Zaba56-fe1wd
    @Zaba56-fe1wd 3 месяца назад

    Austrian painter: ❌
    Czech scientist: ✔️

  • @JuiceMapping
    @JuiceMapping 6 месяцев назад +9

    I am from poland and i think it should take all of russia , europe, koreas, china, mongolia , madagascar and alaska

    • @siriustsuki1970
      @siriustsuki1970 5 месяцев назад

      wtf lmao

    • @karczameczka
      @karczameczka 5 месяцев назад +2

      Skype is a limit! 😂 Pozdrowionka

    • @trollfake9578
      @trollfake9578 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@siriustsuki1970 Exactly - LMAO. Poles don't give a fuk about imperialism, but some clickbait videos constantly think that we want...

    • @JDDC-tq7qm
      @JDDC-tq7qm 5 месяцев назад +1

      So you wanna start a war with Russia and USA 😂😂

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 5 месяцев назад

      Russia, Europe, China and the rest are understandable but why Madagascar?

  • @Thepalestiancountryball
    @Thepalestiancountryball 5 месяцев назад +3

    This isn’t gonna happen tho because the polish painter got accepted
    The Austrian one didn’t..

  • @Aviations_avi
    @Aviations_avi 2 месяца назад +1

    Estonian islands:🗿

  • @Countcomfortable
    @Countcomfortable 4 месяца назад +1

    “Hungarian Painters dream” 🤓
    “Josef Piłsudski’s dream” 🗿

  • @raptoryt1519
    @raptoryt1519 6 месяцев назад +5

    As a Pole i want:
    Kaliningrad, Madagascar, give Ukraine and Finland half of Russia, claim 1/2 of Belarus and claim Moscow, and 1/2 of West Ukraine. Also Japan would get All Russia island and USA would get whole Siberia

    • @siriustsuki1970
      @siriustsuki1970 5 месяцев назад

      youre delusional and an hypocrite

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 5 месяцев назад

      Not even take it for themselves? Is the only thing poles want is to please their american overlords?

    • @SLAVRBLX123
      @SLAVRBLX123 3 месяца назад

      U r not that guy pal