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M&M's Beach Party: 50 Shades of Glitch - PART 1 - Game Grumps VS
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For anyone wondering, I did the math. It would take 55,264 US pennies (with a thickness of 1.52 mm) to stack to the top of the tallest redwood tree (84 metres tall).
Thank you, I was dying to know this.
You’re doing the Lord’s work, my friend
*Deep inhale* NERRRDDDD!!!!!
Jk that's actually pretty cool. :3
That's it? I would have thought it was much more.
what about if you used a really big chainsaw?
I wonder how much that is in dollars
Why are people complaining that arin plays girl characters? Like seriously why do they give a fuck? He plays what he likes to play end of story.
He secretly wants to be a chick.
Because a lot of the GG fans are afraid of women. That's why they bash suzy all the time.
*****
That's some projection if I ever heard one.
He's explained why before. He feels that there aren't enough girl protagonists (or at least good girl protagonists) in games so that's why he always chooses the female character.
Arin and Suzy are the cutest lesbian couple.
My friend gave me this game. Then he literally stole it back. I was 21 when this happened.
Be grateful.
I wouldn't have given it to you to begin with
Someguy the fact that he stole it back was kinder than him giving it to you in the first place
*everyone liked that*
murder your friend
I like how Arin yells like Link every time he throws the ball.
Get back to work
Don't you mean
*_Z E L D A_*
you're telling me that's not link?
I felt bad for my boy Arin
"I haven't learned to... fuck."
Danny Jewishlastname, January 2015
*****
What are jokes?
He was making a joke on Danny's last name. Why should I even explain that?
*****
I highly doubt that was the reason why he posted what he posted. Again, it's a joke.
He doesn't need to learn, it's woven into the very fabric of his being.
Danny is to most people who sex what sorcerers are to mages.
Xarazel His name is Leigh Daniel Avidan.
Ahhh, M&M'S Beach Party.
The classic that defined a generation.
In a dictionary that nobody used.
* sigh * the good ol' days.
Well, at least we Crispy M&Ms are back....
Second only to the phenomenon that was the glorious M&M's kart racing. Better than Mario kart 8 m8 I r8 8/8
i heard this inspired the mass effect series
It was the only game on the wii that was worth anything, and put the shovel ware garbage like Mario Galaxy 1 & 2, Skyward Sword, DKC returns, and sonic colors to shame.
I also may have just drank copious amounts of lead paint before writing these comments, so please don't kill me comments section.
Not sure why but I found this hugely entertaining
TheLonelyGoomba because it's game grumps
TheLonelyGoomba because it's M&M's
TheLonelyGoomba because it’s M&Grumps
This 3 Episode Series is undoubtedly one of my favorite series they've ever done
Because they suffer
"I haven't learned to FUCK" lmao
Sometimes I post things
Crispy m&m's are back
It's snowing on Mt Fuji
Not.... funny... anymore...
Ok what does snowing on mt Fuji mean
Brogan Kogler
They talked about haikus in a sonic boom episode and danny declared that every haiku has to end with : It's snowing on Mt Fuji
I'm not gonna lie, the joke is starting to get a little stale
***** Yep. Dan's new rule is that every haiku must end with "It's snowing on Mt. Fuji."
I imagine the grumps have a barrel of garbage Wii games they just reach out of for episodes. I love the Wii, and stuff like this is hilarious.
Wii had some of the highest of highs and lowest of lows when it comes to game quality
but they got it from chris
I’m actually working towards having a shit ton of shovelware games for one of the best Nintendo consoles the Wii
Shovelware baybeeeee
They need one of those bargain bin displays from walmart to put the garbage games in
So...I'm sorry, I'm lost here; this is a game about Skittles right?
Not your best work
Skittles. Taste The Jew-Fro
mitchell fowler
I don't know what you mean, I'm asking a genuine question.
Ally Gator Animator yes
Poy687
Okay good, I'm glad we cleared that up
I feel like if it doesn't get over the bump, they should let you have another try. That's how it'd work in real life.
That assumes that this game was published by someone worried about quality control
See your first mistake is that you assumed they give a shit at all 💀😂💀
M&M game episode of Game Grumps comes right after an M&M ad...?
Have Game Grumps finally gotten a big time sponsor? Will they start chomping on various flavors and telling us how delicious they are? I hope so. We can be well on our way to liquid game grumps.
No robert, you're 100% wrong.
This is promotion for new crispy M&Ms, you blind sheep.
MMMStudios1000 I feel like I'm the only person that didn't get an m&m's ad. And no, I don't use ad blocker.
Danny has already been espousing the tasteriffic flavors of Skittles, which just so happen to be made by the same company. Next Steam Train will have Ross (obnoxiously) chewing Wrigley's Extra gum, and Suzy's going to film Mochi enjoying Sheba cat food.
Eventually Arin will make a joke about being sodomized by the character from Uncle Ben's rice and they'll lose their sponsorship.
***** NO UR4 RFUKN ROUNG THERE UBVEEYUSLEE SEKELOUTS 2 MNMS JUSLTLIYEYK TRTGEH WEDNEYS ADD DUMBY
Tune in next time in the next exciting instalment of Endorsement Grumps! :P
I hope they play the M&M's racing game.
"APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER!"
"STOP APPROACHING THE FUCKING SOUND BARRIER!" - Vinny
+Officer Stone Vinny? as in Original151?
***** I like blue with his nipple stimulation techique
i'm sorry the w h a t
Ariana Zeeman It’s a Vinesauce reference
I'm doing it. I'm making a post with an opinion.
Wish me luck.
Feminism has literally fuck all to do with Aiiirrrinn's choice of playing female characters. Why is this a constant topic of discussion? Why is feminism a constant topic of heated and angry debate in the Game Grumps comment section? I'm genuinely curious.
He is a feminist (last I checked), but he's explained multiple times why he plays as girls.
"There aren't as many as male characters, I like their color scheme, I just like being a girl, etc."
And let me say, as an educated feminist, if the first thing that comes to someone's mind when a feminist speaks about equality is, "So does that mean I get to hit a girl too?" Then someone failed to properly teach you what feminism is, or you didn't pick up a book.
That's a horrifying statement to make. In any situation.
Tumblr and the internet as a whole has ruined what feminism is supposed to stand for and represent.
But again, that has little to do with what I'm trying to state:
Arin plays as girls because he likes to.
We all have personal preferences.
Let him play as what he's comfortable playing with. It's a goofy-ass channel and has been since Jon helped him kick it off.
Why must everything be a problem?
No one is trying to dictate any of your lives. So... don't dictate Game Grumps'? Don't judge or generalize a group of people based upon the shallow actions of a few rotten apples?
This is just my opinion and the perspective of someone who has been around since possibly the third episode of GG was even released.
TL;DR: Live and let live.
It seems a little jarring to me that it's okay to hit a guy *in self defence* but when a guy hits a girl because she hit him first, he's portrayed as the one in the wrong.
If someone hits me, I don't give a fuck what gender they are, I'm hitting back and calling the police!
From a feminist point of view, that's supposed to be the point.
Regardless of sex, violence shouldn't be tolerated.
No one SHOULD be hitting anyone (be it someone who is black or white, girl or boy).
Girl or guy, I don't think it's okay for anyone to be violent against anyone else.
Self-defense is another topic altogether and people forget that. If someone strikes another individual because they had no choice, because their life was being threatened, then guy or girl - you do what you need to do to get away and call the police or get help.
Whoever says it's 'okay' to hit a guy 'just because' is blatantly ignorant and scary.
But again, I really didn't set out with intent to make this a lecture on what is and isn't feminism. I just wish there WAS more clarification on something as expansive as the internet.
Ionilas Well, at least you're not a troll.
A person talking sensibly about equality on the internet, but calling themselves a feminist? You're the only one I've ever seen.
CheatsEnabled Anyone who hits anyone, regardless of who started the fight, are both wrong. That's when the police get involved and arrest both people. That's Justice in America.
I do agree with Snut to an extent.
Again, I don't think anyone SHOULD be hitting anyone else.
An act of self-defense though is very different than an act of outright callous violence. One is an act of self-preservation, another - not.
Violence, no matter who the perpetrator or victim is, is wrong.
But if I had to choose which was 'less wrong', an act of self-defense is by far the lesser of two evils. Hands down.
"I haven't learned to fuck"
- Danny Sexbang, 2016
This was 2015.
Dirk Lerxst Jr. I was thinking the same thing 😂
Just Lando ...oh...
11:00 made me cry with laughter omg
It's like they're in a room...
...But they are
woah
OH MY GOD HE BROKE THE FUCKING CODE HOLY DICK'S THIS MAN IS GOD HIMSELF
TheSparky556 its supposed to not b one
Oh... you’re right.
I completely understand Arin's excitement for skeeball. :D
I see a lot of people complaining about the people that are complaining about
Arin always picking a girl character, but i don't see anyone complaining about Arin always picking a girl character.
Anarker Sexism is unfortunately still a thing.
I once heard the reason he always picks the chick is so he can always look at a woman's ass when playing video games.
@@ethnictendo Yeah the green m&m's always have the best ass
@@ja3zex Yeah dude. Blue M&M's where the ass is at sun levels though. XD:
who even cares? Most video game characters aren’t real people so you’re not empowering women by playing as them, not to mention the m&m’s aren’t even people. Snowflakes complain about everything jengus chrisler
12:40 when Arin laughs like that, my whole day becomes amazing
Game Grumps Animated starts at 6:56
Snoman Gaming “You goin’ for the straight hundy?”
I think the reason they chose Ski Ball is because Arin is still pissed at Chuck E Cheeze for fucking missing.
That fat American Nation OMG I remember that, that was amazing and then Chucky cheese just walked away
I mean, with Eminem its always a freak out party
lmao
Please elaborate.
Arinem
11:54 "Come on, come on, touch the bottom...ooooh...god..." TIME TO TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT!
Cadbury Cream Eggs should not be made using Cadmium as it is toxic. If you were to cook with Cadmium, you would need to use it in it's powdered, flammable form and it would release toxic fumes upon combustion.
_Just to let you know._
Skeletor im surprised i havent seen any other comment about how toxic cadmium is
Skeletor curse you science!
(input an actually good he man joke here)
Delicious.
Arin gets 150 points by glitching! I would've been saltier than Dan, lol.
+RehN256 that's why Dan's not so grump.
to be fair dan got points from that too :^)
Also to be fair, Arin managed to get a bunch of 50 points legitimately so it's not too bad.
What are you a sped? Dan got a ton of points from glitches too
I'm noticing that Danny's personality is sticking to Arin, Whenever Arin throws the ball in the game he makes a sound effect just like Danny always does.
Every time Arin goes “huh” when he throws the ball I die of laughter
Literally, an M&M's ad played before this
Not just figuratively? Quite literally?
-adblock-
I got an Outback ad. :/ I'm not special.
Thaaa crispy m&ms are baaaaacckk.
that retarded gangnam style one tho
Are people seriously complaining that Arin always picks the girl characters? I mean.. its not like that's new or anything. He has ALWAYS done that. That's like me complaining that you're breathing. Its just a thing he does. Get over it.
SBCannon I see you complaining, maybe get over it?
Vilesentry dude this comment was made three years ago, I think he's over it by now
Underscorer whom amongst as doesnt wanna play as a cute girl?
SBCannon I keep looking through the comments, and I really can't find one where somebody complains about him picking the girl.
Planet Mars They're probably buried by now, I mean it _was_ 3 years ago.
Has to be one of the laziest games the Grumps have ever played. They couldn't even be bothered to model an actual palm tree or two.
It makes sense that a skeeball machine in a game is harder. You don't get the feedback from the weight of the ball telling you how hard your actually rolling it.
What doesn't make sense is how utterly boring videogame skeeball is, when real life skeeball is already a total snooze-fest. Arin was right when he said they could have added some bells and/or whistles.
It's kinda like video game "Fishing"
I mean, I might as well ACTUALLY go fishing, or at least something like that.
MMMStudios1000 No, at least in video game fishing you can't go 30 minutes without catching anything. Usually.
What _really_ doesn't make sense is that you lose skeeballs just for not rolling hard enough. Like, where does the ball go? In real life it rolls back down to you and you get to throw again until you get it up the whole ramp. Here they just cut to the next throw without explaining what the hell happened to your ball.
Mr. Wallet That's cause M&M's Beach Party don't fuck around. They're using tournament rules. You think they put up with those kinds of bullshit excuses in the big leagues? Hell no. As soon as that ball leaves your hands, you're done. Your ball didn't go all the way up the ramp? You're done. You put the ball down to take a drink? You're done. You drop the ball to stop a child from walking into traffic? You better believe you're fucking done.
Real Skeebs (as they're know in the pro circuits) don't drop the ball for shit. 5 time "Dave & Buster's Annual Skeeball Tournament and $1 Hot Wings Night" winner Billy "the Ballz" Franklin didn't even drop his ball when the milk his rival mixed into his Diet Mr. Pibb caused his lactose intolerance to act up. He farted so bad they had to evacuate the building but not before he took first place.
Oh BTW, "Crispy M&M's are back!"
A delicious crispy center.
Yeah, they are.
And also, Crispy M&M's are back.
That's the ad that played right before the video started :O
Andrew Dickerson Not for me actually. I got the Super Bowl ad where the guy gets sawed in half or whatever.
Amela Puhhmela Oh well, at least I'm not alone.
6:18
*arin misses terribly*
Dan: “oooooooh there you go...”
😂 🤣😂
"I'm like 3/4 of a chub right now"
"I'm about to make it a full cub"
"Usually touching it will make it work"
Arin: "Every point you get stacks a penny up, you have to make it to the tallest redwood in the United States."
We're gonna be here a while.
After watching this, I wanna have a Bleach Party to unsee whatever the hell this was
Can I come? please.
Hanicket The Cricket I am
Steen Zaragoza-Faoagali I actually have this game and have played it. I wanna have a bleach party too.
Why do so many Wii games suck so badly?
None the less, this was very enjoyable to watch you guys struggle and find the 50 point cheat.
When the Wii came out, it sold REALLY well, so dumbass game devs with no talent started making a phenomenon of a "genre" to mooch off of it's success, that was either sponsored or not, called Shovelware. They were usually using unresponsive motion controls, terrible graphics, etc., and some games popular in the Shovelware genre were the Ninjabread Man games that were all the exact same game with a different skin on top. They were basically just shit games trying to make a quick buck for the devs.
There are lots of good ones, too. People just focus on the bad.
The fact that these games even get made and released to the public makes me lose hope in humanity. I mean, that skeeball game itself looks horribly unfinished. It doesn't even look like a real skeeball machine.
You know, this game came out years ago by now. The publisher hasn't been around since, nor has there been any M&Ms games this decade. You are exaggerating quite a lot. Chill and play Rayman Origins, Sonic Colors, Mario Galaxy, and whatever other great game that has been released on the Wii.
No thanks. I'll stick with my PC and PS2 and 3.
when dan reared back and arin went "woah woah woah" i choked on a pistachio
I got an M&Ms ad before this video. Looking at the comments section, it would seem many others did as well. Game Grumps must be sponsored by M&Ms now.
Pepsi too.
Akio Aoi Don't forget Wendy's!! Oh, and Skittles!!
No, not really. It's just how RUclips ads work. If you watch a video with Coca-Cola in the title, you're more likely to get a Coca-Cola ad, or in this case, an M&M's ad on an M&M's-related video.
Um,no.The crispy M&Ms are back so the ads are EVERYWHERE. It's just a coincidence.
For some reason, ads aren't displaying on RUclips for me even though adblock isn't on. It's weird.
Danny gave me shivers when he said my name at 12:48. "Cooodyy"
I did a bit of math.
The average redwood tree is around 91 meters. A penny is 19.05 millimetres in width. One metere is 1000 millimeteres. That would mean the average redwood tree is 91000 millimeteres. 91000 ÷ 19.05 = 4776. That means it would take 4776 pennies to stack to reach the average redwood tree.
I was incrediably bored.
#282 Gardevoir y'know what... thanks for this bit of trivia I appreciate you posting this i will now tell this to people at a party that i wasn't invited to ;)
#282 Gardevoir or you just googled it...
Original Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls Google is research....right?
#282 Gardevoir lol sure
+Original Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls
Well, what'd you want him to do? Personally measure a sample of 1,000 redwoods to get an average, and bust out his micrometer to get the exact thickness of a penny?
Yeah, he looked up the numbers, and did the math.
10:55
*YOU GOT THE TOUCH*
*YOU GOT THE POWER*
*WHEN ALL HELL’S BREAKING LOOSE*
*YOU’LL BE RIDING THE EYE OF THE STORM*
So because this game is an M&Ms game, it gave me an M&Ms advertisement. Get on that brand deal, Grumps!
YES GUYS WE KNOW YOU GOT AN M&MS AD BEFORE THIS VIDEO CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS
Many people comment before looking at the comments.
Though you know after looking down, you may think it was special prior to reading.
Still, there are an assload of said comments.
Drowning Pony Which is precisely why you should always read before you post.
I can't help but picture you as an 8 year old bay cause of the avatar ;3
Musical Heart Me? I'm 15, actually. :P
8-Bit Gaming
Me too. Dude, no offense, but unless you play 8-bit games on your channel, your username is such a waste! xD
I LOST it after they realized how far they had to go
Isn't cadmium what...
Cadbury cream eggs are made of. Exactly.
I can't stop laughing.
WII? Without the Wii Strap? How immorally decadent!
yet incredibly talented
Oh how the M&M's have changed. Goodbye sexy green stiletto m&m. Rest in peace.
Green M&M is still “the new one” in my brain
Animation starts at 6:55
You are a Saint dude
Alfie Carr thanks there needs to be more people like ypu
_Bowlhundst._
(Please don't cook with cadmium. You will have a bad time.)
Are no one gonna comment on Arin doing goddamn Link-shouts when throwing those balls? xD
I was literally thinking that!! Lol
+Nosey Nosehog are thou no person comment on his god damn shout outs while he play with thee balls. read this with an English accent....pls learn grammer
+IvyPaw
*grammar
After searching the height of the (reported) tallest redwood tree in the world (155.7 meters) and the thickness of the average us penny (1.57 mm) i found out that it would take 76,118.4 pennies to stack to be tall enough to reach the top of the highest redwood tree. That equates to 76,118 points and 761 dollars
I love Arin's karate noises he makes when he throws a ball! xD
Why are people talking about how arin played as a girl charecter HE DRESSED IN DRAG AND NO ONE TURNED AN EYE
Also, it's a FUCKING M&M!
and it doesnt really matter at all, idk why people are getting pissy about it
Some people did... it was an equally stupid argument! Let the guy do what he wants to, man! =)
SwedishKuriboh yeah, he's not hurting anyone, and its not offensive!
Ok just saying, I don't even remember making this comment, I think I was sleep deprived and didn't know what I was doing or saying so my point is invalid
Is it wrong to be eating skittles instead of M&M's while watching this?
Oscar Brittain
M&M Hitler watches everything. May God have mercy on your soul.
You monster.
YOU FIEND!!!
can i have some?
Oscar Brittain I'm eating popcorn
Oscar Brittain I'm eating quorn xD I with I was eating skittles or M&Ms tbh
This is my favorite Anime about Mike & Ikes ever.
I love when Erin throws a skeeball, he follows it with a "ha!" or "hiya!" like he's a martial artist.
After this game we should all be cooking with cadmium
Just when you thought there would be a stretch where Arin WOULDN'T beatbox...13:37
"We don't need to practice let's play!"
"This game is hard as shit!"
I used to be obsessed with M&M’s in middle/high school. I remember collecting the candy wrappers. I just love the characters. I remember playing on the website games as a kid. ❤️
When that horrendous box art showed up, I imagined Jontron looking at it for a while in disbelief and asking, "Is this real?... Is this reality?..."
I haven't learned to.. FUCK! 2:33
How did Dan not realise you stay exactly where you were *angle and position* as you were on your last turn !? He had it perfected and moved it every time it was his turn again... Bah !!
"I'm gonna make it a full chub right FUCKIN' NOW!"
"... normally touching it should be enough."
Don't sweat it Danny, it happens to the best of us.
Gosh I remember watching this the day it was uploaded, & many times after. Forever one of my fave episodes 🥰
The Beej by Ninja Brian
Chapter 1
"I've never done this before. At least, not with another man," said Danny as he entered Brian's luxurious penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park. The smell of pure undiluted testosterone was nearly overpowering, although Danny was determined to continue through towards what he imagined would be the most intense physical pleasure he had ever experienced*. Brian just nodded and motioned Danny towards the trapdoor to the beejatorium. It was gonna be one hell of a Tuesday night.
He was correct.
Chapter 2
Danny opened the trapdoor only to reveal a staircase covered in the finest velvet, leading into the darkness below. The strains of "Passage to Bangkok" wafted through the air, played by the stereo system on Brian's private helicopter, which was stationed just outside the window to the apartment, hovering, waiting. Danny began to head down the stairs, but quickly stopped when he realized that Brian was no longer behind him. Danny looked around the room and quickly found Brian relaxing on a fur chaise longue just below the crystal chandelier, slowly applying layer upon layer of his vanity brand of lip balm, "Transient Decadence." Now it was Danny's turn to beckon Brian, who put the cover on his lip balm and placed it prominently in his front right pocket, so that the outline of its hard cylindrical plastic case formed a delicate protuberance visible through the waist fringes of his professionally tailored leather pants. Brian fixed his gaze on Danny, slowly rose up out of the chaise, and playfully yet brusquely pushed Danny down the stairs in a way that was initially not cool but gradually became cool. As Danny tumbled down the velvet, a sly smile crept across his face as he realized that this evening was going to be about one thing, and one thing alone: Him.
Chapter 3
Next, darkness.
Danny awoke slowly. He could not tell how much time had passed. Perhaps only seconds, but possibly hours. Although Danny's eyes had not yet adjusted to the darkness around him, he could sense movement. The stench of man-sweat assaulted his tender nostrils in much the same way that he would soon have his junk assaulted by Brian's eager, probing mouth. He could still faintly hear Rush playing in the darkness, but the song had moved on to a live version of "Tom Sawyer" which the band had played at Brian's celebrity-filled 35th birthday party held on international waters on a chartered yacht captained by supermodels. As his limbs brushed against 500-thread count satin velvet sheets, Danny realized that he was in Brian's custom-made solid oak bed. Somebody must have gently placed him there while unconscious, and although he had no memory of the event, Danny appreciated the tender way in which he had been tucked in, stripped of all his clothes, given a full-body shave, rubbed down with white rose petals, and patted dry.
Suddenly, the sound of freshly moistened lips smacking together rang through the darkness, and a shadow approached the bedside. It was Brian, and he was carrying the glow-in-the-dark lotion sampler given to him by President Obama, a personal friend.
"I see you're already hard," winked Brian. "Good. You'll be needing that."
Chapter 4
Slowly yet violently, Brian placed his perfectly manicured right hand on the sheet covering Danny and ripped it off the bed, throwing it so that it landed in a perfectly folded pile next to the extensive collection of erotic Grecian sculpture Brian acquired on one of his many all-expenses paid trips to Europe. Brian squirted an inappropriately large amount of lotion into his velvety, grabby palms. Danny softly moaned with anticipation, boredom, or one of his many other irrelevant and uninteresting emotions. Brian brusquely slapped his lotion-filled hands onto Danny's hairy, unflattering thighs, and slowly began to rub in small circular motions while whispering the lyrics to the Journey song "Any Way You Want It", which Brian had ghost written by himself, with no help. As Danny's thighs got moister and moister, Brian's hands worked their way up into Danny's poorly maintained man-bush. And just as Brian was about to take a one-way trip to Sacktown, he paused.
"IT IS TIME!" screamed Brian, slamming his open mouth onto Danny's erect and unimpressive penis.
Danny passed out from pleasure/terror/nobody cares, and so it began.
Chapter 5
10.3 million years later, Danny awoke on the surface of Gropinius IV in the #Butt system. Robot Brian was asleep on top of him, his metal mouth surrounding Danny's still-erect and still-not-very-impressive dick.
"What happened?" asked Danny, stupidly, scratching his dumb face. "Wh-where are we?"
Robot Brian awoke with a start and began to speak in a metallic, commanding voice, not unlike that of a young Benedict Cumberbatch if he had been a robot or whatever.
"Danny, many eons have now passed since first I began to beej you. As you may well imagine, the beej started out amazingly. Although you were asleep, your body was racked with pleasure as my human mouth began to expertly work its way around your pallid, distasteful groin. I did every thing a man could do to another man, including stuff I had to look up online because I had never heard of it because it was too gross. And despite all my mouth efforts, you slept. Cities rose and fell, and still you slept. All of human consciousness was uploaded to a vast database, and our bodies were replaced by superior synthetic ones, and still you slept. And even once I had robot hands and used them to rub you all over, especially in ways I know would not have been cool with you had you been awake, still you slept. As Earth blew up for some reason, I carried you to the final escaping starship, my mouth all the while on your disgusting wiener, and took you here, to the most distant human colony. As I continued to work you over, still you slept. And gradually, after every other member of the human race had gone, the pace at which my mouth was bobbing up and down on your eager, boring shaft slowed. And then *I* slept."
Robot Brian paused, and stood.
"And now," said Robot Brian, metal hands held aloft in triumph, "I shall finish you off."
Danny gasped in pleasure or something as Robot Brian threw himself towards Danny's gross junk. Using exactly the perfect amount of mouth friction, Robot Brian brought Danny to the brink of ecstasy. And then stopped.
And once again, stood.
"Just kidding, bro!" laughed Robot Brian. "I'd never give you a REAL beej. That'd be gross! HIGH FIVE!"
As Robot Brian reached out his hand for an amazing high five, Danny died, and the human race died with him.
"Well, that wasn't very cool of him," thought Robot Brian to himself as he began masturbating into the sunset. "That wasn't cool at all."
THE END
Thank you.
The utter fuck!?!
Is this the legend I’ve heard so greatly about.
How have they not liked this
"HAH!"
"HUAH!"
Arin have you ever considered doing voice work for LoZ?
The moment when they realize that you have to get to a certain amount of points to win skeeball is one of the most glorious moments in game grumps imo
Fun fact Miss Green (the green m&m) and Ms Brown (the brown m&m) are canonically girlfriends
Wait, seriously? Since when?
Oh look crispy M&M are back. Oh hey a new GG about M&M.
Loving Arin's weird Williams sister tennis warcrys. HAGH!
I really dont understand why this playthrough isn't more popular, it is hands down the funniest play through the Grumps have ever done imo
Arin got 150 points cause of a hitbox glitch XD
He said he cracked the code, then immediately missed the 50 XD
Thank god someone animated this.... this is a game grumps moment that should never have been missed!
When Arin asked Kevin to show the boxart, I was hoping he'd show a picture of Eminem.
9:01 The power of cheating
10:57 the average dragonball z attack
I love Arin's little noises when he throws skee ball lol
Am I the only one who's starting get fed up of constantly seeing GameGrump-fans post comments like "why are people _>insert fault here
Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if there weren't always 20 comments defending the grumps each time one person criticizes them.
On that note, thank goodness I'm not the only one who feels like that.
Well said, man.
1colonelsanders This. I don't see as many comments criticizing the Grumps as I see defending them, what is going on with these people? A someone even disabled responses saying it got "out of hand". They even seemed afraid of retaliations. Is the Grumps comment section dangerous now?
Douglas Rosa As much as I'm tired of the GameGrumps fan's comments, I feel the commentators are strongly involved with the influence of their audience's behaviour too.
Sure, the GameGrumps comment section frequently consists of foolish top comments (and even more foolish *replies* to that top comment). But, that is what happens when you ACT like fools for a living, you attract the same audience. Foolishness sells! Just look at Pewdiepie! He, at one point, had to disable video comments, because his audience mainly consisted of trolls.
And this is why I cannot stand a lot of the GameGrump's most popular videos, which have consisted of "wiener" & "poopy-butt" jokes and vibrating dildo cartoons--Illustrated and published by 20+ year old adults! What exactly are the fans defending? Is this who today's role models are?
aweshon
Exactly. But I think the top comment you mentioned before was more politic oriented, and I sincerely hope this doesn't become a thing. I don't care if Arin is a feminist, he clearly doesn't care about making jokes that would "offend" (because people are deeply offended by anything these days) a lot of people and I like it this way.
People only joke about him picking up a female character because it is a thing he always does or people are new to the Grumps and don't know why he does it. So what? Now there is people defending him with "Stop! He is one of us" type of thing. Its a reaction so out of place.
I watch the Grumps to relax and I don't want them to feel like they have to apologize for things they say responsible for things they say.
Didn't the yellow M&M tell the red one since he didn't have a peanut that he had no soul
This is my favorite game grumps series ever
Arin: I'm gonna make it a full chub right now!
Danny: normally touching it would be enough.
Lmao 😂😂😂
In this corner chocolate.
In the other corner not so chocolate!
It's chocolate VS!
Welcome to the under 301 club.
What type of M&M are you?
Pretzel MnM because I seem sweet but on the inside I'm salty.
No specific type blue m&m
that moment when dan says code-y and i turn my head xD thought he was calling my name
i like arin's pro strats of yelling "HAH!" before each throw, that's some mlg shit get on board dan
13:10 thank merciful god
Cadmium is a chemical element with symbol Cd and atomic number 48.
This soft, Bluish-white metal is chemically similar to the two other stable metals in the group 12, Zinc and Mercury.
An essential ingredient for many of Dan's Recipies :'D
"That's the way bro."
Danny just predicted one of the best memes this year.
This might be my new favorite GG episode. It's like they took a whole year's worth of good content and put it in one video . Really good on you guys.
Considering that the tallest redwood in the U.S. is 115.55 meters (379.1 feet), and the thickness of an average penny is 1.52 mm, or 0.00152 meters, if we divide 115.55 by 0.00152, we get 75,919.8423127, or rounding up 75,920 pennies needed to stack that height. Considering Danny and Arin earned a collective 520 points in the time stamp from 2:10 to 13:10, and averaging out their skill sets together over the allotted time, that's 47.273 pennies per minute, or 0.787879 per second. That means that if one were to play the game straight without stopping, it would take 96,360 seconds, or 1,606 minutes, or 26.7666 hours, or 1.12 days of playing to complete the stack.
10:57 - 11:07 Best moment.
This video just opened up with an ad for M&M's before it started
I remember playing this as a kid and loving it to death. seeing you guys play this doesn't make me think it's dumb, stupid, or anything bad. I just have nostalgia building up inside of me.
I love watching this episode just to see their reaction to having to get to the finish line during skee ball xD
1:52
as soon as I hear strafe, I think about Dan howell. I am trash.
Same.
Portal blindfolded?
Sammmme
Idk tho the brown m&m is pretty hot too
7:29 Why did I laugh so hard when dan said that?
5:24 I have NEVER heard Danny laugh like that before. Oh my god, it was beautiful.