"your mom killed a ni**a in the LA riots" i didn't think anything could be funnier than that. but at 19:38 when DoBoy got up and David, Kraig started dying because they saw DoBoy's asscheeks i started DYING
Glad I got here early cause I want to say something: about 2 months ago when it was announced Teddy wasn’t coming back/Roast me was changing, I commented that Roast Me likely wouldn’t last, and Pat had replied. I take that all back. It’s better than ever and this format is perfect. I’m glad it kept going, my initial comment was mostly out of impulse cause I’m a huge fan of Teddy and love this show, so was worried the changes would ruin it. It’s the best it’s ever been. Props to ADD and Pat.
You ain't lying! Lmao! Everyone was looking at Billy like "sit yo ass down". Boo didn't get the L.A. Riots joke either. He just jumped up and laughed cause everyone else did
BEST LINE-UP EVER WOULD BE: Kraig Pat Brent C.P. DoBoy (when hes got his phone full of fresh jokes) David Boo (He's funny, BUT also a great Target) and Billy as the alternate when someone goes to detention (This guys hilarious, but sometimes to much of him is a bad thing) OH, and that Dude in the Wheel chair as the Guest Teachers Assistant: Precious (I dont know about Kevin.. i think hes valuable out there... i just can't tell)
Alejandro Gonzalez I'm still recovering smh that was intense. But mad respect to them cuz Kraig, Brent, and David could have went in, but they let it slide lol...
It has come to my attentuon that in each episode with Kraig in them he has NEVER been kicked from his seat and has the best comebacks while in the hot seat #legend_stats
First thing I do is look for Kraig
luvpumba word to god
Same 💯😄
luvpumba hell yea he the GOAT
On my mother 😂‼️
luvpumba BIG FAX
Kraig a top 5 roaster of all time
King Arthur Beats name all 5
MsPookie2 I don’t know enough good ones lol Patrice O’Neal is definitely in there though
Kraig, wrong for dat LA riots roast, but dat was a classic. 🤣🤣🤣🤪
He said bruh ears throw off his feng shui 😂😂😂😂😂
Best roaster in the group for sure
Lol when Craig is in the hot seat. EVERYONE IS IN THE HOT SEAT 😂
I'M NOT STUCK IN HERE WITH YOU... YOU ALL ARE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME!
Uno reverse card lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig is probably the only roaster who never went to Detention
Dezz Bandzz
Cp hasn’t been either I don’t think
King of Games nah, sadly, CP has been to detention before
Kennedy Jacqueline-Marie
Yeah I know seen it after this comment. I still think cp the funniest
yesssss CP is so funny! never forget; “an acne bomb went off in the subway this morning” LMFAOO
Kennedy Jacqueline-Marie
Yeah he said that to Brody pizza face ass. My favorite line was when he said
J was short for “just a torso”
Lmao!!!!
"Kev you gotta stop letting your boyfriend disciplining your sons" 😂 They really have no chill.
Bre Williams kev was quite with that one! Lmao
+eric8642004 He was! I was hoping for him to make a comeback!
you highlighting that roast made the joke funnier
He said it in different episodes
Bre Williams is
Kraig wearing a hoodie under a fedora. Give this man his own show
and still roasted the fuck out of EVERYONE in the room
Best post ever
under a what
“Kevin you gotta stop letting your boyfriend discipline your son” Kraig has the best lines, fight me if you disagree
YAGURLPRIN LEGO B
YAGURLPRIN ain’t no one finna disagree with that statement. Kraig got the juice
Pat... that’s all I got to say
I see you everywhere!!!
kraig is king of roasting in this show hands down.
Absolutely nobody:
Brandon: HoLd tHaT tHoUgHt
Billy built like he sniff ass
LMAO!!!!!
Don’t understand how he ain’t send dumbfounded to detention 🤦🏾♀️
@@PursuitAndPassion He a good sport and he did drop some joke.
Not the only thing he's holding, that side tooth beggin to be released
“Pat beat up his girl over the last incense”
💀💀💀
That was funny
YAGURLPRIN nobody laughed but that shit is hilarious
Gta be Kraig
Funny afffff
how kraig kill them all while on the hot seat 🤣🤣🤣🔥
Kraig would never get sent to detention man lmfaooo he stays rippin someone and sometimes it don't even be making sense but be funny as hell
misty537 his delivery be on point that all
He makes you think sometimes. He's crazy lol
facts
misty537 for real. Lol he has a wide imagination but it's hilarious.
He be laughing too fucking hard at his own shit.
He said “that n*gga used to do standup at slave auctions” I’m crying
juniper lee That shit got me in tears rn 😂😂😂
Kraig should receive roast MVP at the end of the season because he's never been in detention
Hilary Ojinnaka NEVA LOST
"Doboy carries around a flask with soup in it " 🍜 😂😂
Darius Thomas doboy carries this show period
Kreig Dernier nah kraig does
Doboy,Tahir,kraig’kev
Darius Thomas * pat not kev
Ima Edit that out kraig is overrated and he try’s to hard
Kraig is never in the hot seat. When he goes up front, the rest of the class is in the hot seat.
He said you could hear body language with those ears... 😂😂😂😂😩
TiTi B. 🤣
Elijah K this channel is hilarious
TiTi B. Yeah my guy said dudes ears throw off his Feng Shui 😭⚰️
Elijah K 😂😂😩😩 dude... comedy... I just watched it again
@@daone4470 lol I couldn’t spell it
Kraig clearly bodied this one. RIP Dumbfounded
Fr
Kraig is this shows legend. But. I cried so hard at his feng shui joke!!!
Evrenovic yea that one sis it for me lol
When kraig said "you stink", I died. The way he said it had me weak 😭😭😭 and the LA riot comment had me casket ready 😭😭⚰⚰
That la riot joke was the best joke I ever heard in my life😂😂😂
Snap 👀
Lol
Brie K BLACK AN BROWN LUV FOREVA JUU HURRRRRRD✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
gatornation 904 can you explain the joke I didn’t get it
“If Billy was a wrestler, his finishing move would be a booty bite” 💀💀💀
Top 3 jokes in this entire history of the show
100%
Naw
Facts
Number 1 has to be the dumbfoundeds mom joke
Kraig had me weak when he told Tahir he has pig uterus in his body!
""If billy was a wrestler, His finishing move would be a booty bite"" David, Roast Gold
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha played the hell out of billy....lmao
That was a killshot, right to the temple.
Glad I didn’t go to school with kraig... 😩
OK and ??
🖤💗🖤💗🖤😇🖤
Dehvin Andrews ur washed how do u not get this
Like FORREAL forreal!! 😂😂😂
"your mom killed a ni**a in the LA riots" i didn't think anything could be funnier than that. but at 19:38 when DoBoy got up and David, Kraig started dying because they saw DoBoy's asscheeks i started DYING
also.. i barely noticed that Brent was gone for a long time and all of a sudden at 9:18 he appears
xProdigy1994
That's why doboy was constantly pulling his pants up.
😂😂😂
And Billy was going ham , well trying to cuz he thought everyone was laughing at him loool
“You say grace with your snacks” was an underrated joke 🤣
Kraig and Patrick will never go to detention. They are unstoppable!
Kwan -Pat went to detention on the Halloween episode, but it was honestly BS!
Patrick will. Kraig, nah.
I thought when pat when to detention I thought it wasn't fair to me
Brent hasn’t either
Andrew Lopez nah brent went to detention on one of the episodes cuz he was quiet
KRAIG DELIVERY BETTER THAN USPS!!
That L.A. riots joke almost killed me 😭😭 I was eating thanksgiving leftovers and I started choking on my food, my mom had to come help me 🤣🤣😂😂😭💀💀
Jonathan Gomez It was genius
that joke had me rollin for a couple of minutes lmfao, kraig a real one!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO.... D.O.A
Kraig the king of Roast Me.
Even i didnt understand it cuz im not american but i laughed hard
18:40 is the best one on here “The LA Riot”
I'm still laughing at this joke
went through 3 videos just to find this joke lmao
Shit is still funny to this day !
Absolutely the hardest I laughed on this show! 🤣🤣🤣 & Still 🤣
Brandon is a really good host for the show. He has great energy, a beautiful smile, and his jokes hit.
Sincerely Clarice I don't know about his smile, but he does a great job as host!
John lamar 😂
Too bad he’s a cheater
That side tooth says otherwise 😂😂😂
David must have been reading the comments because this was the first episode he didn't look like he was in his feelings lol
avilik13 🤷🏾♂️ must be
avilik13 right lol
David Lucas 💀💀💀 sup David lol
avilik13 wat up
David Lucas from Bacon Georgia can’t lie that was pretty funny..
"That n***a lips looks like pulled pork 😂😂!!!"
Ok and
Ok and
Ok and
kraig needs to write a book...seriously. His joke compositions are next level. Consistently.
send the assistant to detention
NGHTCLB wish i could like your comment more... what was her purpose? i say she should get expelled!
Cookie Love eye candy duh
EthiopianHawk lol for who? u cray
kelly is not eye candy.
Kraig Rampage start at 17:35
MVP 💯💯😂
Roy G lmaooooo
Bruh thanks for the heads up
Roy G Kraig’s rampage?! 😭😭👌🏽
Glad I got here early cause I want to say something: about 2 months ago when it was announced Teddy wasn’t coming back/Roast me was changing, I commented that Roast Me likely wouldn’t last, and Pat had replied. I take that all back. It’s better than ever and this format is perfect. I’m glad it kept going, my initial comment was mostly out of impulse cause I’m a huge fan of Teddy and love this show, so was worried the changes would ruin it. It’s the best it’s ever been. Props to ADD and Pat.
Alexa Ruiz Teddy is even on a new show for ADD. So I don't know what's up with him
Teddy has been doing his own thing. He’s blown up in the comedy world. ADD even made a announcement about it.
Teddy's laugh ruined the whole damn show.
He needs to be on atleast 1 show
Alexa Ruiz no one cares
Billy really thought they was laughing at his weak jokes 😂
Right!
Exactly why Brandon stopped him lol
I was hoping for David vs Billy to have another round 😂 like 3 Episodes ago .
Bre Williams which one was that
Maybe next week
S3E6
Bre Williams 😂😂😂
Brent’s jokes are underrated
"Bacon Georgia" lol!!
You can tell by the hurt in David's eyes that he flashes back to every time he's been roasted
19:38 man I'm weak everytime David Lucas lose his shit in the back lmaoooo
"Give it up for asscheeks!" -Kraig Smiff
Boo look like he caught the city bus to roast 😂😂
El Trapo fuck yeaaaa lol
El Trapo Facts Lmao
El Trapo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
….Boo is now one of the Top Roasters..
LMAO I love when Boo comes into the class cause all the attention goes to him 😂😭
Kraig shut it down with that l.a. riots joke
thesuntheskythemoon please explain it to me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1992_Los_Angeles_riots#Korean_Americans_during_the_riots
aifeme I read that but I don't see the context - did some Asian female kill somebody ? Explain please
Kidd Kulture thanks!!!
Top 10 of the whole season
"Boo why're you still wearing those Air Force Ones"
"You got Air Force Nones"
Most underrated joke fite me
I thought he said lugs
"You dress like a Mexican Pop star" 😂😭
Bre Williams 😭😭😭😭💀
😂😂😂😂
Boo look like the owl from tootsie pops
😂😂😂 he do
Maaan gotta send somebody to detention ! you gotta go Eugene
I knew he has big eyes
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'm SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
@@Raminajiblmao
4.24 "if Billy was a wrestler his finishing move would be a booty bite" 😂😂😂😂😂😂👊
I died when he said that
😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀 💀 💀
19:45
Craig shouts "give it up for ass cheeks , o my god"
Literally brandon peaks at doboys butcrack 😂😂😂 , im dead 😂😂
Kraig never shouted that
@@TheColdWindOfBrazil literally did
19:40 Kraig and David were LOL cause doboy ass was out when he got up from the chair Lmao!!!
1bigjr kraig saved doboy lowkey, david was about to go in
Lmao! He said "Give it up for ASS CHEEKS!" I feel sorry for his girl 😂😂😂
Look at billy tho he was looking at his ass type weird
And billy swear they was laughing at him
bigjr I️ was dead
Kraig went down the line 😂😂😂 Fatality
Billy really thought kraig and david were laughing at his roasts😂😂😂
Quincy Ramirez I just noticed that 😂😂😂😂😂
You ain't lying! Lmao! Everyone was looking at Billy like "sit yo ass down". Boo didn't get the L.A. Riots joke either. He just jumped up and laughed cause everyone else did
That situation is hilarious on multiple levels
Lamar Lee I didn’t get that one either could you explain it to me? Lol
Lamar Lee never mind I did some research lol that shit is fucking hilarious 😂
"Your daughter's stronger than you Brent."
Lmaooo okay, but Kraig said DoBoy eat silly puty💀💀💀💀AND he said DumbFoundDead mom killed someone in the LA riots😭😭😭😭
BEST LINE-UP EVER WOULD BE:
Kraig
Pat
Brent
C.P.
DoBoy (when hes got his phone full of fresh jokes)
David
Boo (He's funny, BUT also a great Target)
and Billy as the alternate when someone goes to detention (This guys hilarious, but sometimes to much of him is a bad thing)
OH, and that Dude in the Wheel chair as the Guest
Teachers Assistant: Precious
(I dont know about Kevin.. i think hes valuable out there... i just can't tell)
throw in teddy ray and it would be perfect
Kevin is a smart roaster, he’s top 5 forsure
I second this. Except maybe include Kev
Kev should be host. He's a good hype man
David has earned a spot. He's creative and a big ass target. Nothing funnier than him and doboy going at it
Kelly ruined the fan roasts with her awful delivery
TimboSlice absolutely... like she was uncomfortable in the room & scared to read, infact she picked shit ones as well
@@cookielove8174 nah she thought she was funny, too much confidence in her voice/face
@@humannaturedj lmfaoooo “too much confidence”
I found it guys! the episode where all of Boo's good jokes are!
Precious needs to come back as teaching assistant!!! 😭
Christiaaanneee She's the only female that should be back on.
Craig is the king of roast me!!!
“You dress like a hidden fighter in Tekken” 😂😂😂
Kev nailed it with the follow up 😂😂😂
Hahaha I swear yo...lmao
@18:43
Man oh man.....Brent's laugh kills me every single time!!! That's one of the best feelings in the world!!
I don't care what anyone says, Boo did not get that LA Riots joke at first. Just laughing cause he saw everyone else laughing haha
Armond Luckey you right hahha he got super hype for no reason lol hahaha
Deadass😂😂
Boo from LA, lol his old ass better get that joke... he put up a finger cuz he didn’t know if they were gonna let that shit fly 😂😂
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 TRUTH!!
Well he has slow ass reactions throughout the episodes so I’m sure he got it, he was also drinking water
Man if yall dont bring Precious back as the TA and leave it....
Caitlyn Watson he’ll yea lol the only one who would roast with squadd
Hell*
Yes! Hella funny!
Fr Precious is so funny
Kraig has to be the BEST roaster HANDS DOWN!
Chisom its kraig with a K u don’t deserve to be watching lol
If billy just said his joke and stopped he’d be aight
Fr. Bruh be doing a whole monologue idk why he never in detention
Nah this how they be roasting in the south
You couldn't do any better lmao. Billy is top 5 roaster
@@ThatGuy7433 delete this comment
@@ericreid3540 hes top 5 out of the roasters that be on here
We need Wheelchair Jay back!!
Abel T yess
They lock jays wheels and keep him in the closet
Jays wheelchair at the repair shop right now he’ll be back tho
Another episode should be coming soon. He usually rolls by about once every 2 months
Yes
Kelly look like she got lost on the way to BuzzFeed
Tee Money lmfaooo
😂😂😂
Tee Money facts lol
Yo! 😄😄😄
😔😔😢
"BING! BANG! ZOOM! ZAP! KAPOW! I'll show you, Batman!" 😂😂😂😂 I'm weak
Boo: *breathes*
GOTTA SEND BOO TO DETENTION
This got me laughing more than the whole episode
Will Kraig ever be eligible for Detention?
The world may never know.
Hot seat immunity and Detention immunity
Never he too cold
This was some of boos best work
A year later in season 4 Boo is on actual fire lmao
Watch Season 4.. Boo is MIP (Most Improved Player)
@@84updown Boo on season 5 was a titan. Even roasted the shit out of Kraig in episode 9
Lol that white girl look hella uncomfortable 😂😂😂
King_Lil_ C she cant get wit da flow she juss there lmao roastin only for black folk
White girl looks like she should be in the hr dept.
King_Lil_ C She know what time it is. LOL!!!! She been around everyone for a minute.
Cypreunia Simmons lmao wat was they saying
Cypreunia Simmons u r
Lmao honestly Kraig’s laugh be the cherry on top of the roasts😂😭
That man David look like he take every roast to him personal 😂 he be looking hecka confused
Jerome Dingle yeah he be gettin mad 😂
I almost feel bad when they start going in on him
Jerome Dingle David got that surprised pikachu face
Guy Incognito on g o d he does 😭
I think he's just such a professional/perfectionist that he wants to make sure the standard remains high. He laughs when the joke really hits
I’m glad billy is back!! I missed his pretty bad bitch self. I’m still wondering where he gets his lace fronts from tho 🤔
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from what I know Billy's father recently passed away hence why he took a break.
YAGURLPRIN damn u roasting everyone 😂
Ain't a proper Roast without Billy and Kraig!
Schoolboy Q would be so fire on here
Facts !!! 😂
He’d be another kraig
Billy is corny as hell. But Kraig and that “La Riot” joke sent me! 😂😂😂
Kraig gave out caskets ☠☠☠
Antwan Robinson One....at.
....A....Time.
He took his time passing out coffins
Billy sit tf down lmao
“Y’all give it up for Terence Delane”
*from the back of the class
“Look like a Puerto Rican hampster”
Bruh 😂😂
That was dumbfoundead too 💀😂
Kelly’s face the whole time👉🏾 🙂
Except for @4 something she looked sad
Like your profile picture basically
he said you can hear body language 😭😩😩 I’m screaminggggggggg
👀👀 snap
Lmfao Kraig and David saw doboy ass when he got up they died laughing my gosh darkness
Alejandro Gonzalez I went back and DIED lol didn't even notice bahaha!
Fucked up part billy thought they were laughing at his jokes
Alejandro Gonzalez I'm still recovering smh that was intense. But mad respect to them cuz Kraig, Brent, and David could have went in, but they let it slide lol...
Alejandro Gonzalez somebody said give it up for ass cheeks 😂😂😂
lol I was wondering why they was cracking up
I vote for a ‘Roast Me’ Awards, superlatives need to be given!
you got yer wish in the newest episode
SenorChistoso ohh 😲 that’s dope!! Did they listen to me? Lol
jasmine Kraig wom roaster of the Summer
mark beard I saw that!! Kraig was consistent all Summer, very well deserved!
Superla-what's?
19:40 peep how david and kraig laughing at doboy ass when he stood up 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kraig with that L.A. riots joke 💀💀💀💀 That's the best roast I've ever heard
John Cunningham on god I literally started 😭😂
John Cunningham chsrlie eildon
Swear they need to put a MVP at the end of every episode😂
David forsure 😂😂😂😂😂 man said “billy finishing move would be a bootybite” 😂😂😂😂
Nah it would just be Kraig every episode haha
Swag Money123 kraig should be the MVP
kraig killed them
this is an underrated episode
" Kev Got a garage full of Tow Trucks " 😂⚰️
Once again Kraig Smith shows us how it's done..
It has come to my attentuon that in each episode with Kraig in them he has NEVER been kicked from his seat and has the best comebacks while in the hot seat #legend_stats
Lmaoooooo Kraig funny AF
Clayton Miller lmao Kraig is the King.
I love Kraig 😂
Yea when he on google
Boo brought the energy back up 🔥🔥
That close up of Craig every time he laugh is hilarious 😀
Boo was very solid today.
*Kraig the MVP* His jokes be the craziest and most unique!
lol this was the teacher assistant that ended teacher assistants for the next season
they ALL ended it thank god lmao
This was a good one, I enjoyed the laugh... Please make them a bit longer...
Exist N Nature go in FB and you can see the whole live when they recorded it.
Tee Money ok.
Exist N Nature the laugh LOL
"Always keep the audience wanting more"
- I have no fucking clue who originally said that but it's true...
dandaddavi I agree, it should always get betteru
Kraig: *breathes*
Me: OMG LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
The MNH Show lmfao!!!!!
“Yo lips look like pulled pork” HAD ME ROLLINGGG
Kelly was trying hard as shit to deliver them jokes 😂😂
kelly built like miss frizzle