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    Starring: KevOnStage, Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, Kraig Smith, Brandon Lewis, Chris “CP” Powell, Billy Sorrells, Brent Taylor, David Lucas, Boo Kapone, Brandon Broady, Dumbfounded
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  • @Alldef
    @Alldef  6 лет назад +788

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    • @flackovlogs8900
      @flackovlogs8900 6 лет назад +11

      All Def Digital i wanna see another season🔥🔥

    • @StephenGaynorJr
      @StephenGaynorJr 6 лет назад +10

      Seriously, this is a hit. Y’all need to keep this going

    • @hezekiahflores8998
      @hezekiahflores8998 6 лет назад +4

      All Def Digital imma miss watching yall man something i looked forward to every week

    • @jakewoodruff51
      @jakewoodruff51 6 лет назад +6

      All Def Digital Tahir look like a sad christmas ornament

    • @yahinusjonesable
      @yahinusjonesable 6 лет назад +4

      All Def Digital Brent just now able to buy cigarettes without a note from his momma

  • @tsdiggs78
    @tsdiggs78 5 лет назад +3893

    CP showed Broady no mercy, that uzi joke destroyed his soul. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bam_bno9079
      @bam_bno9079 5 лет назад +282

      "Broady do something!"

    • @tinkalinks
      @tinkalinks 5 лет назад +23

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @biggoatmilk1
      @biggoatmilk1 5 лет назад +188

      And then the “Acne Bomb” lmaoooooooooo

    • @Tronmotivated
      @Tronmotivated 5 лет назад +108

      He ain’t even do nothing!!!!!

    • @drewdrew8752
      @drewdrew8752 4 года назад +55

      He ain’t even do nothing

  • @brehussar5016
    @brehussar5016 6 лет назад +3083

    "Billy sit backwards on Santa Claus lap" 😂😭

  • @AL-ov9wx
    @AL-ov9wx 5 лет назад +450

    “You brought a hand puppet..... to THIS show!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @FHooper35
    @FHooper35 4 года назад +451

    Kraig throws the hardest curve ball jokes, hard ass pronouncing jokes and the fact that it’s supposed to not make sense is exactly why if kills me 💀

    • @billynation4113
      @billynation4113 2 года назад +36

      It’s about imagery he’s the king

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 2 года назад +24

      He says the most obscure shit

    • @theshape3431
      @theshape3431 8 месяцев назад

      I would disagree with you saying his jokes don’t make sense. All his jokes make sense to me. But his jokes are layered and more about imagery. His jokes are more like 3D when most other jokes are on the show are 2D or 1D. So you have to be able to visualize what he’s talking about before even deciding if it’s funny lol. But his delivery is funny as well so you might find it funny even if you don’t get it

  • @KSoul
    @KSoul 6 лет назад +2486

    The way Kevin laughed at his own bad joke then said detention killed me! I keep rewinding that part. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Sue-nt3gw
      @Sue-nt3gw 6 лет назад +15

      ikr hahahahahahaha

    • @trblessed1020
      @trblessed1020 6 лет назад +9

      Me too!!!!!

    • @deehopkins1022
      @deehopkins1022 6 лет назад +6

      K Soul hell yeah bro!!

    • @TheRacketter334
      @TheRacketter334 6 лет назад +3

      K Soul Son I can't. I'm dead. 😂😂😂😂

    • @nocando17
      @nocando17 6 лет назад +48

      Probably the funniest moment in this series lmao

  • @habibadeyji2407
    @habibadeyji2407 6 лет назад +196

    “You’re a mean one Mr. Stench”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Brent is hilarious

    • @Tyce0825080
      @Tyce0825080 6 лет назад +3

      Habiba Deyji 🤣😭🤣 Pat, Kev, Brent, Tahir, and DoBoy are ‘Roast Me All-Stars’ 🤣🤣 they kill every time they’re on!!!

    • @hippiegarcia3782
      @hippiegarcia3782 6 лет назад +8

      Habiba Deyji He is so underrated

    • @malikmoses9270
      @malikmoses9270 6 лет назад +2

      Habiba Deyji can't about kriag

  • @ChicagoMade1
    @ChicagoMade1 6 лет назад +6050

    The fact that Boo is not funny is what makes him funny lmao

    • @feMARIE614
      @feMARIE614 6 лет назад +107

      Chicago Made lmaooooo RIGHT!!!!

    • @demdembon4950
      @demdembon4950 6 лет назад +427

      Indeed, the last episode was so funny. He was sitting in the hotseat and was sent to detention. Never happened before. LMAO

    • @ChicagoMade1
      @ChicagoMade1 6 лет назад +309

      Facts😂 this man literally told Kraig he decorated a cactus.. that was the funniest unfunny thing I've heard all year lolol
      REPLY

    • @flocko_bris7384
      @flocko_bris7384 5 лет назад +1

      Factssss tho🤣

    • @Ct_dbop23
      @Ct_dbop23 5 лет назад +4

      Him and Tahir

  • @dreams2dream627
    @dreams2dream627 4 года назад +445

    I love how Kraig's jokes are so outlandish. He's definitely one of my top favs.

    • @ugnmichael
      @ugnmichael 2 года назад +30

      "The pool tournament at a halfway house to find who his daddy was" sent me - Kraig Smifffff

    • @ugnmichael
      @ugnmichael 2 года назад +7

      You right LMAOOO

  • @jadaaskew2901
    @jadaaskew2901 6 лет назад +477

    "Dumbfounded said my dog look like a snack" YOOO I WAS WEAK ASF WHEN PAT SAID THAT 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adonyk9580
    @adonyk9580 5 лет назад +515

    “How is this different from any other day? You always giving out box “ 😂😂💀

  • @tiyvalentine9876
    @tiyvalentine9876 6 лет назад +818

    David was sick of y’all shit 😂😂

  • @notoriouslynashay
    @notoriouslynashay 2 года назад +130

    “Y’all know what Billy did for Christmas this year? NOTHING !” TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @winnumber101
      @winnumber101 2 года назад +8

      the way he said "nothing" lol omg omg, incredible

    • @tmoney0212
      @tmoney0212 2 года назад +1

      @@winnumber101 right lol

    • @Aboogs
      @Aboogs 2 года назад +2

      I was crying😂😂😂

  • @sydney2769
    @sydney2769 6 лет назад +150

    **Bad joke**
    **Silence**
    “Alright I gotta send somebody to detention man...” Kills me EVERY time 😂😂😭

  • @KP-gq2lw
    @KP-gq2lw 6 лет назад +1844

    He said Brodie look like BACTERIA 😭

  • @isohoopin6909
    @isohoopin6909 6 лет назад +1312

    “Y’all wanna know what billy did for Christmas this year? Nothing”😭😭😭😭😭 tf crack is he smoking😂😂😂

  • @RADIOACTIVEYOUTH
    @RADIOACTIVEYOUTH 4 года назад +274

    The “Acne Uzi” and “Acne bomb” jokes had me rollin. David was really snappin at the end. Ofcourse Brent and Pat were underrated as usual.

  • @pluto0417
    @pluto0417 6 лет назад +427

    “Rudolph the red face raindeer hahaha DETENTION” 😂😂😂🤣💀 I was dead

  • @yurr5266
    @yurr5266 6 лет назад +694

    brody about to come back season 4 and shoot the whole class up

    • @MaureenMurphy_
      @MaureenMurphy_ 6 лет назад +95

      ahmed mohamud with the acne uzi

    • @user-ll1yr6kw6s
      @user-ll1yr6kw6s 6 лет назад +23

      ahmed mohamud he doesn’t need a mask the acne finna blur all the cameras

    • @theyoutubeofmyname
      @theyoutubeofmyname 6 лет назад

      Frank Murphy hahaha

    • @abellballin88
      @abellballin88 6 лет назад +3

      ahmed mohamud it would b the Arab talking about shooting shit up

    • @murahk123
      @murahk123 Месяц назад

      Yeah with his acne uzi.

  • @reed1sam
    @reed1sam 6 лет назад +94

    "Kraig decorated a cactus..." -Boo SILENCE. that silence was so damn loud. I'm too DEAD hahaa

  • @Urbansaucee
    @Urbansaucee 2 года назад +104

    Tahir and that “giving out box” joke was solid 😂😂😂😂

    • @ugnmichael
      @ugnmichael 2 года назад

      Yessir

    • @theshape3431
      @theshape3431 8 месяцев назад +1

      Eh.. it was okay lol. The delivery on that joke was awkward and he came off like he was nervous and/or mad when he said it.. idk it didn’t really hit for me

  • @ItsNaquan
    @ItsNaquan 6 лет назад +229

    David held his own in the hot seat, Pat snapped in the hot seat, Billy got murdered . The end 😂

    • @feMARIE614
      @feMARIE614 6 лет назад +2

      Quanisdope 😭😂😂😂

    • @iiWreCkS23
      @iiWreCkS23 6 лет назад +5

      Kinda suprising tbh because Lately David been getting salty

  • @killerkeemstar6091
    @killerkeemstar6091 6 лет назад +309

    "Everytime you lie your eyes get bigger" lmao cp had nothing to comeback with 😂😂

    • @daniellag6075
      @daniellag6075 5 лет назад +3

      LMFAO....DID U SEE HIS FACE THO....😂😂😂😂

  • @Zblactookyohat
    @Zblactookyohat 6 лет назад +861

    David stepped his game up this episode😂😂😭

    • @gully_845
      @gully_845 6 лет назад +3

      Facts

    • @Maznweater
      @Maznweater 6 лет назад +29

      He wasn't bout to let the season end without getting it

  • @zealotsg
    @zealotsg 3 года назад +49

    The "WHAAAAT?!" from Pat every time someone says some weird shit is hilarious

  • @JSmooove
    @JSmooove 6 лет назад +2263

    bruhhhh cp got brodie regretting his time on Roast Me with that acne uzi joint. he had to awkward laugh it off for a whole 30 seconds frontin like he wasn't hit. yall seent that head noddin' back n forth. he reconsidering whether or not he gon' ever voluntarily come back on the show again lol.

    • @zay6888
      @zay6888 6 лет назад +39

      😣😣😂

    • @binkybreezy1988
      @binkybreezy1988 6 лет назад +243

      He always look hurt when they go hard on his acne lol

    • @abellballin88
      @abellballin88 6 лет назад +107

      J Smooove bruh cp did Brodie dirty

    • @JSmooove
      @JSmooove 6 лет назад +92

      why they always do him sooo foul?? lolol

    • @Ghicks2010
      @Ghicks2010 6 лет назад +159

      True, he looked hella awkward. But his acne is the only thing they ever rip on

  • @isaiahexil3431
    @isaiahexil3431 5 лет назад +1537

    “Your a mean one, Mr.Stench”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @1oakZ4L
    @1oakZ4L 5 лет назад +983

    “David your cologne made by sweet baby rays”😭😭😭

  • @figarojames4097
    @figarojames4097 3 года назад +204

    Kraig's joke about how soft Billy is - he served a bid in a paradise prison for killing a hamster with a ukulele - is fucking brilliant.

    • @billynation4113
      @billynation4113 3 года назад +6

      He clearly said hawaiian prison idiot

    • @tnq3882
      @tnq3882 2 года назад +15

      @@billynation4113 he’s saying the prison is a paradise cause it’s hawaii

    • @ugnmichael
      @ugnmichael 2 года назад +1

      LMFAOOOOO straight ether

    • @theshape3431
      @theshape3431 8 месяцев назад +2

      Although you messed the wording up, I agree the joke was brilliant. Most ppl say it’s random and they don’t get it, but for me it made total sense. As soon as he said it I just pictured that whole ordeal in my head and it just made sense to me. All of it just seemed fitting to Billy

  • @diamondboyy2728
    @diamondboyy2728 6 лет назад +315

    “EVERY TIME YOU LIE YOUR EYES GET BIGGER” 💀😂

  • @baseddrawoh
    @baseddrawoh 6 лет назад +1790

    Brody cried in the car after this.

    • @WD-hd1vw
      @WD-hd1vw 6 лет назад +96

      My momma gave me that acne

    • @abellballin88
      @abellballin88 6 лет назад +32

      On everything he did😂😂😂

    • @elili8016
      @elili8016 6 лет назад +66

      You can tell he's hurting inside

    • @cool89
      @cool89 6 лет назад +40

      Poor brody he wasnt ready they shang tsung this kid damn near took his sooul 🤣🤣🤣

    • @abellballin88
      @abellballin88 6 лет назад +6

      cool89 FACTS!!!

  • @mrcommentator3640
    @mrcommentator3640 6 лет назад +1693

    David can always hold his own under pressure hahahahaha 👏👏👏

    • @baysick11
      @baysick11 5 лет назад +75

      Mr Commentator only pressure David can’t handle is his blood pressure

    • @blackdominatorseeyalater5864
      @blackdominatorseeyalater5864 5 лет назад +18

      Mr Commentator He can only hold his own against Billy. When it was him and cp going at it, cp destroyed him.

    • @Procrastian
      @Procrastian 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah his blubber acts as a trampoline

    • @svtgrizzwall1997
      @svtgrizzwall1997 5 лет назад +2

      Black Dominator CP isn’t really a character to make fun of really dull on the outside I’m sure David couldn’t really say much

    • @Victor-tn4rq
      @Victor-tn4rq 5 лет назад

      Black Dominator See ya later David had two or three good jokes towards CP. But other than that, CP won that duel

  • @johndima8583
    @johndima8583 2 года назад +81

    “You’re a mean one mr stench” gets me every time 😭

  • @xtina2189
    @xtina2189 6 лет назад +101

    Boo Kapone had me crackin' up for all the wrong reasons when he proudly said "NOTHIN'!!" I was done for a good 3 minutes.

    • @bundymasala
      @bundymasala 6 лет назад +4

      x tina ikr whatever he does has me dyin

    • @desren22
      @desren22 6 лет назад +2

      LMAOOO deadass

    • @aundreabunnie
      @aundreabunnie 6 лет назад +14

      "Kraig decorated a cactus" I almost choked on my jolly rancher 😂😂

    • @b2bomberzzz
      @b2bomberzzz 6 лет назад +2

      Boo.K say dumb stuff but it's funny asf

    • @O.G.Ashtre
      @O.G.Ashtre 6 лет назад +2

      I Swear I Thought I Was The Only One Thought That Shit Was Funn Lmao

  • @KlassicNoob
    @KlassicNoob 6 лет назад +566

    "Billy did 2 years in a Hawaiian prison for killing a hamster with a ukulele" 😂

  • @Keeponkeepingon10
    @Keeponkeepingon10 5 лет назад +1076

    David SNAPPED on em this episode, no breaks 🔥🔥🤣

    • @khristiancoleman8581
      @khristiancoleman8581 4 года назад +7

      Jamie Hill swear to god

    • @wilberts.cubero3629
      @wilberts.cubero3629 3 года назад +72

      On god, this man roasted the shit outta billy and went 2 on 1 against cp and brent in a span of 5 minutes. Legendary.

    • @kagetori7913
      @kagetori7913 3 года назад +4

      MVP fr

    • @Continuetheslowgrind
      @Continuetheslowgrind 2 года назад

      He did go in 🔥🔥

    • @ethanrainford2228
      @ethanrainford2228 2 года назад +4

      He did ngl...but ain't no one gonna talk about the fact that Pat used him as a punching bag for like 3 minutes straight?? 🤣🤣 Bro is criminally underrated in this game, man 💯

  • @YungTsundere
    @YungTsundere 3 года назад +91

    David’s “A PUS” joke was really fuckin hilarious lmaoooo

    • @SPoKDGhsT
      @SPoKDGhsT 2 года назад +1

      That shit had me crying😂😂😂😂

  • @robertknox6904
    @robertknox6904 6 лет назад +272

    "You're a mean one Mr.Stinch" had me dying

    • @zoeent8321
      @zoeent8321 5 лет назад

      Robert Knox 😂😂

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 5 лет назад +1

      I replayed that about 8 times 😂😂 that was hilarious

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 5 лет назад

      @@davidshamiri1448 "stench"

  • @sup34kelz
    @sup34kelz 6 лет назад +275

    Boo kapone needs to be on every episode he’s the best target

    • @RSCxTedd
      @RSCxTedd 6 лет назад +1

      kelvin montilla fax

    • @reviewdykeusa8347
      @reviewdykeusa8347 6 лет назад +1

      True

    • @kdeem93
      @kdeem93 6 лет назад +4

      Lol son they only bring him up there to flame him up you ever notice he hit the hot seat soon as he come in

    • @abraheemabdulla8155
      @abraheemabdulla8155 4 года назад +1

      Boo, Kraig, CP, Doughboy, Kev, Patrick, David, Billy, and Brett

  • @kingtraf5311
    @kingtraf5311 6 лет назад +138

    "An acne bomb went off in the subway earlier this evening....
    Only one person was injured
    People on set say his face was FUCKED up!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethvelazquez9988
    @elizabethvelazquez9988 4 года назад +129

    The way brent laughs at his own jokes 😂 he’s so underrated

  • @oxymoron727
    @oxymoron727 6 лет назад +139

    "You're a mean one Mr.Stench" Lmfao

    • @UpSkrewed
      @UpSkrewed 6 лет назад +3

      Oxymoron 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 i was WEAK!!!!

    • @ThatOneZombie1
      @ThatOneZombie1 6 лет назад

      Lmfao 💀

  • @Dessycomesalive
    @Dessycomesalive 6 лет назад +64

    "HE AINT EVEN DOO NOTHINNNN"😭😭😂

  • @Chatgptreads
    @Chatgptreads 6 лет назад +59

    LMFAO “ I want you Santa, I want you”

  • @PlayboiMickey
    @PlayboiMickey 4 года назад +17

    “WHO U FINNA TRY!!! BETTER THAN ME???!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time

  • @jamesg4920
    @jamesg4920 6 лет назад +339

    8:47 Brodie had no idea he was dapping the man that was gonna end his life

  • @JBpaperstacks123
    @JBpaperstacks123 6 лет назад +2130

    Billy spent like 95% of the show standing up

    • @desibabe18
      @desibabe18 5 лет назад +5

      Loooll

    • @andrewgarner2323
      @andrewgarner2323 5 лет назад +216

      He's so annoying

    • @halloween482
      @halloween482 5 лет назад +261

      He's so unfunny mainly because he doesn't know when to let a joke go and then it becomes cringey. He just tries way too hard.

    • @WingoTribe704
      @WingoTribe704 5 лет назад +10

      @KingQuaye 💀💀💀💀

    • @brandonmcgrew4367
      @brandonmcgrew4367 5 лет назад +15

      King that’s every show lmao

  • @OkayAydree
    @OkayAydree 6 лет назад +306

    This episode brought me to tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Aye David Killed, so did Patrick.

    • @Gking239
      @Gking239 6 лет назад +2

      Okay Aydree me too 😂😂😂

    • @D5Official
      @D5Official 6 лет назад +3

      CP Killed Dave LOOOOOL

  • @winnumber101
    @winnumber101 2 года назад +27

    watching this back the way CP entered and immediately hit off one of the best jokes of the episode (and carried it with examples without overdoing it) is CRAZY

  • @mihlemtshwane3358
    @mihlemtshwane3358 5 лет назад +807

    Kev dismissing himself kills me all the time 😂😂🤣

  • @kadillactica
    @kadillactica 5 лет назад +627

    “An acne bomb went off in the subway” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2468DDT
      @2468DDT 5 лет назад +3

      DEAD !!!!!!!!

    • @brytoncarmena8875
      @brytoncarmena8875 4 года назад +19

      Jonathon Walker only one person was injured Lmao 😂😂😂😂

    • @yanifigueroa4566
      @yanifigueroa4566 4 года назад +3

      Brody was tired of the acne jokes lol

  • @TheresOnly1Stef
    @TheresOnly1Stef 6 лет назад +343

    first thing i do is scan the room for Kraig Smith lol!!

  • @robertsouza8789
    @robertsouza8789 2 года назад +48

    Kraig usually always has me laughing but I always come back to this one for David and CP going at each other, shit was hilarious. They both went in on this episode

  • @asminolaxz
    @asminolaxz 6 лет назад +56

    CP funny as hell😂 “ you look like a parking space “ “ you wash your face with cholesterol”

  • @pels4tosh
    @pels4tosh 6 лет назад +147

    Dawg those acne jokes hurt. made me so uncomfortable only because dude was obviously feeling it in his heart. RIP BRODY'S FACE.

    • @TheSilverRyu
      @TheSilverRyu 6 лет назад +23

      He must be used to it by now lol thats the only topic they talk about whenever hes on a roast me episode

  • @nicoleflowers4992
    @nicoleflowers4992 6 лет назад +138

    “Billy sit yo moist booty ass down” funniest thing said 😂😂😂😂

    • @TeamMarshall
      @TeamMarshall 6 лет назад

      Nicole Flowers i was thinking what are we

  • @diegoh3713
    @diegoh3713 3 года назад +90

    I can see why Pat created this show , he has roasts for everyone just in case lmao

  • @sherleneharris7369
    @sherleneharris7369 6 лет назад +313

    Broady looked like he was going to cry

  • @pressplayhomie
    @pressplayhomie 6 лет назад +537

    Pat...Bruh 💀

  • @briw9318
    @briw9318 6 лет назад +356

    "Kraig decorated a cactus" I am crying 😭😭 Boo's jokes aren't funny, but the fact that he thinks he's funny makes it funny 😂😂

    • @IronTsuji
      @IronTsuji 6 лет назад +3

      And your nose is built like dohboy necks

    • @kingjosh0453
      @kingjosh0453 6 лет назад +3

      XxMaster Matthew learn how to spell before you roast boi 😂😂😫😭

    • @darthzeppid
      @darthzeppid 5 лет назад +3

      That dude so hilarious "u know what Billy had for Christmas? What? Nothing." I started crying

  • @Dragonflyjones67
    @Dragonflyjones67 4 года назад +31

    Why does it feel like this is the only episode that David Lucas shine?! His joke's was underrated on the hot seat!!!!

    • @ms1406
      @ms1406 3 года назад +2

      Yea he did good this time

  • @uriah5514
    @uriah5514 4 года назад +348

    6:22 “y’all give it up for Kraig Shmiiiiiff”
    Billy: “straight off a double shift at the chemical plant” 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisJProductionz
    @ChrisJProductionz 5 лет назад +1839

    Brent is the most underrated one in this show😂😂

  • @hillarymarie6335
    @hillarymarie6335 6 лет назад +375

    I don’t why I was laughing so hard at the “your knees and elbows are identical” 😂

  • @almightyziz
    @almightyziz 4 года назад +21

    "Every time you lie ur eyes get bigger"
    💀😂😭

  • @acetheinfinite
    @acetheinfinite 6 лет назад +689

    " Dumbfoundead finna go to the crib, make a couple Nintendos, chill. "

    • @dylanspickles8454
      @dylanspickles8454 5 лет назад +6

      acetheinfinite that weird cause as soon as I found this comment CP said that line

    • @ACDinho80
      @ACDinho80 5 лет назад

      When he say that

    • @0240172
      @0240172 5 лет назад +3

      Cp a beast

  • @ickyvicky680
    @ickyvicky680 5 лет назад +725

    "David gotta take a selfie with two phones" 😂😂😂😂 she a savage

    • @CJ-rc5ru
      @CJ-rc5ru 5 лет назад +14

      Yea I was surprised it didn’t get more credit

    • @Ria19907
      @Ria19907 5 лет назад +63

      She waited til he left tho. He would've flamed her ass too 😒

    • @latoyalifeeconomics3541
      @latoyalifeeconomics3541 5 лет назад +26

      She held that in

    • @ReannaPeters12
      @ReannaPeters12 4 года назад +9

      @@Ria19907 probably have something about her strong chin

    • @thesupernaturals1070
      @thesupernaturals1070 4 года назад +14

      @@ReannaPeters12 so much chin prime Tyson couldn't knock her out. Crimson chin headass. She don't skip jaw day. 😂

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 4 года назад +618

    “Everytime you lie your eyes get bigger” lmao

  • @theshape3431
    @theshape3431 3 года назад +17

    “Kraig decorated a cactus” lol... that was funny as hell ... and he went to detention for that

  • @davidpalacios2005
    @davidpalacios2005 6 лет назад +120

    When cp said FUCK HIS FACE UP I couldn't stop laughing😂😂😂😂

    • @kenjunior3
      @kenjunior3 6 лет назад +1

      David Smith yoooo I swear. My stomach cramped

  • @27frvn59
    @27frvn59 5 лет назад +2447

    two years in a Hawaiian prison for killing a hamster w a ukulele

    • @WingoTribe704
      @WingoTribe704 5 лет назад +76

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @RayRae559
      @RayRae559 5 лет назад +101

      I laughed uncontrollably reading this 😂😂😂

    • @Driplikedee
      @Driplikedee 5 лет назад +85

      Thats shit random and funny😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 5 лет назад +5

      2 7 insane lol

    • @saranityg
      @saranityg 4 года назад +12

      Iconic

  • @dar_thegoat
    @dar_thegoat 5 лет назад +1597

    Brandon does NOT like them side teeth jokes 😂

    • @simplyjay0748
      @simplyjay0748 4 года назад +153

      Fr he always look hurt and be silent lmaoo 😂😂

    • @Suprheem90
      @Suprheem90 4 года назад +82

      First time I ever heard him not have nothing I was shocked lol

    • @natsonthervil3112
      @natsonthervil3112 3 года назад +5

      💀💀💀😂😂

    • @evolutionmax9791
      @evolutionmax9791 3 года назад +43

      Yea he's one of those roasters that don't like being roast back....

    • @999a0s
      @999a0s 3 года назад +34

      i think he just bored of it, if you peep 98% of the jokes they hit him with are side tooth jokes. its funny but it gets old when its the same shit every time

  • @rixhie_
    @rixhie_ 4 года назад +14

    “Y’all know what Billy did for Christmas this year?... NOTHING.” that was actually hilarious 🤣

  • @khaimmcfadden1030
    @khaimmcfadden1030 5 лет назад +1712

    I love how boo’s jokes never are really funny but he be confident asf when he tells them 😂😂😂

    • @samlung2724
      @samlung2724 5 лет назад +113

      Boo is funny because he's not funny.

    • @naisaShip
      @naisaShip 5 лет назад +96

      especially the way he said that joke about what Billy's been doing this Christmas.
      "NOTHING."

    • @saranityg
      @saranityg 4 года назад +11

      I love him ❤️❤️

    • @deejay1921
      @deejay1921 4 года назад +20

      Nah y’all hating... there’s people he’s better than on the show yet they always send him

    • @krishnasreenivasan8522
      @krishnasreenivasan8522 3 года назад +1

      @@naisaShip What did that even mean lmaooo

  • @slapstick510
    @slapstick510 5 лет назад +271

    “You got a piece of chow mein wit a Jesus piece on it” fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 💀

    • @Paradigm93
      @Paradigm93 5 лет назад +6

      The most slept on joke ahahahaha... Shit had mt crying

  • @kvngsubliminals3947
    @kvngsubliminals3947 6 лет назад +274

    Random voice: “Keep going Broady”
    Broady: Nah I’m good
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SaintGlossi
      @SaintGlossi 6 лет назад +2

      Lmaooo

    • @oreofatcat
      @oreofatcat 6 лет назад +7

      15:26

    • @rodjjt7742
      @rodjjt7742 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah who was that? I feel bad for Broady. This is way out of his league.

  • @andrewhartshorn3940
    @andrewhartshorn3940 4 года назад +34

    Kraig says the most random stuff but it’s the delivery that makes it 10x more funny

    • @theshape3431
      @theshape3431 8 месяцев назад

      His jokes are layered.. more about imagery. Random, yeah, but the jokes do make sense when you think about them. You gotta be able to think a little deeper to get his jokes lol

  • @nataliereed9452
    @nataliereed9452 6 лет назад +197

    Patrick is a mastermind ... low Key

    • @sanyatesGRIA
      @sanyatesGRIA 6 лет назад +28

      Natalie Reed ain’t no low key this dude be snapping off on folks

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose 6 лет назад +13

      Natalie Reed hes the creator of roast me👌

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 6 лет назад +3

      Hell yeah. He created Roast Me, Dad Jokes and Great Taste

    • @jesuscarrizales3156
      @jesuscarrizales3156 6 лет назад

      San Yates e

  • @HOPEx-o
    @HOPEx-o 6 лет назад +187

    I love how Dumbfounded knows and understand the humor of black culture

    • @angelh6345
      @angelh6345 6 лет назад +30

      Hope Patterson and he cute asf too

    • @KingJhase803
      @KingJhase803 6 лет назад +17

      Hope Patterson well he's been a battle rapper for years...

    • @tamig8719
      @tamig8719 6 лет назад +13

      Yeah he’s with the shits

    • @victorinox190
      @victorinox190 6 лет назад +11

      Lol you're acting like we're in the 1980

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 6 лет назад +4

      It's 2017 everyone likes black humor

  • @azrielspringer546
    @azrielspringer546 6 лет назад +277

    David killed it. Man you gotta have another season

    • @tupacshakur5308
      @tupacshakur5308 6 лет назад +9

      Azriel Springer David is top 3 fo sho

    • @azrielspringer546
      @azrielspringer546 6 лет назад +16

      Tupac Shakur he went to detention and came back with a vengeance.

  • @stro8403
    @stro8403 3 года назад +16

    that killed a hamster wit a ukulele joke was too funny bra 😂😂😂

  • @SwagJuice11
    @SwagJuice11 6 лет назад +486

    Kraig says the most random but he’s funny as heck!! 😂😂

  • @O.G.Ashtre
    @O.G.Ashtre 6 лет назад +136

    Billy Ass Always Feeding Off Other People's Jokes

    • @6lackbo1
      @6lackbo1 6 лет назад +4

      ASHTREFISHER it's Houston culture to emphasize the joke sometimes in order to make that victim speak up & roast

    • @KIYAQUEN
      @KIYAQUEN 6 лет назад +2

      I say that every episode he's on

    • @7Roxer
      @7Roxer 6 лет назад +6

      ASHTREFISHER It makes it better though, he's like a hypeman

    • @6lackbo1
      @6lackbo1 6 лет назад

      Roxer exactly

    • @O.G.Ashtre
      @O.G.Ashtre 6 лет назад +2

      IKR Then It Pisses Me Off That He Always Gettin Up Out His Damn Seat! Sit Yo Ass Down Lol

  • @smithhitemup2
    @smithhitemup2 6 лет назад +209

    Rudolph the red faced reindeer “DETENTION “

    • @briw9318
      @briw9318 6 лет назад +5

      No One I was crying 😭😂

  • @thecollabacademy563
    @thecollabacademy563 Год назад +26

    5 years later and it still makes me laugh

  • @charliebetcher
    @charliebetcher 6 лет назад +123

    this show is my reason for happiness

  • @luck227
    @luck227 6 лет назад +452

    YO, CAN CRAIG GET A TURN AS THE NEW HOST!!! I LOVE THIS SHOW!!

    • @NoPauseTv1
      @NoPauseTv1 6 лет назад +89

      Diron Gaines Hell nah , it'll take away from his roasts

    • @assassinfearx
      @assassinfearx 6 лет назад +42

      Diron Gaines you guys give him to much credit for shit that doesn’t make sense he says.

    • @dredyoung1
      @dredyoung1 6 лет назад +1

      Diron Gaines I think he lives for the roasting and except for Teddy hosts don't really roast that much.

    • @jdoe3240
      @jdoe3240 6 лет назад +16

      Blacklion You're just dumb as hell to comprehend the shit he says. Everything he says makes sense.

    • @EdfromVirginia757
      @EdfromVirginia757 6 лет назад +1

      Obviously you've never been in a roasting session or probably never been joked on before.

  • @drift-5096
    @drift-5096 6 лет назад +889

    David has done it, is he gonna be the G.O.A.T for season 4😂

    • @therandom58
      @therandom58 6 лет назад +87

      Drift - nah Kraig will forever be the GOAT

    • @crazygamer-mr6nr
      @crazygamer-mr6nr 6 лет назад +9

      Razor58 nope not forever

    • @brandonphillips5948
      @brandonphillips5948 6 лет назад +25

      Maybe CP if he's on the majority of episodes.

    • @Toni-cb9nj
      @Toni-cb9nj 6 лет назад +10

      Drift - Kraig Shmmitd

    • @alwaysm.i.a10
      @alwaysm.i.a10 6 лет назад +23

      Idk CP is good at shutting people up too. They need to put Brandon back in for a season. He always look like he want a piece.

  • @ChristianClayton2000
    @ChristianClayton2000 2 года назад +9

    8:24 “Brent hands so small, he can take notes on zig zag paper.” The most slept on joke 😭

  • @bigboyhoopstv9976
    @bigboyhoopstv9976 6 лет назад +81

    David be roasting billy😂😂

  • @StillFoolin
    @StillFoolin 6 лет назад +150

    Patrick lowkey funny asf

    • @RiddyOnline
      @RiddyOnline 6 лет назад +36

      lol not lowkey at all...he's one of the funniest guys there...lol. He just don't try to hog the spotlight like billy..lol

  • @trueprince2409
    @trueprince2409 5 лет назад +541

    He said david has the posture of a cheeseburger 😂😂

    • @Erickwashere
      @Erickwashere 4 года назад +15

      trueprince DISRESPECTFUL!

    • @rogeliohdz13
      @rogeliohdz13 3 года назад +3

      EK Mixed That how is that disrespectful lmao

  • @kiwi-we2zw
    @kiwi-we2zw 4 года назад +41

    14:01 im cryin bruh the way he said that brandon look like bacteria💀💀💀😂😭😭😭😭

  • @jessegoines6996
    @jessegoines6996 6 лет назад +102

    Bruh! He said that man has the posture of a cheeseburger. I'm crying.

  • @kymmichanel
    @kymmichanel 6 лет назад +111

    David always hold it down when he in the hot sit lol

  • @brehussar5016
    @brehussar5016 6 лет назад +871

    Sooooo... nobody heard Brody @ 17:47? "Patrick dressed like a HIV patient" 😂💀 I can't stop laughing ! Then Patrick's facial expression after he said that 😂😭

    • @doreendgulley
      @doreendgulley 6 лет назад +49

      Bre Williams Pat was shook looking like 😲

    • @tristanwylin91
      @tristanwylin91 6 лет назад +15

      I thought it was dumbfoundead tht said tht

    • @CeeWorld69
      @CeeWorld69 6 лет назад +12

      Bre Williams no everybody heard it, it was loud as hell

    • @Mx.Pickle
      @Mx.Pickle 6 лет назад

      That was mean.

    • @brewskie866
      @brewskie866 6 лет назад +2

      Lmfao! Dead wrong

  • @fknAcid
    @fknAcid Год назад +22

    Season 3 will always be goated. IMO, the best season too. Always come back watching every EP. Rest in peace to all those who’ve been involved w Roast Me thus far. Hopefully this segment never dies. It ain’t that time yet but almost is, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all❤️

    • @theshape3431
      @theshape3431 8 месяцев назад

      You basically just said it’s the greatest season, then said it’s the best season in the next sentence lol. You didn’t need to say it twice 😂. I agree tho it’s the best season

  • @alexguy2381
    @alexguy2381 6 лет назад +172

    Brent the most underrated roaster lmao

  • @jimilahlundy1411
    @jimilahlundy1411 6 лет назад +1097

    Pat is underrated...

  • @BruhLuuhTheArtist
    @BruhLuuhTheArtist 6 лет назад +266

    Do not sleep on Patrick!!!

    • @nicoreuel2092
      @nicoreuel2092 6 лет назад +14

      its like his life has to bee in danger for his roasting genius to be drawn out