SO CLOSE TO RESCUE | 60 Seconds #3

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
  • The military are on their way to save me in 60 seconds! I CAN DO IT!
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    Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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    Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Gardivanyth
    @Gardivanyth 8 лет назад +856

    13:43 "I'm not giving them ANYTHING."
    *5 seconds later*
    Mistakes were made.

    • @Lavvysuperstar23
      @Lavvysuperstar23 8 лет назад +17

      OH MY GOD I LITERALLY READ THIS COMMENT A SECOND BEFORE THAT HAPPENED

    • @Lavvysuperstar23
      @Lavvysuperstar23 8 лет назад +24

      also jack's face at 13:48 was exaclty my face

    • @fanofyoutubers6624
      @fanofyoutubers6624 8 лет назад +13

      I just burst in laugh after I saw nothing was in shelter. Why? Jack was nice , until that time...

    • @notjord4n
      @notjord4n 8 лет назад +3

      +Lavinia S same

    • @emjan2724
      @emjan2724 8 лет назад +2

      +Lavinia S omg same lol

  • @SanahSaysHello
    @SanahSaysHello 9 лет назад +591

    MARY JANE IS ACTUALLY A BADASS. You want to keep her around. Let her get bitten by radioactive SPIDERS once they attack [don't use the bugspray] and she'll become a mutant! She won't have to get healed OR drink, and you can send her out on expeditions to procure materials!

    • @MillerPC
      @MillerPC 9 лет назад +35

      I'm gonna believe on this, if I fail, so help me god, I will guide you with the holy powers from GabeN Headquarters to step a Lego.

    • @SanahSaysHello
      @SanahSaysHello 9 лет назад +23

      TheVirtualGamerHD I wouldn't dare lie about it. I need to see Jack/Sean play through this get until he gets to this point, dagnabbit. MOREOVER, she doesn't need a gasmask when she goes out, either, because she'll have already been exposed to the radioactivity via the bite.
      Also she looks pretty funny once she mutates.

    • @ArtichokeAHeart
      @ArtichokeAHeart 9 лет назад +3

      Yeah I remember when that happened to it was great until she wen all hulk style on Ted when i talked to her and Ted was injured :(

    • @ArtichokeAHeart
      @ArtichokeAHeart 9 лет назад +3

      *went

    • @gcyeow1963
      @gcyeow1963 9 лет назад +9

      When she's mutant she's always hungry though. Other than that, she's alright.☺

  • @vengonva
    @vengonva 9 лет назад +303

    "A local super market has become the base of operations for a raider group."
    In other words, the Super Duper mart from Fallout 3.

    • @scifinut6155
      @scifinut6155 9 лет назад +28

      And those velociraptors were probably Deathclaws

    • @kaysothisisit
      @kaysothisisit 9 лет назад

      Shane Ishler lol

    • @thesilvergaming5663
      @thesilvergaming5663 9 лет назад +2

      *****
      D:
      IM scared now 😱

    • @beefyremixs2595
      @beefyremixs2595 9 лет назад +5

      Vengonva I was thinking the same thing I was about to play fallout 3 after that but I played fallout new vegas, my god the holy fallout 4 is coming

    • @jthomcres
      @jthomcres 9 лет назад

      Jimmy Gardner Fallout: New Vegas was a disappointment I think. The gameplay was fun, I loved the targeting system, sweet guns, and armor you could get, but there just wasn't enough placed in the world to keep me engaged. Yes, a nuclear fallout would clearly promote scarcity across the board, but I got so fed up with finding out-of-the-way locations on the map that had, like, a few Sunset Sarsparillas - or worse, nothing at all. Way to waste my time, developers. Not only that, but you were so corridor-ed that it lost ANY resemblance to an open-world game. Climb that mountain? Invisible wall. Walk up a hill? Get stopped cold in the middle by a increased grade-threshold (jump over? Don't make me laugh). Take a shortcut? Pack of Deathclaws. Don't even get me STARTED on cazadores, they're probably the most hateful creatures I've ever encountered in a video game, and I've played, like, everything. I eventually finished it and never desired to start another playthrough. This was a game that shows the general modding community is more adept at development than the bonehead developers.

  • @karasuhekima
    @karasuhekima 8 лет назад +180

    13:46
    Jack: *Gapes like a fish in shock at the empty room.* *THUS JACK INSTANTLY KNEW THAT HE FUCKED UP BADLY*

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 6 лет назад +1

      Yup😂😂

    • @marsmallowslayer1903
      @marsmallowslayer1903 6 лет назад +2

      Lessie is in love with Luciano Vargas
      *It was at that moment,he knew that he fucked up royalty*

  • @TheKman1014
    @TheKman1014 9 лет назад +381

    I love this series

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 лет назад +53

      TheKman1014 Glad you like it :D

    • @TheKman1014
      @TheKman1014 9 лет назад +7

      jacksepticeye You make this series so fun haha

    • @timothyhuber3275
      @timothyhuber3275 9 лет назад +1

      You should do another Turbo Dismount vid jack

    • @Mike4Lifexx
      @Mike4Lifexx 8 лет назад

      +Alexandra Blom 'rime' Well, you are definitely 11 :D jk I could spell it when I was 8.

    • @boojoe1688
      @boojoe1688 8 лет назад

      +TheKman1014 i love your mom

  • @Saofiqlord
    @Saofiqlord 9 лет назад +593

    I survived for 104 days,STILL NO MILITARY!

  • @andrewli7423
    @andrewli7423 9 лет назад +36

    Jack: doesn't read journal, gets confused over Dolores being dead. Doesn't read journal, gets confused about everyone dying. Read the journal Jack. Sometimes it tells you about certain events that you can do or not do. Also, everyone can survive 5 days without water, not to mention that a radio call from the military will come every 7 days, requiring you to do something with something in order in order to proceed the "story". The items, as far as I know, include the rifle to donate to the army, which will take away the rifle, the ax, to clear trees for a runway, which will break the ax, a flashlight for signalling, the map for a rendezvous point, and the gas mask for donating. It should be noted, though, that the radio is of utmost importance as it issues those challenges for you.

    • @andrewli7423
      @andrewli7423 9 лет назад +4

      Sorry typo there should only be one "in order". However, this is for the purpose of saying that you do not escape after 50 days. It all depends on completing the missions. If you lack the certain item to proceed, you can get it from scavenging.

  • @anadhdprepper6490
    @anadhdprepper6490 8 лет назад +326

    He refused to give the people food and got everything stolen from them. If that isn't karma I don't know what is.

  • @KingAtheist
    @KingAtheist 9 лет назад +164

    Mary Jane is the Meg Griffin of the family

    • @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917
      @jeconiahjoelmichaelsiregar7917 9 лет назад +1

      Too bad little Timmy can't be the Chris / Stewie Griffin of the family, then st least we'll have a near complete representation of the Griffins

    • @chichi8125
      @chichi8125 9 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU!!! Finally SOMEONE agrees with me!

    • @danielmcaleer5079
      @danielmcaleer5079 9 лет назад

      :D

    • @DavidDiLeonardo
      @DavidDiLeonardo 9 лет назад +1

      No she's the whale of the family

    • @jamesnunez7114
      @jamesnunez7114 9 лет назад

      Did anyone else see the sock puppet on teds hand

  • @smallfloof8580
    @smallfloof8580 7 лет назад +141

    everyone who said he should have left Mary-Jane behind, you are wrong!!! she turns into a mutant

    • @mrpapagiorgio5404
      @mrpapagiorgio5404 6 лет назад +4

      @Theresa Lynn how'd you not know that

    • @connorcoyle9145
      @connorcoyle9145 5 лет назад +9

      Mr Papagiorgio have you thought maybe this series is her first glance at 60 seconds? Not every1 knows everything u do

  • @swvsnick
    @swvsnick 8 лет назад +178

    THis just occured to me, but couldn't they just occasionally throw supplies into their shelter as the went through their normal lives before the drill? Like don't organize anything until you're locked under there so when you get down there you have something to do, but honestly if anyone has one of these shelters throw a few cans of food in there every week or so. x33

    • @fr801
      @fr801 8 лет назад +34

      +Sweer Normal people make sure they have everything they need for YEARS usually X°D Those guys really were disorganized lol

    • @swvsnick
      @swvsnick 8 лет назад +1

      tru tru

    • @salmasaridam4529
      @salmasaridam4529 8 лет назад +6

      that might work, but if you keep putting food down there and the siren goes off months later, the food might have expired.

    • @swvsnick
      @swvsnick 8 лет назад +10

      +Salmaluna Zahra Saridam nonperishable m8

    • @salmasaridam4529
      @salmasaridam4529 8 лет назад +3

      +Sweer ahh yeah the food in the game

  • @christopherlauf3761
    @christopherlauf3761 8 лет назад +43

    The ending of the video was hilarious

  • @liverenjoyer
    @liverenjoyer 8 лет назад +310

    The plant they grew turned out to be evil.
    FLOWEY CONFIRMED

  • @dazedhyperion
    @dazedhyperion 9 лет назад +115

    13:00 and thats why sharing is caring

  • @Komakazeම
    @Komakazeම 7 лет назад +59

    13:48 And it was at that moment Jack knew he fucked up.

  • @GekTC
    @GekTC 8 лет назад +315

    3:17 "Tentacles! Tentacles everywhere!"
    ...oh, I know where this is going......

  • @TomaPuck
    @TomaPuck 9 лет назад +77

    Sean you are awesome! You are a great inspiration for alot of people and you make us all happy! Thanks for always being with us :)

  • @MaxineCaulfeild
    @MaxineCaulfeild 9 лет назад +54

    ~~Please Read for Game Information~~
    Patterns generally go by 3-5 days for water, 6-8 for food. This is a common rationing pattern people use for the game. Also, Keep Mary Jane. She is able to become mutated if she hangs out with cockroaches. When Mary Jane mutates, she's able to survive any sickness. It's worth it to bring her along. As well as mousing over the family members tells you the kind of effects they have on them. Tired, Sick, Hungry....
    It's easier to survive with the entire family if you send [insert family member here] (let's just say Timmy for now) out on an adventure, and when he gets back you can just not feed him or give him water. Extra family members means extra chances to win, pretty much.

    • @ChickenPoofer
      @ChickenPoofer 9 лет назад

      Maxine Caulfeild I like it when Mary-Jane is mutated, she looks great with (a) purple tint/skin

    • @ninjafighterblue9413
      @ninjafighterblue9413 9 лет назад

      Maxine Caulfeild finnaly some one who knwo what to sAY TO JACK :) I KNEW THE MUTANT MARY JANE THING BUT I HEARD WATER=5 FOOD=10(OPS CAPS XD NOT A HATE COMMEMT)

    • @TheCottonCandy707
      @TheCottonCandy707 9 лет назад

      ONLY 5 DAYS JACK
      NOT 7 !
      THEY CANT SURVIVE THAT
      THEY CAN ONLY SURVIVE WITHOUT WATER FOR 5 DAYS
      AND FOOD YOU HAVE TO GIVE WHEN THEY ASK
      WHIT FOOD YOU CANT WAIT

    • @TheCottonCandy707
      @TheCottonCandy707 9 лет назад

      wait..
      Max?

    • @nathangoedeke694
      @nathangoedeke694 9 лет назад

      Maxine Caulfeild but the human body dies after three days without water

  • @kayla636
    @kayla636 9 лет назад +57

    "Are those tentacles from space? Nope, they're just from Japan." Jack's always teaching us so much

    • @CaptCrisco
      @CaptCrisco 9 лет назад +1

      Kayla Jones I laughed so hard when he said that! xD

    • @cleeen1
      @cleeen1 9 лет назад +2

      CaptCrisco Japanese lessons, with Jacksepticeye!

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd 9 лет назад +1

      XD Yup.
      Also, I love your profile picture~

    • @kayla636
      @kayla636 9 лет назад +1

      Lawliet Michaelis Nirvana Thank you ^_^ even though I could tell from the name lol

    • @SuperVALERock
      @SuperVALERock 9 лет назад

      Kayla Jones Wait... But.. I thought you were dead..
      I forced Rem to kill you..
      YOU'RE DEAD!!
      THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!

  • @eliflo7408
    @eliflo7408 7 лет назад +67

    Jack's view:Makes more than 1 hour videos.
    Our view: 15 minutes videos.

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 6 лет назад +1

      Eli Flo yup..... Pretty much

    • @lucyreine4
      @lucyreine4 6 лет назад

      Eli Flo that is like what happens cause were not pros like jack but we try our best...I am not a RUclipsr :( YET

    • @LonelyArchivist
      @LonelyArchivist 4 года назад

      Isn't that just SANSational papyrus!?

  • @minipina101
    @minipina101 8 лет назад +69

    Has anyone else wondered why the wife and children don't do crap while the husband collects the supplies !!??

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 9 лет назад +31

    Jack: The last few times I've trusted people, they've given me shit
    *Jack sees the empty room* O.O..........................OOPS!!!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! XD XD XD XD

  • @wfflez
    @wfflez 9 лет назад +57

    MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE
    Oh and did I mention that I wanted more?

  • @harvrawlings1857
    @harvrawlings1857 7 лет назад +30

    Survivor:Please just give us anything u have! Jack:No,I ain't giving u anything, the last time I gave stuff to people they've given me sh*t! (Realizes all his stuff is gone) Jack:...........OOPS!

  • @tacoking1333
    @tacoking1333 9 лет назад +42

    Yet another JACKTASTIC vid

    • @lolmyer3369
      @lolmyer3369 9 лет назад +20

      You tried.

    • @Fauxiey
      @Fauxiey 9 лет назад +4

      MattiMeir games you did to

    • @falcondd
      @falcondd 9 лет назад

      You tried too*

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 9 лет назад

      You seem to be quite a fancy taco

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 лет назад +3

      Tocco King I aim to please! :D

  • @RoundShades
    @RoundShades 9 лет назад +17

    13:37 I'm not giving them anything. 13:47 YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING!

    • @sickTier
      @sickTier 9 лет назад +1

      Yagi Hige it's too much of a coincidence that the timer was at 1337 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @timmygaytan6370
    @timmygaytan6370 9 лет назад +38

    Jack ! sometimes the military could kill you and it could go to 100 days

    • @blitzblyat3441
      @blitzblyat3441 9 лет назад +9

      Don't they kill you if you've gone crazy? Because normal military should let rescue you, I dunno I never was crazy when the military saved me.

  • @ethanbailie1976
    @ethanbailie1976 9 лет назад +46

    So Ted is the crazy, puppet-wearing murderer from the Fallout e-comic?

  • @emmakenyon1967
    @emmakenyon1967 7 лет назад +27

    His face when everything had gone 😂

  • @cheekibreeki586
    @cheekibreeki586 9 лет назад +32

    I got till day 48 the dad didin't come back from the store. Just like mine

  • @SugarDiamonds99
    @SugarDiamonds99 9 лет назад +16

    I literally screamed when I saw this in my subscriptions

  • @chewy8262
    @chewy8262 9 лет назад +29

    Jack let the cockroaches in and then mary jane might turn into a mutant she defends well and scavenges like a boss

  • @coffeebeananti9528
    @coffeebeananti9528 9 лет назад +44

    the only important thing is that jackaboys still alive! :P

    • @CRFTgaming
      @CRFTgaming 9 лет назад

      Caitlin Hall Agreed.

    • @coffeebeananti9528
      @coffeebeananti9528 9 лет назад

      ***** yup!

    • @dakota4890
      @dakota4890 9 лет назад

      Hi friend!

    • @ExcellentHealth
      @ExcellentHealth 9 лет назад

      Just because this guy has a profile picture of jack doesn't mean he needs to be the top comment of every video!!!

    • @sighshell8670
      @sighshell8670 9 лет назад

      Caitlin Hall Did anyone notice the two headed cow?
      IT'S A BRAMIN!

  • @KLtheAllen
    @KLtheAllen 9 лет назад +8

    _Highlight of the video: _*_EVERYBODY DIES!!!!_*
    _-Except Jack because he's the Bossest Boss!-_

  • @bradgurley123
    @bradgurley123 9 лет назад +59

    JAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK you should eat cake in a video

    • @nobeliamatias660
      @nobeliamatias660 9 лет назад +3

      He did that in a few Instagram videos.

    • @SH-fj4jb
      @SH-fj4jb 9 лет назад +1

      I think you have to say that in a reading comments vidio

    • @denamalkin9746
      @denamalkin9746 9 лет назад

      Brad Gurley

    • @jeng.11
      @jeng.11 9 лет назад +1

      Brad Gurley I made some cake. Do you want some?

    • @parodyofaparody7612
      @parodyofaparody7612 9 лет назад +6

      But the cake is a lie! (Portal anyone?)

  • @nikolay519
    @nikolay519 9 лет назад +17

    13:50 best face ever :D

  • @SafaretoSaf
    @SafaretoSaf 9 лет назад +54

    If the apocalypse ever happens,I am 100% joining Jack's side.Except if he REALLY loves food just like me.Then we will never survive.

    • @bjarke3d
      @bjarke3d 9 лет назад

      Me to Jack is da best

    • @CRFTgaming
      @CRFTgaming 9 лет назад +3

      Safareto Saf Well you would certainly be entertained while you die. But if survival is your goal I might not pick Jack. XD

    • @SafaretoSaf
      @SafaretoSaf 9 лет назад +1

      CRFTgaming Yeah haha

    • @BodaciousSalad
      @BodaciousSalad 9 лет назад +1

      Same lol

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 лет назад +1

      Safareto Saf Dude, don't. Did you SEE the end of this video? If you join his side, you're fucked, no matter what/

  • @666AMC666
    @666AMC666 8 лет назад +37

    i hate pot but Mary jane was growing a plant, thats funny

    • @xxvloggerguygames6859
      @xxvloggerguygames6859 8 лет назад +1

      wow

    • @eddi790
      @eddi790 8 лет назад +4

      Mary Jane
      Marijane
      Marijuana
      Eh?

    • @bosha6654
      @bosha6654 8 лет назад +12

      if i wanted to kill my self i would climb up your ego and jump to your IQ

  • @ravinnit9285
    @ravinnit9285 6 лет назад +7

    About three mins in he said Mary Jane don’t eat all my food when Timmy has ate every day for 4 days and she had her fresh can of soup

  • @nataliehouston2312
    @nataliehouston2312 7 лет назад +46

    You need to feed them every 5 days my dude.

  • @MopishfoolVids
    @MopishfoolVids 9 лет назад +70

    Jack, are you going to do more sims? It was really getting exciting!

  • @kwesiboateng7272
    @kwesiboateng7272 9 лет назад +35

    jacksepticeye I knew Dolores was gonna be killed because the only food on the game is soup and that doesn't come from a animaL

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 лет назад +42

      Kwesi Boateng Damnit Dolores!!

    • @kwesiboateng7272
      @kwesiboateng7272 9 лет назад +9

      jacksepticeye You are a man of your words jack you do try to reply to every comment and today lots of people were having an argument on how to pronounce your youtube name

    • @KILLTACULARful
      @KILLTACULARful 8 лет назад

      +jacksepticeye hai

    • @aerukhfsfdhfhs9377
      @aerukhfsfdhfhs9377 8 лет назад

      +jacksepticeye lol

    • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405
      @dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 лет назад

      +jacksepticeye lol

  • @victoriaodegaard1
    @victoriaodegaard1 8 лет назад +16

    3:30 I love Little Shop of Horrors and I forgot the plant's name... all I remember is she's a MEAN GREEN MOTHER FROM OUTERSPACE AND SHE'S MAD... oh wait I remember. It's Audrey II after the blonde Audrey

    • @goatman2373
      @goatman2373 8 лет назад

      I loved that musical!

    • @indigocrystalwolf_9548
      @indigocrystalwolf_9548 5 лет назад

      Ever since he mentioned it I had the theme in my head but now I keep hearing the dentist song in my head🤣

  • @user-unk8i7l
    @user-unk8i7l 3 года назад +1

    Always come back to the old videos.. happy nostalgia

  • @steve9hw2
    @steve9hw2 9 лет назад +14

    SO MANY IMPERSONATORS ON THE RIGHT. I was trying to binge watch jacksepticeye videos, but 3 videos in I was on an impersonator's channel. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN CONTENT!?

    • @danielmcaleer5079
      @danielmcaleer5079 9 лет назад +1

      :D

    • @Capta1nTD
      @Capta1nTD 9 лет назад

      Steve 9hw2 I know the feeling, I really don't know what they can gain from this. Do they think that if they fool enough people and get enough subscribers they can get a partnership? Jacksepticeye is already a partnered channel and a well known one at that. No one would partner them, they'd probably be arrested for stealing others content.

    • @holyshalomi909
      @holyshalomi909 9 лет назад

      Steve 9hw2 They do it because they were stupid enough to try and make a living off of someone else's videos. But, if you have any common sense at all, you would look at the number of subscribers that the impostor has, and immediately turn away from that channel. And maybe report it.

    • @steve9hw2
      @steve9hw2 9 лет назад

      Skylord Miiko I cant report it, youtube only accepts the report if it comes from the creator. Only Jack can remove them. Each one of the impersonators has 0 subscribers though, so they must be making new accounts and re-posting all the time.

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 лет назад +1

      Steve 9hw2 Yeah it's super bloody annoying

  • @Ghally
    @Ghally 9 лет назад +5

    Jack could you please start READING THE DAMN PAGES?!
    Jack:*Oh ill send out delories*
    Jack:*Wait, what am i sending her out for?*
    Next day
    *Delories was killed*
    Jack:*WHAT?!*

  • @Aldranix
    @Aldranix 9 лет назад +36

    "slow clap" welp that's karma for you jack XD
    this is not a hate comment. (i think)

    • @nicoleshouse04
      @nicoleshouse04 9 лет назад

      I am not happy with you...

    • @Aldranix
      @Aldranix 9 лет назад

      The Happiest Egg you are the happiest egg y would you not be happy?

    • @ustebeoutcast
      @ustebeoutcast 9 лет назад

      rifky aldira GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Aldranix
      @Aldranix 9 лет назад +1

      okay everyone before you side with michael wilke could you at least press his name for a moment thank you very much XD

    • @tori5315
      @tori5315 9 лет назад

      Why are they so mad?

  • @fulcrum7493
    @fulcrum7493 7 лет назад +4

    13:38
    "im not giving them ANYTHING"
    13:48
    Me: well he's dead

  • @sonicvipergaming5255
    @sonicvipergaming5255 9 лет назад +18

    Do the survival again! You should do an extra long unedited video like you did with Presentable Liberty. Or live stream it and put it on the channel.

  • @CEHCuber
    @CEHCuber 9 лет назад +69

    YOU DONT GET OUT ON DAY 50 like so he can see

    • @CEHCuber
      @CEHCuber 9 лет назад +3

      CEH Cuber why do they keep sayng that its really dumb and not true

    • @captainterror9003
      @captainterror9003 9 лет назад

      CEH Cuber are you replying to yourself or are you saying something you forget to put in

    • @CEHCuber
      @CEHCuber 9 лет назад +1

      adding something

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 9 лет назад +2

      CEH Cuber did you reply to yourself

    • @captainterror9003
      @captainterror9003 9 лет назад

      CEH Cuber oh

  • @sbmerino2209
    @sbmerino2209 9 лет назад +64

    Jack there's a fake account reuploading all your videos but the 'j' is capital

    • @dinklesnoorft8238
      @dinklesnoorft8238 9 лет назад +8

      SbMerino There are a lot of fakes, We can't do anything about it.

    • @finesse992
      @finesse992 9 лет назад +1

      Yes but his videos gets allot of views

    • @racko32
      @racko32 9 лет назад +1

      Yeah there are a lot of fakes. I just searched his youtube name and the list of fake ones kept going for a while until I stopped.

    • @babufrik9951
      @babufrik9951 9 лет назад +3

      Can we report them?

    • @julianfung2667
      @julianfung2667 9 лет назад +2

      Unfortunatly, only the original account can report these people... but! Dont despair my friends! Other youtubers have started this #fixthefakes trend and jack should try and get that running too. Seriously, search up #fixthefakes on youtube and look yourselfs!

  • @catcityyy
    @catcityyy 2 года назад +1

    I remembered this game existed recently this is giving nostalgia

  • @hihello3372
    @hihello3372 2 года назад +3

    2:49
    Holy shiteballs jack!

  • @KeyboardSerpent
    @KeyboardSerpent 9 лет назад +11

    Jack, it was Little SHOP of Horrors, and the 'singing fly trap' was called Audrey 2. And he was an alien plant, not a singing fly trap. :I

    • @KeyboardSerpent
      @KeyboardSerpent 9 лет назад +2

      Sorry, I'm not Seymour.

    • @danielmcaleer5079
      @danielmcaleer5079 9 лет назад

      :D

    • @dean2344
      @dean2344 9 лет назад

      Haha that's real cool someone like you still remember that movie!Your a boss

    • @dean2344
      @dean2344 9 лет назад

      Don't feed me blood

    • @KeyboardSerpent
      @KeyboardSerpent 9 лет назад

      Dean Carlisle
      Actually, it was a musical before a movie. And I only know it because my school did it for the annual production last year.

  • @jey9784
    @jey9784 9 лет назад +27

    jack dont give ur family water for 3 days and food for 3 days i found out that in that game it takes 4 day s for humans to die without water and food

    • @MarioDarkboom
      @MarioDarkboom 9 лет назад

      thaboiin2014 4 days? nonsense, a man was stuck on the ocean with no food nor water but survived around.. 70 days

    • @heyis2107
      @heyis2107 9 лет назад

      Mario Darkboom in the game

    • @MarioDarkboom
      @MarioDarkboom 9 лет назад

      the guy mkay

    • @jey9784
      @jey9784 9 лет назад

      lol

    • @nasstynate
      @nasstynate 9 лет назад +7

      Mario are you fucking stupid

  • @MrDennis20005
    @MrDennis20005 9 лет назад +1

    "Timmy you're a ****ing legend"
    Hahaha laughed so hard

  • @Jefkin565
    @Jefkin565 9 лет назад +11

    The average human can survive about 45 days without food. DON'T FEED THEM JACK! TEST THE REALISM!

    • @thomasmartinez3104
      @thomasmartinez3104 9 лет назад +5

      The fat girl and dad can survive off fat

    • @Chipper0418
      @Chipper0418 9 лет назад

      Otherius No thats bullshit. The average human can survive 21 days without food

    • @Jefkin565
      @Jefkin565 9 лет назад

      Chipper0418 Still though. TEST THE REALISM! Only feed them twice... or thrice! TEST THE REALISM! Oh, and I'm sorry that I was misinformed.

    • @tori5315
      @tori5315 9 лет назад

      I though you could survive a month with no food and a week with no water

    • @tori5315
      @tori5315 9 лет назад

      Thought*

  • @Randoperson63
    @Randoperson63 7 лет назад +8

    So, am I then only one laughing about Mary Jane growing a plant? lol

  • @hannahschrenk7981
    @hannahschrenk7981 9 лет назад +6

    I need to start remembering to turn my volume down a bit when I click on one of Jack's videos. That intro is going to kill my ears one of these days.

  • @War_Magus
    @War_Magus 9 лет назад +2

    "I'm not givin' em anything!"
    Next day: Instant Karma.

  • @isakhs2748
    @isakhs2748 9 лет назад +6

    EVERYONE LIKE UP SO THAT JACK CAN SEE!!!
    hi jack/sean i love your videos! you are my favourite youtuber!! but could you make a mail opening series? i know lots of ppl would send you cool fan art and other stuff! it would be so great!

  • @mrrocketsfan1240
    @mrrocketsfan1240 9 лет назад +13

    You should start a new series called Mail with JACKABOY I would love to send you mail

    • @Murk.mp4
      @Murk.mp4 9 лет назад +1

      Or a VLOGGING channel where the gaming screen is off with Jack's life

    • @jacksepticeye
      @jacksepticeye  9 лет назад +6

      Mikey Boemio I am planning on it eventually but I'm afraid of just how much mail there will be!

    • @Thelonesoldier360
      @Thelonesoldier360 9 лет назад

      Jack be my friend

    • @alexbejo7436
      @alexbejo7436 9 лет назад

      Narutske Umazachi jack said he wont ever make a second channel because he thinks people with multiple channels only do it for money and he dosent want people to think that of him

    • @aitchmoo
      @aitchmoo 9 лет назад

      @jacksepticeye there will be a lot of mail but at least u can interact with viewers more

  • @TheBronyNerd367
    @TheBronyNerd367 9 лет назад +3

    OMFG LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS IS THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME :'D

  • @dannyn.1725
    @dannyn.1725 9 лет назад +2

    "That doesn't really feel good enough for a video, I WANT TO SURVIVE!" :D
    *Near about 60 seconds later*
    Death. THE END
    Me: Well then...

  • @gkky_
    @gkky_ 9 лет назад +17

    Jack, I'm genuinely worried, what happened to Cities: Skylines!? D:

    • @alyssadugas1787
      @alyssadugas1787 9 лет назад

      GeekyKaze Completely agreed! I loved the game, as well as the commentary.

    • @gkky_
      @gkky_ 9 лет назад

      ***** I know, right? It was awesome to see him do huge improvements over his city every episode, it looked like it had a future...

    • @thetycheese
      @thetycheese 9 лет назад

      GeekyKaze just saying i didnt like it anyways so...

    • @alyssadugas1787
      @alyssadugas1787 9 лет назад

      Hugh Januss That is your opinion.

    • @alyssadugas1787
      @alyssadugas1787 9 лет назад

      GeekyKaze Exactly!

  • @ClassIRailroader
    @ClassIRailroader 9 лет назад +7

    I laughed so hard that I died... then I went to purgatory where I waited 7 years, 7 months, 7 weeks, 7 days, 7 hours, 7 minutes and 7 seconds until I was accepted into heaven, but then I made a deal with God to let me come back down to earth to finish watching this video, and I'm about to, but if I die from laughing again I would go to hell...

    • @tsane61
      @tsane61 9 лет назад +1

      Class 1 Railroader so funny

    • @clonetf141
      @clonetf141 9 лет назад +1

      So you want your arm back?

    • @JaysTrain08
      @JaysTrain08 9 лет назад

      Dumb comment

    • @clonetf141
      @clonetf141 9 лет назад +1

      Jaystrain08 dumb comment

    • @JaysTrain08
      @JaysTrain08 9 лет назад

      clonetf141 do I even know you?

  • @mouslimjaber-ze7sg
    @mouslimjaber-ze7sg Год назад +3

    I fucking died at 13:46 💀 This is 7 years ago and it still kills me

  • @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen
    @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen 9 лет назад +2

    13:48
    It was at this moment Jacksepticeye knew... He f**ked up!

  • @jones81381
    @jones81381 9 лет назад +9

    Jack you might as well give up on this. The random events completely fuck you and destroy necessary items so you'll never get rescued. It's "possible" to survive for hundreds of days, but you'll never be rescued due to the game's propensity for breaking the items necessary for rescue.

    • @ines-cq5of
      @ines-cq5of 9 лет назад

      Lol he already survived

    • @Persona-to8hd
      @Persona-to8hd 9 лет назад

      He didn't survive.

    • @Rio-ky7om
      @Rio-ky7om 9 лет назад

      cute! Nope.

    • @jones81381
      @jones81381 9 лет назад +4

      funny Name I played it for about 3 hours. Tried 30 or 40 times. No matter how well I stocked the shelter, the game would completely fuck me over within 2, 3 weeks tops by destroying essential gear and not giving me the events to replenish it. Without the flashlight, map, AND radio all working, you aren't getting saved. You need the radio to hear the military. You need the map to be where the military tells you to be. You need the flashlight to signal the military. If you have a radio but no map, you don't know where to go when the military says to. No flashlight? Can't signal them.

    • @MinecraftMineturtle
      @MinecraftMineturtle 9 лет назад

      jones81381 What, why give up? :D

  • @Monkey_triplets
    @Monkey_triplets 9 лет назад +3

    Mary jane can turn into a badass mutant by gettinh bitten by a spider and then she does not need any food any more and very little water

  • @alaughingfreak867
    @alaughingfreak867 9 лет назад +9

    Hey Jack, you should check out the game Off. It will probably seem weird...
    Well it is...
    But it has many puzzles that may be hard to you, and its a rpg kind of style to it
    Please Jack, I'm sure many of us would love to see it.
    PS.
    BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @dankgamingmlg3377
    @dankgamingmlg3377 Год назад +2

    I think 6 days is the shortest run I've ever seen of this game lol

  • @TheDickChappy97
    @TheDickChappy97 9 лет назад +9

    "Mary Jane" is someone who eats a lot and doesnt do much. hmmm where have i heard that?

  • @nate9479
    @nate9479 9 лет назад +33

    more subnautica shit please

    • @ena_ina
      @ena_ina 9 лет назад

      Nathan Bruneel He does what he wants.

    • @arch_angel5690
      @arch_angel5690 9 лет назад

      I think you mean more,Subnatica shit,please

    • @marknicholson2312
      @marknicholson2312 9 лет назад +4

      Nathan Bruneel I think Jack got bored of it becuase he ran out of things to do
      I mean he made:
      -A base
      -A sub
      -A Stasis Rifle
      -He has explored the ship fully
      -He has went quite deep
      I think he has "Finished" the game atm :D

    • @ena_ina
      @ena_ina 9 лет назад

      ***** Uh oh, a savage

    • @ilikenmplolbecauseheisblac2646
      @ilikenmplolbecauseheisblac2646 9 лет назад

      Young Fenrir he didnt even use exo suit that is available now

  • @colleenpetersen8564
    @colleenpetersen8564 8 лет назад +4

    Mary Jane = 60 seconds
    Mirajane = Fairy Tail
    Anyone else?

    • @timmitton4983
      @timmitton4983 8 лет назад

      +AnimeIsLifeee I actually think of Spiderman's girlfriend, Mary Jane Watson.

    • @colleenpetersen8564
      @colleenpetersen8564 8 лет назад

      Tim Mitton Noice

    • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405
      @dimana-rosbelcheva3405 8 лет назад

      k

    • @TheKalluto
      @TheKalluto 8 лет назад

      +Tim Mitton ironic cause she can mutate into a spider

    • @timmitton4983
      @timmitton4983 8 лет назад +1

      TheKalluto You know it's probably intentional that she mutates from a spider and is named Mary Jane.
      Also that isn't irony.

  • @sierrajones7029
    @sierrajones7029 8 лет назад +2

    Loved the Little Shop of Horrors reference. xD

  • @COUNTERCOM
    @COUNTERCOM 9 лет назад +4

    jack i was wondering what would you do if a fan came to your apartment to meet you?

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM 9 лет назад +1

      the gun guy that is epic! i really do wonder.

    • @bo_moss1760
      @bo_moss1760 9 лет назад

      the gun guy that is epic! He's already talked about that happening before, a fan came to his house multiple times and it made him very uncomfortable. According to him, his place is off limits, but you can't blame him. Imagine people you've never met showing up at your door. Creepy.
      He talked about it on his tumblr.

    • @leviwhite1151
      @leviwhite1151 9 лет назад +2

      the gun guy that is epic! I'm sure he would be really nice but frightened at the same time. Enjoy his videos and the entertainment he produces but also respect that he has a personal life that shouldn't be invaded.

    • @Squeaky2238
      @Squeaky2238 9 лет назад

      the gun guy that is epic! You could actually get in trouble with the law probably. Maybe

    • @thegoldeneagleeye9621
      @thegoldeneagleeye9621 9 лет назад +1

      the gun guy that is epic! It has happen multiple times like i'm a huge fan of Jack but going to his house and invading his privacy is just rude and creepy as well

  • @iamwanted4356
    @iamwanted4356 9 лет назад +5

    you have to do more subnautica

    • @laborinjo654
      @laborinjo654 9 лет назад

      Iam Wanted i've been asking for it too

  • @jordenpuccinelli2105
    @jordenpuccinelli2105 9 лет назад +4

    Did you know you can find a dog named pancake

  • @T.osmond
    @T.osmond 9 лет назад

    PLEASE Jack don't stop this series! It is awesome and the 60 seconds at the beginning is hilarious XD

  • @BoomProductions99
    @BoomProductions99 9 лет назад +8

    More Jack! Like of you agree!

  • @colinlam5635
    @colinlam5635 9 лет назад +5

    How old is jack? He has a bit of grey hair already lol

    • @javiergwen7537
      @javiergwen7537 9 лет назад

      28 I think

    • @asi.i
      @asi.i 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Nah, it's just genetic. I don't think it's that widespread for the Irish ethnicity.

    • @colinlam5635
      @colinlam5635 9 лет назад

      lol ok thx guys, hes actually pretty young then

    • @camomaster5938
      @camomaster5938 9 лет назад

      ***** Stress can do that to anyone.

    • @mynamesjeff7694
      @mynamesjeff7694 9 лет назад

      I'm Irish so I guess I'm getting gray hair soon. Yay.

  • @44krysia
    @44krysia 9 лет назад +6

    1 minute and 175 comments wow

    • @scaterama1
      @scaterama1 9 лет назад +4

      Are u new happens all the tim

    • @NewEraGaming123
      @NewEraGaming123 9 лет назад +2

      oscar ramirez Do you even English bruh?

    • @Dragonentity
      @Dragonentity 9 лет назад

      C_OD_TV no, he just didn't feel like punctuating, and accidentally didn't add the e to time. * Are u new? happens all the time.* happy? maybe he was on his phone, hell no i dont punctuate on my phone or spell out long words like you

    • @maro8008
      @maro8008 9 лет назад

      Can you even spell Oscar? RLLY

  • @30alex30clubpenguin
    @30alex30clubpenguin 8 лет назад

    this is jacks best video of FALLOUT that he has ever done.

  • @Displayable_
    @Displayable_ 7 лет назад +3

    10 seconds I will never give them food and water
    5 seconds later
    shit there dead I'm alone!

  • @BenjaGreenGaming
    @BenjaGreenGaming 9 лет назад +4

    the music is so mean... :D

    • @bossof9220
      @bossof9220 9 лет назад +2

      BenjaGreen i agree :D

    • @BenjaGreenGaming
      @BenjaGreenGaming 9 лет назад +2

      Benjamin juul Knøss haaha

    • @laborinjo654
      @laborinjo654 9 лет назад +1

      Benjamin juul Knøss where does that link lead?

    • @samh3048
      @samh3048 9 лет назад

      laborinjo i checked it, it isn't a screamer :) it's just a photo

    • @laborinjo654
      @laborinjo654 9 лет назад +1

      Brain Artisan thx

  • @LOLTheLOLCastLOL
    @LOLTheLOLCastLOL 9 лет назад +6

    Sean do you speak Irish?

    • @theshinyphanpy8626
      @theshinyphanpy8626 9 лет назад +1

      肯德基 yeah, he did it in a reading your comments vid

    • @hhhj4351
      @hhhj4351 9 лет назад

      肯德基 ;_ ; there is so much wrong about this comment

    • @parkerb7707
      @parkerb7707 9 лет назад +4

      Kirito What? Irish is a language too

    • @LOLTheLOLCastLOL
      @LOLTheLOLCastLOL 9 лет назад +5

      Kirito Irish is a language do you have a problem?

    • @LOLTheLOLCastLOL
      @LOLTheLOLCastLOL 9 лет назад +2

      ***** No they call it irish not to confuse it with Scottish Gaelic.

  • @diamondhawk7427
    @diamondhawk7427 9 лет назад

    "What doctors?" THE DOCTORS ADVERTISING ON THE RADIO OF COURSE!

  • @joshhyman894
    @joshhyman894 9 лет назад +5

    5

  • @quintinzamora3610
    @quintinzamora3610 9 лет назад +8

    jacksepticeye part 2 is missing what happened?

    • @ILuvStephano
      @ILuvStephano 9 лет назад

      ***** It's been taken off of RUclips for violation of RUclips's policies apparently

    • @captainsaltycat7673
      @captainsaltycat7673 9 лет назад

      Markiplier Rocks I just watched it sooo how does that work?

    • @quintinzamora3610
      @quintinzamora3610 9 лет назад

      Markiplier Rocks Me too that's what shows up

    • @quintinzamora3610
      @quintinzamora3610 9 лет назад

      Super Labrys Toaster Gaming Time maybe you watched it from a fake jacksepticeye

    • @captainsaltycat7673
      @captainsaltycat7673 9 лет назад

      Nope, it is on this account.

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 7 лет назад +1

    The plant either attacks or gives you four food cans.

  • @gavinb0136
    @gavinb0136 9 лет назад

    LOL that last try! what a shock. Everything gone in a second!

  • @anikakumar335
    @anikakumar335 9 лет назад

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE this series

  • @johnhosea674
    @johnhosea674 9 лет назад

    I love the back round music

  • @VorKragresh
    @VorKragresh 9 лет назад

    I am starting to think that the military is just hanging back waiting for most of the population to die so they can keep all the good supplies for themselves. LOL. Jack Septiceye, getting hungry, thirsty, robbed and eaten by velociraptors (or a reasonable facsimile there-of), LIKE A 60 SECOND BOSS!!!!

  • @DaemonCaedo1
    @DaemonCaedo1 7 лет назад +2

    Plant's name was Audrey.

  • @obsessivelyobsessed5263
    @obsessivelyobsessed5263 7 лет назад

    I love that Ted going crazy is a reference to "Mankind" from WWf

  • @heidstur
    @heidstur 7 лет назад

    I love the little shop of horrors reference, it's an AUDREY II

  • @cloutgasm6888
    @cloutgasm6888 9 лет назад

    Jack keep doing this series i like it

  • @MidnightMuffin
    @MidnightMuffin 3 года назад

    13:47 That shocked silence combined with the "OOPS" absolutely killed me.

    • @paburo-san6667
      @paburo-san6667 Год назад

      oh nonononon it is not "oops", is "EEEUUUPS"