A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2023
- SHIVERS [Legendary: Success] -
Original video: • Whole 'nother Story - ...
Music used - "Instrument of Surrender" by Sea Power: • Instrument of Surrender
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRES DE TOI
"Something great happened here, but it's over with."
Poetry.
Leyndell
Yes, indeed
@@darthtom100 literally what I thought
"The expedition is getting desperate."
that's true of the Midwest in general lol
loving the implication that birds are somehow financially burdened by their yearly migrations.
And don't get them started about taxes. You'll never hear the end of it. 😁
Finances as calories, and it makes sense that they have a caloric deficit
That was the single most depressing piece I've heard in a long time
I assumed he was referring to "snowbirds", which is a term for someone who has a second home in the southern part of the country and goes to live there in the winter lol. But maybe he was talking about actual birds, who knows?
@@flingonber huh, never heard that term before. certainly makes a bit more sense, though i find my idea more amusing, so i'll stick with it.
Happiest St. Louis resident
your pfp, when you realize you got laced halfway through the blunt
well st louis is in missouri/misery.
BODY AND BLOOD
I hate and love living in this city so much
Really funny I live in stl and I was like yep that's us
"Even the land is tired"
"There is an awful truth in the trees"
This man is a true bard
This man was cut out to be a poet, what a tragic fate to end up as a newscaster.
He is a writer! Comedy writer, actually.
Wider audience, better pay, predictable work hours
@@allthe1did you read the above comment?
@@KD--sj8eo nah, I just comment random stuff on threads I don't read
@@allthe1 Hey, at least you're honest about it. That's better than almost everyone else on this channel. Respect.
"This looks like a place where people being punished are sent"
Man, he's right on many levels
Oh hey Mossy!
It's silent hill
@@mushudamaschin2608 It's Saint Louis, so yeah. You had it right xD
It looks like City 17.
That city is absolutely 100% purgatory
The fucking tragedy of his "Something great happened here" opposed to the game's "Something beautiful is going to happen" fucking sent me
Disney should be banned
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 what
@@adora_was_taken hint: don’t reply to someone if you’re completely illiterate
@@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 what does disney have to do with the parent comment? or disco elysium? or the video?
that should help. Too many fucking illiterates posting on this Godforsaken monopoly
"most of the birds who can afford it have gone to florida"
Imagine that there are poor birds to has to spend winter there.
the birds can't afford the toll booth
@@JackPorter they dont got juice let alone tolls
Time for the birds to pack it in.
fucking ultraliberals.
Very brave of him to film this close to the pale
I'm dead 😅
après février, août
après août, février encore!
The what?
@@jeremytitus9519 where are you, scandinavia?!
@@juliuscaesar8163 hardcore to the mega, or is it really?
The failure to toss the umbrella back into the trash is the cherry on top
It doesn’t matter.
Failed skill check
He'd given up all hope at that point
-1 morale
He doesn't really care anymore
Newscaster Coat:
+1 Shivers: February brings new secrets.
+1 Inland Empire: What are they whispering?
Red Necktie:
+2 savoir flair: every office worker wears this.
-1 electrochemistry: ugly pattern.
February made me shiver, with every paper I delivered
KMOX microphone:
+1 Inland Empire: Hey, maybe there is a colony of ants living in this thing?
+1 PERCEPTION (Speech): Crystal clear voice
-1 INTERFACING: Almost numb fingers
Candid Horned Rims:
+1 Visual Calculus: Can't see the leaves anymore
+1 Half Light: Can't see the birds anymore
-1 Pain Threshold: Can still see February
@@dr.uselessYIIK I loved the description you put up for Half Light. The fact the Half Light just hates everything and is pure agression with no ulterior motives other than hurting anything annoying.
"My father used to have a saying, that 'if you can live through February, you'll live another year." Something about that whole line just aches. Radiates hurt and sadness.
Because it sounds like living another year is a punishment, not a reward.
what about people who die in may
@@flagrarus I see that, but I guess I just more meant how personal it was, it says a lot about about himself/his dad in just a couple lines.
on a side note, in writing, my instinct is to go for "used to say" but "used to have a saying" is so much more vivid and specific without even changing that much... just saying, love the writing throughout this video
Says his father died, that they had a somewhat close relationship, that his father was given to melancholy to the point that he had sayings about death, that he anticipated death perhaps with a jocular nonchalance, that February mattered enough to the father that he had a saying about it, that every February would remind the reporter of his father now as well, that he probably couldn't live through February specifically as he couldn't live another year.
@@TheRightist yeah! thank you! it's a lot, right? crazy economical.
That guy's tie is way too tasteful.
BORING NECKTIE
-2 Electrochemistry.
I wonder if it talks?
@@kentknightofcaelin4537Inland empire: success.
Necktie: “God I fucking hate this guy. Who does he think he is wearing me and being so depressed? It’s like I’m not even here to him, being so gloomy in my presence is a slight against me.”
"...and the trees that once cheered us, they're hard to look at this month. It's as if there is some awful truth out there in the trees. It's hiding in the branches. Look at them. Something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it?""
I can picture playing Disco Elysium, reading this, and unlocking a new thought.
THOUGHT GAINED: Whispers of February.
it sounds like a inland empire thought related to cryptids
@@hollowman9410THOUGHT GAINED: The Canopic Conspiracy
@@randomcommenter4405 I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.
"A desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore" Bro put all his points in [Insert whatever skill you think suits the quote best since you guys keep arguing], and I love it.
I can't get this out of my head
I think that would be Inland Empire ackchyually
@@macrons593 nah inland empire would talk to it
That is the most disco phrase i have ever heard
Not me. Not anymore.
PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success]
The umbrella functions with a spring mechanism, and has floral patterns all over its wilted canopy. The broken shaft folds and falls as you pick up the sorry thing.
EMPATHY [Medium: Success]
Someone has abandoned it. Tossed in the bin, and left alone and unwanted.
INLAND EMPIRE [Godly: Success]
The shattered umbrella drips with what looks like the cold rain, but deep inside you know that it weeps from the loneliness. This is the first time the warmth of a human hand has caressed it in so long.
1. [RED CHECK: Physical Instrument - Formidable 13] Dunk the umbrella back into the bin with force.
2. Put the umbrella back.
3. "Hey Kim- Think we could both fit under this umbrella?"
I love it. ZA/UM totally could've put in a scene with Harry and Kim standing under a colourful flower umbrella in the rain.
"No, Detective."
And then he fails the check and takes 1 morale damage from watching it fall pathetically onto the sidewalk
@@polkjmsb “it just like me fr”
@@moonshapedabsolution you forgot the looking around pretending not to hear, the sigh, and then the following apprehended agreement once Harry assures him it would greatly benefit the case.
Kim is tsundere.
Happiest Revacholian
I am so happy that Shivers was able to land a news gig after ZA/UM was destroyed.
Shivers??? At best this is Pain Threshold. Personally, I think this guy would be Conceptualization.
@@TheYeetedMeat Conceptualization's biggest fan here in the comments
Shivers invites you to see and feel the city. That’s the vibe this guy gives off, not conceptualization.
@@TurbopropPuppy What can I say, I'm just VERY high concept.
@@DigitalWolverine This guy is conceptualization of the city, and Shivers joins in. It's a combo tag-team
You live long enough with depression, you start laughing instead of crying at misery
That is the essence of the expression
A lil of both
Jokes on me Im crying rn
That's Absurdism for you mate
Nah that’s bull, I haven’t been living that long
"Something that's bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it? You can almost see the shape of it, when all the color is gone, and life is stripped down to the starkness of February"
That sounds like a real line from Volition
"Item: A laughable umbrella. Look at it, what does it think it's doing here? Lying there, broken and skeletal. Stupid umbrella!"
I feel like a certain man with a connection to tape recorders would say this...
KMOX also sounds like a company straight out of Disco Elysium.
Welcome to Saint Louis
Oh, how right you are.
Look at it this way, sure there aren't TVs in the world of Disco Elysium but there is print media. Maybe Guillaume Bevy works at the press.
@@Marksman_12DE has radio technology. KMOX could very much be one of many local news stations on the isola.
KMOX is named as such because radio stations west of the Mississipi river start with K, MO = Missouri, and they went with X because they started broadcasting on Christmas Eve 1925 (X-Mas). KMOX
@@zetto156 Good to know
youd think martinaise is depressing but holy shit this takes the cake
That's so accurate to the game it hurts. The crappy weather. The raggedy clothing. Waxing poetic about how things used to be better, but now it's over. Finding kitschy abandoned items in trash cans. Attacking inanimate objects out of weird spite. Having paranatural visions about the "awful truth" hidden in everyday environments. It's perfect.
His assessment of that broken springtime umbrella in the February trash can "like a desperate flinging-off of something that's not true anymore" was like watching someone break down modern art in a way you can understand in your bones for the first time.
That’s how poetry makes you feel
Wow, both of them could've been writers for ZA/UM. The newscaster especially. He pretty much nailed the atmosphere. Even the random jokes thrown in. Beautiful.
The only thing missing was a deadpan Kim Kitsuragi character.
Sorry what do you mean by both of them? There's one person in the video right?
@@inezketchup I think that they belive the narrator is a seperate individual
@@nacicomi Bro has no object permanence. His mom calls him from the other room and he thinks a stranger is in the house.
@@Ved000000 Bro has long discussions with his best friend in the mirror
Kim was obviously the cameraman.
For keeping your shit together, day by day, minute by minute. Reporter. Arriving. On the scene.
Playing as a reporter/journalist for a (hypothetical) sequel sounds like a great idea
@@rinomavrovic6673 Wow, yeah, it does. Get the scoop. Take notes. Piece the story together. Make it fit, somehow. Would explain why the character needs to talk to so many people, needs to visit so many locations. Damn, now I want to play that. :(
@@AyCe [Suggestion - Legendary: Failed] Borrow money from the Estonian Mafia.
“Most of the birds who can afford it” is a great line.
I was looking for this comment
If you can live through February, you’ll live another year.
Words to live by.
@@lagrangepoint9386 a year at a time.
This man has a vast oceanic soul
I'm not even kidding this is one of the greatest things I've seen on RUclips lately. I went in expecting a couple laughs, but the original report was already hauntingly beautiful, and the music and clear parallels with Disco Elysium just made it awe inspiring.
This is incredible
Like, whoever wrote the lines - I don't know if it was the spokesperson or not - could do much more than write newscasts
Totally agree, I'm actually tearing up after watching it. To be fair, the song already gets me 90% of the way there, but the guy's delivery and the raw poetry push it over the top
@@Hankrecords
That's Kevin Killeen. He definitely wrote this. He also writes radio plays and award winning books like _Never Hug a Nun_
@@Hankrecords like what? It’s not gay so they won’t publish it, and it’s not formulaic so they won’t make a movie about it.
Edit; everyone wants to ad hominem, but no one can actually address what I’m saying. That should make you wonder, if you aren’t locked into a dogma.
@@woo1818 what the fuck are you talking about
When you got your rethoric and conceptualisation on max
i thought the original video was satire, but....
it's so good to know there are real old fashioned poets in journalism out there. damn, i miss them
Disco isn’t dead, it lives on in our hearts, and the lense through which we view the rest of this world.
A cracked lens, the distorted figures you see through it feel more accurate than with your own eyes.
I should get it fixed, you think every time you see it. But lenses can't be repaired, only replaced. You are more alike than you care to think, perhaps that's why you keep it broken?
There is something very comforting in the feeling of melancholy. it is an attractive, addictive feeling. If you aren't careful you can find yourself unable to live without it.
I like deep melancholic videos that make me pause and reflect. The sadness and hope that resides in that sadness
Once you see the beauty in darkness, it changes something in you. You can never go back
here in novosibirsk, russia, november has this vibe, where everyday is cloudy, where snow has not settled yet and is hard to walk on, and every street is half hidden behind a thick snow myst. no month here beats november in the sun deprivation metric. february here is similiar but theres way less snow and ure constantly reminded by this subtle scent of spring that there is summer to follow and not that many months until summer vacations and trips. peace and love to citizens of saint louis all the way from western siberia.
That sucks dude, here in New York September to December is the best time weather wise, you get that beautiful deep green trees that yield to Autumn's golden decay and finally ends in the bespoke minimalim of winters grip, but festooned with lights to bring int he Holiday Cheer. Then January starts and you have months of hell till spring
Здравствуйте товарищ от Новосибирска, и в час добрый
If I remember right, your city has a pretty good sounding theme/song, anthem or something like that.
@@cyberpunk-2O77 здравствуйте
Only St. Louis in February could earn empathy from somebody who literally lives in Siberia.
downtown st louis is just like martinaise. Thanks whoever was running this city 100 years ago
Downtown Syracuse NY has a lot of that going on too. That sentence "Something great happened here, but it's over with" captures the atmosphere of so many formerly gleaming American cities that, while not completely slipping into Gary, Indiana style infamy, just sort of slumped into a grey irrelevance and mediocrity. Not really places people flock to or run from, just places people wind up because life doesn't always go how you hoped and well, you have to live somewhere.
@@tjenadonn6158 Beautifully said.
Yep, the Great Divorce of 1844 poisoned St. Louis from then onward. An ill-concieved idea, forced through illegally, with deceit.
@@tjenadonn6158Outsourcing industries murdered a lot of urban jobs. Now, it's just offices and businesses that keep the cities going.
@@thebighurt2495 Yep. Once the Carrier plant shut down a lot of the money went with it (everyone still calls it the Carrier Dome BTW.) Lockheed Martin is looking pretty dead these days whenever I drive past it. Mayhaps the only major remnant of this area's large scale manufacturing heritage is the Anheuser-Busch plant out in Baldwinsville. Nothing comes from here anymore but people.
This is definitely some genre of core for sure.
A blend between pessimism and realism, a blurred line between succinct news reporting and a sort of dejected rant about the symbolism of nature and the mundane routines of everyday life.
Clinically depressed newscaster core is my favorite.
Real
Drizzlecore
How about we stop trying to label anything as a core or a ganre?
I can absolutely hear this in DE narrator voice.
Now that you say so, I want to try to use that new Collage feature to make this a DE scene.
This is the kind of programming that would convince me to watch the news
VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - "If you can live through February, you'll live another year."
"To hide the bleakness of February, man invented Valentine's Day. And also Mardi Gras."
To be honest, in the middle of another west coast heat wave it's starting to seem like the summer is the time when we're reminded we're going to die
Summer is dying, but telling existence "up yours, bitch, I found a way to live!" while february is just...
Entropy. Cold, dead, unmoving, entropy.
Eh. Heat by its own definition is almost an indicator of creation.
@@evosteff True, as the universe will not be engulfed in hellfire, but rather subdivide itself into nothingness.. well, after everything freezes.
I live in Phoenix and you have no clue how true this is.
@@evosteff Man you've never lived in a desert have you? This is unquestionably not true there. The heat is oppressive to the point you wonder how anything lives there at all.
Disco Elysium *changes you,* like all good art should do. You will never see reality the same way again after playing and completing it.
The best kind of brainrot
I will call it al-gul forever
@@KittyKatty999 Disco , is so much. It's difficult to pick the most profound scar left on me. @kittykatty999 specifically, was this revelation or confirmation? For me I felt another beating heart similar to mine. The creators were not the enlightenment, but co-conspiritors .
You say that as if 80% of the player base didn't misunderstand the meaning of the game and viewed it as further validation to their flawed beliefs
@@doctordice2doctordice210 no?
As someone who was born in February, the great weariness of the world, I love the colour grey as it is the unanimous shade of stone-cold humanity. We're all still here. We won't be, one day. But that doesn't matter as long as we get past the next February, and the next, and the next. Grey is as bad as it gets, but we'll never see black. The whole rest of the rainbow is there to live through. Stay strong, detectives.
I've never played Disco Elysium, but I have lived in St. Louis for many years in the past. I'm laughing through the pain
You should consider playing it. Or perhaps wait for the Amazon TV show but still, the game would be superior.
Born and raised in STL and same lmao. I do recommend playing Disco sometime though, it's fantastic.
when your shivers is too high
[Drama] Perhaps he is overdoing it sire?
[Volition] No, he speaks truth
[Esprit de Corps] He speaks for us!
[Conceptualization] No, surely he speaks for the world
[Electrochemistry] Did he just say Mardi Gras?!
LYRICS: February is the worst month of the year, but it's an honest month. It's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is. I mean, look around here. These buildings, they look like they don't even have any lights in them during a work day. And something great happened here, but it's over with. And that's the way February is. You can see it in the way people walk and how they look. Let's go just check out February.
This says it all. This has a spring-like or floral pattern on it, but somebody on this February day has abandoned it with its broken shaft, like a desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore. The expedition is getting desperate. People are throwing things aside. Look around downtown on a February work day. This looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent. If you notice the way people cross the street in February, it's different than in the summer.
Nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a Rogers and Hammerstein song. It's their lunch hour and they're just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili. Carbohydrates are big this time of year.
Also, lotions because everybody is itchy and tired and irritable. Even the land is tired in February. Most of the birds who can afford it have gone to Florida. And the trees that once cheered us, they're hard to look at this month. It's as if there is some awful truth out there in the trees. It's hiding in the branches. Look at them. Something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there.
What is it? You can almost see the shape of it when all the color is gone, but life is stripped down to the starkness of February. To try to hide the bleakness of February, man invented Valentine's Day and also Mardi Gras. But then February answered back with another holiday, Ash Wednesday. What other month could host a holiday that's designed to remind us that we're all going to die? That's February for you. It is bleak, it is honest, and it just tells you the way it really is. My father used to have a saying that if you can live through February, you'll live another year. With a Whole 'nother story, I'm Kevin Killeen.
[Endurance - Legendary: Failed] *Turn on your heater*
Oh hey Roachdogg.jr
Well, i have lived a grand total of 24 februaries, one more can't hurt, right?
VOLITION [Formidable: Failure]
It hurts. Every time, it hurts. You would've expected to become numb, but the ache of years past, and the dread of years to come, are as sharp as they've always been. Sometimes you can forget. But not this time.
@@Wampa842 Volition: do not pay mind to those voices, you will make it, im on your side
Ok, lets see how long this life needs to try, before overcoming us ...
@@dmitriyrasskazov8858 it can keep trying for all i care, i'd win in the end
@@dmitriyrasskazov8858
Volition [Medium Success] - What righteous persistence
Electrochemistry [Medium Success] - What a f**king joke!
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Your mesolimbic reward pathway does not mince words. It wants smokes.
That ending is brutal, and somehow, comforting.
I clicked this video expecting a funny parody but found pure art.
I genuinely really hope he's doing okay
God, red rock riviera is such a good ambiance for bleakness.
This man is a poet.
"It's as is there's some awful truth out there in the trees. It's hiding in the branches."
"Something that has been bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it? You can almost see the shape of it, when all the color is gone and life is stripped down to the starkness of febuary."
Look at this guy's vast and oceanic soul
honestly i've come to like this kind of weather, i think winter is eery and mysterious.
its just how you look at it
Got to pass that shiver check
Pure catharsis
"Instrument of Surrender" by Sea Power is one of the best atmospheric pieces ever written. Nothing else puts across the idea of a weary, broken-down society where people had big ideas and dreams once, but they died forty years ago, quite like that song. It just says "Yep, it's another day, and the spring is coming and the frost is receding, but nothing will ever happen again. You are at the end of history, and there is nothing to do but wait out the days."
To me, and I've listened to it a lot since finishing the game, it has a silver lining. It acquired this meaning because of the way my Harry did his best to return to form. While highlighting the drab, dreary and almost futile character of our endeavours, to me it also marks the hope and joy, the real, subjective, creative energy that still remains despite all the entropy. The possibility of a brighter individual tomorrow and a better world overall is not lost and I believe we must hold on to this notion not just to survive, but to live. To eventually make something out of this mess that is worthy of our great human spirit.
I could not help but read that in the narrator’s voice
Heat death of the universe vibes. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage against the dying of the light.
@@randomserb761 I like your reading as well, speaking as someone who played as a communist on my first run. I want to believe better things are possible, even when the world keeps trying to prove to me that they aren't.
@@hotelmario510
Our circumstances force such defeatism on our minds periodically, but the world *has yet to actually prove* that better things are not possible. On the global scale, the question is objectively open and I think the working people of the world will formulate a response together, eventually 🤗🚩
0:47 and onward could have easily been narrated by Lenval Brown and it would have fit so perfectly. Incredible.
2:12 this hits different when your birthday is in February...
This has no right being as poetic as it is
strangely moving in its sadness
10/10 comrade
Maybe it's just a personal derangement of mine but god is that foggy winter city actually just beautiful. The way some structures fade away into the haze, seeming to extend infinitely upwards, the hunched shamblers, this dude's fatalistic poetic monologues... I think this is probably one of my favorite videos now. Never played Disco Elysium (warning to those who may read this; telling me to play it will make me want to play it less) but god does this music and the tone of the setting really fit here as well. This is, to me, a modern expression of the exact same vibe as Claude Monet's Impression Sunrise, or Maybe his Houses of Parliament, Sunrise
New York citizens are like this all year and people ask what's wrong with the place
In dark times, should the stars also go out?
I grew up listening to this reporter but man this has to be my absolute favorite story from him
Is it done in character? Or he’s actually that poetic and bleak? 😂
‘If you can live through February, you’ll live another year.’
My mother died at the beginning of March this year. My brothers and I returned to our grey seaside hometown to spend that last month with her, February. It’s damp biting cold outside was a tonic compared to the stench of dying in the hospital punctuated with regular weeping of grieving relatives. Then that weeping was our own.
Had I turned on the news to see this, I actually would have found it comforting. The saccharine BS of normal daytime TV seems like an insult when you have lost someone great.
My Dad had known her for 57 years. Children when they met. Now we just need to get him through a few rough Februarys.
"This looks like a place that people who are being punished are sent"
Born to be a bard, cursed to be a newscaster.
The fact that this was news RADIO is fitting - of all the months, February truly has a face for radio.
I hate winter. The cold reminds me of my mortality.
I love winter. The cold reminds me of my mortality.
I respect winter. The cold reminds me of other people's mortality.
I unironically love winter cause of how depressing it looks.
"What other month could host a holiday that is designed to remind us that we're all gonna die..." This guy is amazing with his deliveries.
I have seldom experienced something filled with such strange beauty
That's actually beautiful, to be honest.
"they should have sent a poet" someone said, and for once they did.
Nothing like a good old jug of concentrated depresso. Thanks for this vid
For me it was always March when I was a kid. In the south east of KY during the 00's, February would be very snowy, intense with winter. March would be raining, a shivering cold rain. It's just begun to warm back up, but at a glacially slow pace. I remember March being the damp, cold, dreary, painful time of year that challenged any desire to see another year, let alone a decade.
thanks youtube algorithm…you‘re alright.
bro, what the hell did February do to this man? 💀
His dad was close. I'd put it: If you can live through February, you'll see March. Unless you're in a coma.
Looks like cold season in the Eastern Europe is the same as your February.
Yup, probably that's why we look so depressed in any setting.
I never cry for any media or soundtrack, but Disco Elysium's soundtrack is something else man.
“This looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent”, my God, somebody grab Kim to cheer to this man up.
Born to be a poet, forced to be a newscaster
Hunter S Thompson hours
"It's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees, it's hiding in the branches. Look at them. Something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it? You can almost see the shape of it, when all the colour is gone."
Pure poetry.
There is though. It's a secret, or a joke.
actually love everything he says. he clearly appreciates life and is passionate
joe pera has found his absolute nemesis.
I accidentally clicked on this video, but i needed to see it.
This might be my favorite thing on the internet.
"For the Whole 'Nother Story, I'm Kevin Killeen"
*walks straight into traffic*
I watch this in summer when temperatures don't even go below 70° in the night. Nobody can sleep, everyone is always on edge and fed up. Car accidents shoot up because people are more aggressive and less able to concentrate.
Compare that to that cozy foggy blanket over the world in February. It's like the weather giving you a hug. If you're cold you can simply put on more clothes and there is always the option to get inside and warm up and cuddle together with loved ones.
"You know February is shit because we made it shorter and it still seems fucking long" - Joe Black
He didn't say that. 💀
SHIVERS [impossible: success] - "Something great happened here, but it's over with."
"Something great happened here but it's over with" describes my home town so well to be honest.
That coat of his must have a crazy high Shivers buff