A clinically depressed newscaster with Disco Elysium music

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  • @eggsburst789
    @eggsburst789 5 месяцев назад +31438

    "Something great happened here, but it's over with."
    Poetry.

    • @darthtom100
      @darthtom100 5 месяцев назад +320

      Leyndell

    • @BlindBison
      @BlindBison 5 месяцев назад +20

      Yes, indeed

    • @hmk6980
      @hmk6980 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@darthtom100 literally what I thought

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 5 месяцев назад +209

      "The expedition is getting desperate."

    • @qnybucks
      @qnybucks 5 месяцев назад +87

      that's true of the Midwest in general lol

  • @guy_does_nothing_productive
    @guy_does_nothing_productive 4 месяца назад +10226

    "if you can live through february, youll live another year"
    i dont know how many more februaries i have in me boss

    • @AnnikaAwsome
      @AnnikaAwsome 4 месяца назад +1

      Something beautiful is going to happen. May we both live to see it. 🫂

    • @fleetwoodmak777
      @fleetwoodmak777 3 месяца назад +292

      a billion. today is february. tomorrow is february. yesterday was february. you’ve lived before, what’s stopping you from doing it again?

    • @yuarentlucky
      @yuarentlucky 3 месяца назад +14

      Me neither.

    • @Nope-ik8wv
      @Nope-ik8wv 3 месяца назад +29

      My birth month 🥲

    • @Wildgamer-hs9xt
      @Wildgamer-hs9xt 3 месяца назад +23

      ​@@Nope-ik8wv at least we (as a fellow February person) got somethin to look forward to on that month right?

  • @Coffeepanda294
    @Coffeepanda294 Год назад +6541

    "...and the trees that once cheered us, they're hard to look at this month. It's as if there is some awful truth out there in the trees. It's hiding in the branches. Look at them. Something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it?""
    I can picture playing Disco Elysium, reading this, and unlocking a new thought.

    • @hollowman9410
      @hollowman9410 5 месяцев назад +529

      THOUGHT GAINED: Whispers of February.

    • @randomcommenter4405
      @randomcommenter4405 5 месяцев назад +182

      it sounds like a inland empire thought related to cryptids

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 5 месяцев назад +174

      @@hollowman9410THOUGHT GAINED: The Canopic Conspiracy

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@randomcommenter4405 I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 5 месяцев назад +13

      The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.

  • @ivycat_
    @ivycat_ 3 месяца назад +4731

    "stop being poetic the people want to hear the weather"
    "no"

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 3 месяца назад +139

      I actually love that it's his job, there's something really cool about old-style radio stations. He's a writer and a radio journalist of like 30 years, he apparently wrote about 20 radio plays, so he gets to create this output as part of his job (in addition to his own books).

    • @jefff8130
      @jefff8130 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @jackryan444
      @jackryan444 21 день назад +4

      It’s February in the Midwest… we know what we’re gonna get.

    • @JonathanSicoli
      @JonathanSicoli 14 дней назад +2

      This is the weather.

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 12 дней назад

      Nice pfp :3c

  • @sarmin8008
    @sarmin8008 4 месяца назад +5627

    He's like the last man on earth sifting through the memories of happier days, pretending to be a newscaster just to not break down

    • @snaifhassnan6348
      @snaifhassnan6348 3 месяца назад +5

      505

    • @yikesmoment01
      @yikesmoment01 3 месяца назад +227

      I would love to watch a movie about that. A pitch black comedy about the last surviving person's attempts to hold on to sanity and their memories of human society

    • @convolution223
      @convolution223 2 месяца назад +60

      @@yikesmoment01 The book I Am Legend is this. Same with Omega Man. The movie with Will Smith is NOT this though.

    • @grum7140
      @grum7140 2 месяца назад +24

      That’s the plot of Staying Positive in the Apocalypse

    • @redwiltshire1816
      @redwiltshire1816 2 месяца назад +9

      This is what I do every day I have to pretend otherwise I will lose it

  • @BadgerOfTheSea
    @BadgerOfTheSea 5 месяцев назад +17118

    "Even the land is tired"
    "There is an awful truth in the trees"
    This man is a true bard

    • @comedy-and-cabaret
      @comedy-and-cabaret 5 месяцев назад +276

      This line actually could be in/from Disco Elysium 😂

    • @knightstormbringer
      @knightstormbringer 4 месяца назад +164

      That's literally Shivers talking.

    • @SilentBeutlin
      @SilentBeutlin 3 месяца назад +89

      Something great happened here… but it’s over with.

    • @ThomasBusby
      @ThomasBusby 3 месяца назад +20

      Sounds like Werner Herzog

    • @vcvcvc9216
      @vcvcvc9216 3 месяца назад +30

      I grew up in the middle of nowhere surrounded by trees and “there is an awful truth in the trees”hits pretty hard. Trees are deeply troubling to me, they would swallow us all whole if they could.. they are the most self serving organism, anything they do to help us is simply because we evolved to work with them.

  • @ApocalypseMoose
    @ApocalypseMoose 5 месяцев назад +25983

    Happiest St. Louis resident

    • @madhav77777
      @madhav77777 5 месяцев назад +214

      your pfp, when you realize you got laced halfway through the blunt

    • @Tetracera.
      @Tetracera. 5 месяцев назад +313

      well st louis is in missouri/misery.

    • @gero3015
      @gero3015 5 месяцев назад +38

      BODY AND BLOOD

    • @treehugger8858
      @treehugger8858 5 месяцев назад +74

      I hate and love living in this city so much

    • @lowang7255
      @lowang7255 5 месяцев назад +47

      Really funny I live in stl and I was like yep that's us

  • @BlueBeetle1939
    @BlueBeetle1939 5 месяцев назад +6796

    The failure to toss the umbrella back into the trash is the cherry on top

    • @a4ewald
      @a4ewald 5 месяцев назад +243

      It doesn’t matter.

    • @Geostationary0rbit
      @Geostationary0rbit 5 месяцев назад +394

      Failed skill check

    • @TheVicar
      @TheVicar 5 месяцев назад +144

      He'd given up all hope at that point

    • @Finigini
      @Finigini 5 месяцев назад +195

      -1 morale

    • @josefernandez4423
      @josefernandez4423 5 месяцев назад +79

      He doesn't really care anymore

  • @AlfredoCh.
    @AlfredoCh. 4 месяца назад +905

    This man doesn't have seasonal depression, he IS seasonal depression

    • @myradioon
      @myradioon 3 месяца назад +45

      He's been fully seasoned with Depression.

    • @wiegraf9009
      @wiegraf9009 Месяц назад +4

      Seasonal depression gang vibing

  • @_Tozzie_
    @_Tozzie_ 3 месяца назад +1046

    "You Shiver. And the city Shivers with you."

  • @mossy3565
    @mossy3565 5 месяцев назад +9049

    "This looks like a place where people being punished are sent"
    Man, he's right on many levels

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 5 месяцев назад +3

      Oh hey Mossy!

    • @mushudamaschin2608
      @mushudamaschin2608 5 месяцев назад +67

      It's silent hill

    • @juliagoetia
      @juliagoetia 5 месяцев назад +83

      @@mushudamaschin2608 It's Saint Louis, so yeah. You had it right xD

    • @Jukestar
      @Jukestar 5 месяцев назад +30

      It looks like City 17.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 5 месяцев назад +39

      That city is absolutely 100% purgatory

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s 5 месяцев назад +14976

    loving the implication that birds are somehow financially burdened by their yearly migrations.

    • @kosmosyche
      @kosmosyche 5 месяцев назад +277

      And don't get them started about taxes. You'll never hear the end of it. 😁

    • @FarmerDrew
      @FarmerDrew 5 месяцев назад +166

      Finances as calories, and it makes sense that they have a caloric deficit

    • @Alonoda
      @Alonoda 5 месяцев назад +32

      That was the single most depressing piece I've heard in a long time

    • @flingonber
      @flingonber 5 месяцев назад +94

      I assumed he was referring to "snowbirds", which is a term for someone who has a second home in the southern part of the country and goes to live there in the winter lol. But maybe he was talking about actual birds, who knows?

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 5 месяцев назад +30

      @@flingonber huh, never heard that term before. certainly makes a bit more sense, though i find my idea more amusing, so i'll stick with it.

  • @zulioner7880
    @zulioner7880 Год назад +1732

    youd think martinaise is depressing but holy shit this takes the cake

  • @kengruz669
    @kengruz669 3 месяца назад +447

    The true hero here is the radio station for putting this dry-witted poet on the air. Much respect. And of course to the newscaster himself, for trying to get through February.

    • @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker
      @PC-coolant-pipe-sucker 25 дней назад +1

      I think he was the only one who was working at the station in february

  • @lawlerscooty
    @lawlerscooty 2 месяца назад +92

    "the expedition is getting desperate"
    i've been traveling this shit for 40 years and there is still no relief in sight brother.

    • @haughtygarbage5848
      @haughtygarbage5848 7 дней назад +5

      31 and depressed but I'll take comfort in the fact that it'll get so much worse

  • @HerculeDevantrien
    @HerculeDevantrien 5 месяцев назад +3601

    That's so accurate to the game it hurts. The crappy weather. The raggedy clothing. Waxing poetic about how things used to be better, but now it's over. Finding kitschy abandoned items in trash cans. Attacking inanimate objects out of weird spite. Having paranatural visions about the "awful truth" hidden in everyday environments. It's perfect.

    • @lberghaus
      @lberghaus 4 месяца назад +121

      This is just what life is like in St Louis.

    • @HerculeDevantrien
      @HerculeDevantrien 4 месяца назад +67

      @@lberghaus Including the paranatural visions?

    • @KingslayerSrb
      @KingslayerSrb 4 месяца назад +72

      @@HerculeDevantrien yes

    • @grayrobber
      @grayrobber 3 месяца назад +14

      For me it’s just snowy and cold

    • @uuves
      @uuves 3 месяца назад +15

      this. absolutely this. the sad umbrella. t. anon disco writer reporting.

  • @catgirl_warcrimes
    @catgirl_warcrimes 5 месяцев назад +2260

    VOLITION [Challenging: Success] - "If you can live through February, you'll live another year."

    • @Семкай
      @Семкай 4 месяца назад +88

      +1 morale

    • @iamfishmonger.9548
      @iamfishmonger.9548 3 месяца назад +3

      Damn

    • @klausburgersten
      @klausburgersten 3 месяца назад +18

      I almost heard this tsk tsk tsk the game does when there is a check

    • @alwaysright3943
      @alwaysright3943 3 месяца назад +1

      Imagine being Volition’s son

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja 2 месяца назад +1

      "On the other hand, if you die at the end of February, you'll live a second time."

  • @Phoebecoded
    @Phoebecoded 9 месяцев назад +948

    I'm not even kidding this is one of the greatest things I've seen on RUclips lately. I went in expecting a couple laughs, but the original report was already hauntingly beautiful, and the music and clear parallels with Disco Elysium just made it awe inspiring.
    This is incredible

    • @Phoebecoded
      @Phoebecoded 9 месяцев назад +85

      Like, whoever wrote the lines - I don't know if it was the spokesperson or not - could do much more than write newscasts

    • @aidangillard2041
      @aidangillard2041 5 месяцев назад +11

      Totally agree, I'm actually tearing up after watching it. To be fair, the song already gets me 90% of the way there, but the guy's delivery and the raw poetry push it over the top

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Phoebecoded
      That's Kevin Killeen. He definitely wrote this. He also writes radio plays and award winning books like _Never Hug a Nun_

    • @woo1818
      @woo1818 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Phoebecoded like what? It’s not gay so they won’t publish it, and it’s not formulaic so they won’t make a movie about it.
      Edit; everyone wants to ad hominem, but no one can actually address what I’m saying. That should make you wonder, if you aren’t locked into a dogma.

    • @Phoebecoded
      @Phoebecoded 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@woo1818 what the fuck are you talking about

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 3 месяца назад +301

    Ngl that umbrella looked really nice, you don't see one with wood handles much anymore. I bet that umbrella could've been fixed, but the person must have been so depressed that they gave up.

    • @dlmsarge8329
      @dlmsarge8329 Месяц назад +23

      Respectfully, there's no fixing that umbrella and there's no fixing February.

    • @turdferguson2982
      @turdferguson2982 Месяц назад +15

      February is a time for casting off the weak and useless and leaving behind that which was not created for survival.

  • @SWEGTA
    @SWEGTA 2 месяца назад +240

    Everyone wants the weatherman to tell us how the weather is, but nobody ever asks how the weatherman is. 😔

    • @ordobravus3229
      @ordobravus3229 2 месяца назад +1

      Play disco elysium

    • @sinodeestanho
      @sinodeestanho Месяц назад +1

      That doesn't even respect the joke's structure anymore.

    • @SarahLynn-p9g
      @SarahLynn-p9g 23 дня назад +1

      @@sinodeestanho recycled beyond imaginable

  • @ashiok
    @ashiok 5 месяцев назад +6505

    This man was cut out to be a poet, what a tragic fate to end up as a newscaster.

    • @SaSPonchICo
      @SaSPonchICo 5 месяцев назад +475

      He is a writer! Comedy writer, actually.

    • @allthe1
      @allthe1 5 месяцев назад +222

      Wider audience, better pay, predictable work hours

    • @KD--sj8eo
      @KD--sj8eo 5 месяцев назад +9

      ⁠@@allthe1did you read the above comment?

    • @allthe1
      @allthe1 5 месяцев назад +107

      @@KD--sj8eo nah, I just comment random stuff on threads I don't read

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 5 месяцев назад +50

      @@allthe1 Hey, at least you're honest about it. That's better than almost everyone else on this channel. Respect.

  • @Norpal
    @Norpal Год назад +9112

    That guy's tie is way too tasteful.

    • @Coffeepanda294
      @Coffeepanda294 Год назад +408

      BORING NECKTIE
      -2 Electrochemistry.

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 месяцев назад +47

      I wonder if it talks?

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 5 месяцев назад +111

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537Inland empire: success.
      Necktie: “God I fucking hate this guy. Who does he think he is wearing me and being so depressed? It’s like I’m not even here to him, being so gloomy in my presence is a slight against me.”

    • @MizterMoonshine
      @MizterMoonshine 4 месяца назад +2

      Noteworthy, some might say.

    • @l-days9583
      @l-days9583 4 месяца назад +11

      I can only imagine this guy's necktie and the horrific necktie having a conversation

  • @MrRaui
    @MrRaui Год назад +8498

    Newscaster Coat:
    +1 Shivers: February brings new secrets.
    +1 Inland Empire: What are they whispering?

    • @jameslamberton7671
      @jameslamberton7671 6 месяцев назад +378

      Red Necktie:
      +2 savoir flair: every office worker wears this.
      -1 electrochemistry: ugly pattern.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 5 месяцев назад +112

      February made me shiver, with every paper I delivered

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 5 месяцев назад +191

      KMOX microphone:
      +1 Inland Empire: Hey, maybe there is a colony of ants living in this thing?
      +1 PERCEPTION (Speech): Crystal clear voice
      -1 INTERFACING: Almost numb fingers

    • @dr.uselessYIIK
      @dr.uselessYIIK 5 месяцев назад +230

      Candid Horned Rims:
      +1 Visual Calculus: Can't see the leaves anymore
      +1 Half Light: Can't see the birds anymore
      -1 Pain Threshold: Can still see February

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 5 месяцев назад +52

      @@dr.uselessYIIK I loved the description you put up for Half Light. The fact the Half Light just hates everything and is pure agression with no ulterior motives other than hurting anything annoying.

  • @FirstGameFreak1000
    @FirstGameFreak1000 4 месяца назад +133

    1:17 That shot is textbook. I couldn’t even recognize it as the St. Louis Arch, I just couldn’t square it in my mind that there would be something so oppressively haunting hanging into the fog for untold stories of concrete and rusting rebar.

  • @Roryz1
    @Roryz1 2 месяца назад +52

    I'm so glad I clicked on this. I will appreciate this time of year (October) so much more now knowing February is coming for me soon.

    • @mattg4836
      @mattg4836 Месяц назад

      Once new years is over it's shit till april

  • @bmckelvy5717
    @bmckelvy5717 5 месяцев назад +2125

    “The expedition is getting desperate” is such a fucking raw line to say w/regards to daily life

    • @robot_spider
      @robot_spider 2 месяца назад +43

      The Oregon Trail reboot looks amazing. "You've lost your umbrella!" Now we'll have to buy a new one in St. Louis!

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 2 месяца назад +16

      It's soooo good and well delivered. This guy is too funny

    • @edmundwillower
      @edmundwillower Месяц назад +2

      I would totally read an account of tedious daily dreary urban life told like an Antarctic explorer's journey gone wrong.

  • @zacksvoboda6050
    @zacksvoboda6050 4 месяца назад +2054

    “I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”

    • @Justdoingsometing
      @Justdoingsometing 3 месяца назад +24

      Stop predicting my life right now.I feel like I am in danger.

    • @n0tthemessiah
      @n0tthemessiah 3 месяца назад +13

      One of the best movies of all time!

    • @abodqusay5176
      @abodqusay5176 3 месяца назад +3

      @@n0tthemessiahwhat movie?

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 месяца назад +1

      winter best season, you lie.

    • @Me_578
      @Me_578 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@abodqusay5176 groundhog day

  • @ZedAmadeus
    @ZedAmadeus 5 месяцев назад +8045

    "My father used to have a saying, that 'if you can live through February, you'll live another year." Something about that whole line just aches. Radiates hurt and sadness.

    • @flagrarus
      @flagrarus 5 месяцев назад +429

      Because it sounds like living another year is a punishment, not a reward.

    • @invictojenkins6708
      @invictojenkins6708 5 месяцев назад +24

      what about people who die in may

    • @ZedAmadeus
      @ZedAmadeus 5 месяцев назад +264

      @@flagrarus I see that, but I guess I just more meant how personal it was, it says a lot about about himself/his dad in just a couple lines.
      on a side note, in writing, my instinct is to go for "used to say" but "used to have a saying" is so much more vivid and specific without even changing that much... just saying, love the writing throughout this video

    • @TheRightist
      @TheRightist 5 месяцев назад +232

      Says his father died, that they had a somewhat close relationship, that his father was given to melancholy to the point that he had sayings about death, that he anticipated death perhaps with a jocular nonchalance, that February mattered enough to the father that he had a saying about it, that every February would remind the reporter of his father now as well, that he probably couldn't live through February specifically as he couldn't live another year.

    • @ZedAmadeus
      @ZedAmadeus 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@TheRightist yeah! thank you! it's a lot, right? crazy economical.

  • @FarewellChorus
    @FarewellChorus 3 месяца назад +89

    The real tragedy is that, having grown up in the desert, with no seasons and no real rain like this--and now living on the east coast, with real seasons--I love all the things he's pointing out. Mark Twain wrote a passage in Roughing It about how people from back east go crazy over the monotonic weather of southern California, but while it's consistently okay, it can never truly be beautiful because it never changes.
    I hope the people who hate this sort of weather are able to find something they enjoy. For me, the dour, cloudy winter, snowdrifts and dead trees, is beautiful.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 3 месяца назад +15

      Yep, the cold and wet also cause people to come together closely indoors, to warm up with hot drinks and tasty bread products, it gives the excuse to be cosy. When it's hot I don't want to be near anyone else stinky and sweaty, don't want to eat anything heavy, expected to enjoy the sunshine with enforced outdoor events.

    • @RiC_David
      @RiC_David 3 месяца назад +6

      This is why I love England, and nobody has more disdain for the English weather than our people. No. Nationalism can fuck right the way off, but the love of the experience of living your life in your country? Most of us don't realise how good we have it. I'm writing this in late September after another mild night of heavy rain, coming home from work in a grey morning that leaves no illusion as to what's around the corner. The way this month enters like the gentle reprise of summer and exists like the golden death march that is autumn, it's the inevitability of change, frankly unwelcome change, that makes it so beautiful - it's another ride through that arduous cycle of death and rebirth.
      Around this time, the scent of the air shifts from barbecues and festivals to bonfires and fireworks and I get honest-to-God flashbacks of Octobers past. There's a cold comfort that eases you into the transition, I remember collecting conkers as a child, I get nostalgic for Halloween specials, I even used to change the way I dressed and the music I listened to.
      By the time it drew near, I couldn't wait for the clocks to go back, to just embrace the nightfall. Bonfire Night is the absolute peak of that pre-winter pageantry - the most atmospheric night of the year, crisp-edged air fogged with the gunpowder mist of endless fireworks and that unmistakeable scent as the whole country sounds like a battlefield. Grilled onions and 'hot dogs' that are really just burnt sausages in bread rolls, thick woodsmoke that leaves you smelling like a rain-soaked funeral pyre.
      Once that's behind you, all that's left to do is count the days before the first prick starts playing Christmas music, so the real winter tradition can begin - complaining about Christmas. Until Christmas Eve. For that brief spell from around 6/7pm when, for just one day a year, we'll go as far as to smile at a stranger and be thankful we've made it through another year.
      After New Year's Day? Man it's grim. January is rough, but there's at least that sense of a fledgling new dawn. By February, all the novelty has long since eroded and you've truly forgotten what those trees looked like with the faintest hint of life on their limbs. It's not fun anymore, and it's really, really, fucking, freezing. But then those daffodils crop up, and in those scant misty hours before the dogs have chomped them all to shreds, it might as well be an olive branch in a dove's beak.
      One more month and the clocks march forward, and you'll be finding yourself gobsmacked by how late it's staying light, as though this hasn't happened every year since birth. And just when you're thinking maybe things aren't quite so bleak? April Showers, son.
      But get through that. Keep your head while all around are losing theirs. And you will be rewarded. With the month of May. Well, about 10-12 days of fine Mayweather. Cherish them, but don't get cocky-it's still blitz when the sun's not out. Unzip your hoodie though, it's almost June, and it only took about three years to get here.
      June. The wildcard. Could be an early heatwave. Could be a late hailstorm. It's the reverse September, and for better or for worse, summer's in its tail.
      No, inevitable guy in mid-March, NOW summer is here. And I can't bloody sleep. It's the wrong type of heat! There's no breeze, the humidity is bringing out my asthma, we've got no air-con and all I can hear is my scumbag neighbours and those lowlives backfiring their engines until 2am because I can't close my windows. Fuck this country.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 месяца назад +2

      Yes! I'm originally from southern California and the endless summer of heatwaves on concrete and beach sand in unspeakable places with sunburn you swore wasn't there until after you left--I do not miss those things. Other people can dream of sunny beaches...I love the crashing of waves but not the sun, never the sun. I dream of a world where the sky is always overcast. Where I don't have to be practically naked to not broil. Imagine being able to wear clothes that cover my entire body without suffering heat exhaustion..

    • @JohnDoeRando
      @JohnDoeRando 2 месяца назад +3

      I did the opposite. Grew up where there are actually four seasons then moved to the desert. Let me tell you, endless sunshine is its own kind of hell entirely.

    • @GrapesMcmannJr
      @GrapesMcmannJr 10 дней назад

      I hope you aren’t stupid enough to actually believe that a tree is dead because it has no leaves in winter…..

  • @Clovericious
    @Clovericious Месяц назад +12

    INLAND EMPIRE - "Something great happened here, but it's over with."

  • @joya8292
    @joya8292 5 месяцев назад +2148

    Happiest Revacholian

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 4 месяца назад +12

      St. Louis is a depressed baltic city really

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 4 месяца назад

      Hymencholo to you too

    • @CyanSen6
      @CyanSen6 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@teslashark A landlocked Baltic city, you can't feel the salty sea breeze here

    • @teslashark
      @teslashark 3 месяца назад +1

      @@CyanSen6 The Pale, not the sea, the Pale

    • @joya8292
      @joya8292 3 месяца назад +3

      @@teslashark
      No, Revachol is still on an island surrounded by water.
      The water is just surrounded by Pale.

  • @ObeyCamp
    @ObeyCamp 5 месяцев назад +1512

    His assessment of that broken springtime umbrella in the February trash can "like a desperate flinging-off of something that's not true anymore" was like watching someone break down modern art in a way you can understand in your bones for the first time.

    • @voxifera2300
      @voxifera2300 5 месяцев назад +44

      That’s how poetry makes you feel

    • @softhands3394
      @softhands3394 5 месяцев назад +2

      That was Deep bro

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 3 месяца назад +4

      Maybe Modern Art isn't so bad given this sentiment...

    • @CrescentUmbreon
      @CrescentUmbreon 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@goncalocarneiro3043 It is usually something like that with modern art. Sometimes very deep! But not immediately obvious, and sometimes so obscure that people give up in exasperation or shock before learning or interpreting the piece.
      Edit: Not all pieces necessarily have an intent. And smme are literally there to make the viewer react to them.

    • @kingplunger1
      @kingplunger1 3 месяца назад

      ​@@CrescentUmbreonor its just shit

  • @adrianomaly1760
    @adrianomaly1760 5 месяцев назад +1757

    Born to be a bard, cursed to be a newscaster.

  • @hillbillyziptie
    @hillbillyziptie 3 месяца назад +53

    Thank you commissioner gordon for your uplifting message

  • @SM-ok3sz
    @SM-ok3sz 3 месяца назад +236

    1:08 I love carblehydrates

    • @glorbojibbins2485
      @glorbojibbins2485 3 месяца назад +7

      Yeah dawg

    • @FourEyedRaven88
      @FourEyedRaven88 2 месяца назад +7

      Lmao, I grew up in the St. Louis area and so many people just stumble over words. I never noticed it until I moved away. 😂😂

  • @kamalindsey
    @kamalindsey 5 месяцев назад +2625

    I am so happy that Shivers was able to land a news gig after ZA/UM was destroyed.

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 5 месяцев назад +75

      Shivers??? At best this is Pain Threshold. Personally, I think this guy would be Conceptualization.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 5 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@TheYeetedMeat Conceptualization's biggest fan here in the comments

    • @DigitalWolverine
      @DigitalWolverine 5 месяцев назад +95

      Shivers invites you to see and feel the city. That’s the vibe this guy gives off, not conceptualization.

    • @TheYeetedMeat
      @TheYeetedMeat 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@TurbopropPuppy What can I say, I'm just VERY high concept.

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@DigitalWolverine This guy is conceptualization of the city, and Shivers joins in. It's a combo tag-team

  • @Rissfleisch
    @Rissfleisch 10 месяцев назад +17141

    The fucking tragedy of his "Something great happened here" opposed to the game's "Something beautiful is going to happen" fucking sent me

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 5 месяцев назад +96

      Disney should be banned

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 5 месяцев назад +476

      @@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 what

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@adora_was_taken hint: don’t reply to someone if you’re completely illiterate

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 5 месяцев назад +548

      @@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 what does disney have to do with the parent comment? or disco elysium? or the video?

    • @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650
      @uncertaintytoworldpeace3650 5 месяцев назад

      that should help. Too many fucking illiterates posting on this Godforsaken monopoly

  • @Coffeepanda294
    @Coffeepanda294 Год назад +989

    Wow, both of them could've been writers for ZA/UM. The newscaster especially. He pretty much nailed the atmosphere. Even the random jokes thrown in. Beautiful.
    The only thing missing was a deadpan Kim Kitsuragi character.

    • @inezketchup
      @inezketchup 5 месяцев назад +62

      Sorry what do you mean by both of them? There's one person in the video right?

    • @nacicomi
      @nacicomi 5 месяцев назад +83

      ​@@inezketchup I think that they belive the narrator is a seperate individual

    • @Ved000000
      @Ved000000 5 месяцев назад +107

      @@nacicomi Bro has no object permanence. His mom calls him from the other room and he thinks a stranger is in the house.

    • @hollylucianta6711
      @hollylucianta6711 5 месяцев назад +44

      @@Ved000000 Bro has long discussions with his best friend in the mirror

    • @aRandomFox00
      @aRandomFox00 5 месяцев назад +28

      Kim was obviously the cameraman.

  • @damonblade3195
    @damonblade3195 4 месяца назад +89

    Commissioner Gordon stands in for Gotham city news because the Joker murdered all the News staff in February.

    • @AutismoGamer
      @AutismoGamer 4 месяца назад

      fiction you Dolt. FICTION

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@AutismoGamerare you just gonna call people dolts in this comment section, no matter what they try to write, or what? Cool it.

    • @AutismoGamer
      @AutismoGamer 4 месяца назад

      @@ST0AT please don't assume that It is my fault you refuse to look up the definition, Dolt?

    • @ST0AT
      @ST0AT 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@AutismoGamerif insulting random people is all you can afford to do, maybe it's time to turn off your PC and go outside for once.

    • @AutismoGamer
      @AutismoGamer 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ST0AT take your own advice. I'm on mobile, outside and smoking. Feeding my cats and connecting my irrigation system.

  • @zanethezaniest274
    @zanethezaniest274 3 месяца назад +55

    Shivers [Legendary : Success] Even the land is tired in February. Most of the birds who can afford it have gone to Florida and the trees that once cheered us, they’re hard to look at this month. It’s as if there’s an awful truth out there.

  • @Wimbleknob
    @Wimbleknob 5 месяцев назад +650

    "To hide the bleakness of February, man invented Valentine's Day. And also Mardi Gras."

    • @softhands3394
      @softhands3394 5 месяцев назад +89

      But of course, February answered back with Ash Wednesday 😔

    • @jaredwalla3064
      @jaredwalla3064 4 месяца назад +6

      Gold

    • @RugBug18
      @RugBug18 3 месяца назад +30

      Valentine’s Day makes it worse.

  • @stevensmith1031
    @stevensmith1031 Год назад +10463

    Very brave of him to film this close to the pale

    • @Coffeepanda294
      @Coffeepanda294 7 месяцев назад +87

      I'm dead 😅

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 месяцев назад +187

      après février, août
      après août, février encore!

    • @Martin-rh6bn
      @Martin-rh6bn 5 месяцев назад +14

      The what?

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 5 месяцев назад +12

      @@jeremytitus9519 where are you, scandinavia?!

    • @kagura7107
      @kagura7107 5 месяцев назад +64

      @@juliuscaesar8163 hardcore to the mega, or is it really?

  • @Erblorg
    @Erblorg 5 месяцев назад +453

    This man has a vast oceanic soul

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax Месяц назад +9

    "The expedition is getting desperate" was a brilliant line lol

  • @MetaKiteZX
    @MetaKiteZX 2 месяца назад +38

    1:11 it's like the game is real life

    • @DefaultUser61
      @DefaultUser61 2 месяца назад

      Bruh I was about to comment on the exact same time stamp. This shits funny

  • @MrMeatballYT
    @MrMeatballYT 5 месяцев назад +1127

    "Something that's bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it? You can almost see the shape of it, when all the color is gone, and life is stripped down to the starkness of February"
    That sounds like a real line from Volition

  • @archkull
    @archkull Год назад +10538

    "most of the birds who can afford it have gone to florida"

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 5 месяцев назад +288

      Imagine that there are poor birds to has to spend winter there.

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 5 месяцев назад +111

      the birds can't afford the toll booth

    • @JaMaMaa1
      @JaMaMaa1 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@JackPorter they dont got juice let alone tolls

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 5 месяцев назад +6

      Time for the birds to pack it in.

    • @JahmenPL
      @JahmenPL 5 месяцев назад

      fucking ultraliberals.

  • @HalcaeonArt
    @HalcaeonArt Год назад +3509

    PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success]
    The umbrella functions with a spring mechanism, and has floral patterns all over its wilted canopy. The broken shaft folds and falls as you pick up the sorry thing.
    EMPATHY [Medium: Success]
    Someone has abandoned it. Tossed in the bin, and left alone and unwanted.
    INLAND EMPIRE [Godly: Success]
    The shattered umbrella drips with what looks like the cold rain, but deep inside you know that it weeps from the loneliness. This is the first time the warmth of a human hand has caressed it in so long.
    1. [RED CHECK: Physical Instrument - Formidable 13] Dunk the umbrella back into the bin with force.
    2. Put the umbrella back.
    3. "Hey Kim- Think we could both fit under this umbrella?"

    • @Coffeepanda294
      @Coffeepanda294 11 месяцев назад +244

      I love it. ZA/UM totally could've put in a scene with Harry and Kim standing under a colourful flower umbrella in the rain.

    • @moonshapedabsolution
      @moonshapedabsolution 5 месяцев назад +482

      "No, Detective."

    • @polkjmsb
      @polkjmsb 5 месяцев назад +296

      And then he fails the check and takes 1 morale damage from watching it fall pathetically onto the sidewalk

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 5 месяцев назад +63

      @@polkjmsb “it just like me fr”

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 5 месяцев назад +145

      @@moonshapedabsolution you forgot the looking around pretending not to hear, the sigh, and then the following apprehended agreement once Harry assures him it would greatly benefit the case.
      Kim is tsundere.

  • @thenoisyninja
    @thenoisyninja 6 дней назад +4

    I appreciate people that understand the value of honesty and that depressing things can be beautiful

  • @user-xi5qr4tj1e
    @user-xi5qr4tj1e Месяц назад +6

    “Something great happened here but it’s over with” the goddamn tragedy

  • @CasieMod
    @CasieMod Год назад +617

    I can absolutely hear this in DE narrator voice.

    • @Coffeepanda294
      @Coffeepanda294 Год назад +30

      Now that you say so, I want to try to use that new Collage feature to make this a DE scene.

  • @someguyinahole5952
    @someguyinahole5952 Год назад +7721

    "A desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore" Bro put all his points in [Insert whatever skill you think suits the quote best since you guys keep arguing], and I love it.

    • @zona_moribunda
      @zona_moribunda 9 месяцев назад +100

      I can't get this out of my head

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 5 месяцев назад +97

      I think that would be Inland Empire ackchyually

    • @cactus2304
      @cactus2304 5 месяцев назад +95

      @@macrons593 nah inland empire would talk to it

    • @frankmanismyname1147
      @frankmanismyname1147 5 месяцев назад +65

      That is the most disco phrase i have ever heard

    • @shy_dodecahedron
      @shy_dodecahedron 5 месяцев назад

      Not me. Not anymore.

  • @breeeegs
    @breeeegs 5 месяцев назад +440

    For keeping your shit together, day by day, minute by minute. Reporter. Arriving. On the scene.

    • @rinomavrovic6673
      @rinomavrovic6673 5 месяцев назад +57

      Playing as a reporter/journalist for a (hypothetical) sequel sounds like a great idea

    • @AyCe
      @AyCe 5 месяцев назад +59

      @@rinomavrovic6673 Wow, yeah, it does. Get the scoop. Take notes. Piece the story together. Make it fit, somehow. Would explain why the character needs to talk to so many people, needs to visit so many locations. Damn, now I want to play that. :(

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 месяцев назад +48

      @@AyCe [Suggestion - Legendary: Failed] Borrow money from the Estonian Mafia.

    • @whatever0517
      @whatever0517 4 месяца назад +12

      Someone's been a very busy boy. Good on you. Does this mean you're a *very good reporter*? Possibly. Are you? Because it sort of feels like you *are*.
      Please don't cry.

    • @breeeegs
      @breeeegs 4 месяца назад +10

      @@whatever0517 New thought unlocked: Sorry Reporter
      "I hate the news that comes out of my mouth opening. Please feel free to punch me"

  • @bionicleapple1254
    @bionicleapple1254 Месяц назад +6

    Him inspecting the umbrella genuinely sounds like Disco Elysium writing

  • @FinalGamerJames
    @FinalGamerJames 3 месяца назад +9

    The way he says "carbohydrates are big this season" is very Kurt Vonnegut, a grudging blend between The Need To Live vs. The Need To Stay Popular.
    "tapdancing to a Rodgers and Hammerstein song" is said so genuine that you can feel this man's age of living through the '70s, that tried to be the '50s.
    "most of the birds who can afford it have gone to Florida" has such a dismissive undertone, he envies the freedom of nature.
    "My father used to have a saying" gives a sense of respect, he cherished his father's wisdom unlike "used to say" which would be more pithy. He's not quoting a man, he's quoting a proverb from a higher authority. This is scripture to him, and like many people with scripture, it is something to give him hope, that February will not last forever. The fact that he ends his spiel about "we're all gonna die" with this proverb of making it through another year, shows that despite everything, he still yearns to live. And it's so painful to live, but he knows deep down that it's worth it.
    Incredible.

  • @lukandrate9866
    @lukandrate9866 Год назад +304

    When you got your rethoric and conceptualisation on max

  • @OceansideSpiderHouse
    @OceansideSpiderHouse 5 месяцев назад +578

    “Most of the birds who can afford it” is a great line.

    • @ragtimegalcatty
      @ragtimegalcatty 5 месяцев назад

      I was looking for this comment

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 5 месяцев назад +19

      It suggests, too, that certain birds who can afford it, refuse to leave and stick it out here, out of financial prudence. The desire, perhaps, to expand their retirement nest-egg.

  • @joshuaevans4301
    @joshuaevans4301 4 месяца назад +294

    The megalithic arch shooting up through, and disappearing into, the fog is something to behold

  • @LayerInfinity
    @LayerInfinity 4 месяца назад +418

    EMPATHY: He isn't in pain, at least not any of the kind you're used to. He just seems remarkably fed up of being here.
    INLAND EMPIRE: As if the city itself was swallowing all of his motivation.
    CONCEPTUALISATION: You can't deny how remarkably poetic this man is, despite his dull temperament.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 месяца назад +5

      here I am, not knowing a single thing about disco Elysium.

    • @VeteranDroideka
      @VeteranDroideka 3 месяца назад +16

      Just Imagine a drunk depressed Sherlock Holmes as a police man, with a terrible Green Necktie, and disco Shows. While every aspect of himself speaks with him constant .👤 Inland Empire: Oh and One Thing. Hardcore to the Mega.

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 4 дня назад +2

    0:32 "Somebody has abandoned it with its broken shaft, like a desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore" Someone passed a Conceptualization check (I love this man: much like Harry's an Art Cop, he's a Poet Reporter). Looks like St. Louis is the real life Revachol 🌁

  • @evanholt1752
    @evanholt1752 5 месяцев назад +629

    "Item: A laughable umbrella. Look at it, what does it think it's doing here? Lying there, broken and skeletal. Stupid umbrella!"

    • @Watchers_Puppet
      @Watchers_Puppet 5 месяцев назад +45

      I feel like a certain man with a connection to tape recorders would say this...

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 4 месяца назад +4

      Idk why but this reminds me of that one comic "Uh oh. Brain fell out! BRAIN FELL OUT! STUPID!"

    • @Rutherford_Inchworm_III
      @Rutherford_Inchworm_III 3 месяца назад +4

      "The umbrella is indifferent to your loneliness. The world does not care."

    • @maicey_t.
      @maicey_t. 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Watchers_PuppetJon can you not berate the umbrella please it's doing it's best

  • @mongee3614
    @mongee3614 5 месяцев назад +856

    You live long enough with depression, you start laughing instead of crying at misery

    • @cweeperz7760
      @cweeperz7760 5 месяцев назад +32

      That is the essence of the expression

    • @Bunnidove
      @Bunnidove 5 месяцев назад +2

      A lil of both

    • @jokke538
      @jokke538 5 месяцев назад +2

      Jokes on me Im crying rn

    • @arcyksiazejanhenryki1564
      @arcyksiazejanhenryki1564 5 месяцев назад +18

      That's Absurdism for you mate

    • @Jonas-Seiler
      @Jonas-Seiler 5 месяцев назад

      Nah that’s bull, I haven’t been living that long

  • @CreativityNuggets
    @CreativityNuggets 5 месяцев назад +155

    This is the kind of programming that would convince me to watch the news

    • @yannisgk
      @yannisgk 3 месяца назад +4

      true!!!

  • @nikalpaca
    @nikalpaca 16 дней назад +5

    There's something so profound in "something great happened here but it's over with" it rings true with something within me. He's a great poet

  • @rhomaioi
    @rhomaioi 5 месяцев назад +283

    "It's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees, it's hiding in the branches. Look at them. Something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. What is it? You can almost see the shape of it, when all the colour is gone."
    Pure poetry.

    • @ee-wx3hy
      @ee-wx3hy 5 месяцев назад +11

      There is though. It's a secret, or a joke.

  • @bzipoli
    @bzipoli 5 месяцев назад +210

    i thought the original video was satire, but....
    it's so good to know there are real old fashioned poets in journalism out there. damn, i miss them

  • @Domn879
    @Domn879 5 месяцев назад +589

    ‘If you can live through February, you’ll live another year.’
    My mother died at the beginning of March this year. My brothers and I returned to our grey seaside hometown to spend that last month with her, February. It’s damp biting cold outside was a tonic compared to the stench of dying in the hospital punctuated with regular weeping of grieving relatives. Then that weeping was our own.
    Had I turned on the news to see this, I actually would have found it comforting. The saccharine BS of normal daytime TV seems like an insult when you have lost someone great.
    My Dad had known her for 57 years. Children when they met. Now we just need to get him through a few rough Februarys.

    • @oguzhancebe9833
      @oguzhancebe9833 4 месяца назад +42

      My condolences.

    • @Boosterisanicecat
      @Boosterisanicecat 4 месяца назад +28

      Thank you for sharing this. Godspeed.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 3 месяца назад +10

      They lived a full life. That is more than any human could ask for.

    • @dr.doctor2620
      @dr.doctor2620 2 месяца назад

      i am sorry if its too tedious for you or maybe too invasive of me to ask you but could you tell me a bit about them?

    • @miovicdina7706
      @miovicdina7706 2 месяца назад

      Stay strong.
      Yes, indeed. This is a rare diamond of an honest piece of tv presenting.

  • @A1GA56N
    @A1GA56N 24 дня назад +5

    Summer is the worst. Cold, foggy, rainy days are pure kino and comfypilled

  • @NullFX
    @NullFX Месяц назад +5

    You know the longer this segment went on the more nervous the cameraman was getting

  • @upstairsdownstairs
    @upstairsdownstairs 4 месяца назад +144

    This man spits in the face of the news industry. He defies the commercial feel of news and its occasional shallow happiness when it’s allowed. I love every bit of it.

    • @user-ne9sd4ow1o
      @user-ne9sd4ow1o Месяц назад

      It honestly feels like its from a movie. Like Bruce Almighty 😅

  • @safe-keeper1042
    @safe-keeper1042 Год назад +1115

    KMOX also sounds like a company straight out of Disco Elysium.

    • @ed_tk421tg4
      @ed_tk421tg4 5 месяцев назад +70

      Welcome to Saint Louis

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 5 месяцев назад +31

      Oh, how right you are.
      Look at it this way, sure there aren't TVs in the world of Disco Elysium but there is print media. Maybe Guillaume Bevy works at the press.

    • @manjittoor9208
      @manjittoor9208 5 месяцев назад

      @@Marksman_12DE has radio technology. KMOX could very much be one of many local news stations on the isola.

    • @zetto156
      @zetto156 5 месяцев назад +56

      KMOX is named as such because radio stations west of the Mississipi river start with K, MO = Missouri, and they went with X because they started broadcasting on Christmas Eve 1925 (X-Mas). KMOX

    • @kagura7107
      @kagura7107 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@zetto156 Good to know

  • @localsnek
    @localsnek Год назад +246

    As someone who was born in February, the great weariness of the world, I love the colour grey as it is the unanimous shade of stone-cold humanity. We're all still here. We won't be, one day. But that doesn't matter as long as we get past the next February, and the next, and the next. Grey is as bad as it gets, but we'll never see black. The whole rest of the rainbow is there to live through. Stay strong, detectives.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 месяца назад

      I love grey because its pretty. The world becomes less crass, less ordinary. Everything becomes a mystery. Driving turns into a thriller movie. Grey protects us from the burning of the merciless summer sun (more an enemy to us southern dwellers, I suppose). A warm light in a window of a grey mist gives more joy than the boring trash of spring spewing mud everywhere.

  • @StephanieLeighG
    @StephanieLeighG 3 месяца назад +74

    This is Werner Herzog levels of depression projection. He even thinks everyone else has itchy dry skin too. I love it, especially because I can’t tell if he’s trying to be funny or not.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 месяца назад +1

      Your skin thins as you get older and cold makes it dryer, so it gets itchy, so you have to use lotion more the older you get. I have to slather lotion on the minute I get out of the shower to retain skin moisture.

    • @LLJKYCS
      @LLJKYCS 2 месяца назад

      in most places it's pretty dry in feb, so on top of the dry air pwning your skin, all your heavy cold weather clothes get nice and staticy. feb is only not the itchiest month because summer has bugs

    • @Emlizardo
      @Emlizardo 2 месяца назад

      He is funny as hell and he knows it. He crafted this bit to perfection.

  • @fawal.1997
    @fawal.1997 Месяц назад +3

    Man, this guy is manifesting my emotion to words going into 2024 winter right now.

  • @aburipley9045
    @aburipley9045 5 месяцев назад +242

    Disco isn’t dead, it lives on in our hearts, and the lense through which we view the rest of this world.

    • @pravkdey
      @pravkdey 5 месяцев назад +32

      A cracked lens, the distorted figures you see through it feel more accurate than with your own eyes.
      I should get it fixed, you think every time you see it. But lenses can't be repaired, only replaced. You are more alike than you care to think, perhaps that's why you keep it broken?

  • @ZgermanGuy.
    @ZgermanGuy. 5 месяцев назад +324

    This is what i want a Disco Elysium movie to be like
    Filmed like a news report and speaking in poems for 2 hours straight

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 2 месяца назад +3

      im starting to seriously question if my assumptions about disco elysium arent seriously off, what the heck kinda game could it be

    • @larsthedude1984
      @larsthedude1984 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Crosshill Play it

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 2 месяца назад

      ​@@larsthedude1984 im not much of a gamer but i am looking for new experiences to ward off the seasonal affective disorder, seems theres more narrative than gameplay so ill check it out

    • @ZgermanGuy.
      @ZgermanGuy. 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Crosshill its the weirdest, funny and depresssing electronic novel in the world

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 2 месяца назад

      @@ZgermanGuy. you're a great salesman, i will take your word for it

  • @blakes8901
    @blakes8901 5 месяцев назад +164

    There is something very comforting in the feeling of melancholy. it is an attractive, addictive feeling. If you aren't careful you can find yourself unable to live without it.

    • @havenschade8174
      @havenschade8174 5 месяцев назад +17

      I like deep melancholic videos that make me pause and reflect. The sadness and hope that resides in that sadness

    • @dollarstorevodka
      @dollarstorevodka 5 месяцев назад +18

      Once you see the beauty in darkness, it changes something in you. You can never go back

    • @lllazyoli
      @lllazyoli 5 месяцев назад +11

      Well, it has it's own time period with romanticism for a reason.

    • @Badficwriter
      @Badficwriter 2 месяца назад +1

      Someone once said the brain's coping mechanisms become like tracks for a train. Your thoughts just automatically follow the same pathways once set. You must make a habit of surprising your brain to 'jump the tracks' out of it and find new options.

  • @RobleViejo
    @RobleViejo 4 месяца назад +44

    1:33 Jesus Christ....

  • @Smartacus420
    @Smartacus420 3 месяца назад +4

    Why is this so cozy and relaxing. I could watch this guy talk about depressing places all day.

  • @epicPhsycoturtle
    @epicPhsycoturtle 5 месяцев назад +43

    If you can live through February, youll live another year

  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 5 месяцев назад +126

    0:47 and onward could have easily been narrated by Lenval Brown and it would have fit so perfectly. Incredible.

  • @berika6
    @berika6 5 месяцев назад +132

    I clicked this video expecting a funny parody but found pure art.

  • @vanleeuwenhoek
    @vanleeuwenhoek 2 месяца назад +6

    1:31 the gateway arch looms like a cosmic nightmare behind the earth's raw nerve endings.

  • @NeoNovastar
    @NeoNovastar 2 месяца назад +3

    This has been reccommended to me so many times by YT, and I finally watched it. I'm so glad I did. Absolutely hilarious delivery, god it truly is exactly how the Seasonal Depression hits in February. I think i'm gonna watch this when I'm old, look back on the hard times of my youth, and enjoy this little capsule of feels.
    That last line hit extra hard. Yep. Very true.
    Here's to getting thru this next February, and to the rest of the year ❤

  • @EditUnivers75
    @EditUnivers75 5 месяцев назад +296

    If you can live through February, you’ll live another year.

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 5 месяцев назад +1

      Words to live by.

    • @muadddib
      @muadddib 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@lagrangepoint9386 a year at a time.

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 5 месяцев назад +2

      +1 healed morale

    • @huntertierney5495
      @huntertierney5495 4 месяца назад

      I’m glad to learn there’s so many others out there that hate that time of year. I live in Canada and oh boy the winters can be depressing

  • @ryanlam7882
    @ryanlam7882 5 месяцев назад +220

    downtown st louis is just like martinaise. Thanks whoever was running this city 100 years ago

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 5 месяцев назад +45

      Downtown Syracuse NY has a lot of that going on too. That sentence "Something great happened here, but it's over with" captures the atmosphere of so many formerly gleaming American cities that, while not completely slipping into Gary, Indiana style infamy, just sort of slumped into a grey irrelevance and mediocrity. Not really places people flock to or run from, just places people wind up because life doesn't always go how you hoped and well, you have to live somewhere.

    • @firesushu
      @firesushu 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@tjenadonn6158 Beautifully said.

    • @TrikYodz
      @TrikYodz 5 месяцев назад

      Yep, the Great Divorce of 1844 poisoned St. Louis from then onward. An ill-concieved idea, forced through illegally, with deceit.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@tjenadonn6158Outsourcing industries murdered a lot of urban jobs. Now, it's just offices and businesses that keep the cities going.

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@thebighurt2495 Yep. Once the Carrier plant shut down a lot of the money went with it (everyone still calls it the Carrier Dome BTW.) Lockheed Martin is looking pretty dead these days whenever I drive past it. Mayhaps the only major remnant of this area's large scale manufacturing heritage is the Anheuser-Busch plant out in Baldwinsville. Nothing comes from here anymore but people.

  • @AlbertSirup
    @AlbertSirup 5 месяцев назад +115

    when your shivers is too high

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 2 месяца назад +5

    He looks like Jim Gordon. This man is the embodiment of a detective from the 1970s. He screams "I drive a Lincoln Continental from 1976." His moustache has some serious power behind it. He literally looks like he belongs in Disco Elysium.

  • @rd23_
    @rd23_ 12 дней назад +1

    0:03 Conceptualization
    0:11 Shivers
    0:21 Empathy
    0:29 Perception (Sight)
    0:39 Conceptualization
    0:44 Pain Threshold
    0:48 Shivers
    1:47 Encyclopedia
    1:55 Conceptualization
    2:11 Volition

  • @PAJAMALAND
    @PAJAMALAND 9 месяцев назад +56

    ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Your mesolimbic reward pathway does not mince words. It wants smokes.

  • @llud4th
    @llud4th 5 месяцев назад +331

    here in novosibirsk, russia, november has this vibe, where everyday is cloudy, where snow has not settled yet and is hard to walk on, and every street is half hidden behind a thick snow myst. no month here beats november in the sun deprivation metric. february here is similiar but theres way less snow and ure constantly reminded by this subtle scent of spring that there is summer to follow and not that many months until summer vacations and trips. peace and love to citizens of saint louis all the way from western siberia.

    • @crunchbuttsteak8741
      @crunchbuttsteak8741 5 месяцев назад +1

      That sucks dude, here in New York September to December is the best time weather wise, you get that beautiful deep green trees that yield to Autumn's golden decay and finally ends in the bespoke minimalim of winters grip, but festooned with lights to bring int he Holiday Cheer. Then January starts and you have months of hell till spring

    • @cyberpunk-2O77
      @cyberpunk-2O77 5 месяцев назад +10

      Здравствуйте товарищ от Новосибирска, и в час добрый

    • @boxedh
      @boxedh 5 месяцев назад +6

      If I remember right, your city has a pretty good sounding theme/song, anthem or something like that.

    • @llud4th
      @llud4th 5 месяцев назад

      @@cyberpunk-2O77 здравствуйте

    • @sentienttaco9134
      @sentienttaco9134 5 месяцев назад +55

      Only St. Louis in February could earn empathy from somebody who literally lives in Siberia.

  • @MajGenAtlas
    @MajGenAtlas Год назад +72

    Pure catharsis

  • @nikitavasilev6137
    @nikitavasilev6137 8 дней назад +1

    Man I love internet for content like this

  • @ragoonsgg589
    @ragoonsgg589 4 месяца назад +39

    To be honest it's beautiful month to quit non-smoking. Beautiful cigarette weather

    • @blueJay196
      @blueJay196 2 месяца назад

      Lol bruh said stop quitting dude

    • @ragoonsgg589
      @ragoonsgg589 2 месяца назад +5

      @@blueJay196 I quit non-smoking. Best decision of my life

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ragoonsgg589 There's a funny song in my language that has a fitting punchline for what you're saying and it vaguely translates to "from all the different paths in life, everyone has the right to pick the one that's wrong".

    • @ragoonsgg589
      @ragoonsgg589 2 месяца назад

      @@yvaskhmir we have a saying in my country. in life you're only right when you ain't lookin in the mirror. And son, I'll tell you this, even then I'm right. Cause I smoke with my right and light with my left.
      Marlboro Red 100s. The choice of Presidents. Cups. Inches, Miles Freedom, and beautiful black lungs. You got something in your teeth btw

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 2 месяца назад

      @@ragoonsgg589 Man, you're really something. The more I read your comment, the more I thought to myself "There's a living person, who actually wrote this.". You have basically stated that you are right for whatever reason, that you are for whatever reason proud of being American and that you consider destroyed lungs a sign of virtue.
      And I think you insulted me somehow with the last sentence, but I don't know that phrase and as hard as I tried to find what it meant, I haven't found anything, so I don't have a clue what that meant.
      I can't really address your point, because you didn't make one.
      All I can say is I am proud for successfully discouraging some of my friends from smoking. It's expensive, it's unhealthy and it funds the tobacco industry, which is simply immoral and shouldn't exist.
      That being said, unfortunately, you are free to destroy your health further in this way, so do with that what you will. But, if you have any empathy and good will in you, maybe don't brag about it, because, while you can make dumb mistakes all you want, you absolutely shouldn't bring others down with you as well.

  • @Arcanineisthebest
    @Arcanineisthebest 5 месяцев назад +44

    That ending is brutal, and somehow, comforting.

  • @KittyKatty999
    @KittyKatty999 5 месяцев назад +179

    Disco Elysium *changes you,* like all good art should do. You will never see reality the same way again after playing and completing it.

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 5 месяцев назад +11

      The best kind of brainrot

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 5 месяцев назад +13

      I will call it al-gul forever

    • @myflatlineconstruct
      @myflatlineconstruct 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@KittyKatty999 Disco , is so much. It's difficult to pick the most profound scar left on me. @kittykatty999 specifically, was this revelation or confirmation? For me I felt another beating heart similar to mine. The creators were not the enlightenment, but co-conspiritors .

    • @doctordice2doctordice210
      @doctordice2doctordice210 5 месяцев назад +2

      You say that as if 80% of the player base didn't misunderstand the meaning of the game and viewed it as further validation to their flawed beliefs

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@doctordice2doctordice210 no?

  • @t.b.m.5718
    @t.b.m.5718 5 месяцев назад +24

    This guy isn't depressed, he has answers.

  • @jonasfariacosta
    @jonasfariacosta 3 месяца назад +9

    And, down in the Southern Hemisphere, February is the month of Carnival in Brazil! But, interestingly, down there, August is considered bleak, and August is exactly what February is to the Northern Hemisphere

  • @Catatonica
    @Catatonica 22 дня назад +2

    This was so poetic

  • @itsdag6720
    @itsdag6720 5 месяцев назад +51

    NEWSCASTER! ARRIVING! ON THE SCENE!