An awkward hypernerd talks about homestuck for 8 minutes
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- In my speech class, my class was tasked on writing speeches on different topics. One person did a speech on the american flag, another brought engine parts and did a speech on that. I decided to do a speech on Homestuck, a watered down speech, but a speech nonetheless.
This speech was meant for education purposes and I don’t own most of the images used in the slideshow presentation (accept the stuff drawn in Ms paint)
Also, if you’re crazy, heres the comic: homestuck.com
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That was really good! i'm sure if i witnessed this in person i would have cried rainbow trears of joy
I'm crying rainbow tears of joy right now cuz shadok saw my video.
Yes
HA Gæ
This dude is in fact John Egbert.
Actually I'm karkat and dave's love child, I wore the John Egbert shirt because John is going to be the first person my classmates are going to see when they read this comic
bringoutthelegos the love child..... *is john.*
Chemol Calico the baby is me
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 so the baby is you?
bringoutthelegos THE BABY IS YOU
The virgin mlp speech vs The chad homestuck speech
Uh yeah I'm a homestuck and not into MLP but it would definitely be the other way around
Yes
the reason why the mlp speech is a virgin has to deal with the fact that the
people in the comment section is god teir roasting the person who was trying to present the speech. Also there were 9.3K dislikes on the mlp video. But i dont know why they were being so harsh on the guy..but Homestuck speech is definitely the chad though even so the fandom is literally older than my cousin.
I mean you can seriously tell what one is better not even halfway through
Hussie- is next to shrek
Mlp creator i guess- most definitely _not_ next to shrek
I MEAN LIKE IN BOTH WAYS THIS IS BETTER
people who have the courage to talk about their "weird & nerdy" interests to an audience have my full respect
fuck cringe culture lol
based
Say that after watching the brony school presentation video
"Dave Strider, my personal favourite"
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
😎
yeeesss
Yes. Dave is also my personal favourite.
More of a dirk guy, personally
John Egbert looking guy: let me tell you about homestuck
me: oh boy here goes Aranea with her stories again
_Oh no, Sugoi Quest for Kokoro_
Wayverlee Soulsong SUGOI QUEST FOR KOKORO???
“Let me tell you about homestuck” is the most threatening sentence
I have a vriska pfp on instagram and I commented on some unrelated post and then someone recognized my pfp and was like "homestuck located" and then some other random dude commented and was like "whats homestuck" and i was just like bro that is the one thing you absolutely never ever ask a fucking homestuck reader
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done a presentation on this ridiculous webcomic
We need a link. I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITHOUT THE LINK!
well, we're at least tree now
I actually did an essay about Homestuck in high school! We were supposed to write a persuasive essay on a topic and me being the fangirl I am wrote about how I thought Eridan had an unjust death as a flawed character who was a victim of mental abuse. Long story short I got a 98 on the essay
@@ThetaSigma718 ahh go for the gold
The SigmaInititive can i see that essay? Honestly eridan is one of my favorites
This is impressive. If I were to pitch homestuck to my class, I would be the weird kid.
『Cat T.』 bro, i was already the weird kid, i literally had nothing to loose
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 i like that attitude. cringe culture is dead let us break the bread and hold hands, kumbaya brother.
@@challaUwU KuMbAyA mY bRoThEr :o))
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 you're lucky. My classes didnt have a weird kid (or maybe i was the weird kid so i never found out?)
I’m a senior right now and I’m upset I never got to to something like this!! I wouldn’t even care - I’d just love talking about my favorite fandom and newest hyper fixation X3
It is official homestuck is now the second bible
>:]
the sburban bible
Bible II: SBURB Manga
Crippled Memes Your pfp is beyond cursed
As someone who has read the entire Holy Bible I can confirm that Homestuck is basically the Bible 2
its better than the bible so its the first bible.
I love how everyone in the comments (and the guy in the video) are being so positive about Homestuck and not giving into the self-hating cringe rhetoric that used to be (and still is) so prominent in the fandom. Please NEVER lose that unapologetic love for the comic. I let myself believe that Homestuck was simply my old guilty pleasure, but re-reading it after a few years reminded me that it's unironically so good and deserves love and praise.
Young Homestuck fans, keep the community going, and never let yourself be convinced that it's cringe or lame. You guys all give me so much hope.
THIS EXACTLY omg I just started reading Homestuck a couple months ago (slow reader) and so far I'm absolutely loving it and I have not understood why so many people engage in this "bwahhh it's so bad we're so cringe right guys" kinda joke
Homestuck is a genuinely enjoyable and fun story and I'm tired of pretending like I'm in some sort of cult ;~;
There is also Vriska, but we're not talking about her
We don’t talk about vriska in this house
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 but my baby did nothing wrong 😭😭
@@m.r.c4851the FUCK do you mean i-
@@bettersam2113 ☺☺
I had a physical reaction when you said Dave was your favorite. I love Dave so much and I got out of my chair, spun around, and did a fist bump to the air because I was so happy.
Aww, that’s really wholesome honestly!
I love how perfect the thumbnail of this video is. RUclips just randomly picked like the best looking part of the video.
bringoutthelegos hey wasn’t home stuck set in 2020 just Asking for my apocalypse bingo group
🤣
@@idontwantmyfriendstoknow6928no
“Look there’s sans right there. And also vriska but we’re not talking about her.” LOL
and the guy from earthbound
Can’t wait until the teachers give us freedom on our topics... right now they just force us to choose from a list of stuff that I’m too young to care about
You get used to it
I'm more then willing to reread homestuck over the bibble. Hands down
Fandom Loving Trash hey man, homestuck is the way for people who've been addicted to bibble. although i don't think you can READ bibble?
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 bibble is good. Bibble makes me go uwu. But home stuck, epilogues, 3 spin off games, and homestuck 2 makes me go UWU
@@fandomlovingtrash3881 based comment
Homestuck should be the bibble at this point
I'm going to do this at my school, wish me luck fellas
Make sure to record it so 934 people could see it
.
How'd you go?
how’d it go?
Nobody at my school knows what homestuck is :((((
just start up a cult at your school, and everyone will flock to you. i was the first homestuck, now there are 4 that i know of who are homestucks now, and have went to school dressed as the trolls for halloween
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 hm.. good idea. We'll be unstoppable .
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 i actually introduced a friend to it. i moved schools and the last i saw of him he was only like 10 pages in. he had no idea what was about to hit him.
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 I have successfully started a homestuck cult I have 2 who have read the whole thing and three currently reading it
It's for the best
footage of me dragging an entire discord server into homestuck while i get ruined by it
hes canon john. thats the truth.
i cant believe homestuck has more words than the bible
One tiiny question.
Why?
Cuz vriska
That’s why
the other question is......why not?
bringoutthelegos no cap i started reading because of vriska
Why not?
"due to how many homestucks would fail to seal their makeup because all of them were whiny little kids that came from Hetalia"
I-
Don’t deny it, you know it’s true
now do an eight minute speech on vriska
ok.
i assume you've seen the pcp lecture on vriska
@@puns4days unfortunately
haha 8
you're the definition of hypernerd like look how excited you are talking about homestuck it's so cute
I-I’m not cute! I’m just a massive dork!
B-Baka...
Mr. Hypernerd here gave easily the most Homestuck-fanny response I can imagine anyone can give to being called cute. Stutter dashes and baka and all.
Honestly I respect the hell out of it. (Not to mention Casper is anything but wrong in their statement.)
My youtube recommendations going wild again, great video nonetheless !
"Megalovania! Look there's sans right there. And also Vriska but we're not talking about her"
Honestly same dude
He's even got the glasses
Are we sure this dude isnt just John Egbert in our reality
no cuz i'm a time player
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 understandable, have a nice day
You absolute madlad. I've often dreamed of writing and presenting an entire speech on Homestuck, and you've inspired me to someday have the guts to actually do so.
this video is a year old now. thank you for watching this video and leaving such positive comments!
EDIT: over 9000 people have seen this? gog damn, if not for that stupid comb review existing i'd be frickin jumping with joy. I just can't believe this humble presentation has gotten this much attention. the comb video was probably just youtube analytics, and so is this video, but unlike the comb review, i actually feel proud of this. Despite how frantic this speech is, I genuinely liked doing this, I feel as if this is somethig people enjoyed, hell, even finding cringe out of this me happy. I've gotten fanart, fricking FANART of this, and it's honestly amazing how much support i've gotten for this, despite only being my second most popular video.
I love your passion. Oh my god I wish I had your confidence
I've been on the fence about reading this. Ok I'm doing someone send me a link I'm starting tonight. When I'm finished I'll come back and see how things have changed.
I must warn you that once you go down this path you may never be able to go back. say goodbye to any normality you once had, for once you go the way of the homestuck, you can never go unstuck.
This path is dark and long, the changes happen slowly, but once they do, no one will be able to see you the same way again.
you will lose any sense of humanity you have left, and your family will never look at you the same way, and neither will your friends.
This is the cost of being a homestuck, you'll never be able to see things the same way again, you'll never be able to speak to people the same way again. Once you've obtained the forbidden knowledge, you can't unlearn it. Even if you do, all paths lead back, back to the boy in the bedroom.
you have been warned
see you on the other side
www.homestuck.com/story
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 I've been diving deep into fandoms ever since I discovered video game fan music. I need a new hyper fixation. I heed your warning. But I must know what this truly it. (Also you serious about this cuz I really wanna know what this really is. )
@@shadow_shine3578 Sometimes the path to knowledge is best left uncharted, but if you insist.
ALSO, i have just been informed that the link to the homestuck comic I sent you sends you to an inferior copy of the comic where you can't play the minigames and the animations don't work, so I'm sending you a better link:
bambosh.github.io/unofficial-homestuck-collection/
this link directs you to a download page that is a archived version of the original comic, complete with fixed minigames, animations, and configurable content that is the best way to read homestuck in 2021.
I'll see you in a month when you've read all 8000+ pages. Trust me, you won't see the light of day for a while.
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 wait wait there's games? ?? I thought it was just a comic man I gotta see this!
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 man i.hope my phone can handle the assets...
This wasn't as cringe as I thought it was going to be. He actually did a good job presenting it all. And he put some good energy into it.
As a fellow awkward hypernerd, I would like to thank you for giving me inspiration on what to do for my online essay. The teacher may not allow the topic but I want to try anyway ^^
Ladies and gentlemen let me tell you about homestuck
He speaks like a dude in ny history club. Ethan, this is you
"3 years of my human mortal life reading this epic tale" that's the moment. That's the god damn moment... I lost my mind
Ultrahaphazard I lost mine around act 6, when they busted out the lollipops
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 😂😂
You gotta admit, he has courage to get up infront of an audience and proceed to give an entire presentation about how nerdy he is. He has my respect
happy 4/13
A+ work right here, I might not be good at presenting in front of people but hey, this is a really cool idea! I might try to do something similar before I graduate!
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awkwardHypernerd sounds like a chumhandle
CD: totally ztealing that
I wish i could've done this presentation in front of class 😔
oopsie woopsi there’s still ti-
Oh wait...
Nice
This guy is so iconic
I would not have enough confidence for this at all other wise I would go up in front of my class and give a presentation on any of the fandoms I'm in but mostly danganronpa but still I would be way to afraid of the people who hate these things making fun of me or people having know clue what I'm talking about and then getting called weird the rest of my life
Honestly, same. I've got a horrible fear of being judged for my interests and I can't talk about what I like unless they mention it first and I'm all like "Oh hey you like that too?" And I leave it like that.
Just-
People being mean have messed me up so bad
THIS HURTS TO WATCH, but i cant stop watching
The Virgin Jock vs the Chad Nerd
Makes me wanna do a présentation for a completely imaginary class cuz i graduated. You missed a lot key things but still super good job
thanks. This was basically a gateway for my peers, i did miss a helluva lot, but only because it would make the speech way longer.
This is absolutely amazing if I want to show my friends what Homestuck is I’m showing this to them lol
i love the way you talk with such passion about homestuck, wish my friends knew inglish justo to read it
god i dig the style of this nerd
hey op just so you know youre an absolute legend this is incredible
Ah yes, I love this dying and reviving fandom. School just started for me but I have a Video Production class and we were given a project to make a music video, so my group is literally planning to take 'You can't stop the homestuck' and make a rip off MS for class- so ye, this fandom is painful but worth it
Hell yeah! I’d love to see that, so record it if you get the chance!
2016 was just about the time I started reading homestuck, got back out of the fandom, and now am back in.... thanks youtube recommendations???????
:D
OMG ADREW HUSSIE IS THE AGE OF MY FATHER! also thank you for this! I started reading it a year ago but fell off and I still haven't seen the trolls yet! As someone very interested in chaos this has inspired me to continue reading it! Thank you! Also you are what irl john egbert looks in my heart!
This is something I wish I had the confidence to do you did an entire speech about HOMESTUCK and said Rose Lelonde my personal baby like you rock your absolute nerdum dude
Thanks! I’m still astounded that people still watch this video. It’s amazing to see that homestuck is still have (although it also scares me as well)
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 it scares and astounds us all
I can't do this but at least I can cover a homestuck fanfic as my language project
Now this is epic.
Is it one of the popular ones or a really niche fanfic?
OOF You good dude keep the fandom alive! us Homestucks gotta stick together!
I only wish he mentioned sharpie bath
What? There was a thing called "sharpie bath?"
Yeah, a cosplayer bathed in sharpies to dye their skin grey for a terezi cosplay
@@felicityf.7767 what the fuck
@@felicityf.7767 i think that was a debunked rumor though
it was a pain in the ass to get this approved by my teacher, If i mentioned sharpie bath, the "bucket" incident, or the scandal with king's quest, I would've never gotten this thing off the ground.
This is pure beauty
God the guts this must have took I’m so closeted I’m in fucing narnia
kuya, you did SUPER WELLLL!!! i don't think i'd be able to pull off a presentation like that at my school, especially BY MYSELF!
I love THISSSS!! I need more complications of my fellow nerds who are/were in school talking about their fandoms/hyperfixations.
Thats funny i read homestuck in 10 days
omg wha-
@Dick Rider YEA RIGHT! I WAS WONDERING TO! but maybe they didn't sleep, they where reading it while they where doing whatever they to in bathroom/kitchen?? that would make more sense
I read homestuck in like 3 to 4 days but that’s only because it’s summer break(I didn’t read at night time though[or at least I don’t think I did])
I walked into this video having no idea what Homestuck was, so I kind of felt like I was watching this presentation as one of the students. lol
I can’t believe Firelord Zuko is a Homestuck
Oh no...
This is beautiful
This is literally me trying to explain homestuck to everyone i know
I wish I was at your school
Dude, I LOVED your speech! The part where you said “look at this majestic beast” killed me XD
how the hell did you manage to make a damn essay out of t h i s
*you impress me*
An SRI score of 1475, determination i stole from an eyeless child, and the teachings from a mormon i locked in my shed is how this presentation was possible
I would have been dying if someone did this good of a presentation on homestuck in my school.
In 2 weeks I'm going to be giving a presentation to my speech class about The Signless and his story. Thanks to your video here you've been my main motivation to spread The Signless' teachings, if I fail this is 100% your fault and you will take all the blame. Thanks
I got a B
Niceeee. Sorry I didn’t reply til now. How exactly did the presentation go though? What was the thoughts of the class and such?
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 Oh. my. GOD. I was stuttering so much and kept pausing on lines it was SO EMBARRASING. You have balls to speak with so much confidence in front of a class AND camera. Thank you
@@kingstondaking7877 I know this happened months ago, but I saw this comment and just wanted to say good job on giving your presentation! Public speaking is a hell of a skill to develop, and even though you may have felt embarrassed, the fact that you were even able to get up there and do it still shows a lot of courage. If you keep practicing, it'll get easier and easier. Good luck in your future endeavours--be they more homestuck-related presentations or otherwise, haha.
I'm going to do this in the future when quarantine or this doomed timeline is over
did you? the plague has passed
this is actually so funny to see not gonna lie
I tried getting into homestuck once but I couldn't, too many words or smth like that ig
But now I got the books and I'm reading it all and HOLY SHIT IT'S AMAZING
So, new fan. Loved the video and you are so so great my guy, all the success to you bro
This is a masterpiece. Thank you.
HOPY SHIP, ME AND HUSSIE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY???? I HAVE THE SAME BDAY AS SATAN
the hypernerd swag on display is palpable. i aspire to be like you.
I wish I was there so I could laugh at all of your jokes, this was a blast to watch!
You fools,
Homestuck IS the bible
puffball 👀
i see you everywhete
If i had a quarter for every time ive given a speech to my class about homestuck, I'd have two quarters, which isnt alot, but its weird that it happened twice.
men, tbh... you did a really good presentation that I clap for a moment.
I love this School.
Im a little late on this video but this was beautiful
First of all, I love the buttons on your jacket. Secondly, I *love* when people are given an assignment to make a speech/essay/website/whatever on absolutely any topic. [Before I got kicked out of toastmasters for being underage, I remember getting to watch a very riveting presentation about fried chicken and waffles, and how the dish symbolises the northern and southern US putting aside their differences to contribute the best of themselves together for a perfect meal. It's relevant to note that this toastmasters group is in Canada, not the US. I also remember a woman there who had an honest-to-goodness jedi braid in her hair, and she gave a presentation about bisexuality. It was a small-ish group of small-town prairie folks, plus me (a quietly queer teen), so I really appreciated... .I just wanted an excuse to get to talk about those memories.]
Good on you for tackling Homestuck in your presentation! It's such an insane topic, so it must have been hard to decide what to talk about. I think your idea to focus on the relevance of the comic/the fandom built around it, instead of the insanity of the plot, was a really good move.
Thanks, it was definitely a nice change of pace to talk about whatever the hell we wanted.
As for focusing more on the community that was intentional. I would not have been able to greenlit the homestuck presentation if I went into the plot.
I almost got the presentation shitcanned because for Dave’s slide he had his swords in the back.
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 Oh wow, haha yeah I can totally see a teacher wanting to be really careful about making sure there was only "appropriate content." Yet another reason why covering the plot would have been impossible, lol.
I'm going back to irl school in September and I'm totally making a homestuck cult for all the alt kids to vibe
I love this so fuckin much and you have a great taste in characters
props to you man
bro. this takes balls. gj
Bruh I did a presentation on homestuck sophomore year this is such a MOOD.
I've done a presentation on undertale once,my best work yet
Best writing for the presentation,best reading,least stress and anxiety and best reviews from teacher and classmates
Oh gog, do I have the cringiest story for you.
So I actually DID do something undertale related, but it wasn’t a presentation.
Instead, I did a CHILDREN’S STORY BOOK.
So basically my English/drama teacher gave us an assignment where we not only had to make a simple children’s book and read it, we also were planning on actually READING the book to kids.
So naturally, my cringe high school self thought “let me adapt undertale into a children’s book!” And I was actually given the OK to do that.
So I wrote the book, and I basically had to rewrite the pacifist route to make it so you go to true lab without killing asgore, also had to omit the parts where flowey is a murderer and basically just made him into an asshole who bullies people.
I made the book, realized how cursed it was, and after I read it to the class for practice, I decided to do the voices, and by then my anxiety kicked in and I was like “WOW, this is TERRIBLE!”
So by the time we went to read it to the kids, I decided to Ollie outie the hell out of there because I was terrified that the kids didn’t know what undertale was, as this was back in around 2018-2019, and it was about 3 years after undertale was released, and we were presenting to kindergarteners so they would’ve probably not known what undertale was.
So I opted out of there, didn’t even bother filming it because it was terrible, then I burned the copy of the story and wiped any copy of that storybook.
Part of me does regret not doing the story, as the voices would’ve definitely gotten them interested, but yeah.
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 LMAO THATS FUCKING AMAZING
I hope to one day love someone as much as this guy loves homestuck.
Same
I get ungodly amounts of secondhand embarrassment by watching this
How do you think I feel?
when i graduated high school we had to make a presentation on the skills and such we learned. we could design it any way and i made mine Homestuck themed, it was a masterpiece!!
This has to be me in a past life dude.. major props to you my guy I would not have been able to talk about Hussie in front of my class 😭
This is technically me in a past life. This was years ago now and I’m fundamentally a different person now.
Primarily that I play guitar now lol
this is like an actually pretty good explanation of homestuck good job :D
The fandom? Yes.
The actual story? That presentation would need 2 hours
@@AwkwardHypernerd413 you'd probably have to re read the series
"alrigth .... so , let me tell you abou-"YEAH IM GONNA STOP U RIGTH THERE CUZ IM NOT FALLING 4 THIS SHIT AGAIN
this has similar vibes to me writing a six and a half page self-imposed essay on troll romance quadrants and showing it to my teachers
This guy’s enthusiasm can probably make every page of Homestuck a thrilling experience.