Most Practical Weapons and Armor for a Fantasy Dwarf?

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  • @Skallagrim
    @Skallagrim  7 лет назад +4979

    Since a number of people brought up Shad... Believe it or not, I didn't know he had made a video about dwarves. I have very little time to actually watch videos. Making content and managing a channel of this size is just too time consuming. And besides, RUclips would be a rather deprived place if nobody was "allowed" to talk about a topic that someone else somewhere at some time in history has covered before.

    • @catcatLP
      @catcatLP 7 лет назад +88

      Skallagrim question, how viable would a dwarf with a war hammer be?

    • @hypedrifter1715
      @hypedrifter1715 7 лет назад +128

      You talked about fantasy so... It comes with the nerds... Just ignore them and don't feed them after midnight. Nice video btw.

    • @ABaumstumpf
      @ABaumstumpf 7 лет назад +26

      Shad went over several different weapons, but some f his ideas.. let's call them lunacy - like the dwarves using bows....

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 лет назад +263

      Hammers are mechanically very similar to axes, just heavier. So same idea.

    • @j.m.f5451
      @j.m.f5451 7 лет назад +137

      I think it's fair because you drew some different conclusions than Shad did, talked more on grappling which I thought was really interesting and isn't always brought up. If you're strong, shorter, and better balanced than your opponent...
      Yeah, just get in there and throw 'em around like a barrel of honey for your delicious dwarven mead...

  • @zeframmann1641
    @zeframmann1641 7 лет назад +2691

    "So forget about grappling..."
    NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!!

    • @michaelrizea3108
      @michaelrizea3108 7 лет назад +24

      Zefram Mann I was waiting for that

    • @whyjay9959
      @whyjay9959 7 лет назад +118

      In realistic fantasy dwarf tosses you

    • @Sleepy12ftPanda
      @Sleepy12ftPanda 7 лет назад +15

      Why not just jump on his shield? He may be strong, but I doubt the average dwarf would be able to support your full body weight. It'd probably knock him on his butt and leave him open.

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 7 лет назад +54

      Sleepy 12ft Panda Say goodbye to your ribs in the best case and hello to shitload of broken bones and death.
      You just gave him the advantage. You are in his reach, he's stronger then you and he is using axe.... You are dead.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 7 лет назад +26

      Sleepy 12ft Panda
      That can easily deflected to the side and then he backstabs you while carrying the hornet ring.

  • @thenorup
    @thenorup 4 года назад +907

    An old Dwarven saying goes:
    "All trees are felled at knee-height"
    -Terry Pratchet

    • @rouger1726
      @rouger1726 4 года назад +39

      "I'm telling ye, we born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!"

    • @TheKamiBunny
      @TheKamiBunny 4 года назад +36

      Dont you know dwarves are terrified of trees? Trees constantly invade their homes and destroy their land. The roots suck nutrients of of the very soil they live in and trees take the water dwarves drink. More over trees regenerate and live in large numbers on the surface; a single tree can also produce many offspring to replenish the horde.
      Terrifying.

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 4 года назад +22

      Sir Terry Pratchett*
      Don’t make me break out the dwarf bread...

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 года назад +5

      @Lady Mercy theres an Enemy in sekiro that's like a foot tall that had a wide bamboo-esque hat and they use it to block sword swings and stuff like that.
      They're a pain, and they work KINDA like how you said.

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 4 года назад

      @Lady Mercy ruclips.net/video/JELl21T7e-w/видео.html
      These guys

  • @DoubleWhammy
    @DoubleWhammy 7 лет назад +2001

    Dwarves aren't slow on their feet, they're natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

    • @TheEpicDartfish
      @TheEpicDartfish 5 лет назад +75

      Haha thanks for this. Brought back memories

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 4 года назад +39

      But wasted on cross-country. So I guess you could say...
      *Slips on sunglasses*
      They've got low stamina. YAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHH! xD

    • @weighttan3675
      @weighttan3675 4 года назад +7

      Like alligators

    • @Pomegranate44
      @Pomegranate44 4 года назад +4

      Space Marine they also have better stamina then humans

    • @johnharvath2522
      @johnharvath2522 4 года назад +1

      👍

  • @Kid_illithid
    @Kid_illithid 5 лет назад +1577

    Why aren't the worlds scholars funding this kind of crucial research?

    • @obsidiancrown6111
      @obsidiancrown6111 5 лет назад +4

      Nice

    • @fsdds1488
      @fsdds1488 5 лет назад +36

      Because scholars dont have the money to fund others.

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 5 лет назад +11

      The same reason all of those "research societies" that believe in and try to prove Big Foot exists don't have the money to put cameras up all over the woods.

    • @wraithflaire1639
      @wraithflaire1639 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @ungobungo7986
      @ungobungo7986 5 лет назад

      @@TheDrexxus someone's done no research..uh oh

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 7 лет назад +3121

    6/10 should have used a real dwarf, or at least a bearded child.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 7 лет назад +270

      i don´t think skall has the necessary gold to pay a real dwarf.

    • @beatdeath9962
      @beatdeath9962 7 лет назад +12

      Where would he find one please tell me

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 7 лет назад +42

      A real dwarf, as in someone that really is that short. Not a real live fantasy dwarf.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 6 лет назад +35

      or maybe a bearded gnome.
      does anybody get it?

    • @francisj.rivera9532
      @francisj.rivera9532 6 лет назад +26

      I'd have been happy to volunteer. I'm 5'0" (5'2" with boots) and a dude. Missing the beard though.

  • @drake8050
    @drake8050 7 лет назад +1394

    Forget swords, only short jokes can penetrate dwarf armor.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 лет назад +88

      Only the snark can cut deeply

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 7 лет назад +34

      Drake Sigar And pommels.

    • @thegamesforreal1673
      @thegamesforreal1673 7 лет назад +69

      Oh this brings me memories of one of my first DnD sessions...
      A bard viciously mocking a dwarf to death by insulting his size, i was fucking breathless for 5 minutes straight!

    • @zellarcher
      @zellarcher 7 лет назад +14

      Yeah, but then he penetrates your gut with an axe head.

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 7 лет назад +6

      Jacob Furrow end him rightly!!!

  • @Jamzamurai
    @Jamzamurai 7 лет назад +795

    Honestly that's the flyest padded armor I've ever seen. Skall lookin dope as fuck.

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 7 лет назад +5

      Jake Engoian where tf can I get that but not armor? it looks clean

    • @spacewalker259
      @spacewalker259 7 лет назад +53

      Yeah dude I was thinking he looks like Geralt from the witcher. Bad ass looking armor either way.

    • @flash1face1
      @flash1face1 7 лет назад +1

      yeah looks sick af

    • @n4veybaby
      @n4veybaby 7 лет назад +5

      Jake Engoian LORD SKALLAGRIM

    • @DrakkarCalethiel
      @DrakkarCalethiel 7 лет назад +1

      Jake Engoian I think it's from armstreet, their stuff is just awesome.

  • @Devystator1
    @Devystator1 6 лет назад +167

    I love how Skall is just teaching us how to fight a dwarf.

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 10 месяцев назад +5

      Or more accurately, teaching us why we SHOULDN'T fight a dwarf.

  • @JayChampagne
    @JayChampagne 7 лет назад +1509

    I now feel slightly better prepared for a dwarven apocalypse.

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 7 лет назад +94

      Jay Champagne One day they will emerge from their mountain halls to take back what's rightfully theirs.
      But then they see that people are being born dwarves and elves and start up local businesses that grow into Megacorps.

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 7 лет назад +12

      WarMachineBrony I feel like that's a shadowrun reference lol

    • @davidcrawford9407
      @davidcrawford9407 7 лет назад +5

      I'm coming for you beware the dwarves!

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 лет назад +4

      slightly
      slightly

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 7 лет назад +4

      Nah, our great grandchildren will deal with that...

  • @Dude3210123456
    @Dude3210123456 7 лет назад +857

    the tall grass makes it look like he's an actual dwarf

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 6 лет назад +42

      Dude3210123456
      i think he went for that with the robes and the grass

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +27

      @@A-G-F- and the hair and beard

    • @qgqsrg1
      @qgqsrg1 5 лет назад +2

      With freaky long arms for his size xD

    • @rostigerrolf4490
      @rostigerrolf4490 5 лет назад +1

      And the belly.

    • @qgqsrg1
      @qgqsrg1 5 лет назад

      @What' Ev i meant that dwarfs have shorter arms than an average adult human, but that is ignored in this vid.

  • @EgaoKage
    @EgaoKage 7 лет назад +655

    I think an often over-looked element in the "fighting a fantasy Dwarf" equation is: experience. In every fantasy source I've seen, Dwarves both live much longer than Humans and are further along in years when they begin venturing abroad (outside the shelter of their homeland). So, the Dwarf you're encountering has likely had a lot more time to refine their martial skills. In all likelihood, they literally began their training before you were even born.

    • @TheDude4515
      @TheDude4515 7 лет назад +65

      shit, sometimes they began training before the nation our fighting for was founded.

    • @BruceForte
      @BruceForte 7 лет назад +132

      And that little fully bearded, incredibly buff man is just a teenager.

    • @homeycdawg
      @homeycdawg 7 лет назад +125

      Not to mention fantasy dwarves are usually depicted as being incredibly strong for their size, meaning their equipment is likely much heavier, sturdier, and more durable than yours. And their strength would allow them to wield those much stronger weapon without affecting their limited mobility.

    • @damienvalentine5043
      @damienvalentine5043 7 лет назад +104

      If we're talking culture as well as biology... In every fantasy setting I'm familiar with, the dwarf force is always going to be outnumbered by any given enemy force -- potentially even by *elves* -- and they know it. They're also agoraphobic, or at least nervous in open and brightly-lit spaces, because so much of their day-to-day life is spent underground. So the question becomes, not what weapon works best for a short-and-stocky body type, but what weapon works best for close-packed formations and/or restricted terrain, while neutralizing large numbers of enemies at once? I don't know what the answer to that question is...though I have a sneaking suspicion it's "land mines".

    • @stupidburp
      @stupidburp 7 лет назад +43

      In close formations with restricted options for flanking shield wall tactics dominate. Weapons used could be short such as Roman gladius but in a tunnel many ranks of long spears such as with Greek hoplite phalanx would also be a good option.

  • @tobiasschwarzberger2267
    @tobiasschwarzberger2267 5 лет назад +488

    I Always figured that dwarves Penchant for one handed axes came from Fighting wars against other dwarves, Underground in tunnels that would rarely be very accomodating to larger weapons. And that they would obviously use longer weapons when Fighting against the big folk, while still keeping their trusty axe or hammer at their belt for emergencies. I think it is a reasonable Explanation for why Fantasy dwarves seem to so often have short one handed axes.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft 4 года назад +42

      Interesting theory. Along those lines both axes and especially bludgeons like hammers tend to be more effective against layered suits of armor.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 4 года назад +14

      Odds are that fighting axes would all have a spike or pick on the back for dealing with armor.
      Edit, the other thing is that they can carry more armor on less body, so getting in close is a viable option, especially as they would be out ranged by a human with a similar weapon. In a unit longer weapons would be useful, but one on one odds are that the dwarf will never get the range advantage.

    • @KhairulFadzlyAKarim
      @KhairulFadzlyAKarim 4 года назад +20

      I always thought their axe are bigger and heavier, Dwarves are stronger than human so they can bear heavier weight. Imagine them wearing full armor barreling down the tunnel at a fast sprint with their large shield in front. In tight spaces where you can’t evade, they are going to hit you like a ton of bricks, try to defend that.

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 4 года назад +12

      I’ve always thought it was the natural progression from the pickaxe. A blade is much handier in confined spaces.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 4 года назад +3

      It’s probably a cultural thing

  • @FreaXxShoW
    @FreaXxShoW 7 лет назад +584

    [Viciously takes down notes for future DMing]

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 7 лет назад +873

    But you forgot the most important fact about Dwarves. They're natural sprinters and very dangerous over short distances.

    • @bradenalder9016
      @bradenalder9016 6 лет назад +22

      Yes with the exception of a dwarfen slayer they can run for long periods of time as they tend to fight things many many times bigger then them and all with out armor

    • @mathieuseres49
      @mathieuseres49 5 лет назад +59

      and sometimes they can be thrown against uruks but you have to dont tell it to the elf

    • @SahnigReingeloetet
      @SahnigReingeloetet 5 лет назад +27

      But remember they burn out quickly because of their „genetics“ and not because of their preferred diet of beer and pastry

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 5 лет назад +4

      Which is kind of true. Crossing distances fast isn't only about leg length. My dog is faster than me despite his limbs are like 10 times shorter.
      BTW Although not really true for all Dwarves. In _Witcher_ they are great at long-distances, not short.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 5 лет назад +5

      03:29 Skallagrim is very wrong. Actually the shorter person has better footwork and can catch more distance than the taller one.

  • @jmcantila9104
    @jmcantila9104 6 лет назад +126

    That other guys spent such a long time on his knees I actually forgot he wasn't a dwarf

    • @joshuataft5541
      @joshuataft5541 3 года назад +5

      I felt bad for him too..you see him sighing ...I bet hes thinking..man when can I stand up...things we do for a vidio lol

    • @jekyle1980
      @jekyle1980 3 года назад +3

      It’s that big beard he was rocking. 🤓

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 7 месяцев назад

      I'm quite proud of the community that in 6 years no one has made a Yo Momma joke out of that set up.

  • @SAsgarters
    @SAsgarters 7 лет назад +4743

    The most practical weapon for a dwarf is a shotgun.

    • @vladamirkalashnikov3704
      @vladamirkalashnikov3704 7 лет назад +90

      SAsgarters
      shadowrun, eh?

    • @SAsgarters
      @SAsgarters 7 лет назад +45

      Nah. I know next to nothing about Shadowrun. I know a few players, but that's it.

    • @iepvienredstoneHuy007
      @iepvienredstoneHuy007 7 лет назад +148

      SAsgarters what about pocket-canon? Cause dwarf have lower center grav mean more knockback-force-resistance.

    • @Mike-zx7lq
      @Mike-zx7lq 7 лет назад +18

      As it is for pretty much anybody.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 7 лет назад +70

      Actually a shotgun would be better for fishing (dwarves aren't famous for their subtilety)

  • @taproot0619
    @taproot0619 7 лет назад +1612

    "Dwarves are natural sprinters! very dangerous over short distances..." LOTR.

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 7 лет назад +156

      Matthew Hoots Makes sense. Short, but very powerful legs. It'd be like trying to outrun a dog; certainly doable, but in the short-term(no pun intended), you're going to lose every time by virtue of steps taken.

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 7 лет назад +28

      sprinting dogs do not have short stubby legs. tolkien fucked up his lore dwarves are not natural sprinters

    • @gamongames
      @gamongames 7 лет назад +131

      Omg, the proud bullshitting dwarf of the story told a large tale about his race's feats to a rival?
      Tolkien certailny didnt think it through

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 лет назад +4

      Matthew Hoots oh Gimili, bullshit is an ugly color for you.

    • @bioniclegoblin6495
      @bioniclegoblin6495 6 лет назад +13

      Matthew Hoots Can someone tell me who TF said that? If it was Gimli again... ah well.
      I mean, weren't they known to have great endurance etc?

  • @Mellowcanuck33
    @Mellowcanuck33 6 лет назад +409

    You've entered grappling range.
    Your dwarven opponent roars."You're going noooo where. I gotchu for three minutes!"

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 4 года назад +34

      Three minutes of playtime!

    • @mercerfrey9427
      @mercerfrey9427 4 года назад +24

      Bonesaw is readyyyy

    • @KermXe
      @KermXe 4 года назад +13

      Roll for strength

    • @alex3wielki
      @alex3wielki 4 года назад +3

      "let's talk now" xD

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 4 года назад

      You get just outside his striking range. you fukin kick his sheild

  • @jekyle1980
    @jekyle1980 3 года назад +84

    Neither my 8-yr-old son or I have any training in medieval weapons but just FYI, whenever we spar (with foam weapons) he raises his heater shield up over his head and focuses on my legs. He holds his own blocking a lot of my attacks, and just targets my legs. I’ve found that protecting my legs from attacks is actually pretty hard!

    • @DeMac10
      @DeMac10 2 года назад +18

      Just like in boxing, the shorter boxer has to look out for head shots more, but can slam the taller opponents body a lot easier, and vice versa!

    • @Al_Straik
      @Al_Straik 2 года назад +4

      That's extremely cute

  • @birb7271
    @birb7271 7 лет назад +379

    Shad's video didn't have real life testing and nobody has a patent on dwarf weapon videos. I'd love to see more stuff like this from Skallagrim.

    • @thiagodeoliveira1727
      @thiagodeoliveira1727 7 лет назад +15

      it would make a nice video series/playlist

    • @HuchiaZ
      @HuchiaZ 7 лет назад +5

      Breaking Balance agreed to you both. I'd be ecstatic for a whole playlist

    • @Odinson224
      @Odinson224 7 лет назад +1

      Agreed, that would be awesome!

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero 7 лет назад +1

      @Hauke Holst
      Actually, they were pretty similar. Shad felt that the dwarf needed a longer weapon to give him better reach. Although, he was thinking the larger shield. But the problem revealed with that in this video was that such a large shield would be hard to see around. I think he even had the same sorts of ideas concerning armor.

  • @kaymansolo
    @kaymansolo 5 лет назад +1198

    I am curious why you use a new friend every time you test armor and weapons...

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 5 лет назад +56

      You know why :)

    • @SleepMoover
      @SleepMoover 4 года назад +43

      @DeadlyNeedle ! Yeah that's the joke

    • @ultrawhale1712
      @ultrawhale1712 4 года назад +28

      @DeadlyNeedle ! You didn't need to explain it

    • @SleepMoover
      @SleepMoover 4 года назад +16

      @DeadlyNeedle ! and kill the joke in the process of doing so, wp

    • @ultrawhale1712
      @ultrawhale1712 4 года назад +10

      @DeadlyNeedle ! You must be fun at parties

  • @mattbritzius570
    @mattbritzius570 6 лет назад +572

    In almost every fantasy world, Dwarves are much stronger than men. Sort of a balance to their shortness.

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 лет назад +88

      Well, a shorter body tend to have a denser body, so yes they are stronger

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst 4 года назад +73

      @Kevin Warburton In the warhammer universe they are short, bearded gorillas with ham sized fists and arms longer than their legs. They could basically strangle you with one hand.

    • @Technoanima
      @Technoanima 4 года назад +41

      Not a balance. Physics and environment.
      Taller dwarves would have a huge disadvantage travelling, fighting and navigating in tunnels.

    • @coolintuitivename4910
      @coolintuitivename4910 4 года назад +39

      Lower center of gravity means that you are more difficult to knock over but your enemy is more easy to topple. Thats why rugby players get so low

    • @mattbritzius570
      @mattbritzius570 4 года назад +3

      @@Technoanima Not if they made bigger tunnels.

  • @cwk18
    @cwk18 5 лет назад +288

    Now, do a tutorial on slaying a globin.
    I really need that

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 лет назад +42

      Go ask goblin slayer for that

    • @azekia
      @azekia 4 года назад +20

      Shortsword and small shield, their blood is too sticky so you will hace to use their weapons and always remember: They are not smart but they aren't completly fools

    • @dirkloid4261
      @dirkloid4261 4 года назад +8

      If it's youst one goblin with no spechil training at all faising you in a one on one without a surprise attack you should not have mutch problems winning even if you youst have a long stick or st like it I mean they are mutch weaker than an adult human

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 4 года назад +3

      Karen's crotch goblin?

    • @Potato-pn8sg
      @Potato-pn8sg 4 года назад +7

      Just KICK them.

  • @clantaylor
    @clantaylor 7 лет назад +820

    Pick on someone your own size Skallagrim :P

    • @connerdale4221
      @connerdale4221 7 лет назад +48

      Tell that to a dwarf!

    • @Heranara
      @Heranara 7 лет назад +15

      Don't worry give the Dwarf a box to stand on and they're on Equal standing.

    • @connerdale4221
      @connerdale4221 7 лет назад +7

      +Heranara Yeah. Gimli actually should've accepted Legolas' offer on that box

    • @navels553
      @navels553 7 лет назад

      BAZOOPER

    • @legion999
      @legion999 7 лет назад +8

      Dont worry, that dwarf will cut him down to size

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 7 лет назад +263

    oh, i thought your friend was an actual dwarf for a sec

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 7 лет назад +203

    I'm around 95% sure that most dwarven armaments woudl be around hammers, warpicks and tower shields. The simple reason for this is that I assume that they fought each other before they start fighting anyone else and that they live inside mountains. (And they are usually portrayed as isolationists, so fighting each other more seems likely).
    This means that a lot of warfare is fought in tunnels, caves and the such and their natural tool from which weapons can be developed are hammers and pickaxes. Tunnels can be easily blocked off by a good shield wall and short-handled weapons are better in close quarters than long ones. Even so I assume polearms would come in handy in many situations too and especially against larger opponents. And then of course siege weapons since not only can they effective defend a tunnel by themselves. (You don't need to aim your scorpion), but may shoot the cave walls to create localized cave-ins too.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 лет назад +21

      in fiction dwarves mostly fight goblins and not dwarves (if one mine is a city then its unlikely they will meat another dwarven army. so what they use depends on the goblins/orcs which in the tolkien books whear chain mail and use shields (but only the knights of dol amroth are given anyform of plate in the books so thats a mute point) so their main weapon would be swords if they are unarmoured or only partially armoured, spears work too, if they look like the orcs/goblins in Moria from the lord of the rings movie then war hammers and pickaxes as they had plate.

    • @Grothgerek
      @Grothgerek 6 лет назад +26

      Dwarfes never fight themself. They have enough enemies they must focus. They already have the disadvantage over other races that they can get pretty old, but also have a low born rate. In other words, every dead dwarf is a huge tragedy for their clan.

    • @tomi4104
      @tomi4104 5 лет назад +3

      Even if they were fighting each other, imagine how annoying would be a guy with 2meters spear when your reach is about half a meter.

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe 5 лет назад +10

      The problem with long weapons as a dwarf is that since you're fighting in and moving around tunnels, being able to turn around if you get outflanked (side tunnels connecting to the tunnel you're in, for example) is very difficult. Low ceilings, narrow passages etc might mean that it's impossible to turn your spear/long axe etc to be pointy end towards enemy.

    • @vizerandevir6422
      @vizerandevir6422 5 лет назад +8

      Hammers, warpicks and crossbows. Glad somebody else gets it. Polearms and swords are for humans in their grassy fields.

  • @appa609
    @appa609 5 лет назад +52

    I just realized that dwarves have a huge advantage in hand to hand combat against humans in that their defense direction is disjoint from their attack direction. They can keep their shields raised up almost all the time and this would in no way block them from attacking your legs.

  • @TheSilverPhoenix100
    @TheSilverPhoenix100 7 лет назад +406

    To be fair the only time a dwarf uses a tower shield at least in Tolkiens lore is when they are in a phalanx and forming a shield wall which sort of eliminates the problem you presented otherwise they usually use a two handed axe, maul, or one handed weapon/shield combonation

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 лет назад +8

      which battle was this, i feel like it was in the Silmarillion,

    • @musicplaylists59
      @musicplaylists59 6 лет назад +58

      in the Hobbit the dwarf soldiers in Dain's army are described as using large two handed mattocks. I thought that was quite interesting, I dont remember hearing of mattocks being used as weapons before.

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 6 лет назад +45

      @Tessa Kristiansen
      I guess nothing gets more dwarven than attacking someone with a broad-headed pickaxe.

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 6 лет назад +20

      same in some other sources.
      and in some dwarves never get mentioned with tower shields.
      i usually picture a two handed axe/hammer or a axe or hammer and a smaller round shield. almost viking like in set up.

    • @AstrumG2V
      @AstrumG2V 5 лет назад +34

      The idea of a dwarven phalanx should be extremely terrifying as a fighting force. Dwarves, from what I've read up on different lores, are about 120 kilograms on average. Imagine a long wall of thick iron shields with a way lower center of gravity than a normal shield wall. That thing ain't moving! :o

  • @olivierbassin286
    @olivierbassin286 7 лет назад +154

    Dayum Skall! You look like a Lord in that outfit! Suits you really well :3

  • @NaN-noCZ
    @NaN-noCZ 2 года назад +9

    It’s so funny the grass covers William’s legs well enough that if you don’t focus on it, he actually looks like a dwarf with exceptionally short legs and a long everything else.

  • @harjutapa
    @harjutapa 4 года назад +97

    Dwarves fighting in formation with m,ini-scutum, Roman style. With slashing spears (so like mini glaives).
    Seems like, combined with their stereotypical discipline, they'd be very tough opponents in mass combat.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 года назад +10

      It's hard to use a slashing spear effectively with a shield. However, dwarves are often depicted as being unusually heavily armored (it's easy to get the metal when your entire civilization is based around mining, and they have less area to cover relative to their strength) so I would forego the shield and just use polearms as the preferred melee weapons, although my choices for those would be something more akin to a halberd, bill, bec-de-corbin, or pollaxe.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 года назад +2

      @@alexanderflack566 Agreed. Tho I think he means the style which the front row has the shields and the second row has the spears/ glaives in both hands reaching thru.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 года назад +1

      @@Hashbeast Yeah, but the dwarves in the front row would limit the back row's ability to wield their weapons effectively. It's difficult to fight around someone else, and not especially necessary with every dwarf in plate armor (plus, they already have a reach disadvantage; an enemy could stab someone in the front row while remaining out of reach of those in the second row).

    • @21stcenturykelt
      @21stcenturykelt 3 года назад +1

      @@alexanderflack566 Nah, it works fine (source, wielding 9 foot spears behind a shield wall at many SCA events.)

    • @YesComrrrade
      @YesComrrrade Год назад

      Perhaps instead of a glaive, a bill hook might be more effective. Its the same forward backwards movement of a spear with some slashing capacity from the hook

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 7 лет назад +19

    You gotta admire Skall's dedication,He found us a real fantasy Dwarf,those are quite rare nowadays

  • @papadragon6975
    @papadragon6975 7 лет назад +1077

    perhaps at that height the balls are a pretty good target. so maybe a warhammer so you can call it the nutcracker

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand 7 лет назад +48

    7:55 - "Spears are a pain in your butt, or anything really."
    I say that what you really want to avoid is having to deal with spears being a pain in your crotch.

  • @crimsonfists6224
    @crimsonfists6224 4 года назад +192

    A very important issue that most people tend to forget
    Dwarves don’t fight as individuals in most fantasy settings. They fight as a unit. In that case a combo of a tower shield+short axe is extremely viable, as you have to face a basically impenetrable wall of shields that forces you to defend your legs(which are a bitch to guard in a formation) and can simply decimate front lines by crippling their legs without giving an opening to attack.
    In case of a duel yeah, a dwarf is screwed if he cannot close the gap. But in a formation this issue is basically non-existent, as there is simply less to hit, and a medium sized shield already coveres most of a body, with a tower shield like that in a shield wall you don’t actually HAVE to see you enemy. You need to close the distance and chop off a foot for example or bust a knee. Kind of like the Roman legion tactics, but with axes instead of short swords)

    • @thomasmendoza7728
      @thomasmendoza7728 4 года назад +16

      Tru that. But wouldn't spears be better for that anyways? They could create monstrously powerful phalanxes

    • @crimsonfists6224
      @crimsonfists6224 4 года назад +18

      Thomas Mendoza it may primarily depend on what they may be trying to achieve. Of it is holding a specific objective, be it a choke point or holding out for as long as possible, then yeah-spears are an extremely powerful tool for doing just that. However, if your task is to attack, or better yet-outright destroy the enemy, then it is better to have the aforementioned axes to cripple the enemies. Spears are still very viable for anything rather than the very first line-while it chops the enemy’s legs off, their buddies in the second or third rank poke them with spears to create a huge nuisance at worst and a nightmare at best
      Shame I didn’t think of it earlier)
      Also, they very well interchange these weapons depending on where they are-it’s not like they can’t sling an axe on a hip or behind the back)

    • @thomasmendoza7728
      @thomasmendoza7728 4 года назад +23

      @@crimsonfists6224 True! They could even use halberds! Now that would be a terrifying sight for charging calvary. I wish more fantasy thought of this stuff, cuz it actually is a lot cooler than the normal tropes

    • @crimsonfists6224
      @crimsonfists6224 4 года назад +16

      Thomas Mendoza well, it would be pretty much an unstoppable force if you think about it)
      Elves use primarily bows and very light armour and melee weapons, orks prefer somewhat lower-quality(to say the least) gear and have sub-par training, and humans are...well, humans.
      The only thing I can think of that can mess this thing’s day in a fantasy setting are trolls, dragons and heavy artillery. In melee though...
      You are figuratively screwed)
      Especially if the dwarves have halberds)
      Although I think they would go the Lucerne hammer way-they are dwarves after all, and these hammers are no less deadly than halberds, in the hands of the dwarves with their superior strength though...I would NOT want to be on the receiving end of this thing)

    • @px6883
      @px6883 4 года назад +15

      @@thomasmendoza7728 That's a terrifying image for every orc! I think dwarves don't do that because they are used to fighting underground, where spears can sometimes be quite unhandy. Also, a spear from a dwarf's perspective is much bigger than it is from a human's perspective, therefore not as useful. Out in the open, however, a phalanx of dwarves with spears (maybe smaller ones) would be almost unbeatable.

  • @aidenkoontz8188
    @aidenkoontz8188 7 лет назад +1461

    "Can't move very fast" "Can't cover distance very fast"
    DWARVES ARE NATURAL SPRINTARS, VEERY DEADLY OVA SHORT DISTANCES!

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 лет назад +15

      Aiden Koontz to the top with you good sir

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 7 лет назад +72

      Also: they don't cover distances fast... but they cover them steadily and more enduring than humans

    • @kuronoroux8864
      @kuronoroux8864 7 лет назад +7

      Aiden Koontz These fuckers were a pain in Dark Souls II

    • @Darlos9D
      @Darlos9D 7 лет назад +23

      And humans are already pretty enduring when steadily covering long distances, so that's saying something.

    • @ivain8704
      @ivain8704 7 лет назад +33

      And humans IRL are the big stamina hunters. Dwarves must be nature's worst nightmare

  • @DarkValorWolf
    @DarkValorWolf 7 лет назад +17

    5:10 a dwarf with its mobillity (not a stationary human on its knees) could push the sword up (and to the left) take one or two steps forward and come in with its short axe where as at this point you would have no use for the length of your sword, this could only be defended against by potentially jumping over the dwarf which would be immensly dangerous or switching to a dagger which would still leave you at a disadvantage to the axe, the dwarf could almost instantly be at its running speed because of the momentum so stepping back would put you at an even greater disadvantage.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 7 лет назад

      DarkValorWolf and the human simply wouldn't let him or would move to the side etc.

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 7 лет назад +4

      wouldn't let him? wouldn't let him do what? (if you mean push away the sword, that's not even possible, dwarves are way too strong to let the human resist him, there is also no way to move the sword as any movement that would allow you to maybe hit the dwarf would expose you) If the guy was even able to react fast enough to an immediate reaction and moved to the side the dwarf could, in this case, step to the left as well to counter and stay in close range, and maybe even throw himself at the guy with his shield aimed more to the upper left to assure his opponent can't use his sword, using his weight and low point of gravity agaist the guys torso while while simultaniously swinging with his axe. Once the dwarf gets his shield under the sword and gets up close there are so many things he could do and can counter pretty much anything the human may try. These were just a few of the examples I can give.

  • @Troommate
    @Troommate 7 лет назад +56

    Having the first person perspective with the shield is really interesting.
    A great example I found is in LOTR Five armies using smaller shields.

    • @Xythol
      @Xythol 7 лет назад +5

      Troommate I absolutely loved the shield wall in that, perfect.

    • @kevinlobos5519
      @kevinlobos5519 7 лет назад +9

      to then get the elves jumping over it and not get crushed between the dward and goblin armies like it should have happened because Peter Jackson faps at elves.

    • @theblindmuysk3156
      @theblindmuysk3156 7 лет назад

      Kevin Lobos could have been more like Helm's Deep, where all of those elves were killed by the Uruk Hai.

  • @AylashWindstorm
    @AylashWindstorm 6 лет назад +17

    I'm actually in the process of writing a fantasy novel and this video has given me a thousand ideas for writing better combat scenes. Thank you so much!

    • @AkenValle
      @AkenValle 10 месяцев назад +1

      Did you ever finish it?

  • @PineappleKing2323
    @PineappleKing2323 7 лет назад +196

    14:40 "The dwarfs have their mass distributed pretty low" ...Snake was shocked

    • @nikolilowenherz1547
      @nikolilowenherz1547 7 лет назад +6

      Huh.... what was that noise?!... argh just a dwarf having a fight

    • @beatdeath9962
      @beatdeath9962 7 лет назад +6

      Yes snake was caught and fighting with a dwarf using cqc

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 6 лет назад

      beatdeath 99 It ended poorly...

    • @soos4719
      @soos4719 6 лет назад +1

      What snake?

    • @wsxtgbujm581
      @wsxtgbujm581 6 лет назад +1

      Snake?!?! SNAKE?!?! SNAAAAAKE!!

  • @gottmaschine836
    @gottmaschine836 7 лет назад +174

    I think a Phalanx of dwarfs with tower shields would be awesome

    • @Calimbandil87
      @Calimbandil87 7 лет назад +4

      Indeed. With Roman armor as well. The ability to deal with cuts from above will be really useful. The reinforced helmets and shoulders while keeping the lower body relatively free for movement seem suitable for a race that is strong and hardy and usually fighting people taller than themselves.

    • @viliphied
      @viliphied 7 лет назад +3

      It would be great for fighting in enclosed spaces like underground tunnels, but on the surface the dwarves relative immobility and small stature would only exacerbate the natural disadvantages of the phalanx.

    • @Zankaroo
      @Zankaroo 7 лет назад +2

      Well a phalanx is a tactic just like any other you wouldn't use it in an open field.

    • @Calimbandil87
      @Calimbandil87 7 лет назад +1

      Indeed. The dwarves would not fight that often in an open field though. In almost all lore dwarves are generally focused on the defence of their holds, mines and fortresses. In an open field I think they would probably fight in a maniple, with a lot of missile support for taking out cavalry and other fast targets.

    • @Zankaroo
      @Zankaroo 7 лет назад +6

      Now I want to make a Dwarven artificer than invents a ballista bolt that is a MIRV and sprays magic missiles and fireballs everywhere.

  • @couchbear6108
    @couchbear6108 5 лет назад +192

    Your "dwarf" looks like Zoltan from Witcher series IRL

  • @chrissmyth7769
    @chrissmyth7769 6 лет назад +37

    "Making it easier to exploit any opening, of which there are many" one of my favorite quotes

  • @charlespk2008
    @charlespk2008 7 лет назад +80

    i am fairly certain that a tower shield should never stand taller then the eyes of the user, thus a DWARVEN tower shield would not have much of a problem

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 7 лет назад +462

    16:45 for *Aggressively Advances in a Dwarven Manner.*
    Thank me later.

  • @Krantz86
    @Krantz86 7 лет назад +49

    This video explains so much of what i've seen in Dwarf Fortress, single dwarf shieldwalls, master wrestlers taking down fow after foe...

    • @FrejthKing
      @FrejthKing 6 лет назад +2

      Theodus Krantz Dwarf Babies are killing machines

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 лет назад +9

      1. Topple a guy
      2. Rip off his throat with your fucking teeth
      3. Repeat untill no foes in sight.

  • @johnharvath2522
    @johnharvath2522 4 года назад +14

    As a long,long time dwarf player. I always wondered how a dwarf would do in real combat. You guys are freaking awesome 👍🤘

  • @ninjaxenomorph
    @ninjaxenomorph 7 лет назад +66

    This is one of my new favorite videos of yours, Skall. Definitely passing this around my RPG group.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 лет назад +79

      Believe it or not, I've actually not seen that video before.

    • @jmk3178
      @jmk3178 7 лет назад +29

      Did you just assume his inspiration!?

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 7 лет назад

      It's a common thing to think if you study medieval fighting and you like medieval fantasy. Both youtubers are into that. Also, the way they made the videos was pretty different

  • @HelDracul
    @HelDracul 7 лет назад +145

    Zoltan? Is that you?

  • @ryanduffy45
    @ryanduffy45 6 лет назад +58

    Your backyard looks like a setting from a fantasy movie. 👍

  • @jamesseiter4576
    @jamesseiter4576 6 лет назад +35

    I feel like Dwarves would have much better armor than humans as well. Say a full suit of armor for a human weighs 60 pounds; a Dwarf would be at least as strong as a human so could also wear 60 pounds of armor just as comfortably, but because they're so much smaller, that 60 pounds of armor would be much thicker, but the dwarf would be just as mobile. And that doesn't even address that in most fantasy settings including Dwarves, they are the best forgers and metal workers of the realm, so their armor would be of a higher quality anyway.
    I guess my point being I see a dwarf in full plate with a two-handed pole weapon being pretty damn intimidating. I think large almost artillery-type pieces like a Roman scorpion or ballista would be the best way to handle a bunch of Dwarves. Even more so considering Dwarves would likely be a slower moving target than Humans given their shorter legs.
    And nobody grapples a Dwarf!

    • @KevinWarburton-tv2iy
      @KevinWarburton-tv2iy 11 месяцев назад

      Dwarves would have their scorpions & ballista for counter-battery.

  • @marcinmon7551
    @marcinmon7551 7 лет назад +45

    Skall, that's the type of content I come to this channel for! Keep up the good work and soon the stats analytics gods shall look at you more favourably ;)

  • @Hutchie281081
    @Hutchie281081 7 лет назад +299

    14:40 when the guards notice you doing a dwarf fighting tutorial

  • @Wanderer628
    @Wanderer628 7 лет назад +276

    Looking pretty dope in that Skall :D

    • @Darlos9D
      @Darlos9D 7 лет назад +28

      He looks like the villain from something.

    • @Gunnar120
      @Gunnar120 7 лет назад +26

      Darlos9D like the villain from mid 2000s fantasy, or a hero from mid 2010s fantasy.

    • @buddyallred1488
      @buddyallred1488 7 лет назад +2

      Ursine armor from witcher 3

  • @Benzy670
    @Benzy670 4 года назад +19

    Skall saying, “screw you puny human!” as a dwarf is hilarious.

  • @MetoTMGchill1004
    @MetoTMGchill1004 7 лет назад +75

    Whatever Skall's wearing looks dope af

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 лет назад +19

      Gambeson "padded armor" with mitten style gauntlets.

  • @deafidue5535
    @deafidue5535 7 лет назад +326

    I want that gambeson.

  • @eliasvandewiere8334
    @eliasvandewiere8334 7 лет назад +37

    Am I the only one who thinks a Shad - Skall collab would be awesome? Too bad they live at the other end of the globe to eachother.

    • @chriss2031
      @chriss2031 7 лет назад +5

      Well, they can still do video conferences.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 7 лет назад +2

      wouldnt need to even format it like that, could literally be 2 separate videos that cut between each other with voice overlays to give the illusion of live conversation

  • @soulofresolve9514
    @soulofresolve9514 4 года назад +38

    Great thing for a dwarf: a good helmet. Their head would be a lot easier to hit than someone who’s average height.

    • @paulbadtram748
      @paulbadtram748 3 года назад +7

      Good thing they have strong necks to carry a heavy helmets.

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 2 года назад +1

      They grapple you and headbutt you, and that's good night for you

  • @punchdrunkatheist
    @punchdrunkatheist 6 лет назад +149

    A dwarven army with mithril pommels.

  • @Giltia
    @Giltia 7 лет назад +56

    "There's like half a knee I can go for."
    ODDJOB IS OP.

  • @LewisFawley
    @LewisFawley 7 лет назад +49

    We need a recruitment campaign to get more dwarves into HEMA

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728 4 года назад +21

    14:48 additionally, dwarves are often depicted as living in caves and mines, so they'd have plenty of access to metal

    • @DALKurumiTokisaki
      @DALKurumiTokisaki 4 года назад +3

      I think most interpretations just flat out depict dwarves being master smiths as well so a Dwarf being head to toe in high quality plate armor is right on brand (best example of this is Iron Breakers from Warhammer Fantasy).

  • @Ragercrusader
    @Ragercrusader 7 лет назад +157

    That gambeson, i must have that gambeson. Where can i get that exact one. It looks amazing

    • @nore11996
      @nore11996 6 лет назад +9

      Same thing here, I just spend one hour trying to find it online ...

    • @Vinderex
      @Vinderex 6 лет назад +20

      @@nore11996 Looks like the Asian Gambeson from Armstreet
      armstreet.com/store/armor/armor-padding-asian-type-long-gambeson

  • @RmRoyalflush
    @RmRoyalflush 7 лет назад +34

    They should make Games and Movies based on this, i would love to see "realistic" dwarven fights in fantasy, or any fight actually. In Games Dwarves are usually as fast as anyone else, but this shows how strong in defense they are.

    • @RmRoyalflush
      @RmRoyalflush 7 лет назад

      Also, does that mean that smaller humans are more effective in plate armor because of the fact that their center of gravity is lower?

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 лет назад +1

      Eh... bear in mind that these are all things the dwarf could _try_ to do. That doesn't mean he'll succeed or that the human will necessarily be hit if he does. Dwarves only have one defensive advantage: shields provide greater coverage.
      Also a lot of this stuff falls apart once you have groups. A group of humans with spears/spears and shields would annihilate a group of dwarves with spears and shields. Trying to bind and close against a polearm is much harder when the opponent has a buddy on either side. Armour would be something of an equaliser but not entirely. Armoured humans with halberds/pollaxes would still have an advantage over armoured dwarves.
      Are smaller people more effective in armour? I don't know but a lot of what Skall was saying depends on the small individual being stronger. Smaller humans tend to be weaker than larger humans so it probably doesn't apply.

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 лет назад

      Sure. The last bit of my comment was about OP's question of whether smaller human are more effective in armour than larger humans and I don't think that's the case.

    • @trustypatches8372
      @trustypatches8372 7 лет назад

      Robert R I do because of the increased protection while having a smaller target but on the flip side that decrease their overall speed so... it depends on the situation like it does normal sized people

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 лет назад +1

      +mini minotuar People always say so and so "depends on the situation", which is true but kind of missing the point. Even when there are contextual factors, one can still be favoured most of the time and therefore be called generally superior. e.g. Reach isn't _always_ favourable but it is often enough that you can call a spear better than a dagger. Similarly, larger humans almost always have an advantage when fighting smaller humans so we can say being bigger is simply better in combat (for a human).
      (P.S. I don't know about dwarf physiology. As I've said repeatedly, I'm *not* talking about dwarves. I'm answering OP's question about different sized humans in armour.)

  • @od1401
    @od1401 7 лет назад +194

    14:41 - did I hear the MGS stealth broken alert?!

  • @sanguiniusszuiriel4984
    @sanguiniusszuiriel4984 5 лет назад +2

    I highly respect your attention to both the topic at hand, and proper technique and physical representation

  • @orangeaeronaut9384
    @orangeaeronaut9384 7 лет назад +24

    Perhaps a spiked boot would come in handy if the dwarf were to come in grappling range. A few good kicks with a spiked boot could possibly be lethal.

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 7 лет назад +488

    Best solution is to have a human and a dwarf fighting on the same side. First, unscrew your pommel and give it to the dwarf. Then pick up the dwarf and toss him at the enemy. The dwarf then ends him rightly. This works very well in a siege situation. A true weapon of terror!

    • @mindbreak666
      @mindbreak666 7 лет назад +13

      Thomas M why don't you have 300 dwarves passing a pommel at each other in a single turn?

    • @dankbullet7891
      @dankbullet7891 7 лет назад +48

      The problem is that you never toss a dwarf

    • @sarojolibois6088
      @sarojolibois6088 7 лет назад +3

      Thomas M scourge of mankind

    • @larfanformersalat0220
      @larfanformersalat0220 7 лет назад +20

      Thomas M But don't tell the elf!

    • @spooky4124
      @spooky4124 7 лет назад +11

      Throwing Dwarfs, the deadliest weapon aside from the pommel

  • @AlwaysReason
    @AlwaysReason 6 лет назад +89

    The best thing for a dwarf is a flat hat, so that party members can keep drinks on it.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 6 лет назад +6

      AlwaysReason 'party' members
      well played.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 4 года назад +2

      I spit out me ale

    • @EXTREME-DIARRHEA-BLASTING
      @EXTREME-DIARRHEA-BLASTING 4 года назад +1

      That's racist!

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 4 года назад +1

      At the pub maybe. But in a brawl the dwarf will be telling you to hold his ale!

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 3 года назад

      I wouldn't leave my drink anywhere within the reach of a dwarf

  • @nunyabizness4926
    @nunyabizness4926 6 лет назад +6

    I love the idea of a fully armored Dwarf just walking at people and laughing with his Battleaxe a-swinging

  • @0Sirk0
    @0Sirk0 7 лет назад +138

    *BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?!*

    • @rush4in
      @rush4in 7 лет назад +8

      We are asking the right questions here, I see!

    • @zortesh
      @zortesh 7 лет назад +5

      Really big crossbows with poop covered bolts.... leave a pile of loot somewhere... ambush it and fill it with bolts, then wait for it to die of infection. that or small ballistae.

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 7 лет назад +6

      Or you can put out some sheep/any other livestock the dragon is possibly interested as bait and stuff it with sharp metal shards and poison (or shit), as suggested in one of the Witcher novels

    • @choptop81
      @choptop81 7 лет назад +3

      Funny, that's how dragons are usually killed in British folklore. That and spiked barrels

    • @0Sirk0
      @0Sirk0 7 лет назад

      what have i done.

  • @Arphemius
    @Arphemius 7 лет назад +493

    7:43 "Thrust the pommel in his face and then try to shank him"
    Why would you try to shank someone who's already been obliterated?

    • @marhabanramadhan4552
      @marhabanramadhan4552 7 лет назад +49

      Arphemius you mean ended rightly.

    • @Theladrion
      @Theladrion 7 лет назад +53

      Arphemius If your enemy is in less than 3 pieces, he is still a potential threat.

    • @Efeye-s
      @Efeye-s 7 лет назад +12

      Double tap, bro.

    • @ShamelessDuck
      @ShamelessDuck 7 лет назад +7

      Arphemius for good measure

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon 7 лет назад +37

      Pommels have no power if they are not unscrewed and thrown unfortunately.

  • @mrnekrell15551
    @mrnekrell15551 7 лет назад +122

    14:41 NANI?!
    Fun fact: Nani is the japanese word for "What" and the italian for "DWARVES" XD

    • @xabalba555
      @xabalba555 6 лет назад +2

      Draentir my thoughts exactly

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 5 лет назад +15

      WHAT!?
      DWARVES!?

    • @thomaskoutsoukis8976
      @thomaskoutsoukis8976 5 лет назад +7

      Mind you, that's not really Italian.
      Νάνος (nanos) is a greek word which means dwarf
      While νάνοι (nani) is the plural, aka, dwarves.

    • @Cutie_Oni
      @Cutie_Oni 5 лет назад +10

      @@thomaskoutsoukis8976 Nani? Nani!? = what? Dwarves!?

    • @DaveLambertITA
      @DaveLambertITA 4 года назад +12

      @@thomaskoutsoukis8976 Yes it is Italian: in Italian "Nano" is "Dwarf" and "Nani" is Dwarves.

  • @khangastain
    @khangastain 5 лет назад +53

    15:53 How I combat my girlfriends negativity

  • @diamonddino7024
    @diamonddino7024 7 лет назад +8

    found​ this Chanel when looking up weapon handling techniques must say very happy to have subscribed

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 7 лет назад +295

    Take note, Tyrion Lannister.

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 лет назад +21

      Tyrion is the 'slur' kind of dwarf, not the fantasy tolkien dwarven race.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 5 лет назад +7

      @@LetsNeverPlayAgain I thought Dwarf was one of the less disliked terms, compared to midget at least.

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 лет назад +1

      @@DIEGhostfish Hence my use of the word 'slur'?

    • @yarus5889
      @yarus5889 5 лет назад +4

      @@LetsNeverPlayAgain you must be fun at parties

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 лет назад +7

      @@yarus5889 Most people appreciate non-discriminatory language at a party.

  • @M0rganKane
    @M0rganKane 7 лет назад +5

    Great video! Skallagrim runs a high quality production here with the armor and weapons.
    As many pointed out, the Shadiversity channel has delivered content on this topic before, and this video is a great addition to this awesome geeky conversation!
    Shad's video series on fantasy races' optimal medieval weapons is one of my favorites at the moment, and I feel it would be very courteous to pay homage to the concept, even if Skall had not seen the series or doesn't remember seeing it. Shad's channel is much smaller than Skall's, so in solidarity with the RUclips channel crisis, I personally feel it would be in place to give a proper shout out to Shad. Thanks!

  • @raf4933
    @raf4933 6 лет назад +48

    *For the KAZAZ ANKOR*

  • @SedgeSedgicus
    @SedgeSedgicus 7 лет назад +20

    hahah I love how you took the advice, good on you - I have a feeling this will do well.

  • @FoardenotFord
    @FoardenotFord 7 лет назад +60

    That gambeson (I think that's the right term?) is badass - did you get it from KoA?

    • @Mikhanius
      @Mikhanius 7 лет назад +8

      It is an absolutely gorgeous gambeson, got me thinking of ordering something looking like this for everyday wear.

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow 7 лет назад

      Oh thanks for saying what it was, I was wondering what is that thing he's wearing. Looked at some online and they looked not to pretty :l. But that thing is cool

    • @MPPRODUCTIONSger
      @MPPRODUCTIONSger 6 лет назад

      I know I am late for the party but its from Arms Street :)

  • @MouseMask-p1z
    @MouseMask-p1z 6 лет назад +6

    “Because screw you, puny human!” That had me in fits (of laughter). Also, that axe would be terrifying.

  • @lucasmilone5902
    @lucasmilone5902 3 года назад +2

    The one thing I’d add is to consider the terrain where dwarves usually fight. Although they would sometimes find themselves in open ground, their most usual battlefields would be narrow, claustrophobic tunnels and caverns, where long-hafted or bladed weapons could prove difficult to maneuver effectively; this is probably one of the reasons why they are usually portrayed carrying one-handed axes, maces, hammers, and shorter swords.

  • @FRPlayerOne
    @FRPlayerOne 7 лет назад +128

    He makes a pretty good dwarf ^^

    • @juanpablomontalvo4715
      @juanpablomontalvo4715 7 лет назад +20

      FRPlayerOne
      The beards really sell the whole dwarf thing

    • @mikereger1186
      @mikereger1186 6 лет назад

      FRPlayerOne Bugmans XXXX for the win.

    • @Direwoof
      @Direwoof 6 лет назад

      You have to have a beard and be burly and fat. I played rugby and the guy on the other team that I had to go up against was about 5'8 320 lbs with a big dwarf beard. He was certainly hard to move even though I was much stronger than him.

  • @reelayn
    @reelayn 7 лет назад +22

    What about dwarves in a formation as opposed to one on one? Basically it seems that dwarves with tower shields and perhaps throwing axes as opposed to regular axes would be an almost roman-style fighting force covering even more of the person than the roman shields would. Combine that with some sort of spear for melee and you can avoid many of the range issues stemming from the short arms.
    *Edit* Combine with a second row of polearm wielding dwarves that can strike/jab over the head and shield of the first row and I think they would be extremely effective

    • @reelayn
      @reelayn 7 лет назад +2

      Another interesting idea from the plate armor discussion, what about having small shield like metal pieces strapped to the forearms? Basically, imagine the bracers have a metal plate sticking out just an inch on either side at the upper side of the forearm. Small enough that it won't hinder movement but still large enough to stop a blade going around it to stab towards face/weak points.

    • @deadshepherd666
      @deadshepherd666 5 лет назад +5

      I think that's definitely an interesting thought experiment. Armies in the middle ages did not fight like the Romans. Can't say I know why exactly but I can think of a few reasons at least: heavy cavalry, smaller population, less professional military/lack of discipline. However the dwarves are too small for horses and are known for their personal discipline. Perhaps if dwarves were real they would have fought like the romans, preferring infantry over cavalry.

    • @Leiska86
      @Leiska86 4 года назад +4

      Dwarves would make excellent pike phalangites, I think. The shortness doesn't matter when you have a 3 meters long pike and the low point of gravity and strength would serve them well against similar formations.

    • @carrion-fairy
      @carrion-fairy 4 года назад +1

      Yeah in the Witcher books it describes a battle where a division of dwarves were in a shield wall formation, they were trapped but they still didn't break formation and eventually pushed through the enemies cavalry

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 4 года назад

      @@deadshepherd666 Yes, they did. Tower shields, such as kite shields, were employed in similar ways to the Roman shield formations. In fact, there were some special formations designed specifically for the midieval kite shield. Shield walls were actually quite effective against shock cavalry when paired with pole arms. Discipline was still, of course, lacking compared to ancient Rome, but midieval armies were far more organized than you may think they were. That being said, these tactics were far more successful in special, more elite units, such as mercrenary groups, but they certainly were employed. Shield walls were only used less during the advent of proper plate armour, which negated the need for shields so much. That being said, you can still find records of their use from those later times.

  • @Benny-wb5nj
    @Benny-wb5nj 7 лет назад +32

    That was quite fun Skall.
    Have you plans to do this kind of Analysis also with other Fantasy Species? That would be interesting.
    greetings from Germany
    Benny

    • @m1santhropist410
      @m1santhropist410 7 лет назад +5

      Sam Williams considering that skall did pretty the same thing but with practical demo and more complete global analysis I think this kind of videos would be actually more interesting by him

  • @mjp152
    @mjp152 6 лет назад

    I love that youtube has given us a platform where a couple of nerds can make a video about a narrow and super nerdy subject and reach all of us other nerds with their content. Great breakdown of the subject. Going to use some of this in an upcoming pathfinder campaign I'm designing.

  • @_Lenden_
    @_Lenden_ 7 лет назад +249

    Now get an actual dwarf who is experienced in HEMA and see how he holds up.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 лет назад +18

      I concur.

    • @MustbeTheBassest
      @MustbeTheBassest 7 лет назад +12

      Lenden Longbeard real life dwarves != fantasy dwarves

    • @_Lenden_
      @_Lenden_ 7 лет назад

      CaptBeardie Yes

    • @amassasa
      @amassasa 7 лет назад +1

      That would be golden

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 7 лет назад

      Elder Scroll dwarves (dwemer) are just a shorter race of elves. Elves are (in the lore, but not really in the actual game) taller than humans, and dwemers would be just as tall as a short human.

  • @Danatoth-
    @Danatoth- 7 лет назад +24

    14:42 Is that a metal gear alert sound I hear?

    • @drofseh
      @drofseh 7 лет назад +12

      It was my phone.

    • @buddyallred1488
      @buddyallred1488 7 лет назад +5

      +drofseh I thought that it was like a joke thing when he said the mass is distributed low if you catch what I am sayin.

    • @drackudoomrunner
      @drackudoomrunner 7 лет назад +3

      Kawaii Kid I heard it too came to comments to see if anyone else did

  • @GargoyleDX
    @GargoyleDX 7 лет назад +20

    I hope elves, orcs, giants of whatever is next time because this was some good stuff

    • @alexandersokolnik1596
      @alexandersokolnik1596 7 лет назад +1

      GargoyleDX how are they going to do giants though?

    • @thegamesforreal1673
      @thegamesforreal1673 7 лет назад +2

      Get a really tall person...?

    • @baconghoti
      @baconghoti 7 лет назад

      TheGamesforreal and a shortie ofc

    • @Sean-in9qi
      @Sean-in9qi 7 лет назад

      Alexander Sokolnik They could get someone to stand on a platform or something

    • @420potsofale8
      @420potsofale8 7 лет назад

      A giant isn't a really tall person though, that would be more akin to an elf.
      A giant is a human whose overall size is multiplied by 3-15 times(or more) depending on context, and no really tall person can simulate that.

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 6 лет назад +8

    16:49 from the creators of Techno Viking, introducing the newest innovation in the techno norse culture, the Techno Dwarf

  • @WaxNumen
    @WaxNumen 7 лет назад +15

    Definitely do more like this.

  • @100nitrog2
    @100nitrog2 7 лет назад +146

    "I'm so hot in this". Yeah you are, Skall. *Cat noise*.

  • @redbeard2010
    @redbeard2010 7 лет назад +59

    I would like slightly argue your assumptions. I am larper one of my good friends is about 5'2. which makes him a little tall for an average dwarf. He uses a tower shield and a sword. Being that he short and stocky is almost impossible to hit him. I've seen him be attacked by three of the best sword fighters in our game and not land a hit on him at all if he goes full defensive. Mostly because there's no room to hit him. He doesn't have to be that mobile as you think. Small steps for him are extremely more terrifying in than they are for an average person. You have to get a lot closer to get inside his guard. Second lore dwarfs are ridiculously strong. So when they block they can throw your shield and your weapon out of the way, way easier than an average person of average height and weight. which is what happens with my buddy being that he's so short he's ridiculously strong when it comes down to the center of gravity. Which knocking him off the center gravity is almost impossible but him knocking you off yours happens really easily. If you don't know how to guard against him. You can bounce around all day he doesn't have to move stands there with the shield waiting. When we did some realistic SCA fighting. And the same thing pretty much happens with him. He's a very difficult person to fight if you have it dealt with people of his size and stature on a regular basis. And I would agree dwarves and lore would probably be terrifying in full plate mail. The part of the body that would be easily to injure would be minimum.

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft 7 лет назад +12

      Red beard Nice ...
      Since I'm also 5'2", I like your friend; he sounds bloody impressive ... and tempted to get into LARPing myself by you ...

    • @PureCountryof91
      @PureCountryof91 6 лет назад +1

      5'7. Short. All muscle. Faster than expected. Hard to topple. And extremely high endurance.

    • @christianmartinez4778
      @christianmartinez4778 6 лет назад

      Too long, didn't read.

    • @Salmon_Toastie
      @Salmon_Toastie 6 лет назад

      Christian Martinez TL;DR Friend is 5,2 short usually uses a tower shield and is extremely hard to fight due to lower center of gravity and most of body being blocked.

    • @nasserfirelordarts6574
      @nasserfirelordarts6574 6 лет назад +2

      And, the fact that historically, the best way to kill people in full plate armor was by grappling,
      now put a dwarven in full plate
      Good luck humans, (unless you go Dark souls oversized polearms)

  • @adrianfrench7842
    @adrianfrench7842 4 года назад +2

    For visibility with a shield, how about adding visor style slits? You could stab through the slit, but their head would be pretty far back from the slit, and if they turn the shield it would bind your weapon.

  • @SangoProductions213
    @SangoProductions213 7 лет назад +21

    14:46
    What was that sound effect for? I don't get it.

    • @drofseh
      @drofseh 7 лет назад +23

      My phone got a text message while we were filming.

    • @AstralS7orm
      @AstralS7orm 7 лет назад +16

      It was a sound effect saying "Hide in a box! A dwarf is attacking!"

    • @seanc3802
      @seanc3802 7 лет назад +3

      drofseh I have the same sound effect for my phone as well and thought I got a message while watching this 😂

    • @buddyallred1488
      @buddyallred1488 7 лет назад

      Their mass is distributed quite low. You catch what he is throwin?

    • @TheN13
      @TheN13 7 лет назад +1

      You're pretty good

  • @Wegnerrobert2
    @Wegnerrobert2 7 лет назад +10

    Holy shit guys I gotta say you look so awesome in this video. He looks just like a dwarf and you are badass skall.

  • @cheddarsnot1863
    @cheddarsnot1863 7 лет назад +19

    What I've learned from this video: don't get close to dwarves!

  • @joshuasheldon7182
    @joshuasheldon7182 Год назад

    I like the raw footage of you working through the hypothetical technicalities of fighting a dwarf!