Total Annihilation Kingdoms Review | Shared Suffering™

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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  • @jidk6565
    @jidk6565 4 года назад +1373

    I think this the first time I've ever heard seth sound actually angry about something
    "They're loud" jesus, parrots broke our boy

    • @flashgordonsthemesong2838
      @flashgordonsthemesong2838 4 года назад +141

      I know, and when he was talking about pathfinding he sounded genuinely pissed.

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 4 года назад +73

      @@flashgordonsthemesong2838 and then at the end he sounded almost depressed
      It's a little worrisome in all honesty

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 4 года назад +17

      He got mad for the exact same reason in might and magic 9 from the waves and birds, they were totally unaffected by the audio menu.

    • @TheCrusaderBin
      @TheCrusaderBin 4 года назад +17

      So avians are the weak point of Sseth? I bet he hates KFC as well. Than again, those are rather peaceful, silent chickens?

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 4 года назад +10

      @@TheCrusaderBin The only good chicken is a fried chicken.

  • @shaddykack
    @shaddykack 4 года назад +387

    I WOULD SO vote for Dread Lich Sanders. “Necromancy you can believe in”

    • @TreiberSeptim
      @TreiberSeptim 4 года назад +97

      He raises the dead AND the living standards of the working class.

    • @sir_no_b1thces68
      @sir_no_b1thces68 4 года назад +5

      Hell yeah

    • @lc9072
      @lc9072 4 года назад +32

      Bernie: Broke
      CyberBernie: Woke
      Dread Lich Bernie: Bespoke

    • @TrippyTheShroom
      @TrippyTheShroom 3 года назад +34

      I am once again asking you to leave ny phylactery alone.

    • @alexroberts3944
      @alexroberts3944 3 года назад +23

      I am once again asking for your soul gems

  • @SlapppsTV
    @SlapppsTV 4 года назад +207

    The amount of hentai Seths pc has to process that it would even turn on let alone work well enough for him to make video game review shit posts is a testament to mankind.

  • @DrRESHES
    @DrRESHES 2 года назад +3

    A Jagged Alliance 2 review will be extremely welcomed.

  • @BillyBob-qu1fs
    @BillyBob-qu1fs 4 года назад +30

    WHAT IS GOING ON. TA Kingdoms was my favorite game as a kid. SSeth is my favorite reviewer. This is the only video on youtube that says my browser does not support any of the formats available for HTML 5. And each time I reload the page less and less works until it's just blank circles and squares??!?! WHY RUclips WHY??

  • @dipshtrid3r327
    @dipshtrid3r327 4 года назад +1

    I'm not under quarantine. My city welcomes *NATURAL SELECTION*

  • @JohnRed
    @JohnRed 4 года назад +18

    1:46
    Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft. This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term...pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping. So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip. Ah that's good cider.

  • @ToddHimself
    @ToddHimself 4 года назад +77

    Sseth hates all water based factions in these kinds of games.

  • @tkdking1000
    @tkdking1000 4 года назад +26

    AAAAA OH GOD IM COOOFING AUGH AUGH AIGH IM COOFING AAAAH

    • @RaizerZ
      @RaizerZ 4 года назад +2

      Based and coofpilled.

  • @rainmanslim4611
    @rainmanslim4611 4 года назад +1

    Sseth's living condition is a fucking nightmare.

  • @Stephendsilva1
    @Stephendsilva1 4 года назад +1

    This is my childhood favourite and I still love this game!

  • @goforgrim
    @goforgrim 3 года назад

    Just caught the Jerma green screen clip, further confirming Sseth's exquisite taste

  • @Bentautumn
    @Bentautumn 3 года назад

    Man your an awesome and unique personality to enjoy. Keep up the good work on the desperado content.

  • @christophersmith3820
    @christophersmith3820 4 года назад +6

    49k remember this game. I think we all enjoyed it until we discovered an actually good RTS. CnC or starcraft anyone?

  • @shocksword6847
    @shocksword6847 4 года назад +4

    2:53 So that's how Bernie Sanders is going to stick around for the 2024 election

  • @tyrini5604
    @tyrini5604 3 года назад

    My yingele did not just say "oven-dodging"

  • @ancalagon3713
    @ancalagon3713 4 года назад

    It still surprise me that Sseth not making any review about WH40K Games yet. He's literally an avatar of Tzeen, full of chaos, madness, and a weird african warlord, dedicate his life to hentai

  • @calebfinkle1590
    @calebfinkle1590 4 года назад +1639

    "Just like all women she can grow a second pair of legs and swim underwater" those were the days.

    • @eNoodles
      @eNoodles 4 года назад +7

      I don't get it

    • @eNoodles
      @eNoodles 4 года назад +11

      @@demiroxss What the actual fuck lol

    • @AboveFiction
      @AboveFiction 4 года назад +3

      @@demiroxss your explanation made me even more confused

    • @brohemian
      @brohemian 4 года назад +5

      coupla virgins here

    • @drlev7432
      @drlev7432 4 года назад +15

      SEVEN VAJONYAS

  • @NullyBird
    @NullyBird 4 года назад +6887

    "But hey, it's uh, my fleeting memory-and one day this video will be the only evidence I have, that I ever had these memories."
    That got a lot deeper than I expected, Sseth.

    • @justinkroboth360
      @justinkroboth360 4 года назад +378

      Right? Shit got a little heavier than I expected there at the end.

    • @quinton1630
      @quinton1630 4 года назад +228

      Extremely relatable, though. The work I submit to clients is the only evidence that I was ever possible to do said work.

    • @Nick154999
      @Nick154999 4 года назад +145

      Totally agree on that. Centuries from now, this tiny fraction of Seth life will still be here as a legacy for future generations. I do wonder if people in 2100 will look at us in the 2000, like we look at people in the 1900. I also wonder how Humanity will look like in 2100

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 года назад +182

      anyone here in the "every male in my family develops dementia around their 60s and im likely next" gang

    • @admiralamel9563
      @admiralamel9563 4 года назад +21

      I mean he make dementia joke so often.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 4 года назад +10420

    I can't believe the Merchant's Guild created a global pandemic just to force Sseth to make more videos.

    • @jmarra07
      @jmarra07 4 года назад +388

      It didn't work

    • @humbleguardsman5578
      @humbleguardsman5578 4 года назад +138

      Man first the black plague and now china flu

    • @Michaentus
      @Michaentus 4 года назад +280

      Nothing is beyond the reach of the Guild.

    • @romeodavis1052
      @romeodavis1052 4 года назад +194

      they started the Iraq war and created ISIS. this is is a small stepping stone for them.✡🛫🏭🏭

    • @Robert-ht5me
      @Robert-ht5me 4 года назад +6

      crossbones116 it was worth it

  • @Crackdalf
    @Crackdalf 4 года назад +13778

    The more Sseth shows his surroundings the more convinced I become that he lives in some kind of crack den

  • @RD-uf6gw
    @RD-uf6gw 4 года назад +4232

    This is the third video in which Sseth has hinted at his fear of dementia. Sending positive energy.

    • @RustoKomuska
      @RustoKomuska 3 года назад +115

      out of curiosity do you remember the first 2

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 3 года назад +424

      @@RustoKomuska I know you meant it earnestly, but given it's about dementia, it really tickled me pink.

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 3 года назад +39

      Toughts and prayers 🙏

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX 3 года назад +7

      We should all be doing für best to defekt dementia

    • @MainManJaggi
      @MainManJaggi 3 года назад +254

      Sending negative energy in order to keep the balance.

  • @liamimbriolo6066
    @liamimbriolo6066 4 года назад +3347

    Sseth is a true artist, living the bohemian lifestyle whilst he makes masterpieces in shitposting videogame reviews.

    • @SanderMalus
      @SanderMalus 4 года назад +77

      @098765 Craper poor artist's lifestyle

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 4 года назад +101

      @098765 Craper Roughly, it's a combination of being unorthodox, expressive and not giving much of a shit what the society around thinks. Ideally while drunk on absinthe.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +59

      @098765 Craper basicly living in the dupster and making weird shit with the needles and the cardboard you found inside. And somehow successfuly making sick stuff out of that

    • @ignotumperignotius630
      @ignotumperignotius630 4 года назад +1

      You live in pisek

    • @corereject5796
      @corereject5796 4 года назад +3

      a performance artist

  • @24thuwu46
    @24thuwu46 4 года назад +3992

    Yall remember When sseth used 1000 dollars to comission artists to make god hand hentai and still has this kind of setup.

    • @RussianBot-xu7wl
      @RussianBot-xu7wl 4 года назад +773

      @@wills8656
      It's a joke dood...
      You got aspergers or something?

    • @alexben5074
      @alexben5074 4 года назад +55

      @@RussianBot-xu7wl an unfunny joke

    • @RussianBot-xu7wl
      @RussianBot-xu7wl 4 года назад +344

      @@alexben5074
      Okay.

    • @Erucus
      @Erucus 4 года назад +234

      Russian Bot #38765215 it’s ok they will never understand, they have autism

    • @MrValsung
      @MrValsung 4 года назад +51

      but he did it for us tho

  • @antiprotaganist5109
    @antiprotaganist5109 4 года назад +1384

    Sseth, I can't focus on the review knowing that gpu heat sink is choking on dust.

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 4 года назад +165

      Holy shit, didn't notice that the first time. His next hotwire might result in a hotfire.

    • @rogerarruda3674
      @rogerarruda3674 4 года назад +133

      The dust is there to choke the gpu and make it possible to run a win98 game with it

    • @jackreid2664
      @jackreid2664 3 года назад +22

      So what if it likes getting choked?!

    • @notanm6616
      @notanm6616 3 года назад +6

      @@jackreid2664 Choke me, CPdaddyUwu

  • @sustainna
    @sustainna 4 года назад +1430

    Ssseth:
    "Essential PC Hardware: $5 and a screwdriver
    Food $200
    Data $150
    Rent $800
    Hentai for the Merchants Guild $13,600
    Utility $150
    someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my PC is dying."

    • @kyrilokozel7870
      @kyrilokozel7870 4 года назад +65

      Spend less on hentai

    • @tadeomurdaca1709
      @tadeomurdaca1709 4 года назад +141

      you dont need the house a trash bin will do the trick

    • @BetterNerfDarius
      @BetterNerfDarius 4 года назад +57

      Try fasting

    • @youngthinker1
      @youngthinker1 4 года назад +69

      @@kyrilokozel7870 You always need, more hentai

    • @rgm96x49
      @rgm96x49 4 года назад +70

      You could cut on food and utilities and pump more into the hentai fund.

  • @pafnutiytheartist
    @pafnutiytheartist 4 года назад +698

    "I have no case and I must scream" is a great name for a PC. I rate your setup 10/10.

    • @ramstrong8247
      @ramstrong8247 4 года назад +26

      I have no case and I must bluescreen

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like a PC alright...

    • @IchiJewSan
      @IchiJewSan 4 года назад +4

      I think hes referring to the game "I have no mouth and i must scream."

    • @PeterDivine
      @PeterDivine 4 года назад +12

      @@IchiJewSan I know, I know, that part's obvious. A little harder to glean is the double-entendre of both PC as a computer and PC as a progressive twat, which also has no case and must scream.
      Now look what you've gone and made me do, I went and explained the punchline.

    • @maimkim
      @maimkim 4 года назад

      PeterDivine
      Oh I totally missed that double entendre like a bum! LOL thanks for explaining that to me

  • @GenkiGanbare
    @GenkiGanbare 4 года назад +2982

    "Hey bro are you getting on Discord?"
    "Sure just let me hot wire my PC to boot it up"

  • @idontcare6736
    @idontcare6736 4 года назад +2346

    Sseth’s 10 seconds of dropping the voice and having an existential crisis at 8:35 scares me
    It’s like the time my dad told me with tears in his eyes that grandpa wasn’t coming to visit anymore

    • @Agiranto
      @Agiranto 4 года назад +232

      Press "P" to pray for Sseth.

    • @Rurushu13
      @Rurushu13 4 года назад +202

      that was too real sseth... too real

    • @Tomxai
      @Tomxai 4 года назад +121

      I guess quarantine does things to a man

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare 4 года назад +208

      I guess Sseth family has a history of dementia and he is affraid one day he is gonna go full joe biden

    • @Hijackerrr
      @Hijackerrr 4 года назад +38

      @@Noperare could be Alzheimer

  • @nailwind
    @nailwind 4 года назад +1334

    The ever-growing rate of random Jerma green screens is elevating this platform

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 года назад +57

      Crossover episode when

    • @funstorm1789
      @funstorm1789 4 года назад +3

      fuck jerma

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 года назад +118

      @@funstorm1789 I'm sure a lot of people would like that

    • @sextuspestus7054
      @sextuspestus7054 4 года назад +11

      @@funstorm1789 limp wrist

    • @marblek15
      @marblek15 4 года назад +4

      nailwind Byproduct of Jerma "leaving" RUclips is notoriety. It's quite possibly the best "stocks of influence" play I've seen since covid-19 decimating the NYSE.

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s 4 года назад +1657

    6:20 that moment where his voice reveals emotion for even a moment made me feel genuine fear

    • @oranchepopsicle1316
      @oranchepopsicle1316 4 года назад +159

      Imagine talking directly to him

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 4 года назад +281

      It explains how stressful this game is, even sseth is breaking his character because of this game

    • @gloriustre2957
      @gloriustre2957 4 года назад +24

      like long lived love

    • @RamixTheRed
      @RamixTheRed 4 года назад +102

      I'm still reeling from
      "And I'm *sorry* . But they're
      *Very.*
      *LOUD* ."

    • @peteraustin9057
      @peteraustin9057 3 года назад +107

      The concept of sseth being a real person and not just a collective hallucination that I share with strangers on the internet fills me with existential dread

  • @ShinigamiSamaH
    @ShinigamiSamaH 4 года назад +1117

    About 1 second in, right when he said "Sseth here..."
    The logo on his shoulder is Mandaloregaming's icon.
    *X-Files theme Intensifies*

    • @Viedrelis
      @Viedrelis 4 года назад +184

      Also at the end you can see Mandalore logo too. Sseth i's going senile and leaving evidence

    • @ShinigamiSamaH
      @ShinigamiSamaH 4 года назад +134

      @@Viedrelis It also could be evidence that his body is slowly adapting to his intense drugs use, and thus his alter ego is getting harder to suppress.

    • @lunaticscribbles6016
      @lunaticscribbles6016 4 года назад +81

      @@ShinigamiSamaH people always thought Sseth was the Hyde to Mandalore's Jekkyl, but little did we know it was backwards

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens 4 года назад +6

      @@lunaticscribbles6016 can you explain this joke?im a brainlet

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 4 года назад +64

      @@HowToKillAliens it's been a meme for years that sseth and lord mandalore(another videogame reviewer) are actually the same person, with themselves joking about it and referencing each other

  • @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755
    @caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 4 года назад +2783

    How does Sseth live somewhere new everytime he shows us his surroundings

    • @Plusimurfriend
      @Plusimurfriend 4 года назад +768

      He is CIA that's why he pushes the antisemitic agenda on every video.

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 4 года назад +326

      @@Plusimurfriend how can a part of prosemitic government try to push antisemitism?

    • @rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039
      @rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039 4 года назад +282

      @@kanabis134 >what are false flags

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 4 года назад +193

      @@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039 oh, I dig it now, thx for inside-explication, mister Shlomo Shekelstein sir!

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 4 года назад +342

      Because his people keep getting booted out of every country on the planet.

  • @yonker1337
    @yonker1337 4 года назад +2396

    Absolutely loving the Jerma green screen effects really adds to the production value.

  • @pannik_lucas
    @pannik_lucas 4 года назад +281

    Strangely intimate ending - Your content does not dissapoint.

  • @MrBlahblah3012
    @MrBlahblah3012 4 года назад +794

    Seth is starting to sound like he's been alone with his thoughts for a bit too long. 8:35.

    • @NightLordfan
      @NightLordfan 4 года назад +115

      Honestly I am glad he left that in the video. It's honestly nice to see the man not making a joke being sincere in today's climate I think is really important.

    • @MrBlahblah3012
      @MrBlahblah3012 4 года назад +2

      @@NightLordfan too true!

    • @NightLordfan
      @NightLordfan 4 года назад +14

      @@MrBlahblah3012 I would love to see a crossover video review with him and Mandlore. Be even better if they streamed some wierd games.

    • @MrBlahblah3012
      @MrBlahblah3012 4 года назад +1

      @@NightLordfan Where do we sign a petition to have this happen?

    • @Damalycus
      @Damalycus 4 года назад

      leukemia will do that to you

  • @shaynehughes6645
    @shaynehughes6645 4 года назад +1397

    Hey hey, Sseth.
    People here.

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 4 года назад +21

      4 minutes too late, imagine what I could have done with all those likes.

    • @____-ju6mx
      @____-ju6mx 4 года назад +53

      Sseth sseth, people
      Hey here.

    • @lykthewarlock
      @lykthewarlock 4 года назад +14

      @@____-ju6mx People People Hey
      Here Sseth

    • @yoav116
      @yoav116 4 года назад

      damn, 12 minutes late

    • @AlexOTV
      @AlexOTV 4 года назад +5

      @@lykthewarlock
      here here, hey
      people Sseth.

  • @hallowen872
    @hallowen872 4 года назад +1958

    "All four of them are siblings, and as such, they must kill each other"
    *monarchical European politics intensify*

    • @kateneonne6757
      @kateneonne6757 4 года назад +45

      As a mf w brothers, it is the law of the land that everything must be determined through combat.

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 4 года назад +23

      Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins

    • @LastBastion
      @LastBastion 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, WW1 was a quarrell between cousins

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 4 года назад +17

      The ottomans were worse... Look up "a procession of little coffins."
      Yet another dark underside of an unbridled harem...

    • @battle-brotherthiel1563
      @battle-brotherthiel1563 4 года назад +1

      Kate Neonne TRIAL BY COMBAT

  • @MortSalazar
    @MortSalazar 3 года назад +452

    "Winning doesn't feel any different from losing."
    Cool i can escape from real life depression into ingame depression.
    10/10

  • @thatvillainjay
    @thatvillainjay 4 года назад +161

    My life is a series of unimportant events between sseth videos

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 4 года назад +307

    "And his special ability, like all ederly people when their time has come, is to disappear"

  • @ThatFeelBr0
    @ThatFeelBr0 4 года назад +571

    Here is one tidbit Seth forgot to mention. The old man is actually the third child, he is younger than both mega Chad and Flying woman. Kirenna is the youngest and yet, old man got a hell hole as inheritance and she got the richest area were the ports were constructed.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +74

      Old guy was a coomer

    • @AzizidarkReborn
      @AzizidarkReborn 4 года назад +14

      Kirenna gave Thirsha and mega Chad good fish cooch for her inheritance. Prove me wrong.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 4 года назад +10

      Zorro9129 true. I coomed before and can confirm it drains your essential humors quite speedily. Leaving you gaunt and Faustian. Would not recommend.

  • @raskov75
    @raskov75 4 года назад +357

    "Winning doesn't feel any different than losing." Stop narrating my inner life, Sseth.

  • @Dev_Six
    @Dev_Six 4 года назад +466

    Sseth is being one of the 20 people that ever knew this game existed.

    • @dekytay4803
      @dekytay4803 4 года назад +11

      I am the 22th

    • @TheScottygriff
      @TheScottygriff 4 года назад +23

      Loved this game as a kid, i had a deep connection with this video

    • @weid7070
      @weid7070 4 года назад +7

      This shit was my jam!

    • @RLHvanDijk
      @RLHvanDijk 4 года назад +9

      I only wish i knew waaaay earlier about the expac.
      Also 1 of the things i always love to do is when i play Zhon or Taros and make units that can convert other units to your side, and capture builders from other sides a la C&C, and start building thier buildings and units.
      Also use long range units and building to slowly destroy the enemy.

    • @npc1822
      @npc1822 4 года назад +6

      I picked this up at a thrift store when I was like 8 for like 2 bucks lol great find though for sure

  • @ConfusionPlus2
    @ConfusionPlus2 4 года назад +256

    1:46 Finally, the Jerma Sseth crossover I've been waiting for.

  • @Nofixdahdress
    @Nofixdahdress 4 года назад +171

    The glimmers of sincerity at the end would be heartwarming from anyone else, but for some reason from Sseth it makes me nervous. Like the calming words of affection you say to your dog right before you put them down.
    Oh god, we're all gonna die.

    • @proudnhello1294
      @proudnhello1294 4 года назад +23

      @@ismjason He did say in the last video that he was supposed to be moving because of where he lived being an absolute shithole.

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 4 года назад +12

      @@proudnhello1294 That's London for ya

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +7

      @@proudnhello1294 And then Quarantine kicked in

    • @hammerr
      @hammerr 4 года назад

      He has asymptomatic coronavirus

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 4 года назад +1491

    Me: "My PC won't turn on unless you push the power button a certain way."
    Seth: "Screwdriver make board go WEEEEEEEE!"

    • @louissteyn6871
      @louissteyn6871 4 года назад +7

      Mine you need to press the restart button a while after the power button

    • @dgam4211
      @dgam4211 4 года назад +78

      i have to jerk mine off a bit before it goes

    • @frking100
      @frking100 4 года назад +8

      Had the same problem usually you can just connect the cables from the restart button to the the power pins so you now turn it on with the restart button.

    • @gigimuschi7466
      @gigimuschi7466 4 года назад +15

      Back home I start mine by touching wire contacts. It's like hi-jacking a car.

    • @vincentmuyo
      @vincentmuyo 4 года назад

      I am a bit sad that people can't figure out how to fix some basic electrical wiring...

  • @TheAmubis
    @TheAmubis 4 года назад +280

    When I see Sseth's sorrounding, I might actually convinced he's a Congolese.

    • @rodi8266
      @rodi8266 4 года назад

      its the People's Commonwealth of Denmark

  • @Snoobroglo30
    @Snoobroglo30 4 года назад +545

    "Regardless of your answers, this video will continue."
    *Screams*

  • @DynaDere
    @DynaDere 4 года назад +722

    Between this game review and the Lords of Magic review I'm convinced Sseth has a grudge against women associated with water.
    What could have sparked this?
    Did this experience prompt his change of preference to the company of feminine-looking men?
    It is a mystery.

    • @GalileoAV
      @GalileoAV 3 года назад +155

      Clearly it's a sad story involving a mermaid that broke his fragile young heart.

    • @ComicalConqueror
      @ComicalConqueror 3 года назад +76

      some bitch in a pond chucked a sword at him and bisected his left big toe.

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 3 года назад +12

      @@ComicalConqueror ... A gold sword or a silver one

    • @kishinasura1504
      @kishinasura1504 3 года назад +39

      Maybe a waterbender dumped him or something...

    • @supernerdling
      @supernerdling 3 года назад +51

      He clearly has mixed feelings. I think he fell for a fish woman in his early years and had his heart broken. His attraction burns bright but he suppresses it out of fear of history repeating itself.

  • @Aescarion27
    @Aescarion27 4 года назад +174

    This game was my first RTS, my older cousins gave me it as a gift. I now realise it was not a gift.

  • @isaacsantos6200
    @isaacsantos6200 4 года назад +428

    We appreciate the lengths you go through to bring us your degeneracy. Glad to see Astolfo still lives

    • @emmettbrown3463
      @emmettbrown3463 4 года назад +44

      this is not astolfo
      i mean what
      i have absolutely no idea what this character is
      and i am not gay

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 4 года назад +62

      That's Felix you goddamn non degenerate.

    • @Dorumin
      @Dorumin 4 года назад +1

      For real though who's astolfo?

    • @AlexLong1000
      @AlexLong1000 4 года назад +24

      @@Dorumin Astolfo is the trap from Fate. Felix is the trap from Re:Zero

    • @tomcroosfunni792
      @tomcroosfunni792 4 года назад +13

      @@Dorumin the guy who turned a lot of people gay against their will

  • @LuckyTashi
    @LuckyTashi 4 года назад +561

    "It's the reason why our world is so dysfunctional, because we too have been ruled by the same timeless sorcerers for all eternity."
    *cries in Russian*

  • @BaddyZ
    @BaddyZ 4 года назад +468

    The idea that this is his actual setup is probably the most believable thing Seth has ever said. That would explain him reviewing all of these older games... it's all his rig can run. God speed, you wonderful crackfiend!

    • @jp5394
      @jp5394 4 года назад +72

      His rig can run an emulated God Hand at 60fps, so it can't be that shit

    • @m0n4rch911
      @m0n4rch911 4 года назад +32

      Bruh, his rig is pretty good and it can actually run everything decently.

    • @RedPandaTables
      @RedPandaTables 4 года назад +16

      A case is oddly optional but does in fact exist for a reason. I seen people making cardboard cases just to avoid spending money for a metal box with holes in it. A massive fire hazard but it works. Building a computer without a case is oddly common.

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 4 года назад +6

      Dwarf Fortress needs hella processing power or was he memeing during that his review of the game and I'm retarded

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi 4 года назад +2

      New games are trash and generally not interesting. The only interesting games that's come out recently are Boneworks and Half-Life Alyx. Everything else is a remaster, re-release, or reskin of something that's been done before.

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 4 года назад +71

    so sseth finally upgraded his pc? Does this mean he will be able to review something 3 dimensional now?

  • @Elmore207
    @Elmore207 4 года назад +267

    8:10 He's right. The Culling of Stratholme is mission 6 in WC3.

    • @PasserMontanus
      @PasserMontanus 4 года назад +16

      That mission tho...

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад +6

      A hard mission, both in terms of gameplay and in the feels.
      A pity newcomers will have to suffer doing Deforged nowadays.

    • @smeehee
      @smeehee 2 года назад +3

      @@michaelandreipalon359 not if they download the installer for a pre-reforged version

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 2 года назад +1

      How'd that work?

  • @einherjarvalk
    @einherjarvalk 4 года назад +394

    The moment you complained about parrots being very loud, my IRL parrot in the other room started laughing.

    • @munat3413
      @munat3413 4 года назад +43

      At least the games realistic in that sense

    • @COsArchive
      @COsArchive 4 года назад +9

      Fucking lol

  • @MrRavellon
    @MrRavellon 4 года назад +562

    "I've tried. I tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory but it is gone. A hollow, dead thing. For years I clung to the memory of it, then to memory of the memory, and then nothing"

    • @teosandev6116
      @teosandev6116 4 года назад +34

      Yup, he's Irenicus. He streams to find his lair under atkathla.

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 4 года назад +14

      And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... WILL... HAVE IT!!!

    • @warbossknobnob4178
      @warbossknobnob4178 4 года назад +14

      That's a god-tier reference, Sir. Have my upvote.

    • @llyrrake2923
      @llyrrake2923 4 года назад +8

      @@red_cosplay To end...Like THIS?!

    • @red_cosplay
      @red_cosplay 4 года назад +8

      @@llyrrake2923 *yeeted by demons*

  • @dagda1180
    @dagda1180 4 года назад +576

    The ending felt a lot sadder than it had any right to be. His mention about memory loss and about us staying safe was both in a tone that almost sounded like he was 'bout to cry.
    Stay healthy, Sseth.

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 4 года назад +697

    Me: Sees multiple references to MandaloreGaming and everyone saying he’s Sseth
    Trinity: “What’s he doing?”
    Morpheus: “He’s beginning to believe.”

    • @Ur1z13l
      @Ur1z13l 4 года назад +11

      Wut

    • @kylesprenkel680
      @kylesprenkel680 4 года назад +29

      The 6th month of getting people believe Sseth is Mandalore. The signal will come soon.....

    • @DominatorLegend
      @DominatorLegend 4 года назад +52

      Sseth is a Malkavian, he's two people at the same time.

    • @Thesavagesouls
      @Thesavagesouls 4 года назад +13

      Wait This isn't MandaloreGaming channel ?

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 года назад

      @@Ur1z13l Matrix

  • @Hugelybased
    @Hugelybased 4 года назад +205

    7:37 Clogging up the enemy base with wave after wave of units, also known as the Zapp Brannigan method.

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 4 года назад +22

      Throw enough bodies at the enemy and they will eventual run out of ammo - some Russian general

    • @Cygnus0lor
      @Cygnus0lor 4 года назад +18

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 that's by general Cyka Rush B.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 года назад +8

      @@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 as spoken by some german general while conscripting cripples and children...

    • @caffeineaddictedklutz
      @caffeineaddictedklutz 4 года назад +8

      The Emperor commands!

    • @California_Doge
      @California_Doge 4 года назад +23

      Zap Brannigan: You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

  • @ammarjamil172
    @ammarjamil172 4 года назад +88

    "But hey, it's my fleeting memories and one day this video will be the only evidence I have that I ever had the memories to begin with"
    hey sseth, I know its odd but for some reason your tone was different there, is everything alright? I had a very sudden mood change when you mention it. I hope you're doing fine :)

  • @peepeepoopoo1356
    @peepeepoopoo1356 4 года назад +308

    “He can cast the ultimate spell: rock, to which there is no defense”
    How about paper?

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 4 года назад +14

      Can't Stop The Rock

    • @mrfronzen
      @mrfronzen 4 года назад +1

      @Obadiah Guyman What about Spock?

    • @dansmith1661
      @dansmith1661 4 года назад

      Then we would have made our tools out of paper.

  • @dr.jacksonbright5723
    @dr.jacksonbright5723 4 года назад +283

    2:05 is that the guy that beat Dark Souls on stream?

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 года назад +82

      No, it's the guy who died to pinwheel on stream

    • @henriqueww5175
      @henriqueww5175 4 года назад +22

      you bet it is! I've heard that he can eat shoes too...
      he is truly a man with many gifs

    • @Wislehorn
      @Wislehorn 4 года назад +25

      WAIT! Is that the guy who flew to Vegas in a balloon???

    • @decliche1286
      @decliche1286 4 года назад +2

      @@henriqueww5175 btw, is it pronounced gifs or gifs?

    • @ИвайлоМаринов-я5д
      @ИвайлоМаринов-я5д 4 года назад +2

      @@decliche1286 gifs, but some people pronounce it as gifs

  • @GeorgGreat_GameReviews
    @GeorgGreat_GameReviews 4 года назад +129

    8:45 - gotta be a challenge to film a review both on and off meds at the same time.
    But I'm sure if anyone can do it, it's gotta be the person who turns his computer on with a screwdriver

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas 4 года назад +127

    "Winning and losing feel the same, and the odds are always stacked against you"
    Real life in a nutshell

  • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
    @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 Год назад +4

    0:21 - you need to populate 1st and 3rd RAM slots, not 1st and 2nd, they even color coded it for you

  • @Teadon86
    @Teadon86 4 года назад +392

    Carpet fliers are like the basic Indian driver: everywhere and furiously trying to fill up any empty space whilst screaming in curry noises.

  • @sleeplessindefatigable6385
    @sleeplessindefatigable6385 4 года назад +81

    "I have no case and I must scream" is my favourite PC build aesthetic.

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 4 года назад +4

      that was such a good reference

  • @scottdecowski4913
    @scottdecowski4913 2 года назад +35

    Loved this game as a kid, the cutscenes & in game manual had so much backstory/effort put into them. The single player campaign had more diverse missions than you find on the usual RTS of the day

    • @ChampionTTreal
      @ChampionTTreal Год назад +2

      Chronicles of Darien in the manual was awesome

  • @MaceTheBarrowsLord
    @MaceTheBarrowsLord 4 года назад +84

    Me: Sees happy merchant man about to review my favourite RTS of all time.
    Merchant: "... the spinoff."
    Me: 110 it is.

  • @hazembenmoussa6897
    @hazembenmoussa6897 4 года назад +77

    Love how Sseth's "Take Care if yourselves" felt genuine and heart-warming in this vid❤

  • @angelocosentino9903
    @angelocosentino9903 4 года назад +119

    First time I've heard the term "Oven Dodging"
    My best friend is a Jew, and I'm an Italian-American.
    Needless to say, I will be putting this phrase in my arsenal next time he and I get into a shit talking match. Thanks Sseth!

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD 2 года назад

      On the greatest can achieve such mutual understanding: ruclips.net/video/bAJSoehFdz8/видео.html

  • @Zurin_Arctus_
    @Zurin_Arctus_ 4 года назад +131

    Finally, after all these years, I finally find someone who also played this game

    • @MrLancar
      @MrLancar 4 года назад +5

      Hell, i even found my old original CD for it. Looked through the old disc collection in a drawer next to me, and there it was :) Man, that game sucked. I remember i was completely stoked about playing another game from Cavedog, only to discover that it was so very boring. TA put them on the map and TA:K took em right off it.

    • @thelocustswarm6793
      @thelocustswarm6793 4 года назад +8

      I, on the other hand, really liked this game, the narrative in the campaign and the Story was really interesting to me at that time, even though it was absurdy hard at times, and required you to undertake certain Action in a very specific way, but i still remember it fondly, as a Part of my childhood

    • @RafaelBrum
      @RafaelBrum 4 года назад

      ​@@MrLancar Lol, I remember buying it and finding inside the CD files a video showing the devs inside the Cavedog HQ where they show a 1/1 statue of Taros. Can't find the video anywhere. If you can find it and post on RUclips would be great

    • @MrLancar
      @MrLancar 4 года назад +1

      @@RafaelBrum Well. since i got nothing better to do I just turned the CD inside out, and only found in-game video stuff, no cavedog devs or statue. I couldn't get into the .cab files tho, so maybe its part of the installed stuff?

    • @Zurin_Arctus_
      @Zurin_Arctus_ 4 года назад +1

      I really liked this game when I was a kid. I've played it recently but found it unbalanced (trebuchet lol). On the other hands, I really like the perspective and the map editor was easy to use

  • @Tomahawks360
    @Tomahawks360 4 года назад +65

    This is the most I've seen of Sseth showing human emotions.
    Since 5:56 it's an emotional roller coaster going through anger, frustration, calm, disappointment, nostalgia and finally sadness.

    • @ootdega
      @ootdega 4 года назад +5

      8:34
      ...Ow.

  • @CosmosProvider
    @CosmosProvider 3 года назад +86

    That last line was unusually deep. I like it when you dramatize nostalgia, and your decaying process

  • @ilikefrogs4291
    @ilikefrogs4291 4 года назад +142

    13 seconds in and I see a trap, I already know this is going to be good.

    • @Advo42069
      @Advo42069 4 года назад +5

      Yes, I immediately reported the video for repulsive content.

    • @ilikefrogs4291
      @ilikefrogs4291 4 года назад +24

      @@Advo42069 i think the word you are looking for is perfection

  • @anonEDM
    @anonEDM 4 года назад +73

    As someone who loved Total Annihilation and this was the first game I got after getting my own computer I was understandably devestated. I remember playing through the campaign and having the most jaded feeling of doubt about what actually constitutes fun. It was like having the dollar store version of your favorite meal.

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri 4 года назад +2

      Play Age Of Mythology

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +3

      Yeah nobody would ever play this game for "fun". The campaign missions always felt like being handed an atlatl and being told to fight a Metal Gear, or being told to smush an anthill, but with a very specific boot.
      One mission that was actually fun though; controlling a lone assassin with invisibility powers and OHKO throwing daggers that has to sneak into a town to kill some targets and escape to a certain direction. For an RTS, it did great replicating a regular 3D adventure game level so it stuck out. Also I fucked around nearly blowing my cover destroying some buildings and walls by throwing daggers at them because I found out I could do that.

  • @CoffeePotato
    @CoffeePotato 3 года назад +9

    "Explain the mechanics before filling a mass grave..."
    *Still discovering crap constantly 11 years into the Tactics Ogre Remake*

  • @eugenioderevell3826
    @eugenioderevell3826 4 года назад +76

    This quarantine has been blessed by my favourite african warlord

  • @InternetStranger476
    @InternetStranger476 3 года назад +4

    I am once again asking for your mana support

  • @alteredbeast7145
    @alteredbeast7145 4 года назад +121

    RUclips: notification from Sseth
    Me: Stops my human trafficking activity and tunes out the soft sobbing of children

    • @Ace_Disaster
      @Ace_Disaster 4 года назад +7

      Could use some tips, Im still new to this, I just can't tune them out yet, any advice for a fellow flesh salesman?

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 4 года назад +7

      @@Ace_Disaster Only time will numb you to the pleas of the innocent merchandise.

  • @insert5585
    @insert5585 4 года назад +153

    "Total Annihilation is a highly regarded and generally well loved rts from 1997. But, I never played that."
    You know what you have to do next. Don't leave us blueballed, come on.

    • @terave1337
      @terave1337 4 года назад +15

      I will literally send him the disc copy and all of the expansion packs that I still own to see him play that masterpiece of a game

    • @santeri9149
      @santeri9149 4 года назад +8

      I will fucking paypal sseth enough money to buy that shit from gog.com, i need that video

    • @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180
      @enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 4 года назад +9

      Now for real:
      Hey hey sseth
      People here
      Play total annihilation

    • @Jialblo0od
      @Jialblo0od 4 года назад +5

      Total Annihilation is vastly superior to Kingdoms, the intro alone speaks volumes : ruclips.net/video/k6mZZiI4ShQ/видео.html

  • @JoyeuseCurtana
    @JoyeuseCurtana 4 года назад +35

    "Winning doesn't feel any different from losing." Ooof, sounds like the chatterlings who 'raised' me.

  • @shaunenwright7872
    @shaunenwright7872 4 года назад +83

    8:46 Sseth is Mandalore, confirmed.

    • @HowToKillAliens
      @HowToKillAliens 4 года назад +2

      Can you explain the mandalore joke pls?im a brainlet

    • @shaunenwright7872
      @shaunenwright7872 4 года назад +32

      How to kill aliens they sorta sound similar and make gaming content so the joke is that Sseth is mandalore when mandalore isn’t taking his meds or he’s mr. Hyde to mandalore’s Dr Jekyll

    • @sevv8325
      @sevv8325 4 года назад +12

      You never see Both of them in the same room

    • @SgtZaqq
      @SgtZaqq 4 года назад +2

      @@HowToKillAliens mandalore gaming is a popular gaming channel similar to Sseth's

    • @t_y8274
      @t_y8274 4 года назад

      @@shaunenwright7872 plus they nearly always upload back to back.
      For channels that post once a month that's kinda sus (they talk with each ither to coordinate that shit)

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 4 года назад +154

    "Oven dodging"
    Well thank Yahveh for that.

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 4 года назад +5

      He did promise to Abram that he will make his offspring prospers. He really is true to his word.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +4

      *ahem* SYNAGOGUE of SATAN

  • @razmeanie4519
    @razmeanie4519 3 года назад +10

    Oven dodging? Jesus Christ that got me. I'm crying.

  • @RDKirbyN
    @RDKirbyN 4 года назад +63

    Holy shit this is bringing my own repressed memories of my dad mercilessly slaughtering me at TA games

    • @RDKirbyN
      @RDKirbyN 4 года назад +17

      I was only 6 years old dad

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +12

      I hope every time he said "You got totally annihilated."

  • @nyankers
    @nyankers 4 года назад +321

    "we have Total Annihilation at home" -sseth apparently

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 4 года назад +8

      It's more like
      Sseth: "I want Total Annihilation."
      Sseth's Father, General Butt Naked: "We have Total Annihilation at home."
      Total Annihilation at home:

  • @JBaum55
    @JBaum55 2 года назад +17

    For someone usually as mired in irony and humor as Sseth, that sincere statement and change of tone at the end hit like a load of bricks.

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 4 года назад +146

    1:48 That's why I can't seem to find my wife today. She's probably underwater laying our eggs. Yeah.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 4 года назад

      This dude thinks they're his eggs too.

    • @uncledolan9271
      @uncledolan9271 4 года назад

      Do you believe you had fertilized them?

    • @Haukipesukone
      @Haukipesukone 4 года назад

      I wish my life sometimes left the house.

  • @betternoun6435
    @betternoun6435 4 года назад +125

    “I remember when my eyes were more innocent, and my brain still undeveloped. Arguably not much has changed.” -Sseth 2020

  • @Dashfinite
    @Dashfinite 2 года назад +16

    The most nostalgic moment was when you clicked on the dragon in the main menu and it puffed smoke. I felt that. This was one of the first games I ever played/owned. I still have my pc silver discount copy. Thanks for this!

  • @greatness2421
    @greatness2421 4 года назад +91

    This was a very meaningful and emotional experience, Mr. SsethTzeentach, especially towards the end. I wish you the best.

  • @sumeetmaity6252
    @sumeetmaity6252 4 года назад +31

    Just waiting for sseth to release the dawn of war anthology review

    • @volikharn6878
      @volikharn6878 4 года назад +3

      TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS!

  • @triggerx2000
    @triggerx2000 4 года назад +21

    This reminds me of a time when I was actually happy.

  • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
    @multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 года назад +53

    Ahh yes disregard of safety my favorite type of disregard.

    • @joelfilho2625
      @joelfilho2625 4 года назад +5

      Right after Disregard for Consent

  • @ZFighterdude03
    @ZFighterdude03 4 года назад +34

    2:05 The greatest anime crossover of all time

  • @LaymensLament
    @LaymensLament 2 года назад +3

    jagged alliance review when?

  • @crypticgaming4485
    @crypticgaming4485 4 года назад +42

    Seth. Blink twice, if the Mando is holding you hostage.