Lil Uzi Vert vs Heaven's Gate Cult
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I love how Ian addresses Uzi as ‘Mr. Vert’ and ‘Mr. Uzi Vert’
Who is ian
Wayne Payne98 the guy on the screen with the on point powerpoint powers
Wayne Payne98 The Intern
Ethan
@@waynepayne9875 ian is iddubbz
"We don't think Watchmojo means that much." - Heaven's Gate member, 2018.
made me laugh when I seen/heard that response
It's true it doesn't. Since we all made it safely on board the ship. Sorry, to all who didn't make it
Marshall Applewhite Sall good man send a postcard if you can, also be sure to blink! Those eyes must be pretty dry after all those years of not blinking!
@@leeroy2461 Thanks my friend. But There's not much to do here in heaven, and they're all super jelly of my non-blinking technique though
@@TruthGatherer2013 and those super fresh, Nike's! Also, what's 5 dollars in quarters worth in space? Same thing as in Boston Mass in 2019? Nothing? Or...?
Ian was def the kid that went off on school presentations
She's Life I was too lol
@AmethystEyes I make good slides and everything but never present well because of my anxiety
Too bad most of his facts were inaccurate 🙈😂
@@jessiereynolds3644 Source?
Mostly just the belief system. They weren’t in couples; it was mutual partnership (they aren’t allowed to have sex or romantic relationships) in order to spread the word better, two is better than one. It also wasn’t a “possession of Jesus” but rather a belief that the leaders Do and Ti were the two people prophesied in the book of revelations signaling the end of day.
who's watching after when eternal atake dropped?
ME
We here
i was there but noe im back
“Welcome to EA, the Dark World” 🌎 💫
Me lol
Suicide sponsered by Nike?
Just do it!
Makes a lot of sense now
- BUST-
ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ Bounce back
The conspiracy is on tho imma do some research on that.
We are in this together now Bouncy
Well nike's phrase comes from the last words of a man before execution
@@unnamed1926
That's what they want you to think.
You're knee deep into this conspiracy with me and bouncy now.
Just do it
@@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929
Alright miner with you in our conspiracy team, the squad is officially completed.
Uncle, Bouncy, you and myself.
TUMB
Is what we are called from now on.
push me to the edge, all my cult members are dead
Tracksuit that’s all red, applesauce spiked, all my cult leaders are dead...Jesus in my head
It pisses me off cuz when u sing ur sentence, its off beat
noble mc stacking my cult all the way to the top all the way till a corpse fall down, when a neighbor leaves their spot, they finna bring the cops down. I like the way the sauce tasted, it had me elated, now we all in space now. They said “they’re insane ya” spaceship with the saviorrrrrrrrrrrr. (That last bit was supposed to sound like save yaaaa but that looks weird)
chickengod u
Ben Dova nigga u got naruto hand signs as ur profile pictures weaboo head ass, this ain’t comic con
Just letting you all know. We all made it safely on board the ship. I wish I could stay and chat, but Buddah is about to do "the macarena" and I really don't wanna miss that, since he only does it once every week or so *the macarena song start playing in the background and Buddah can be heard saying IT'S ON!!*
sorry I gotta go
Bro, come pick me up.
@@ktoe85 Sorry. Gotta wait another 2000 years, I wish you luck!
@@TruthGatherer2013 hows jesus doing.
@@ktoe85 A bit tired from turning the entire ocean into wine last night and having to go after Ghandi, who was pulling his pants down and showing his woodpecker. We didn't believe it at first when he said it was a "WOODpecker", but he actually practised the secret art of chopping wood with his pecker, which he was all to happy to demonstrate whenever nobody was a watching.... that is until we heard the pecking noise ofc....and where all forced to bare witness... it was a sick night otherwise... but he really did cause havoc, and had to be contained, since trees where falling over all over the place
Marshall Applewhite 😂😂😂😂😂😭😅
11:55
*pulls up pic of dead body
Ethan: *FRESH AS HELL*
seriously tho...
Lol
They do be kinda fresh tho
I don't think they were dead yet
@@tupacfashur5690 if there is a blanket over their body they're definitely dead
“Cause you know Jesus was the ultimate sneakerhead” - Ethan Klein 2018
J3 Music
Jesus had some Gucci sandles.
fire custom made sandals
Holy shit, Ian really did his research.
Duke Wouldnt it be a slap to the face to Jesus wearing Sandals showing up with fancy fresh Nikes??
Duke I know this
Yeah he did! I even emailed the heavens gate members and they responded! It's fascinating
Shut up. How is that surprising enough to warrant a “holy shit”?
Duke Bro isn't his name ethan
Mr leader guy looks like that meme guy shrugging saying guess I'll die. Makes sense based on the cult lol
Underrated comment, I knew he looked familiar
Fr😂😂😂
Maybe Eternal Atake will be out by the time the spaceship roles around again
lmao
@@casperhill.3876 that shit gone for good we'll never see(hear) that, label ripped him off.
So,7 months later from your comment and it’s finally happening lmao
Nice guess
It’s out now bro
I love how Ian's emails to the cultists were way more professional than those to Lil Uzi's representatives.
Dead ass. It looked like he was just trolling uzi
uzi vert? demon?
Celebs are never replying on social media except you are someone to work with, so Ian most likely texted them for the giggles in the presantation
im gonna start a cult called hell's highway where we wear h3h3 merch and jump into erupting volcanoes
Hopefully this will revive filthy frank
Angel H our goal is to join papa fanku in his world
Where do i signup
Count me in! Sold!
Isn't that just the backstory for Scientology?
there are pairs from the actual bodies worth $6600
DivideMyCheeks that’s bullshit, there’s a pair on eBay for $6600 but they’re unworn
I def gotta.cop
Can’t wait to flex those
Ian’s questions were amazing. They were so thorough, well thought and professional. It felt like serious journalism.
Ian the intern deserves a raise! Great job with the PowerPoint.
Omg Dirty Dan
The comic sans especially.
Dirty Dan lmao double his salary is still 0 because 0 x 2 is still 0
He deserves a real pair of yeezeys/yeesys... Whatever
“Should I be scared of Mr Uzi vert?”
Yes 😈✝️🔥
Would anyone care to join me and a couple of friends for some applesauce?
How bout a quick game for a quick kiss instead?
Applesauce gone poison gone (SEXUAL)
@@Smokeyxz (IN THE HOOD)
LEWD POLICE oh mm no no no
LEWD POLICE sounds good rn
Here's the really weird thing about Heavens Gate.
During the time of Hailbot, we had one of the largest UFO flaps in America since the 1950s 'I think'.
I my self saw lights in the sky on 3 separate occasions in the summer of 1997.
Summer of 97 I remember what I thought was a fighter jets fly over head of me. Me and my friends were super freaked out, somehow my parents didn't see it tho.
Hale-bopp
Eric Potts happened a second time in cny early 2010s. Everybody called the cops and stood in the street watching lmao
@@mikesmrtka8218 jeez that’s fucking freaky
Stay away from applesauce kids
Applesauce, vodka and plastic bags are a hell of a drug.
It’s gross anyway
The Duck Solution innit
Veridian
fuck i just had some
I love applesauce
Dude, after the digging that Ian did, you can never rag on him again
I was gonna say replace Jamie. Then I realized Jamie is the dude on the Joe Rogan podcast
This was amazing. They should do this for every cult or alien group monthly.
"cause all their homies are cruising on a spaceship with JESUS" 🤣
I'm really enjoying the Ian the intern hip hop segments. We need more of these!
8
"ALLL MY FRIENDS DEAD!"
It all makes sense now
PUSH ME OFF THE UFO WITH JESUS AND HIS FRIENDS
@@Ian0818_ nah lil uzi just likes making controversy over cult
@@xlkiritolx8156 no. Attention equals streams and sales aka. Money
Jacob Hyde YESSS
I love how at the end of Ian's presentation the image is of kanye's album lmaoo
that’s what i was thinking lmao
NEW PATEK ON MY WRIST
WHITE DIAMONDS THEM SHITS IS PINK
Swamp Vermin u a bad bitch then we gon link
Hit the shower you might stink
Bitches bad yeah they all migrate
@@Ilililililm shut up bitch don't give me migraine
It was just one big NIKE ad
"Even if it means sacrificing everything"
Watch lil Uzi put in samples of the cult leader's speeches in his songs
@OLTAN ATEŞ EVREN people have been doing that for years dont give 1 person credit
julian alexander hes never gonna drop the album so fuck it
J Schools he’s said that it’s supposed to drop in two weeks a week ago
@@kasenlehenbauer4855 this comment is proof it's not coming out
Yeah the albums not coming out
It's so sad how frivolously some people will throw away this beautiful opportunity of being alive in the universe
Endless Ambition I would literally throw away my life for a bag of beef jerky before hand
“Hey what kind of music do you listen to?”
“Oh I’m really into hale-bop!”
"We don't think Watchmojo means that much" Well i can agree with the cult on one thing.
Do more videos on cults lol low key was interesting
Def not low key shit was fire
Low.key.. hahahaha
You can listen to tons of Jim Jones’ Jonestown sermons and rants on RUclips. He recorded everything. Even the final call to suicide.*
* Jones committed suicide, most of the 900ish followers were brainwashed and coerced. Many of them were actually shot in the head and chest. I maintain they were murder victims, not cases of suicide.
Ray W tell em. Niggas will get an arm chopped off and say “this low key hurt” lmao
If you’re interested in it I suggest Last Podcast on the Left, it’s an amazing cast and it’s all sanctioned around cults, true crime, occult and a bunch of other topics. They have two part series on this cult, Jonestown and a few others
Not blinking is part of a hypnosis technique.
Interesting
Isn’t the long over dramatic pause a thing with hypnosis too
What hypnosis technique?
This is legit my favorite video on the entire internet. So much nostalgia watching the podcast in the old studio when I was younger and always loved Ian's powerpoints.
Guessing heavens gates are more into R Kelly then Uzi.
Than*
You can't escape me.
I will correct every mistake you make...
I..
I am bready to die.
Relax.
i used to hate but once i realized you were a troll i now have a new appreciation for you
*Hugs* Welcome... Brother. :)
Manuscripter ready*
So you can talk about suicide cults but can't say Alex Jones? I'm confused with this platform
It's because RUclips disagrees with Alex Jones politically
Suicide cults dont conflict with youtubes left leaning ideological biases, alex jones does. They're weeding out everyone who doesn't think like they do.
Yeah but not only is Alex Jones right leaning, he is also missing a few brain cells, and he’s a fucking nut.
Vinny seems like a conspiracy theorist.
When did H3H3 talk about gay frogs?
They had some *clean* azz Nike’s on tho can’t deny that 💯
Who watching this now that EA is dropping?
Wondering what it all really means to uzi for him to make dude his pfp an use the logo an all this shit
@@vxnte5576 Uzi is gonna use this as an opportunity to brainwash his fans.
@@zeke3103 get out
@@2styx get in
@@zeke3103 already am
That guy definitely slayed in staring contests
WHO WOULD WIN??
lil uzi vert VS a bunch of dead people
Depends. How shitty do the dead people rap
Jokerramos BeTTeR Thant HiM
i think you mean lil uzi vert vs a bunch of dead people partying on an alien spaceship with jesus behind a comet
@@andydonovan7323 i know who i got my money on 👽
BraulioPan dead people
I interviewed them a few years back for a research paper and they answered every question I asked and they were admittedly very nice. Responded faster than my dad ever has.
You drip or drown 💧 in this game we call life, I guess Heaven’s 🅱️ate was just dripping too much for us mortals💯
Ffaaaaxxxx
What the fuck
My pfp sums up my reaction to this comment
Holy fuck this is underated
Wild _Toilet yu already kno 5
Jesus was rockin the Jerusalem cruisers when he went up 😂😂
I heard they were fake. Broke-ass chump
He went up on a Tuesday.
Top 10 Anime Battles
I’m Dad D-Dad
Dad!?
hi
Unoriginal and gay
Hey dad!
18:30 Just for anyone curious, when the cultist refers to a "classroom situation" that just means rejoining the group in the afterlife. Heaven's Gate used a lot of terminology related to the "classroom" or "lessons" and it referred to the members of the upper echelons (so like those that committed suicide) who stayed together in closeknit groups (ie, naturally, before the mass suicide).
i was at that concert when uzi said that it was insane and legit sent shivers down my spine...
I just realized in Uzi's song "Uppin Downers", the saying "The only chance to evacuate, is to leave with us". The song is somewhat old so it seems he's been planning this for a while. Might have something to do with him talking about him wanting to join the "27 Club".
@wolgangkev I must have an editing version then :/
True, we'll just act like its really there ;)
Captain Murphy used that sample not Uzi you bitch
Issack May I DONT WANNA GO IF THERES NOT NO PILLS THERE
I swear to fucking god if he kills himself I will die I can't do it. He is my idol.
Ethan seems extremely hard to work for, poor ian
Totally agree he's really mean to him
It’s a joke y’all
*yall kno how jews are, they need the money*
Isn't he the intern?
They're very close..
It's a mutual joke to try and make the audience laugh, or at least enjoy themselves.
Ian's PowerPoint presentation is the best thing ever
I remeber going to Walmart and people were offering free apple sauce samples. Is Walmart part of the cult?
idk just dont sample the Greek yogurt
Robert Marley why
O yeah yeah yeah yeah
@@theycallmethehunter5096 Underrated comment
Clearly
A little hip, a little hop, a little hip hop
Pádraic Haughey it’s “pretty hip, pretty dope, pretty hip pop” lollll I love yours though
Malena everybody loves when you put a spin on a classic
Pádraic Haughey a little halebop
“He wraps”
Like professionally?
19:13 ethan sounds like a villager
😂😂😂😂
The two people who run the site lost all their homies... all their friends are dead
the_watch_collecting_guy did they get pushed to the Edge?
I think they were called home team and away team.
Y'all forgetting the OG Flying Lotus using Heaven's Gate aesthetics
Psychedelic flying lotus. Look up captain Murphy duality which is a project by captain Murphy. It uses heavens gate imagery
The only way you can survive... Is if you leave, WITH US. That song use to give me huge chills at the end hahaha found it when I was like 15 🖖😎
and audio clips. That's how I first heard "Earth is about to be recycled"
your only chance to evacuate
is to leave
WITH US
AQGOAT24 niice
i asked them about the "Classroom situation" and this is their response
All the students of Ti and Do were in a Classroom situation from 1975 to 1997.
Ti and Doe were the teachers after all
That's true but not the whole story. I know Mark and Sarah well but they have seemed to lose perspectives or stopped paying attention to what DO taught after they were instructed to leave, because DO was very clear there could be new students after they exited though for them suicide was not in the cards because people now who gravitate to Ti and Do's teachings are not with a present Older Member (DO) who gave them permission to exit with him. People now need their vehicles to learn lessons through. All humans can be students if they seek it by seeking the highest source of truth in the deep space heavens and want to apply for crew membership so will be helped to have the experiences they need to have to grow to accomplish that. Just believing in them isn't enough. We must stand for TI and Do when most people are treating them like evil cult leaders which they were not. Their "cult" had zero of the behaviors and ways ALL the others had. That's a fact I can prove but it's up to each person to want to take a look at it, to see. good luck with looking up.
3spm cap
Yeah you guys go on to the next level of existence we will stay behind and man the website lmao
They were the smart ones lol
Jesus had those fresh sandals doe
Piccolo
#jerusalemcruisers
Yeah the jerusalem 11's
"Gotta be Fresh" ~Workaholics
*ya gotta, ya gotta, ya gotta be fresh*
If you listen to the song "Heaven's Gate Away Team" by Sadistik, you can learn a lot. Underrated artist. Just wanted to give him a shout out due to the topic.
Imagine just having fun at a concert then you hear what Lil Uzi Vert said.
I'm out of that place that instant.
Imagine just having fun at a concert and then you see lil uzi come out to perform.
Im drinkin some suicide juice that instant
Me: Why am I in hell?
God: Thou hast likened to Lil Uzi Vert
me: to god : cmom man he has good music
Do more cult videos
nahhhh dont want them ending up like alex jones
james dacus wait who tf is he and what happened
They should talk to Post about his song, Jonestown Interlude on Beerbongs and Bentleys and ask him about the cult itself.
FunFact: The members of Heavens Gate actually died in shifts while the remaining living members then covered the deceased in their cloths. Then the next group went....
This was enlightening, guys. Also, Ian seems like a really sweet guy. He’s totally cute.
$uicideboy$ - I HUNG MYSELF FOR A PERSONA's cover is the same picture with the purple thing over the body
tommy thank youu
Lol who are they
Poopy Doctor 2 dudes that make some really good music(subjectively)
Liinkoln underground? They're long past that. They're mainstream, that is why the masses are aware of Suicide boys.
Did this dude just say $B is underground? 😂
Lmao "All My Friends Are Dead"
Avneesh Mehton he was talking about dead presidents...
Victor I'm talking about the fact that the two people left Don't have friends cause they ate the apple sauce and it's ironic cause they are sueing Lil Uzi vert who has alyrics that say all my friends are dead push me to the edge
Victor Doesn’t matter what he was talking about, when the repetitive lyrics of the hook are heavily subconsciously depressive.
You don’t think that Hip Hop glorifies death, drugs, and crime for no reason, do ya? 😌
I'm pretty sure the Green Bay Packers have had that G logo way before Heaven's gate had the G in the circle..
The G logo for the Green Bay Packers was adopted around the same time Heavens Gate was created.
@@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 the 60s?
Sam Sykes yeah that was like 1961. It was a big G. Not even the exact same logo they have today. Definitely been around a while
I loved the segment from Ian. I would love for him to make preparations and do more presentations like this one.
One question Ian should have asked, is if the surviving members have their original Nikes! Lol
keenarnia I wonder if the police auctioned off the Nikes or just burned em
I miss your old stuff on YT so sad you guys don't make vids anymore, love you guys ♡
same, i feel this isnt really suitable for the younger crowd i suppose
They should embrace uzi like scientology did with cruise
The packets “G” logo was long before the heavens gate logo
Packers* you right
By the way, the greek word for "overcome" is spelled, "nike" though pronounced, "nik-ah'-o. that also means, "to subdue, to conquer, prevail, get the victory" They subdued their human vehicles - made them subservient to their Next Level Minds that even looked forward to losing their vehicles to conclude their task for their Older Members from the Next Level.
Isn't Nike the Greek goddess of victory?
@@connorm7915 Nike literally translates to victory and what OP refers to as "nikaoh" is the verb "win".
This is one of the guys who was in the cult, he was in an Inside Edition interview as Sawyer
Concepcion Reynoso yep just looked it up
Ian should be on the podcast more often!
“No I’m not, um, Marshall Applewhite” he talks about the leader in his song leaders
They actually took high strength sleeping drugs and put plastics bags over their heads.
Best. Power-point. Ever. 👏🏻👏🏻
Tounge. Punch. Fart. Box 💨😝
I wanna get into the alien abduction insurance business.
güneş yörük 🤔👍great idea
I want to get into the alien abduction business ¿
I just want to get anally probed
Then sadly you won't need insurance. 🤔 Already lost business 😣
i got my llc 10 minutes after this video
Bro, this album just dropped today
I still can't get over how funny this segment is. You should have Ian dive into more topics like this. Honestly hilarious
Ethan literally has 0% knowledge about modern hip hop I find it amusing
Avery Sheer yea no wonder his channel dead
And have nun to talk about
Avery Sheer post malone is his best friend so I think he knows a bit
DjKawbVEVO post Malone is like Logic and
G-Eazy in that they’re pop star rappers. They have their own niche in the hip hop community but don’t really garner a large amount of focus or respect among the hip hop community as a whole. Which is why they are not deeply in discussion among the hip hop community as a whole due to their informal interpretation of rap. The fact post Malone is good friends with Ethan would be a reasonable factor within itself that Ethan is not very well versed among modern day hip hop, and the way Ethan talks about hip hop in general proves that he is indeed not very well versed with modern day rap or hip hop. It’s not really a big deal or a bad thing I just find it comical lmao
Avery Sheer I feel like Post Malone is respected... But idk bout logic or g eazy
Ian the intern has more journalistic integrity than most people that are paid to be journalists these days.
Just for calcification. Obi Wan slashed of anakin's legs, not arms on mustafar🤷♂️
"Cruising on a UFO with JESUS" 😂😂
*hums h3h3 outro*
viktorayy :D 【animated】 *CUMS IN DANISH*
*hums ian the intern theme*
*hums the fortnite default dance music*
viktorayy :D 【animated】 *whistles while I twerk*
Humus
Ethan should know it’s Jonestown, did he not listen to beer bongs & Bentley’s
I remember thinking that badge was dope and emailed them to order one. they are out of stock :(
I want one
"Claps" thanks Ian for the informative power point lol😂
Ian killed it
I thought you were talking about idubbbz when you said come on out ian
Cult: leaves 8 member to maintain the website
Also cult: kills off everyone on the design team
Rewatching this after Eternal Atake dropped and Lil Uzi Vert is doing this thing called "women in purple" and they wear the same uniform as the cult members
Uzi should have used an @ for the A to fill up that keyhole
Seeing Ethan talk about hip hop is so weird
true
Ethan is a hip hop god so it isn't weird
Agreed he doesn’t seem to have any knowledge about the modern rap scene it’s pretty comical
Todays rap is trash anyways, so i suppose he’s blissfully ignorant
Hide The Chicken not all hip hop today is trash you just have to spend some time and research to find artists you like... its key tho to sway away from most of the mainstream hip hop today because most of it is indeed trash
Ethan, you used to be my favorite youtuber. But now after missing that Star Wars reference you're just top 5
The “ way back “ is a time traveling machine in the movie about the smart dog and his son
Hila you should change your name to Haley Bop. i approve
Sub to me
Hallie bop
pieordi bro there’s a fly on ur head
I'm high af ur picture got me so bad wtf