I have to be cleaning my room or else my friend can't have a sleepover with me tomorrow, but no. I'm watching a fucking Dan Howell sneezing compilation. What am I doing with my life? xD
I forgot about this....until it came up in my recommendations again. I forgot how amazing this was. His sneeze is honestly the cutest....how can someone be so perfect? Not possible....but yet, here he is.
*Sneezes once* Phil:Bless you! *Sneezes again* Dan: *Eyes him* WHERES MY SECOND BLESS YOU?! Phil: I ain't giving you 2 "bless you"s this isn't a "bless you" factory Dan:such a bad friend
Teacher: What did you do in your holidays kids? Me:Uh. Watched a 26 year old man sneeze compilation and 26 year old men laughing compilation.:) Teacher: oh. anyone else?
Tbh ive lost half my friends to me sneezing all the time. In band class, my nickname is LITTERALLY Hurricane Henry because I sneezed so hard I moved my papers on my stand and nearly fell backwards in my chair
Doctor : "You have 1 minute and 40 seconds to live" Me : "How did you know EXACTLY when I was going to die? Like, 1 minute and 40 seconds is WAY too specific"
why am i watching a man sneezing what am i
same
youre a human :')
Trash.
Ur Phan trash
+Secrets Society welcome to the club
why do his sneezes sound so cute wtf?, how? I don't get it
Ok except that last one
that last one is goals
timetodie mine sound like a goose
Ikr! Mine sound like a dying elephant
i sound either like a train or a hawk
Him "why am I sneezing"
Me "why am I watching a video of Dan Howell sneezing"
Best👏🏻Comment👏🏻on this👏🏻Video
"This isn't the bless you factory!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is my life. I am watching a 25 year old man sneeze....
same...
25 year old
IM SO DUN
+Dil Howlter Josh Dun
I'll leave
is worst when is freaking 3 in the morning
this is the video I didn't know I needed
accurate
same
Same
ストーリー same tbh
carolinestories omg yes
Teacher: so what did you do with your summer
Me: I went to jail 3 times and watched a 25 year old man sneeze at 2AM
same
same
Me
PhanYouNot Plz it's one am here
same
Yes I did just spent 1 minute and 40 seconds of my sad life to watch a sneeze compilation from a grown man
ItsCera *spend
Sugar coated Candy cat -spend-
))
at first i read 1 hour and 40 seconds and i was like "wait really you watched it that many times"
WORTH IT
ItsCera I literally rewatch this all the time
Me: yeah i'm just a casual fan i guess
also me: **cries at night while watching this**
literally my life rn
same tbh
same
"I'm not even that obsessed tbh" **mom walks in** "uhhh"
I’m so glad I’m not the only one that cried at this
1:36 sounds like a fucking gunshot
IT DOES OMFG
You said that and I heard it and I started laughing so hard omfg
I choked on a grape reading this comment I laughed so hard
I'm crying omfg
+Twenty Øne Crybabies dont cry CRAFT!
the slowed down sneeze sounded like a gun shot to me
also DAN GROSS NOT IN YOUR HAND
It sounded like a gun shot to me too
Why not in his hand, sneezes approximately contain 3 times less bacteria than your hand.
Yeah let's just sneeze in the air so other people can get infected by your germs >:D
@@fruittypun799 sneeze into your shirt its your germs on you
It was def a gunshot XD
DAN HOLDING IN HIS SNEEZE ON YOUNOW IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
10k im leaving
this is what all of our lives have come to
11k
12k
14k
15k
I love how he puts up his finger 😂
Same
hes like “wait.....”
It's 12:30 at night and I'm watching a 25 year old man sneezing for over a minute but I regret nothing
It's almost 4:30(am) where I am, I am such trash
3:40
omfg it's exactly 12:30 at night where I am right now. Holy fuck. And I also regret nothing
1:57
12:43
I'm jealous. Dan's sneeze is like a baby panda's and mine is like a freaking giraffe's. WTF!
Lol my friends tease me and are like awwwwee cause I sneeze like a cat
^ SAME HELP ME
my dad says my sneeze is like a mouse fart cause it legit sounds like I'm saying hat-to really high lol
OMF I can't breath. 😂😂
That Nerd Who Is In The Phandom mines a chocking hippo
WhY iS HiS sNeEzE tHe SaME NotE eVerYTiME
"che-HOO!"
+bilsisnøtamazing I don't know why your comment made me laugh so hard, but it did.
We ArE wRtInG lIkE gAmZeE
Oh no u brought up the g note
why???
mentally insane I'll check
I have to be cleaning my room or else my friend can't have a sleepover with me tomorrow, but no. I'm watching a fucking Dan Howell sneezing compilation.
What am I doing with my life? xD
Me
Living it well
Living life to the fullest
+Let sister Daniel bless your day SISTER DANIEL!!! BLESS MY SOUL!!
Cat ❤. Exactly what's happening to me right now...
9k you're all trash
I know
yeah
true
14k we're all trash
10000000000k
if i had a fanbase this is what they would do
make and watch video compilations of me sneezing
i just sneeze so much this would end up being a thing
Angelia Kingsbury MAKE VIDEOS AND ILL PROBABLY BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN EVER
Angelia Kingsbury IVE ALREADY SUBSCRIBED THERES NO TURNING BACK NOW
OK DO IT IM GONNA SUBSCIRBE MAKE A FANBASE IM UR BEST FRIEND NOW TOO LATE 😂😂
oh shit what have i done
what has my life become
That's what I was thinking.
+Leah Perini me too 😂
my thoughts rn
+em something your profile pic is amazing
weird..
the ending is like a gun shot or something
Ikr xDDD
omg his sneeze is so adorable *fangirling intensifies*
Madeleine Stuckey uhm no stop just stop
Why are there dislikes it's just somebody sneezing
because 42 people are deaf and will never hear the joy of life called dan sneezing
Person : What do you do in your free time?
Me: *shows this video*
I like how he dosnt cover his mouth and nose but instead just leans over and sneezes
why have i watched this so many times
he's so cute how can you not watch it
Dan : * Sneeze*
Phil: Bless you
Dan: *Sneeze*
Phil:..Bless you..
Dan:* Sneeze*
Phile: I AINT BLESSIN' YOU NO MORE.
do u think hes seen this
boi oh god i hope not
boi I hope so
.....I don't know if I'm on the cute side or on the weird side of RUclips....plz send help
I'm pretty sure both😂
both
It's a combination of both since, were in the phandom obviously.
Trust me, there's weirder videos. This is pretty much normal.
It's 4:41AM, I've got an exam in five hours, and I've been watching a 25 year old man sneeze for a minute and a half.
When you slowed the last one down it literally sounded exactly like a gunshot
I love it when he holds up one finger and then sneezes😂💜
Dan is the only person I know that knows when he's about to sneeze
If you clicked on this, you’re in too deep. There’s no turning back now.
You know, there's just something about a 25 year old man named Dan Howell sneezing that just makes me happy.
everyone says i sneeze like dan im blessed
This isn't a bless you factory. New favorite Phil quote
This is exactly why i love the internet
I forgot about this....until it came up in my recommendations again. I forgot how amazing this was. His sneeze is honestly the cutest....how can someone be so perfect? Not possible....but yet, here he is.
"this isn't the bless you factory" lol 😂
*Sneezes once*
Phil:Bless you!
*Sneezes again*
Dan: *Eyes him* WHERES MY SECOND BLESS YOU?!
Phil: I ain't giving you 2 "bless you"s this isn't a "bless you" factory
Dan:such a bad friend
I clicked this on accident and I was too lazy to exit out what is my life I'm watching a grown man sneeze
"this is not a bless you factory" i love that line xd
no dislikes bc dan is a pure cinnamon bun
You spoke too soon there is one now
+More useless than Dan howell's belt I love your username 😂
+Erin Brown thank you 😂💞
Over 92k people watched a man sneeze for almost 2 minutes
You're trash
I'm trash
We're all trash
I have an exam tomorrow n I'm watching Dan Howell sneezing compilation where is my life?
Isha Gaikwad on far away landdd
He's so cute when he sneezes
i'm not sorry for watching this
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're watching a compilation of a fully grown man sneeze at 5am
I love how when Dan sneezes he just questions reality for a second and then goes back to what he's doing.
1:15 me when people ask what's wrong
HIS SNEEZE IS SO FUCKING CUTE
damn you know youre obsessed with someone when quote "his sneeze is cute"
1:37 sounds like a gunshot XDD
You know your to far to be saved when you turn to Dan sneazing. Tbh it's adorable tho. Don't lie u loved it
Teacher: What did you do in your holidays kids?
Me:Uh. Watched a 26 year old man sneeze compilation and 26 year old men laughing compilation.:)
Teacher: oh. anyone else?
His sneezes are so adorible I CAN'T
1:36 Phil's like meh
His sneeze is the cutest thing
Tbh ive lost half my friends to me sneezing all the time. In band class, my nickname is LITTERALLY Hurricane Henry because I sneezed so hard I moved my papers on my stand and nearly fell backwards in my chair
Dan sneezes are soooo adorable!!!
You know you're in too deep when you watch this beautiful compilation
Did I just watch Dan sneeze instead of doing something productive with my life
DONT SNEEZE ON YOUR HAND!!!!!! DAN HOWELL AND PHIL LESTER!!!!
this was uploaded on my golden birthday... FANTASTIC
I kept on watching this over and over again lol :)
_”where was my second bless you?”_
I love how he has to put his finger up and notify us before he sneezes
why am I watching a dan Howell sneezing compilation
His sneeze is so cute!!!
everyone watching this now 👁👄👁
this is the content i have been looking for the 18 yrs of my life, thank you.
1:30 is adorable he goes cross eyed and he's so small and what the fuck am i doing with my life
My life has come to this. Dan Howell sneezing compilations as I eat my cereal. Life is good.
The last one sounded like a gunshot
The internet is a weird place when videos like this exist...
But I’m here for it 😂
Phil's Face on the Thumbnail
His sneezes are so cute i can’t
THOSE 7 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED BETTER COME HERE SO WE CAN FITE
Let's be honest
This wasn't in you recommendations
*You searched for it*
what is my life
He's so adorable I cant
Sneezing kink much?
Doctor : "You have 1 minute and 40 seconds to live"
Me : "How did you know EXACTLY when I was going to die? Like, 1 minute and 40 seconds is WAY too specific"
so this is where it has come to? is this ultimate trash level?
He has the cutest sneeze in the world😍😍😍
I love how he puts up his finder every time right before he sneezes.
I have run out of dan Howell content to watch so it has come to this
There are laughing compilations, singing compilations and I'm here watching Dan sneeze... what is this life
I didn't know I needed this in my life until now, bless you
Everytime I'm on RUclips, I keep coming back to this channel and then I'll watch d&p videos 'til 3 am... i'm trash help
I like how dan falling off chair videos are longer than dan sneezing videos
Why is his sneeze so cute ❤
Why does Dan have such a perfect sneeze? It's not fair 😂
'I ain't gonna give you two bless yous. This isn't a bless you factory!'
why was this so adorable omg
he sneezes so adorably
It's staying up and watching these kinds of videos that make me question my life choices
I like how he like does this ☝ before sneezing 😂😂
why is this so precious? especially when he was holding back during the liveshow?
this is the quality content i subscribed for