Could be worse, they could have abducted Bruce Banner. That would have had a different narrative for sure. Bruce: Hmm...looks like I've been abducted by aliens...again. Better see what the game plan is. Xeno: Bruce: Looks like they want to train me for a life of indentured servitude. Seems like they have a lot of those here. Well, time for me and big H to go back home. Xeno: He just turned green and opened the door! Like it was made from paper!...Good thing I'm wearing the blue pants today.
@@stevedixon921 Yep,like one comment is saying:The only way to have made it worse for them would have been if SOMEHOW they had abducted Dracula himself😱.
Good Doggo! Whose a good boy? You are! A dog's love is something that everyone should have but not everyone is deserving. Doggo abandoners are evil SOBs.
Being an immense animal lover, & knowing just how much smarter they are that so many don't give them credit for. The 1st story was so very awesome. Stories from the animals point of view are the best. My 1st experience was in Dean Koontz's Dragon Tears. This story gave service animals a proper applause. ASN many stories you narrate are written by so many very talented authors. You give them the life they deserve.
I really thought it was a war dog or police dog. Then it was a medical service dog. Even better. It gives a whole new perception to that type of dog, with the accompanying disgust of people who abuse the notion of these brave guardians by conferring the title on any animal they please. Like a boot camp washout claiming to be a green beret.
Wow, and the second one is a pissed off human decides to just take over the ship, and does it with guile and cunning instead of brute force! This must be an M Night Shatamathon set. As they say on robot rooster, “What a twist!”😂😂😂😂😂
Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: I am reminded of the "Alien Abductions" story, but this is of course actual dogs. But it proves my point about that earlier story, and how it could've gone. Story 2: Congratulations xenos, you done Castlevania'd yourselves.
"Drug me here"... Really??? The past tense of DRAG is DRAGGED, for fucks sake! Only an American could fuck up basic English so badly! That aside, the first story brought tears to my eyes.
English is more complex. There are a few situations where "drug" is the right term, rather than "dragged". This is one of those situations where that could be the case.
@@lanceknowlton1871 What kind of idiot argues about the English language with someone far more fluent in it's usage? Silly question, really - you're an American. 'Drag' and 'drug' never have, and never will mean the same thing. The past tense of 'drug' is 'drugged'. Before you continue your idiot argument, look up the definitions in an English dictionary.
Why you keep professing your love, while subjecting the poor Mutts to cruelties and indignities, IDK! Xenos abducted a Bellmont , then proceeded to educate him in their language and technology, until he freed the rest of their captives and took the ship for his own.
I loved that first story.
Only the bestest of dogs complete the training. Only the bestest can lead the blind.
Those aliens had the worst luck possible except perhaps they hadn't abducted dracula himself.
First story: We don't deserve dogs.
Second story: Ah, YOU must be the Belmont~.
First story was just great, good dog.
Second story, you messed with a Belmont, what did you expect.
"You must be the Belmont!"
Oh no, the Belmont clan has escaped into space. Now the monsters of the universe need to be very afraid.
Doggy is good boy, Marcus Belmont… bad boy!
Fucking hell, imagine a Alien race coming upon a alternate Earth and kidnapping Dr Strange,or Iron Man or whatever🤣
Could be worse, they could have abducted Bruce Banner. That would have had a different narrative for sure.
Bruce: Hmm...looks like I've been abducted by aliens...again. Better see what the game plan is.
Xeno:
Bruce: Looks like they want to train me for a life of indentured servitude. Seems like they have a lot of those here. Well, time for me and big H to go back home.
Xeno: He just turned green and opened the door! Like it was made from paper!...Good thing I'm wearing the blue pants today.
@@stevedixon921 Yep,like one comment is saying:The only way to have made it worse for them would have been if SOMEHOW they had abducted Dracula himself😱.
Not gonna lie, hearing Agro yell "I am the good boy!" Made me laugh out loud 😂
Also when "I knew she was the titan I needed to PROTECC"
I really like that first story. More stories like this and The One Who Smells Like Flowers!
'The one that smells like flowers' was one of my favorites.
@@lanceknowlton1871 Not just me then... STEAK!!!
Good Doggo! Whose a good boy? You are!
A dog's love is something that everyone should have but not everyone is deserving. Doggo abandoners are evil SOBs.
Agreed
That first story was written by someone who truly knows the psychology of their subject. Absolutely nailed it!
Awe man, the Class of Titans made me cry
Second one was nice but the first one 🤣 oh boy I was trying really hard not to burst out laughing at the end! XD
Great narration!
For the algorithm!
That first one threw me off. Not going to lie I was offended for a good portion of the story 😅amazing writing and story tell, as always.
It was kind of obvious at a certain point…
Being an immense animal lover, & knowing just how much smarter they are that so many don't give them credit for. The 1st story was so very awesome. Stories from the animals point of view are the best. My 1st experience was in Dean Koontz's Dragon Tears. This story gave service animals a proper applause. ASN many stories you narrate are written by so many very talented authors. You give them the life they deserve.
I really thought it was a war dog or police dog. Then it was a medical service dog. Even better. It gives a whole new perception to that type of dog, with the accompanying disgust of people who abuse the notion of these brave guardians by conferring the title on any animal they please. Like a boot camp washout claiming to be a green beret.
Wow, and the second one is a pissed off human decides to just take over the ship, and does it with guile and cunning instead of brute force! This must be an M Night Shatamathon set. As they say on robot rooster, “What a twist!”😂😂😂😂😂
@@nachoakajrod that's not just any human, it's a goddamn BELMONT!
Greetings Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: I am reminded of the "Alien Abductions" story, but this is of course actual dogs. But it proves my point about that earlier story, and how it could've gone.
Story 2: Congratulations xenos, you done Castlevania'd yourselves.
I listen to your narrations often and I enjoy the stories you narrate. Thank you for all the hard work and time you spend doing it.
Marcus Belmont: What a guy.
Barley is such a good boy.
1. Good dog.
2. Welp their boned.
You are damn right he's a good boy! Now and forever!
That escalated quickly.
Both stories were really enjoyable. For the algorithm!
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
lol the first story had me going thought a human got abducted by giants
An interesting POV perspective for a service dog/seeing eye dog being trained.
This is a test. Guess WHO is being tested.
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
1.5 minutes in and I am sure it's a puppy.
keeper going
Love the good boy Marley
For the algorithm and the narrator.
*TITANS LOVE ME BECAUSE I AM SO CUTE!*
*PROUD TO BE A RABBIT!*
As a dog this checks out
Very good ... good boy
For the Algorithm11!
neat
Cool even...
He is the bestest of good boi's
"Drug me here"... Really??? The past tense of DRAG is DRAGGED, for fucks sake! Only an American could fuck up basic English so badly! That aside, the first story brought tears to my eyes.
English is more complex. There are a few situations where "drug" is the right term, rather than "dragged". This is one of those situations where that could be the case.
@@titanama0574 Bullshit. The correct past tense is 'dragged'. 'Drug' is ONLY used by ignorant Americans.
Drug, dragged past tense
@@lanceknowlton1871 What kind of idiot argues about the English language with someone far more fluent in it's usage? Silly question, really - you're an American.
'Drag' and 'drug' never have, and never will mean the same thing. The past tense of 'drug' is 'drugged'.
Before you continue your idiot argument, look up the definitions in an English dictionary.
🤠
Why you keep professing your love, while subjecting the poor Mutts to cruelties and indignities, IDK!
Xenos abducted a Bellmont , then proceeded to educate him in their language and technology, until he freed the rest of their captives and took the ship for his own.
It explains where the positron rifle in Aria came from...