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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @rassalas4638
    @rassalas4638 7 лет назад +3974

    "let's get in the closet"
    "bitch no i just came out" lmao

  • @lulu486
    @lulu486 7 лет назад +19108

    "I'm old and married. I don't pick up anything but like dirty clothes..."

  • @bluepheonix2179
    @bluepheonix2179 7 лет назад +5127

    "It's geology. I think it's funny."

  • @cirimaepalaganas3464
    @cirimaepalaganas3464 5 лет назад +3068

    1:35 that one guy in the back laughed at his nerd joke and I found that relatable on a a nuclear level.

    • @jolene9756
      @jolene9756 4 года назад +7

      lol

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 3 года назад

      It was a pity laugh
      That pickup line sucked

  • @robertkasokeo1326
    @robertkasokeo1326 5 лет назад +4143

    0:50
    “Hey daddy”
    “Welllll hellooo there”

  • @notmychannel276
    @notmychannel276 7 лет назад +4747

    "you're a very nice lady and i would like it if you came over uhmm to my moms house and maybe we could have a sandwhich"
    real smooth, larry

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 7 лет назад +187

      Jolo Endona If that doesn't get the panties flying off I don't know what will.

    • @Confident-Village148
      @Confident-Village148 7 лет назад +16

      Jolo Endona they said that as i saw the comment

    • @lucyn.620
      @lucyn.620 7 лет назад +4

      +aspebb retweet

    • @DieDivya
      @DieDivya 7 лет назад +71

      That was pretty cute though.

    • @seukosa
      @seukosa 7 лет назад +5

      Jolo Endona I was just about to put this in the comments

  • @juicyvintage023
    @juicyvintage023 7 лет назад +3256

    Koji doesn't even have to say anything to make me fall in love with him lmao

    • @strangeturtle5947
      @strangeturtle5947 7 лет назад +2

      was he in this? didnt notice him. when did he show up?

    • @juicyvintage023
      @juicyvintage023 7 лет назад +92

      Koji appears at 1:52 for like 0.005 seconds, but my love for him is endless

    • @jcash9258
      @jcash9258 7 лет назад +41

      Koji appears at 1:52 and there is 152 likes...
      Calculated.

    • @xristinapapadopoulou1255
      @xristinapapadopoulou1255 7 лет назад +1

      what did he say though??😂😂

    • @arricherie
      @arricherie 7 лет назад +10

      xristina papadopoulou "do you come here often?"

  • @VeralBoni
    @VeralBoni 5 лет назад +2199

    2:58 “If I told you that I love your body, would you hold it against me?” Now that is real classy 👌

  • @joserosario7264
    @joserosario7264 5 лет назад +2210

    "I would love to say your beautiful, but beauty is on the inside, and I haven't been inside you yet"

  • @jx7bb425
    @jx7bb425 4 года назад +5087

    Me trying to flirt with my crush :
    3:03 expectations
    1:56 reality

  • @cc-cs5036
    @cc-cs5036 7 лет назад +4776

    "you're a very nice lady and I would like it if uhh uhh you come over to my mom's house and maybe we can have a sandwhich.."
    😭😭

    • @jiijoestar1107
      @jiijoestar1107 6 лет назад +5

      Caitlin C.S if you are ya cant be able to type this comment

    • @vinnahernandi7151
      @vinnahernandi7151 6 лет назад +5

      Caitlin C.S i'm laughing so hard😂😂

    • @paulaayala7747
      @paulaayala7747 6 лет назад +15

      My favorite one!!!

    • @shilloe13
      @shilloe13 6 лет назад

      Caitlin C.S same

    • @vanirana5678
      @vanirana5678 6 лет назад +2

      Caitlin C.S the way he said... Nervousness

  • @coronavirusokboomer9537
    @coronavirusokboomer9537 5 лет назад +3180

    0:33 *YOUre EveN CUTeR then MYY mOM*
    Me: *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @LindieBotes
    @LindieBotes 6 лет назад +1982

    1:11 is so pure

    • @rinaberman7686
      @rinaberman7686 6 лет назад +106

      Same with 1:28

    • @hernamar-uo8uf
      @hernamar-uo8uf 6 лет назад +6

      That’s exactly what I thought

    • @BEEFlad
      @BEEFlad 6 лет назад +44

      I thought you meant "you, now, comon"

    • @ghostofmisao.
      @ghostofmisao. 5 лет назад +8

      No 1:05

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 года назад

      ..which..which one? Cz if that person told me to come with them i will heres my contact info for emergencies

  • @theviolethole4071
    @theviolethole4071 6 лет назад +6182

    1:56 like it or not, but he's gettin all the ladies

  • @aesthetictaes8432
    @aesthetictaes8432 7 лет назад +479

    1:23 she's done with life

  • @maggieguo4323
    @maggieguo4323 4 года назад +487

    My favorite: “I would say God bless you, but looks like he already did.”

    • @hajj9722
      @hajj9722 4 года назад +29

      I just go laid to this. I'll never forget you soldier.

    • @uuzimane5615
      @uuzimane5615 4 года назад +4

      @@hajj9722 THESE COMMENTS IM SO DONE LAJAKJAKAJA

    • @neerajtiwari5365
      @neerajtiwari5365 3 года назад

      Oh my.

    • @neerajtiwari5365
      @neerajtiwari5365 3 года назад

      @@hajj9722 Fr tho?

    • @neerajtiwari5365
      @neerajtiwari5365 3 года назад +2

      @@uuzimane5615 Hey would you mind explaining what's "LAJAKJAKAJA"? Is it "HAHAHAHAHA" intentionally misspelled for some reason?

  • @xLesk
    @xLesk 7 лет назад +1861

    "You ladies like poptarts"
    literally spit my drink out lmao

    • @jordan6287
      @jordan6287 7 лет назад +41

      Lesk You ladies like poptarts? Because I'll pop your tart any day 😂

    • @maemae5174
      @maemae5174 7 лет назад +1

      1000th like!!!

  • @davidenespoli9274
    @davidenespoli9274 7 лет назад +3813

    "Hey you dropped something!" "What?" "Your standards, hi I'm Davide"

    • @Rhdnsislekndnfkd
      @Rhdnsislekndnfkd 7 лет назад +21

      Davide Nespoli ahahahah so funny

    • @avrieamey1496
      @avrieamey1496 7 лет назад +25

      Davide Nespoli that works lmao

    • @EvannB1
      @EvannB1 7 лет назад +9

      Davide Nespoli lmao i like that one

    • @jabobo
      @jabobo 7 лет назад +117

      "Are you a school?" "Cause I'd like to shoot some kids inside you"

    • @saulcovarrubias8212
      @saulcovarrubias8212 7 лет назад +14

      Jabril …

  • @dj-mh5se
    @dj-mh5se 7 лет назад +549

    0:49 got me cracking up laughing
    *flips hair*
    "Why hello there?"

  • @rachel-im7dl
    @rachel-im7dl 5 лет назад +981

    1:00
    "are you a magician?"
    cuz *ABRACADAAMN*
    LMAO

  • @bubble1166
    @bubble1166 6 лет назад +2294

    0:55 " You look crispy " IM DEADDD

  • @Megan_44
    @Megan_44 7 лет назад +1615

    A guy asked me to feel his arms once and I told him "my dad said I'm not allowed to play with guns"
    It was a very low point in my life

    • @briellebooth8257
      @briellebooth8257 7 лет назад +80

      deaddddd

    • @maemae5174
      @maemae5174 7 лет назад +36

      Best comment

    • @croozu
      @croozu 7 лет назад +87

      Megan then the whole restaurant clapped.

    • @Megan_44
      @Megan_44 7 лет назад +101

      Emmanuel Cruzz I was actually in my foods class and literally everyone heard, clapped and laughed. Grade 12 was rough

    • @EmmaCosmo
      @EmmaCosmo 7 лет назад +35

      honestly that's a genius comeback. i'm gonna use that at some point.

  • @nouraelbagalaty5096
    @nouraelbagalaty5096 6 лет назад +1427

    "i only pickup dirty clothes"
    FREAKING DEAD
    1:25

  • @nanditamondal1033
    @nanditamondal1033 4 года назад +298

    0:26: "what's in the menu? me n u"
    That's my favourite pick up line too!!!!

  • @nuclearwinter6231
    @nuclearwinter6231 6 лет назад +514

    "You have a nice jawline it looks sturdy enough to sit on" that got me lol

  • @danielasofia3222
    @danielasofia3222 7 лет назад +655

    " If I had to rate you out of 10, I would give you a 9 because I'm the 1 you need" :))

    • @kimanicoates7987
      @kimanicoates7987 7 лет назад +1

      Daniela Sofia 👏👏👏

    • @stinehelen161
      @stinehelen161 7 лет назад +4

      Daniela Sofia Well done👏🏼💖

    • @MautiseBoswell102
      @MautiseBoswell102 7 лет назад

      Daniela Sofia good

    • @kabeisha7664
      @kabeisha7664 7 лет назад

      that's not her pickup line guys lmao

    • @ripped729
      @ripped729 7 лет назад

      I'm the 1for you ;))
      By that I mean I'm a 1\10 but I'm hoping you'll still like me

  • @Xiong373
    @Xiong373 7 лет назад +683

    1:12
    "You now! Come on!"
    If only it was that easy 😂😂😂

  • @millapaues5297
    @millapaues5297 5 лет назад +1052

    1:56
    i have never flirted with anyone, but when i do this will be sooo me

  • @TheSomeawesome
    @TheSomeawesome 7 лет назад +290

    Guy at 1:56 sounds like when you highlight something and ask your computer to read it out.

  • @rorowhy9702
    @rorowhy9702 5 лет назад +1921

    “Did you fall from heaven?”
    *_I SCRAPED MY KNEE CRAWLING OUT OF HELL_*

    • @thehopeofeden597
      @thehopeofeden597 5 лет назад +188

      That must be why you're so scorching hot then, huh?

    • @cottoncandy9858
      @cottoncandy9858 5 лет назад +29

      @@thehopeofeden597 wayooo!😂

    • @wannieluvs2274
      @wannieluvs2274 5 лет назад +17

      @@thehopeofeden597 damnnnnn🤣

    • @natez999
      @natez999 5 лет назад +16

      Awsamazing Eden applause 👏🏻

    • @wisegirlandseaweedbrain250
      @wisegirlandseaweedbrain250 4 года назад +11

      @@thehopeofeden597 Ohhhh my goddd ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 😂😂😂 Smoother than freaking silk 😂

  • @louisesansoe.193
    @louisesansoe.193 7 лет назад +680

    Do you belive in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

    • @nazihahrk
      @nazihahrk 7 лет назад

      lualui sansel some random guy walked up to me and said that to me in a mall😂😂😂

    • @daxylol1277
      @daxylol1277 7 лет назад +3

      lualui sansel ok this is good not gonna lie😂

    • @farimasultani6138
      @farimasultani6138 6 лет назад

      Damn this is a good one 😂

    • @emilly8600
      @emilly8600 6 лет назад +1

      lualui sansel I love that song

    • @devannyblanco3309
      @devannyblanco3309 6 лет назад

      I love that line I bet it will work

  • @vampireassassin
    @vampireassassin 5 лет назад +346

    "All these seats seem to be taken, is your face available?"
    Someone kill me 😂😂

  • @frostyfire3102
    @frostyfire3102 5 лет назад +3059

    0:33 YOU'RE EVEN CUTER THAN MY MOM
    WTF??!!

    • @em-bi5no
      @em-bi5no 5 лет назад +49

      Frosty Fire CRYING SKHEKWJF

    • @Jugdjay
      @Jugdjay 5 лет назад +64

      I smell an Oedipus complex.

    • @mrman3398
      @mrman3398 5 лет назад +94

      Alabama 100

    • @joeljames3947
      @joeljames3947 5 лет назад +26

      WEST VIRGINIAAAA
      COUNTRY ROADSSSS

    • @vanesibolland8365
      @vanesibolland8365 5 лет назад +4

      Re santiagueño

  • @manzanagameplays8300
    @manzanagameplays8300 6 лет назад +695

    75% of your body is water, and im thirsty.

  • @tazzassin4087
    @tazzassin4087 7 лет назад +240

    "are you a math textbook, because you have a lot of fucking problems"...

  • @eagleeyes4555
    @eagleeyes4555 4 года назад +3086

    2:37 "Hey yo Ma, Can I Get your NuMber hUh"
    Girl: *writes down number* Use that later
    Never fire this editor lmao

    • @jvasava3
      @jvasava3 4 года назад +225

      2:17 too
      "if i were a drum, i would let you bang me all day"
      "i am actually in a band"

    • @duvan-solis
      @duvan-solis 3 года назад +6

      Nah, they wouldn't. This editor is *fire*

  • @NickDionisio
    @NickDionisio 7 лет назад +5689

    Me: "On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
    Her: "North Korea."

  • @stephenchambers4105
    @stephenchambers4105 5 лет назад +1741

    1:07 "You ladies like pop tarts?"

    • @frankoceantears4351
      @frankoceantears4351 5 лет назад +9

      I replayed it like 30 times and it's still funny 😂

    • @orsemcore
      @orsemcore 5 лет назад +7

      we all heard it in the video, you don't have to repeat it in the comments.

    • @spacegalaxy8576
      @spacegalaxy8576 5 лет назад +1

      I played it over and over

  • @Vzla-bg6pd
    @Vzla-bg6pd 5 лет назад +1082

    The girl from 2:40 has an antique beauty. She looks like she came out of the 50's! I love her style!

  • @nelozk1860
    @nelozk1860 4 года назад +434

    "I like your glasses, are you smart?"
    No Susan I can't see 😑

  • @bbyxo0o
    @bbyxo0o 7 лет назад +1414

    Ok but for real,
    Do you like poptarts and do you like cheese is literally me.

  • @t.abby02
    @t.abby02 5 лет назад +3742

    2:34 and welcome to my RUclips channel

  • @kelsyejordan
    @kelsyejordan 7 лет назад +322

    1:34 That was the funniest pick up line ever. Don't worry I get it buddy😂😂😂

    • @f8f8esufj2a1
      @f8f8esufj2a1 7 лет назад

      Kelsye Jordan I don't get it

    • @vallano8970
      @vallano8970 7 лет назад +3

      Norweeb TM 5th grade science my friend. Elementary dear Watson

    • @luckyb6820
      @luckyb6820 6 лет назад

      UniqueAce *bad* just plain old *bad* 😂

    • @alcatrazbunny1713
      @alcatrazbunny1713 6 лет назад +1

      Norweeb TM He's using the way an Earthquake forms as a pick up line

  • @m.adnanhisyam5080
    @m.adnanhisyam5080 5 лет назад +2048

    *me talking to my friend while the teacher is talking*
    The teacher: 1:12

  • @bambizhuang3233
    @bambizhuang3233 6 лет назад +261

    1:48 I love the way he says cream...

  • @bellawear769
    @bellawear769 5 лет назад +592

    I’ve been complaining to Spotify all day wondering why you weren’t one of the hottest singles

  • @samanthaifere5385
    @samanthaifere5385 7 лет назад +340

    " You now come on " I'm dead 😂😂 1:12

    • @xblkink
      @xblkink 5 лет назад +1

      💀😂💀😂

  • @no.dont.
    @no.dont. 5 лет назад +233

    0:52 her voice sounds like the girl from the twins from how to train your dragooooonssss

    • @Gman0440-Gamer
      @Gman0440-Gamer 4 года назад +2

      Lol underrated comment😂😂😂😂

    • @Keplerc-ir7fu
      @Keplerc-ir7fu 4 года назад +3

      The HTTYD character is named Roughnut.

    • @queenflippy
      @queenflippy 3 года назад

      @@Keplerc-ir7fu voiced by Kristen Wiig :)

    • @Crhvxgyfvbfxtgxxt
      @Crhvxgyfvbfxtgxxt 3 года назад +1

      I love those kinds of voices lel

  • @morghanxpaige9792
    @morghanxpaige9792 7 лет назад +1301

    Me: you dropped something
    My crush: what did I drop?
    Me: your standards, Hi I'm morghan
    That's the pick-up line I always use😂😂

  • @tinyamay
    @tinyamay 6 лет назад +184

    2:34 that Christian is probably the only one i‘d really go out with

  • @godssquad4755
    @godssquad4755 7 лет назад +198

    0:55 “you look crispy” 😂😂😂

  • @user-zn7lp9wu9r
    @user-zn7lp9wu9r 4 года назад +146

    2:08 ok that was the best one

  • @zfbananas
    @zfbananas 7 лет назад +549

    ""Oh you're half-Japanese and half-white? That's hot. It's like one half of you is a naughty island girl and then the other half of you is the half I can actually take home to meet my parents!" That's been said to me." HOLY FUCK WHO SAYS THAT?!

    • @nicolasrmarca9642
      @nicolasrmarca9642 7 лет назад +2

      I don't really understand this can anyone elaborate?

    • @zfbananas
      @zfbananas 7 лет назад +22

      What about it don't you understand?

    • @tyerra1213
      @tyerra1213 7 лет назад +28

      Nicolas Rmarca The guy was saying that her Japanese side is exotic and her white side is acceptable to take home to his parents

    • @mimimarcus
      @mimimarcus 7 лет назад +38

      I don't get that one. It's kinda racist. 😂

    • @sprinkleofjasmine5912
      @sprinkleofjasmine5912 7 лет назад

      but maybe she is half Japanese and half white... ?

  • @kaylee1516
    @kaylee1516 7 лет назад +126

    "If you were a triangle, you would be acute one" 😂😂

  • @jewels.06
    @jewels.06 5 лет назад +1159

    Me- did it hurt?
    Her- did what hurt?
    Me-when you fell from the vending machine because DAMN BABY YOU A SNACK😍

  • @cammys8468
    @cammys8468 4 года назад +174

    1:51, so humble compared to all the dirty ones 😂

  • @mykailareynen868
    @mykailareynen868 6 лет назад +690

    3:04 shot me dead

    • @_aiko020
      @_aiko020 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @ayllanoor5952
      @ayllanoor5952 5 лет назад +4

      oh honey ur not alone

    • @xotamnna2006
      @xotamnna2006 5 лет назад +1

      I shit my pants and it’s midnight when i’m watching this video HAJAKSBDKD

  • @issarae1371
    @issarae1371 6 лет назад +491

    2:13 VOICE OMGF

  • @chachi5429
    @chachi5429 7 лет назад +496

    I'm no photographer but I can picture us together

    • @notjadalolll
      @notjadalolll 6 лет назад +1

      CHACHI wooow, that's a good one.☺

  • @deyshafelisha4983
    @deyshafelisha4983 4 года назад +743

    3:04 "Are you cinderella? Cuz' your clothes will be off by midnight 😉"
    Dammnn.. I love that pickup line.. I likeeyy
    Edit: Thank you Feona Sang for the spelling 😜😳

    • @harmonyrolf4611
      @harmonyrolf4611 4 года назад +5

      I love that too😍👌

    • @feonasang1367
      @feonasang1367 4 года назад +2

      *by

    • @sarraigcse9169
      @sarraigcse9169 4 года назад +10

      Feona Sang feona sang she gave u sum credits 😚😍

    • @drew6395
      @drew6395 4 года назад +11

      How about this? "What if we dont make it a not so silent night?" It is christmas themed pick up line. 😅

    • @marwaallali849
      @marwaallali849 4 года назад +7

      And his voice made it 100000 times better

  • @Le00ders0-0
    @Le00ders0-0 6 лет назад +427

    0:53 i Love the voice

    • @sosa5889
      @sosa5889 6 лет назад +18

      i thoughtt i was the only one to think her voice is so nice

    • @isabellapentrelli2247
      @isabellapentrelli2247 6 лет назад +9

      Leonard Neuhoff omg same her voice is so cool

    • @negrom225
      @negrom225 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @queeenbeee5238
    @queeenbeee5238 7 лет назад +302

    ABRACADABRA, ALAKAZAM
    ARE U A MAGICIAN
    COS ABRACADAMN
    that's my friends favourite.

  • @litskypancakes2638
    @litskypancakes2638 7 лет назад +160

    0:13 *_MY BODY IS READY AFTER THAT LINE_*

  • @jxavier3876
    @jxavier3876 4 года назад +124

    0:26 Why do I get the feeling that this guy *really* likes my voice.

  • @ryancarson8461
    @ryancarson8461 7 лет назад +188

    Can we take a moment to recognize how clever the quarter flipping one was (1:44)

  • @vaibeebeats7450
    @vaibeebeats7450 5 лет назад +2798

    Him: hey
    Her: I have a boyfriend
    Him: I have an English test
    Her:why do I need to know that?
    Him: just thought we were naming things we could cheat on

  • @sofias8794
    @sofias8794 6 лет назад +414

    1:56 Basically me ☠️😂

  • @MelAsYouSaidIssa
    @MelAsYouSaidIssa 4 года назад +204

    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    *gets rejected. Panics*
    "Cause it looked like you landed on your face"
    - credit Jimmy Carr

  • @shygondry2789
    @shygondry2789 7 лет назад +47

    THE BAND ONE NAILED IT, IM SOLD
    and also the cinderalla guy was hella cute hit me up

  • @candidtangerine
    @candidtangerine 7 лет назад +226

    1:56 has me dead 😂😂😂

    • @eddiehra
      @eddiehra 7 лет назад +6

      NachoTheBarnacle my mans needs to save some pussy for the rest of us smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @splurcon
      @splurcon 7 лет назад +3

      i really hope that was a joke

    • @lucyspencer3103
      @lucyspencer3103 7 лет назад

      NachoTheBarnacle ã

    • @lorenjohnson7488
      @lorenjohnson7488 6 лет назад

      All Bs aside you can get a lawsuit filed against you nowadays for this stuff pretty bad when you need a lawyer to get a date

  • @urfatherkookoo9381
    @urfatherkookoo9381 6 лет назад +246

    0:24 yes we are, now let’s order it

    • @amyz7376
      @amyz7376 6 лет назад

      soccer mom a Jhooooooooooooope

    • @meganc1106
      @meganc1106 6 лет назад

      @Vincent Torres Yeah?

  • @exmmqgacha8839
    @exmmqgacha8839 5 лет назад +95

    "Are you bank loan? Because you have my interest."

  • @kawaii_potato5574
    @kawaii_potato5574 7 лет назад +101

    "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!" My pickup line

  • @pottylottie547
    @pottylottie547 7 лет назад +145

    "Do you like cheese?"
    all I could think of was
    "My favourite is Gouda" from she's the man AHAHAHAH

    • @kat4866
      @kat4866 7 лет назад

      I love that movie 😂😂

  • @thundersbugs
    @thundersbugs 5 лет назад +584

    1:08 "do you like cheese?"
    THIS KILLED ME KSJDBFJSDBFK

    • @vanesibolland8365
      @vanesibolland8365 5 лет назад +17

      The perfect woman doesn't exi...

    • @scottcrow1416
      @scottcrow1416 5 лет назад +3

      Guess she watched she's the man before this.

    • @NaomiTCOOKIES
      @NaomiTCOOKIES 5 лет назад +4

      Why, yes! My favorite's Gouda :)

    • @cham1763
      @cham1763 5 лет назад

      @Naomi holy shit I watched that movie last week at school lmao 😂

    • @pinktacokillah5287
      @pinktacokillah5287 4 года назад +1

      Yuh

  • @jupee8603
    @jupee8603 4 года назад +534

    Them:"Did you fall out of Heaven?"
    Me: "Are you calling me Satan?"

  • @monaramirez1287
    @monaramirez1287 6 лет назад +168

    1:12 had me dying because that's me when i see a cute guy

  • @ikraabla
    @ikraabla 7 лет назад +128

    the coin flipping one is genius

  • @caseyjones3750
    @caseyjones3750 6 лет назад +189

    0:07 I'm dead😂😂😂😂

  • @xenocide-agario3605
    @xenocide-agario3605 5 лет назад +50

    1:28 has a very soothing voice

    • @kayleeng4505
      @kayleeng4505 8 месяцев назад

      Sounds like Yuna (Itzy)

  • @leen8469
    @leen8469 7 лет назад +399

    *MATH GEEK ALERT*
    I heard you're good at Algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

    • @SnowVipera
      @SnowVipera 6 лет назад +12

      Creative Burst AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO USING THAT!!!

    • @leen8469
      @leen8469 6 лет назад +3

      Miss Aubry
      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @ameliawards
      @ameliawards 6 лет назад +2

      Omg that’s great 😂

    • @deelynn1538
      @deelynn1538 6 лет назад +3

      👏👏👏

    • @aldi-wolfmikazuki9808
      @aldi-wolfmikazuki9808 6 лет назад +2

      Creative Burst 😂😂👌👌👌👏👏👏👏

  • @klarastopar7946
    @klarastopar7946 5 лет назад +506

    *is your name wifi? bc im feeling the connection*

  • @cathtrbl8601
    @cathtrbl8601 7 лет назад +35

    "You're trash."
    "No wonder I wanna take you out."

  • @vedantgurung7189
    @vedantgurung7189 4 года назад +144

    Nobody's going to talk about this 0:13 😂

  • @Hnz17
    @Hnz17 5 лет назад +892

    Mine is:”Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you”

  • @eliasb.1416
    @eliasb.1416 7 лет назад +289

    Do u have some German in you? No? You want? 😂😂

    • @mgtv8461
      @mgtv8461 6 лет назад +11

      better version, replace "you want" with "not yet" - My fave pick up line

  • @anot3468
    @anot3468 6 лет назад +221

    1:12
    MY REPLAY BUTTON

  • @littlestdumpling.963
    @littlestdumpling.963 4 года назад +39

    3:05, um, I'm in love with that wink. Can I get his nunber? 🙂

  • @rover928
    @rover928 6 лет назад +107

    the girl with the polar bear pun has an amazing voice. just thought it needed to be said

    • @ciscot54
      @ciscot54 6 лет назад +1

      VR gaming BRO I WAS WAITING FOR THAT COMMENT

    • @thiccboii5487
      @thiccboii5487 6 лет назад +1

      It sounds like it would be on a Coke commercial

    • @kayleeng4505
      @kayleeng4505 Год назад

      Where is she ?

  • @kardemomme3828
    @kardemomme3828 7 лет назад +646

    THEM: Did it hurt??... When you fell from heaven?
    ME: I dug my way up from hell

  • @arealie4915
    @arealie4915 7 лет назад +72

    "You look crispy"

  • @elliannagrace4245
    @elliannagrace4245 4 года назад +24

    0:45 honestly seems like one of the best ones he’s just so straightforward

  • @corinne5684
    @corinne5684 7 лет назад +2858

    are you korean? cuz i think we're seoul-mates ;)

  • @_gr4ves_
    @_gr4ves_ 7 лет назад +268

    "I'm old and married, I ain't picking anything up besides dirty clothes.."

    • @Chunz_Lo
      @Chunz_Lo 7 лет назад

      -,' abigail ,'- Why is this so relatable 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @mousethecat3836
    @mousethecat3836 6 лет назад +194

    You ladies like pop tarts 1:08

  • @elleo4218
    @elleo4218 4 года назад +61

    nobody:
    absolutely no one:
    that one guy: *AY YO MA*

  • @madisonmorell4336
    @madisonmorell4336 7 лет назад +253

    Mine is "You're so hot, we have to measure you in Kelvin."

    • @potatochip5941
      @potatochip5941 7 лет назад +2

      Madison Morell 😂

    • @stalem8834
      @stalem8834 6 лет назад +16

      that makes absolutely no sense

    • @notjadalolll
      @notjadalolll 6 лет назад +1

      stale m8 exactly, I don't get that line at all.

    • @lanijajohnson29
      @lanijajohnson29 6 лет назад +1

      Mine is YOUR UGLY AF lets make out

    • @yaseensaleem143
      @yaseensaleem143 6 лет назад

      Madison Morell 😹👏🏻👏🏻

  • @souldy09
    @souldy09 6 лет назад +906

    Yo idk why by 2:12 had me weak af

  • @splurcon
    @splurcon 7 лет назад +277

    0:33 wtf

    • @GeometryDashDyno
      @GeometryDashDyno 7 лет назад +26

      I'm not even gay but that was hot

    • @snatched6830
      @snatched6830 7 лет назад +15

      Rick Sanchez that guy is so weird

    • @guppy8073
      @guppy8073 7 лет назад +1

      I was so surprised I got spit all over my screen skdmfndng

  • @davyneoglesby2236
    @davyneoglesby2236 5 лет назад +113

    1:32
    Him : says nerdy joke
    Me : understands
    Also me : 😬noo dudee nooo