Once walked in on my friend doing this exact encounter. He was sat at the computer, lights of, at night, curtains close, volume on full. Laughing like a maniac. Good times
WUNDER64 Actually an average day is her just sitting around being lazy. She only really works hard on really shitty days. It's the same thing for Mario, he doesn't do shit ALL of the time. Most of the time he just lazes around and visits Peach when she bakes a cake and Bowser doesn't show up to wreak shit up. This also applies to Harry Potter. I wonder what Harry does when he has nothing to do.
Friends: "He looks so focused I wonder what deep things he's thinking of." Me: *What is the deal with Flandre's legs?* Remilia: *her legs freak me out better keep her in the basement.*
Sadly, if the game engine was improved to handle well over 2000 bullets on the screen along the bullet patterns being fixed this could be a legitimate difficulty.
5900 grazes in 30 seconds with normal enemies? (and that ain't even the boss) That is just madness. Anyone who can do this without dying or using a bomb is an absolute *MADLAD* or in touhou words: a *LUNATIC*
It's fun to take something well-known and make it new again =) Generally it's just a bit harder, with the few WHAT, NO, IMPOSSIBLE! sections. I was surprised how doable and fun it was though, after expecting it to just be stupid. Also, good luck with Mokou!
This happens when you tend to combine the "More Dakka" trope with Touhou. Kind of like mixing a liquid atomic bomb with a sample of Cthulhu's DNA mixed with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
Touhou Players in a war: Soldier: SOLDIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK TO COVER!!! Touhou Player: _No need for cover._ *Dodges all of the bullets as he shoots the enemies* Soldier: What the hell? How are you doing... that? Touhou Player: _Bullets are useless if they're being used by a fool._ *Kills the entire enemy squad* Soldier: Wow, I must say Soldier, that was mighty impressive! Touhou Player: Thank you, I learned to do what I did by playing a game known as "Touhou". Soldier: ...Towhow? Toohoo? What? Touhou Player: ... Anyway, let's move! Soldier: Towhoo... Perhaps I should look into that sometime.
@SadisticPenguinofAND About the katakana part/english words, I don't know if it has been said already, but it reads "kuranberii torappu", then "reevatein", then "foo obu a kaindo", then "Sutaaboo bureiku", then "katadioputorikku", which are the "pronounciation" written in katakana. Not sure why they write it like that and not just in english.
@SadisticPenguinOfAND *Sees orbs moving to the music to 9:03 and later when the music stops for a little bit, when that weird thing happens to the bullet pattern, sees ?! in the annotation* Was kinda funny when that ?! appeared at the same time the music went down a little bit, matched so perfectly. Was like ; NANI ?! Still great playthrough, bro. =)
I shed a bit of tears inside at the ending ...and to thought you were truly going to show me who's the boss of this game, the big boss of this touhou game
as far as i can tell, ultra seems like a double-edged sword: the whole stage difficulty stands on bullet density, and since some bullets travel faster they get out of the screen more quickly, plus the bullets limit screws up some patterns making them far more easy than the normal thing. however, it pulls the read-dodge reflex to the limit... now, what would happen if the 2000 bullets boundary would disappear (Yukari's fooling aroud again...)
"I fibbed a bit though, I can't quite kyuu everything. Some things are just too big - the center of the moon can't fit in the palm of my hand, so I can't make it go Kyuu. I still need some practice, but maybe one day I'll be able to kyuu the sun so me and Remi can play outside! Then she'll never have to worry about burning in the sun again!" -Flandre Scarlet
As someone who has (painfully) gotten through EoSD Extra, I have to say...some of the faster things look easier than their slower counterparts. Main reason: less screen cluttering. Bullets that lag behind make me paranoid and kill me so much.
There is a new ultra mode, I think it called SCARLET.EXE, there are 3 mode: EZ, Lunatic, EX. Oh, they have 3 correction: Correction 2: Each [1up] give 3 lives. Each [B] give 6 bombs. Correction 1(default): Each [1up] give 2 lives. Each [B] give 4 bombs. Correction 0: Each [1up] give 1 lives. Each [B] give 1 bombs. Correction 2 is recommended for play the patch.
@NervFaktor00 I surprisingly found that your right, I went and DL'd the ultra mode and Flandre was a LOT easier because her patterns broke. I actually beat her whereas every other time I tried on normal I would lose at the last life >.< I have yet to beat her normally...
@akototemp You could try typing 'touhou' in the appstore. Mine came as Reimu in the icon, and the title 'Touhou Fantasy Night'. Oh and yeah, I've got a copy of Another World. I just wanna keep to my World Link for now. (I have 6 copies of Touhoumon waiting for me to play. And it's not a nice feeling when you're downgraded back to 'lousy Bonéka trainer' after becoming 'Sinnoh Champ'.)
Well, it looks like it's possible to save a few bombs in ATWTBN on the blue bullets part at least, since those are all straight lines and is actually somewhat realistically readable (with very fast reactions and good skills at least, neither of which a player who can't even capture normal Starbow Break consistently like me have). If one puts them altogether perfectly (or do a 15FPS run or something), this is... surprisingly possible.
@SadisticPenguinOfAND Does the patch stay forever if you use it? If it stays can you tell me how to remove it? I dont wanna have bullets nailing me every corner i try Flandre D:
@curtmack Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just always figured that they would simply use the Japanese words for four of a kind in a situation like that, or at least definitely for Kagome Kagome.
Everyone makes the "dodging rain" joke, but honestly, this is more like dodging light.
Probably lightning...
...In bullet shape
Dodging light is just dodging lasers
@@daiyousei.1586 You wanna try dodge some lasers later?
the graze counter is happy
420 graze it bch
*SHOTS FIRED*
*Raymoo graze dat 420s*
*Patchouli Royal flare dat shit*
*le lives go down 0 game over*
Once walked in on my friend doing this exact encounter. He was sat at the computer, lights of, at night, curtains close, volume on full. Laughing like a maniac. Good times
And that guys is the average day of Reimu
WUNDER64 Actually an average day is her just sitting around being lazy. She only really works hard on really shitty days. It's the same thing for Mario, he doesn't do shit ALL of the time. Most of the time he just lazes around and visits Peach when she bakes a cake and Bowser doesn't show up to wreak shit up. This also applies to Harry Potter. I wonder what Harry does when he has nothing to do.
Austen Redd
yep, but when shitty day is the day. It's weekly or montly. I don't know for sure
I wish I could move faster than light during a shitty day. That'd make getting to class a whole lot easier.
Reimu's gamertag is ext3rminat0r_of_ a$$es
nice peko pfp you got there
The attacks are actually broken due to the max bullet count being reached. Imagine if there wasn't one... 'shivers'
I can destroy the max bullet count
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@@justasteamplayer7542 Yes. I am creme caramelle
flan fan
@@flanfre_skarlettm more powerful(by 1)
Flandre ultra mode.
Aka trying to dodge rain.
XD
regular touhou is dodging rain
this is dodging...
the air molecules
Forget that its as hard as not touching matter
Making you NON EXISTENT
you can do it maybe, if you have 55 dodge (payday 2), black belt and titanium armor (terraria)... maybe something more
Make the bullets half transparent and it would be more accurate.
I guess Flandre is still only using 10% of her full power :D
But danmaku doesn't even have anything to do with their actual powers D:
Nah bro there is spellcard rules in danmaku touhou battle,, that you cant use all your powers
whats unbelievable is all these levels is one man's work
Welcome to the Salty Splatton, how tough are you ?
How tough am I ?!
I beat Flandre Scarlet on ultra !
Yeah, so ?
WITHOUT TAKING DAMAGE.
Parama Aditya
I knew I made a issue.
I just imagined this with luigi from your profile pic lmao
Sorry, sir you may go in
6:07
Uh, right this way. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Friends: "He looks so focused I wonder what deep things he's thinking of."
Me: *What is the deal with Flandre's legs?*
Remilia: *her legs freak me out better keep her in the basement.*
Me: Watched the video. Deleted touhou 6. Go to bed
Where do you even get this game ;-;
just search it touhou 6 and you should find with no problem
mobiuzz Yes thank you ive found it and hmm im having nightmares ;-;
Youre welcome XD
Never to play this stage on ultra mode
Dat yellow square. Flandre just stopped caring at that point. XD
3:23 her head is exploding...
Actually it's just the game freaking out on itself. So it can't render Flanders Sprite inside the bullet. So it shows only the bullet.
that was a joke
that was a joke
that was a joke
Looks like the game hit a maximum bullet count there.
After seeing this I have one question: what the hell is a hit box
dead center of the character model, the only problem I've had with it is the fact you have to constantly keep track of it
TritoniumX5 character model? i thought it was a sprite.
***** yes, I used model in a 2D context, when its better suited for 3D. my mistake.
It's about 5x5 pixels
A miserable pile of pixels, but have at you!
If I cant do it, someone has to find a way to raise the bullet limit in this
We need these damn bullet patterns
IM ON ITohfuckmycompilerrrr
***** I tried I can't.
*howls with you*
Bullet fractals :D
+COMPW ODG Why isn't it doable?
Sadly, if the game engine was improved to handle well over 2000 bullets on the screen along the bullet patterns being fixed this could be a legitimate difficulty.
Wow, people are good at this! Meanwhile, I still need to even unlock the extra stage. YAY.
Good luck.
I... I can't get past Cirno.
I can’t even reach Cirno
Same
Edit: same as OP not the people who can't get past Cirno I can easily get past her it's Patchouli and Sakuya I have trouble with
I can't even play EoSD
I tried Flandre a few minutes ago.
I did it, but before real Flan's defeat(she had to "explode") i got hit, and the stage restulted not complete :(
Everyone: *talks about how hard the gameplay is*
Me: omg this has so much scoring potential
Flandre : I'm lazy to do good patterns, imma just shit bullets out
5900 grazes in 30 seconds with normal enemies?
(and that ain't even the boss)
That is just madness.
Anyone who can do this without dying or using a bomb is an absolute *MADLAD*
or in touhou words:
a *LUNATIC*
and i thought lunatic was crazy .-.
WHY WOULD ANYBODY MAKE THE (near) IMPOSSIBLE EVEN HARDER!?!?
I've just realised that the player did that without seeing the hitbox.... Damn.
Anyone can do the near impossible. Touhou fans want a sense of achievement!
Deniz Akbaba Size information of the hitbox in EoSD is public. You can memorize the size so you don't need to see the hitbox.
whos got time for that
People who want to get better at EoSD.
4:00 Flandre is throwing up
You evade her vomit
The attack patterns are irregular because ZUN literally didn't program in enough bullets. I know this as a fact.
Wh- That's impossible! There's no such thing as 'too much bullets'.
Touhou 6 : 2001? Nah that's 1 too many bullets.
Zun : No such thing as too much bullets.
I feel like the faster bullets either makes a certain part a lot harder or a lot easier.
would have been harder if eye was the extra boss...
Cirno the Ice Fairy nu, ME, I WILL MELT YOU
You would have be better
Can I pet you
trUE, UR thE stRongEst
How many brain cells do you have Cirno
Hehehe...
Aisha Elemental Master im awesome...
spider-goku me ^^ i killed Remiu more than once
Aisha Elemental Master yeah^^
Aisha Elemental Master ¤_¤
Aisha Elemental Master
O3o
In reality. Id be so cool if humans could actually evolve enough to have a hit box.
When this guy takes a break from Ultra difficulty, he goes to Lunatic.
Anticlimatic ends? The last spellcard of ULTRA Flandre! You're a beast!
Flandre's attacks are just CRAZY! I JUST DIED WHEN FOUR OF A KIND STARTED!
lol you should try making it to ripples of 495 years she throws everything she has at you XD
I cant even make it there! :P
AvastFluttershy'sBanana I can't even make it to Flandre in general. XD
XD On Lunatic mode I die when Flandre just pwned me on her first attack!
Four of a kind in ultra mode was a nightmare
XD!! It made me laugh like how the video ended right when you died
It's fun to take something well-known and make it new again =)
Generally it's just a bit harder, with the few WHAT, NO, IMPOSSIBLE! sections. I was surprised how doable and fun it was though, after expecting it to just be stupid.
Also, good luck with Mokou!
I love how at 9 minutes in you press shift with the music.
Just like how I was tapping my fingers on my keyboard. XD
This happens when you tend to combine the "More Dakka" trope with Touhou. Kind of like mixing a liquid atomic bomb with a sample of Cthulhu's DNA mixed with Chuck Norris's chest hair.
5:02 Taboo: Four of a Kind: One of us does all the work
I think my eyes are burning from seeing those projectiles
I LOLed when the yellow bullet pattern near the end completely failed to be threatening.
Touhou Players in a war:
Soldier: SOLDIER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET BACK TO COVER!!!
Touhou Player: _No need for cover._ *Dodges all of the bullets as he shoots the enemies*
Soldier: What the hell? How are you doing... that?
Touhou Player: _Bullets are useless if they're being used by a fool._ *Kills the entire enemy squad*
Soldier: Wow, I must say Soldier, that was mighty impressive!
Touhou Player: Thank you, I learned to do what I did by playing a game known as "Touhou".
Soldier: ...Towhow? Toohoo? What?
Touhou Player: ... Anyway, let's move!
Soldier: Towhoo... Perhaps I should look into that sometime.
Coming to theaters near you
After that, Soldier found dead in his room after locking himself for 5 month.
"The strongest power need the strongest will" - Touhou Player
cringe
😬
-throws a Nuka Grenade at you-
I am running out of things to throw here!
bro racking up graze like how i rack up child support
@SadisticPenguinofAND About the katakana part/english words, I don't know if it has been said already, but it reads "kuranberii torappu", then "reevatein", then "foo obu a kaindo", then "Sutaaboo bureiku", then "katadioputorikku", which are the "pronounciation" written in katakana. Not sure why they write it like that and not just in english.
@Smbz9 The Centennial Festival for Magical Girls is the stage part's theme.
It is said if you beat this with no deaths and no bombs, ZUN personally comes to your house and gifts you a lifetime supply of beer
@SadisticPenguinOfAND *Sees orbs moving to the music to 9:03 and later when the music stops for a little bit, when that weird thing happens to the bullet pattern, sees ?! in the annotation*
Was kinda funny when that ?! appeared at the same time the music went down a little bit, matched so perfectly.
Was like ; NANI ?! Still great playthrough, bro. =)
I like how most of her cooldown attacks are broken by some kind of projectile limit and since four of a kind uses cooldown attacks it is also broken
I shed a bit of tears inside at the ending
...and to thought you were truly going to show me who's the boss of this game, the big boss of this touhou game
as far as i can tell, ultra seems like a double-edged sword: the whole stage difficulty stands on bullet density, and since some bullets travel faster they get out of the screen more quickly, plus the bullets limit screws up some patterns making them far more easy than the normal thing. however, it pulls the read-dodge reflex to the limit... now, what would happen if the 2000 bullets boundary would disappear (Yukari's fooling aroud again...)
Flan just vomits bullets everywhere.
"I fibbed a bit though, I can't quite kyuu everything. Some things are just too big - the center of the moon can't fit in the palm of my hand, so I can't make it go Kyuu. I still need some practice, but maybe one day I'll be able to kyuu the sun so me and Remi can play outside! Then she'll never have to worry about burning in the sun again!"
-Flandre Scarlet
As someone who has (painfully) gotten through EoSD Extra, I have to say...some of the faster things look easier than their slower counterparts. Main reason: less screen cluttering. Bullets that lag behind make me paranoid and kill me so much.
What's the game called?
***** Touhou
***** Touhou 6 - The Embodiment of Scalet Devil
for this versions full name
touhou
Doruk Ayhan Well, I already know now.
It's called "Animoo fighting simulator 2002".
Where did you get this version of the Ultra patch? I can't find it...
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE TO HANDLE MORE THAN TEN SECONDS?!?! THIS GUY IS BEATING THE SH*T OUT OF OUR PHYSICAL LAWS!!
I love how some bullets aren't even spawning.
Where did you get the version of "Ultra Mode" used in this video? I've downloaded 2 versions of Ultra Mode but neither of them were like this.
Oh huh, I have no idea where you'd get this version now. I got this from a friend and I don't think I have the file anymore.
Okay, thanks anyway. Well, tell me if you somehow come across it on your computer I guess.
There is a new ultra mode, I think it called SCARLET.EXE, there are 3 mode: EZ, Lunatic, EX. Oh, they have 3 correction:
Correction 2: Each [1up] give 3 lives. Each [B] give 6 bombs.
Correction 1(default): Each [1up] give 2 lives. Each [B] give 4 bombs.
Correction 0: Each [1up] give 1 lives. Each [B] give 1 bombs.
Correction 2 is recommended for play the patch.
the most graze marks I ever seen in my life
I hardly managed to get to flandre in normal as a child, but THIS would have make me stop video games O_O
HOLY SHIT, FLAND-*shot*
30 seconds, 5900 graze.
yeah, totally normal.
@NervFaktor00 I surprisingly found that your right, I went and DL'd the ultra mode and Flandre was a LOT easier because her patterns broke. I actually beat her whereas every other time I tried on normal I would lose at the last life >.< I have yet to beat her normally...
Flandera:"Remila what does the scouter says on her graze score"?
Remila:"Its over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yep, that's the regular starbow break you have there.
I just uploaded a video of hacked starbow break. It's crazy.
@akototemp You could try typing 'touhou' in the appstore. Mine came as Reimu in the icon, and the title 'Touhou Fantasy Night'. Oh and yeah, I've got a copy of Another World. I just wanna keep to my World Link for now. (I have 6 copies of Touhoumon waiting for me to play. And it's not a nice feeling when you're downgraded back to 'lousy Bonéka trainer' after becoming 'Sinnoh Champ'.)
Well, it looks like it's possible to save a few bombs in ATWTBN on the blue bullets part at least, since those are all straight lines and is actually somewhat realistically readable (with very fast reactions and good skills at least, neither of which a player who can't even capture normal Starbow Break consistently like me have). If one puts them altogether perfectly (or do a 15FPS run or something), this is... surprisingly possible.
flandre is the only girl that can make chuck norris say "youre pretty good"
I love how the point items glitches, since it scales with your number of grazes, and when he got his first point item he had like 6000 grazes XD
*knifes ExcaliburSonic1596* Flandre-chan.. Didn't I already tell you to not accept food from strangers?
i think you just got a little careless at the end. I SOMEHOW made it past, and you share my pain at the the "and then there were none" part. XD
I would like to see Flandre and Moko get into a fight.I think the world would blow up.
The broken patterns make it easier than the regular Flandre D:
If I am to joke,
I would say Q.E.D. stands for "Quite Easily Done"
* smile *
Some say this is dodging rain.. others might choose light...
I think it's more like dodging oxygen.
@SadisticPenguinOfAND Does the patch stay forever if you use it? If it stays can you tell me how to remove it? I dont wanna have bullets nailing me every corner i try Flandre D:
Dude you dont need to explain every fuck up xD i mean look at that shit xD
@curtmack Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I just always figured that they would simply use the Japanese words for four of a kind in a situation like that, or at least definitely for Kagome Kagome.
flandre having a seizure for 9 minute straight
I gave her a bowl of toffee sauce, filled to the brim with it and decorated with a ton of sugar!
CLearly, the designer by this point decided: Screw it, they're never getting here :D
So she's the person I see from the doujinshi I read..... Cool...
👌
@@josephoyek6574 👌
It's been two years and I am now a touhou enjoyer.
*hides face in shame for being unable to even beat Sakuya... on normal...*
Gotta love that graze....
How can you do this without being able to see your hitbox!?
-Gacks at the thought of a Remilia Ultra-
What does the counter say about Reimu's graze level?
IT'S OVER ⑨THOUSAAAAAND!
That is insane!
Seems like a good way to practice grazing though...
Is this dodging bullets or a heavy storm?
Maybe both :v
This is dodging the twin towers
May god help you when the hacker finds out how to remove the bullet-cap.
@SadisticPenguinOfAND So is there a download for THAT hack?
YOU'RE NOT HUMAN :v THAT LEVEL IS CRAZY
Reimu's graze count is OVER 9000!
@Hakkar6993 they like it D: they're leaving it to the translators to put the english versions in the english patch xD
@23tlp I guess.... Time to download Touhou 8, then! (Shall continue to grind my Touhoumon World Link hopelessly....)
How many bullets do you want?
1k
*Set's up to 999*
Ah, so this is Flandre's true form. Interesting.
Reimu shot like thousands of bullets at Flandre but Reimu didnt even take a single hit and it took that long lol
Introducing Elite Skill Level
I suck at Touhou normally so this blows my mind (good job)