Quarantine Day 32 - Social Distancing at home.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @havinfun7246
    @havinfun7246 4 года назад +44

    I see a golden quarantine comedy skit in your standup. 100% relatability!

  • @robinmorgan1757
    @robinmorgan1757 4 года назад +152

    ‘I can still hear your voice...so that’s a problem..’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sparkym.5791
    @sparkym.5791 4 года назад +342

    My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it automatically cleans toilet 😁

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 4 года назад +2

      😝😝😝👍

    • @joannagasdogas4537
      @joannagasdogas4537 4 года назад +2

      Sparky M. 😂😂😂😂👍

    • @sharonclaxton6517
      @sharonclaxton6517 4 года назад +1

      Lol😂

    • @jasonh8043
      @jasonh8043 4 года назад +2

      RIGHT !!!!???!!!! LMAO !!!!

    • @muzicaempathica6479
      @muzicaempathica6479 4 года назад +3

      TOTALLY 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️stealing🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ this one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @auzone819
    @auzone819 4 года назад +137

    Do you know when we can let people inside the house again? Cause my wife been knocking at the door for the last three days!

    • @agirlhasnoname9372
      @agirlhasnoname9372 4 года назад +5

      Eric Gagnon LOLOL

    • @anneb.959
      @anneb.959 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @filthycasual4164
      @filthycasual4164 4 года назад +3

      😆😅🤣😂

    • @charlenegriffis5900
      @charlenegriffis5900 4 года назад +3

      Too funny!

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 4 года назад +5

      Hahahaaaaaa omg Eric, i just choked on my ice cream. I love Sebastian, but your comment slayed!! Stay well and LOL, THANK UUU!! 😄😄👋

  • @stuartirvin2999
    @stuartirvin2999 4 года назад +26

    Yeah this quarantine is killin me but there’s one thing I found positive in all this. That is your comedy. You have become my new favorite comic.

    • @gr8fulsoul
      @gr8fulsoul 4 года назад

      I just discovered him in the wee hrs last night (this morning?) & I was about sliding off my chair. I went through several tissues just laughing & crying, & the nose! Well, you know, too...I'm sure! I watched soooo many of his videos. Then I thought maybe I will go to bed and right before I went to log off, I saw the comment by Sparky M. that said "My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it automatically cleans toilet 😁" & I laughed again & then I began reading these comments. I may make it to bed before the sun comes up, but there's no guarantee. So, here's the thing: I'm sitting here in lockdown & hearing him do the bit where he has to knock on his neighbors door for the cable guy & the neighbor answered the door in a face mask!! Little did he know what would take place in a short while, right?! But, what was also funny to me about that bit was why was the cable at the neighbor's house in the first place? I really needed this laugh!! Thanks #SebastianManiscalco !! This and laughing baby videos...yeah that's medicine. Laughter is medicine. G'nite all. Stay positive!

  • @pattytyndall1021
    @pattytyndall1021 4 года назад +75

    I see a lot of material coming out for your next stand-up special. You could call it, “Corona Chronicles.” You all are the best!

    • @david2284180
      @david2284180 4 года назад +3

      Patty Tyndall yes especially after he’s had time to ruminate over it like the interactions with his dad growing up probably weren’t funny when they happened, but are funny now.

    • @deb9806
      @deb9806 4 года назад

      @@david2284180 Oh, I see a lot of good material when the worst is over, but it's hard not to think of the ones who didn't make it, a delicate balance.

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      @@david2284180 Yes me mom too when her screaming that I could'''nt stop caused me to pull my hair out while the giant rollers were in my precious beautiful hair and actually rip my sisters skirt I snuck by doing the splits on the bedroom floor standing up, all at the same time. It stopped me from murdering her, so it was worth it. Thats why I Iove the remotes mute button !!! Oooow the Power so Excellent !!!! To the touch. Love it so much.

  • @nf2885
    @nf2885 4 года назад +76

    You’re not alone in how you feel, mood swings and the annoyances you’re having in your marriage. It’s normal!! Relax and be happy. We love you. Be well and stay safe. ❤️

    • @itgetter9
      @itgetter9 4 года назад +1

      You're a kind soul. Be well too!

    • @jcjcc1960
      @jcjcc1960 4 года назад

      N F i try to pretend he is not here.. That helps !

  • @jpl7508
    @jpl7508 4 года назад +67

    “I thought it was pretty funny, what would I know I’m a comedian”😂😂😂

    • @jpl7508
      @jpl7508 4 года назад +1

      Oh, so you’re one of those people

  • @thatfatguy7591
    @thatfatguy7591 4 года назад +114

    I feel like I just walked into a couples therapy session 😂

    • @Mia_1941
      @Mia_1941 4 года назад +2

      thatfatguy I feel bad for her I love his comedy but he needs more patience with her, felt bad for her 🥺

    • @Gustavsnaf
      @Gustavsnaf 4 года назад +1

      yeah same i feel some tension due to quarantine

  • @martakempton3132
    @martakempton3132 4 года назад +2

    Thanks so much for the laugh, Sebastian! We absolutely adore you and your comedy!!!

  • @juliejabczynski3086
    @juliejabczynski3086 4 года назад +199

    I’m pretty sure once this “social distancing” is over we are going to stock up on Sanka and Sara Lee!! Every time the door bell rings we are going to welcome company..... mail man... ups... Amazon... garage man... !! #bringthe 70sback!!!

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 года назад +8

      Julie, Rob and I lost our breath laughing about the cake and the Sanka because we both remembered it. I just died.

    • @jimmyjames1785
      @jimmyjames1785 4 года назад +14

      Yeah no doubt. don’t forget the Orangina. you got Orangina? I got it

    • @juliejabczynski3086
      @juliejabczynski3086 4 года назад +3

      Melinda C ..... it’s the truth! And I meant to say garbage man.. but we all got the point! We are going to invite everyone in for some Sanka! Will be asking if the Amazon driver if he wants to stay for dinner!! 😂😂

    • @pagielicious
      @pagielicious 4 года назад +1

      Julie that is hilarious,! ROTFL 😫😂😂. ^5 to James n the Orangina, he got it😁. All these comments are so funny. Guess we all know Sebastian's lines too well.😀

    • @wendibrabon5642
      @wendibrabon5642 4 года назад +4

      “We got people!”

  • @scott7695
    @scott7695 4 года назад +202

    Well if my “house” had a movie theatre I would be social distancing as well 😀

    • @boardrigger
      @boardrigger 4 года назад +27

      @@GodlyWisdom_Discernment your comment is completely out of proportion. Just because he said "if my house had a movie theater" doesn't mean he is fixating & obsessed with material possessions. He didn't ask for your advice or psychoanalysis. Your last sentence is completely overreaching. You need to get a life, this is a comedian showing his fans that's he is thinking about them in these rough times. SMH

    • @LisaDawnn
      @LisaDawnn 4 года назад +11

      @@boardrigger You handled that person much kinder than I would've. Kudos to your self-discipline, tact and diplomacy ;)

    • @boardrigger
      @boardrigger 4 года назад +5

      @@GodlyWisdom_Discernment That's the weakest reply you could have offered. Thanks for showing us you're nothing but a child in a grown mans body. Weak.

    • @boardrigger
      @boardrigger 4 года назад +4

      @@GodlyWisdom_Discernment ad hominem attack. Who's pathetic now? I get paid to show people like you are pathetic.

    • @c7uk
      @c7uk 4 года назад +7

      @Imani - “Every thought isn’t worth saying”... oh the irony

  • @DanO181919
    @DanO181919 4 года назад +146

    I was thinking with everyone being at home that there would be another baby boom. I’ve since then changed that way of thinking. 🤣Lol Just wanted to let you know that watching you on Netflix and RUclips has been one of the main factors that keeps a smile on my face. Thank you!!

    • @MsWright
      @MsWright 4 года назад +2

      Me too.

    • @nmcnmc653
      @nmcnmc653 4 года назад +1

      Probably after when people start going out. But I dough it with all the people having to be at home with their kids. i think it might be the opposite ....everyone's backed up into a corner not just losing their jobs and rethinking their life chooses. I know I am I been
      quarantine for 7 years because I'm not single.

    • @widetrackerinkazoo6559
      @widetrackerinkazoo6559 4 года назад +3

      ...more like divorce rates will be spiking!

    • @widetrackerinkazoo6559
      @widetrackerinkazoo6559 4 года назад

      ...more like divorce rates will be spiking!

    • @Kaff231
      @Kaff231 4 года назад +4

      Danny L IKR How else can we get through this self inflicted jailed situation without laughing! That guy makes me laugh so much..Loooove his wit.

  • @pamelawharton4233
    @pamelawharton4233 4 года назад +1

    You guys are funny as hell. I haven't laughed out loud by myself in years. Then I discovered your stand up. I can't stop laughing!! Thank you!!

  • @smc1774
    @smc1774 4 года назад +17

    "If we do come within 6 feet of one another, there will be a physical altercation."😂🤣😆😅😃

  • @MrXaule
    @MrXaule 4 года назад +59

    It's not about social distancing, it's about alone time!! That’s the only way to get through this.

  • @julieannemooreedwards9909
    @julieannemooreedwards9909 4 года назад +137

    “When you’re stuck in a house with someone you have to overemphasize the friendly.” 😂

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад +5

      Julie Anne Moore Edwards lmao ... “ goodbye

    • @over50andthriving-x8l
      @over50andthriving-x8l 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @LouSkrou
      @LouSkrou 4 года назад +1

      Actually good advice

    • @wendibrabon5642
      @wendibrabon5642 4 года назад +1

      Sage advice!

    • @yumki9177
      @yumki9177 4 года назад +2

      Not Happening !!! I’m Not friendly either... not happening... LOLOL

  • @stefaniesaganski5500
    @stefaniesaganski5500 4 года назад +83

    We rewatched your “the doorbell” and laughed our asses off. You helped our mood last night. We were low and you got us laughing. Thanks. And “the pool”. We can practically recite it. Thanks for helping our quarantine with your artistry. Can’t wait to see what you have after all this !

    • @jessicalt4121
      @jessicalt4121 4 года назад +1

      Stefanie Saganski that was the first routine I’d ever watched and I was howling....it was incredibly funny.

    • @rudysavelli483
      @rudysavelli483 4 года назад

      😁😁😁 absolutely right I grew up in New York my parents were old school Italian family you are absolutely right when it came to the doorbell rings when I first heard you I was laughing my ass off it brought back a lot of memories thank you and be well

  • @MultiProudMother
    @MultiProudMother 4 года назад +93

    Our quarantine goal has gone from staying healthy to staying off the evening news. #relationshipgoals

    • @NoName-ni1mr
      @NoName-ni1mr 4 года назад +2

      good one hahahahhaaa!

    • @charlenegriffis5900
      @charlenegriffis5900 4 года назад +2

      Great comeback!

    • @voraciouschild9226
      @voraciouschild9226 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😆😆😆

    • @Morn2moon
      @Morn2moon 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @HaloSgtMajor
      @HaloSgtMajor 4 года назад +1

      Oh my gosh man, that made me laugh so hard! You should start making bumperstickers and T-shirts and copyright that phrase ASAP. Great comment.

  • @Danafondo
    @Danafondo 4 года назад +63

    My wife and I “celebrated” our 38th wedding anniversary yesterday at home because of the lockdown. No social distancing needed nor wanted. We could be locked down for a year and still feel the same. I tell her she is beautiful and smart and she tells me thank you. Nuf said.

    • @wilddaisies1067
      @wilddaisies1067 4 года назад +2

      Danafondo that’s a good spouse right there 😝

    • @michaelsherron5750
      @michaelsherron5750 4 года назад

      AWESOME! Same for me and my wife, but we've been married only 7 years.

    • @pitita585
      @pitita585 4 года назад +1

      Danafondo aww I love this I’m happy for you guys ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Mia_1941
      @Mia_1941 4 года назад +1

      Danafondo Awww I love that so beautiful congrats 🎁🎂🌻

    • @vtoxic5921
      @vtoxic5921 4 года назад

      does she complement you at all or is it just one way street😂

  • @synthias5594
    @synthias5594 4 года назад +5

    Love your quarantine updates. Gotta find humor in EVERYTHING! My house is still sane, thanks to all the comedy on RUclips!

  • @jaynecambria8290
    @jaynecambria8290 4 года назад +78

    There’s definitely a Netflix special coming out of this!😃

    • @thatveganchick668
      @thatveganchick668 4 года назад +2

      Jayne Cambria YES! 🙏🏻

    • @franniemagee309
      @franniemagee309 4 года назад

      Yes please

    • @Growthisinthedirt
      @Growthisinthedirt 4 года назад

      I can't wait!! Now would be a good time to show us the Madison Square Gardens concert!! All 4 of them!!

  • @brendaiaquinta8959
    @brendaiaquinta8959 4 года назад +195

    So, Sebastian’s not the only comedian in the family

    • @Kaff231
      @Kaff231 4 года назад +3

      Brenda Iaquinta IKR that Lana is hysterical!

    • @Sksiciliano
      @Sksiciliano 4 года назад +10

      Of course she has to have a sense of humor. Look what she has to live with. Lol jk

    • @heatherpeterson1473
      @heatherpeterson1473 4 года назад +4

      Love Lana!

  • @jimoakhills1336
    @jimoakhills1336 4 года назад +47

    When she said "I can hear your voice from 6' away" how was your immediate response not "and unfortunately honey, I can hear your chewing from 6' away"

    • @mmc9828
      @mmc9828 4 года назад

      I just knew that was going to be his comeback. LOL.

  • @vincentfrusci7745
    @vincentfrusci7745 4 года назад +80

    “I can hear your voice 6 ft away”
    Sebastian: okay maybe we’ll try a 12 ft distancing program”

  • @christinegreen287
    @christinegreen287 4 года назад +101

    Hi Guys! We have been married for 40 years and retired for 10 years so we have been together 24/7 since then. All I can say is there is a body lying on the floor and it is NOT mine. Hahaha...only kidding. I do believe when this quarantine is lifted, the divorce lawyers will become RICH. Seriously, I love you guys!

  • @RH-tv9hk
    @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +23

    "I can hear your voice six feet away. So that's a problem." 😂

  • @gnewt75
    @gnewt75 4 года назад +19

    “What do I know, I’m a comedian! Lmao

  • @davidmerritt2383
    @davidmerritt2383 4 года назад

    One of the best comedian around thank you for the laughter, be safe and come back and make us all laugh again!!!!!

  • @carriejewell1052
    @carriejewell1052 4 года назад

    My husband and I Love your sense of humor!!!! You're just Naturally funny. It's a gift!! We think you are the FUNNIEST comedian ever!

  • @jennifertownsend5941
    @jennifertownsend5941 4 года назад +24

    Real life! I'm already in the "you're breathing too loud" phase with my husband.

    • @sparkym.5791
      @sparkym.5791 4 года назад +7

      Yesterday I actually said to my husband and I quote " stop breathing my air!" 😂

    • @donnageiger3721
      @donnageiger3721 4 года назад +8

      I’m in the “could you please blink more quietly?” phase.

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад +2

      Jennifer Townsend never getting married thanks huns

  • @denisebenes8707
    @denisebenes8707 4 года назад +5

    You guys are awesome!! You have kept us sane through this, just recently discovered you Sabastian, you are a blessing, thank you!

  • @Chicago1080
    @Chicago1080 4 года назад +5

    Lmao.. her crunching!!! You're face when she said you look tired...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @susanmulvey6311
    @susanmulvey6311 4 года назад +9

    When you can't stand how your spouse is chewing, it's time to stop the quarantine! 😂😂

  • @amandareeder8726
    @amandareeder8726 4 года назад

    You're hilarious!!! Just seeing your face makes me smile. Thanks for checking in with all of us out here. Laughter is the best medicine

  • @melanieviselli9706
    @melanieviselli9706 4 года назад +42

    I'm glad y'all are basically a normal married couple...it's nice. Y'all are hysterical.

    • @kool-aidcorncrap7880
      @kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 года назад

      By your last name you are Italian? ITALIANS DON'T USE THE WORD Y'ALL!!!!! JUST LIKE ITAILIANS DON'T PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!!

    • @sparkym.5791
      @sparkym.5791 4 года назад

      @Mommy Dolly.... maybe she's from South Italy....😂😂😂. I'm from Florida oh, I say y'all about a hundred times a day😅

    • @melanieviselli9706
      @melanieviselli9706 4 года назад +2

      @@kool-aidcorncrap7880 Yes. I am Italian. I am from the south. I don't put pineapple on pizza, that's disgusting. If you don't like the way I talk, too bad.

  • @TheSkeetergirl
    @TheSkeetergirl 4 года назад +21

    You’re sweet. We have 30+ years of dealing with all kinds of weird events. My hubs has one floor, the teenaged son gets a floor. Me.... I took some lawn furniture which is stored in the garage for a couple more weeks, and built myself a nest in the garage. We all need a little space. Onward!

    • @blackwolf9524
      @blackwolf9524 4 года назад +3

      Lol....PERFECTION!
      me 2...30 yrs. My hubby upstairs...my son room. & me basement. 👍😨

  • @lehcim777
    @lehcim777 4 года назад +43

    Me and my wife of 34 years, we celebrated our 34th in quarantine, actually we call on our neighbors and inquires on their well being, then we quote a bible verse " do not worry about tomorrow because tomorrow has it's own worries " and ask if there is anything we can do for them.

    • @samradwan5720
      @samradwan5720 4 года назад +3

      That's very sweet. Happy anniversary 🙂. Stay safe

    • @abundantlyblessed1547
      @abundantlyblessed1547 4 года назад +1

      Happy Anniversary!!! Here's to 34 more! Not in quarantine of course! Your actions are exemplary, this is how we are should be right now.

    • @Proverbs--tx6yr
      @Proverbs--tx6yr 4 года назад +4

      Mike Hunt upon reading your comment, I gotta wonder who the loser is...it’s actually quite obvious

    • @j.s.3414
      @j.s.3414 4 года назад +1

      You are the definition of white soggy bread.

    • @willshaw6405
      @willshaw6405 4 года назад

      We ALL worry about tomorrow. ..anyone w a brain does.
      No bible wish is gonna change that...

  • @lyfsavorz
    @lyfsavorz 4 года назад +1

    Sebastian your wife is adorable, you chose wisely and are a lucky man my friend! Love your comedy!!! Stay safe and healthy. PS: Thanks for the quarantine videos, they help us all feel like we're in this together!

  • @emmapreston1027
    @emmapreston1027 4 года назад

    Absolutely LOVE your comedy!!!! You keep us laughing always! Stay healthy we need your humor in this world!

  • @giliana23
    @giliana23 4 года назад +52

    “You have to over emphasize the friendly “ Sebastian: Goodbye ... dying 😂😂😂

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад

      Giliana Karina DAddosio Medina lmaooooooooo

  • @jlbf0786
    @jlbf0786 4 года назад +33

    I just want to say I am a huge fan, my wife and I watch your bits anytime we need a laugh.. guaranteed.
    Please do a few "why would you do that" bits, I would love to hear anything but they're my favorite.

    • @mindanelson5388
      @mindanelson5388 4 года назад +1

      I like the "what's wrong with people" bits. Lol

  • @robinski199
    @robinski199 4 года назад +35

    A quote that I noticed (not my own) "during quarantine my wife and I are playing a game called you're doing it wrong!"

    • @kleec0203
      @kleec0203 4 года назад +1

      If men didn't know before they probably know now!

    • @robinski199
      @robinski199 4 года назад

      kleec0203 I’m talking about vacuuming doing the dishes not sex. If anything she’s getting the most shit from me...

  • @deboraharellano4334
    @deboraharellano4334 4 года назад

    I love Sebastian!! Italian and Mexican American people, we both have immigrant families who have same values and same traditions. We love comedian's who we can relate to. You are bad ass and hilarious. I discovered Sebastian recently during quarantine. I can't get enough. Thank you!

  • @trishrundquist7437
    @trishrundquist7437 4 года назад

    Thank you for checking in. Your comedy keeps me laughing till I am crying! It is one of the things that keeps me sane and gets me through this quarantine. ❤️

  • @jamesr1703
    @jamesr1703 4 года назад +107

    It looks like they're sitting in their in-home theater. With a big house, there are lots of places to hide, in a one bedroom apartment, not so much.

    • @blanchdubois398
      @blanchdubois398 4 года назад +6

      she seems like she would be hard to live with without having being stuck with her in quarantine 24/7,bet he cant wait to get back on the road !! and enjoys being away from her constant critic
      he is the bread winner ,she should shut her piehole about anything he does and be glad she gets to live like that and NOT have to work and be ok in times like this when so many will be devastated after this finanacially

    • @kristenr2904
      @kristenr2904 4 года назад +1

      Hmmmm, maybe a do over on that one guys!

    • @TonyVisciardi
      @TonyVisciardi 4 года назад +4

      She is an "artist". Probably never worked a real job a day in her life. Her artwork is alright. Nothing great. So now that Biscuit is home with her all the time he sees what she is. She still seems like a sweetheart tho, but one of those hippy family dooshes.

    • @VivKittie32
      @VivKittie32 4 года назад +1

      You can say that again. 🤪

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 года назад

      @@blanchdubois398 Sebastian, be sure and show her Teri's comment and then see if you can find out where he lives.

  • @joycealdrich
    @joycealdrich 4 года назад +6

    I'm looking forward to the comedy that's going to come out of this quarantine!!! Be safe. Be well.

  • @jlevine8018
    @jlevine8018 4 года назад +92

    I'm sitting here with my pregnant daughter while she's chomping ice...I can feel your initial pain.

    • @stephaniemassengale7160
      @stephaniemassengale7160 4 года назад +7

      J Levine I had an ice chewing obsession with both of my pregnancies. Encourage her to eat a lot of iron-rich foods. Good luck 😊

    • @hines862009
      @hines862009 4 года назад +3

      Dude got his daughter pregnant?

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 4 года назад +2

      Eww. 😂😬

    • @aprilpinkard9929
      @aprilpinkard9929 4 года назад +2

      She needs iron.

    • @jlevine8018
      @jlevine8018 4 года назад +3

      @@stephaniemassengale7160 you're very right. She's on iron supplements and then possibly iron insufusions

  • @carolynhamilton3316
    @carolynhamilton3316 4 года назад

    My absolute favorite video is the sweet sweet baby girl fixing his hair. Precious. Then the beautiful baby boy shows up, I could watch that all day!❤️❤️

  • @ralphdejesus1400
    @ralphdejesus1400 4 года назад

    Love your stand ups and your at home comedy. You would be surprised how much old fashion Puerto Rican upbringing has in common with yours. Be blessed and keep at it sir.

  • @kaylapage1579
    @kaylapage1579 4 года назад +31

    “What do I know. I’m a comedian.” Ha!

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      I just did a Katherine Hepburn laugh. lolololololol...did you like it ?

  • @Handlees69
    @Handlees69 4 года назад +50

    “........Alright maybe we’ll try a twelve foot distancing program”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
    @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 года назад +38

    "When your stuck in the house with someone, you have to over-emphasize the friendly." Sebastian, your wife is a wise woman. 🤣👍🏼

    • @lauramalek3128
      @lauramalek3128 4 года назад +2

      Didn't read down this far before commenting ...EXACTLY my favorite line!

    • @noneyerbidness
      @noneyerbidness 4 года назад

      She's a pain in the ass, like the rest of you

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 года назад

      @@noneyerbidness I believe you need to turn that around. Between the whining going on over here, it's all I can do not to break quarantine.

  • @Quintuga
    @Quintuga 4 года назад +3

    Lovely. Both of you. Can’t wait to watch this again with my husband. I know he could use some relatability, as well as a good laugh. And I could use some pretzels.

  • @arkturuslanding2532
    @arkturuslanding2532 4 года назад

    Love you, brother. Thanks for putting these out. A beacon of light you are.

  • @tawandtalk
    @tawandtalk 4 года назад +15

    That "goodbye" took me out. Thanks Maniscalcos, for checking in with us. Ya'll are beyond cute. Stay safe. 😂😂😂

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад +1

      Lmao samee

  • @neverstop2023
    @neverstop2023 4 года назад +69

    I can't wait to see his reenactment of her chomping pretzels in his next special.

    • @Bendijester
      @Bendijester 4 года назад

      I don't think he will. He'll be too traumatized and just try to forget that pretzels exist.

    • @dulcieparker7425
      @dulcieparker7425 4 года назад

      he won't.

  • @ameliasarno1210
    @ameliasarno1210 4 года назад +68

    I WANT TO STRANGLE HIM!! HE SLURPS HIS COFFEE SO LOUD!! CHEWS EVEN ICE CREAM LOUDLY!!! I AM GOING INSANE!!

    • @elleofaname1058
      @elleofaname1058 4 года назад +3

      'Chews ice cream loudly'.....is there any other way!??!......you've made my morning Amelia ;)

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 года назад +6

      Amelia, you're not alone. Late last night we were watching Sebastian (the first time I was able to get my humorless hubby to watch him), and I heard a whining voice that went straight up my spinal cord saying, "I wish I had some ice-cream." I was wishing I could punch him in his ribs.

    • @luvmyrecords
      @luvmyrecords 4 года назад +3

      ...and my friends and family are still on my case for choosing not to get married! 🤣

    • @anthonybr22
      @anthonybr22 4 года назад +1

      Haha 😂

    • @maryfortin6295
      @maryfortin6295 4 года назад +2

      Remember their good qualities.

  • @nc139
    @nc139 3 года назад

    These are hysterical. I can’t believe I just saw these now. Saw him twice with family and he is so freaking funny, and awesome in person.

  • @juliareed9823
    @juliareed9823 4 года назад +22

    So glad I’m single during quarantine.

  • @daniellarson9384
    @daniellarson9384 4 года назад +12

    Yes. Sounds exactly like my relationship. We're pretty much all driving each other crazy.

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 4 года назад +6

    It’s so good to see you and your family doing well . Can’t wait for this whole nightmare to be over looking forward to another of your standup . You’re definitely a legend there can’t be another you , very unique . ❤️ 🙏

  • @LiquidGoldSwords
    @LiquidGoldSwords 4 года назад +25

    Instead of 6 feet away, it should probably be at least 1 room away.

    • @dar13rell
      @dar13rell 4 года назад +1

      LiquidGoldSwords no, upstairs and downstairs.

  • @mdoyle5041
    @mdoyle5041 4 года назад

    I'm not quarantining because I'm out on the road delivering food, health products and supplies that keep America working. I listen to you every night to keep my spirits up. I tell other driver's who appreciate your comedy! You bring a lot of joy and laughter to those of us who are trying to keep it together on the highways, byways and back roads. Looking forward to the day when this is over and I can go home finally to practice sliding up to the door in my socks with a tin of Sanka and some Entemann's. God bless you and your beautiful family.

  • @shellytaylor4292
    @shellytaylor4292 4 года назад

    Hilarious! One thing is for sure, tolerance and patience in many quarantined together will grow. No growth without a little bit of pain. Thanks for the laughter, keeping it light and a little bit of comedy to get through.

  • @jamestheradioman
    @jamestheradioman 4 года назад +25

    "When' you're stuck in a house with somebody you have to overemphasize the friendly......"
    Sebastian ends the video after that statement. Lol! 🤣😅😆😀

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 4 года назад +1

      jamestheradioman dude funniest part

  • @_froztbite_1129
    @_froztbite_1129 4 года назад +104

    U ain’t the only one mood swinging lol

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron 4 года назад +37

    At this stage Jolene can take my man.

  • @rogerdodger2196
    @rogerdodger2196 4 года назад +56

    I'm hoping to see the doorbell joke get a 3rd party added to it: "When your doorbell rings during quarantine!"

    • @sevenstreams7581
      @sevenstreams7581 4 года назад +1

      He and his physical schtick will have os on the floor!

    • @mdoyle5041
      @mdoyle5041 4 года назад +6

      Sliding up to the door with my facemask and hand sanitizer... Put the toilet paper out...we got company...

    • @yelenalastovkina5681
      @yelenalastovkina5681 4 года назад +4

      @@mdoyle5041 Use newspaper or cloth strips. Toilet paper is for company.

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      lol

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      @@yelenalastovkina5681 lol in the 60's my mom actually said Louise only use 4 sheets, I said ok and thot no way Lady, she'd never know. I thot she was nuts for implimenting that direction to me.. Kind of like communism in the bathroom . NEVER GET AWAY MOM !!! FOREVER !...:(

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker 4 года назад

    "From 6 feet away I can still hear your voice - so dats a problem ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tricia1869
    @Tricia1869 4 года назад +13

    😅🤣😂 I have seen your talent for years but I think this mandatory quarantine has introduced your comedy to a whole new group. Thank you for keeping spirits up for so many, happy quarantine😂🥳

  • @MatthewLeach
    @MatthewLeach 4 года назад +13

    Deserving of pause though not minimizing the less-fortunate experiencing the worsts of this tragedy, but heart goes out to all the working comedians that not only make a living on live-audiences but essentially thrive off the real-time feedback and energy [good or bad] from an audience. Gotta be rough.

  • @LaniAnne402
    @LaniAnne402 4 года назад +38

    Seriously, I’m in one room and my husband is in another because he watches men fish 24 hours a day! Flipping crazy!

    • @susanb5058
      @susanb5058 4 года назад +4

      Yolanda Pilecki omg! 😂😂😂

    • @wisegirlways4040
      @wisegirlways4040 4 года назад +3

      Omg !!!!! Is too!!! My hubby in den watching fishing I’m in bedroom watching hallmark lol

    • @RH-or5or
      @RH-or5or 4 года назад +3

      Mine too. Watching fishing and shows where they are digging in the dirt.

    • @kool-aidcorncrap7880
      @kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @anneb.959
      @anneb.959 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @junbug1love
    @junbug1love 4 года назад +12

    LOL trust me brother you're not the only one social distancing at home LMAO

  • @jessicadelorme7432
    @jessicadelorme7432 4 года назад +78

    I can tell he wants to yell but he knows he’s not allowed to raise his voice lol. Just buff it out with some Carnuba wax!

  • @budgetninja7752
    @budgetninja7752 4 года назад +216

    I’m Jewish married to an “Italian”and apparently the store isn’t baking his pugliese and Mr Sicily won’t eat my Delicious Challah. One of us is about to commit a felony😏you 2 are hysterical!

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini 4 года назад +11

      My mom was half Jewish half Italian. She made a terrific lasagna but there was never enough......

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 4 года назад +4

      I seriously didn't understand one word of your post.

    • @lisac8669
      @lisac8669 4 года назад +5

      💕 Challah bread.

    • @michaeljordan6008
      @michaeljordan6008 4 года назад +2

      It’s probably a good career move for him to have married a Jewish women.

    • @michaeljordan6008
      @michaeljordan6008 4 года назад +1

      Big Boy Glock - Sucks is being too kind.

  • @chriscasarcia9341
    @chriscasarcia9341 4 года назад +21

    A feel a long ass tour coming up when this is over

  • @jers132
    @jers132 4 года назад +53

    More time together, means more apologies. "Yes dear", has never been so important. Brave man commenting on your wifes eating practices. Wow!!

    • @sharonh8851
      @sharonh8851 4 года назад +2

      That crunching sound is super annoying

    • @atlasshrugged2u
      @atlasshrugged2u 4 года назад +1

      That's what I said lol!

    • @matthewwayneleber
      @matthewwayneleber 4 года назад +2

      Jer S dude ... be a man. You are buying into stereotypes of weak men.

  • @jennylee4668
    @jennylee4668 4 года назад

    Literally their entire life is his comedy. Love it. Thank you so much for this.

  • @vincegpking1
    @vincegpking1 4 года назад +24

    "Why would you wake anyone up at 2am?" Lmao

    • @annmarieknapp
      @annmarieknapp 4 года назад

      Agreed!!! Why would anyone wake up at 2 AM

    • @C.R.007
      @C.R.007 4 года назад

      Well I just got disturbed at exactly 2am last night. It happens. Lol

  • @comicallyinsane7761
    @comicallyinsane7761 4 года назад +12

    0:32 "Aren't you embarrassed?" 😂

  • @vickybiagini8623
    @vickybiagini8623 4 года назад +35

    Does she really chew like that? Or is it for the camera? I'd be 50 feet away if she does.

    • @Royc1999
      @Royc1999 4 года назад +1

      It's pretzels, lol.

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 4 года назад

      Apparently, millionaires chew with their mouths open these days. Nouveau Riche..yay!🙄

    • @rbcreations2
      @rbcreations2 4 года назад

      Jeff B he sounds just like he always does.

  • @Kaff231
    @Kaff231 4 года назад +4

    OK..My takeaway from this is to "over-emphasize the friendly" Love that!! Thanks for making this self-isolation situation fun! Love you guys! Stay healthy..stay friendly.. Happy Quarantine!

  • @binrobinro
    @binrobinro 4 года назад

    dude you've made me laugh SO MUCH this week, I've been watching your netflix specials and youtube clips, thank you! You're hilarious.

  • @BecauseOfHim1111
    @BecauseOfHim1111 2 года назад

    “12 foot distancing program”…..
    Sebastian, been one of your biggest fans for years. I’m so happy for your continued success. Your family is beautiful.

  • @justinadamo9365
    @justinadamo9365 4 года назад +11

    Thanks for asking on how we the viewers are doing. At my house I can’t even recognize my family anymore. When did suffocating yourself become necessary. Everybody is wearing Zorro masks and heat tolerant rubber oven mitts that extend past the elbow. Everyone has on dark sunglasses and turtle neck sweaters. And don’t sneeze because my wife will use a half a can of Lysol on you leaving you wet and shivering for hours. Other than that we are fine. Hope this Virus issue goes away soon.......like in about 2 hours.

    • @apriljohnson421
      @apriljohnson421 4 года назад +2

      Justin Adamo That's hilarious! It's hard to be in a house with other people right now. Lol

  • @PomegranateStaindGrn
    @PomegranateStaindGrn 4 года назад +62

    I really feel for everyone who had a life prior to Coronavirus who are struggling now. Fortunately, I’m not one of those people.

    • @RH-tv9hk
      @RH-tv9hk 4 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @kellykurenoff1692
      @kellykurenoff1692 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂 me too!

    • @playertomek5821
      @playertomek5821 4 года назад

      Hhaahh...so true

    • @harshreality2672
      @harshreality2672 4 года назад +5

      Right?!?? Im homebound with MS. No car, no money (my rent is more than 1/2 my income and I live in a TINY 1bdrm efficiency apt!) and only go out once a month to my Dr. I'm like "Welcome to MY world, world!" 😬 lol smh 👍😉.

    • @kleec0203
      @kleec0203 4 года назад +1

      Haha me too.

  • @cathleencaratan3373
    @cathleencaratan3373 4 года назад +83

    I didn’t think I would ever say this but you just reminded me that I’m so glad that I got divorced before all this shit went down. I don’t think I could handle 30+ days with my ex. 😂🤣

  • @brandianderson287
    @brandianderson287 2 года назад

    I watched this when It was Made and then in June 2022. Appreciated the video. Your lucky to have Lana, as well as a great Sense of humor. By the way, you look a lot better now then you did when this video was Made. Younger, healthier, hair looks better now!!! Thanks for the Pete and Sebastián show!!! It really Is gold and helps me through a terrible year, i lost my Husband of 27 years. He was 46. God bless you both. Much love well wishes and continúed success!!!

  • @1bepresent
    @1bepresent 4 года назад

    Thank you for bringing us into your home and sharing your experience with all of us! We LOVE you and your beautiful wife!!!

  • @milliep7870
    @milliep7870 4 года назад +44

    During this quarantine, I gotta deal with my moaning, crying Cockapoo every day now. He seems to be hurt that I'm not playing with him since I'm in the house all day. I find myself trying to explain to the dog that I am working from home. His response is to throw his ball at my knees. Yeah, emphasize the friendly.

    • @southernsass2937
      @southernsass2937 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @DiandraStarShine
      @DiandraStarShine 4 года назад

      jesus, girl..take a few short breaks over the day, give your dog some Love..many of us have worked from home in Life, been really busy with it..but YOUR work environment adjustment, that's not *at all* a reason to ignore our dogs needs [or *his* training, over they years, whether it was deliberate or passive training, by *you.* re: how the days in your lives together normally unfold].
      dogs are not like people, they can't adjust to changing circumstance like most people can - at least not within the same amount of time...do you Love your dog? 'sounds' like it..if so, take him out for short stints a few more times a day than you did BEFORE..and after awhile, if this COVID-19 lasts, long enough, he'll calm down. but please respect his *dog nature,* love him with your actions, too - because Love is also a verb..and if many of us can, *alone, single-handedly,* meet the needs of actual & very young HUMAN children [plural] who are in the house - when we're working from home - then it can be done with dogs, too [and many of us *have* done.] esp., if you're his only consistent, primary, human companion... and if he's normally home by himself ALL DAY he's *lonely* everyday..and does he have to wait for you all day to be able to go 'to the bathroom?' or is he floor-pad trained? does he have a doggie door option to go out into a safe, fenced-in yard?
      anyway remember, you made a public comment, so hope you're not too bothered by critical replies of concern..but, at the end for the day, that's up to YOU, isn't it?

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 4 года назад

      Your neighbors, though.

  • @deanafromchicago6661
    @deanafromchicago6661 4 года назад +57

    I love how she’s talking about the pretzels and still chewing with her mouth open... 😂😂

    • @timgerard262
      @timgerard262 4 года назад +3

      Probably sits down and pees right next to her husband when he's shaving!

    • @blackwolf9524
      @blackwolf9524 4 года назад +2

      But u can clearly c...its annoying him.
      Wait 10 yrs. in.....WILL THEY MAKE IT!!??? 😳

    • @Gajh2014
      @Gajh2014 4 года назад +5

      isn't she embarassseeeddddddddd

    • @dreamitable
      @dreamitable 4 года назад

      I love the sound !!! So crunchy !!! I love hearing the cats eat too when you get real close to them, you should try it. You will like it. Like when people read the newspaper and make that noise. Same thing. :)

    • @gr8fulsoul
      @gr8fulsoul 4 года назад

      @@dreamitable I have no idea what noise people make when reading the newspaper. Huh?

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook1308 4 года назад +16

    It's ok, just have separate time taking a walk ,a nap or watching different stuff. Then when you come back together later you won't feel so annoyed. 💖 Love you it'll be ok.

  • @maryannejackson2556
    @maryannejackson2556 4 года назад

    You two are so cute! No one is perfect! I love all the positive you say about your wife when you perform ♥️

  • @marilynreidemeister6627
    @marilynreidemeister6627 4 года назад

    Thanks for keeping us laughing! Please keep posting funny things because we are bored ass hell and you are making our lives easier. Thank you!!!

  • @NinaChildsProductions
    @NinaChildsProductions 4 года назад +126

    It's horrible when you admit to being wrong about something and people join in like that?! 😂🤣 like damn, what happened to the brownie points for self awareness? 😬

    • @deegee2570
      @deegee2570 4 года назад +1

      You guys are right to social distance in the house. It’s keeping us closer here! Sebastian is right, when he self reflects he doesn’t need the glomming on. LOL 😂

    • @shannon6708
      @shannon6708 4 года назад +1

      I'm dealing with the quarantine by being a residential nurse. I go around making sure people living in youth residential homes are safe. I'm used to being a hermit, but this is too much. music is saving me, as usual. listening to music loud in my car and singing at the top of my lungs is what is keeping me sane. My daughter is home and going crazy, she's 14 years old and its been hell for her. Good points=less cars=less gas=less pollution=less time to get to work. Thanks for doing this, its fun to watch and your probably the funniest comedian to come around in a long time. I keep watching the Chipotle, T-J Max stand up. During this quarantine, I really feel like I'm living in down-town Beruit".lol!

    • @caylin20
      @caylin20 4 года назад

      Nina Childs Productions totally agree...that’s when you need to chill out and make nice

  • @jtmac1971
    @jtmac1971 4 года назад +4

    I hope everyone is healthy and safe. Thanks Sebastian for keeping us smiling.

  • @chocltelvr
    @chocltelvr 4 года назад +25

    I’m going to have to be airlifted out of my house from all this fat and sassy behavior. On a good note, I’m getting 4 weeks to the gallon.

  • @karlamathes9350
    @karlamathes9350 4 года назад +1

    Love how honest he is!!!

  • @NickHanley
    @NickHanley 4 года назад

    SM, hope you are well. I've said it before, you are one of the best physical comedians of all time. Much love dude. Don't ever stop.