POKEMON FANS DETHRONED VAPOREON AND I DON'T WANNA LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE - Lost Pause Reddit

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @exostudios8563
    @exostudios8563 Год назад +268

    To be fair Noble, the Onis from Slime Isekai are more based on the Ogre Oni, not Demon Onis.

    • @SakuragiSayo
      @SakuragiSayo Год назад +35

      There are no Demon Oni. Oni literally means "Ogre" thus the only Oni are Ogres. Akuma are Demons. Yuurei are Ghosts.

    • @megameme29
      @megameme29 Год назад +17

      ​@@SakuragiSayo So what your saying is, Shrek is Monster girl?
      😅 XD

    • @SakuragiSayo
      @SakuragiSayo Год назад +24

      @@megameme29
      No. Shrek is obviously male, and thus not a Girl.

    • @deltaywater9669
      @deltaywater9669 Год назад +22

      @@SakuragiSayo Fiona on the other hand…

    • @clarehidalgo
      @clarehidalgo Год назад +3

      ​@@SakuragiSayo I mean like Onis were originally invisible then Buddhism moved in and they started looking like Buddist depictions of Yaksha and Rakshasa

  • @yurischubertzwingli879
    @yurischubertzwingli879 Год назад +47

    6:00 I'm also a part of the 1%. Hearing Scottish Noble always makes my day

    • @Mewseeker
      @Mewseeker Год назад

      Maybe we should post Samurai Jack memes? :P

  • @generalgravedigger1370
    @generalgravedigger1370 Год назад +44

    "Sit on my face" -Noble 2023

  • @Nekosage
    @Nekosage Год назад +22

    2:30 - 3:12 - Sit on my f- Uh... I have no idea who to think of with that.
    7:50 - 7:55 - Why would someone want to (fluff) a bottle of vodka? That would burn like hel- 8:44 - Oh.
    I did legitimately have that sort of reaction to the first part until the fan-art was shown.

  • @PlatinumNath
    @PlatinumNath Год назад +20

    "Wait, Vaporeon isn't actually the eeveelution with the most amount of [OFFBRAND]?"
    _shotgun pump noise_ "Always has been."

  • @nekomarinyan1398
    @nekomarinyan1398 Год назад +225

    After mistaking Vaporeon's name with "Vaporean", I can no longer say it as normally as I used to.

    • @rhyssuy8361
      @rhyssuy8361 Год назад +17

      Sounds like the name for a fantasy or sci fi race

    • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
      @fabiosonhandogrande1697 Год назад +5

      @@rhyssuy8361 Ah... Vaporeans... From planet vapor... I'd hang out with more, but I can't even stay *near* them without catching a damn cold!

    • @malakii2197
      @malakii2197 Год назад

      are you talking about the pokemon card called vaporeon?

  • @Pyracyntrix
    @Pyracyntrix Год назад +183

    Imagine we end up being the "aliens" to some other intergalactic race, and they start drawing outlandish fetish art of us.

    • @Tahu33446
      @Tahu33446 Год назад +53

      We draw outlandish fetish art of ourselves. We can't be out done at this point

    • @redundantfridge9764
      @redundantfridge9764 Год назад +26

      Their representative is speaking to the UN and the first thing they do is present yaoi and yuri art of the various UN representatives.

    • @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061
      @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061 Год назад +21

      "Amateurs. We do this to ourselves and we're the best at it."

    • @DeezNuts-ju1rj
      @DeezNuts-ju1rj Год назад +11

      @@joaoguilhermeuchoa5061 TER-RA! TER-RA!

    • @CaptainCFalcon
      @CaptainCFalcon Год назад +14

      Hentai artists: _"Are you challenging us?"_

  • @SilkySouth
    @SilkySouth Год назад +107

    Iirc someone mentioned Umbreon being a better option back in the early days of Vaporeon being.. "fluffable"

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry Год назад +10

      A copypasta I've saved
      Alright, so I've seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact thatt you are all fine with wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isn't even the best pokemon if you want to have sex with a pokemon. Hariyama is clearly better for reasons I am going to go into. First, it's in the human-like egg group, meaning it's in the group of pokemon that woyld actually be best to have sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat that Vaporeon. Vaporeon's HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move Bulk Up. Similarly to the move Acid Armor, Bulk Up increases the user's defence, but Bulk Up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you want to switch who is topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fallback option in the move Endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of it's evolutions have a gender ration of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 females to 1 male, which is still unequal, but it's less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a pokemon to fuck, don't fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead.

    • @Lunas2525
      @Lunas2525 Год назад +6

      @@HazeEmry and i agree vaporeon is not best and there is a human egg group...

    • @Jin-lg9kw
      @Jin-lg9kw Год назад +4

      ​@@HazeEmry who said i had to choose?

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry Год назад +4

      @@Jin-lg9kw I like your way of thinking my fellow degenerate. I'd much prefer some different mons though. I keep a list 👀

    • @FireStorm5713
      @FireStorm5713 Год назад +6

      @@HazeEmry who doesn’t have a list?

  • @elYIiLy
    @elYIiLy Год назад +33

    noble has always been the friend that can chill with nearly anybody, great to have around :)

  • @ShadowAngelS2K
    @ShadowAngelS2K Год назад +83

    Fun fact: Umbreon’s JP name is Blacky

  • @ChiefBeef39
    @ChiefBeef39 Год назад +10

    6:48 no shot. I just read this a couple hours ago. what are the odds
    Sauce is Giant Muscle Amazoness Sisters by Soryuu4 if anyone is wondering. I recommend his stuff if you like GTS. His drawing don't always have weird head shapes, lol. Overgrowth and Yandere Giga Girlfriend are both really good.

  • @alexschmitz3414
    @alexschmitz3414 Год назад +114

    Poor Eeveelutions can’t catch a break.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Год назад +18

      Umbreon is another cultured victim 😔

    • @techno_otaku
      @techno_otaku Год назад +10

      it is the curse of popularity

    • @midknightgraze
      @midknightgraze Год назад +5

      @@ricardohoang8452 I have a Umbreon copypasta

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Год назад +2

      @@midknightgraze Oh no ...

    • @midknightgraze
      @midknightgraze Год назад +3

      @@ricardohoang8452 I have no idea why but I read the whole 3 paragraphs when I first found it. Sooooooooooo ya want it or smth

  • @SpyrotheHedgehog1
    @SpyrotheHedgehog1 Год назад +19

    I wonder if Noble knows about United Plays. He’s made sure to give every type an Eeveelution. We must be sure Noble collects them too so he can have his Eeveeon

  • @ElJineteCelestial
    @ElJineteCelestial Год назад +18

    1:52 Well... here's the tip. A warrior cannot be defeated by force, but by her belly. You don't need be a warrior, cleric or barbarian with her... she only need a house husband.

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Год назад +2

      So Archer from Fate?

    • @ElJineteCelestial
      @ElJineteCelestial Год назад +1

      @@prehistoriccreator9600 I don't know anything about Fate, sorry.

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Год назад +1

      @@ElJineteCelestial Archer is basically someone who enjoys being a house husband and is especially good at cooking.

    • @ElJineteCelestial
      @ElJineteCelestial Год назад

      @@prehistoriccreator9600 That sounds great. There it is then.

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 Год назад +6

    3:52I have to admit this is the most smoothest setup for picking up a woman not to mention I could just think about them telling their kids about it and the dad saying and that is How I Met Your Mother💯

  • @vitortakara7090
    @vitortakara7090 Год назад +5

    7:08
    their heads are the correct size, when you scale up characters normally the head stays the same size no matter the height, just like the hulk the only thing that normally changes is the shape of the head
    the more you know it

  • @fibecheee
    @fibecheee Год назад +89

    Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

    • @ragna9838
      @ragna9838 Год назад +16

      I was waiting for this, about time someone took the umbreon copypasta

    • @Stirling96
      @Stirling96 Год назад +12

      Finally the forgotten Umbreon Copypasta

    • @ThatGasMaskedPotato
      @ThatGasMaskedPotato Год назад +5

      @@ragna9838 took them long enough to hear about it

    • @bayronramirez1337
      @bayronramirez1337 Год назад +5

      not really, umbreon has many abilities, yes, but what vaporeon has is almost infinite potential

    • @ThatGasMaskedPotato
      @ThatGasMaskedPotato Год назад +3

      @@bayronramirez1337 i can believe that, but does vaporeon do wish passing better than umbreon?

  • @RowdyRandomness
    @RowdyRandomness Год назад +10

    4:28 “I’m not for the Vaporeon thing anymore…” -Noble 2023 😳

  • @RyderMK
    @RyderMK Год назад +27

    Has to be the greatest intro yet imo

  • @GGDAWG7
    @GGDAWG7 Год назад +3

    “Sit on my face” I swear Noble made me pos this

    • @Rabbit23GSO
      @Rabbit23GSO Год назад

      Finally a brave soul! All others have failed this city!

  • @aroanii
    @aroanii Год назад +2

    I peeped the Nergigante on the back. Mad respect.

  • @Sabuu2010
    @Sabuu2010 Год назад +1

    6:49
    I'm curious how that Doujin went

  • @shelbybayer200
    @shelbybayer200 Год назад +34

    People changed from Vaporeon to............ Umbreon ?
    Hope it doesn't BITE it off guys

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 Год назад +6

      nah, vaporeon was never the highest.. just a fad.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Год назад +1

      Why umbreon tho

    • @isaacyoung4601
      @isaacyoung4601 Год назад +5

      ​@@daisyjoy242 partially the comparatively sleek design, partially another copy pasta

    • @bayronramirez1337
      @bayronramirez1337 Год назад +1

      Na umbreon has been like this for a long time since it is very popular, and the more popular you are the more desired you will be, because that's the way it is in rule34, and in e621 umbreon is around 12 thousand and vaporeon is not around 7 thousand but around 9 thousand along with sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen,

    • @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061
      @joaoguilhermeuchoa5061 Год назад

      @@bayronramirez1337 SYLVEON? My favorite Pokémon is on E621?
      *goes John Wick mode*

  • @grip3939
    @grip3939 Год назад +6

    Of all the Noble shirts, "Get Over Here" is my favorite. Am i the only one ?

  • @severren1095
    @severren1095 Год назад +2

    7:02 ITS LIKE SOMEONE PUT ONE OF THOSE CHIAPETS ON A FRIDGE
    A BIG FRIDGE

  • @VacantMinded
    @VacantMinded Год назад +204

    Umbreon has quantity, Vaporeon has quality.

    • @Jw87563
      @Jw87563 Год назад +16

      How do you know that? 🤔

    • @FireStorm5713
      @FireStorm5713 Год назад +35

      @@Jw87563 some of us do our “research”

    • @bayronramirez1337
      @bayronramirez1337 Год назад +13

      umbreon is there because of its popularity, the more popular you are the more desired you are, and umbreon is very popular, he is the most popular among eeveevolutions, and has been that way since long before vaporeon copypasta existed. If there was a higher pokemon affected by rule 34 then vaporeon would be in position 10 or 9 and I say this because it already passed zoroark and is behind sylveon by about 300 ok that's in rule 34 but e621 would be in the position 10 and with an amount almost close to that of sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen since all the previous ones including vaporeon are around 9 thousand

    • @joyoobility9176
      @joyoobility9176 Год назад +13

      More like umBREEDon

    • @ShadyBalls
      @ShadyBalls Год назад +1

      @@bayronramirez1337 like how pikachu is 3rd

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 Год назад +1

    4:20....... 1st off nice, 2nd... I'm only chocking that up to Umbreon being the most popular Eeveelution, there is no way that many people would see Umbreon that way... right? It's just coincidence... riiiiight... take my Vaporeon, don't you dare touch my Umbreon or my shiny Umbreon.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem Год назад

    8:01 I got an ad after he said “I’m come” but before the “he what” popped up and for some reason it made it ten times funnier

  • @tonyvadala1443
    @tonyvadala1443 Год назад +1

    I agree noble,eeveeloutions are only for patting,especially sylveon

  • @solitare4602
    @solitare4602 Год назад +4

    I think Espeon's are best because they should be able to telepathically talk to you.

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Год назад +1

    1:20 WDYM Noble? That sauce is awesome! It might not be 100% vanilla, but I’ve seen far worse Danmachi doujins.

  • @lucascarvalho8606
    @lucascarvalho8606 Год назад +2

    I was legitimately in doubt if the "Obviously better than the other girls" at 3:25 was about Shion or Rimuru

  • @dillongause7528
    @dillongause7528 Год назад +13

    Noble: I just want a girl to crush me with her thighs it's my dream, 2 months later he meets projekt melody irl she and Ashley crush noble with their thick thighs he ascends to a new plane of nervana

  • @frankcayseron8637
    @frankcayseron8637 Год назад

    bro not gonna lie, i dont watch your content regularly, only pop in and out every now and then when something of yours show up in my recomended but i have to say that scottish accent is OP and i am in love with it

  • @farresalt4381
    @farresalt4381 Год назад

    [8:50] Oh. Oh! OH, that's why that meme from before even more cursed than I thought!?

  • @mrchapin94
    @mrchapin94 Год назад +1

    Your videos have been a help to my mental health with my cat dieing

  • @HFHoofHammer
    @HFHoofHammer Год назад +1

    7:51
    Cino: (At 8:01) I’ve come-
    WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!

  • @Calbolt
    @Calbolt Год назад +1

    I thought at 0:35 that head say “ aaand clapping”

  • @estavel117
    @estavel117 Год назад +5

    Umbreon may be the most desired one now, but I think Vaporeon’s popularity was its compatibility?

    • @bayronramirez1337
      @bayronramirez1337 Год назад

      having in rule34 vaporeon it is between 10 and 9 since it recently surpassed zoroark but it cannot be said exactly until it is well marked, in e621 it can be said exactly that vaporeon is in position 10 where it is around 9 thousand with sylveon, lopunny , zoroark and braixen, and if you ask yourself a question about umnreon in e621 then it is around 12 thousand

  • @dlue2fu
    @dlue2fu Год назад +2

    "Why would you choose female version Stunk from interspecies reviewers" -Noble ........ How did you notice that was him/her so fast is the question. hmmm?

  • @chriswailes1600
    @chriswailes1600 Год назад +2

    7:41 it does indeed exist

  • @planetcoolzon
    @planetcoolzon Год назад +1

    Thanks Brrigs for starting the vid.

  • @gannaeissa9320
    @gannaeissa9320 Год назад

    8:00 The ad came perfectly after he said that 😆

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 Год назад

    1:49Yeah I know how this feels when they call you old man jump this hurts but I think being called Sir or Mister hurts even more💯😅😅😅😓😓😓😓😓😓😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander Год назад +2

    Noble over here doing a Macho Hulk Randy Hogan impression

  • @MarkFin9423
    @MarkFin9423 Год назад

    1:12 Noble why are you looking into the abyss of offbrand tags? come back to the shallow end of the pool you don't know how to swim there noble, someone get noble the lifeguard.

  • @Eddman368
    @Eddman368 Год назад

    We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived

  • @thelostician
    @thelostician Год назад +8

    You’re scared that the girls heads are too small?!
    IM SCARED THAT THEIR ARMS ARE TRIPLE JOINTED, THEY HAVE FOUR ELBOWS, WHAT ARE THOSE ARMS?!!!!

    • @nightthunder04
      @nightthunder04 Год назад

      sauce

    • @thelostician
      @thelostician Год назад

      @@nightthunder04 I don’t have the sauce, and you don’t need it to see what’s so terrifying

  • @NoraIconiq
    @NoraIconiq Год назад

    Hey noble I looked into umbreons lore a little bit and didn't you know one of its moves is pursuit? This means put into a practical setting it can literally.
    Stalk prey in the dark, also fun fact the rings on its body glow based on the light of the moon, which means during a new moon an umbreon can become completely invisible in the dark.
    And when its rings glow it triggers intense, fear in anyone nearby. This is likely an evolutionary advantage in catching prey, as they will be too terrified to run away. And sense embreon is an evolution, from increasing friendship at night. What we can conclude from all of this is simple. Umbreon is a yandere.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 Год назад +1

    4:28 hold up: anymore!? What you mean by that Noble? 🤨

  • @TheTrueStrangeBee
    @TheTrueStrangeBee Год назад +1

    That danmachi one was so traumatic I had to pause and take a minute to calm down and then you posted the numbers as well and I needed to pause again

  • @aknight7642
    @aknight7642 Год назад +3

    Anyone remember when noble would get weapons from fan mail?

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon Год назад +2

    6:57 that's terrifying Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

  • @dom6991
    @dom6991 Год назад

    1:19
    No... he couldn't mean... *checks sauce* OH YUP, HE DOES. OH GODS.

  • @anyathepanther7977
    @anyathepanther7977 Год назад

    4:00 That was so smooth, i almost slipped!

  • @thatdarnseel7052
    @thatdarnseel7052 Год назад

    Name the Christmas Eevee Ginger (Short for Gingerbread), the Eevee Purse Calie (Short for Calzone as calzones are Stuffed with the important Ingredients). and the Painting Eevee Caramel as Caramel is a Decretive Topping for Many Foods

  • @cordellriemer5177
    @cordellriemer5177 Год назад +1

    4:12 Finally the Copypasta can no longer haunt me

  • @WS-nh3qe
    @WS-nh3qe Год назад

    Thanks for the hug man. Great opening and made my day better.

  • @theblacksamruott
    @theblacksamruott Год назад +1

    Umbreon.... why people... why do this to my child

    • @enderdrane
      @enderdrane Год назад

      Its always been like this apparently. Also makes me kinda sad since they were my favorite too.

  • @primordial-chaos00
    @primordial-chaos00 Год назад +3

    The eevee family has luck with meme destroying their image.

  • @Blazing_A
    @Blazing_A Год назад +1

    8:27 Wonder if he noticed the jelly filled doughnuts.

    • @shawncollins5127
      @shawncollins5127 Год назад

      I purposely tried making it harder to see to see if he would

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers Год назад +1

    I'm never this early! Loved the intro, BTW!

  • @ramonsanchez6903
    @ramonsanchez6903 Год назад

    Great video Noble

  • @gheannjoven3847
    @gheannjoven3847 Год назад

    3.56 Man That guy is snoop

  • @pccc5431
    @pccc5431 10 месяцев назад

    2:53 bruh u missed that one "nah"

  • @NokonMizuki
    @NokonMizuki Год назад

    8:46 HAHAHA LMAO EVEN THE ADS HAD TO STOP ME THERE XD

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 Год назад +1

    1:20 It's called Victim Girls for a reason. You knew what you were getting into.
    7:00 I see someone decided to make hentai out of the glitched out SV Trainer model...

  • @mamamorphy7320
    @mamamorphy7320 Год назад

    What was the Doujin for the Two big sisters? 6:50. I wanna read it. It looks so weird. 🤣

  • @LoveFreak18
    @LoveFreak18 Год назад

    4:26 we passed that point long ago.

  • @TBoneTony
    @TBoneTony Год назад

    Scorpion: GET OVER HERE, I WANNA HUG YOU!!!!!!
    That is scary and awesome at the same time.

  • @emberthefox4951
    @emberthefox4951 Год назад +1

    So Umbreon's topping the charts now? Y'all can have fun dieing of poison damage, I'll just be over here chilling with my Umbreon in wholesome manners.

  • @jsl151850b
    @jsl151850b Год назад

    2:44 {Motorboat Sounds}
    6:57 I concur. Bring down the body size and increase the head size equally until they have normal proportions. That's still 9 feet tall or so.
    Orrrr.....shrink everything except their heads and boobas untill they're 7 feet tall....and wide.

  • @RealNefastus
    @RealNefastus Год назад +1

    1:17 Yes... I know the sauce...
    Let's just say it's quite spicy but the spice used sure isn't vanilla.

  • @helpfugreninjamain8709
    @helpfugreninjamain8709 Год назад +1

    7:51 his absolute disapproval

  • @purrfectwaffle8621
    @purrfectwaffle8621 Год назад

    Umbreon is the Dark Elf of the Eeveelutions.

  • @quinnderp
    @quinnderp Год назад +3

    hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
    i am going to regret posting this lol

    • @enderdrane
      @enderdrane Год назад +1

      This is way too fleshed out, like the other copypasta. Who actually takes their time to make these kinds of things???

    • @quinnderp
      @quinnderp Год назад +1

      @@enderdrane those with to much free time and likening a pokemon to much

  • @Ukrainian-supporter
    @Ukrainian-supporter Год назад

    5:03 speaking of A.I.
    I once asked for the pope
    And it looked so real especially with his hands

  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 Год назад

    Gold jacket with Scorpion shirt been awhile since I've seen that combo lol

  • @legoben98productions
    @legoben98productions Год назад

    1:41 I’m scared of what she’s probably wearing at the third panel, for many reasons… hope it’s not for terrible reasons

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 Год назад +2

    4:10 We've won, but at what cost?

  • @dinoley22
    @dinoley22 Год назад

    i was send a copypasta last week about umbreon by one of my friends , and i guess is time to share it here
    ''Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon.
    Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
    Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon.
    A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance.
    Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;
    It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.''

  • @driftjr8403
    @driftjr8403 Год назад

    3:55 damn he’s the rizzard of oz

  • @chadgerman3987
    @chadgerman3987 Год назад

    8:28 Why does that lily look like she could be a character from beyblade?

  • @jeizi6806
    @jeizi6806 Год назад

    I was about to say "Sit on my face" as instructed. Good thing I checked the comment section first. Looking-like-a-fool avoided lmao

  • @marcelbyrd7745
    @marcelbyrd7745 Год назад

    4:51Wow I have to admit I thought I was going to least take them at least five years before they got this good💯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @MellowNova
    @MellowNova Год назад +2

    Wasn't there a counterargument copypasta about umbreon being the better choice compared to-

  • @jaminblizz
    @jaminblizz Год назад +1

    fudge i was a umbreon fan this whole time now idk....

  • @Emerald-Reversal
    @Emerald-Reversal Год назад +1

    Scottish Noble is a gift from god.

  • @SADmemer.
    @SADmemer. Год назад +2

    Nobel hogan is something I didn’t know I needed

  • @dillongause7528
    @dillongause7528 Год назад +2

    Noble should raid Daidus next stream on the 25th hes debuting his genderswap vtuber model he just made a video about it

  • @iratami
    @iratami Год назад +1

    Eevee = Potato
    Vaporeon = Vodka
    Joteon = Potato Batery
    Flarion = ... sweet potato? Fries? Yam?
    Ubreon = Taro "Is a bright purple root vegetable"
    Espeon = Potato eyes "Their poison can cause halucination"
    Glaceon = Potato Salad
    Leafion - Baked Potato
    Sylvion = Chip

  • @United_States_Of_America__
    @United_States_Of_America__ Год назад

    THERES ALMOST 3k MORE ENTRIES? GOD DAMN..

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 Год назад +1

    1:24.......... you say that... and I always look it up anyways saying naaah I've seen worse... only for it to be that one doujin that is one of the worst I've seen... but fine challenge accepted.
    Edit:... naaah not that one and have seen much worse, it's weird but not that bad, hell I've seen worse bull/Minotaur ones.

  • @angelomybrother9377
    @angelomybrother9377 Год назад +1

    Cino was about to make an a announcement. But then cino did the funi com :>

  • @elibou1st751
    @elibou1st751 Год назад +2

    Dethroning vaporeon ? Blasphemy!!

  • @asunachan9999
    @asunachan9999 Год назад +1

    Why'd you turn into Randy Savage at the last few seconds of that opening bit, Noble-Senpai? 🤔 🤣❤️🇵🇭

    • @LordShonji
      @LordShonji Год назад

      Honestly thought it was a sponsor for a bit for who made the shirt lol

  • @konnersmith7137
    @konnersmith7137 Год назад +1

    he has Bean (Baked Beans) and Potato (Baked Potato) he just needs ribs and hes got a barbecue

  • @dloveless3585
    @dloveless3585 Год назад

    3:31 *cough* This doesn't really matter... but, so is Senko (by technicalities, and also not an oni via those same technicalities).

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o Год назад +2

    Idk, I watched Noble because of booba for years and any content on the channel got me clicking after some time

  • @ShayTheValiant
    @ShayTheValiant Год назад +1

    Sylveon also has more results than Vaporeon. I've always known that Umbreon was the most popular Eeveelution, even before the Vaporeon meme. People love edgy Pokémon.