@@SakuragiSayo I mean like Onis were originally invisible then Buddhism moved in and they started looking like Buddist depictions of Yaksha and Rakshasa
2:30 - 3:12 - Sit on my f- Uh... I have no idea who to think of with that. 7:50 - 7:55 - Why would someone want to (fluff) a bottle of vodka? That would burn like hel- 8:44 - Oh. I did legitimately have that sort of reaction to the first part until the fan-art was shown.
A copypasta I've saved Alright, so I've seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact thatt you are all fine with wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isn't even the best pokemon if you want to have sex with a pokemon. Hariyama is clearly better for reasons I am going to go into. First, it's in the human-like egg group, meaning it's in the group of pokemon that woyld actually be best to have sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat that Vaporeon. Vaporeon's HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move Bulk Up. Similarly to the move Acid Armor, Bulk Up increases the user's defence, but Bulk Up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you want to switch who is topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fallback option in the move Endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of it's evolutions have a gender ration of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 females to 1 male, which is still unequal, but it's less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a pokemon to fuck, don't fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead.
6:48 no shot. I just read this a couple hours ago. what are the odds Sauce is Giant Muscle Amazoness Sisters by Soryuu4 if anyone is wondering. I recommend his stuff if you like GTS. His drawing don't always have weird head shapes, lol. Overgrowth and Yandere Giga Girlfriend are both really good.
I wonder if Noble knows about United Plays. He’s made sure to give every type an Eeveelution. We must be sure Noble collects them too so he can have his Eeveeon
1:52 Well... here's the tip. A warrior cannot be defeated by force, but by her belly. You don't need be a warrior, cleric or barbarian with her... she only need a house husband.
3:52I have to admit this is the most smoothest setup for picking up a woman not to mention I could just think about them telling their kids about it and the dad saying and that is How I Met Your Mother💯
7:08 their heads are the correct size, when you scale up characters normally the head stays the same size no matter the height, just like the hulk the only thing that normally changes is the shape of the head the more you know it
Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Na umbreon has been like this for a long time since it is very popular, and the more popular you are the more desired you will be, because that's the way it is in rule34, and in e621 umbreon is around 12 thousand and vaporeon is not around 7 thousand but around 9 thousand along with sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen,
umbreon is there because of its popularity, the more popular you are the more desired you are, and umbreon is very popular, he is the most popular among eeveevolutions, and has been that way since long before vaporeon copypasta existed. If there was a higher pokemon affected by rule 34 then vaporeon would be in position 10 or 9 and I say this because it already passed zoroark and is behind sylveon by about 300 ok that's in rule 34 but e621 would be in the position 10 and with an amount almost close to that of sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen since all the previous ones including vaporeon are around 9 thousand
4:20....... 1st off nice, 2nd... I'm only chocking that up to Umbreon being the most popular Eeveelution, there is no way that many people would see Umbreon that way... right? It's just coincidence... riiiiight... take my Vaporeon, don't you dare touch my Umbreon or my shiny Umbreon.
Noble: I just want a girl to crush me with her thighs it's my dream, 2 months later he meets projekt melody irl she and Ashley crush noble with their thick thighs he ascends to a new plane of nervana
bro not gonna lie, i dont watch your content regularly, only pop in and out every now and then when something of yours show up in my recomended but i have to say that scottish accent is OP and i am in love with it
having in rule34 vaporeon it is between 10 and 9 since it recently surpassed zoroark but it cannot be said exactly until it is well marked, in e621 it can be said exactly that vaporeon is in position 10 where it is around 9 thousand with sylveon, lopunny , zoroark and braixen, and if you ask yourself a question about umnreon in e621 then it is around 12 thousand
"Why would you choose female version Stunk from interspecies reviewers" -Noble ........ How did you notice that was him/her so fast is the question. hmmm?
1:12 Noble why are you looking into the abyss of offbrand tags? come back to the shallow end of the pool you don't know how to swim there noble, someone get noble the lifeguard.
Hey noble I looked into umbreons lore a little bit and didn't you know one of its moves is pursuit? This means put into a practical setting it can literally. Stalk prey in the dark, also fun fact the rings on its body glow based on the light of the moon, which means during a new moon an umbreon can become completely invisible in the dark. And when its rings glow it triggers intense, fear in anyone nearby. This is likely an evolutionary advantage in catching prey, as they will be too terrified to run away. And sense embreon is an evolution, from increasing friendship at night. What we can conclude from all of this is simple. Umbreon is a yandere.
Name the Christmas Eevee Ginger (Short for Gingerbread), the Eevee Purse Calie (Short for Calzone as calzones are Stuffed with the important Ingredients). and the Painting Eevee Caramel as Caramel is a Decretive Topping for Many Foods
1:20 It's called Victim Girls for a reason. You knew what you were getting into. 7:00 I see someone decided to make hentai out of the glitched out SV Trainer model...
2:44 {Motorboat Sounds} 6:57 I concur. Bring down the body size and increase the head size equally until they have normal proportions. That's still 9 feet tall or so. Orrrr.....shrink everything except their heads and boobas untill they're 7 feet tall....and wide.
hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later. i am going to regret posting this lol
i was send a copypasta last week about umbreon by one of my friends , and i guess is time to share it here ''Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon. A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc; It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.''
1:24.......... you say that... and I always look it up anyways saying naaah I've seen worse... only for it to be that one doujin that is one of the worst I've seen... but fine challenge accepted. Edit:... naaah not that one and have seen much worse, it's weird but not that bad, hell I've seen worse bull/Minotaur ones.
Sylveon also has more results than Vaporeon. I've always known that Umbreon was the most popular Eeveelution, even before the Vaporeon meme. People love edgy Pokémon.
To be fair Noble, the Onis from Slime Isekai are more based on the Ogre Oni, not Demon Onis.
There are no Demon Oni. Oni literally means "Ogre" thus the only Oni are Ogres. Akuma are Demons. Yuurei are Ghosts.
@@SakuragiSayo So what your saying is, Shrek is Monster girl?
😅 XD
@@megameme29
No. Shrek is obviously male, and thus not a Girl.
@@SakuragiSayo Fiona on the other hand…
@@SakuragiSayo I mean like Onis were originally invisible then Buddhism moved in and they started looking like Buddist depictions of Yaksha and Rakshasa
6:00 I'm also a part of the 1%. Hearing Scottish Noble always makes my day
Maybe we should post Samurai Jack memes? :P
"Sit on my face" -Noble 2023
Step on me zentreya!
2:30 - 3:12 - Sit on my f- Uh... I have no idea who to think of with that.
7:50 - 7:55 - Why would someone want to (fluff) a bottle of vodka? That would burn like hel- 8:44 - Oh.
I did legitimately have that sort of reaction to the first part until the fan-art was shown.
"Wait, Vaporeon isn't actually the eeveelution with the most amount of [OFFBRAND]?"
_shotgun pump noise_ "Always has been."
After mistaking Vaporeon's name with "Vaporean", I can no longer say it as normally as I used to.
Sounds like the name for a fantasy or sci fi race
@@rhyssuy8361 Ah... Vaporeans... From planet vapor... I'd hang out with more, but I can't even stay *near* them without catching a damn cold!
are you talking about the pokemon card called vaporeon?
Imagine we end up being the "aliens" to some other intergalactic race, and they start drawing outlandish fetish art of us.
We draw outlandish fetish art of ourselves. We can't be out done at this point
Their representative is speaking to the UN and the first thing they do is present yaoi and yuri art of the various UN representatives.
"Amateurs. We do this to ourselves and we're the best at it."
@@joaoguilhermeuchoa5061 TER-RA! TER-RA!
Hentai artists: _"Are you challenging us?"_
Iirc someone mentioned Umbreon being a better option back in the early days of Vaporeon being.. "fluffable"
A copypasta I've saved
Alright, so I've seen the vaporeon copypasta too many times to count now and it kind of infuriates me. For one, the fact thatt you are all fine with wanting to fuck what is clearly an animal is weird. But for another thing, you guys have chosen all wrong. Vaporeon isn't even the best pokemon if you want to have sex with a pokemon. Hariyama is clearly better for reasons I am going to go into. First, it's in the human-like egg group, meaning it's in the group of pokemon that woyld actually be best to have sex with. On top of that, Hariyama actually has a higher HP stat that Vaporeon. Vaporeon's HP stat is 130, while Hariyama has a base 144 HP stat. Second, it has access to the move Bulk Up. Similarly to the move Acid Armor, Bulk Up increases the user's defence, but Bulk Up would be better for sex because it also increases attack. This means that if you want to switch who is topping, Hariyama would be a far better choice. Third, Hariyama actually has abilities that would be useful during sex. Hariyama can get the Thick Fat and Guts abilities. Both of these abilities allow Hariyama to still function well while getting hot. Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to a fallback option in the move Endure. This allows it to survive any attack with 1 HP left. Fifth, Hariyama has a more equal gender ratio compared to Vaporeon. Eevee and all of it's evolutions have a gender ration of 7 males to 1 female. Getting the right Vaporeon would be tougher than it would be with Hariyama. Hariyama has a gender ratio of 3 females to 1 male, which is still unequal, but it's less unequal than Vaporeon. In conclusion, if you need a pokemon to fuck, don't fuck Vaporeon. Fuck Hariyama instead.
@@HazeEmry and i agree vaporeon is not best and there is a human egg group...
@@HazeEmry who said i had to choose?
@@Jin-lg9kw I like your way of thinking my fellow degenerate. I'd much prefer some different mons though. I keep a list 👀
@@HazeEmry who doesn’t have a list?
noble has always been the friend that can chill with nearly anybody, great to have around :)
Fun fact: Umbreon’s JP name is Blacky
'Shes like, Jackie but black.".
Blacky lemme smash
At least its not nig-
💀💀💀
6:48 no shot. I just read this a couple hours ago. what are the odds
Sauce is Giant Muscle Amazoness Sisters by Soryuu4 if anyone is wondering. I recommend his stuff if you like GTS. His drawing don't always have weird head shapes, lol. Overgrowth and Yandere Giga Girlfriend are both really good.
Poor Eeveelutions can’t catch a break.
Umbreon is another cultured victim 😔
it is the curse of popularity
@@ricardohoang8452 I have a Umbreon copypasta
@@midknightgraze Oh no ...
@@ricardohoang8452 I have no idea why but I read the whole 3 paragraphs when I first found it. Sooooooooooo ya want it or smth
I wonder if Noble knows about United Plays. He’s made sure to give every type an Eeveelution. We must be sure Noble collects them too so he can have his Eeveeon
1:52 Well... here's the tip. A warrior cannot be defeated by force, but by her belly. You don't need be a warrior, cleric or barbarian with her... she only need a house husband.
So Archer from Fate?
@@prehistoriccreator9600 I don't know anything about Fate, sorry.
@@ElJineteCelestial Archer is basically someone who enjoys being a house husband and is especially good at cooking.
@@prehistoriccreator9600 That sounds great. There it is then.
3:52I have to admit this is the most smoothest setup for picking up a woman not to mention I could just think about them telling their kids about it and the dad saying and that is How I Met Your Mother💯
7:08
their heads are the correct size, when you scale up characters normally the head stays the same size no matter the height, just like the hulk the only thing that normally changes is the shape of the head
the more you know it
Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
I was waiting for this, about time someone took the umbreon copypasta
Finally the forgotten Umbreon Copypasta
@@ragna9838 took them long enough to hear about it
not really, umbreon has many abilities, yes, but what vaporeon has is almost infinite potential
@@bayronramirez1337 i can believe that, but does vaporeon do wish passing better than umbreon?
4:28 “I’m not for the Vaporeon thing anymore…” -Noble 2023 😳
Has to be the greatest intro yet imo
“Sit on my face” I swear Noble made me pos this
Finally a brave soul! All others have failed this city!
I peeped the Nergigante on the back. Mad respect.
6:49
I'm curious how that Doujin went
People changed from Vaporeon to............ Umbreon ?
Hope it doesn't BITE it off guys
nah, vaporeon was never the highest.. just a fad.
Why umbreon tho
@@daisyjoy242 partially the comparatively sleek design, partially another copy pasta
Na umbreon has been like this for a long time since it is very popular, and the more popular you are the more desired you will be, because that's the way it is in rule34, and in e621 umbreon is around 12 thousand and vaporeon is not around 7 thousand but around 9 thousand along with sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen,
@@bayronramirez1337 SYLVEON? My favorite Pokémon is on E621?
*goes John Wick mode*
Of all the Noble shirts, "Get Over Here" is my favorite. Am i the only one ?
7:02 ITS LIKE SOMEONE PUT ONE OF THOSE CHIAPETS ON A FRIDGE
A BIG FRIDGE
Umbreon has quantity, Vaporeon has quality.
How do you know that? 🤔
@@Jw87563 some of us do our “research”
umbreon is there because of its popularity, the more popular you are the more desired you are, and umbreon is very popular, he is the most popular among eeveevolutions, and has been that way since long before vaporeon copypasta existed. If there was a higher pokemon affected by rule 34 then vaporeon would be in position 10 or 9 and I say this because it already passed zoroark and is behind sylveon by about 300 ok that's in rule 34 but e621 would be in the position 10 and with an amount almost close to that of sylveon, lopunny, zoroark and braixen since all the previous ones including vaporeon are around 9 thousand
More like umBREEDon
@@bayronramirez1337 like how pikachu is 3rd
4:20....... 1st off nice, 2nd... I'm only chocking that up to Umbreon being the most popular Eeveelution, there is no way that many people would see Umbreon that way... right? It's just coincidence... riiiiight... take my Vaporeon, don't you dare touch my Umbreon or my shiny Umbreon.
8:01 I got an ad after he said “I’m come” but before the “he what” popped up and for some reason it made it ten times funnier
I agree noble,eeveeloutions are only for patting,especially sylveon
I think Espeon's are best because they should be able to telepathically talk to you.
1:20 WDYM Noble? That sauce is awesome! It might not be 100% vanilla, but I’ve seen far worse Danmachi doujins.
I was legitimately in doubt if the "Obviously better than the other girls" at 3:25 was about Shion or Rimuru
both
Noble: I just want a girl to crush me with her thighs it's my dream, 2 months later he meets projekt melody irl she and Ashley crush noble with their thick thighs he ascends to a new plane of nervana
bro not gonna lie, i dont watch your content regularly, only pop in and out every now and then when something of yours show up in my recomended but i have to say that scottish accent is OP and i am in love with it
[8:50] Oh. Oh! OH, that's why that meme from before even more cursed than I thought!?
Your videos have been a help to my mental health with my cat dieing
7:51
Cino: (At 8:01) I’ve come-
WE FOUND THE CULPRIT!
I thought at 0:35 that head say “ aaand clapping”
Umbreon may be the most desired one now, but I think Vaporeon’s popularity was its compatibility?
having in rule34 vaporeon it is between 10 and 9 since it recently surpassed zoroark but it cannot be said exactly until it is well marked, in e621 it can be said exactly that vaporeon is in position 10 where it is around 9 thousand with sylveon, lopunny , zoroark and braixen, and if you ask yourself a question about umnreon in e621 then it is around 12 thousand
"Why would you choose female version Stunk from interspecies reviewers" -Noble ........ How did you notice that was him/her so fast is the question. hmmm?
7:41 it does indeed exist
Thanks Brrigs for starting the vid.
8:00 The ad came perfectly after he said that 😆
1:49Yeah I know how this feels when they call you old man jump this hurts but I think being called Sir or Mister hurts even more💯😅😅😅😓😓😓😓😓😓😮💨😮💨
Noble over here doing a Macho Hulk Randy Hogan impression
1:12 Noble why are you looking into the abyss of offbrand tags? come back to the shallow end of the pool you don't know how to swim there noble, someone get noble the lifeguard.
We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived
You’re scared that the girls heads are too small?!
IM SCARED THAT THEIR ARMS ARE TRIPLE JOINTED, THEY HAVE FOUR ELBOWS, WHAT ARE THOSE ARMS?!!!!
sauce
@@nightthunder04 I don’t have the sauce, and you don’t need it to see what’s so terrifying
Hey noble I looked into umbreons lore a little bit and didn't you know one of its moves is pursuit? This means put into a practical setting it can literally.
Stalk prey in the dark, also fun fact the rings on its body glow based on the light of the moon, which means during a new moon an umbreon can become completely invisible in the dark.
And when its rings glow it triggers intense, fear in anyone nearby. This is likely an evolutionary advantage in catching prey, as they will be too terrified to run away. And sense embreon is an evolution, from increasing friendship at night. What we can conclude from all of this is simple. Umbreon is a yandere.
4:28 hold up: anymore!? What you mean by that Noble? 🤨
That danmachi one was so traumatic I had to pause and take a minute to calm down and then you posted the numbers as well and I needed to pause again
Note to self: Don't see any hentai, ever.
Anyone remember when noble would get weapons from fan mail?
6:57 that's terrifying Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
1:19
No... he couldn't mean... *checks sauce* OH YUP, HE DOES. OH GODS.
4:00 That was so smooth, i almost slipped!
Name the Christmas Eevee Ginger (Short for Gingerbread), the Eevee Purse Calie (Short for Calzone as calzones are Stuffed with the important Ingredients). and the Painting Eevee Caramel as Caramel is a Decretive Topping for Many Foods
4:12 Finally the Copypasta can no longer haunt me
Thanks for the hug man. Great opening and made my day better.
Umbreon.... why people... why do this to my child
Its always been like this apparently. Also makes me kinda sad since they were my favorite too.
The eevee family has luck with meme destroying their image.
8:27 Wonder if he noticed the jelly filled doughnuts.
I purposely tried making it harder to see to see if he would
I'm never this early! Loved the intro, BTW!
Great video Noble
3.56 Man That guy is snoop
2:53 bruh u missed that one "nah"
8:46 HAHAHA LMAO EVEN THE ADS HAD TO STOP ME THERE XD
1:20 It's called Victim Girls for a reason. You knew what you were getting into.
7:00 I see someone decided to make hentai out of the glitched out SV Trainer model...
What was the Doujin for the Two big sisters? 6:50. I wanna read it. It looks so weird. 🤣
4:26 we passed that point long ago.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE, I WANNA HUG YOU!!!!!!
That is scary and awesome at the same time.
So Umbreon's topping the charts now? Y'all can have fun dieing of poison damage, I'll just be over here chilling with my Umbreon in wholesome manners.
2:44 {Motorboat Sounds}
6:57 I concur. Bring down the body size and increase the head size equally until they have normal proportions. That's still 9 feet tall or so.
Orrrr.....shrink everything except their heads and boobas untill they're 7 feet tall....and wide.
1:17 Yes... I know the sauce...
Let's just say it's quite spicy but the spice used sure isn't vanilla.
7:51 his absolute disapproval
Umbreon is the Dark Elf of the Eeveelutions.
hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
i am going to regret posting this lol
This is way too fleshed out, like the other copypasta. Who actually takes their time to make these kinds of things???
@@enderdrane those with to much free time and likening a pokemon to much
5:03 speaking of A.I.
I once asked for the pope
And it looked so real especially with his hands
Gold jacket with Scorpion shirt been awhile since I've seen that combo lol
1:41 I’m scared of what she’s probably wearing at the third panel, for many reasons… hope it’s not for terrible reasons
4:10 We've won, but at what cost?
i was send a copypasta last week about umbreon by one of my friends , and i guess is time to share it here
''Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon is not the most compatible pokemon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however vaporeon has its human on pokemon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, umbreon.
Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defense stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, inner focus allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued.
Umbreon also has access to the ability synchronise, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect, breedable pokemon.
A great fun fact, umbreon can excrete toxins in it's sweat, which would in turn soak your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your umbreon as well (which with synchronise, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). It can learn payback, which doubles in power after the pokemon is hit, meaning umbreon will throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn guard swap, it could give you it's insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance.
Speaking of endurance, umbreon also has access to endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as slam, pound, etc;
It's access to the abilities inner focus and synchronise allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of it's pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes umbreon the most qualified to breed with humans; able to take d**k of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.''
3:55 damn he’s the rizzard of oz
8:28 Why does that lily look like she could be a character from beyblade?
I was about to say "Sit on my face" as instructed. Good thing I checked the comment section first. Looking-like-a-fool avoided lmao
4:51Wow I have to admit I thought I was going to least take them at least five years before they got this good💯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Wasn't there a counterargument copypasta about umbreon being the better choice compared to-
fudge i was a umbreon fan this whole time now idk....
Scottish Noble is a gift from god.
Nobel hogan is something I didn’t know I needed
Noble should raid Daidus next stream on the 25th hes debuting his genderswap vtuber model he just made a video about it
Eevee = Potato
Vaporeon = Vodka
Joteon = Potato Batery
Flarion = ... sweet potato? Fries? Yam?
Ubreon = Taro "Is a bright purple root vegetable"
Espeon = Potato eyes "Their poison can cause halucination"
Glaceon = Potato Salad
Leafion - Baked Potato
Sylvion = Chip
THERES ALMOST 3k MORE ENTRIES? GOD DAMN..
1:24.......... you say that... and I always look it up anyways saying naaah I've seen worse... only for it to be that one doujin that is one of the worst I've seen... but fine challenge accepted.
Edit:... naaah not that one and have seen much worse, it's weird but not that bad, hell I've seen worse bull/Minotaur ones.
Cino was about to make an a announcement. But then cino did the funi com :>
Dethroning vaporeon ? Blasphemy!!
Why'd you turn into Randy Savage at the last few seconds of that opening bit, Noble-Senpai? 🤔 🤣❤️🇵🇭
Honestly thought it was a sponsor for a bit for who made the shirt lol
he has Bean (Baked Beans) and Potato (Baked Potato) he just needs ribs and hes got a barbecue
3:31 *cough* This doesn't really matter... but, so is Senko (by technicalities, and also not an oni via those same technicalities).
Idk, I watched Noble because of booba for years and any content on the channel got me clicking after some time
Sylveon also has more results than Vaporeon. I've always known that Umbreon was the most popular Eeveelution, even before the Vaporeon meme. People love edgy Pokémon.