Iron Bull & Inquisitor [Party Banter] | Dragon Age: Inqiuisiton

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

Комментарии • 186

  • @foggytuesday101
    @foggytuesday101 5 лет назад +1306

    Cole: *talks about inquisitor and bulls sex life*
    Varric: *writes down every word*

    • @bakedbeans00
      @bakedbeans00 4 года назад +151

      Cassandra will throw her money at that book 😂

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад +109

      Cassandra: *is already halfway through the new book*

    • @SirBigWater
      @SirBigWater 4 года назад +42

      It would probably be even more of a crazy story if the Inquisitor was a dwarf. Imagine that kind of tale.

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 4 года назад +46

      @@SirBigWater you mean like the image with the hamster and a banana?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 года назад +16

      Varric appreciates the insight

  • @antheathetiefling8581
    @antheathetiefling8581 4 года назад +907

    Solas romance: angst
    Josephine romance: Disney princess
    Cassandra romance : romantic comedy
    Cullen romance: sweet and adorable
    Dorian: wit and expectations
    Sera: chaos
    Blackwall romance: drama!
    Iron Bull romance:.. gigity gigity

  • @leenie4705
    @leenie4705 5 лет назад +1231

    cole rlly just called the inquisitor a power bottom, huh?

  • @125Dave8
    @125Dave8 6 лет назад +763

    "Provided it tied you down first, one assumes"
    Solas, the SAVAGE

  • @matiasmattera6650
    @matiasmattera6650 7 лет назад +880

    Cole: -Sometimes in the wartable.
    Blackwall: -I look forward to tell Cullen.

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL 6 лет назад +77

      I can imagine Cullen´s face jaja

    • @artorius4809
      @artorius4809 5 лет назад +43

      Do you take him up the Dale's?
      'Snicker'.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +19

      Makers breath

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 5 лет назад +37

      Cullen... also does it in the wartable, doesn't he?

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 лет назад +30

      Cullen: I'm glad to finally know where those white stains come from but... Shit.

  • @jcmarx6289
    @jcmarx6289 6 лет назад +1723

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Cole so beautifully and eloquently describe a proper Dom and sub relationship

    • @sarahjacobs1176
      @sarahjacobs1176 5 лет назад +277

      Honestly. Though I still can't believe how the writers were able to put in the fact that Bull is a damn service top.

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +8

      lol XD

    • @frog505
      @frog505 4 года назад +5

      I made the likes 666

    • @shilomclain8773
      @shilomclain8773 4 года назад +3

      My thoughts exactly

    • @zebbehansen1100
      @zebbehansen1100 3 года назад

      Indeed.

  • @ThatKarin
    @ThatKarin 6 лет назад +410

    The fact that solas got in on the bdsm puns tickles me

  • @dubbzy92
    @dubbzy92 4 года назад +481

    With Cole's describing skills and Varric's writing skills, they could make the best erotica in the world lol

  • @namimizuakiru
    @namimizuakiru 6 лет назад +563

    Varric: "I usually describe a fireplace by this point"
    gotta love that DA2 reference xD

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +1

      I don't think I want to know

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 лет назад +3

      What is it referencing?

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад

      when did that happen?

    • @cal6452
      @cal6452 5 лет назад +51

      H C A lot of the romance scenes (especially the spicier ones) in DA2 take place by or near one of the two fireplaces in the Amell manor. I think it’s more of a broad reference than a specific one. Hope this helps.

  • @triburst
    @triburst 5 лет назад +262

    "I work on this table, MAKERS BREATH!" Cullen

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 4 года назад +6

      triburst “ you should burn that”

    • @Ninel-qc7hi
      @Ninel-qc7hi 4 года назад +31

      It’s funny because I don’t think he complains about his “working table” when he bangs the Inquisitor on it...

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 3 года назад +9

      @@Ninel-qc7hi "It was a mess!!! Oh why did I decide to shove all the documents to the ground 😖"

  • @heddaTV1
    @heddaTV1 5 лет назад +219

    cant believe cole outed the inquisitor as a bottom like that, savage

  • @higgittee_heck
    @higgittee_heck 5 лет назад +433

    just got announced to the world that youre the bottomiest bottom to ever bottom. a hard knock life for the inquisitor

    • @verdurite
      @verdurite 4 года назад +49

      oh he's getting knocked up hard all right

    • @huckleberrypete6719
      @huckleberrypete6719 3 года назад +1

      Wait what

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 3 года назад +1

      @@verdurite h-he's getting knocked up?

    • @MiosPanties
      @MiosPanties 3 года назад +3

      Inqy's a power bottom

    • @ponysrule101
      @ponysrule101 3 года назад

      Nah cole is talking about the safe word not the inky being a power bottom.

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 7 лет назад +832

    Someone cover Cole’s ears! Protect the child!

    • @jbabylucus1641
      @jbabylucus1641 6 лет назад +22

      Isn't cole technically older than everyone there?

    • @calica4589
      @calica4589 6 лет назад +3

      Aerin Atkins yes we need to

    • @calica4589
      @calica4589 6 лет назад +7

      JBaby Lucus cole no he’s younger maybe 20

    • @jbabylucus1641
      @jbabylucus1641 6 лет назад +32

      @@calica4589 he's a spirit that was around before the first blight. From the Decent dlc he says that a titan "was a shaper and they are many but are an it" something along those lines. To know that he would have to be really old. Maybe close to solas or a lil younger.

    • @reddeaddread
      @reddeaddread 5 лет назад +6

      I think Cole has "seen" it more than anyone else

  • @mr.chibiterasu2956
    @mr.chibiterasu2956 3 года назад +95

    I like how the only reason Varric wants Bull and the Inquisitor to openly talk about their relationship is so he can write fanfic for it.

  • @stonedrat24
    @stonedrat24 2 года назад +41

    "Cole's so innocent. He's like a kid."
    Cole meanwhile: Y'all fucked in bed, up against the wall, and on the war table.

  • @rsweeneybrg
    @rsweeneybrg 5 лет назад +180

    "I love you too... Kadan.."He sounds like he hurts..

    • @renamako8845
      @renamako8845 5 лет назад +23

      Rsweeneybrg Mo well his lover / the person he cares for most was dying from the anchor 😅 it’s sort of like ... 🤔 like saying “I love you/ goodbye” to a loved one who has fatal disease .

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 лет назад +19

      Actually, since this final farewell party banter occurred *before* the group encountered Viddasala and "Dragon's Breath", it could hurt much more if his chargers were dead.

  • @nummulite99
    @nummulite99 7 лет назад +387

    "I hope you took him right up the dales!" OMG!

  • @Slothgreedenvy
    @Slothgreedenvy 6 лет назад +442

    1:20 Bull: "Do you mind kid, if you take away most the mystery it's not quite as hot."
    Warden: "Bull..." (husky tone) "Yes it is."
    XD I laugh and choked on spit, I love it!!

  • @najwasabilayusuf1611
    @najwasabilayusuf1611 5 лет назад +322

    I get SEVERE second hand embarrassment from Cole

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 года назад +9

      he doesnt get embarrassed

    • @ash-lynnsarah8626
      @ash-lynnsarah8626 3 года назад +7

      @@wuftchan8299 No cause we get embarrassed for him xD

  • @narikohikurashi8285
    @narikohikurashi8285 7 лет назад +429

    Cole is clever, makes me miss zevran

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 7 лет назад +84

      Nariko Hikurashi Cole would have a field day with the Dragon Age: Origins party members.

    • @llaquis
      @llaquis 7 лет назад +60

      Tristan Bigornia hed be like "i got so much shit to say about these people, so many unopened wounds >:)"

    • @brianellyflores9084
      @brianellyflores9084 6 лет назад +32

      "Perhaps I can help with that" "Insufficient skill" aaah I miss that

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +8

      we do miss zevy

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 6 лет назад +213

    Dorian's laugh gives me life OMG

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 6 лет назад +428

    DID SOLAS JUST LAUGH?

  • @LeDameMarciana
    @LeDameMarciana 4 года назад +62

    INQUISITOR: hey could a rift swallow me right now
    SOLAS: do u want it to tie you up first? >:D

  • @MatrixMiles17
    @MatrixMiles17 6 лет назад +192

    0:45 I'm afraid of the War Table now.

    • @MatrixMiles17
      @MatrixMiles17 6 лет назад

      AA-ron 420 did you hear Cole?

    • @aether5208
      @aether5208 6 лет назад

      MatrixMiles17 ohhhhh FUCK

    • @_Asvaria
      @_Asvaria 5 лет назад +17

      Me too. Same with Cullen's desk. After I romanced him I can't think straight when I see this desk.

  • @Zarala2010
    @Zarala2010 6 лет назад +119

    Damn it Sera! That one-liner about Dales almost killed me! XD

  • @TheKnifeRat
    @TheKnifeRat 5 лет назад +99

    Cole just-
    I cant decide if i should laugh lf feel embarassed-
    W H E E Z E

  • @kitsu1379
    @kitsu1379 3 года назад +24

    I just realised, Varric saying he usually describes a fireplace is a reference to how in 2, unlike Origins and Inquisition where you get a romance scene, in 2 you don't, I think it's a fade to black then the camera focuses really heavily on the fireplace in Hawke's room.

  • @6_checkmate_9
    @6_checkmate_9 6 лет назад +111

    Cole stop! COLE STOP!😂

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 4 года назад +59

    Bull to Varric: Now you're just making it weird.
    Bull to Cassandra (regardless of Inquisitors gender and race): Any chance I can have the Boss borrow your armour later for uh...personal reasons?
    Now who's making it weird?

  • @smo3486
    @smo3486 5 лет назад +79

    Iron Bull is such a dad to Cole I love it

    • @stonedrat24
      @stonedrat24 2 года назад

      Didn't know kids talked to their dad about their sex life in detail.

  • @midnightcas9995
    @midnightcas9995 3 года назад +16

    Inquisitor: I wouldn’t trade the last few years for anything. I love you.
    Bull: Love you too, Kadan
    Me: *Ugly Crying*

  • @Hunter-fs1nj
    @Hunter-fs1nj 4 года назад +53

    Maybe Cole has had an influence on me, but something about this relationship just.. Feels right. I can't place it. Iron Bull doesn't want to express things because "It will get weird" but cannot resist my precious boi because it just... Well It feels like there's no place else he would rather be. When I hear him speak on that last note, "I love you too... Kadan." Its both proud and sad. He want's more time but isn't guaranteed it, so he stays, holding onto every breath and glimpse, but stays focused because if there is a way to make his love's life mean something again, one last time, he just has to try. He cannot do otherwise. Even though deep down he would prefer to take our Inquisitor far away to have as much time left as possible. Whoosh, fade stuff, am I right?

  • @alunashepard9031
    @alunashepard9031 5 лет назад +24

    Cole’s VA is a fucking artist

  • @LadyAhro
    @LadyAhro 6 лет назад +65

    Considering that I used this voice for my smol Bull-romancing elfquisitor I couldn’t stop laughing through the entire video oh my god

  • @missterra7631
    @missterra7631 3 года назад +12

    "It's not quite as hot."
    "... Yes it is."
    "Oh. Carry on then Cole."
    😂😂😂

  • @kingd8468
    @kingd8468 5 лет назад +34

    Bull: The next time we're alone, I'm going to pin you down and do things your body won't believe.
    Me: Take me Now!

  • @0RedDread30
    @0RedDread30 7 лет назад +75

    oh my god haha,all romance banters are hilarious, if not they're so sweet !

  • @nicolasnamed
    @nicolasnamed 2 года назад +7

    I got the banter at 1:00 literally the moment after I killed Hakkon, which was fucking hilarious because Bull probably WOULD be thinking about getting it on with the Inqusitor right about then lol

  • @adamdonovan7269
    @adamdonovan7269 3 года назад +6

    I swear to god, Cole is the single most wholesome character to ever exist; yet he is so naive. I never gave him a chance in my first play through but over the years I've come to love him. It doesn't matter the situation he will always be there for you and he can actually feel exactly how you would in that situation. So sweet and he deserves the world.

  • @Markiemedes
    @Markiemedes 6 лет назад +151

    I love that you used a same sex partner for Bull for this banter

    • @Miriam_J_
      @Miriam_J_ 6 лет назад +53

      Mark Molo
      I really believe more men romanced Bull than women.

    • @LadyAhro
      @LadyAhro 6 лет назад +42

      Lots of women also loved the idea of their male inquisitors riding The Bull too.

    • @moafighting1597
      @moafighting1597 5 лет назад +21

      @@LadyAhro yeah I play as a male but I'm female irl and I romanced bull

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 5 лет назад +21

      I guess the Bull also prefers men since he goes for Dorian rather than Cassandra if the Inquisitor romances nobody.

  • @aunum_
    @aunum_ 6 лет назад +38

    Solas has the best one liners

  • @algumacoisaserve9914
    @algumacoisaserve9914 3 года назад +4

    "Kadan"
    Its sooo satisfying when iron bull speaks in my headphone. It could be an ASMR.

  • @cnwarry
    @cnwarry 5 лет назад +32

    I'm gonna be perfectly honest and say i was not a fan of Cole in the beginning, but going through stuff like this and seeing the interactions he has with everyone makes me like him even more an and i think I'm gonna start using him more

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 3 года назад

      Yeah, I'm not a dog person either but Cole is so damn cute.

  • @Korvo.420
    @Korvo.420 6 лет назад +21

    Cole is just too sweet

  • @Shay-vw6qq
    @Shay-vw6qq 5 лет назад +13

    Cole why must you out me so,ah i forgive you.just dont forget to keep sending dorian wooden ducks

  • @natashamaree3589
    @natashamaree3589 5 лет назад +18

    Quickly! Protect Cole at all costs! Cover thy ears child!

    • @stonedrat24
      @stonedrat24 2 года назад

      What will covering his ears do? He's the one going into details about their sex life.

    • @stonedrat24
      @stonedrat24 2 года назад

      Also he's 20.

  • @witchskee
    @witchskee 5 лет назад +13

    COLE I SWEAR TO THE MAKER 😭😭😂😂😂

  • @painthegreat
    @painthegreat 6 лет назад +21

    Oh my dear lord Cole!

  • @Sir_ShadowZ__
    @Sir_ShadowZ__ 6 лет назад +30

    I wanna replay just for this romance XD

  • @clowncampaign7416
    @clowncampaign7416 5 лет назад +15

    God I love Cassandra so much ahsbsn

  • @leelen2907
    @leelen2907 6 лет назад +34

    Cole! XD poor inky

  • @justsomebread8646
    @justsomebread8646 4 года назад +12

    XD the fact Cole WATCHES is hilarious

    • @marvelousmeh2077
      @marvelousmeh2077 4 года назад +1

      I mean, his always there were thoughts are louder.

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +7

    I love how cole reads minds

  • @nevergivein615
    @nevergivein615 6 лет назад +31

    Jesus I can’t breathe!!! 🤣🤣

  • @emilyfoster3292
    @emilyfoster3292 3 года назад +4

    You see that ghost over there, yeah thats me because I'm dead 🤣

  • @occultjock4411
    @occultjock4411 6 лет назад +5

    I feel so fucking gay holy shit
    Edit: the ending makes me melt with love

  • @anglersimp1216
    @anglersimp1216 2 года назад +5

    Dang cole could be a Wattpad writer lol

  • @_Asvaria
    @_Asvaria 3 года назад +4

    Blackwall, please. Don’t tell anything to Cullen. I don’t think curly would survive that

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 3 года назад +5

    0:33 - Solas wtf XD

  • @specialk8888
    @specialk8888 3 года назад +2

    I love when Solas laughs xD

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 4 года назад +4

    My face is on fire....

  • @shoyohinata3462
    @shoyohinata3462 2 года назад +1

    I love how it's mostly Cole who has the interesting comments about this relationship 💖🤣

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад +6

    freaking Cole XD

  • @Master_McDiluc_EmoEdition
    @Master_McDiluc_EmoEdition Год назад +1

    I love Cole so much, he is my son and he's bby, but sometimes he can be just a little too oblivious 🤣

  • @radical9799
    @radical9799 Год назад +1

    I can only hope that my kids are as neutral towards sex as Cole.

  • @errolpletcher9186
    @errolpletcher9186 2 года назад

    "If you take away all the mystery it's not quite as hot."
    "Bull? Yes it is 😏."

  • @cherimoren107
    @cherimoren107 3 года назад +1

    Damn that last one hit me like a TRUCK

  • @chewiepuppies
    @chewiepuppies 7 лет назад +26

    L.M.F.A.O

  • @GavnerWinterLuver
    @GavnerWinterLuver 2 года назад +1

    I love for a Cassandra/Iron Bull/Inquisitor throuple… or Dorian-Bull-Inquisitor

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 4 года назад +1

    "Ring their bell" lol

  • @gummyeel3907
    @gummyeel3907 Год назад

    Late to the party but Cole would make a killing writing about this shit-
    He and Varric would make a fantastic team

  • @ketchdeweese5771
    @ketchdeweese5771 3 года назад +7

    People are exasperated at Cole for exposing the Inquisitor as the bottom,
    but wouldn't it have been way weirder for everyone if he exposed Bull as the bottom?
    But also can you picture anyone trying to top Iron Bull 😆

  • @Hellion541
    @Hellion541 2 года назад +1

    Omigod Cole 😂😂😂

  • @burnedpotatoes720
    @burnedpotatoes720 Год назад

    Don't apologize Cole. You don't mean it after you did it anyway. XD

  • @cooperdonahue3837
    @cooperdonahue3837 6 лет назад +26

    Cole romance

    • @laurawolfsong3607
      @laurawolfsong3607 6 лет назад

      That's not a thing

    • @afgusti4269
      @afgusti4269 5 лет назад +3

      @@laurawolfsong3607 it is, just not with the inquisitor

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 3 года назад +1

      @@franpe6522 no it's not, the fuck?

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 3 года назад

      @@franpe6522 Cole is described as around the age of twenty and he's technically older since he's a spirit.

  • @alien5724
    @alien5724 2 года назад

    4:24 dude tell me why this is so sad like..like I know he was talking to our inquisitior but it makes me felt he was aiming that to us seeing him for the last time in game wise :^(

    • @yichenwang5655
      @yichenwang5655 Год назад

      I believe these come from the very end of Trespasser DLC, and it's definitely something sad happened. Someone's leaving.

  • @muchahonra2b
    @muchahonra2b 3 года назад +1

    How do you exactly get that first banter?
    It doesn't sound like it's a normal mission banter considering there's more than 4 people participating in it

  • @darknightsdeathmetal
    @darknightsdeathmetal 4 года назад

    I love Cole so much

  • @requiem_moon8729
    @requiem_moon8729 2 года назад +1

    Cole baby, I love u- ur my favorite- but plz--- 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

  • @coco7disha
    @coco7disha 4 года назад +1

    Cole, oh dear kiddo, you are too innocent for this. Also, how do you get all of them to reply? Like Usually we can take only 3 of em with the inquisitor right? It's a silly question but I was curious.

    • @ohdeer8920
      @ohdeer8920 4 года назад +1

      Some just replay the same save file and take different people, then edit the banter all together. Maybe others are able to take them directly out of the game files to edit them too, I know that’s how people found unused Solas dialogue.

  • @radical9799
    @radical9799 4 года назад

    To much from Cole XD🤣😂

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 5 лет назад

    fck cole XD I love you