H3 Podcast #53 - Female Teacher Sleeps w Student & Papa John Fired

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @taylorbourbon9193
    @taylorbourbon9193 6 лет назад +795

    Hila seems the most comfortable she has ever been on camera, she's come such a long way, papa bless

    • @Naps2305
      @Naps2305 6 лет назад +9

      Molly percocets

    • @edn0
      @edn0 6 лет назад

      ha ha ha, funny one, whew, lemme breath, waaah. you some kind of funny guy, you

    • @eoincrehan9356
      @eoincrehan9356 6 лет назад

      I love your biscuits

    • @miguelwintertoes9695
      @miguelwintertoes9695 4 года назад

      “You make we want to join you” *points to camera

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz 6 лет назад +1558

    Ian is such a natural fit for this podcast. There's so many good candidates that could join as regulars but he's definitely up there. Any time he's available, you gotta bring him on E&H

    • @SakshiSharma-pw4ql
      @SakshiSharma-pw4ql 6 лет назад +18

      Josh Crossley what about posty boi

    • @sirvidame9914
      @sirvidame9914 6 лет назад +23

      +Sakshi Sharma he's good but he is usually busy touring

    • @RoshDroz
      @RoshDroz 6 лет назад +38

      Sakshi Sharma well naturally Posty is the GOAT, but he's just too busy with his whole being one of the most popular musicians on the planet right now.
      I really hope we get to see him again though. His celeb status just keeps sky rocketing. Couldn't happen to a better dude.

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. 6 лет назад +4

      JackFilms is better

    • @TheYagich
      @TheYagich 6 лет назад +36

      Jack and Erik are on the top of the list of regulars, no question.

  • @fatboi12007
    @fatboi12007 6 лет назад +635

    Can you imagine thousand people doing an ethan cough , I'm down

  • @doorsheets2637
    @doorsheets2637 6 лет назад +540

    Make Ian a regular, please. He's super chill and doesn't interject too much.

    • @Dunk24
      @Dunk24 6 лет назад +3

      Yesssss

    • @BrokuTheSonofSparda
      @BrokuTheSonofSparda 6 лет назад +33

      Jason Bellmore only if he brings back his bowl haircut

    • @dumby3207
      @dumby3207 6 лет назад +11

      Ian is fine but i prefer just hila and ethan because they have a special connection and the guests kind take that away because they try to appeal to the guest

    • @pappy1527
      @pappy1527 6 лет назад +1

      because he makes terrible content

    • @Hughjass67
      @Hughjass67 6 лет назад +1

      Post Malone needs to be a regular

  • @SnCold
    @SnCold 6 лет назад +411

    Ethan, you didn't mention Jake or Logan Paul even once (I'm pretty sure)!! Keep it up, proud of you!

    • @gfundiesw
      @gfundiesw 6 лет назад +3

      he was in the penny videos thumbnail when he searched tho :P

  • @baljeet6983
    @baljeet6983 6 лет назад +238

    Hila is getting wayyyy less shy love it!

    • @haroo954
      @haroo954 6 лет назад +7

      Pretty fascinating

    • @stalkerlohh
      @stalkerlohh 6 лет назад +3

      your life must be complete now. enjoy while it lasts

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 6 лет назад +1113

    Jack, Erik, and Ian are great recurring guests!!

    • @KOiLert1
      @KOiLert1 6 лет назад +126

      What about Post Malone?

    • @gizzylaserfoot2604
      @gizzylaserfoot2604 6 лет назад +78

      Oh sh!t, I forgot about our boy Posty

    • @baljeet6983
      @baljeet6983 6 лет назад +1

      KOiLert1 yea

    • @brosephthomas3764
      @brosephthomas3764 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah such great podcasts with this crew! I also enjoyed Joji, and Post with H3

    • @johnadams9514
      @johnadams9514 6 лет назад +6

      What about HEYvsaucemichaelhere?

  • @benjaming5805
    @benjaming5805 6 лет назад +228

    I like the podcast Ian much more than the Smosh Ian

    • @AlexPletcherPhoto
      @AlexPletcherPhoto 5 лет назад +8

      Smosh ian is why I love ian, although that movie they made was complete trash and shouldn't exist... but he seems like an all around cool dood

    • @brijeshdas3331
      @brijeshdas3331 4 года назад +1

      Also he is much more funny on this podcast than he is on his own Smoshcast.

  • @holdmybrickplease3151
    @holdmybrickplease3151 6 лет назад +339

    Ian is really one of your best guests

    • @chazcross9209
      @chazcross9209 6 лет назад +16

      I want another Erik and Jacksfilms podcast

  • @Galaxem
    @Galaxem 6 лет назад +348

    Do a podcast with *all the Ians*

    • @IanBemolator
      @IanBemolator 6 лет назад +5

      Yes!

    • @APeterson95
      @APeterson95 6 лет назад +3

      This needs more likes

    • @WildTrek
      @WildTrek 6 лет назад +6

      Who would do all the behind the scenes work? The production would fall apart.

    • @Galaxem
      @Galaxem 6 лет назад +7

      Get an army of Dans back there

    • @inerick
      @inerick 6 лет назад +1

      can i come

  • @beccarobichaud8897
    @beccarobichaud8897 6 лет назад +425

    "Ethen please don't kill my vibe"
    hahaha Hila is my queen

    • @realisticeyeball
      @realisticeyeball 6 лет назад +7

      god what a normie. commenting on something 3 minutes into the video and doesnt even know how to spell ethan

    • @beccarobichaud8897
      @beccarobichaud8897 6 лет назад +13

      oops my phone auto corrected it I have a friend who spells it that way but thanks for noticing

    • @TheYagich
      @TheYagich 6 лет назад

      "Ethen"

    • @realisticeyeball
      @realisticeyeball 6 лет назад

      Yw

    • @lawtonwacker1456
      @lawtonwacker1456 6 лет назад +16

      Hila is my city

  • @bryan5065
    @bryan5065 6 лет назад +739

    Can we all gather together to cough like Ethan?

    • @cobaltrush6343
      @cobaltrush6343 6 лет назад +28

      holy shit that's actually how you'd spell it out

    • @davehockey31
      @davehockey31 6 лет назад +5

      I actually already do it by myself

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 6 лет назад +9

      Bryan B so far there's 88 of us. Where we meeting?

    • @underdestruction6192
      @underdestruction6192 6 лет назад +6

      Cough ? You mean when the portal to the purgatory opens ?

    • @zlakyn7071
      @zlakyn7071 6 лет назад

      ECCHHZZZXXZZ

  • @MRsGamura
    @MRsGamura 6 лет назад +123

    Woman should replace their breast milk with PaPa John's pizza sauce.

    • @kaiserkoba
      @kaiserkoba 6 лет назад +30

      We need humans not super soldiers.

    • @davidmorar8917
      @davidmorar8917 6 лет назад +5

      +Kaiser Koba this is one of the best comments I've seen in awhile

    • @sherifzineldine4207
      @sherifzineldine4207 6 лет назад

      Kaiser Koba hahahahahaha

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans 6 лет назад +874

    Dammit Ethan your thumbnail made me think papa himself was on the podcast for a second there

    • @OxygenMagnet
      @OxygenMagnet 6 лет назад +29

      did you also think that the female teacher who slept with the student was on the podcast too?

    • @jameschurch2441
      @jameschurch2441 6 лет назад +14

      OxygenMagnet yeah, did you not?

    • @Alva2323
      @Alva2323 6 лет назад +5

      People's comfort in showing their retardedness online is astonishing.

    • @victorzheng8042
      @victorzheng8042 6 лет назад +13

      r/Iamverysmart

    • @jameschurch2441
      @jameschurch2441 6 лет назад +2

      Three bedrooms in a bad neighborhood i was joking but good on ya

  • @johnmooris6277
    @johnmooris6277 6 лет назад +252

    I think this podcast has really helped Hila to come out of her shell

    • @Kings_Crossing
      @Kings_Crossing 6 лет назад +15

      Someone says that on every podcast they do, even if that's the case I imagine seeing it every time is tiring as hell.

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 6 лет назад +15

    About the swimming guy, this is a comment from the video by Ryan Rutherford:
    This guy is called Eric Moussambani and he is from Equatorial Guinea. He swam for the first time less then a year before the Sydney Olympics. He was taught to swim in the sea by local fishermen and once a week was allowed to use a private 10m swimming pool. When he saw the Olympic swimming pool he said he didn't think he could swim that far and wanted to drop out, but was convinced to continue by the USA swimming coach who also taught him freestyle as he had never heard of it before. He was nicknamed 'Eric the Eel' by the media and was one of the most talked about athletes at the Sydney Olympics.

  • @TheHahaman23
    @TheHahaman23 6 лет назад +283

    Yeah it's statutory rape. No arguement and no gray area. The kid was not old enough to consent and the teacher had sex with a minor. She should be prosecuted accordingly. No excuses. So sick of that shit.

    • @loganp648
      @loganp648 6 лет назад +1

      Calm down yeah it is what it is you can't do anything

    • @henryklassen8572
      @henryklassen8572 6 лет назад +12

      Logan Petreikis Seriously????

    • @peprmnt
      @peprmnt 6 лет назад

      Logan Petreikis ????

    • @markwilson3941
      @markwilson3941 6 лет назад +8

      Dankbleachman - the kid was probably the luckiest kid in town ! Im sure he was CONSENTING !!! 😎

    • @076657
      @076657 6 лет назад +4

      He obviously conseted, he was the one fucking her.
      It's not like women can phisically force sex on a guy.

  • @sunshinefashionlove
    @sunshinefashionlove 6 лет назад +385

    Ethan's thoughts on home flipping are spot on. As someone who has done this, I can say it's definitely NOT for most people. There's a high amount of risk with attempting to flip houses. You make all the money on the buy, and not the sale. Finding a property below market value in a decent neighborhood is IMO the most important factor.
    These HGTV couples bother my husband - especially when the wife treats the husband like he's a little kid. "You know best, honey! Let me just knock down this wall!"
    Flipping involves a lot of hard work and at least one of you needs to be extremely handy (not just the casual DIYer), and have extensive knowledge about carpentry, electric, plumbing, HVAC, etc. so you don't have to hire out all the work. We are sort of "slow flippers" and live in the properties while we make improvements and cash flow them. One of our homes required termite tenting and extensive cleaning before even moving in. I have lived without kitchen counter tops for a year. It's not at all glamorous or as fun as it looks.

    • @sydnerella24
      @sydnerella24 6 лет назад +22

      Jen Talks Forever Wow i love those HGTV shows so this read was really really interesting for me. Thank you!

    • @sunshinefashionlove
      @sunshinefashionlove 6 лет назад +20

      The worst to me are those Facebook and internet ads for home flipping seminars making it sound easy and foolproof. It's anything but that. To get the best deals you really do need to pay in cash - but how many of us currently have enough money to do that?
      HGTV/DIY Network personalities not only get paid for doing the show, but also become famous and well-known so of course it's easier for them to buy/sell properties with connections and people who want to live in say - a home renovated by Chip and Joanna Gaines of Fixer Upper or Tarek and Christina from Flip or Flop.
      If you haven't ever heard Dave Ramsey's story about going bankrupt - it's a must watch/listen. On paper he was a millionaire in his 20s, but had a TON in debt for quite a few properties - the bank called all his notes and he didn't have nearly enough money to pay them. He is VERY averse to debt and never encourages anyone to even take out a mortgage.
      The problem with certain situations - like having more than one mortgage - is that things can go horribly wrong in the worst case scenario. ALWAYS consider the worst that can happen when making financial decisions.
      Lots of folks buy as much house as they can afford, and we don't do that. We have had mortgages (although we'd like to be able to buy something in cash in the near future) but make sure the monthly payment is a small percentage of our take home pay - never above 20%. Gives us a lot more breathing room and freedom for when life happens.
      My first home purchase was $64K, 2nd $47K and most recent $169K. The last house was new construction, and not really what we wanted - but the best option at the time. Just sold it for $225K and are now completely debt free!

    • @crackalope
      @crackalope 6 лет назад +6

      You know he was just joking right?

    • @sunshinefashionlove
      @sunshinefashionlove 6 лет назад +13

      It's so true though!!! And don't even get me started on the people of House Hunters who are barely employed and buying $450K homes.

    • @neondemon5137
      @neondemon5137 6 лет назад +16

      Jen Talks Forever Wife: I gather shells on the beach and make jewellery. Husband: I wash dogs in my 1960 VW T2 bus. Our budget $985000,00.

  • @Gam1ngGor1lla
    @Gam1ngGor1lla 6 лет назад +77

    DAN AND ARIN FROM GAME GRUMPS! Please, they would be perfect for this podcast.

    • @breb4433
      @breb4433 6 лет назад

      Gor1lla sometimes arin drops into the supermega podcast!

    • @estefanygarcia7331
      @estefanygarcia7331 6 лет назад +2

      Have Supermega too

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 лет назад +2

      This has to be in the works! I'd love to hear about how the new NSP album went

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 6 лет назад

      yes if only

  • @sarahsalyer8626
    @sarahsalyer8626 4 года назад +18

    “Papa John isn’t gonna watch this” So funny watching this years later after papa John was a guest on the show and now they’re friends and they talk on the phone

  • @aniamego
    @aniamego 6 лет назад +185

    Ian is such a sweet and genuine guy. Great guest :)

    • @rgggxo
      @rgggxo 6 лет назад +2

      celloismistic just wanna squeeze his cheeks.

    • @cgarc131
      @cgarc131 6 лет назад +2

      celloismistic he took over smosh and now its horrendously awful very irregular as he made Anthony leave due to the degrading quality of the show.

    • @herbymckay715
      @herbymckay715 6 лет назад +4

      Deustileaf how is it Ian's fault that the shows quality deteriorated? Its equally both of their fault and Anthony chose to leave

    • @cgarc131
      @cgarc131 6 лет назад +1

      Herby Mckay he chose to leave because Ian made it more corporate and got rid of the old charm that worked for years until they made it as a machine for greed

    • @morganfreeman2102
      @morganfreeman2102 6 лет назад +3

      Deustileaf where did you even get this information from lmao

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 6 лет назад +526

    How to get your grade from a D to an A

    • @havingaseatwithlovelypeach2980
      @havingaseatwithlovelypeach2980 6 лет назад +4

      Cheat

    • @richardjones8846
      @richardjones8846 6 лет назад +10

      you get your A to T&A.
      i hate that people think teachers who bang their students are bad. i wanted to fuck half the female teachers i had and if i did nothing would've happened except some hot steamy teacher student saxophone.

    • @Viper0412
      @Viper0412 6 лет назад +3

      From the D to the A...

    • @karren7135
      @karren7135 6 лет назад +11

      lol I know this a joke, but ironically, this kid actually went from I think A’s or B’s to F’s because he would ditch every class to hang out with the teacher

    • @TheAstrolabe
      @TheAstrolabe 6 лет назад +7

      Richard Jones teachers who bang their students ARE bad, what?

  • @milesb8888
    @milesb8888 6 лет назад +16

    In my old middle school, a teacher recently shot herself because she was caught having a sexual relationship with a student. Imagine how much that messed him up. Definitely not a victimless crime.

  • @ohsohelpme8255
    @ohsohelpme8255 6 лет назад +50

    i just want to say i really am proud of hila. with her pursuing her dream (teddy fresh) and coming more out of her shell, she’s come a long way and i am so proud of her. papa bless

  • @THISISINALLCAPS
    @THISISINALLCAPS 6 лет назад +52

    "The Dongle is the future." - Hila Klein 2018

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +467

    RUclips: * Looks at title *
    *Demonitised*

    • @bluerascal370
      @bluerascal370 6 лет назад +15

      I swear I find you in every comment section.
      Nice to see ya here.

    • @StillNoPickles69
      @StillNoPickles69 6 лет назад +16

      Demonetized* you worthless wretch

    • @stockjar5899
      @stockjar5899 6 лет назад +5

      I have hella ads whatchu talking bout

    • @gangatalishis
      @gangatalishis 6 лет назад

      Nah the algorithm isn't that sophisticated.

    • @fatfuckinNAAIER
      @fatfuckinNAAIER 6 лет назад +8

      How much did all your bots cost? just asking btw

  • @kuwaitian1579
    @kuwaitian1579 6 лет назад +152

    Hila saying
    'ethan don't kill my vibe'
    is literally the funniest thing I've heard

    • @mrqadaffi3638
      @mrqadaffi3638 6 лет назад +5

      Kuwaitian really? the single most funniest thing you have heard, LITERALLY!? h3h3 fanbase are such pandering cringesters

    • @kuwaitian1579
      @kuwaitian1579 6 лет назад +25

      Mr Qadaffi geez I wonder who twisted your panties today. obviously it's not the funniest thing I've heard I was just exaggerating to make it clear that this was really funny to mee. and that's pretty much it. you don't need to get butthurt about something so insignificant.

    • @mrqadaffi3638
      @mrqadaffi3638 6 лет назад +3

      Kuwaitian i understand exaggerating to emphasise a point, but the 'literally' is what made it go from exaggerating to actually been the funniest thing EVER. Literally is literally the single most annoying word and i feel the need to point it out

    • @ahmedhomar
      @ahmedhomar 6 лет назад +1

      Mr Qadaffi Grammer is a wonderful thing

    • @saltyest
      @saltyest 6 лет назад +4

      Mr Qadaffi language evolves

  • @kathvrt
    @kathvrt 5 лет назад +37

    This is weird but Ian looks really good in that Teddy Fresh sweatshirt. Also you have too many friends named Ian.

  • @MG2-_-
    @MG2-_- 6 лет назад +199

    The thumbnail looks like it's papa John and his sister who started her own sea food chain. They both look too similar

  • @johntoomey1411
    @johntoomey1411 6 лет назад +966

    Sounded like he said this video was sponsored by "Honey, quit tripping."

    • @whopperlover1772
      @whopperlover1772 6 лет назад +10

      Wait what did he say?

    • @cltvincent
      @cltvincent 6 лет назад +2

      ByteMe he said

    • @aursquared
      @aursquared 6 лет назад

      jtombstone if you gotta hdtvucyyui

    • @ike3039
      @ike3039 6 лет назад +4

      lol when I read "Honey, quit tripping." I heard it from ethan too

    • @Xulious
      @Xulious 6 лет назад

      Honey, I shrunk the bill

  • @TheProSerbianGamer
    @TheProSerbianGamer 6 лет назад +16

    1. Aorus X3 Plus r7-KL3K4 - $1,800
    -13.9"
    -3.97 lbs
    -i7 7700HQ
    -512GB SSD
    -GTX 1060
    -16 GB RAM
    2. MSI GS Series GS63VR STEALTH PRO-002 - $2,400
    -15.6"
    -3.97 lbs
    -i7 7700HQ
    -512GB SSD + 1TB HDD
    -GTX 1070
    -32 GB RAM
    And if you really want that whole Apple ecosystem, just get some one that can make it in to a Hackintosh with macOS and Win 10 so you can just pick what OS you want to use when ever.

  • @MattMacD
    @MattMacD 6 лет назад +57

    america is so weird. you can buy an AR15 but not a kinder egg....

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 6 лет назад +4

      Kinder eggs are back actually, although I'm afraid the gov't will take them away again. We need a new law protecting citizen's right to Kinder eggs!

    • @Belnick6666
      @Belnick6666 5 лет назад +1

      there is no background checks on kinder eggs like there are on firearms, I guess you have to order it online

  • @slightlybritish6923
    @slightlybritish6923 6 лет назад +129

    I really like Ian as a guest.

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 6 лет назад +35

    That's true. If that was a man in her position he would've been stoned by the people to death. Ethan's right.

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 6 лет назад

      It's not right in any position but it's just fucked in both ways equally not just one way.

    • @076657
      @076657 6 лет назад +1

      Sergio Alcantar thats right, and it is in fact right. We need to stone rapists.
      This girls isnt a rapist. All she did was letting a boy fuck her. Since when is that rape?

    • @076657
      @076657 6 лет назад +1

      Sergio Alcantar it certainly is not equally fucked in both ways.

    • @bobross899
      @bobross899 6 лет назад +6

      passerell statutory rape, he is not of age if consent

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 года назад

      Not in Gb do you know how statutory rape works. A child doesn’t have the mental capability to consent. It’s the same reason why minors can’t sign legally binding contracts.

  • @yungapoc
    @yungapoc 6 лет назад +172

    Arming teachers is ok as long as friendly fire is turned off

  • @CoreyWoychowskii
    @CoreyWoychowskii 6 лет назад +36

    Ethan needs to get a crowd together to say "fascinating"

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад

      Joe Rogan needs to help on that. Their both known for saying it 30+ times each podcast lmao

  • @jasonstarkman2507
    @jasonstarkman2507 6 лет назад +146

    Put Ian in the thumbnail!

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere 6 лет назад +71

    Ian is a nice co-host

  • @GoodVolition
    @GoodVolition 6 лет назад +33

    You can take the Papa out of the pizza. But you can't sensibly remove the better ingredients from the pizza without losing a competitive edge.

  • @madelineeulalia5122
    @madelineeulalia5122 6 лет назад +5

    I really like the format of this podcast--Ethan and Hila just goofing and gaffing around as per usual, but with a fun guest along for the ride.

  • @zaraandrews600
    @zaraandrews600 6 лет назад +26

    Ethan: I did a shoot where there was an earplug malfunction *pauses for a second as he has flashbacks to Scare Pewdiepie 2*

  • @reekent
    @reekent 6 лет назад +77

    If Ethan doesn’t represent the USA in curling 4 years from now I’m sending in my citizenship.

  • @rlbbogging3472
    @rlbbogging3472 6 лет назад +69

    Get Ian back on

  • @carwynscorner
    @carwynscorner 6 лет назад +32

    Cosmo and Wanda are hiding in the arms of Ian’s sweater

    • @blastfiendsunite420
      @blastfiendsunite420 5 лет назад

      Plot twist: The Fairly Odd Parents was based off of Ian as a kid and he IS Timmy Turner lol

    • @skyclanxd4247
      @skyclanxd4247 5 лет назад

      Poof is in there to

  • @tacticalwookie8955
    @tacticalwookie8955 6 лет назад +200

    "you breathe on it wrong and it shuts down" -Ethan (about iphone)

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 6 лет назад +2

      Mihash Deba about me socially*

    • @BlizzardWolfPK
      @BlizzardWolfPK 6 лет назад

      Where's the lie?

    • @heehaw132
      @heehaw132 6 лет назад

      i dont think my iphone has ever shut down by itself and ive had it for like 2 years

    • @theodorbutters141
      @theodorbutters141 6 лет назад +1

      There was that one time when Apple was charging consumers twice for certain repairs because they were "holding it the wrong way" Their products are way too overpriced for how bad they treat the people that actually make the phone...

    • @danielbrown2069
      @danielbrown2069 6 лет назад

      I don’t understand these quoting RUclips comments but... ITS TIME TO STOP

  • @shigfoogins9080
    @shigfoogins9080 6 лет назад +52

    She was perfect. All these years watching her and Ethan... She was perfect. Then she got a mac.

    • @JP-wd1ok
      @JP-wd1ok 6 лет назад

      Travis Jayne I'm getting off the hila train for a while gone stray

  • @afterift
    @afterift 6 лет назад +46

    The KFC shortage is literally straight out of an episode of Boondocks

    • @cgarc131
      @cgarc131 6 лет назад

      Rishabh Jain tru shit vro

    • @averagetrolol1329
      @averagetrolol1329 6 лет назад

      It was based on something real lol look up the interviews

    • @nateo7045
      @nateo7045 6 лет назад +1

      I was definitley thinking South Park, but yanno.

  • @evanprobst3755
    @evanprobst3755 6 лет назад +33

    I believe we should have undercover janitors with guns that have been trained and badged and such.

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 лет назад +5

      Evan Probst yeah because being a janitor doesn’t make you hate humanity at all.

    • @richardsmith1907
      @richardsmith1907 5 лет назад +2

      I’m a janitor and I hate the job not life

    • @premiumslopyt
      @premiumslopyt 5 лет назад

      hes still a cop thats undercover as a janitor.. to be undercover you need to be on the force for some time so thats like 50 years of doing nothing, getting free health care, @@KarryKarryKarry

    • @michaelmarchetti8902
      @michaelmarchetti8902 5 лет назад +1

      While in theory it sounds cool, its highly impractical. Watch less movies and go out in the real world.

    • @joesosa41
      @joesosa41 4 года назад

      It would actually raise the morale of janitors everywhere. Screw the secret part. Make all janitors armed detectives.

  • @dinofrog926
    @dinofrog926 6 лет назад +21

    Why didn't they put Ian in the title? I would've clicked on the video so much faster! Last time he was on was great ^^

  • @g.molina3269
    @g.molina3269 6 лет назад +56

    I recently discovered Ethan and Hila and I've just been binging all of their videos all week, possibly the two best people on RUclips besides jenna and julien

    • @sarahmorrison7025
      @sarahmorrison7025 6 лет назад +2

      Giselle Molina I’ve been doing the exact same thing

    • @beemerboy42
      @beemerboy42 6 лет назад +5

      Make sure to check out their Ethan and Hila channel that they don’t post on anymore. It had all their daily videos and blogs while H3h3 had all the skits.

    • @kellyspencer2151
      @kellyspencer2151 6 лет назад +3

      I’ve been doing the same thing! Love from a fellow dink fam member 💙

    • @ronin_4075
      @ronin_4075 6 лет назад +4

      Giselle Molina nice bro ive been watching them for like 3 years now and they are honestly some of the best people on this platform i love em.

    • @JP-wd1ok
      @JP-wd1ok 6 лет назад

      Disgusting

  • @killerconman311
    @killerconman311 6 лет назад +53

    Everyone is 1st, but only one can be 82nd. Papa Bless.

  • @Lara-fv8fg
    @Lara-fv8fg 6 лет назад +10

    Fergie's speech is me when I call my mom on July 4th after only consuming alcohol all day with my friends in the backyard. We all have our low points lol.

    • @SophieandJoe
      @SophieandJoe 6 лет назад

      Larissa Schwartz haha! Thanks for sharing 😂😂

  • @dbsstudent9278
    @dbsstudent9278 6 лет назад +92

    Get Tyler The Creator on the show.

  • @lekis873
    @lekis873 6 лет назад +612

    #49 ON TRENDING in Lithuania

    • @Das_Vert
      @Das_Vert 6 лет назад +76

      Laurynas Jurevicius what a great feat. We need to create an award for that and send it to Ethan.

    • @Trulsbk
      @Trulsbk 6 лет назад +14

      #36 in Norway right now

    • @calgskeet
      @calgskeet 6 лет назад +10

      DoodleKaboodle as a history fan, I'm happy to inform you that it is the greatest country ever to exist.

    • @janisgubins512
      @janisgubins512 6 лет назад +10

      #50 on trending in Latvia

    • @grinterr2572
      @grinterr2572 6 лет назад +2

      #48 now :))

  • @Seeking99
    @Seeking99 6 лет назад +354

    This was uploaded 15 minutes ago and i'm about the watch it all...I have a very uneventful life. lol

  • @georgewalker9381
    @georgewalker9381 6 лет назад +12

    The Jamie Kennedy part was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @Humanhamsandwich
    @Humanhamsandwich 6 лет назад +224

    What if we could get Kevin Abstract on here?

    • @MrC2095
      @MrC2095 6 лет назад +34

      Get the whole gang, not just him

    • @progrockdude2691
      @progrockdude2691 6 лет назад +41

      Don't forget Kevinthony Abstractano.

    • @distantlol
      @distantlol 6 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @jaydayton6923
      @jaydayton6923 6 лет назад +12

      If love to see Kevin, Ameer and Dom since I️ doubt all 17 of them could fit in there

    • @SmallTony
      @SmallTony 6 лет назад +11

      I feel like matt champion would love to rock some teddy fresh lol

  • @MICHAEL-ph1iu
    @MICHAEL-ph1iu 6 лет назад +60

    Do Another Video With Posty

  • @Tj-oh8qf
    @Tj-oh8qf 6 лет назад +119

    Buying Papa Johns with pennies

    • @jackpitman15
      @jackpitman15 6 лет назад +1

      tipping with pennies

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 6 лет назад +1

      As in, buying the company.

    • @burnedice98
      @burnedice98 6 лет назад +1

      For a cool minute i thought you said penises instead of pennies

  • @sputzeedalcassian2039
    @sputzeedalcassian2039 6 лет назад +26

    that one teacher who barricaded himself in the room shot no one, he just wanted to raise a panic and use himself as an example of, as you said "oh sure let's give guys like this guns." he was a piece of crap but he got what he wanted out of sacrificing himself like that.

  • @beepof
    @beepof 6 лет назад +16

    They should host an event so people can unite and say "fascinating "

  • @supr_
    @supr_ 6 лет назад +25

    owen wilson is the next guest

  • @nbhxr-nw5ux
    @nbhxr-nw5ux 6 лет назад +140

    wtf why Ian is not in the thumbnail or title

    • @desc.doc.1367
      @desc.doc.1367 6 лет назад +21

      n00b h4x3r because it’s top of the news not a guest

    • @AtticusHimself
      @AtticusHimself 6 лет назад +19

      Because he's irrelevant and viewership poison

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 6 лет назад +38

      Atticus Damn, no need to torch the guy lmao

    • @kimiorahenry179
      @kimiorahenry179 6 лет назад +39

      Atticus Yeah. He's so irrelevant that he only has 22 million subs 😔.

    • @AtticusHimself
      @AtticusHimself 6 лет назад +7

      I facepalm so hard at you for not understanding when someone is making a joke.

  • @grizzly7799
    @grizzly7799 6 лет назад +49

    When ever Ethan reads something his eyebrows do the Mexican wave

  • @Jack-gu4fc
    @Jack-gu4fc 6 лет назад +85

    Lol this podcast episode was just Ethan browsing Reddit r/all

    • @24fretsoffury
      @24fretsoffury 6 лет назад +14

      Jack that's top of the month, bud!

  • @Machete6295
    @Machete6295 6 лет назад +26

    The teacher story reminds me of the South Park episode with Ike’s teacher and Ike having a relationship.

    • @What-ish
      @What-ish 6 лет назад +2

      Crazy how relevant many of those episodes still are.

    • @emeraldcity9443
      @emeraldcity9443 6 лет назад

      Nice

  • @Nananananaheckyes
    @Nananananaheckyes 6 лет назад +369

    Ok 17 and 16 I can kind of understand an argument for (although imo still fucking awful when it's teacher and student, it's the age of consent in a lot of places) But 14 yo is actually a goddamned baby? Like a kid. Middle school age ffs

    • @thefuzzyfurnace
      @thefuzzyfurnace 6 лет назад +14

      Sarah yeah Christ the thing is in Germany the consent is 14 which this could've been legal which is fucked I think 16 is the proper age tbh

    • @oliverxhmll
      @oliverxhmll 6 лет назад +34

      Sarah it's always illegal if it's a student under 18 and a teacher. 16 and 17 is equally bad... In many countries where age of consent is low for example 14 no one over 18 can have legal sex with this person or there are age limits like 4 years older max etc

    • @tonyprince1632
      @tonyprince1632 6 лет назад +30

      Sarah Yeah but she’s a woman so it’s not like she’ll get in any real trouble for this. She’ll probably just get probation. You women never get the punishments you deserve when it comes to rape/sexual assault and it’s fucking ridiculous.

    • @robertriedel8444
      @robertriedel8444 6 лет назад +2

      Remove The Focus Cap That is simply wrong. I live in germany and studied the law about this topic quite a lot.
      Check out §182 Abs 3 StGB

    • @robertriedel8444
      @robertriedel8444 6 лет назад +1

      Remove The Focus Cap This law is about which age can have sex with which age. Its about what is legal and when its "sexual abuse of a minor" and when not. There is no law about sexual acts with consent. Consent is always required, no matter the age. The law describes that youre doing something illegal when you do (1) or (2) AND meet the requirements after point (2). Meaning that if you dont do act 1 or 2 AND meet the requirements after that its not sexual abuse of a minor and therefor not illegal. (5) even says there will only be investigations if there is a request by the parents or a special public interest. So if the parents agree to it there wont even be investigations in the first place.
      Which law are you refering to with your 16 yo legal age and where can i read about it?

  • @azzzie225
    @azzzie225 6 лет назад +5

    My friend absolutely loves you two. She constantly says ‘relationship goals’ while she watches your videos. But she’s having a troubling time right now and suffers from metal illnesses. If you could take a minute to do a shout out for Kelsey during your next podcast, and remind her that she’s not alone, I’m sure it would light up her day, probably her whole month. Thank you so much, you guys are the best!

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 6 лет назад

      Peter Pan. That’d be really cool, I hope they see this!

    • @azzzie225
      @azzzie225 6 лет назад

      Thank you, I hope so too. She's a really deserving person.

  • @amanitamuskyraia
    @amanitamuskyraia 6 лет назад +55

    If its ever possible, get PsychedSubstance on here

    • @1nicesteak109
      @1nicesteak109 6 лет назад

      Ethan isn't a fan of drug use. Would be an awkward disaster.

    • @amanitamuskyraia
      @amanitamuskyraia 6 лет назад

      1Nice Steak When vsauce was on the podcast, talkin about his psychedelic experience, both Ethan and Hila seemed to be pretty interested. U could be right tho

    • @elfangelic
      @elfangelic 6 лет назад +1

      1Nice Steak Ethan and Hila have talked about taking shrooms before and have discussed how interesting these things are. I'm sure they don't encourage it, but they aren't against it in any way from what it seems.

    • @1nicesteak109
      @1nicesteak109 6 лет назад

      Elfdemon yeah but they talk about it very carefully which is obvious it would be a very one sided talk about that subject. But would be cool to see them talk about the whole RUclips targeting drug education channels Thing.

    • @Vad3r
      @Vad3r 6 лет назад +1

      You think they would have a one sided talk? You clearly havent been watching this shit for long

  • @adscott27
    @adscott27 6 лет назад +53

    bring big money salvia back

  • @pinetree6507
    @pinetree6507 6 лет назад +9

    Ian is one of my favorite guests so far.

  • @eleven8entertainment424
    @eleven8entertainment424 6 лет назад +52

    Get psychedsubstance on here

  • @icebub
    @icebub 6 лет назад +40

    the special guest is Post Malone i bet

  • @Emy0116
    @Emy0116 6 лет назад +56

    I feel like people should ask students their thoughts. personally if I knew my teachers had guns in the same classroom as me, I wouldn't feel comfortable in class

    • @mariehope322
      @mariehope322 6 лет назад

      Emily Witham I have a Mac and you definitely pay for the name. It's dumb. I can see how it is better for some people, get what you want... But yes you are paying more for a brand and look.

    • @TheMaestroChannel
      @TheMaestroChannel 6 лет назад

      mariehope322 wrong person. But if you bought a mac and think it's only for the name you're probably comfortable in a classroom with a gun owner.

    • @rapeisnotgoodgood8549
      @rapeisnotgoodgood8549 6 лет назад +2

      No student would feel comfortable in classroom with a gun in it.

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 лет назад

      TheMaestroChannel What is that even supposed to mean?

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 6 лет назад

      Emily Witham i would homeschool, and so would many others

  • @ricksanchez1614
    @ricksanchez1614 6 лет назад +26

    Why isn’t Ian in the title or thumbnail rip smosh

  • @lvl6laserlotus
    @lvl6laserlotus 6 лет назад +2

    The fact that Ian made reference to Shanghai Noon made the whole episode. Bless your soul Ian Hecox

  • @moonchild9339
    @moonchild9339 6 лет назад +25

    When the nuclear war is (Inevitably) upon us, I for one will take shelter in the God Church.

  • @breb4433
    @breb4433 6 лет назад +182

    Hila looks really pretty today

    • @rhif7247
      @rhif7247 6 лет назад +37

      Hila looks really pretty every day

    • @E.TGropeHome
      @E.TGropeHome 6 лет назад +14

      BreB Ethan is a little off today he's the main attraction.
      That thick sexy man

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 6 лет назад +6

      Very relevant and totally not shallow comment 👍

    • @hamburglr1
      @hamburglr1 6 лет назад +14

      Ivin3690 how was it shallow he just complimented her lol its not like he said he's anything disrespectful or shallow

    • @ascaloncrusader
      @ascaloncrusader 6 лет назад +2

      Pablows Esjobar thicc boi *

  • @slr2403
    @slr2403 6 лет назад +147

    How come Ian's name isn't in the title?

  • @Echo-vs5ic
    @Echo-vs5ic 6 лет назад +1

    1:35:47 "We're just going to have to redesign this whole dog." - Comedy genius

  • @Kriscoart
    @Kriscoart 6 лет назад +171

    Papà damn

  • @muzz4610
    @muzz4610 6 лет назад +87

    Genuinely love Ian so much

  • @_queerauntie
    @_queerauntie 6 лет назад +5

    How does a woman my age find a 14 yr old boy attractive? Even at 14, I didn’t find anyone in my grade attractive. At all.

  • @katieboysen6685
    @katieboysen6685 6 лет назад +2

    My heart literally smiles seeing Ethan talk about Shredder! ❤️

  • @AshlieCrawford
    @AshlieCrawford 6 лет назад +34

    $3400 dang. my Macbook air and iMac were like $2500 combined. im sure her MacBook is better than my Air but still ya know

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 6 лет назад +1

      That's more than a Titan V hory shet

    • @N1rOx
      @N1rOx 6 лет назад +10

      You both got throughly ripped off. Only one more than the other.

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 лет назад +6

      She drank the kool-aid, clearly you did as well.

    • @TKiBoule
      @TKiBoule 6 лет назад +6

      haha bunch of dummies ... scammed by Apple again and again and .. oh wait a new Iphone XVII only 3.5k ... brb

    • @eccremocarpusscaber5159
      @eccremocarpusscaber5159 6 лет назад +2

      Guillaume B boring. If someone knows their options, has the money and is capable of deciding what they prefer - what’s your problem?

  • @MnEMovies
    @MnEMovies 6 лет назад +15

    You guys should buy a papa johns pizza with pennies lol

  • @BlackSheepDream
    @BlackSheepDream 6 лет назад +67

    If a teacher were to carry a weapon where would they put it? And what about the possible case wherein deranged student or person would disarm the teacher and then have control of that firearm? That could potentially be a huge safety risk in regards to arming teachers.

    • @RCWest
      @RCWest 6 лет назад +4

      Give the guns to big male teachers. And have them place it in the front part of there pants.. BOOM solved the issue. You think a skinny 15 year old can over power a male Vet with a gun??

    • @steveymcskibbins2569
      @steveymcskibbins2569 6 лет назад +6

      The teacher would carry the gun on them, concealed. And only 20% would be armed. How would the child know which teacher is armed if it is concealed? And if he does happen to attack the teacher, i highly doubt they would be able to disarm them, because the teachers would go through a special training, and learn how to deal with this, and other possible situations

    • @BlastinHash709
      @BlastinHash709 6 лет назад +5

      BlackSheepDream or the fact that they might be fucked in the head an turn the gun on the kids

    • @sarahm7893
      @sarahm7893 6 лет назад +2

      Does anyone here actually believe these teachers would receive the proper gun handling training? 1 week wouldn't be enough. How would teachers even have an accurate shot in a week or just a months training?

    • @steveymcskibbins2569
      @steveymcskibbins2569 6 лет назад +1

      Sarah M perhaps the teachers could have military background, or not teachers, but armed guards. I dont care wich one, i just want to have someone on campus who is armed and ready to defend the school

  • @chiefmaster1158
    @chiefmaster1158 6 лет назад +40

    Why does Ethan always be looking like a snack?

    • @gonzos-twin
      @gonzos-twin 6 лет назад +1

      Hurt greysworth cause he got thick rolls

    • @shelby3683
      @shelby3683 6 лет назад +2

      Hurt greysworth A snak dat byte back

    • @draythegamer
      @draythegamer 6 лет назад +1

      Hurt greysworth that’s because he is a snack homie

  • @averyfar6080
    @averyfar6080 6 лет назад +21

    Get joji back on the podcast!!

    • @Goodminton001
      @Goodminton001 6 лет назад

      Avery Far hes busy

    • @liyaa.3320
      @liyaa.3320 6 лет назад +2

      Saladboi _69 yeah but when he's not busy

  • @5055672439
    @5055672439 6 лет назад +11

    Honestly, this is not okay on any level. I was a lot of things as a 14 year old boy, exploded into puberty early on, already close to 6 feet tall... but I was not emotionally ready for sex. This is not okay, this is wrong, it needs to be treated as what it is, statutory rape.

    • @loganp648
      @loganp648 6 лет назад

      Calm down

    • @rapeisnotgoodgood8549
      @rapeisnotgoodgood8549 6 лет назад

      Yeah, he was asking for it did you see his face, oh yeah, and I'm Logan.

    • @loganp648
      @loganp648 6 лет назад

      RapeIsNotGood Good I just said calm down

    • @5055672439
      @5055672439 6 лет назад +1

      Idk, I'm pretty calm. I hope it doesn't look like I'm striking the keyboard with insane intensity. That's just how I think the situation needs to be dealt with.

  • @beccxfyt3921
    @beccxfyt3921 6 лет назад

    i haven't watched or seen ian since like all those other people joined smogs and like i've seen anthony but seeing ian did something to me there's no bowl cut, there's glasses, there's jeans, i'm so happy that my teenage emo brother is now my suburban dad and i'm so freaking happy about it

  • @Fairheart99
    @Fairheart99 6 лет назад +25

    Get the Game Grumps on the podcast

  • @VortalexTheDruid
    @VortalexTheDruid 6 лет назад +7

    Papa John didn’t say they need to stop the protests... during a conference call discussing their sales he mentioned that the NFL controversy was polarizing their customers decision about buying their pizza, and he’s right. I’ve got some crazy right-leaning facebook relatives who aren’t buying Papa Johns because they support the NFL. It wasn’t like he tweeted this out or said they need to quit protesting. He was discussing it in a conference call and it leaked out. This is retarded. People are too hypersensative to everything nowadays.

  • @808bluemont
    @808bluemont 6 лет назад +88

    i also like the idea of having a permanent 3rd host, maybe interchange ian and erik?

    • @TheBitanian
      @TheBitanian 6 лет назад +11

      I'm always down for some more Psychicpebbles

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 6 лет назад +2

      not Ian, pls. boring

    • @sambuchanan1133
      @sambuchanan1133 6 лет назад +9

      and Posty

    • @coltsfan5101
      @coltsfan5101 6 лет назад +1

      Bit that voice is going to kill me

    • @bigbucks2646
      @bigbucks2646 6 лет назад

      Zach should be the permanent third host but he always has to be over the phone

  • @probg9779
    @probg9779 6 лет назад

    wow, i am so happy that you guys get your podcasts to trending. I love what you do and i wish i had discovered you when i was way younger because you rule! I listen/watch to everything you upload and keep doing your wonderful deeds. I understand that you both have problems with yourselves but you both motivate me and my girlfriend to support each other and try to be each other's "carer" and so far, i feel that your videos and how you behave has helped us both very much, because we both have similar problems to yours in terms of mental issues. Thank you so much again, and papa bless.

  • @philippegauvin4127
    @philippegauvin4127 6 лет назад +39

    I like Ian alot what a nice co host

  • @cozmonauts932
    @cozmonauts932 6 лет назад +26

    Ian is really smart, he even said that he didn’t know what assault rifles were while ethan kept going about talking about it - btw you guys just don’t know what assault rifles are

    • @AlexRasengan1337
      @AlexRasengan1337 6 лет назад

      Then it's a pretty much pointless term.

    • @MK-hs9ck
      @MK-hs9ck 6 лет назад

      Cosmin Costea Not true actually, you seem to have 'assault weapons' and 'assault rifles' confused, 'assault weapon' is an ambiguous term that can be interpreted in many ways, 'assault rifle' however is pretty clearly defined as a rifle that has fully automatic and or burst firing capabilities.

    • @no_misaki
      @no_misaki 6 лет назад

      Cosmin Costea You're really grasping at straws to draw your point here.

    • @WookieWarriorz
      @WookieWarriorz 6 лет назад

      Fyodor Dostoyevsky most assault rifles you are able to purchase are semi automatic only though with full auto rifles being hard to get without the appropriate licences in most states.
      Full auto most gun owners will tell you is fun to use but there is a reason no military's use full auto rifles it's just not as accurate as single shot especially when you can discharge a full clip in less than 2 seconds.
      spraying just work like most people think it does, it's a good way to waste all your ammo and hit nothing.
      The worst school shooting were carried out with handguns too.

  • @waelwm4331
    @waelwm4331 6 лет назад +12

    we need another podcast with jacksfilms ane Eric

  • @lotusmilano
    @lotusmilano 2 года назад +1

    I like though Ethan doesn’t share the same views he still thanks the guy for his service/says god bless. Way to be good people Ethan

  • @jeremylemon7002
    @jeremylemon7002 6 лет назад +47

    Ethan, if you plan to buy a shotgun for home defense, please do some research or get some training. the spread from a shotgun is not very significant inside a home. Alot of people have the same misconception that you can just point and shoot.

    • @foreignpaul
      @foreignpaul 6 лет назад +4

      Fatguywithagun I get my knowledge of shotguns from Bill Burr.

    • @TheBitanian
      @TheBitanian 6 лет назад +2

      It has a nice *spreeeeeaaaad*

    • @gstylez0107
      @gstylez0107 6 лет назад +2

      But Bill said that it'll take care of every problem I've got, in any general direction.

    • @InterloperIll
      @InterloperIll 6 лет назад +1

      Well can’t you buy rifled shotgun barrels which can improve the spread?

    • @AngelCanseco1
      @AngelCanseco1 6 лет назад +2

      Fatguywithagun just get a sword from tye guy who cuts boots filled with sausages