Ranting About the Ugliest Makeup Palettes Ever Made! *ew*

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Hi friends! Today's video is just a fun little makeup rant! I had fun walking down memory lane and thinking about old palettes that really missed the mark! I can't wait to hear what palettes stick out to you as the ugliest and I hope this video gave you a chuckle! I love you guys so much and I will see you in the next one!
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  • @user-bp7vh5gc5n
    @user-bp7vh5gc5n 4 года назад +2402

    Ily but it’s “tarte-ist” not “tarty-ist” lol

    • @marley.hendrix
      @marley.hendrix 4 года назад +100

      Smokey isn't the only one because TIL. Lol

    • @marthabennett6056
      @marthabennett6056 4 года назад +168

      I like Tarty-est much better, even if it’s wrong

    • @youreinacultcallyourdad395
      @youreinacultcallyourdad395 4 года назад +280

      I know it makes me cringe every time. It’s totally not her fault but I just want to yell at people “IT’S A PLAY ON ARTIST. IT SOUNDS LIKE ART-IST BUT TARTE-IST” hahaha but not actually that important so idk why it drives me so nuts

    • @kaylawashere1
      @kaylawashere1 4 года назад +39

      Tarty-ist is always what I thought until today xD

    • @kuromi8384
      @kuromi8384 4 года назад +90

      either way it sounds dumb lmaoo

  • @katesicle
    @katesicle 4 года назад +4025

    When the Lele Pons palette came out I got an email announcing it from Tarte. I replied to the email thinking it was a no-reply email saying “Why would you do this.” And then customer service actually contacted me asking for more information about my complaint. It was so embarrassing I felt so bad for the poor person who had to reply to my trolling.

    • @smokey_glow
      @smokey_glow  4 года назад +982

      That literally makes me want to SCREAM that’s so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shendisackett
      @shendisackett 4 года назад +110

      Hahaha that is what I thought when I got the email! I had never heard of the influencer and when I looked her up she's in the top 10 earners on RUclips!! I still didn't understand the collab though, I don't know what has happened with Tarte lately. I tried their pink lip tint in a tube, I got a sample, and it's basically vaseline, everything recently has been so uninspired.

    • @TracyD2
      @TracyD2 4 года назад +29

      Oh my god. I’ll keep that in mind. 😂

    • @mariahpokedawg7124
      @mariahpokedawg7124 4 года назад +75

      Omfg 😂 *Trixie Mattel scream*

    • @cierabaldwin8314
      @cierabaldwin8314 4 года назад +36

      😂😂 this is absolutely the kind of luck I’d have myself and I’m both laughing and also send moral support

  • @thecrownaaron
    @thecrownaaron 4 года назад +1485

    "You're telling me... you did a zebra palette... and your didn't even put a fking matte black in there?"
    That was such an iconic moment omg I left

    • @sozuruQ2
      @sozuruQ2 4 года назад +31

      I DIED when she said that HAHAHA

    • @nickkilock1976
      @nickkilock1976 3 года назад +15

      I had to replay it a few times to properly enjoy it😂

  • @SuhannaDeSilva
    @SuhannaDeSilva 4 года назад +1634

    Stained glass is usually an image that does, yes, involve a colour story

    • @KathleenAndEmmaShow
      @KathleenAndEmmaShow 4 года назад +120

      Isn’t that the whole point of stained glass??? Like to make an image??? Smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @missboldsen
      @missboldsen 4 года назад +68

      Kathleen Elizabeth most stained glass windows in my country don’t create and image but are simply colored squares. But yeah they usually stick with a few different bright colors which repeats.

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 3 года назад +9

      @@missboldsen yeah they either make pictures or they have some sort of cohesive pattern/colour thing going on

  • @hermioneindisguise
    @hermioneindisguise 4 года назад +391

    "So poorly done. So poorly executed" So I'm hearing that Urban Decay basically predicted how the last season of Game of Thrones would go and did it first.

  • @arynphillips5888
    @arynphillips5888 4 года назад +1297

    I feel like almost all of Morphe's monochrome palettes could be condensed to a quad or 9 pan without losing many options.

    • @glamigator7694
      @glamigator7694 4 года назад +58

      do you watch lauren mae beauty? she has a series where she edits down the big morphe palettes!

    • @bearscarebeauty
      @bearscarebeauty 4 года назад +52

      Okay but J* could have reduced his giant beige nightmare into maybe 8 shadows.

    • @arynphillips5888
      @arynphillips5888 4 года назад +86

      @@bearscarebeauty or just thrown them all in the trash where they belong.

    • @carameldare
      @carameldare 4 года назад +28

      100%. Don't give me 30 shades unless youre covering the rainbow

    • @bearscarebeauty
      @bearscarebeauty 4 года назад +32

      @@arynphillips5888 can we just throw him in the trash?

  • @kairosculturedfoods
    @kairosculturedfoods 4 года назад +727

    the marc jacobs one 🤦‍♀️ sweetie that’s my grandmas eyeglass case

    • @Jrr592
      @Jrr592 3 года назад +32

      That’s my gay aunt from the 80s clutch that doubles as a cigarette case

    • @jordanperdue8986
      @jordanperdue8986 3 года назад +3

      THESE COMMENTS LMAO

  • @zoomzoom103
    @zoomzoom103 4 года назад +821

    The Lele Pons one looks like it's trying way too hard to be interesting with as little effort possible...which actually fits her brand lol

  • @HannahNeedstoYell
    @HannahNeedstoYell 4 года назад +330

    “What do zebras even do” Hannah asks the real questions

    • @EJay8906
      @EJay8906 4 года назад +3

      Hannah Bellows I’m glad someone else appreciated that, lol

  • @SS-xr7jf
    @SS-xr7jf 4 года назад +649

    A stain glass pallette would be a cool concept if they used an actual stain glass image for the pans instead of generic squares

    • @smokey_glow
      @smokey_glow  4 года назад +80

      100% agree!

    • @bobbiobanion7706
      @bobbiobanion7706 4 года назад +32

      I wish clionadh would do that! They already have a stained glass collection. a multichrome stained glass palette.... I would go without food for a week just to buy it.

    • @mmybickers
      @mmybickers 4 года назад +17

      I bet people would worry about "oh, they're copying" but I totally agree -- plus, a rose window design would look amazing and be different from the arched window...

    • @Annalovesautumn
      @Annalovesautumn 4 года назад +2

      You wouldn't be able to use the same colour twice, which really puts a wrench in the creation of a real image. I agree that they could have at least tried, though!

    • @SS-xr7jf
      @SS-xr7jf 4 года назад +12

      @@Annalovesautumn depends on the image. If, say, your image is a rose, the pans could be different shades of pink/red/mauve etc and do matte/glitter etc versions And you could incorperate more than just shadows if there are too many of too similar colors. You just have to choose an appropriate, flexible image.

  • @alyssafisher4798
    @alyssafisher4798 4 года назад +541

    “Lazy, Moneygrab, Stupid” my autobiography title

  • @prettybarf
    @prettybarf 4 года назад +930

    Was raised Catholic so as a person that's had to stare at stained glass for entertainment I can confirm it has great intent put into the color story lmao

    • @StarWarsThrowbacks
      @StarWarsThrowbacks 4 года назад +15

      This ^^

    • @hometostay7259
      @hometostay7259 4 года назад +30

      Gotta disagree. I was also raised staring at stained glass church windows and they did not look anything like this palate.

    • @prettybarf
      @prettybarf 4 года назад +126

      @@hometostay7259 thats what I mean though, the palette is bad but actual religous stained glass is an actual color pallette haha

    • @lunagirl4039
      @lunagirl4039 4 года назад +35

      @@hometostay7259 same I have stained glass windows throughout my HOUSE & it's INCREDIBLY COLORFUL & CAPTIVATING

    • @hometostay7259
      @hometostay7259 4 года назад +35

      @@prettybarf Omg yes. I totally didn't understand what you meant sorry. That is what i get for leaving a comment so late at night lol.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan
    @The_UmbrellaMan 4 года назад +398

    I, a seventeen year old male with no interest in makeup at all, love your videos! Your rants are hilarious, eloquent, and educational, which is really really cool. Calling out influencers on their BS takes a lot of courage, mad respect for that!

    • @katieboyle8085
      @katieboyle8085 3 года назад +18

      I love this comment sm

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 года назад +6

      An icon

    • @emma-nz5ny
      @emma-nz5ny 3 года назад +2

      iconic

    • @ChristopherSadlowski
      @ChristopherSadlowski 2 года назад +3

      LOL! I'm 38 and male presenting with no interest in makeup either and I watch a bunch of makeup channels too! You're not alone. One reason is I'm fascinated by what makeup can do. If you're really good at it I find it practically akin to magic.

  • @lukesdiner1384
    @lukesdiner1384 4 года назад +1474

    Yesterday I was trying to find the legit link to register to vote and I remembered that you put it in the description. I straight up went to find one of your videos because I remember what you say at the end lol. Thanks for helping this hopeless dude to vote lol.

    • @smokey_glow
      @smokey_glow  4 года назад +290

      Thank YOU for voting!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @Maddie-nx3hb
      @Maddie-nx3hb 4 года назад +34

      I did the same thing!!

    • @insanityreins
      @insanityreins 3 года назад +4

      I was googling how to register to vote and it took me to so many different pages. I came here to register as well!

    • @paulrayray7596
      @paulrayray7596 3 года назад

      Voting doesn't do anything unless it's at a local level

    • @kaylaaa6351
      @kaylaaa6351 3 года назад +3

      @@paulrayray7596 Paul, it's been almost a year. Chill

  • @plattitude
    @plattitude 4 года назад +516

    “I don’t care about corporations’ feelings” = I STAN

  • @amandabc3426
    @amandabc3426 4 года назад +1115

    I love how passionate you are about how terrible you think these products are 😂 that energy is 10/10

  • @StephsBeauty05
    @StephsBeauty05 4 года назад +595

    I bought the Saint and Sinister Palette too 😂 and it’s a pain in the damn ass to store! It just is so large and bulky but I too saw it at first and thought “ I MUST HAVE IT BEFORE IT SELLS OUT “ 😂😂😂

    • @lszpunar
      @lszpunar 4 года назад +5

      Steph's Beauty05 sameeee. I bought the first one when it came into my store.

    • @iloveyourunclebob
      @iloveyourunclebob 3 года назад +2

      It fit perfectly in the bottom of my caboodle, where it stayed and still is there lol

    • @alexisrivera3994
      @alexisrivera3994 3 года назад

      I infact boughtthis pallet... it was good at the time.

  • @lauren4232
    @lauren4232 4 года назад +123

    I love that Smokey censored all the f-bombs but left that Marc Jacobs one in for us, just to let us really feel the rage.

  • @gabriellestrandquist2950
    @gabriellestrandquist2950 4 года назад +191

    “Boring, drained, no color to them...” pretty much how 2020 has left me 😭

  • @angelsreign3450
    @angelsreign3450 4 года назад +284

    Who ever left that comment about the stained glass definitely doesn’t know what stained glass is lmao

  • @msadams224
    @msadams224 4 года назад +138

    "You're telling me you did a zebra themed palette and didn't even put a f***ing matte black in there!?"........"What do the people want? They want green." 😂😂😂😂 loled through this whole video!

  • @JLB0880
    @JLB0880 4 года назад +219

    Zebra printed clam 🤣🤣 I really was thinking it looks like Marc pulled his drunk aunt from Las Vegas away from the slot machine for 15 mins to design that palette.

    • @TracyD2
      @TracyD2 4 года назад

      J B Ha ha!

  • @Ginger8864
    @Ginger8864 4 года назад +158

    “Zebra printed clam” sounds like an invasive species 😂

    • @kategaddis199
      @kategaddis199 3 года назад +7

      Zebra mussels?

    • @Ginger8864
      @Ginger8864 3 года назад +4

      @@kategaddis199 that’s it

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 3 года назад +5

      Throwback to when I slogged an entire wildlife sciences degree only to pry zebra mussels off a boat for minimum wage

    • @KN-ww1oz
      @KN-ww1oz 3 года назад +1

      @@adrienneczerni6516 lol can relate

    • @bisexualantigone
      @bisexualantigone Год назад

      it does

  • @pink1011emt
    @pink1011emt 4 года назад +496

    Side note (I know it would be bulky) but I would 100% die for a “treasure chest” pallet that like had compartments in the pans. Like a lid that looks like Diamond opens up to a row of ruby and pinks and glitter and then another lid that’s a little more rustic and dirty looking to open up to brown and silvers and neutrals. Then a lid that looks like a gold bar to a beautiful highlight.. 🤷🏼‍♀️ that’s my idea of a treasure themed pallet

    • @laceye3485
      @laceye3485 4 года назад +12

      Victoria Delo I have a couple of Tarte box sets like that. Little compartments for lipsticks and liners/mascaras. One even had a compartment for a little travel compact to put each quad in (theres 4 quads in the box). Absolutely LOVE them.

    • @TheSnowReport28
      @TheSnowReport28 4 года назад +10

      The Kathleen Lights Colourpop zodiac palette had all those gemstone jewel tone shades that should have been in the treasure chest DOSE palette

    • @beekah992
      @beekah992 4 года назад +11

      I'm sooo ready for a Glam pirate palette

    • @adelaidebasco631
      @adelaidebasco631 4 года назад +12

      The Lorac pirates of the Caribbean palette did have a treasure slot where the separate blush/highlight palette would go and TBH it was the smartest packaging decision ever

    • @littlemy1773
      @littlemy1773 4 года назад +3

      Victoria Delo I would buy that, you should patent that idea quickly lol

  • @keelyef
    @keelyef 4 года назад +421

    may I just say: the conspiracy palette is by far the ugliest palette I have ever seen thank you goodbye

  • @gingerlovesmakeup
    @gingerlovesmakeup 4 года назад +625

    Urban Decay was trying to be eDgY with the heavy metals palette by putting that coke mirror in the middle 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @jamybergdoll7014
    @jamybergdoll7014 4 года назад +49

    The dose of colors hidden treasures palette layout gives me so much anxiety I had to literally put my hand over the side of the screen while you talked about it.

  • @elsiemae5182
    @elsiemae5182 4 года назад +617

    Can brands stop trying to be so unique and different with packaging??? Like idgaf if your eyeshadow palette is an octagon, if it has pretty marbled color with a cool theme then I’ll buy it I’m very easy to please 😌.

    • @kikilo9647
      @kikilo9647 4 года назад +55

      We want quality amd easy to use so they really need to focus on that instead of stupid butt packaging 😒

    • @_aimeexo_596
      @_aimeexo_596 4 года назад +12

      Zaynab Guezzar Yes I hate palettes that are in weird shapes because it’s so difficult to store! Idk if brands just don’t get this or not but you can have amazing packaging and still make it your regular square or rectangle packaging (with a few exceptions!), for example the new beauty bay and Nikki tutorials palette, super cool packaging with one side being bright and colourful and the other being dark and edgy and it’s not bulky and super easy to store.

  • @maximusdork3336
    @maximusdork3336 3 года назад +35

    As a woman who doesn't care about or even wear makeup, I find myself really engaged by this channel. Her personality just seems very inviting and the content is interesting.

    • @elecops9825
      @elecops9825 3 года назад +4

      Same, I watch her because she is interesting and entertaining. I love the way she speaks and explains herself, and how she opens up discussions about different things.

  • @fangfetti
    @fangfetti 4 года назад +378

    ngl that tarte palette reminds me of those lularoe leggings 😳

  • @StevenForditude
    @StevenForditude 4 года назад +1066

    Ugliest palette in recent history: the entire JStar x SD collection.

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 года назад +52

      You ain't wrong

    • @TheMouseSpot
      @TheMouseSpot 4 года назад +136

      that color story is just everywhere to the point where it's unenjoyable. I also felt like the top row was just full of discarded nudes from his latest pallette

    • @StevenForditude
      @StevenForditude 4 года назад +23

      Skelly MacAullen - Ha! Truth. I must have burnt that from my memory.

    • @leviacronym6770
      @leviacronym6770 4 года назад +72

      @@HadenBlake It is boring and gigantic. Nobody needs a nude palette with the same shades repeated. He literally copied Colourpop's Bare Necessities nude pallete, which is 34 bucks while his is 62 bucks. If you guys want a giant nude pallete go buy it from Colourpop. Their stuff is better and cheaper than his stuff anyway.

    • @emjay2774
      @emjay2774 4 года назад +32

      The alien pallet is bad too

  • @deedranicolehooks
    @deedranicolehooks 4 года назад +201

    I hated the hidden treasures palette too! It looked like someone stood on a chair and dropped all the colors onto the palette below.and when they landed all crazy, they just said "eh...that's good enough. Let's get it to packaging!"

    • @shendisackett
      @shendisackett 4 года назад +8

      LOL it really does look like that!

    • @katielembo6415
      @katielembo6415 4 года назад +1

      This is truly the best comment I’ve ever seen in regards to a palette and I’m not mad about it

  • @feliciarussell2684
    @feliciarussell2684 4 года назад +78

    “Alice Through the Looking Glass” *makes the looking glass in the palette the size of a pea*

  • @johannabelle
    @johannabelle 4 года назад +108

    omg @ that KVD commenter from way back when. Stained glass is visually pleasing! That's the whole point of it! Churches originally used it to tell Bible stories to people who couldn't READ, they needed it to be pretty!

  • @joeisafreakk
    @joeisafreakk 4 года назад +210

    The Saint and Sinner palette could literally be beautiful if they'd make an effort to make it make sense. Like? Organise the shades into maybe some kind of artwork? Make a picture with the shades... If that was supposed to resemble stained glass thing? Stained glass windows like in the cathedrals are literally pieces of art. I feel like the shades were picked at random.

    • @soniquecat4745
      @soniquecat4745 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, I seen cheap palettes that attempted to create pictures (I bought a peacock one and seen butterfly palettes). It's not that hard to create simple rosette with your colors.

  • @rachaelxcolleen
    @rachaelxcolleen 4 года назад +214

    First palette: “This makes me IRRATIONALLY pissed off.”
    😂 This video is gonna be good

  • @Carleejonas
    @Carleejonas 4 года назад +184

    " You know what they want? They want green." I died 💀 🤣

    • @karaadams269
      @karaadams269 4 года назад +2

      That was the funniest part of the video hands down

  • @michellecwen
    @michellecwen 4 года назад +314

    Tana's apology video is out and I need Smokey's commentary on it!

    • @ElizabethNicoleSchwartz
      @ElizabethNicoleSchwartz 4 года назад +13

      @@staciecremeans1350 racism I'm guessing based on how she treated SimplyNessa and Kahlen Barry?

    • @shannonb5829
      @shannonb5829 4 года назад +8

      Lmao. I just looked and didn’t watch it yet, but it’s really not even a 15 min video !? Hahah

    • @michellecwen
      @michellecwen 4 года назад +13

      @@shannonb5829 I watched like 5 min and was like this is some fake scripted bs, and it's not even entertaining lmao

    • @shannonb5829
      @shannonb5829 4 года назад +9

      Michelle hahaha yes! I just watched 4 min of it. No thanks! All those jump cuts are ridiculous. She doesn’t expand on anything. I stopped watching her a while ago now. I just can’t haha

    • @nicoledavidson8187
      @nicoledavidson8187 4 года назад +7

      It's a stressful apology video to watch. Definitely need some Smokey commentary

  • @sarahb4995
    @sarahb4995 4 года назад +77

    "look at all the BROWNS I can get!!!" I lost it

  • @janelane92
    @janelane92 4 года назад +131

    When you start a thought with:
    ".........Okay......"
    I'm locked and loaded for the hottest make-up tea of my life.

  • @Lynny93
    @Lynny93 3 года назад +34

    I remember when that “green” Morphe palette came out someone said “that middle row is a palindrome” and I died lmfao

  • @kebelhar2250
    @kebelhar2250 4 года назад +150

    I like the color scheme of that first palette but that layout makes me want to scream lol

    • @hhoneyglasss
      @hhoneyglasss 4 года назад +15

      Same I am unreasonably angry at a palette that I will never own lol 😂

    • @imperfecttimes
      @imperfecttimes 4 года назад +4

      Same! I want it but I KNOW I would have to depot it immediately to straighten it out.

  • @ap-tj7sz
    @ap-tj7sz 4 года назад +35

    The KVD Sinner/Saint palette is so beautiful when depotted and rearranged

  • @carolineosterman2420
    @carolineosterman2420 4 года назад +119

    I have (and like) the Heavy Metals palette. The formula is awesome but I LOATHE the packaging. If I was brave enough, I'd depot the thing and put it in a magnetic palette. My other gripe with Urban Decay (in general) is that all of their palettes are unnecessarily thick.

    • @TheBestLoaf
      @TheBestLoaf 4 года назад +12

      I own Heavy Metals, and I tried to depot it. No go! I personally really like the packaging, I’m a sucker for a gimmick and while I do agree that it’s annoying having to slide out the palette for every use, I adore the exterior packaging!!!

    • @anotsoconfidentkatsudon9991
      @anotsoconfidentkatsudon9991 4 года назад +6

      The thickness of their palettes is pretty unnecessary. I only have Naked Cherry and it takes up so much space from being so thick in my "good palette box"

    • @bellissima78
      @bellissima78 4 года назад +2

      I love the colors too, but also hate the big honkin' packaging. I also hate it bc it accidently slid out and thankfully only 1 shadow was pulverized all over the floor😟

    • @majamyrvold1899
      @majamyrvold1899 4 года назад +2

      I successfully depotted it, but it was very difficult

    • @GunnerTheStylist
      @GunnerTheStylist 3 года назад

      I recently deported mine and added a few mattes so it's finally a full palette I can use when traveling (whenever that will be).

  • @alannapls
    @alannapls 4 года назад +34

    13:26
    Hannah: "I have NO WORDS"
    *one second later has many words*

  • @atlanticocean8041
    @atlanticocean8041 4 года назад +388

    I’m gonna wait for the comments to cook for a little while

  • @jellyghostt
    @jellyghostt 4 года назад +33

    “Unless you have the skin of Edward Cullen” IM CRYING HANNAH 😂😂

  • @karatheandroid1907
    @karatheandroid1907 4 года назад +104

    The hidden treasures palette is triggering my OCD. I get a strong physical reaction just looking at it.

    • @lunagabriella213
      @lunagabriella213 4 года назад +6

      I either want to throw it against the wall or de-pot the shades.

    • @mrsmcintyre69
      @mrsmcintyre69 3 года назад

      I cant with it....its like my two year old made it

  • @allysonbrackett2146
    @allysonbrackett2146 3 года назад +41

    "The skin of Edward Cullen" - deceased lol

  • @ashleyb7139
    @ashleyb7139 4 года назад +67

    "35 shades of utterly gross, poop brown" 🤣 I love it lol Also, with the Game of Thrones palette...they should have made mini quads/quints for each one instead of that weird separation they did. They still could have had the iron throne & all that still be apart of it, maybe have that big pop up thing be a PR box or something. Just like HBO bumbled the final season, Urban Decay bumbled that palette lol

    • @oceanmelody3783
      @oceanmelody3783 4 года назад +5

      100% agree about the GoT palette

    • @ashleyb7139
      @ashleyb7139 4 года назад +2

      @@oceanmelody3783 I loved the eyeliners though. In pictures they were kinda "meh", but in person they were beautiful & actually unique. So the whole collection wasn't a fail....Just that haha

  • @katherinemae8826
    @katherinemae8826 3 года назад +9

    This was amazing. Watching this video, seeing these horrible pallets, and then watching them get ripped to shreds was SO therapeutic. Oh my gosh. The next time I'm mad or stressed, you better bet I'm rewatching this. Love love love.

  • @paulernst1982
    @paulernst1982 4 года назад +137

    Hi smoky glow! I know obviously that we are strangers on the Internet, which you’ve talked about before that we are not friends or anything, but your videos have helped me through quite a lot. Your powerful insights and good view on controversial topics has changed me and my personality for the better. I’m very grateful for your videos that I can binge when I feel sad or discouraged. please don’t stop making videos because I love them so much 💗💗💗

    • @smokey_glow
      @smokey_glow  4 года назад +35

      Thank you so much 💕💕 this is such a sweet comment

  • @sammmiller1162
    @sammmiller1162 4 года назад +20

    The Alice Through the Looking Glass pallete was pure ass. The quality was so terrible, not a single shade had any pay off. The only thing great about was its resale value.

    • @kimberlyoldschool
      @kimberlyoldschool 3 года назад

      Urban Decay mystifies me. I started buying their shadows in the 90’s when they first started. Everything was great through about Naked #3, and then the formula turned to pure ass, like you said. After 25 years of being good! I don’t get it.

  • @nessapie8407
    @nessapie8407 4 года назад +93

    19:38 ohh you know hannha is heated when she doesn't even bleep the F bomb lol

  • @peekaloo12
    @peekaloo12 4 года назад +10

    The Too Faced chocolate palettes were definitely my "buy the hype" palettes when I first started doing makeup. My breaking point with them tho was the fact that the "Chocolate Gold" palette's packaging was SO cheap and flimsy. It made me step back and think about them, only to realize that out of the 5(?) Chocolate bar palettes, I only used one of them even semi-regularly.

  • @emilywillis7747
    @emilywillis7747 4 года назад +77

    ranty glow is just what i needed after a stupid long week of zoom university

  • @cullisgate
    @cullisgate 3 года назад +12

    "You know what the people want? They want green." killed me lmao

  • @lauraroach2027
    @lauraroach2027 4 года назад +58

    The Mark Jacob's wild one's packaging reminds me of the big makeup set I would get on sale from sears after Christmas.

    • @kimberlyoldschool
      @kimberlyoldschool 3 года назад

      I remember when Sears had their own makeup line, like 20 years ago! A makeup kiosk within Sears was quite the choice. I don’t even remember the name of the line, but they had a lipstick in the shade Tea Rose that was so nice. It was just odd to be buying lipstick and a washing machine in the same store, lol.

  • @jemmaparker5785
    @jemmaparker5785 4 года назад +51

    You roasting palettes for 28 minutes is literally giving me life

  • @honeybeesnbutterfliez4219
    @honeybeesnbutterfliez4219 4 года назад +122

    I needed a rant vid, especially a petty one, today.

  • @breeporter9652
    @breeporter9652 4 года назад +13

    lmaooo "what do zebras even do?" *jump cut* "It's NOT even Lion King themed!" I was laughing so HARD

  • @AlwaysAnnie1
    @AlwaysAnnie1 4 года назад +102

    Can you do the most prettiest palettes next?? :D

  • @daocter
    @daocter 4 года назад +29

    I cackled when she said doll hairs I wasn’t ready!!

  • @tarishalynn
    @tarishalynn 4 года назад +53

    I'm living for you bashing the same things I thought were absolutely atrocious. "You know what the people want? .......green ". 😂 I look forward to your videos, thank you for this much needed escape.

  • @Nicole-rr2sw
    @Nicole-rr2sw 4 года назад +18

    The Urban Decay Heavy Metals palette was basically a coke mirror. There, I said it.

  • @katrinaisley6088
    @katrinaisley6088 4 года назад +176

    I feel like “The Balm Cosmetics” always had the weirdest and most unattractive packaging for eyeshadow palettes- like the Nude Palettes where the shadow would be placed over the body as a censoring bar was so tacky to me

    • @laceye3485
      @laceye3485 4 года назад +12

      Katrina Isley that and even their packaging that IS cute, the formula isn’t that impressive anyways.

    • @alexandriavr6665
      @alexandriavr6665 4 года назад +12

      Yessss I see tons of people that love their “cute” packaging but I don’t get it at all 😂

    • @sydneyp7867
      @sydneyp7867 4 года назад +10

      Omg!!! I think it’s so cute but reading “places over the body as a censoring bar” ugh ur so right....

    • @GravityFallsUp
      @GravityFallsUp 4 года назад +28

      I actually think their packaging is super cute but I HATE their logo. It’s so cheap is honestly looks like a Fischer Price logo. It’s why I’ve never bought anything from them.

    • @sabersky1134
      @sabersky1134 4 года назад +16

      I do appreciate their puns with the packaging and products. But I have always appreciated a good pun.

  • @jenniferlynn79
    @jenniferlynn79 4 года назад +14

    Lmao "the canker sore of the beauty community.." I literally snorted when you said that ha ha ha

  • @stringcheeseofficial1977
    @stringcheeseofficial1977 4 года назад +134

    I feel like the too faced chocolate chip palettes were the moment their eyeshadow formula turned to garbage. I had the original chocolate chip palette and I tried super hard to use it once and never touched it again for years until I decluttered it a couple months ago

    • @lunagirl4039
      @lunagirl4039 4 года назад +4

      THANK YOU JESUS, I missed that one! I never heard of the chocolate chip palette.
      but I also realllllly hate 99.9% of any product Too Faced has made

  • @neviamartinez8471
    @neviamartinez8471 4 года назад +11

    so i had the alice in wonderland palette and i actually really enjoyed the eyeshaows BUT i never touched it because of how bulky it was. i was never compelled to grab it since it felt too “out of the way” to use. i ended up giving to my cousin who is obsessed with all things alice

  • @ifyousearchamy
    @ifyousearchamy 4 года назад +68

    I also wanted the vida loca pallete so I decided to get the Saint and sinner pallete and I 100% agree with what you said about the color theory I looked up videos on how to re-arrange the colors to be more pleasing to the eye 😂

    • @mmybickers
      @mmybickers 4 года назад +2

      Absolute same but I know I would end up ripping it to shreds if I try. I can't depot that clean.

  • @Amsayy
    @Amsayy 4 года назад +9

    The Alice pallet is the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this title. I remember initially wanting it until everyone started doing depoting videos lmao

  • @cherry_bee8222
    @cherry_bee8222 4 года назад +57

    I feel like Jeffree Star's Blood Lust pallet is on my list of ugliest pallets for sure. I really wanted to like it but it was NOT cute.
    Also that whole Fetish collection from Kat Von D was bad bad 😬😬

  • @YellowCrayon13
    @YellowCrayon13 4 года назад +16

    I rarely see anyone talk about the Sephora and Minnie Mouse makeup collection. Not even at the time it was out. The palette came in a purse 👛 (kind of looks like the emoji of a purse) you could remove the palette and use the purse for a night out, which was cute. But it’s so bulky to store. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 4 года назад

      I have that one!! Storing it is... an adventure. Never reach for it because it is stored away from my other stuff.

  • @peachymanaangel
    @peachymanaangel 4 года назад +24

    Ugh as an artist I was so annoyed with that KVD pallet and the excuse of it’s shitty layout being inspired by stain glass and her being an artist. Those are both reasons for the layout to make sense and be well designed. Uuuuggghhh it still pisses me off. I remember ranting about the concept of it as well, it was so judgmental with the natural colors on the saint side and the brights on the sinner side.

    • @lunagabriella213
      @lunagabriella213 4 года назад +1

      I think of they at least mirrored a pattern or something, it would make better sense.

  • @sarahhill4916
    @sarahhill4916 4 года назад +11

    You said “zebra printed clam”. This look me ALL the way out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lalalalalalee6311
    @lalalalalalee6311 4 года назад +19

    The zebra print clam rant is perfection. “what do zebras even do?” 🤣

  • @janieswurld491
    @janieswurld491 4 года назад +9

    You really said “yaaas girl give us nothing” for a whole video and I’m here for it 😂

  • @callmefried544
    @callmefried544 4 года назад +104

    I know you probably already heard of this. But Tana Mogel( I'm not even gonna try and spell that right) made a "over due apology" video about 2ish hours ago.

    • @andreakim8986
      @andreakim8986 4 года назад +7

      Wait actually how’s it being received?

    • @katesicle
      @katesicle 4 года назад +4

      Tana Mojo

    • @callmefried544
      @callmefried544 4 года назад +1

      @@andreakim8986 idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @callmefried544
      @callmefried544 4 года назад +3

      @@katesicle I'm not gonna even try to spell her name correctly 🙃

    • @ReadingIsLife1908
      @ReadingIsLife1908 4 года назад +1

      It is awful!!!

  • @carolynj6144
    @carolynj6144 4 года назад +8

    “What do zebras even do!” Lmaooo...Oh Hannah I had a ROUGH week this was everything I needed

  • @hannahmorris955
    @hannahmorris955 4 года назад +30

    nothing brightens my day more than a smokey glow makeup rant

  • @rosiejosie90
    @rosiejosie90 4 года назад +4

    I LOVE NINETIES LOVE CHILD. I love how much effort she puts into her looks. She always has a matching wig and it’s adorable. She really named herself well because her aesthetic is really nostalgic to me ❤️❤️

  • @angiemarie786
    @angiemarie786 4 года назад +32

    "What do zebras even do?" lmao

  • @KatiePerrin
    @KatiePerrin 3 года назад +6

    My OCD can't tolerate the Hidden Treasure layout. It's giving me anxiety for some reason just looking at it.

  • @janisaacs809
    @janisaacs809 4 года назад +8

    The whole vid was funny, but it was the “idk what do zebras even do??” and “there’s not even an f’ing matte black in here!” fa me 😆

  • @4everme103
    @4everme103 4 года назад +32

    I luv when you rant and rave about makeup you absolutely hate, so I need a part 2 and 3!!!! Plz and thank you, lol 😂

  • @SarahsNailSecrets
    @SarahsNailSecrets 4 года назад +53

    Can’t WAIT to watch your podcast

  • @christinapiazza7217
    @christinapiazza7217 4 года назад +33

    Idk if it’s just because I’m tipsy but I love her so much I’m crying at this video... I love her passion ❤️

  • @savannahleslie3515
    @savannahleslie3515 3 года назад +4

    I actually think I would prefer the smaller eyeshadows for palettes from the white chocolate chip palette, because the reality is, we don't hit pan on eyeshadows very often. id prefer smaller palettes that can actually be finished. Less waste, less space.

  • @SophieKavanaghStyle
    @SophieKavanaghStyle 4 года назад +9

    I could honestly listen to Hannah rant about absolutely anything for like 2hrs and still be entertained

  • @bluewillow6186
    @bluewillow6186 4 года назад +11

    "They just make the wrong choice every time" lmao!

  • @pookaliciouz
    @pookaliciouz 4 года назад +18

    You nailed it with every single one! There HAS to be a part 2 of this lol

  • @sarondipity3277
    @sarondipity3277 3 года назад +16

    Oof, I can’t believe that the JS Alien palette wasn’t part of this 😂 that was the first one I thought of.

  • @shendisackett
    @shendisackett 4 года назад +34

    The palette that annoys me everytime I see it is the BH cosmetics Sante Fe palette with the weird arrow design. Now I have the zodiac palette and love it, I like BH cosmetics products but the layout of this palette is so annoying to my eye. The long thin strips of eyeshadow look a nuisance to deal with and it just isn't pleasing to my eye!

  • @AmandaCef_Art
    @AmandaCef_Art 3 года назад +2

    Urban Decay backtalk was one of those palettes that I said “I want that. And I will buy it.....as soon as it goes on sale at TJ Maxx 😂😂” like there’s so much high end makeup that I’m like OOHH but then in the end, it’s not what I would spend THAT MUCH hard earned money on. But to get it for a deal, I’m all in. The Too Faced Peach collection is a prime example of this. I still LOVE that eyeshadow palette to this day, and I bought it full priced. And the foundation and bronzer and blushes are great. But do you know what was even better? Getting them for $15 instead of $40.

  • @kelseywalling5874
    @kelseywalling5874 4 года назад +12

    Paused it for a little bit and came back to hear Hannah immediately say “STUPID, STUPID LAYOUT” and it just made me laugh ☺️

  • @alpacalypse4552
    @alpacalypse4552 4 года назад +17

    “you know what the people want? they want green”

  • @Undeadharpie
    @Undeadharpie 4 года назад +15

    LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂 I knew you were going to drag my holy grail palette: the UD Through the Looking Glass palette.
    It’s on my vanity right now, I wore it to work all this week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I enjoy mine too much to be bothered by other people’s thoughts on the layout. I even admit the layout is unnecessary. But I love this palette so much ❤️😍❤️

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 4 года назад +1

      It's one of the few palettes I will never get rid of, I love it so much. Plus, even though the book of shadows packaging was bulky, at least the shadow tray was detachable for this one.

  • @ick.zosted
    @ick.zosted 4 года назад +14

    The Alice through the looking glass palette was my first high end palette ever & I LOVED the metamorphosis shade, it made everything so beautiful 😍 i regret decluttering it so bad bc it was my first & i loved the butterfly packaging BUT I agree completely ab the stupid small mirror & the drawer style packaging, wouldve much rather the top of the palette just have the 3D butterfly & then open like a normal palette so it could be thinner & easier to store & stuff. I just have the nostalgia bug bc it was so special to me at the time 😅 great video! I love your makeup rants please do more lol

  • @shendisackett
    @shendisackett 4 года назад +31

    I’m here! I may be slightly drunk because I watched make-up bingo with Theresa is Dead earlier! I will try to pay attention....

    • @smokey_glow
      @smokey_glow  4 года назад +14

      Honestly I support that 100%

    • @abhimac27
      @abhimac27 4 года назад +3

      😂 Apparently I'm on the same video trail as you. 🍻

    • @shendisackett
      @shendisackett 4 года назад +1

      @@abhimac27 cheers! I've had to put the raspberry vodka down now though!

    • @shendisackett
      @shendisackett 4 года назад +1

      @@smokey_glow that zebra clam is beautiful, okay so I do like animal print and as a 90s teen I rocked the tiniest zebra print minidress! I know a lot of people hated the zebra print though! The first clam, the gold one, was according to RUclips reviews I saw bad quality but the zebra clam holiday release had their regular formula, so they clearly listened. I bought that palette after Tati tried it and recommended it, and confirmed it was their regular formula - if you remember she collected their palettes. I bought Glambition at the same time and that brand has one of my favourite eyeshadow formulas, it is so smooth with hardly any fall out. The photo of the palette doesn't do it justice I have to say. I often find that palettes look totally different online to what I get in real life. The Norvina 4 being a case in point it looks so washed out in pictures and is so vibrant and beautiful in real life. You tend to see the true colours when the pictures are from the side for some reason. Urban Decay packaging can be great or it's the absolute worst, they never have a middle ground.

  • @lizlushouslife
    @lizlushouslife 4 года назад +7

    “Unless you have the skin of Edward Cullen...” omg I died 😂