Desperados Red Tequila Guarana Cachaça Beer

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @iskillcorn1
    @iskillcorn1 5 лет назад +17

    Headbands on raving in the park 😂 is that what teenagers do these days?

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao poor Simon

    • @TheGavranatar
      @TheGavranatar 5 лет назад +2

      am I out of touch?.. no.. no it is the children who are wrong!

  • @greatwestern_footballshirts
    @greatwestern_footballshirts 3 года назад +3

    I remember drinking the regular desperado in a bar in Birmingham on a night out and couldn't get enough of it. Woke up the next day with a killer hang over and swore I'd never drink it again until a few years later someone got me one in one a round of drinks and I bloody hated it. Won't touch the stuff again.

  • @peterthompson1989
    @peterthompson1989 5 лет назад +4

    Its actually owned by Heineken I believe. Used to drink it a lot when i was a student often putting an actual lime inside. Not a normal beer but i do find it refreshing and easy to drink but i can see why people may not like it. Wetherspoons used to sell a cider with tequila bottle drink a while back to los something

  • @TheEthJones
    @TheEthJones 5 лет назад +6

    It is brewed for teenagers. As a teenager I can say I LOVE them

  • @arnoldsbaltnegeris3962
    @arnoldsbaltnegeris3962 5 лет назад +8

    I know a few people, who have tasted only some of this type of "beer" like Corona etc. and they are confident, that beer is not their drink, not even trying anything else. Shame on these "brewers".

  • @tiagomurta5685
    @tiagomurta5685 5 лет назад +3

    A beer brewed in the Netherlands, with a "mexican" name, flavoured with brazilian cachaça and guaraná... What could possibly go wrong? Hahaha

  • @danielforrest1457
    @danielforrest1457 5 лет назад +5

    Can you review Dragon Soup and Daleside Bitter please, love the reviews

  • @ashleytelling9980
    @ashleytelling9980 3 месяца назад

    Desperados is my favourite larger I love it

  • @Robocrap
    @Robocrap 5 лет назад +7

    Was it worse than Belzebuth? 😏

  • @janskia
    @janskia 5 лет назад +5

    Tequila belongs to a shotglass, casacha belongs to Caipirinha, and Guarana doesn't belong anywhere.

    • @mymic208
      @mymic208 5 лет назад

      Tequila belongs in a tulip glass. There is shit tequila out there, but there is also a wealth of awesome tequila out there as well.

    • @juliusjarvensivu5874
      @juliusjarvensivu5874 5 лет назад +2

      Guarana belongs to energy drinks not beers

    • @c.varela
      @c.varela 4 года назад +1

      @@juliusjarvensivu5874 Energy drinks and soda (the soda is great, believe me - try Guaraná Antarctica and Fanta Guaraná if you find it).

  • @metalmichew2
    @metalmichew2 5 лет назад +1

    Its advertised with big letters saying "Brewed : The netherlands"
    Atleast im so glad that Heineken brews this and not any other brand. but i do have to be a bit honest here.
    This one tastes okay-ish to me, i can see alot of younger party animal people try this out and wanting to try a real beer afterwards, atleast being more open to a real ale or lager. from Desperados the only semi redeeming one is the Ginger version which tastes okay to me, but my girlfriend loved it so much that its going to replace her "sparkling white wine" now.
    To get her more into beer I orderd a few MeadBeers and got that Chocolate double to see where that might end up. It's like my litle experiment.

  • @willd6215
    @willd6215 5 лет назад +2

    This sounds to me like crunk juice. Basically energy drink and booze mixed simply to get to wasted but upright

  • @underneonloneliness2
    @underneonloneliness2 4 года назад

    I used to drink them the pub while dancing and I found it quite nice. It's definitely more for kids though.

    • @lokeforce
      @lokeforce Год назад

      i can confirm, desperados red is not available in my country but when I'm in other countries i always buy two 1 liters glass bottles in each hand and drink. It's dangerous. 😂

  • @StevenLaneyGuitar
    @StevenLaneyGuitar 4 года назад

    In the words of The Eagles “Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses?”.

  • @molecatcher3383
    @molecatcher3383 3 года назад

    It tried this once, had one gulp of it and the rest was poured down the sink.

  • @aleflippy1997
    @aleflippy1997 5 лет назад +3

    Well... I'm glad you drank it so we don't have to ha ha.
    The only Desperados I ever had was the mint one. Not only is it stupidly overpriced, but it had an awful taste... It was more "leafy" than truly minty.

    • @c.varela
      @c.varela 4 года назад

      Every time I tried a bottle of Desperados I was desperate for it to come to an end. 😂😂😂 Worst beer ever. Tequila is great, cachaça is great, guaraná is great. But Desperados sucks.

  • @masterblasterT47
    @masterblasterT47 5 лет назад +3

    The only Desperados product i have tried is the one that's just flavored with tequila.
    It was alright but not exceptional in any way.
    If I were to score it then i guess that i would have given it a low 3 out of 5.

    • @CataVlad21
      @CataVlad21 5 лет назад +2

      That was pretty bad too. Not straight garbage, but not any good either

    • @masterblasterT47
      @masterblasterT47 5 лет назад

      @@CataVlad21 exactly!
      There's a reason why i just bought it once and never again.

  • @kirdot2011
    @kirdot2011 4 года назад +2

    I`m getting bitterness and hops at some level

  • @User58747
    @User58747 5 лет назад +1

    Kids luv' it!

    • @willd6215
      @willd6215 5 лет назад

      Ha

    • @ShootingPermit
      @ShootingPermit 5 лет назад +1

      Because they hate the taste of beer, but love the taste of sugar.

  • @aaronmacca
    @aaronmacca 5 лет назад +5

    Shouldn't be classified as a beer. Imagine if you found this in your local bottle shop 😂

  • @anthonycrumb5753
    @anthonycrumb5753 9 месяцев назад

    You must be 'effing joking - Tequilla comes from Mexico and is made from cactus.
    Guarana - pronounced Gwar-ran-ah and is a tropical fruit from the Brasilian Amazon and is is a popupar soft drink in Brasil,
    Cachaca - pronounced Ka-sash-ah, look at the little swiggle under the last 'C' in the word, it renders the 'C' as a soft sound in Portugeuse.
    Cachaca is called Aguardente da Cana and is distilled from sugar cane, a sort of sugar cane brandy. Cachaca is basically the national drink of Brasil and is a lot cheaper than drinking beer.
    The famous cachaca drink is caiparinas , a mixture of cachaca, fresh limes and sugar - very more-ish and very dangerous - try them with feiojada (traditionally eaten on Saturaday in Rio), that is a black bean stew with salted pork and sausage, served with white rice , farofa - toasted manioc flour, cove - stir fried cale, hot sauce - molho de pimenta and a slice of orange on the plate.
    Mix all this with hot Brasillian girls on Copacabana or Ipanema beach, football and a samba band and you have the very essence of the "vida Carioca" , the good life in Rio de Janerio, mix them with beer and you have s**t.
    Thanks for the beer reviews here is my contribution on guarana and cachaca - saude (cheers).

  • @rhysevans7903
    @rhysevans7903 4 года назад

    I dont mind the normal desperados tbf,,,gets you pissed

  • @kirdot2011
    @kirdot2011 4 года назад +1

    "It comes in the category of beer"?! oh...what a diss...
    mine says 6% btw

  • @Jonebee7771
    @Jonebee7771 4 года назад +1

    It doesn't deserve that glass

  • @TheRealBruceLee
    @TheRealBruceLee 5 лет назад +1

    I think blue van man would thinks it’s loveleh haha

  • @CataVlad21
    @CataVlad21 5 лет назад

    2 desperate employees disliked this 🤣

  • @underneonloneliness2
    @underneonloneliness2 4 года назад

    I didn't mind the red one. It's more like a bacardi breezer than a beer.

  • @kennyr2744
    @kennyr2744 5 лет назад +1

    Haha, I had this while I was in France- it was such an abomination I had to try it. I didn't dislike it as much as you, but it was a awkward mix of Mexican and Brazilian flavors that did not taste like anything from either country. I agree... definitely not a "beer." I don't know how they were able to call it that.

  • @jantek6654
    @jantek6654 5 лет назад +1

    1 out 10 is still a good score. Why not 0 out of 10 Simon?

    • @ShootingPermit
      @ShootingPermit 5 лет назад

      0/10 is when the beer gives you PTSD and food poisoning.

  • @Regi869
    @Regi869 5 лет назад +5

    Wow, what a shocker. Have you ever given a zero out of ten? Maybe this “beer” deserved it.

  • @Neil1977
    @Neil1977 5 лет назад

    It’s owned by Heineken, I’ve not had this one but I have had the normal one.

  • @ironbooze2937
    @ironbooze2937 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly should just sell it as alcoholic soda

  • @JC-hu1wd
    @JC-hu1wd 3 года назад

    Girls like it

    • @JC-hu1wd
      @JC-hu1wd 3 года назад

      John Smiths is bloody awful too.

  • @lukerobertson1718
    @lukerobertson1718 5 лет назад

    Like you mate I prefer craft beers and high quality lagers but you do need to accept that there's a place in the market for this style. You only need to analyse your own channels ratings to understand as much. You can't slate it when you blatantly review it to pop a rating.

  • @kirdot2011
    @kirdot2011 4 года назад +1

    the company is getting money from people like me who think this is tasty....I do know that there are much better beers out there, but this is fine for the purpose of getting tipsy

  • @corkydukeII5898
    @corkydukeII5898 5 лет назад

    Kinda shocking you didn't enjoy this one, considering how much you loved it's big brother 'Lime Mint & Tequila' : P

  • @squiremuldoon5462
    @squiremuldoon5462 5 лет назад +1

    It’s scary to imagine there’s a market for this crap out there.

  • @williambluesky
    @williambluesky 5 лет назад

    Nope. Tequila is for shots on the beach in Mexico. Cachaca is for drunken samba in Brazil. This would be horrid all mixed.

  • @tranmereroversf.c9859
    @tranmereroversf.c9859 5 лет назад +4

    I wouldn’t drink this if it was free . It’s rancid !

  • @bensmalley9320
    @bensmalley9320 4 года назад

    Citric acid is definitely not vitamin C dude. 🤦🏼🤦🏼

  • @dogswindowbrewery3932
    @dogswindowbrewery3932 5 лет назад

    Sounds like you could be undecided on that one.

  • @paulhumphries3795
    @paulhumphries3795 3 года назад

    Tequila beer with of course, No Tequila in it...sugared pop with alcohol...😝

  • @lukaswint7067
    @lukaswint7067 4 года назад

    Its amazing this brewery is around. Who the hell buys it twice? Its bloody awful

  • @justsick
    @justsick 5 лет назад

    16 bags of sugar? 😂😂🤣

  • @c.varela
    @c.varela 4 года назад

    Just don't misjudge tequila, cachaça and guaraná because of this disgusting beer. 😂 I don't even get the point of mixing cachaça and tequila together.

  • @michaelmyers9875
    @michaelmyers9875 5 лет назад +1

    Desperados is horrible bought a crate of it years ago drank a mouthful out of a bottle and gave it away .

  • @fabianxmakielkowski369
    @fabianxmakielkowski369 2 года назад +1

    Pierdolisz głupoty, zajebiste piwko