Doctors who Delivered Babies to CHEATING MOTHERS, what happened after? - Reddit Podcast

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  • @amithegenius
    @amithegenius  Год назад +60

    🧠 NEXT AM I THE GENIUS STORY - ruclips.net/p/PL5FcevqxOz5tuU1qghkOUcBqGKHKXHO0f

  • @christinanull5098
    @christinanull5098 Год назад +731

    "NOT THAT BLACK GUY, GO GET THE OTHER ONE!" lmfaooo

    • @FluffRainbowDash
      @FluffRainbowDash Год назад +43

      I lost it too. XD

    • @ZPokemonfanA
      @ZPokemonfanA Год назад +47

      I think I laughed more at this than I should have 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DeidresStuff
      @DeidresStuff Год назад +37

      Being in full labor is one of the few times that it's acceptable to shout that lol

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Год назад +19

      Aboriginals sound like a blast. I'd like to go to a cookout with some.

    • @Dementepr_19
      @Dementepr_19 Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @junko4166
    @junko4166 Год назад +35

    "I'm not the father! I'm just the husband!" I'M FUCKING SCREAMING 😂😂💀💀

  • @Deas-Mhumhna
    @Deas-Mhumhna Год назад +843

    Got to be careful about assumptions. Genetics are one hell of a thing. My brother is the only blond one of our family. You would think mom cheated until you look at my dad's photos and see he was just as blond as well. Over the years his hair darkened to black. My brother's hair has darkened but still has some blond. Genetics is wild and can do some weird stuff. Sometimes, dark skinned mothers with birth light skinned babies. It takes a couple years before the skin begins to darken. Domt always jump the assumption to cheating. Always get a test first.

    • @tricorvus2673
      @tricorvus2673 Год назад +72

      They are indeed amazing. I am F 5 foot zero tall, my brother is 6’4”. But if he squats down a foot, you can see the facial resemblance.

    • @nine9nine9
      @nine9nine9 Год назад +12

      Agreed!

    • @superrainbowpopcorn5453
      @superrainbowpopcorn5453 Год назад +5

      Your in denial lol

    • @jupity
      @jupity Год назад +34

      @@superrainbowpopcorn5453 blond hair can get darker

    • @thebearnose
      @thebearnose Год назад

      Did my man just describe Uncle Ruckus

  • @sherry356
    @sherry356 Год назад +714

    A moment of silence for all the broken guys legally forced to pay for a child that isn't theirs.

    • @sweetnsexcr2727
      @sweetnsexcr2727 Год назад +39

      Never sign the BC until a paternity test

    • @RisinTyson
      @RisinTyson Год назад

      ​@@sweetnsexcr2727should be law

    • @Octavia-l1y
      @Octavia-l1y Год назад +13

      You don’t sign paternity until AFTER birth unless you’re married.

    • @sweetnsexcr2727
      @sweetnsexcr2727 Год назад +3

      @@Octavia-l1y no kidding

    • @RisinTyson
      @RisinTyson Год назад +10

      @@Octavia-l1y that solves nothing

  • @NoSirNotTodayOrTomorrow
    @NoSirNotTodayOrTomorrow Год назад +1075

    A paternity test should be mandatory for every birth, this would smooth things over for everyone involved.

    • @spencerfrankclayton4348
      @spencerfrankclayton4348 Год назад +30

      No, then there will be even less trust.

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 Год назад +205

      @@spencerfrankclayton4348
      Historically, 80% of all women will have had children, whereas only 40% of men will have sired children
      Mandatory paternity tests seem pretty reasonable to me.

    • @QueenAxolot
      @QueenAxolot Год назад +24

      you would shaming those who got artificially inseminated due to infertility. not only that, but how would you deal with single moms where the father is dead or gone and lesbian couples who got artificially inseminated. they should be free at the time of birth for sure, but not mandatory.

    • @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385
      @coupledyetivonvanderburg5385 Год назад +142

      @@QueenAxolot
      How about at least require that if the declared father demands it it must be done? That seems fair enough, surely? As it stands, the mother can completely reject it without repercussion, and the man will still be liable for child support

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Год назад +96

      ​@@QueenAxolot I could understand not making it mandatory in those situations, and even having an opt out form if the mother was assaulted, but too many men have been stuck paying for other men's children unwillingly.

  • @justaperson4065
    @justaperson4065 Год назад +272

    Kind of a twist on this topic, but my husband and I were unable to have children. Like, not unlikely, it was impossible. We had been married 17 years when we tried an FET with a donated embryo at the Fertility clinic. It worked! For those who don't understand, IVF using other women's remaining embryos when they are done building their family. Such an amazing gift! Anyway, so being much older than most first time Moms, c-section was my only choice. Everyone has heard that rare story of switched at birth. We both know it was likely not to happen with us, but just to be sure, we arranged to have our baby at a small rural hospital, and my husband would be with her till I was out of surgery. That way we had eyes on her the entire time, as if something weird happened, there would be no way to trace her genetically to us. Baby was born, she looks like us?! A few hours later we are signing paperwork and birth certificates and nurses are questioning us. "Didn't you say she was a donated embryo?" Yes. But she looks just like us?! How?! That beautiful baby is now a year old, and my husband gets comments all the time about how she looks so much like him, and she does! She even has his birth mark! We are still both just really amazed.

    • @prodigalpriest
      @prodigalpriest Год назад +38

      Nature can be such an amazing b**** sometimes, and at other times truly amazing.

    • @Tottosmile
      @Tottosmile Год назад +22

      This is so beautiful! She was really meant for you

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 Год назад +11

      @@Tottosmile maybe the donated embryo is from one of her sisters

    • @ThePinkDragon
      @ThePinkDragon Год назад +4

      wonderful

    • @CandyHatsuneWolff
      @CandyHatsuneWolff Год назад +1

      I was going to joke that he cheated on you with the sperm bank, but I think that's reversing it. Can somebody help me here?

  • @fu3zy
    @fu3zy Год назад +169

    when my kid was born, I have very blond hair, my wife has very blond hair. our kid had dark hair. the nurses were real quick to explain how blonds can be born with dark hair and it fades over a year or 2. I just smiled and said "I know. it happened to my aunt and uncle too". sure enough my kid is now very lbond

    • @CaliforniaCapitalRefuse
      @CaliforniaCapitalRefuse Год назад +4

      dope

    • @littlesongbird1
      @littlesongbird1 Год назад +4

      they probably saw a of fathers get violent in situations like that. I now both my siblings had dark hair but it late turned blonde.

    • @fu3zy
      @fu3zy Год назад

      @@littlesongbird1 probably

    • @pyro1047
      @pyro1047 Год назад +4

      I was the opposite, I was born with uniform bright blonde hair and noticeably blue eyes. In my 20's now and my eyes are a grayish/greenish(I can't tell which) blue because of small brown flecks in them, and my head and facial hair is a coppery brown with some blond, red, and black in places.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 Год назад +2

      The opposite happened to my folks: they had three kids. My sister? Brown hair. My brother? Black hair. Me? Bright blond. My hair is still dirty blond, lol, but no suspicion about my mother cheating, since… well, I look exactly like my great grandmother.

  • @Old_Toby
    @Old_Toby Год назад +57

    The funny irony behind this is: regardless of the woman cheating or not. If the man asks for a paternity test, the woman will be offended. Even if she knows that's not the persons biological child. If you don't believe me, go to your local courthouse and sit in on family court.

    • @morganyu812
      @morganyu812 Год назад +3

      That's why most men should ask

    • @sweetnsexcr2727
      @sweetnsexcr2727 Год назад +4

      I wouldn’t give a 🐀 tiny heinie if she got upset. That man would be assured of paternity

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 Год назад +12

      - don't ask, just have it done. Or tell her what is also reasonable, that babies have been switched at hospitals before and there is a statistical chance that you got back the wrong little miracle and you gotta do your due diligence!

    • @Old_Toby
      @Old_Toby Год назад +3

      @@Babidi111 aaaaaah! Good strategy

    • @Barlmoro
      @Barlmoro Год назад

      @@Babidi111 this way. let the baby test for you and her with this excuse

  • @ColinTherac117
    @ColinTherac117 Год назад +178

    Stories like these is why paternity tests should be mandatory at birth. Especially before any birth certificate can be signed.

    • @sweetnsexcr2727
      @sweetnsexcr2727 Год назад +7

      100% agree. If I were a man I’d never agree to sign a BC without a paternity test

    • @BrightWulph
      @BrightWulph Год назад +1

      I'd agree, but wouldn't that be a problem for the dads who know they're going to be raising another man's baby? Like in the cases of IVF or a donor?

    • @sweetnsexcr2727
      @sweetnsexcr2727 Год назад +1

      @@BrightWulph ask for a DNA sample of the sample to compare.idk

    • @Barlmoro
      @Barlmoro Год назад

      @@BrightWulph if the use a donor the would have some dokuments from the medical facility where the did it. and if we talk about IVF in most cases the use the sperm and egg from the couple, so an DNA could show a that the IVF clinic f up

    • @anareel4562
      @anareel4562 Год назад +2

      Meanwhile in Tennessee it is mandatory now...

  • @ellerj641
    @ellerj641 Год назад +63

    There was a family that I knew one time. Mom was redhead, father (who was absent) was brunette (from what the mom said), and their daughter had platinum blonde hair. The blonde hair came from her grandmother/great grandmother on her mom's side. It was very interesting to see the mom and daughter together with complete opposite hair colors.

    • @Urolling
      @Urolling Год назад +2

      Yeah it's so interesting. My teacher and her husband are both blond and she had two daughters with very bright red hair and blue eyes. It runs in both her husband and her family for those traits.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo Год назад +122

    Had something sort of like that when my youngest sister was born. She came out a little redhead and my mom freaked out because no one on her side of the family (that she knew, obviously someone somewhere had to have it) had red hair, and she panicked thinking my dad would assume she cheated on him when she hadn't. Turns out my dad's grandma had really red hair until she went gray, so he didn't question it at all and my mom was panicking for nothing.
    EDIT: My mom did not cheat and I know this for a fact. My dad's side of the family is just extremely toxic and was constantly looking for an excuse to get rid of her and they frequently looked for ways to accuse her of cheating. I even asked my dad and even he confirmed that there has never been a moment in his life he ever suspected she actually cheated on him and even told me he once pulled a gun on some family friends who came into our house and accused her of cheating. So kindly eff off and stop accusing my mother of doing something horrible when you don't even know her or my family situation.

    • @CarbonGod666
      @CarbonGod666 Год назад +5

      She was probably panicking for a reason. She probably did cheat

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo Год назад +16

      @@CarbonGod666 I know for a fact that my mom absolutely did not cheat and I'm offended you'd ever even suggest that. She went through an episode when I was born where everyone on my dad's side was convinced I wasn't my dad's because they all hated her and wanted her gone and my uncle's at the time girlfriend was starting rumors that I was actually my dad's friend's because she thought starting drama was funny, and she just didn't want to go through that again.

    • @G1nger519
      @G1nger519 Год назад +3

      ​@@Pipkiablo if she didn't cheat she wouldn't panic

    • @Leavemealoneheh
      @Leavemealoneheh Год назад +20

      @G1nger519 no, she might have panicked because she thought her husband would just leave her, even thought she didn't cheat.
      Stop falsely accusing people you don't know

    • @Leavemealoneheh
      @Leavemealoneheh Год назад +2

      @Pie is better than cake Fight me pie is better than cake👍

  • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
    @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan Год назад +23

    That "get your blood retested" actually is a great idea if blood types don't line up. My son, born type A (at least that's what was on his paperwork). Fast forward to highschool, were he donates blood. He has AB-, rare in our area so he donates often. They're always calling him for more, lol. So. Either my son is a Chimera or someone seriously messed up somewhere at the hospital.

  • @Alex918YT
    @Alex918YT Год назад +143

    I can only imagine what happened to these kids afterwards, growing up and eventually finding out that they were the product of an affair because of their mother’s lust for men other then the one she was with or married to.

    • @karna8658
      @karna8658 Год назад +28

      U see if paternity test is made mandatory, then many men can be saved from emotional and financial abuse.
      But men never fight for their rights.

    • @CarbonGod666
      @CarbonGod666 Год назад +33

      @karna they do. It's just nobody cares about men until they get violent. It's why men only express anger and happiness as emotions because it's the only socially acveptable.ones and anger I'd the only way to catch society's attention as a man. Grow up

    • @pyro1047
      @pyro1047 Год назад +18

      ​@@karna8658 Doesn't help, there are literally entire companies out there who's whole purpose is selling women falsified paternity tests to fool their husbands.
      I know about it because I've literally heard women gloating about using them, and joking about how remorseful their husband's were after they "doubted them" and how they'd do or buy whatever they want to try making up for it.

    • @Rylosalex
      @Rylosalex Год назад

      @@pyro1047
      That's disgusting and vile! Bunch of harpies

    • @MrColdwilliam
      @MrColdwilliam Год назад +8

      ​@@karna8658in France a man performing a paternity test is full blown illegal. Fines and jail time.
      And to say men never fight for rights is to ignore figuratively every public right to exist.

  • @endermenon4836
    @endermenon4836 Год назад +84

    "Who was pregnant 17 times"
    Oh great googly moogly

    • @dcd3lt4
      @dcd3lt4 Год назад +8

      I guess it'll be all googly moogly after the 10th one

    • @thomasshaughnessy1121
      @thomasshaughnessy1121 Год назад +9

      My paternal grandfather was the last of 17 children.
      17 kids over 23 years.

    • @33pandagamer
      @33pandagamer Год назад +2

      I have nine siblings, all of us have the same biological parents. The oldest is currently 23, the youngest is currently 5.

  • @xanimefankingdom659
    @xanimefankingdom659 Год назад +30

    The second story sounds like something straight out of a sitcom lmao 🤣

  • @cyirvine6300
    @cyirvine6300 Год назад +98

    My husband's cousin has coal black hair but in both families definite bright red hair shows up every once in a while
    .Both their kids are red heads! She actually colored her hair red she was so disgusted with people asking about her adoption experience. (Looked awful!)

    • @Urolling
      @Urolling Год назад +5

      Yeah it happened with my teacher too. She's naturally a very bright blond but people kept asking where the red hair came from since her husband and her are blonds. So she dyed her hair. Both her husband and her have redhead grandparents and other relatives that are redheads. 😅

    • @samanthaa.6055
      @samanthaa.6055 Год назад +3

      Ugh.. my mom asked someone how their baby's red hair came about and I was so embarrassed.

  • @poonyaTara
    @poonyaTara Год назад +71

    My husband travels a lot internationally on business, so having the opportunity to create a child is a memorable event. I'm my husband's. He knows it. When I was pregnant for the third time the nurse asked me if I wanted to know when the baby was conceived, and I said no since I already knew when, in what room and in what position the child had been conceived. He, the nurse, ignored me and gave a date... when my husband hadn't even been in the country. To his credit my husband had more sense than to argue with the nurse (unlike me). He just had me visit a different ob-gyn so that doctor could explain that conception dates are guesstimates at best and that the other ob-gyn's nurse had failed to take into account where in the uterus the fetus had implanted. I'm grateful to my husband for knowing who I am and whom I'm not.

  • @LegendStormcrow
    @LegendStormcrow Год назад +20

    I was expecting the "Chinese baby" to have Kabuki Make-up Syndrome. It's an incredibly rare disorder that only has a few hundred instances worldwide (yet 2 were in my city.) It's also often fatal.
    The symptoms of the disease are almond style shaped eyes, Down syndrome levels of intelligence, a cleft palette, short height, and the namesake of the syndrome: red marks around the eyes that resemble kabuki style make-up.
    I know a lady who had a story that sounded similar, except it was a baby girl, and is a teen now. A nurse saw the baby in the NICU and called CPS, not bothering to find out the baby had never left the hospital. The kid was like 4 before she stopped getting "oh, she has a month to live." Then it became 7 years old, then 12, now it's her 30's. The delivering doctor flat out told the mother that in his country they'd let her die. Coincidentally, the guy's name sounded like "Hater."

  • @badcreations9527
    @badcreations9527 Год назад +12

    I love the way he voice he’s uses when he says “Not that black guy the other one!”

  • @that-gay-dork3749
    @that-gay-dork3749 Год назад +48

    I get the feeling the girl who didn’t know she was pregnant and thought she had a UTI gave the kid up for adoption.

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 Год назад +13

      She could have kept it. There was a show called “I didn’t know I was pregnant” and many of them ended up keeping the baby. A lot of times it’s overweight women who already have irregular periods so they don’t notice the changes. Also sometimes when you are pregnant you spot so people mistake that as a period.

    • @Vriappiopoi
      @Vriappiopoi Год назад

      She must have been seriously overweight if she didn't know she was pregnant.

    • @gwenndolyncampbell1560
      @gwenndolyncampbell1560 Год назад +5

      @@Vriappiopoi Not necessarily. Some women carry more towards their back, and if a baby is underweight (not unlikely since she didn't know she was pregnant and wasn't getting specific nutrition) their bumps can be very small, and can be mistaken as a slight weight gain.

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 Год назад +28

    I had an in-law who accused my sister of cheating because the baby boy had blonde hair and blue eyes and the father was of Colombian ancestry and they thought his dark hair and eyes and tan skin was dominant. They failed to look at my blonde, blue eyed sister, the mother! The boy's eyes are now hazel, just like his grandma's (my mom).

    • @littlesongbird1
      @littlesongbird1 Год назад +4

      There are blonde hair and blue eyes columbians! My boyfriend and his ex wife adopted both of their kids from Columbia and his grandson (his son's son) has blonde hair and blue eyes but is otherwise the exact copy of his daddy. I think people forget that Germans fled to Columbia after World War 2 so I have no doubt there is some German Dna in the gene poole there.

    • @RK-cj4oc
      @RK-cj4oc Год назад

      ​@@littlesongbird1Not to mentiom that most Colombias are mutts of spanish

    • @theone8789
      @theone8789 Год назад

      How did that marriage end up? I hope the man stayed and was patient enough to see that he was wrong. Or did they take a DNA test to clear up the whole issue.

    • @jessicajayes8326
      @jessicajayes8326 Год назад

      @@theone8789 They split, the boy is a splitting image of his father.

    • @theone8789
      @theone8789 Год назад

      @@jessicajayes8326 wow that's sad. This would make a great story to post on reddit. Would like to see the reaction of everyone involved when the boy's paternity was no longer in question, especially the dad.

  • @JAYDOG1337A
    @JAYDOG1337A Год назад +27

    Genetics are weird, all four of my older brothers were born blond, but ended having brown hair later on, meanwhile I was born with brown hair and now my hair is easily mistaken for black hair, but is actually a very dark brown.

    • @voidtectonic
      @voidtectonic Год назад

      My siblings who are close in age with me have wavy hair, I do not. And between the three of us and our three youngest siblings, we have dark blonde/light brown hair, and the other three have very blonde hair. Way more blonde than we were at their age. Crazy stuff.

    • @poonyaTara
      @poonyaTara Год назад

      I was born to parents with black and brown hair. My hair went from black at birth to sunkissed blonde and keeps getting darker as I get older. I worked briefly as a geneticist, and the types of trait dominance patterns are so varied that it's impossible to say where a trait might have come from if one hasn't kept records and photos for at least seven generations. My children have lighter hair than my husband and I do. Apparently it looks exactly like their maternal grandmother's mother's hair. I'm glad their great aunt told me because I had forgotten what it looked like.

    • @Gamer_G33k
      @Gamer_G33k Год назад

      Yup. Big sister has curly almost red/brown hair (Irish decent), I have straight brown hair, younger brother has straight brown hair, youngest brother has curly blond hair. Considering we all look like our dad, we know its just genetics gone wild.

    • @MissOnana
      @MissOnana Год назад +1

      I was born with near platinum blonde hair, that has turned to pure black as an adult. Complete 180. Only color I didn't hit was red.

    • @Hadeshy
      @Hadeshy Год назад

      Exact same here. Father with black hair. Mother with brown. We were all blond when toddlers. Now, my brother have brown hair, and I have dark brown

  • @QueenAxolot
    @QueenAxolot Год назад +19

    it took my mom 41 years to learn that she was the result of a 1-night affair. my grandma and her husband were going through IVF at the time and due to my CHEATER GRANDMOTHER "one of the embryos stuck!" My mom was not an IVF baby. how do I know? my Christmas present! it was a 23 and me testing kit. on the relatives page, we found nobody from my non-biological grandpa's side, but we did see many people who had the same last name as, after 1 quick phone call to my grandma, the man that she cheated with! then I went to school with a whole new worldview! YAY!

  • @CasualCasimir
    @CasualCasimir Год назад +4

    “I know it’s possible just improbable”
    This quote defines every story in this video

  • @BarryDonegan
    @BarryDonegan Год назад +9

    I'm half-irish and my half-brother and half-sister are mixed African American & Irish and they came out with blue eyes the same hair texture as myself and kind of a slight tan and they are viral on Tik-Tok with everyone thinking that their mom had adopted them. She actually posted a video of her giving birth to my little brother to prove otherwise which is kind of hilarious. No cheating in this case just a rare genetic combination

  • @AzurePursuer
    @AzurePursuer Год назад +3

    All these stories are precisely why Paternity Tests should be required before signing a birth certificate should happen.
    Also in the case of Story 22, by lying to the patient the way those doctors did, if that father had signed the birth certificate armed with that lie, thats a huge malpractice lawsuit right there.

  • @stampandscrap7494
    @stampandscrap7494 Год назад +56

    As a woman I agree paternity test should be done automatically, would stop men claiming its not their kids once you've caught them having an affair.

    • @Comeonemane1
      @Comeonemane1 Год назад +19

      having a affair is not even remotely equivalent to convincing a man that the child is his , I would rather someone cheat and beat me weekly.
      here in Michigan a married couple legal arrangement -
      woman gets pregnant by the neighbor ? = her husbands responsibility
      man gets a woman pregnant not his wife? = not his wife responsibility.
      also the woman, who has a choice months after the act, can hold the husband & the biological hostage in different ways.
      so even with the barrage of choices after conception the men are held more responsible ( who have NO legal say after conception )
      a woman can convince a mate that the baby is his, he signs BC, if married to her, he is going on the BC no matter what.. later the mate discovers the child IS NOT HIS and contests parasitic slavery in court, and the woman can simply say ' your honor he knew we had a open relationship, so my word against his '
      HER BAD CHOICES = his responsibility
      HIS BAD CHOICES = his responsibility.

    • @morganyu812
      @morganyu812 Год назад +1

      This is by far one of the dumbest comments Ive ever read. This lady obviously eats crayons

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад +3

      Stop having affairs and they'll stop denouncing offspring as illegitimate.

    • @Colton-wz5sh
      @Colton-wz5sh Год назад +9

      Its not the men having affairs, it’s the women. Holy hell how did you mix that up?

    • @stampandscrap7494
      @stampandscrap7494 Год назад +2

      @@Colton-wz5sh because I have never ever had an affair, my ex slept around. Then when we separated claimed our daughter wasn't his, despite her being the spit of him. I peed myself laughing when he said it.
      Jus because some women are unfaithful doesn't mean all are, just because my ex was unfaithful doesn't mean that all men are.
      Stop lumping all men, all women etc.

  • @trevormillar1576
    @trevormillar1576 Год назад +7

    Obstetrician: Now when it's time to deliver, you will be in the same position as when you conceived.
    Expectant Mother: What? Bent double in the back of a Volkswagen?

  • @horizonkage
    @horizonkage Год назад +6

    I know a brown eyed black haird Italian family. Everyone has the beautiful tan shade except the one kid that is blond and blue eyed (same great tan skin). 100% Same father. Apparently the grandfather was blond on the mothers side. Small chance it happens and gets through.

  • @ziggyzap1
    @ziggyzap1 Год назад +21

    "if he won't love me then I'll just take all his money for the next 18 years" God I hate that woman and women like her. Gives me all the more reason to be glad I am gay.

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 Год назад

      Gives me more of a reason to be glad I’m ace

    • @JayLee-bv3vw
      @JayLee-bv3vw 7 месяцев назад

      This is why condoms and sex workers are a thing. Both parties get what they want with no strings attached.

  • @fluffybirdy
    @fluffybirdy Год назад +4

    I'm just reminded of the fact that my mother is some sort of german heritage, my (supposed) dad was scandinavian... and apparently as a baby and toddler I looked like a "blond haired, blue eyed mexican" to quote my mother.

  • @osbornejohnson7919
    @osbornejohnson7919 Год назад +4

    For story 17, even if he breaks up with her, he's probably gonna be paying Child support. Love the BS laws surrounding CS in this country

  • @iononcantomascrivo
    @iononcantomascrivo Год назад +4

    Story number two is so funny and wholesome.

  • @michaeldevlin7747
    @michaeldevlin7747 Год назад +6

    Honestly, men should be able to sue for paternity fraud

  • @simiIMIS
    @simiIMIS Год назад +9

    if i make a baby no matter what colour he is im going to do a dna test you never know

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Год назад +2

      Same for me if I have one, our family is so mixed I wouldn't want my man anything less than at ease knowing he's the dad amidst all the gossip that'll float around.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 Год назад +1

    Story 2 is hilarious, like that's a plot of a sitcom or a comedy movie XD

  • @lool8421
    @lool8421 Год назад +3

    ironic that this vid appeared yesterday... literally happened to my mother a few days ago and the situation in my family is kinda... interesting

  • @Ajg97
    @Ajg97 Год назад +4

    My friend has two kids with her husband. She's African he's Mexican. Both kids came out looking exactly like the dad. The number one thing I kept hearing after the birth was "he can't deny that kid if he tried". The second most common thing I heard was "if those kids hadn't come out of you(my friend) I wouldn't believe they are yours." Genetics are a funny thing

  • @BaneHuntress
    @BaneHuntress Год назад +4

    My dad had very dark hair, brown eyes. my mum had light brown hair, light brown eyes. my other brother, very dark hair, dark brown eyes... me? white blond hair (when I was a baby), blue/grey eyes...
    Everyone asked my dad if I was his. thing is, there were blonds on both side's of the family now and then, I happened to be one of them :P

  • @WiseWordsbyWiki
    @WiseWordsbyWiki Год назад +12

    Story 1: sounds like surprise genes showed up as the mother didn't try to defend or explain, just straight out denial and rejection. The random black guy might be a friend, or even the distant relative that is the source of said genes.
    Also most of these stories so far(on story 16)aren't the dad not being the dad but mix ups, surprise genes, genes skipping a gen and baby look weird when they first come out.

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 Год назад +8

    Yeah, I would never blame a guy for running like hell from that brand of crazy. I only feel bad for the kid being stuck with a psycho mom.

  • @skibopmdada1152
    @skibopmdada1152 Год назад +2

    When I was born, I had pale white skin, straight black hair, and blue eyes. My dad is very black and my mom is french-white with curly hair. eventually my hair fell out and it grew back in curly, my skin gets very dark when it tans, and i have a lot of my dad's features.

  • @coltonsmith3724
    @coltonsmith3724 Год назад +31

    Story 2: “my mother definitely didn’t cheat”.
    Also story 2: “mum began a relationship and she was still married at the time”

    • @UnityAgainstJewishEvil
      @UnityAgainstJewishEvil Год назад +8

      People will go through hell and back to justify why they’re not a 304.

    • @Comeonemane1
      @Comeonemane1 Год назад

      she was oppressed but the boy was not.. lol

    • @gracequach6769
      @gracequach6769 Год назад +2

      I wouldn't call if cheating if the hubby knows and is fine with it

    • @sterlingodeaghaidh5086
      @sterlingodeaghaidh5086 Год назад

      Not cheating, they were separated, meaning they aren’t in a relationship and are only “together” on a legal sense

  • @sara_or_salad
    @sara_or_salad 11 месяцев назад +1

    "NOT THAT BLACK GUY, HE'S NOT THE FATHER, GO GET THE OTHER ONE!!"
    I can't 😭✋

  • @ChechiresWorld
    @ChechiresWorld Год назад +1

    The 2nd Story was so chaotic lmaoo

  • @fishin4bogey
    @fishin4bogey Год назад +5

    Saw an interview on Just Pearly Things. She spoke to a guy who worked at a DNA center, but eventually had to quit. He was burnt out from always breaking bad new to men. Seems that 40% of all the testing they did at this center came back as no match with the fathers.

    • @shelbysycamore637
      @shelbysycamore637 Год назад +5

      Makes sense that the number would be high given it's a place you would only go to rest paternity.

    • @wintersknight8464
      @wintersknight8464 Год назад +6

      It makes sense to me for the number to be high since most people getting paternity tests done do so because they have a reason to suspect they are not the father, then there are also situations where the mother may not know who the father is and tries to get all potential candidates to get a paternity test done. So 40%, although appearing quite high, seems reasonable when factoring this stuff in

    • @Barlmoro
      @Barlmoro Год назад

      @@wintersknight8464 and than think about the dark number of people who had not testet. i read something the line of in a class of 30 shoolkids there are at least 2-3 where the father was not the father and cose of this the do not do the blood stuff anymore there you learn what bloodtype you are and how its toss to you childs.

  • @GrandSupremeDaddyo
    @GrandSupremeDaddyo Год назад +1

    If you ever think someone isn't lying because of how adamant they are, remember woman #1 who told people a child wasn't hers while it was still attached to her.

  • @SamMcCormick-g1c
    @SamMcCormick-g1c Год назад +2

    I have a sort of similar story:
    -
    My mother was in her 30s and my dad who was in his 50s. Got together cuz my sister wanted him to be her new dad. Sissys dad died of cancer and my dad was a good friend of his or my moms (cant remember which). Moved in together. Going great. Well they both were told there's no chance of them having kids. My mom already had a kid, My dad adopted. All his kids were adults. So only kid is my sis. Well eventually my mom got pregnant with me.(the reason? Viagra made him fertile again.) I Was my dad's miracle kid. He loved and spoiled me so much since hed always wanted one of his own blood. So basically when I was in kindergarten or 1st grade kids bullied me into thinking he wasn't my dad that he was too old to be my dad he has to be my grandpa, stuff like that. It crushed me and to make me feel better they got DNA tests to prove he was in fact, my dad. He died of a rare cancer and his body was donated for research. The cancer made his face turn like purple/yellow slowly started on his nose and spread to a lot of his face. I was 10 when it happened, while eating KitKat lol. Crying and eating. I'm okay tho, just wanted to share😂❤

  • @Rabokki
    @Rabokki Год назад

    I’m absolutely dying at the second story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thestreamingone8885
    @thestreamingone8885 Год назад +6

    The guy who was throwing books is very lucky that none of them hit the baby or he'd be going to prison

  • @Youthuba
    @Youthuba Год назад

    This is shameful to listen. No child ever has to go through a situation like that. Imagine picking between different fathers while each one of them are saying "I'm not the father" what kind of degenerate world is that. I feel sorry for kids like that.

  • @SHA_Navneet_C
    @SHA_Navneet_C Год назад +5

    If this ever happened to me I'd end with a life sentence in prison

    • @Princetonian4eva
      @Princetonian4eva Год назад

      Because that’s a logical response. How about just leave? Saves the headache of having to worry about dropping soap on a daily basis

  • @michellebrickner9307
    @michellebrickner9307 Год назад +2

    Not a cheating story, but when I was born, the medical staff began to treat me for jaundice because I was so yellow. It took my parents several hours to get them to understand that I am 1/4 Chinese, not jaundice. My mom says I really didn't even look yellow.

  • @IM-xs3uv
    @IM-xs3uv Год назад

    That first story, I'd have told her "Well that's a divorce" before walking out of the delivery room.

  • @jammyd0950
    @jammyd0950 Год назад

    The riding up that lamp post was clean af

  • @Gabriellaella23
    @Gabriellaella23 Год назад +6

    Im black, my husband is white and our son came out white with a slight tan and has not darkened at all even at 8 years old. He actually is way lighter than when he was born. Still mistaken for white if I’m not around for people to see the resemblance. His hair is a light brown shade just like his dad, but wavy/loose curls. Just because biracial baby comes out as white doesn’t make it not biracial.

  • @Jeff-cg5wv
    @Jeff-cg5wv Год назад +1

    #2 had me laughing 😂

  • @Rylosalex
    @Rylosalex Год назад +1

    The first story: Lady, that baby is YOUR baby...... stop trying to fool yourself...its just sad.

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Год назад +1

    Story #2 is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeowthRocket
    @MeowthRocket Год назад +1

    3:00 I cracked up at the mom voice.

  • @manunuod_ako1766
    @manunuod_ako1766 10 месяцев назад

    Story 2 was quite funny. It's like a prelude to 3 dads abd a baby. Hahaha

  • @Jim87_36
    @Jim87_36 Год назад +3

    Story 2 is friggin hilarious. And would make a great skit similar to "who's on first"

  • @DASR1967
    @DASR1967 Год назад

    “NOT THAT GUY, GRAB THE OTHER ONE”

  • @Toto-95
    @Toto-95 Год назад

    story 2 was amazing 🤣

  • @dogofwar6769
    @dogofwar6769 Год назад

    That second story was absolutely hilarious. XD

  • @mollymolly8882
    @mollymolly8882 Год назад

    When I was born my mother tried to give me back to the doctor TWICE.
    I was born with some minor complications so I was whisked away without my mom seeing me at all, all she was told was where my birth mark was located.
    So when the doctor gave me to my mother she had a very confused look on her face. My mom, dad, and sister all have dark brown/black hair and brown/hazel eyes. I was born with curly blonde hair and intense blue eyes. My mom insisted that I wasn’t her child TWICE but then checked the birthmark and realized I was just an exact copy of her mother (my grandmother) and so I was named after my grandmother. :)

  • @UchuKejiMovan
    @UchuKejiMovan Год назад +1

    That second story WTF 😂

  • @shadesofjade
    @shadesofjade Год назад +3

    I’ve been told by people who do blood typing at blood banks, that type, is as random as your entire genetic background. I’m O- my bio mom is O+ and my dad is AB-. Either bio mom slept with someone else directly related to my dad’s maternal side (I don’t think she met them until after I was born [3 months early] and they were married) as I look more or less like that side of my family, or I just got bio mom type and dad’s Rh factor.

    • @GermaniaImmortalis
      @GermaniaImmortalis Год назад +3

      No Idea what kinda blood bank you’ve visited but while yes there are extremely rare exceptions blood type generally isn’t something that occurs randomly

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Год назад

      That is... that's not how that works. An AB parent *can't* have an O offspring without some freakishly rare and unusually specific mutation that deactivates the allele without resulting in something deleterious.
      I hate to break it to you, buddy, but between the blood type mismatch and your being born early... I'd look into getting a paternity test.

  • @abiola33
    @abiola33 Год назад +1

    Story #1 is wild!
    Story #2 is MAD WILD and funny!
    Story #7 😳😳😳😳
    Story #12 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Story #15 Them grandparents ain't sh!t
    Story #18 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️
    Story #28 👀

  • @IrisAsuras
    @IrisAsuras Год назад +2

    My eldest child looks nordic or something and her -dad and I have dark features but we both have German in our families and some other Scandinavian so recessive genes came out for her. She looks like me with blonde hair, and blue-green eyes.

  • @ManFlatley
    @ManFlatley Год назад

    Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Год назад +1

    Wait a minute, is that footage of Lego Hulk on a flying motorbike?

  • @jaym8988
    @jaym8988 Год назад

    15:38 In case you didn't know, this story is about, "My buddy."

  • @YouthfulPat
    @YouthfulPat Год назад

    bro was flying a bike around the map for 21 minutes lol

  • @Sarah-yd9gt
    @Sarah-yd9gt Год назад

    20:05. There used to be a tort (a legal cause of action) called "criminal conversation" where a jilted husband could sue the other guy for sleeping with his wife. That obsolete tort along with the story at 20:05 are emotional displacement. The wronged person transfers negative feelings away from the culprit because they want to preserve their relationship with the culprit. A child born out-of-wedlock is on the most extreme end, but such emotional displacement occurs more often with less extreme causes.
    It's important to keep in mind if you have a job that exposes you to being yelled at by members of the general public.

  • @nikkivillemaire4855
    @nikkivillemaire4855 Год назад

    I dying over here from the voices the narrator is doing!

  • @imchillingbro
    @imchillingbro Год назад

    13:02 that baby is a living integer

  • @KW-de9sc
    @KW-de9sc Год назад

    Anybody else notice the random shit flying around? Like Tails just flopping around.

  • @FokkeWulfe
    @FokkeWulfe Год назад

    My mother: italian/German, oliveish white skin, brown hair, brown eyes.
    My father: ScotIrish, oliveish white skin, dark almost black hair, brown eyes:
    Me when I was born: blue eyes, platinum blonde hair.
    Genetics is fun.

  • @drakofox2204
    @drakofox2204 Год назад

    Bruh the second one was comical asf 💀🤣

  • @KingLuGaming
    @KingLuGaming Год назад

    Came for the gameplay stayed for the stories. Gamplay nice, stories DAMN

  • @monkeyfacedfred3902
    @monkeyfacedfred3902 Год назад

    Story 2 needs a movie.

  • @kiddextersgodlyadventure129
    @kiddextersgodlyadventure129 Год назад

    Second story made me laugh out loud. That sounds like a sitcom or something

  • @AmondoDazz
    @AmondoDazz Год назад

    Awww that poor Chlamydibaby😢

  • @ravenRedwake
    @ravenRedwake Год назад

    5:02 man, cause who doesn’t love oathbreakers?

  • @Imperatorius45
    @Imperatorius45 Год назад +1

    Men tell the most lies, women tell the biggest lies.
    Chris Rock

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi Год назад +1

    Story 2: Add like two more black guys to this scene and you could make a comedy movie out of this XD

  • @Leavemealoneheh
    @Leavemealoneheh Год назад +1

    My parents are brunettes and my hair is strawberry blonde.
    Thought my mom cheated until I found out my mom used to be ginger and my dad used to be blonde (there are pictures of them when they were kids as proof)

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 Год назад

    That would be all of them. They may not have known.

  • @michaelrichards9150
    @michaelrichards9150 Год назад

    I lost my damn mind at "NOT THA BLACK GUY"
    Absolute Tim Robinson bit

  • @jellybean547
    @jellybean547 Год назад +1

    How stupid is that woman to say the baby isn't hers when it's still attached and everyone saw it come out of her?

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 Год назад

      Lol idk I always joked about these things bc roles can't be reversed. Mommas be like that's not my baby! Like what? The f u mean? C sections are harsh tho. It's just 1 moment you're pregnant, the next you're not. Then there's a baby. Cut out of you. But I do remember w/ my first I was like wow, she's really white. Hair so blond, it's white. But w/ dark blue eyes. I figured my 2nd 1 would have those eyes too. But I always thought that was common w/ newborns. My 2nd is almost 3 mths now. & I guess her eyes r slowly turning browner. But still on the lighter side. 😊 awww I love my munchkin. Intentional smiles now w/ her no teefs baby coos & tiny dimples. I can see her smile in her eyes too. Sigh, welcome to hell my love. Wish she could be innocent forever

  • @TransPrinceMaxx
    @TransPrinceMaxx Год назад

    ...I didn't know a baby could have the clap without being assaulted

  • @crybaby-killa6155
    @crybaby-killa6155 Год назад

    I am a typical Irish Italian American Mutt. None of us look similar, Not even my cousins. Like a litter of puppies lol
    Can't wait to see what my future kid will look like lol.

  • @zitens66
    @zitens66 Год назад

    Don't know if I should tell this one.
    A couple and their kid(14) rush into our hospital. Husband is wearing military fatigues. Wife is in labor and is moved to delivery room. Baby is born and is black. Both dad and son are white with straight black hair. Mom is blonde and very pale skinned.
    Dad looks at the very black baby still attached by the cord shakes his head then looks a his wife who is crying. Only words out his mouth are "just a friendly gardner huh." He reaches down and breaks his wife's neck. He has done that many times with how quick and efficient he did it. It was a very loud snap.
    He walks out the room as doctors try in vain to revive her. He walks over to his son sits down next to him and kisses his forehead. His son looks up and says something like 'I told ya.' With us watching he picks up his phone and said "I would like to report a homicide."
    The local newspaper had the story as "Man murders wife after delivery" for 3 months. Then Trump became president.

  • @overlordmadness1548
    @overlordmadness1548 Год назад +1

    Sometimes the best option is to get a DNA test it can be very surprising.

  • @ninomitchell2039
    @ninomitchell2039 7 месяцев назад

    4:09 believe it or not, I've heard crazier. I heard of these 2 sisters, ones black and the others white with freckles and curly red hair (basically merida). Kicker is, they're twins.

  • @freetobe3
    @freetobe3 Год назад

    My mom's blonde, green eyes, pale skin. When I was born I was quite dark, brown eyes, smooth black hair, the nurses were surprised for a minute until they saw my dad, tanned, curly black hair. I lightened up and the older I got the closer to my paternal grandmother I looked, aside from still very smooth hair.
    My brother is much different and looks, for the most part, entirely like my mom's side.

  • @laurenhenry5671
    @laurenhenry5671 Год назад

    The fact I look exactly like my mom and my sister looks nothing like us, but she’s 100% my sister, just got the rare genes

  • @chenicholls5672
    @chenicholls5672 Год назад

    Listening to this as a black person, I’m both offended and amazed at how many many of these women slept with black dudes or the amount of times people were surprised by the colour of the babies’ skin