Jack Donaghy - Six Sigma Wheel of Happiness Domination

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • Jack Donaghy tackles lifes quest for happiness by applying the principles of his Six Sigma training.

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  • @omnibeet
    @omnibeet Год назад +35

    “I have a problem, and every problem can be solved”
    genuinely a really inspiring line

  • @zhonguocha
    @zhonguocha Год назад +118

    I just learned that “six sigma” is a real corporate training program thing and not just a 30 Rock joke.

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 Год назад +6

      Yeah that always trips me up when I see it referenced in the real world.

    • @Mike-nn3tf
      @Mike-nn3tf Год назад +5

      They also call the people who teach it “Black belts”

    • @juliesmith9949
      @juliesmith9949 Год назад +2

      That’s what made this show so great!!

    • @brentkelly9864
      @brentkelly9864 Год назад +6

      Six Sigma philosophy is no joke responsible for the modern world of consumer products you are likely living in. It's incredibly powerful stuff, necessary for mass producing products that don't fail and harm people. It's easy to make jokes about it because it's so wonky, but it is really, really powerful stuff. It's also way less absurd than what you see characterized in 30 Rock, which is a hilarious episode nonetheless.

    • @nittany272
      @nittany272 Год назад +4

      Not just that, Jack Welch was one of its biggest champions

  • @felipesesoko5256
    @felipesesoko5256 6 лет назад +495

    I came to laugh and now I'm seriously wondering where are all the baby pidgeons, thanks Kenneth

    • @xyzzyxyzzy2
      @xyzzyxyzzy2 5 лет назад +40

      In nests. They don't walk around, they sit in their nest until they are adults.

    • @bkbj8282
      @bkbj8282 4 года назад

      gj you're a simpleton

    • @jamestinsley3110
      @jamestinsley3110 4 года назад

      Felipe Sesoko the sewer gators got thm

    • @TheLastProzacNation
      @TheLastProzacNation 2 года назад +3

      Almost all birds keep their babies in nests until they’re grown enough to fly on their own and leave the nest and by then they don’t look like babies anymore, that’s why you never see baby birds walking around.

    • @roundninja
      @roundninja 2 года назад +4

      It is weird, isn't it? So many pigeons in cities, and I've never seen a baby one. I guess they're in nests, but I don't know where the nests are either

  • @mrcheesesmith
    @mrcheesesmith 3 года назад +77

    That abrupt ending was just perfect.

  • @amynguyen2376
    @amynguyen2376 3 года назад +63

    Part of the wheel is titled just “Hair”

  • @kalkazar13
    @kalkazar13 Год назад +7

    "You string-cheese with a tooth stuck in it"
    30 Rock was such a perfect show.

  • @FailSonOfAnarchy
    @FailSonOfAnarchy 3 года назад +76

    I'm going to live my life by the principle of A.S.S.

    • @JohnSmith-mk1rj
      @JohnSmith-mk1rj 3 года назад +7

      A.S.S. is wise.
      Therefore, I will be a wise A.S.S.

    • @PorkotylerClips
      @PorkotylerClips 3 года назад +4

      Time for an A.S.S. attack…

    • @tweegeTX3
      @tweegeTX3 2 года назад +1

      Do it well enough, Frank, you might just earn yourself an A.S.S. High Order of Life Echievement

  • @billiebeans1618
    @billiebeans1618 3 года назад +42

    OG SIGMA GRINDSET

  • @Blaze0647
    @Blaze0647 5 лет назад +296

    "If I can communicate with you telepathically, do I have a soul?"
    "No. Duh! Into the slaughtering chute."
    Bro, what kinda analogy is this? LMFAO

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 5 лет назад +25

      It's great cause he's crazy enough to think a pig can communicate with him telepathically but not crazy enough to be persuaded into not eating him

    • @lovebus00
      @lovebus00 5 лет назад +8

      I think it is a Charlotte's Web reference

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 5 лет назад +44

      joaquin Or, given all the weirdness around Kenneth, it actually did communicate and he didn’t care

    • @dokfoto
      @dokfoto 5 лет назад +25

      @@casey6556 Knowing he's a Godsend immortal angel, this is the correct answer.

    • @clarencehubert4370
      @clarencehubert4370 3 года назад +7

      @@dokfoto we don't really know whether Kenneth is an angel or a demon

  • @dougburr4192
    @dougburr4192 4 года назад +37

    It always makes me laugh when he is singing in the black choir :)

  • @rottenapple6109
    @rottenapple6109 3 года назад +99

    I worked for the military and federal government for 45 years and there was a time when every agency under the sun was ate up with that six sigma crud.

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge 3 года назад +11

      😂😂. I had to learn that for my engineering degree.

    • @cereal-killer4455
      @cereal-killer4455 3 года назад +8

      It still exists, it’s just broken down into different things now like continuous improvement, 5s blah blah

    • @VoodooV1
      @VoodooV1 2 года назад

      I thought this was just a made up parody thing till my state gov't wasted (and is still wasting) millions of dollars on this cult nonsense

    • @gregory-of-tours
      @gregory-of-tours 2 года назад +5

      Wait, that's not just a thing 30 Rock made up?

  • @untexan
    @untexan 2 года назад +12

    “And if you can, get hit by a car. You get to spend a couple days in the hospital, and they give you soup.”

  • @frostclan19
    @frostclan19 8 лет назад +98

    My computer froze the moment after he says "i am" now Jack Donaghy's smiling face is burnt into my computer screen

    •  6 лет назад +3

      Showing your age there.

    • @djsosonut
      @djsosonut 3 года назад

      Your computer couldn't handle that much epic happiness.

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 2 года назад +22

    What’s funny is if you watch the show in order and that little girl starts walking up you’re like “oh crap, I forgot he had a kid” and then at the end he starts to take off in a boat and I don’t think his daughter is mentioned at all.

    • @Doctor4077
      @Doctor4077 Год назад +2

      I’m guessing when he and Avery split she got custody for week days and he got custody on weekends

  • @pepeknamornik9283
    @pepeknamornik9283 5 лет назад +117

    WHERE ARE THE BABY PIGEONS

  • @prismatism
    @prismatism 6 лет назад +59

    Noooooo, you left out the Salma Hayek scene!

  • @bartonfunk1237
    @bartonfunk1237 Год назад +5

    "...Yesterday I moved Kabletown's customer service to a part of India that has no phones..." ROTFLMAO!!!

  • @joankelly3690
    @joankelly3690 4 года назад +26

    "No, duhh. Into the slaughtering chute."

  • @dogwiththeteeth3135
    @dogwiththeteeth3135 5 лет назад +59

    You string cheese with a tooth stuck in it

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 4 года назад +25

    This and better off Ted had some of the best satire of corporate America. Silicon Valley is pretty good too.

    • @danilejai7801
      @danilejai7801 3 года назад +4

      Ahhhh yes, Better off Ted... gone too soon. 😢

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 3 года назад +1

      There's a name I haven't heard in a while. Yeah definitely feels like Better Off Ted is one of those shows that went on to get 8 seasons and an Oscar in the prime universe and we're in the oddball, 3σ-removed, alternate universe that's still dealing with the bizarre consequences rippling out from its inexplicable cancellation.

    • @adriaanmarais2029
      @adriaanmarais2029 2 года назад

      It walked away, tall.

  • @marcussavina2726
    @marcussavina2726 4 года назад +21

    Lol I've seen this, but this is totally how I quantify my happiness

  • @myztik5716
    @myztik5716 5 лет назад +41

    "Oh that's not a thing."

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 Год назад

    Nice to see Kenneth's old pal the Colonel doing well. ;)

  • @jamesedghill3726
    @jamesedghill3726 5 лет назад +39

    He didn't do anything that resembled a Six Sigma project. Where is the data analysis? Did he even run this through Minitab???

    • @Saxshoe
      @Saxshoe 5 лет назад +7

      Did he even credit Motorola for its creation

  • @Lizzie-ve7kt
    @Lizzie-ve7kt Год назад

    Kenneth makes a good point, where ARE all the baby pigeons?

  • @alanamcconnell2977
    @alanamcconnell2977 8 лет назад +12

    Kenneth is the best

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 года назад

    Best parts are cut out 😩

  • @antonioernesto7892
    @antonioernesto7892 Год назад

    OMGs!!! Where ARE all the baby peagons??!!

  • @jilligan9223
    @jilligan9223 Год назад

    To be fair i pulled an ass and my life improved dramatically

  • @peculiarlittleman5303
    @peculiarlittleman5303 2 года назад +1

    kitten in spaghetti at 00:18

  • @Ares08080
    @Ares08080 5 лет назад +12

    You string cheese with a tooth stuck in it....

  • @Superbl0bby
    @Superbl0bby 3 года назад +1

    ahead of his time

  • @DanteYewToob
    @DanteYewToob 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why did they cut the best part?!
    “Analyze, Strategize, Succeed. A. S. S. I’m gonna crush this problem… with my ASS!” lmao

  • @jthreefingers8445
    @jthreefingers8445 4 года назад +1

    Jack Donnagye us now my idol, too much? My hero. Now I just need a wheel...

  • @MrMuel1205
    @MrMuel1205 3 года назад +4

    Ok, but seriously, where are all the baby pigeons?

  • @c-light7624
    @c-light7624 4 года назад +2

    Baby pigeons....baby...pigeons...🤔 hmm. You done it again, you string cheese with a tooth stuck in it!

  • @brace110
    @brace110 8 лет назад +5

    I asked the question... so I guess I'm not

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 4 года назад +2

    upward spiral? is that even real?

  • @okmega22
    @okmega22 4 года назад +4

    Googles "baby pigeons"

  • @ieatgremlins
    @ieatgremlins 4 года назад +2

    Where’s the Selma scene?

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti 4 года назад +2

    crush the problem with what?

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 3 года назад +3

    Wait... can Kenneth read minds?

    • @GravitasErrant
      @GravitasErrant 3 года назад +2

      Nah, I think he actually ran across a telepathic pig like some Twilight Zone version of Charlotte's Web. That he then slaughtered. Which is funny because he has leftover father issues from eating his father pig . Even the face (sorry for the quality, best clip I could find ruclips.net/video/K_xvXaecSm4/видео.html)

  • @cheeseco2
    @cheeseco2 3 года назад +1

    Look at the wheel

  •  6 лет назад +2

    The g in Donaghy is silent FFS like lasagne.

    • @i.l.l.l.l.
      @i.l.l.l.l. 5 лет назад +14

      It's a running joke lol. He pronounces it with the g to sound less Irish and fit in with the WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants). In Season One Jack's dad corrects him for mispronouncing the family name and calls Jack a "lace curtain half an Englishman" for it

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 5 лет назад +2

      or champagna

    • @becsterbrisbane6275
      @becsterbrisbane6275 4 года назад +2

      No you don't, it's Donna-fee!!! Didn't you listen to his family?!

  • @vonszeilspight3005
    @vonszeilspight3005 3 года назад +1

    Where are all the baby pigeons

  • @Zamerux
    @Zamerux 4 года назад

    Why is Kabletown's "O" a 0 (zero) on the message banner? 1:13

  •  7 лет назад

    Which season is this scene ?

    • @TheodoreBotman
      @TheodoreBotman 7 лет назад +9

      FINAL EPISODE. I SHOUT BECAUSE YOU WROTE THIS MESSAGE LONG TIME AGO

    • @elvis316
      @elvis316 4 года назад

      @@TheodoreBotman What season was that though?

    • @elviratornay2070
      @elviratornay2070 4 года назад

      @@elvis316 7

  • @carlcjjohnson8694
    @carlcjjohnson8694 2 года назад +3

    True sigma, get a woman killed blame it on the gun

  • @jasonchui7256
    @jasonchui7256 2 года назад

    The ablaze iris computationally back because trade formerly paste for a deranged expansion. honorable, determined quince

  • @kevinstapp328
    @kevinstapp328 3 года назад +1

    1:58 Wait a second, Jack is Catholic.

  • @eyidjf99
    @eyidjf99 3 года назад +1

    Its extra funny watching this. Anti gun comedian kills a person with a gun, lol

    • @Ruby-eq1qg
      @Ruby-eq1qg 3 года назад +4

      How’s that funny