Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Challenge (Warning: Intestinal Exorcism Guaranteed)

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    After reading the reviews on Amazon.com about the terrifying toilet nightmares that people have experienced from eating HARIBO sugarless gummy bears, the L.A. BEAST in the name of human science, decided to see what would happen if he ate the entire 5 pound bag. THE WORST DECISION OF THE L.A. BEAST'S LIFE!! Below are some facts about this tasty treat:
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Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @kiloyardstare
    @kiloyardstare 3 года назад +11901

    That horrifying moment when you try to vomit up 5 lbs of sugar-free gummy bears to get some relief and nothing but liquid comes up. The seething gelatinous mass now seeks a different exit.

    • @joshuakuehn
      @joshuakuehn 2 года назад +725

      Sounds like an SCP lmao

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 2 года назад +1

      Imagine a horde of Brown Bears bombrushing your B hole. Thats it.

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 2 года назад +141

      @@joshuakuehn wtf it does 🤣

    • @Fr0m
      @Fr0m Год назад +234

      I don't know if its the fact that I haven't slept in 24 hrs, or the fact that it's 2am or both, but this has to be my favorite comment on all of youtube. Someone get this man a nobel peace prize

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Год назад +2

      O

  • @joyce_rx
    @joyce_rx 5 лет назад +6412

    THIS MAN CLEANED OUT HIS COLON BY EATING CANDY! DOCTORS HATE HIM

    • @LoveDoesConquerAll
      @LoveDoesConquerAll 5 лет назад +59

      Lmfao great

    • @chalcedonyclapper1216
      @chalcedonyclapper1216 5 лет назад +18

      Yes

    • @Das_Gnuli
      @Das_Gnuli 5 лет назад +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carlosmatos9848
      @carlosmatos9848 5 лет назад +193

      ONE SECRET THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANYS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

    • @Giggiyygoo
      @Giggiyygoo 5 лет назад +87

      All it needs is a clickbait thumbnail with a giant arrow pointing at nothing

  • @SenpaiLuna
    @SenpaiLuna 4 года назад +2132

    There's no toilet paper because this requires a shower.

    • @SenpaiLuna
      @SenpaiLuna 4 года назад +19

      @Scrap Baby LMAO 🤣

    • @Guillotines_For_Globalists
      @Guillotines_For_Globalists 4 года назад +15

      1/2 bag I used 6 rolls of Kirkland Signature's good stuff.

    • @Gamma7DroidSecurity
      @Gamma7DroidSecurity 3 года назад +4

      Ayyyy, 420 likes

    • @SenpaiLuna
      @SenpaiLuna 3 года назад +4

      @@Gamma7DroidSecurity lol I didn't even realize my comment had this many likes 💯

    • @Jericho297
      @Jericho297 2 месяца назад +3

      A shower and a good cry at the same time.

  • @WolfireGaming
    @WolfireGaming 6 месяцев назад +1630

    10 years later and this video is still peak artistic mastery.

    • @twicevelvet-
      @twicevelvet- 6 месяцев назад +12

      I don't know about y'all but this shit 11:27

    • @dementus420
      @dementus420 5 месяцев назад +1

      Truly.

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 4 месяца назад +7

      i saw him drink a gallon of expired chunky milk and i almost puked too

    • @valakemedia
      @valakemedia 4 месяца назад +3

      bravo vince gilligan

    • @Chrnan6710
      @Chrnan6710 3 месяца назад +6

      "It feels like Mount St. Helens just exploded from my ass"

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 5 лет назад +8755

    The good old days of RUclips where you could shit on camera and still be monetized

    • @kingbooger3032
      @kingbooger3032 5 лет назад +64

      SmellTheL 💀💀💀

    • @Tenacityyy
      @Tenacityyy 5 лет назад +146

      Yeah the good old times

    • @FuckFascistYouTube
      @FuckFascistYouTube 5 лет назад +37

      Yeah you said this in your other comment

    • @Xheyl
      @Xheyl 5 лет назад +23

      When i go to the trend section i only see shitting session on camera...

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 лет назад +9

      Scott G. With a name like SmelltheL; what do you expect?

  • @michaelcroteau5919
    @michaelcroteau5919 2 года назад +7053

    “This is worse than drinking the 3L bottle of olive oil.” Is an under rated line.

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 2 года назад +366

      It honestly perfectly sums up the entire channel really well lol

    • @emperror85
      @emperror85 Год назад

      First he's shitting oil, and now he's shitting gas. Very noble of him to try to single-handedly replace Russias energy export!

    • @rissx
      @rissx Год назад +180

      For some reason I'm still laughing about "my teeth feel dry"

    • @christianjocson5509
      @christianjocson5509 Год назад +69

      He said it casually though and I was like “bruh?”

    • @dogwoodfan777
      @dogwoodfan777 Год назад +5

      WOOOOOOOooooooo!!!

  • @marcremi3907
    @marcremi3907 5 лет назад +6375

    I know it’s an “old” one, but I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. I’m sitting here in tears at my desk while trying to compose myself before teaching my next class. Thank you LA Beast. You have my sub for life.

  • @andisteel
    @andisteel 8 месяцев назад +2553

    do u think he looks at gummy bears 10 years later and shivers

    • @evanmarschand9930
      @evanmarschand9930 7 месяцев назад +97

      That's like me with tequila

    • @antoniodecarlo3069
      @antoniodecarlo3069 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@evanmarschand9930😂😂😂

    • @SouthParkStudio
      @SouthParkStudio 6 месяцев назад +24

      Me but with cough syrup

    • @blobtheblobfish339
      @blobtheblobfish339 6 месяцев назад +76

      LMAO he liked this

    • @Doofindork
      @Doofindork 6 месяцев назад +59

      Fun fact, they stopped selling the sugarfree gummy bears, discontinued because of the whole trend and reviews that said they were so laxative. 😂

  • @NaughtyKlaus
    @NaughtyKlaus 7 лет назад +8010

    I just watched a guy gain 5 pounds in an hour, then he lost 10 pounds within 30 seconds. I think he's dead. What's wrong with me.

    • @santananunez2765
      @santananunez2765 7 лет назад +18

      A7Tek. Lololololo lolol

    • @ethandenis5650
      @ethandenis5650 7 лет назад +7

      lol

    • @goldenwolf2462
      @goldenwolf2462 5 лет назад +24

      That is so true I’m scared to eat gummy bears now

    • @isaiah7106
      @isaiah7106 5 лет назад +37

      Golden Armor 27 It’s the sugar free gummies that do this.

    • @RareEpicness
      @RareEpicness 5 лет назад +38

      Isaiah he also *ate an entire bag*

  • @aaronkendrick462
    @aaronkendrick462 5 лет назад +3526

    I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. It sounded like a dragon being shot out of your rear end.

    • @angiehoney81
      @angiehoney81 5 лет назад +79

      XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD it sounded like a bomb went off down there

    • @andygozzo72
      @andygozzo72 5 лет назад +46

      @@angiehoney81 DIY colon cleanse 😜

    • @Shinpew
      @Shinpew 5 лет назад +60

      Its 3am and im choking from laughing so hard at people being in pain

    • @andygozzo72
      @andygozzo72 5 лет назад +7

      @@Shinpew 😈😈

    • @andygozzo72
      @andygozzo72 5 лет назад +31

      i had gastro enteritis for nearly 2 weeks a few years back, gut ache then violent anal explosions pebbledashing the toilet every 3 hours or so... my hole was not surprisingly red raw..... you wouldnt think a human being could produce as much gas as i was 😲...

  • @smokedscorpionV1
    @smokedscorpionV1 6 лет назад +4930

    That is quite possibly the most violent sound of ass ripping that I have ever heard.

    • @nothin1456
      @nothin1456 6 лет назад +144

      ClayMoore hahahhaha. TBH it was sort of glorious lollll

    • @cleverpun5824
      @cleverpun5824 6 лет назад +108

      @@nothin1456 that's why they I call it "the glory hole"

    • @afterburner8083
      @afterburner8083 6 лет назад +13

      Yes, simply wonderful!

    • @Akerfeldtfan
      @Akerfeldtfan 6 лет назад +75

      It has to be fake. It would have to be earth shatteringly loud for it to be recorded that loud from so far from the laptop. That said, who cares, it's still funny as all hell

    • @jackfraggy8669
      @jackfraggy8669 6 лет назад +82

      Akerfeldtfan wellit was 5 lbs of laxatives

  • @mortal1997
    @mortal1997 5 месяцев назад +442

    It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
    After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
    My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
    And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
    "What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
    As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
    I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
    "I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
    The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
    After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
    It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
    By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
    By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
    I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
    At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
    I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
    It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
    After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
    I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.

    • @comet6885
      @comet6885 2 месяца назад +36

      This beautiful comment deserves WAY more praise, I can't even imagine the relentless inferno you must've felt

    • @killak2death
      @killak2death 2 месяца назад +20

      ​@@comet6885i died and went to heaven reading this, funny, yet tragic stuff. 😂

    • @Zaltic
      @Zaltic 2 месяца назад +17

      I hope you pursued a career in writing

    • @e.l.studios455
      @e.l.studios455 2 месяца назад +31

      Why hasn't this masterpiece of a amazon review not been turned into a proper copypasta yet?

    • @aastavchoudhary
      @aastavchoudhary 2 месяца назад +4

      Man, you english is so effulgent lol

  • @cj4ever_
    @cj4ever_ 5 лет назад +1482

    The short amount of time it takes to position the camera at the perfect angle and then go puke is impressive

    • @matthewtarleton6305
      @matthewtarleton6305 5 лет назад +119

      Don't forget that shit shot

    • @chargemankenia
      @chargemankenia 2 года назад +34

      He's a professional

    • @yonimillan1419
      @yonimillan1419 2 года назад +8

      His at pratice lol his gone to the bathroom to either shit or throw up multiple times lol his a beast!

    • @johndunn7733
      @johndunn7733 2 года назад +3

      @@matthewtarleton6305 even more impressive imo

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 2 года назад +2

      He has considerable experience

  • @Mister_B_
    @Mister_B_ 9 лет назад +4609

    Best part is that there's no toilet paper

    • @lovergirl5013
      @lovergirl5013 9 лет назад +131

      he never has toilet paper lol

    • @dervoss3841
      @dervoss3841 9 лет назад +289

      you better take a shower after something like this anyways... :D

    • @kristi9643
      @kristi9643 9 лет назад +61

      I thought the same exact thing! "Hey! Let's do a challenge to prove something gives you the shits! Nah, I don't need any toilet paper!" Wow. Just wow.

    • @osamabinladen9274
      @osamabinladen9274 9 лет назад +179

      No shit came into contact with his ass due to the sheer force of the explosion. He may want to check his lower back however...

    • @literallynob0dy
      @literallynob0dy 9 лет назад +6

      Ahahahahaha

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 3 года назад +7372

    Skittles: "Taste the rainbow."
    Haribo: "Sh*t the rainbow."

  • @MegaChorro123
    @MegaChorro123 Год назад +539

    I come back to this every now and then 😂. “It feels like Mt. Saint Helens just exploded from my ass.” is one of the greatest lines ever spoken by humanity

    • @catfight8197
      @catfight8197 Год назад +6

      Name checks out

    • @kittygirldracon914
      @kittygirldracon914 Год назад +4

      Best quote ever Im dead 💀

    • @politecat4236
      @politecat4236 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think of that line on many bathrooms visits to this day

    • @uglybassterd1
      @uglybassterd1 6 месяцев назад

      Also noteworthy is just before he said that he also preformed one of the most vicious screams to ever have ripped from a butthole known to mankind!

  • @RipTard
    @RipTard 10 лет назад +4015

    He was out of toilet paper, LOL!

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice 6 лет назад +166

      RipTard Where we're going you won't need toilet paper.

    • @angiebeattie4113
      @angiebeattie4113 6 лет назад +22

      ronindebeatrice falsehood where we are going we need ten pounds of toilet paper

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 6 лет назад +39

      Just have a shower or use your hand and the sink
      Save earths last forests

    • @dELTA13579111315
      @dELTA13579111315 6 лет назад +30

      >your hand and sink

    • @ThePOSM
      @ThePOSM 5 лет назад +20

      when he looks and realizes 😂😂

  • @persadPopara
    @persadPopara 6 лет назад +1786

    Toilet has left the chat

    • @IIlIIlIIlII
      @IIlIIlIIlII 6 лет назад +8

      server****

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 6 лет назад +4

      lol 😂😂😂😂💩💩💩💩🚽

    • @arvil4202
      @arvil4202 5 лет назад

      W

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 5 лет назад +5

      Lol this comment is hilarious. It probably didn't want to deal with the Beast's "shit" anymore and made him suffer without it inside the bathroom.

    • @Bill-bj9fn
      @Bill-bj9fn 5 лет назад +1

      You have no mutual servers

  • @christianrobloxserver7282
    @christianrobloxserver7282 5 лет назад +623

    Next up on Chubbyemu:
    "a man ate 5 pounds of sugar free gummy bears. this is what happened to his brain..."

    • @aryooon1493
      @aryooon1493 5 лет назад +11

      I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS LOOOOL

    • @seeboone2434
      @seeboone2434 5 лет назад +2

      literally was about to comment this

    • @thicccolas4908
      @thicccolas4908 5 лет назад +11

      Honestly at this point I don’t think anything can kill the beast

    • @foalscompass4739
      @foalscompass4739 5 лет назад +3

      👏 😂😂😂 i hope everyone gets this amazing reference

    • @MWash-yr1xe
      @MWash-yr1xe 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao I think that with half of these crazy good challenges!!

  • @CMBGAMER2018TV
    @CMBGAMER2018TV 9 месяцев назад +409

    The pain he goes through just to entertain us. Mass respect.

    • @coolmane76
      @coolmane76 9 месяцев назад +2

      Hey dude! This video is 9 years old!!

    • @CMBGAMER2018TV
      @CMBGAMER2018TV 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@coolmane76 I know

    • @Aydenzhere11
      @Aydenzhere11 8 месяцев назад

      @@coolmane76now 10

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 3 месяца назад

      And..he also still does it

    • @lainiwakura666
      @lainiwakura666 2 дня назад +1

      @@coolmane76still holds up. Wait ..im sorry, your comment is 8 months old!

  • @dannyholley
    @dannyholley 10 лет назад +861

    Eats the entire bag, projectile vomits, gets explosive diarrhea, and bemoans the challenge as the worst thing he's ever done in his life, but still gives the product 3 out of 5 stars on his Amazon review. Mad respect.

  • @Troshock
    @Troshock 8 лет назад +300

    I have only watched half of the video, but from what I can see people are eating a small handful of these and getting diarrhea. And he has eaten like 50 handfuls of them, each being giant handfuls. So according to my calculations. And some math.
    HE SHOULD PUKE HIS GUTS OUT

  • @Elasterid
    @Elasterid 7 лет назад +2981

    My recommended videos are never going to recover after watching this.

  • @johnzimmermann2953
    @johnzimmermann2953 8 месяцев назад +113

    Wow. Television has come a long way.

    • @LABEAST
      @LABEAST  8 месяцев назад +59

      Have a good day John

    • @thepimmser2610
      @thepimmser2610 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@LABEASThow was the excorsism

  • @ryanreynolds7310
    @ryanreynolds7310 Год назад +2605

    The fact he keeps some distance between his mouth and the toilet so we can see the color of his vomit is COMMITMENT TO THE ART

    • @ЛйлиТеоьДворянство
      @ЛйлиТеоьДворянство Год назад +89

      I really like the "picking up the camera and placering it" part. The whole thing is gold

    • @goldenkiwinyc7748
      @goldenkiwinyc7748 Год назад +66

      You know, I feel like there’s something wrong with the impulse to go like “hey guys watch me puke” yet something g even worse about the fact that I watched it and found it very satisfying.

    • @William_Webber
      @William_Webber Год назад +1

      i call it experience lmao

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant Год назад +1

      @@ЛйлиТеоьДворянствоif he was really that ill, he wouldn’t be able to place his camera / laptop correctly while being ill. I call bs.

    • @cheesesouls5149
      @cheesesouls5149 11 месяцев назад +29

      @@AmyAberrant100% not staged I’ve watched enough of his videos to know he doesn’t do that

  • @dailyedgar1013
    @dailyedgar1013 5 лет назад +1377

    "A man ate 5 pounds of sugar free gummy bears, this is what happened to his colon"

    • @douglasthompson1724
      @douglasthompson1724 5 лет назад +148

      "KS is a 34 year old man, presenting to the emergency room with nausea, altered mental status, and explosive diarrhea."

    • @mutated__donkey5840
      @mutated__donkey5840 4 года назад +138

      @@douglasthompson1724 his condition is called "acute hyper-sugar-emicgelatinizedbearshitemia". acute meaning no history of disease, hyper meaning high, sugar-emic meaning sugar free, gelatinizedbear in reference to gummy bears, and shitemia meaning presence in shit. High sugar-free gummy bear presence in shit.

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat 4 года назад +23

      This comment and replies are so perfect

    • @lunamooncat7926
      @lunamooncat7926 4 года назад +20

      To all the repliers of this thread: I love you guys dearly for writing this

    • @alexandersteiner9212
      @alexandersteiner9212 4 года назад +23

      This thread is possibly the best thing I've seen in the RUclips comments. Ever.

  • @Gemidori
    @Gemidori 5 лет назад +1625

    "I can't make it." - the last words that tarantula heard

  • @PrismaticFitness
    @PrismaticFitness Год назад +405

    I visited America a couple weeks before this video came out. I thought I had a parasite, I legitimately ate the whole bag over 2 weeks and never realised why my ass needed a priest every single day. It was a horrible experience but thinking back.. I’m so proud of myself. I just wish this video came out a little earlier.

    • @HKim0072
      @HKim0072 8 месяцев назад +15

      Haribo Gummi bears / gummi candy has always been my go to candy back in the day. Thank god I didn't care about sugar in candy back then (even though I switched to Coke zero, Vitamin Water zero and chewed sugarless gum).

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 7 месяцев назад +4

      What was your favorite restaurant you had while here?

    • @abigailseals8950
      @abigailseals8950 4 месяца назад +1

      This has me cackling 😂😂😂

  • @climberis1
    @climberis1 8 лет назад +527

    My girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me today. This video surprisingly brightened up my day, thanks

    • @tinoleo1818
      @tinoleo1818 8 лет назад +28

      Goddamn that's heart-breaking, don't worry man there's plenty of fish in the sea to go fetch.

    • @blopenshtop
      @blopenshtop 8 лет назад +51

      Hey man, now you can spend your money on 5 pounds of gummy bears

    • @MissionCow1
      @MissionCow1 8 лет назад +2

      +Ben Bowker genius

    • @TrentonBlessWrestlemania489
      @TrentonBlessWrestlemania489 8 лет назад +7

      That sucks, mate. There's always gonna be someone out there. You'll find her. For now, just enjoy L. A. Beast have the bowel exorcism of a lifetime in the name of science.

    • @themarveldcfan3463
      @themarveldcfan3463 8 лет назад +1

      Trust me, pal, you're not the only one who has his heart broken.

  • @skuddingomcwinters6119
    @skuddingomcwinters6119 5 лет назад +1668

    "this is worse than when I drank the three liter tin of olive oil"

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 4 года назад +43

      I can see a mythos forming

    • @Shrek-ly8bk
      @Shrek-ly8bk 4 года назад +19

      I can see a mythos forming

    • @3pac357
      @3pac357 4 года назад +19

      I can see a mythos forming

    • @Opticheli
      @Opticheli 4 года назад +15

      I can see a mythos forming

    • @mgpmisterk2322
      @mgpmisterk2322 4 года назад +15

      I can see a mythos forming

  • @MrRamen-ov8zk
    @MrRamen-ov8zk 8 лет назад +3237

    found a new Halloween candy to give out

    • @caiterbunch3932
      @caiterbunch3932 7 лет назад +275

      This is why trick-or-treaters need to have their candy checked.

    • @allisonnn_xo
      @allisonnn_xo 7 лет назад +26

      Mr. Ramen 😂😂😂 Good idea!

    • @EpicLollipop
      @EpicLollipop 7 лет назад +127

      are you the devil?

    • @joshkanawite7646
      @joshkanawite7646 7 лет назад +40

      Mr. Ramen, you're the best. Thank you for your service.

    • @danieltykyson8327
      @danieltykyson8327 7 лет назад +116

      ok Satan let's take it down a notch sweetie.

  • @Haddley333
    @Haddley333 11 месяцев назад +50

    Man that ass rip at the end was so severe his colon must have warped light speed into another time zone

  • @Ronan.O
    @Ronan.O 3 года назад +3372

    “This was worse than when I drank a 3 litre tin of olive oil”
    Me: You did what???

  • @Oblivinati
    @Oblivinati 8 лет назад +1658

    The real terror of the Gummy Bear challenge started when he realized the toilet paper roll next to him was out.

    • @denniskugler9904
      @denniskugler9904 8 лет назад +3

      Lmfao i cant breath 😂😂😂

    • @foxdeity5122
      @foxdeity5122 8 лет назад +5

      it really is the best comment ever XD

    • @XCI5ION
      @XCI5ION 8 лет назад +1

      +Oblivinati not really, eating all that gelatin would make him constipated if anything

    • @LoopStricken
      @LoopStricken 8 лет назад +38

      +XCI5ION These things contain a chemical laxative. Ain't no constipation to be had.

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 8 лет назад +17

      +Loop Stricken It's not actually a laxitive in the strictest sense. It's a type of sugar alcohol called xylitol which is not broken down by the human digestive tract, but intestinal bacteria go absolutely nuts with it. The end result is the same as eating a lot of prunes.

  • @alejandrochongcuy9190
    @alejandrochongcuy9190 8 лет назад +567

    HOLY FUCK That diarrhea sounded like an orchestra performed at Hell!

    • @parkerbarrow3846
      @parkerbarrow3846 7 лет назад +4

      Alejandro Chong Cuy Oh god what am I getting into!

    • @Rosesorace
      @Rosesorace 7 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Chong Cuy no Godzilla XD

    • @TherianFucker
      @TherianFucker 3 месяца назад

      at-most lol

    • @akualung
      @akualung Месяц назад

      This must be how the sirens from the Titanic sounded seconds before the iceberg impact.

  • @conrad9398
    @conrad9398 5 месяцев назад +57

    I’m never upset when this video shows up still 10 years later. Absolute classic. Tasteful acoustics of absolutely ripping it on the toilet. S tier

  • @konnergilbride1285
    @konnergilbride1285 6 лет назад +609

    Legends say that to this day you can still hear the shitstorm echoing over the mountain tops

  • @patrickwade2654
    @patrickwade2654 4 года назад +758

    “God have mercy on my soul”.
    More like god have mercy on my hole...

    • @Metalora
      @Metalora 3 года назад +11

      God have mercy on my sides! Hahahahahahaha!

    • @mariaq8087
      @mariaq8087 3 года назад +2

      😅😅😅😅

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 3 года назад +2

      Nice 😎

  • @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154
    @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154 9 лет назад +762

    taste the rainbow, shit the rainbow!

  • @jackiespaceman
    @jackiespaceman 4 месяца назад +41

    I’m homeless and have had a pretty tough day with people hassling me. Then I sat down to watch this guy for hours and smoke weed and now life isn’t so bad

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 4 года назад +711

    This guy: * eats an almost lethal amount of gummy bears *
    The music: do do doo

    • @garygray1130
      @garygray1130 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @cienfu_egos
      @cienfu_egos 2 года назад +46

      It's the music. It's always the music that does it for me. Like you're listening to this spiritual, deeply peaceful music while watching this agonizing man explosively vomit his intestines out.

    • @KSE828
      @KSE828 2 года назад +1

      I know I’m late, but it’s “perspectives” lol.

  • @user-qk3vo7tp1h
    @user-qk3vo7tp1h 3 года назад +2796

    I love how even though he went through all of that, he still gave it three stars on Amazon.

    • @abdullaalsaleh
      @abdullaalsaleh 3 года назад +41

      PIERRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @user-qk3vo7tp1h
      @user-qk3vo7tp1h 3 года назад +65

      @@abdullaalsaleh Abdulla, what the hell? How'd you even know it was me, this is my other account?

    • @abdullaalsaleh
      @abdullaalsaleh 3 года назад +29

      @@user-qk3vo7tp1h Your uploads gave it away.

    • @AH-lx5nj
      @AH-lx5nj 3 года назад +2

      @@user-qk3vo7tp1h ?

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 2 года назад +116

      @@user-qk3vo7tp1h the reunion of the century

  • @movadopika
    @movadopika Год назад +579

    An all time classic! Let's not forget the finer details in the finale: the Glade air fresher in the window sill, the horrified spider on the counter witnessing the explosion, the empty toilet paper role and alas the movement of the shower curtain from the shockwave, bravo!

    • @magpie467
      @magpie467 Год назад +40

      LMAOOO THE SHOCKWAVE

    • @Hyuin휴인
      @Hyuin휴인 5 месяцев назад +16

      Never noticed the shockwave but daaaamn this is so funny 😂 Genius hides in the details

    • @vincentbanksjr.7509
      @vincentbanksjr.7509 5 месяцев назад +4

      U should have more likes wellsaid

  • @entrapta8049
    @entrapta8049 8 месяцев назад +37

    I feel so bad for that tarantula in the bathroom, I bet it's glad that it has no olfactory cavity; either that or it has no idea what that thunderous vibration in the air was 😂

    • @HighBeanz
      @HighBeanz 2 месяца назад

      🎉✋️💪 fellow she ra enjoyer spotted!!!

  • @debkatz41
    @debkatz41 3 года назад +7191

    As a grandmother well into my 60s with my glass full of wine and my curiosity at a 100 on a scale of 1 to 50, I am left speechless with awe and respect, sir. Bravo. Also, call your mother, or someone, so she knows you're all right. Hugs

    • @dallaswiller
      @dallaswiller 3 года назад +257

      I love you!... you're a good mom

    • @MrFreefonix420
      @MrFreefonix420 3 года назад +224

      7 years late but I like the thought lol

    • @DJSLANKMAN
      @DJSLANKMAN 3 года назад +18

      @@MrFreefonix420 hahah

    • @YnrTy18040
      @YnrTy18040 3 года назад +88

      Awe, your so wholesome. You sound like my grandmother. Hope you are doing alright!

    • @dustydew
      @dustydew 2 года назад +5

      I hope she's still alive

  • @1y2r1
    @1y2r1 8 лет назад +595

    I've been on the planet for 21 years. I've heard some sounds in my life. I've also had my fair share of violent shits. But that sound and catastrophic shit at 13:02 is THE most incredible and rewarding piece of audio I've ever had the privilege of listening to. For that, I and the L.A Beast community thank you. Bless

    • @sammistatik
      @sammistatik 8 лет назад +53

      That was beautiful

    • @annabeck5016
      @annabeck5016 8 лет назад +48

      I can't breathe oh my god these comments

    • @BridgetteKitten
      @BridgetteKitten 8 лет назад +36

      That's my new ringtone for whenever I get a text

    • @1y2r1
      @1y2r1 8 лет назад +10

      A month later and it just keeps getting better. Absolutely... Fucking... Glorious

    • @Emeraldeize
      @Emeraldeize 8 лет назад +2

      +1y2r1 what keeps getting better?? the poops??

  • @cbros5977
    @cbros5977 5 лет назад +579

    I feel light-headed I might have to take a break, *grabs another handful*

  • @cheezkid2689
    @cheezkid2689 Год назад +61

    the best part about this is that the human stomach can hold up to about 4 pounds of food so he actually risked potentially severe physical harm by eating the whole bag, though i assume by now his stomach is made of titanium and can handle anything

    • @Tre_Vor194
      @Tre_Vor194 9 месяцев назад +7

      Matt Stonie and Joey Chestnut have eaten 20 pounds of Japanese curry rice, even beardmeatfoods does huge challenges like 10-12 pounds each week. But yea that is proper food I guess, gummie bears is almost poison at that amount

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@Tre_Vor194 those guys train themselves to do that, though. they're professionals. LA beast isn't.

    • @TaylorMade223
      @TaylorMade223 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@cheezkid2689 they may be pros, but L.A Beast is a legend 😎

    • @tightbhole420
      @tightbhole420 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@cheezkid2689you watch this video and tell me he isnt a professional

    • @cheezkid2689
      @cheezkid2689 6 месяцев назад +1

      @tightbhole420 well, he's definitely a pro at it, but professional eater implies he partakes in organized events and competitions. he's definitely a pro in the sense that he's at least got balls

  • @awkwardguy8238
    @awkwardguy8238 7 лет назад +4209

    One of the reviews, "I brought two bags of these to my son's school for their Harvest party because of the new sugar free and healthy eating initiatives. All appeared well. The kids were thrilled to have something that wasn't carrot sticks or clementine pumpkins. Within a few minutes the munchkins had polished off the first bag and were tearing into the second.
    We started bobbing for apples and playing haunted house bingo. Twenty minutes later the kid in the purple monster costume started growling. It turns out it wasn't his voice, but his stomach. The teacher asked my son to walk the child down to the bathroom, so I followed them into the hall. The child's zipper appeared to be stuck and could not be budged. Suddenly the floodgates opened and hot gravy began pooling around the monster's shoes.
    I told my son to get help. As he turned around to head back into the classroom, he slipped in the sludge, ironically soiling his Winnie the Pooh costume. Meanwhile, two more afflicted children were on their way to the restroom and tripped over my son in their panicked pace.
    As soon as Elsa smelled the putrid fumes, she began to vomit in Rapunzels hair. At this point another parent rushed into the hallway with a desperate Minion. She took one despicable look at our situation and ran back into the room.
    I followed them in an effort to recruit assistance. And that is when I witnessed something that will haunt me forever. Children were screaming. The teacher was holding a storm trooper as he stood helplessly in the room's only trash can. The apple basin was filled with a rancid smelling rainbow stew of partially digested hummus, veggies, apples and bears.
    Unfortunately the school does not have windows that open, and a mom was spraying autumn leaf freshener in a futile attempt to cover the stench. At that point the school secretary made the announcement that students should line up in the hallway for the pumpkin parade around the school.
    As the neighboring classrooms entered the hallway, the smog hit their nose and they began to run. Several second graders slipped in the remaining smears in front of our door. More retching resulted in further contamination of our only exit.
    We desparately attempted to evacuate the room before more student evacuated their pants. Two of us placed plastic shopping bags over our hands like gloves and passed children through the doorway and over the worst of the wreckage.
    It was decided that the best course of action at this point was to enact an early dismissal and allow parents an opportunity to take students home. Because the disaster originated in our room, students were quarantined in the gym and not allowed to ride the bus.
    Our school was closed for two days as kids were tested for a norovirus. Multiple visits to doctors confirmed the same causation. Irritable bowels from ingestion of sugar substitutes. Fortunately the children recovered quickly than I did. Forget haunted houses. I pass out every time I see a gummy bear." Edi,t Thanks for 100 likes Edit, Wow 200 likes

    • @IsaacESFR
      @IsaacESFR 7 лет назад +287

      Ryan K How this story has only reached 9 likes? This is pure gold

    • @awkwardguy8238
      @awkwardguy8238 7 лет назад +83

      Batu's Monk Took me awhile to find this

    • @IsaacESFR
      @IsaacESFR 7 лет назад +64

      Ryan K To find what?
      edit: Nevermind, you got the story from the reviewers

    • @awkwardguy8238
      @awkwardguy8238 7 лет назад +14

      American Sheepeople Why

    • @IsaacESFR
      @IsaacESFR 7 лет назад +8

      Ryan K Don't bother, just mean people

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 10 лет назад +653

    13:02 the force of his dump was so powerful it moved the shower curtain 💀

    • @pedomahmut
      @pedomahmut 10 лет назад +24

      lol indeed

    • @brianheath959
      @brianheath959 10 лет назад +49

      It was glorious in every way. XD

    • @rucu8311
      @rucu8311 10 лет назад +11

      lol!! that plus the video made myu day :):)

    • @fernandomcc7954
      @fernandomcc7954 10 лет назад +25

      I never noticed that LOL!!!!

    • @0xEARTH
      @0xEARTH 10 лет назад +43

      This comment wins the Internet,

  • @kate.marsh.
    @kate.marsh. 8 лет назад +1203

    I just watched a guy puke out gummy bears, my boredom level has really spiked today

  • @andrewpeters4642
    @andrewpeters4642 11 месяцев назад +38

    The fact that there is an empty roll of toilet paper just makes it all more hilarious. So many gems in this video

  • @thesnake023
    @thesnake023 6 лет назад +1037

    Your candy shouldn't come with a warning label or dosing instructions..
    Instructions: eat only 15 gummies
    L.A. Beast: *eats 15 hundred gummies

    • @praxiseffect1402
      @praxiseffect1402 6 лет назад +7

      Yassss lmao

    • @diversekino
      @diversekino 6 лет назад +24

      praxis effect never say “yassss” again

    • @xandror
      @xandror 6 лет назад

      I wouldn't eat more than a pound of these in a day.

    • @domino6490
      @domino6490 5 лет назад +3

      Warning: This product contains chemicals that can cause AIDS in California.

    • @penzildude111
      @penzildude111 5 лет назад

      Tank The Rewind we could use 15 hundred more users for this project!

  • @berd3307
    @berd3307 7 лет назад +196

    "It was like funneling Niagara Falls through a coffee straw..."

  • @LPDarkSoulsHD
    @LPDarkSoulsHD 10 лет назад +141

    The sound of you shitting your guts out made me laugh so hard my sides literally had a ripping pain surging through them for about 20 minutes. You. Are a fucking riot. This is grade A entertainment right here.

  • @ChromeSalvationBMX
    @ChromeSalvationBMX 9 месяцев назад +39

    The jaw strength needed to achieve such a feat 😂😂😂
    A small bag makes my jaw hurt and my stomach rejects it almost immediately 😫

  • @Polarbtw
    @Polarbtw 4 года назад +1916

    homie has no tp. the best part is when he makes eye contact with the tp

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 года назад +32

      I know bruhh I was dying 🤣🤣

    • @NightshadowZX
      @NightshadowZX 4 года назад +43

      That double take got me. What went through his head at that moment...

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 года назад +1

      @@NightshadowZX 🤣🤣

    • @96blocks
      @96blocks 4 года назад +27

      The gummy bears cleaned his butt while making it dirty, simple

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 года назад +3

      @Super Smash Flash 2 Beta Complete Soundtrack heyy y'all I found this do freaking funny 🤦🤣

  • @omegav2626
    @omegav2626 9 лет назад +1039

    Not my proudest fap

    • @toastygoasty1635
      @toastygoasty1635 9 лет назад +58

      that's literally made me laugh harder than anything else today. RIP in peace my sides.

    • @NoName-mr4lr
      @NoName-mr4lr 9 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @omegav2626
      @omegav2626 9 лет назад +1

      ***** probably i watched that shit alot awhile ago

    • @thetravinator934
      @thetravinator934 9 лет назад +1

      +Tehnanners09 Gooby, pls

    • @omegav2626
      @omegav2626 9 лет назад +4

      thetravinator9 fak u dollan

  • @e-ratic8568
    @e-ratic8568 4 года назад +953

    L.A. Beast: "this is the dumbest thing I ever done"
    Me: "sees next video"
    "Drinking a gallon of Tabasco sauce"

    • @doody4335
      @doody4335 4 года назад +19

      I just got done watching him drink a gallon of spoiled milk! Hahaha

    • @roberthuffines4492
      @roberthuffines4492 4 года назад +18

      The fact that he almost consumed the whole jug though

    • @PvzLovesMinecraft
      @PvzLovesMinecraft 3 года назад +1

      He should eat compost with worms in it

    • @brandonhill3283
      @brandonhill3283 3 года назад +1

      "This is even worse than the 3L tin of olive oil." LA Beast

  • @C45p3r
    @C45p3r Год назад +2

    "Intestinal Exorcism" wasn't an exaggeration. Holy fuck!

  • @DeadCrescendo
    @DeadCrescendo 9 лет назад +423

    I warned you about the bears bro.
    I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BEARS

    • @Vraybeans
      @Vraybeans 9 лет назад +1

      +Anna Simon I warned you about the mayor..

    • @Vraybeans
      @Vraybeans 9 лет назад

      +Billy Bob-Joe I warned you about the hairs

    • @Vraybeans
      @Vraybeans 9 лет назад

      +Billy Bob-Joe I warned you about the flares

    • @joeysgrimybum9151
      @joeysgrimybum9151 9 лет назад

      +Ryan Vrabel i warned you against the bears

    • @Vraybeans
      @Vraybeans 9 лет назад

      +Paul Duncan u warned you about the snairs

  • @TheGrandmaster1
    @TheGrandmaster1 5 лет назад +1376

    *If this is the first time you've tried these candies, we recommend 1/4th of a serving size.*
    LA Beast: I'm Gonna Eat the Whole Bag!!
    That's why we love him.

    • @james64ibm
      @james64ibm 5 лет назад +18

      Some might argue that that's about a quarter of a serving size for him ...

    • @BadenRL
      @BadenRL 5 лет назад

      101st like

    • @cryojudgement2376
      @cryojudgement2376 5 лет назад +1

      Hes not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

    • @Mandalore06
      @Mandalore06 5 лет назад +1

      That moment had me in stitches! His delivery was perfect.

    • @zachbaldwin2296
      @zachbaldwin2296 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂 I am crying laughing haha

  • @AloisNL
    @AloisNL 8 лет назад +119

    13:01. the curtain moved LOL look in the Mirror, how hard did he push LOOL

  • @sleepless_160
    @sleepless_160 7 месяцев назад +11

    12:54 the kind of shit I be having when there‘s guests over 😭😂

    • @steriskyline4470
      @steriskyline4470 7 месяцев назад +1

      Every.damn.time. 😂 even when it feels like a 1 plop and gone poop.

  • @TCP2k10
    @TCP2k10 3 года назад +926

    that can of air freshener on the window ledge is like "why do I hear boss music playing right now..."

    • @ritamajumdar3759
      @ritamajumdar3759 3 года назад +11

      Lmfao

    • @Ayden1400
      @Ayden1400 3 года назад +6

      LMFAO SO TRUE

    • @randomshittutorials
      @randomshittutorials 3 года назад +17

      I was laughing at the video, then multiple comments buttered me up but when I read this comment I laughed harder than I ever laughed in my entire life.

    • @Swifty878
      @Swifty878 3 года назад +10

      I feel bad for that tarantula...

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 2 года назад +2

      "Welp, gotta work overtime"

  • @payno20
    @payno20 10 лет назад +168

    Why do companies make food like this, it's so half-assed. "Yeah we finally made sugar free gummy bears - that taste near enough the exact same" "That's great" "But, they can give you chronic and explosive diarrhea - with intestinal cramping and rectal bleeding" "Oh just put a warning on the back, I'm sure it'll be fine"

    • @DidierSachsCorporation
      @DidierSachsCorporation 10 лет назад +11

      Diabetes or diarrhea? Obvious choice.

    • @FP541
      @FP541 10 лет назад +22

      Well they don't expect someone to eat the whole bag in 70 minutes.

    • @ryanwickman8757
      @ryanwickman8757 10 лет назад +1

      Albert DiJoseph i'll take diabetes over diarrhea

    • @980username
      @980username 10 лет назад +7

      Ryan Wickman so youd rather a life threatening disease, (not a disease i know. i dont care either.) over the shits?

    • @lMrFresno559l
      @lMrFresno559l 10 лет назад +7

      FP541 You dont have to eat the whole bag. Eat 2 small hand fulls and you are done.

  • @EAPvideoz
    @EAPvideoz 10 лет назад +312

    At my next birthday party, I'm going to have a bowl full of them and watch as people grab handfuls of them. Lol

  • @dr.options
    @dr.options Месяц назад +2

    The cramping man this man felt must have been just behind childbirth for women! What a trooper!

  • @BassAsLeaders
    @BassAsLeaders 8 лет назад +559

    "this was a stupid idea" well no shit

  • @SammyAlt
    @SammyAlt 5 лет назад +1539

    13:01 Atom Bomb dropped on Nagasaki, 1945, Colorized.

    • @J9993x
      @J9993x 5 лет назад +22

      Hiroshima

    • @SammyAlt
      @SammyAlt 5 лет назад +31

      @Star Cannon No, I mean colorized

    • @user-ju9cm5ff3g
      @user-ju9cm5ff3g 5 лет назад +17

      It is actually Hiroshima and Nagasaki look it up

    • @SammyAlt
      @SammyAlt 5 лет назад +27

      @@user-ju9cm5ff3g that was 2 seperate bombs, this only happened once in the video.

    • @user-ju9cm5ff3g
      @user-ju9cm5ff3g 5 лет назад +2

      Samuel Alt I know but I am saying

  • @xxgremlinsxx
    @xxgremlinsxx 8 лет назад +250

    13:11 That spider is just like "Why human... Why must you make these noises"

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 8 лет назад +10

      The spider must have thought it was a thunder storm! lol

    • @eddiexander7970
      @eddiexander7970 8 лет назад +12

      +Chestosneako Inc He's seen lots of raging shitstorms.

    • @squidzkin
      @squidzkin 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @jtsharkey83
      @jtsharkey83 8 лет назад

      Where is it

    • @squidzkin
      @squidzkin 8 лет назад +3

      +Jayjay
      the bathroom counter

  • @silviono.s
    @silviono.s 2 месяца назад +11

    I’m just now discovering this guys videos. I’m really treating these decade old videos like brand new drops😂

  • @starstrudel8417
    @starstrudel8417 5 лет назад +353

    What a legend. Whenever I hear these stock musics in other videos, I always remember the Beast, first and foremost.

  • @mats34
    @mats34 7 лет назад +316

    Did I just watch a guy vomit and take a shit
    What has my life become

  • @Socom2SoLid
    @Socom2SoLid 6 месяцев назад +6

    Eating A LOT of gummy bears is no joke. My friend had a giant 5lb bag of gummy bears from Sam’s club in the early 2000s. We were playing mortal kombat on ps2 all day long. There was 3 of us, and we didn’t finish the bag. To this day, apart from having swine flu in 2008, I have never felt so bad. It’s no joke.

  • @vitaminsherbert
    @vitaminsherbert 5 лет назад +453

    Is it bad that the sound of his ass exploding made me laugh uncontrollably?

    • @germanjerk3070
      @germanjerk3070 4 года назад +6

      Nope... absolute natural

    • @Smiley-Coyote
      @Smiley-Coyote 4 года назад +16

      Joseph Rodriguez I would be concerned if you DIDN’T laugh at that.

    • @m6v108
      @m6v108 4 года назад +4

      yes

    • @TinyRoseTamer
      @TinyRoseTamer 4 года назад +1

      Seeing his pet tarantula next to him during the shit explosion made me laugh!! Poor dude...

    • @Chillbear47
      @Chillbear47 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, it indicates that you have a mentality of a 5 year old.

  • @southcentral_5306
    @southcentral_5306 5 лет назад +388

    *recomends 1/4 serving size*
    La beast: I’m gonna eat the whole bag

    • @martinpleau5388
      @martinpleau5388 4 года назад +2

      legend

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 4 года назад +3

      Sugar-Free Gummy Bears: I’m bout to end this man’s whole career

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 4 года назад +1

      He ain't called La *BEAST* for no reason

    • @ac-130fan
      @ac-130fan 3 года назад +1

      “these edibles ain’t shit” moment

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 6 лет назад +287

    While, there it sat, next to the Beast himself...
    *An empty toilet paper roll.*

    • @toxiclunch
      @toxiclunch 5 лет назад +10

      Good thing the shower is right there.

    • @bababooey3023
      @bababooey3023 5 лет назад +8

      toxiclunch wait what

    • @nruth633
      @nruth633 5 лет назад

      @@bababooey3023 logic

    • @kekeruus
      @kekeruus 5 лет назад +3

      Oof

  • @bytemevv-4616
    @bytemevv-4616 6 лет назад +673

    Gummis expands in the stomach... It must feel Haribo

    • @prodLa_
      @prodLa_ 6 лет назад +17

      I see what you did there lol

    • @khofosho1
      @khofosho1 6 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cleverpun5824
      @cleverpun5824 6 лет назад +7

      Kids and grownups love it so!

    • @prodLa_
      @prodLa_ 6 лет назад +5

      clever pun what a clever pun!

    • @cleverpun5824
      @cleverpun5824 6 лет назад +3

      @@prodLa_ thank you!

  • @scvnthorpe__
    @scvnthorpe__ 8 лет назад +201

    13:02 That diarrhoea sound is amazing

    • @LeigonX
      @LeigonX 8 лет назад +8

      +CPphazor Glad I'm not the only one that thought that...

    • @daneulaz6320
      @daneulaz6320 8 лет назад +1

      Ikr XD

    • @1y2r1
      @1y2r1 8 лет назад +29

      +TH3 3L1T3 literally the most incredible sound ever! What a privilege to listen

    • @JonSnowIII
      @JonSnowIII 8 лет назад +1

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! XD

    • @JonSnowIII
      @JonSnowIII 8 лет назад

      1y2r1's comment had me spitting the coffee all over xD

  • @speauks_4667
    @speauks_4667 4 года назад +186

    It’s like watching dumbledore being force fed curse water from half blood prince

    • @killerdoughnut7233
      @killerdoughnut7233 3 года назад +9

      The gummy’s are worse lol

    • @vintagehawk1613
      @vintagehawk1613 3 года назад +2

      I’m done lol

    • @josephamendolea3431
      @josephamendolea3431 9 дней назад

      the real reason Dumbles was so weak after all that....that wasn't nightmare potion it was liquid maltitol 😛

  • @fairweathertrains3029
    @fairweathertrains3029 14 дней назад +3

    Bi-monthly pilgrimage to the gastrointestinal exorcism. Love you Beast!

    • @picturesr2
      @picturesr2 14 дней назад

      4 min ago

    • @dippy5431
      @dippy5431 14 дней назад +2

      @@picturesr2three of us just stood up at the same time to watch this guy

  • @repedevesperia4048
    @repedevesperia4048 8 лет назад +155

    I'm not sure which is better, the video or the comment section XD

    • @jasperthedog8585
      @jasperthedog8585 8 лет назад

      I don't know which to fap to!

    • @vgxld8383
      @vgxld8383 8 лет назад

      +jasper the dog both

    • @jasperthedog8585
      @jasperthedog8585 8 лет назад +1

      Thefirstpersonplayer Fps agreed!

    • @rebelbelle1039
      @rebelbelle1039 8 лет назад +4

      both

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 8 лет назад +16

      Check out the other reviews on Amazon. I never laughed so hard in my life. Especially the descriptive review by
      Christine E. Torok. I felt like I was going to, throw up, die, or go insane from hysterical laughter.

  • @tymetalheadjohnson2667
    @tymetalheadjohnson2667 6 лет назад +395

    Reads the side affect
    I’m gonna eat the whole bag lol.

  • @MrSockez
    @MrSockez Месяц назад +2

    the good old days when labeling something as a challenge was an actual challenge and not some dumbass trend everyone and their grandmother could do in their sleep

  • @PascCraft
    @PascCraft 10 лет назад +149

    That toilet has seen some shit man

    • @n4mesis486
      @n4mesis486 10 лет назад +25

      More than it would have liked to see

    • @UNREAL8745
      @UNREAL8745 10 лет назад +20

      Its the poor spider who has to witness it all though

    • @linkinpark12ism
      @linkinpark12ism 10 лет назад

      ha ha! i see what you did there.....

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 5 лет назад +946

    I still love to come back to this. The pure force of the stream of shit and the fact that there’s no toilet paper on the roll make me cry laughing 😂 you truly are f’ing nuts and I love ya Beast 👍🏻

  • @Cap34567
    @Cap34567 3 года назад +404

    7 years later and I’m still coming back here to watch Beast blast a hole through his toilet.

    • @melaninmoxiellc963
      @melaninmoxiellc963 Год назад +14

      And with no toilet paper on the roll!

    • @gameringdudeguy1126
      @gameringdudeguy1126 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@melaninmoxiellc963you don't even need it with how fast it comes out, like a bullet leaving no trace of exit/entry

    • @jonahbrown5669
      @jonahbrown5669 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@gameringdudeguy1126You think his shit was solid?
      He blasted diarrhea and probably coated the walls of the toilet bowl

    • @bigpumba1484
      @bigpumba1484 7 месяцев назад

      Come watch it again lol

  • @Gravy1255
    @Gravy1255 2 месяца назад +3

    My friend had Sugar free gummies at our D&D session and I ate like the whole bag.... it was like a 1lb bag. I was dying on the toilet. I'm no stranger to spicy food wrecking my stomach but that was awful. I had no idea why either.

  • @gbreeze99
    @gbreeze99 5 лет назад +552

    So I had a small package of sugar free gummy bears today, and I thought about this video. I was like "But he ate 5 lbs I should be okay" Nope. I'm purging from both ends and want to die.

    • @pongopea
      @pongopea 5 лет назад +36

      is it that bad even on small portions?

    • @ConnyBaby
      @ConnyBaby 5 лет назад +177

      Havel Yeah no it’s fucking terrible. I had about like half a pound about 2 years ago. I ate them at like 9pm. About half an hour later I felt like I had to shit, so I went to the restroom. I then proceeded to destroy the toilet until around 1 or 2 in the morning. By that time I was completely drained of energy and was loopy and I had vomited multiple times just from the force of trying to push out my shit. I ended up stop shiting at like 3am. I took a cold shower and then slept for like a whole ass day. I couldn’t eat anything without feeling really sick and for a while I was genuinely scared every time I felt like I had to shit. I know some people may be interested to eat these and see if they REALLY WORK but don’t . It’s not worth it man, it just sucks. 10/10 prank tho

    • @pongopea
      @pongopea 5 лет назад +47

      @@ConnyBaby holy fuck, dude, that is one hell of an experience, even worse, i have type 1 diabetes, so the only type of gummy/gummi bears i can eat are these

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c 5 лет назад +34

      I've eaten an entire bag of those things and I don't shit my brains out like everyone else, I'm confused

    • @RogueShadow11375
      @RogueShadow11375 5 лет назад +34

      stupid universe 731C the bag says MAY CAUSE A LAXATIVE EFFECT not WILL CAUSE A LAXATIVE EFFECT.

  • @l4nternz
    @l4nternz 7 лет назад +128

    History will never know what he did. No one will ever learn the truth.
    His story, his anal debriefing... will endure only in your heart.
    Everything he did, every one of those hell bears he ate, he did for his country. He sacrificed his bowels and his honour for his RUclips subscribers.
    He was a real hero. He was a true patriot.

  • @Superintendent_ChaImers
    @Superintendent_ChaImers 5 лет назад +1343

    You know who the real unspoken victim in this video is? That poor tarantula forced to be in a cage in that bathroom.
    The horrible things that poor spider smells.
    One like to pay respect to that poor spider.

    • @sethwoodworth3210
      @sethwoodworth3210 5 лет назад +17

      Spiders suck

    • @SatansFire
      @SatansFire 5 лет назад +60

      @@sethwoodworth3210 you suck

    • @sandrokobulia9100
      @sandrokobulia9100 5 лет назад +13

      F

    • @benlinus6679
      @benlinus6679 5 лет назад +2

      True hahaha

    • @Mikepun51
      @Mikepun51 5 лет назад +22

      If you watch at the end, the top handle moves down a little bit. The force of the poop caused a little Earthquake.

  • @LizardsAreScary
    @LizardsAreScary Год назад +3

    “See the rainbow, puke the rainbow, s**t the rainbow”
    -Me
    August 3, 2023
    lol

  • @kelseydovel1381
    @kelseydovel1381 7 лет назад +788

    Some say he sat on that there toilet for 8 hours
    And....
    Well....
    Others say he never left

  • @diamondstar1200
    @diamondstar1200 6 лет назад +319

    That was possibly the most cataclysmic shit ever taken in the history of mankind. Thank you for cheering me up.

    • @luturnix7567
      @luturnix7567 5 лет назад +1

      Search up cataclysm in geometry dash xd

    • @weirdsubsoil5505
      @weirdsubsoil5505 5 лет назад +2

      Mark Cannon I haven’t even gotten to the good part but this comment made me laugh

    • @nkextrask.f.4839
      @nkextrask.f.4839 5 лет назад +1

      I don't think so. One time, I had diarrhea for 1 week straight. My mother had me go on a temporary diet of non-acidic foods and I was better than ever within 3 days. Some time later, I had the same issue, but this time, I was like, "Fuck it." and took some Kaopectate. It worked overnight.

  • @zurkeydurkey
    @zurkeydurkey 2 года назад +1451

    It is a damn shame the sugar-free Haribo gummy bears no longer exist.

    • @queenlk198
      @queenlk198 2 года назад +80

      T
      Oh trust me you don't want them

    • @zurkeydurkey
      @zurkeydurkey 2 года назад +291

      @@queenlk198 but...in the name of human science

    • @The_Tech_Priest
      @The_Tech_Priest 2 года назад

      @@queenlk198 when you girl cheats it's perfect

    • @chaotf
      @chaotf 2 года назад +98

      Eat expired ones and nothing will be different except you see rainbows

    • @zurkeydurkey
      @zurkeydurkey 2 года назад +59

      @@chaotf you find me a link to one and I will livestream my suffering.

  • @danielrichard4987
    @danielrichard4987 11 месяцев назад +12

    I must admit when humanity is long gone but one single video of evidence for our existence remained...this would be well representative of what happened to us no matter what the actual cause was.

  • @systemofaslipstatic
    @systemofaslipstatic 4 года назад +431

    The music he always plays. Almost make u feel sad for him eating all this weird amounts of food

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 года назад +8

      I know what the heck 🤣🤣

    • @crecy_
      @crecy_ 4 года назад +17

      And it’s like the most calming music

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 4 года назад +2

      @@crecy_ me too bit at the Same time it gets me emotional and I don't even know why

    • @michaeljaeschke1649
      @michaeljaeschke1649 4 года назад +3

      It reminds me of the title menu of Viva Pinata

    • @flangdiddly7104
      @flangdiddly7104 3 года назад +5

      @@havilavi472 your witnessing a beautiful work of art beyond our mortal comprehensiom, that's why.

  • @slasher323
    @slasher323 3 года назад +455

    Haribo: “only start with 6”
    LA Beast: “im gonna eat the whole bag 😸”

    • @hellosuir
      @hellosuir 3 года назад +20

      (2 hours later)
      "(Sounds of death)"

  • @SupermarketSweep777
    @SupermarketSweep777 8 лет назад +136

    That spider has to be like one of those Anti-Vets that go "I've seen things man. Would not recommend them man."

    • @1JCee1
      @1JCee1 8 лет назад +35

      I've seen things...Terrible things... Things no spider should have to see.

    • @jaghies4769
      @jaghies4769 7 лет назад

      QuietMikeIsQuiet p

    • @ledfloyd9035
      @ledfloyd9035 7 лет назад +9

      SupermarketSweep777 the horror... The horror

    • @cosmicleo3671
      @cosmicleo3671 5 лет назад +1

      I lived in this house with a guy nicknamed the LA Beast. Liked him for a bit. One day he brought a bag of mysterious candy. Little did I know the candies would be my undoing. Laxative gummy bears, they called them. Horrible weapons. He ate 5 pounds of them. Went into the bathroom. Was never the same again. I was traumatized. I have nightmares each and every day. I smelled it and saw it. I nearly lost consciousness. And that was the day I finally decided to be ready for anything. Now I tell my wife and children overseas if they see their human owner grab a bag of these human “treats” to run for their lives. For no creature, not even a spider should suffer the stuff I went through that day, -Signed, Jerry, a veteran tarantula spider