i just saw her in concert in january at her first arena tour, i am so immensely proud of kacey and her journey from this talented young woman playing a local stage to the absolute superstar playing entire arenas. i have never looked up to or been inspired by anyone more than her. 💗
I can totally relate to this song, a few years ago I let a girl stay in my house for 3 days and she stole half of my clothes. Don't understand what possesses people to be such dicks when you go out of your way to help them.
Sorry for all the misspellings below. I had a "girlfriend" steal all of my prized possessions when I was in 2nd grade like my favorite Barbie and worst of all my baby pearl ring my father gave to me when I was born, I believe in Karma
I'm just seeing this for the first time. I love that she called the thief out by name!! Go Kacey!!!
This song deserves to be on the next album, or maybe on a deluxe version of "same trailer different park" Its so catchy.
Breath of fresh air, Wonderful lady
i just saw her in concert in january at her first arena tour, i am so immensely proud of kacey and her journey from this talented young woman playing a local stage to the absolute superstar playing entire arenas. i have never looked up to or been inspired by anyone more than her. 💗
This is hilarious! She is so talented. About all this 63 rock and roller has listened to for the last few months...
her lyrics are always so clever!!
LucyRaitt indeed
LucyRaitt I thought the same thing! And her math is right!! Haha love it 😂
Love this chick and I love her tunes! Whoooot! Keep rockin it country girl :)
I absolutely love the snark and sass in this song!
Wish she’d put this on one of her albums!
PURE COUNTRY HEAVEN THANKS KACEY FOR CHAINGING COUNTY MUSIC TO THE REAL REALITY OF MEAN PEOPLE
8 years later she wins the Grammy for Album of the year!
"You'd just better hope bad karma ain't a bigger bitch than me!"
I love Kacey :D.
Love it!!! Go Kacey!!!
This song is AMAZING.
I wish she still released music like this.
This song perfectly describes a situation I just recently got out of! Love this song!
Wonder if she got her stuff back. Kayce's beauty, talant and loving fans is something this girl cannot steal.
I'd love to hear this on one of her albums.
Still waiting for this song to come out on Spotify
First time I heard this song and its already one of my favourites:)
Funny song and enjoy watching and listening.
1:14 she actually gives her the middle :)
....and all of her music!
She's just awesome!
Lol I love this woman.
she's the best.
I'm officially in love!
shes awesome
So legit. Amazing Writing.
She's flipping the girl the bird and each finger is 20% because 20x5=100%.
Thank you!
Muy Americana 😂
Hell Yeah.... This girl is smokin...
Make that SUPER MEGAFORCE smokin hot for 10 percent off! Ha ha!
LMAO! I freakin love this girl!!
Bigger bitch than me?! I'm speechless after I heard that.
Love that East Texas accen
Kacey
Five Finger Discount sung by Kacey Musgraves made me laugh out of bed. That's too bad!
I can totally relate to this song, a few years ago I let a girl stay in my house for 3 days and she stole half of my clothes. Don't understand what possesses people to be such dicks when you go out of your way to help them.
I can’t tell you how many times I have let people in my house over the years and they stole from me.
Looking to buy this song and can't find it help
I genuinely thought this was going to be a Choking Victim cover, but I’m still satisfied.
Jesus_the_frog42 lol, my friend’s the original bassist for that band and I expected the same thing
So real.
Imagine finding out someone has wrote a song about you only to find it's all about you being a thief.
Ouch
Sorry for all the misspellings below. I had a "girlfriend" steal all of my prized possessions when I was in 2nd grade like my favorite Barbie and worst of all my baby pearl ring my father gave to me when I was born, I believe in Karma
Too funny!!
I love the woman who left the previous comment
nice hummingbird
That is quite clever haha.
What does she mean by 5 finger discount and here's 20% off?
I don't know. I'm still laughing about it.
5 finger discount means she stole it. 20% off of 5 fingers is one finger, aka her middle finger.
She's giving her one finger. The middle one. :P 1/5 = 20%
Ended with screw you😆
Selena Trujillo! Stealing a Jesus necklace. Shameful! ;)
Selena Trujillo, girl you are cursed, seek redemption immediately 🙏🏻
means you steal someting
Something has the letter H between the letters T & I.