It's 100k a year. The masses are just going to have to put up with seeing my sweaty, pale folds for one second a month. And think about it.. if you're out shopping or in church or a job interview or some "worst case scenario" like that and the person in front of you suddenly appeared naked for a second and then when you looked again was clothed as normal, would you be like "hey! You've been willingly indecent in public!" to the person, or just be like "I need to get more sleep" to yourself?
Lets say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay, lets even say I am in a barbie world. Right, so in this scenario I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination, you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
if i became naked for only 1 second, surely i can just gaslight people that they're going insane. because if i saw someone naked for 1 second i would assume I'm going crazy tbf
Sharks are basically just big sea dogs, they wouldn't hurt you unless given a reason to. Sure their bite is much more deadly but you'd probably be unharmed in shark infested waters. Edit: Also imagine if you learnt every language and suddenly you find out there's aliens because you can speak their language.
I mean yeah but they also use their mouths to explore things and accidentally hurt people because of that. Like it's usually fine when a dog does it because they're relatively small but when a massive animal with big ass teeth bites that's gonna be so much worse
@Elliotshmelliot You'd still probably be fine. Especially for 30 seconds, if you were dropped into the ocean and made a splash you'd almost definitely be fine.
I also wonder if language includes whatever animals speak. And if that would include additional abilities, like not drowning while you speak with the whales underwater or hearing high frequencies that human ears aren't normally able to pick up. Even if not, that would still be pretty cool. I'd take that for sure over the money.
@Spagettigeist That's what I was thinking, like certain animals (I think a species of snakes?) have flaps of skin at the back of their mouth to make a sort of sound. So what if your body changed to accommodate that. Like if you started speaking martian would your anatomy change to be able to make those noises?
If a snail is chasing you constantly and you have 100 million dollars, just pay elon to send that snail to the sun, see how fast it chases you after that.
I immediately thought of Lego Star Wars for the gaming one. I've played that game so many times. Doesn't matter if I need to start a new save, I could speedrun it a few times in 24hrs.
13:15 I would absolutely take the 50ct per punch. Since you do not have to go full force one punch per second is very doable, then keep that up for about 33mins and you got in 2000 punches or 1000$. So in other words a bit of a workout for 365k a year. Or more if you are bored…
16:34 the craziest thing is that Elon musk would still have a net worth of over $155 billion after giving everyone on earth $31.4. It’d probably really mess up his businesses, but he’d still be the 8th richest person in the world
the Shrek hypothetical is wild. OP didn't mention the swamp though, so I'd imagine you'd have to live as Shrek here in the real world. Drive, work 9 to 5, try to date as Shrek.
2:30 they didn't say you could have a watch, only a flashlight if you wish, right ? Sooo.... you wouldn't know when the six hours are gone ? You'd be waiting here randomly thinking : it's getting quite long, is it not six hours yet ? Will I soon perish because of the lack of oxygen ? Constant anxiety after a few hours lol.
10:43 Since it is any currency in game to real currency, i would just code a simple text based game where your sole objective is to become a decillionaire and you inherit your father's company, the game consists of you watching as the money in your bank account go up with an infinite loop as the workers complain now and then, it is fun and it is just as interactive as a visual novel, so it is a game.
Yeah it's basically free like for one second it'd have to be really frequent but like even one minute every month is still not often enough to be much of a threat it'd have to be much more often or much longer like 5-10 minutes
0:20 live your life as you'd do anyway. If someone asks you if you were just naked tell them no. What will they do about it ? A second is long but also very short. They'll doubt what they saw. Maybe they were tired or maybe it was the light ? It's unlikely that this particular person will see it every month so they likely won't make a link. If you can't predict it they can't either so good luck to accept and then prove that you become naked for a second every month. Confidence is the key.
I wouldn't call the first one a curse. Like he says, you can live infinite different lives, learn everthing there is to be discovered, hone every possible skill, go on every dangerous adventure you can dream of. After a few thousand years you'd practically be a god. After the first life you won't have to worry about money anymore either because you know what the stock market will do and what sports teams will win if you devote some time to that. Yeah it might become boring after you've done it all, but you can then just spend a few lifetimes meditating with monks until you've forgotten everything. Then you can start over. I would take this offer without hesitation if it was actually presented to me.
@Clone54_ that's exactly why I think it's doable. I don't think our brains can comprehend that amount of time enough to understand we should be suffering. How many memories do you have from even just 5 or 10 years ago? Does it feel like you have been alive for as long as you have been? Sure you'll feel existential dread from time to time but it can't be worse than what you feel when you think really hard about the fact that you will die someday. Honestly, the only thing keeping me sane when I think about that is the theory that the universe is a cycle and I get to live the same life again. I prefer almost anything over just dying and it being over, that is the most boring outcome I can think of.
i don't think george has read The Jaunt, or considered that if you were immortal the time in which you would have lived on earth and had people to talk to would constitute the equivalent of less than a second of your entire lifetime and you would spend 99% of your waking life alone, constantly suffocating with no release of death
I am continuously baffled that people do not realise how horrible the curse of immortality is. It's like they don't even consider it fully for a second.
George you don't understand how long the heat death of the universe will take, you will lose all of your memories and after a small while in the grand scheme of things days will feel like seconds.
On that kind of time scale, millions of years would come to feel like days. Forever floating in an endless, silent abyss. The only way to escape would be the very thing you agreed to becoming immune to, all those lifetimes ago.
I've got one - would you rather your nose* be relocated to the top of your butt crack, or your tastebuds to be relocated to the soles of your feet? * Or nostrils. Let's assume in both cases that there wouldn't be any factors to consider other than the change in sensory input to smelling farts or tasting whatever you step on.
The first one is perfect. 100k a year, AND you get to gaslight the heck outa everyone. “Hey did you just appear naked for a slit second?” No mate that’s literally impossible maybe you’re high
The first one is pretty easy. 100k a year just by existing means i wouldn't have to go anywhere. Don't make any plans for the month until the second happens. Once the second has happened, you're clear for the rest of the month.
The egg one I would set an alarm twice a day or move it before i sleep and after I wake up so I never forget, become part of my routine like brushing my teeth
I did janitorial work for two summers, sometimes double shifting which would be 12+ hours and I could do that for that sort of money without blinking an eye.
I did some maths and if you chose the 100k but naked 1 sec per month, if you go to school/work for 7 hours you would have a 0.9589etc.% chance of getting naked for a second in school/work each day, resetting to 0 when you do that month. That means every month you have a 99.05%+ chance of not getting naked at work/school, meaning in a year you have a chance of getting naked in school/work of around 8%. In short, choose the money. As long as you don’t go out too often, you are safe. Going out for 3.5 hours for fun each day increases your chance of getting naked while in public in general to 12% *per year Why did I do this?
Hypothetically asking hypothetical George to hypothetically wear a hypothetical maid outfit with hypothetical cat ears for his next hypothetical video hypothetically
Okay I’ve got one: You can speak to any and all animals, but they’re all passive aggressive and really hate you.. they won’t try to kill you, they’ll just be rude and don’t want to talk to you Even your own pets tell you they only stay in your house for the food and shelter
@@tom_4615 I guess you can ask the animal if their living conditions are good? But like you couldn't even make exposing videos on zoos that the animals aren't happy because NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR THEM AND THEY WON'T ACCEPT "trust me bro" AS PROOF!
The immortality one. Yeah you live past the death of the universe. But, you get to watch the next time the universe and reality comes back together. So just as long as you happen to land on a planet suitable for a sentient being to evolve, then it’s good
Provided that the cyclical universe hypothesis turns out to be correct and the expansion of the universe reverses, ultimately collapsing in on itself. What are you going to do if it doesn't, if the expansion continues to accelerate with no end and it's just cold black nothingness for eternity?
Nah Im sorry the 30 mill to survive for 24 hours just lock your doors and hire a private securaty force for the 100k make sure to speak to all of them over the phone because the hunters cant speak bosh
Hypothetically, if George baptised babies, officiated marriages and did funerals, we’d all go to heaven
Naked for a second isn't too bad I'm sure you could chalk it up to people just seeing things
Exactly... Like what are people gonna do? Think i somehow magically unclothed and then dressed again in a second?
Agreed, it would also mean you don't really need to work, 100k a year
It's 100k a year. The masses are just going to have to put up with seeing my sweaty, pale folds for one second a month.
And think about it.. if you're out shopping or in church or a job interview or some "worst case scenario" like that and the person in front of you suddenly appeared naked for a second and then when you looked again was clothed as normal, would you be like "hey! You've been willingly indecent in public!" to the person, or just be like "I need to get more sleep" to yourself?
The issue is if your being recorded and it happens, then you’re cooked
@@getergods2267 get one of those anti camera clothing articles so they won’t be recording you in the first place, even if it’ll disappear too
Lets say hypothetically I watched a GeorgeM video and hypothetically of course, enjoyed it. Hypothetically is that okay?
Hypothetically yes
Ben Shapiro, is that you?
@@abnormalanorak hypothetically? Possibly
Hypothetically, maybe?
@@abnormalanorak, for the sake of argument, let's say it is.
Lets say, hypothetically, I am a barbie girl. Okay, lets even say I am in a barbie world. Right, so in this scenario I would obviously know from personal experience that life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume you could brush my hair and undress me literally everywhere? Imagination, you can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.
Ergo, it is logical to assert that you come with me as we head on, Barbie. Let us go, as we are due to appear in attendance at a party shortly.
Being immortal would be an absolute nightmare. I’m already fed up of the idiots of the world, why would I want to be around them forever?
16:48 dude it’s not just about giving money
You get to steal from elon musk
That’s a great idea
100% making Musk penniless even though all I get is £28
@ 100% making him penniless even if I get nothing at all
If you get 100k a year why would you go to work ?
So you don't starve?
@@lordprotector3367 what!? why would you starve, if you get 100k a year?
@@l0d1z01 Spent it all on Pokemon cards and V-Bucks.
Starve if use all on vbuck
@@l0d1z01 100k isn't much anymore especially in Australia, you won't even be considered for a house loan in Sydney for that much.
Fam, immortality? I'm not making it to 30 like living forever sounds like HELL
10:43 i would go for adventure capitalist
I was thinking cookie clicker
10:38 the obvious choice here should be cookie clicker, you will have over 100x of the entire worlds gdp
Or a game like adventure capitalist
Same. 1k hours of it. I’ll have more money than the word has
if i became naked for only 1 second, surely i can just gaslight people that they're going insane. because if i saw someone naked for 1 second i would assume I'm going crazy tbf
Hypothetical situation: you watch a georgem video but your yt has an ad break every 2 mins
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@onionsintrouble.gaming it was a joke but yeah 😅
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Sharks are basically just big sea dogs, they wouldn't hurt you unless given a reason to. Sure their bite is much more deadly but you'd probably be unharmed in shark infested waters.
Edit: Also imagine if you learnt every language and suddenly you find out there's aliens because you can speak their language.
I mean yeah but they also use their mouths to explore things and accidentally hurt people because of that. Like it's usually fine when a dog does it because they're relatively small but when a massive animal with big ass teeth bites that's gonna be so much worse
@Elliotshmelliot You'd still probably be fine. Especially for 30 seconds, if you were dropped into the ocean and made a splash you'd almost definitely be fine.
I also wonder if language includes whatever animals speak. And if that would include additional abilities, like not drowning while you speak with the whales underwater or hearing high frequencies that human ears aren't normally able to pick up.
Even if not, that would still be pretty cool. I'd take that for sure over the money.
@Spagettigeist That's what I was thinking, like certain animals (I think a species of snakes?) have flaps of skin at the back of their mouth to make a sort of sound. So what if your body changed to accommodate that. Like if you started speaking martian would your anatomy change to be able to make those noises?
@@Where-Am-I9 Skinchanger AND linguist in one, that's quite the bargain XD
I'd probably stay shifted into forms like that just for the aestethics ^^
If a snail is chasing you constantly and you have 100 million dollars, just pay elon to send that snail to the sun, see how fast it chases you after that.
Elon rlly needs the money
Can I also pay Elon to touch the snail?
@@grizzlydino It's yours so I don't think it would have any effect on him.
Sus grizzly
"I have an en-suite in my office" Oh so you're rich rich.
Even my Rolex wears a Rolex.
Just pretend it never happened and they would think it was in their mind since it was a second
8:57 xiaomannyc.
3:58 the upside is that you can change things while time is stopped
9:35 minecraft youtubers
It’s called a jellyfish bloom and yes, they are terrifying
I immediately thought of Lego Star Wars for the gaming one. I've played that game so many times. Doesn't matter if I need to start a new save, I could speedrun it a few times in 24hrs.
But how about Balatro?
@@msolec2000 my dad says GTA5 n my son says Wolfenstein... I'm still more confident with Lego Star Wars
please do more of these videos
13:15 I would absolutely take the 50ct per punch. Since you do not have to go full force one punch per second is very doable, then keep that up for about 33mins and you got in 2000 punches or 1000$. So in other words a bit of a workout for 365k a year. Or more if you are bored…
Never actually been this early, I love this video lol
I was speedrunning watching BFDIA, but the GeorgeM grind never stops!
bfdi AND a memeulous fan? where have you been all my life?
16:34 the craziest thing is that Elon musk would still have a net worth of over $155 billion after giving everyone on earth $31.4. It’d probably really mess up his businesses, but he’d still be the 8th richest person in the world
I feel like hypotheticals can be some of the most abhorent or interesting things ever
0:28 I would take it because no one would believe it and they'd all think they're crazy
3:50 I feel like the question is do you NEED to eat during that 500 years.
the Shrek hypothetical is wild. OP didn't mention the swamp though, so I'd imagine you'd have to live as Shrek here in the real world. Drive, work 9 to 5, try to date as Shrek.
2:30 they didn't say you could have a watch, only a flashlight if you wish, right ? Sooo.... you wouldn't know when the six hours are gone ? You'd be waiting here randomly thinking : it's getting quite long, is it not six hours yet ? Will I soon perish because of the lack of oxygen ?
Constant anxiety after a few hours lol.
Imagine being in the US and taking that 10/10 body and get shot and be in crippling medical debt for the rest of your life.
Jellyfish blooms are definitely more dangerous than sharks just swimming around
"It could be the shores of a beautiful island!"
Oh what like the North Sentinel Island? I don't fancy getting skewered.
If I was making 100k a year then I sure as hell wouldn’t be working.
10:43 that one Mining tycoon would make you rich in seconds.
10:43 Since it is any currency in game to real currency, i would just code a simple text based game where your sole objective is to become a decillionaire and you inherit your father's company, the game consists of you watching as the money in your bank account go up with an infinite loop as the workers complain now and then, it is fun and it is just as interactive as a visual novel, so it is a game.
Bro can even make it 1 minute of being naked that's too easy
Yeah it's basically free like for one second it'd have to be really frequent but like even one minute every month is still not often enough to be much of a threat it'd have to be much more often or much longer like 5-10 minutes
A stoner being all "Help... help... I hotboxed my coffin... help...."
13:00 perfect way to get out of a class😜😂
10:37 rdr2, if adjusted for inflation and after you finish the game you’ll have like 700k.
0:20 live your life as you'd do anyway. If someone asks you if you were just naked tell them no. What will they do about it ? A second is long but also very short. They'll doubt what they saw. Maybe they were tired or maybe it was the light ? It's unlikely that this particular person will see it every month so they likely won't make a link. If you can't predict it they can't either so good luck to accept and then prove that you become naked for a second every month.
Confidence is the key.
6:16 Not a billion years George, eternity. You want to float in space and be doing fucking nothing forever?
He is a bit slow
take the 10k, live alone n never leave the house
2:51 6:45 Immortality is a curse you absolute plum
I wouldn't call the first one a curse. Like he says, you can live infinite different lives, learn everthing there is to be discovered, hone every possible skill, go on every dangerous adventure you can dream of. After a few thousand years you'd practically be a god. After the first life you won't have to worry about money anymore either because you know what the stock market will do and what sports teams will win if you devote some time to that. Yeah it might become boring after you've done it all, but you can then just spend a few lifetimes meditating with monks until you've forgotten everything. Then you can start over. I would take this offer without hesitation if it was actually presented to me.
@orlagskapten9829 Forever and ever and ever and ever? no end ever, impossible to even imagine. Think about it Mugi
@Clone54_ that's exactly why I think it's doable. I don't think our brains can comprehend that amount of time enough to understand we should be suffering. How many memories do you have from even just 5 or 10 years ago? Does it feel like you have been alive for as long as you have been? Sure you'll feel existential dread from time to time but it can't be worse than what you feel when you think really hard about the fact that you will die someday. Honestly, the only thing keeping me sane when I think about that is the theory that the universe is a cycle and I get to live the same life again. I prefer almost anything over just dying and it being over, that is the most boring outcome I can think of.
Only a minute ago, never been so early to a GeorgeM video 😭😭
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10:40 cookie clicker thanks for my 80 octadecillion euros
14:40 this is just the movie self reliance.
just in time for tea
i'm surprised you see immortality as a desirable thing, it seems so depressing to me
Yay George upload
i don't think george has read The Jaunt, or considered that if you were immortal the time in which you would have lived on earth and had people to talk to would constitute the equivalent of less than a second of your entire lifetime and you would spend 99% of your waking life alone, constantly suffocating with no release of death
I am continuously baffled that people do not realise how horrible the curse of immortality is. It's like they don't even consider it fully for a second.
@Clone54_ Fr anyone who thinks they'd enjoy it need to read the jaunt. longer than you think!
For the first one you dont even have to work anymore with 100k yearly so its not even a worry when you consider that factor
George you don't understand how long the heat death of the universe will take, you will lose all of your memories and after a small while in the grand scheme of things days will feel like seconds.
On that kind of time scale, millions of years would come to feel like days. Forever floating in an endless, silent abyss. The only way to escape would be the very thing you agreed to becoming immune to, all those lifetimes ago.
I've got one - would you rather your nose* be relocated to the top of your butt crack, or your tastebuds to be relocated to the soles of your feet?
* Or nostrils. Let's assume in both cases that there wouldn't be any factors to consider other than the change in sensory input to smelling farts or tasting whatever you step on.
10:38 fifa career mode, pick Real Madrid or Man City or something and just sell the whole squad
Yess
That frozen world for 500 years scenario is similar to an episode of The Twilight Zone.
bt6 would go crazy
POV in the middle of recording a video and then you clothes come off
12:00 have a small machine push the egg slightly every 20 hours
can I put hot glue on the egg like william osman
The first one is perfect. 100k a year, AND you get to gaslight the heck outa everyone. “Hey did you just appear naked for a slit second?” No mate that’s literally impossible maybe you’re high
Okay I just watched on and saw the comment on the Reddit was the same lol
i mean for one i get to do it with anyone i want and 2, i get to be shrek.
2:13 me to my friend 😂
The first one is pretty easy. 100k a year just by existing means i wouldn't have to go anywhere. Don't make any plans for the month until the second happens. Once the second has happened, you're clear for the rest of the month.
Wake up guys George posted
The first one is an easy yes, because it's one second, so nobody will ever mention having seen it because they'd sound insane and creepy.
The immortal snail is near start edging
11:03 Roblox bee swarm simulator. Gimme 3 years and I’ll be a quadrillionaire lmao
What if George hypothetically ate my food, why George why…
just in time for dinner
Hell yeah I'd take the 10.000 years
The egg one I would set an alarm twice a day or move it before i sleep and after I wake up so I never forget, become part of my routine like brushing my teeth
I did janitorial work for two summers, sometimes double shifting which would be 12+ hours and I could do that for that sort of money without blinking an eye.
11:05 sims 2 easily. Just spam the motherlode cheat
11:04 ez farm sim 25 government signs that give you 4 million a month but just speed the day up and i could get like 1billion cash a day
I did some maths and if you chose the 100k but naked 1 sec per month, if you go to school/work for 7 hours you would have a 0.9589etc.% chance of getting naked for a second in school/work each day, resetting to 0 when you do that month. That means every month you have a 99.05%+ chance of not getting naked at work/school, meaning in a year you have a chance of getting naked in school/work of around 8%. In short, choose the money. As long as you don’t go out too often, you are safe. Going out for 3.5 hours for fun each day increases your chance of getting naked while in public in general to 12% *per year
Why did I do this?
The snail one just buy a cage and put it in
Hypothetically asking hypothetical George to hypothetically wear a hypothetical maid outfit with hypothetical cat ears for his next hypothetical video hypothetically
What about if I just tattooed clothes onto my self
0:37 the ocean is salty snails don't like salt. Move overseas
I always thought about that, like what if I just build a large house with a an elevator. snails can’t use elevators so your chilling
10:41 Just choose FIFA? Sell all your players in manager career
you can thank Gavin free for the snail story classic.
Okay I’ve got one:
You can speak to any and all animals, but they’re all passive aggressive and really hate you.. they won’t try to kill you, they’ll just be rude and don’t want to talk to you
Even your own pets tell you they only stay in your house for the food and shelter
just horrible, why would you want to think your own pets hate you
@ nah yeah.. but you could have a chat with them
@ but you specifed that they "they'll just be rude and *don't want to talk to you*"
@ yeah but you can still try
@@tom_4615 I guess you can ask the animal if their living conditions are good? But like you couldn't even make exposing videos on zoos that the animals aren't happy because NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR THEM AND THEY WON'T ACCEPT "trust me bro" AS PROOF!
The immortality one. Yeah you live past the death of the universe. But, you get to watch the next time the universe and reality comes back together. So just as long as you happen to land on a planet suitable for a sentient being to evolve, then it’s good
Provided that the cyclical universe hypothesis turns out to be correct and the expansion of the universe reverses, ultimately collapsing in on itself. What are you going to do if it doesn't, if the expansion continues to accelerate with no end and it's just cold black nothingness for eternity?
The janitor thing… by the end of year ten you would have made around 8 million.
Good tn
Interesting video
For the egg one, what about holidays?
just suck it up and don't go away for a year...
Number 1 is easy cos on 100k a year you can quit work so no need to worry about being naked at work
I’m taking the time stop. 😈
how was i shooting my shotgun in rdr2 as he read out the shotgun one 😭
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hey there
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Nah Im sorry the 30 mill to survive for 24 hours just lock your doors and hire a private securaty force for the 100k make sure to speak to all of them over the phone because the hunters cant speak bosh
100k is not enough for 1 second bro that's crazy long
Under 10 Years
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id want to make elon give everyone money just to piss him off
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