Hemp-Selling, Organic-Egg-Farming Uber Driver - Off Topic
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2019
- The AH Crew sit down to talk about Marvel movies, identifying US states, rideshare stories, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired August 16, 2019 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (blueapron.com/OFFTOPIC), MVMT (MVMT.com, code MVMT26), and Quip (getquip.com/OFFTOPIC)
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You're sitting on the set
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
Ryan Heywood
He's following you, about 3 studios back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you:
Ryan Haywood
You're looking for you car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood still in the air!
He goes and grabs your wrist,
As you see a gentle glint,
You hear the final phrase,
"You should've took the taco."
Well submit this to darkness prevails
i love what this thread became.
Ryan standing off to the side and eating in the shadows while holding at least one Diet Coke is how I imagine he is for all productions. Just watching. Eating. Diet Coking.
Saoul Gibson Diet Coking: the most prominent sorority pastime
When he about to get serious he takes 2 Diet Cokes.
Jeremey: “Iowa doesn’t have a lot going on.”
As a person from Iowa I can confirm. We like to drink beer though so Jeremy would fit right in.
Sounds like my kind of place
Growing up in Iowa is pretty damn boring
@@masonmurphy2679 that's why you gotta make your own fun like going to a corn field and stealing some corn to sell on the side
Alfredo is the kid in class who is genuinely confused, but everyone thinks is just being funny lmao
🤣
I love that Gmod has become a regular addition to AH. Now they've got custom roles/skins/maps it's taken the game to a new level that is truly beautiful
I hope there is a animated adventure of the Trevor in the Uber
Well guess what they uploaded today...
Some of these comments are prolific. Someone make a comment saying Trevor will visit my house please!
@@momocrashxd7818 Im kinda sad that it wasnt done in the normal animation style but ill take it,
The thumbnail and title made me think this was a really odd episode of Ready Set Show for a second.
Ye.
Also, LOOKING COOL JOKER.
Posted my math on the website as well, but Using Trevor's 2.5 inch diameter and 1 inch in height for Matt's drink, Matt has 80mL or just less than 2 shots worth of liquor in that glass... Either he poured himself a double or Trevor's really bad at guessing how much liquid is in a thing. Trevor's math was off because he used the diameter (2.5) instead of the radius (1.25), which once you square that, will throw your result off drastically.
He's definitely a trained engineer, so many times I've used R instead of D or vice versa (usually vice versa), and gotten a number that's way off, only to go "wait that's not right."
Trevor is responsible
What?
0:20 that's a renaissance painting
6:00 those that are look for the Uber driver animation source her ya go
Thank you! ^-^
I really miss the Achievment Hunter D&D and Heroes and Halfwits so much
Derek Wilkins same
well considering geoff is divorced now we wont be seeing that for awhile
How The States Got Their Shapes is a better show then they realize. One of the things i learned from the show is the 51st state we almost had called Jefferson.
Any time Jack makes people laugh I feel like a proud son who's mom finally made a funny.
Gmod and TTT are my absolute favorites I rewatch them every month
Oh trevor! I actually liked the show "how the states got their shapes." Some people just like to learn while also being entertained
Alfredo, please do more comic book rants. We love it!
Was not expecting The Adventure Zone to be mentioned but I’m not complaining.
kristen crutcher Trevor rushes in
:Oc timestamp?
1:35:30
Oh it's off topic, that notification title really confused me.
Fredo isnt a god..there is ppl way better..chill dog
@@GittinBizy ?
@@GittinBizy what
@@GittinBizy TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
So the RT Podcast stopped doing numbers, now Off Topic stops doing the show name.
Trevor saying Niche correctly made me so happy
This was a really uncommon cast of Off Topic but I think it worked out really well!
HOLY HECK yes I KNEW Trevor loved McElroy stuff!! My bean is freaked!
2:13 is the best bit hands down
0:20 What a way to start the episode
As someone who is from Idaho we do have a lot going on, we just are very secretive about it all
As a Montana viewer that part was hilarious thanks for the screentime lil J
Chronic knee and back pain from my army days. I start taking 1000mg CBD (no thc) tincture daily. No more knee pain, only occasional back pain. I have been able to start running again. The stuff works.
The NSFW social media thing makes me love reddit so much more because you can turn on filters when scrolling in public lol
i got my sister into AH by proximity and she now shares Ready Set Show with all of her friends. we've agreed it's an easy step into AH without going straight into game play. The combo of lil j and trevor shows what the main room is like personality wise- and it's a great stepping stone to the rest of y'alls whack content
granted this should be a RSS comment but they mentioned sharing content so,
Really weird watching this now after the whole Sony leaves the MCU thing. Looking forward to watching what they all say about it on this weeks Off Topic
Matt's fucking hyper focus pouring Bourbon into that glass, plus Trevor's reaction to the amount absolutely SENT ME.
Ive waited so loooong for someone to drink the JTS Brown.. Being from Kentucky it is one of my favorite bourbons. We call it Baby Elijah, its a 6 yr bourbon and the same recipe as Elijah Craig 12yr. ..for $15 a bottle its worth a taste!! Thank You, Myyaat!
Would love an all AH D&D show
19:54
Jeremy: South Dakota
Jack: There it is. You can go see *Mt. Everest* and not smoke
Listen I’m totally down with you all posting several let’s plays a day, I’ll watch y’all all day long.
1:15:31 That revelation hit me hard, damn third longest just behind RTP and RvB, That's amazing
Trevor's leg swinging at the begining gives me life
Idahoan here. The northeastern border with Montana is formed by mountain ranges. It's a good place to visit. Even Geoff's visited before!
Green Eggs and Hemp seems like a funnier title.
I do want to see a series of Tervor and Alfredo bc they are so funny and really good at being themselves
In all honesty watching even a few people playing DnD again would be amazing
They have something in the works! They've teased it/accidentally spoiled its existence in past episodes, but also more generally said they're still experimenting with it and that there'll be more D&D content in the future.
@@V2Blast You better deliver that Sauce my guy.
That title makes it seem like it’s the 194th time that particular scenario has happened but I still knew straight away that it was Offtopic.
Imagine if Jeremy went into an Omaha Steaks ad read immediately after Nebraska was on screen.
37:10 Would have seen the Family-Doolz lol
_XD_
2:12 perfect for the Mad King
Damn that discussion about names, it made me think about cat naming, and I realized I'd really call my cat Caboose or something if I had the chance
Trevor is absolutely killing it, at least in the first half hour. Hilarious podcast, so far!
I would love to see a pilot week, would be amazing, especially if it was something you guys enjoy doing. Videos that you enjoy are the best ones on your channel, super excited to see some new stuff if it comes to fruition.
I really liked this one, especially the end about their passion
Alfredo opening scene for legit funny
Trevor, add to that blip in the 30s. 33 and I loved How the States Got Their Shapes.
God I love hearing Trevor tell stories he’s so engaging
If trevor hemp ball uber driver story isn't an RT short I'm gonna be pissed
If by that you mean an Animated, then I agree.
I'm from Montana, the fact that people overlook it is part of why it's so great
Ever since the animation for this came out, over a year later, I have watched that and this several times. THIS time, just as Trevor is explaining the difference between CBD and other pot related things, in pops an ad... for a farming harvester/combine specifically designed... for HEMP! Holy cow! LMAO!
EXPLODED when they mentioned Mica on Critical Role. My worlds are collidingggggg 😍😍😍😍🤯
i somehow wasen't aware that alfredo was into comics. thats awesome!
can we get an alfredo comic book show
I don't have to introduce Achievement Hunter to anyone because it's all I talk about anyways. xD It's the only thing I watch!
Same Here
Most local comic book shops have d&d adventures leagues which are a good way to find a party
1:03:11
Yeah, that happens. It's hard to tell because of the usual client side destruction (Multiple times I've had people run out straight through solid doors.)
So it's a 50/50 if it's wall hacking or that client side stuff.
I cannot wait for Trevor's Uber story to be made in RTAA
About the eye tanning thing, cornias don't have the melanin in it so it can't get 'tan' or any darker because of UV rays, but eyes can get sun burned so you should wear sunglasses with the UV protection.
1:00:24
Look at that happy boi!
My favourite(s) definitely have to be
1:31:00
Edit: I will add more of these but more for myself. But if you like them then sure use the shortcut.
The reactions to Matt pouring that first drink killed me
Especially Trevor😂
"Get da faq outta here"- Jack 2019
i managed to crochet half a coaster to half this podcast, i love it
I'd love to see a D&D show with AH even if its just 30 minutes a week
I think I heard those bones in the ankle crack.
That was a classic bone shatter
Koheed we might be the only 3 who heard it.
Matt is my spirit animal.
1:04:20 lmao I literally love to do that, I just whip my crosshair to a random mountain, then track nothing, but in a really sketchy way just to fuck with people. Its funny as.
This is the best time of my week
I love you guys, but Michael makes this show. Him yelling is my asmr, even though Im a very, very calm person. lol
The Uber Driver was an entrepreneur 😂😂
I think this is the fastest we've ever gotten to how they got the title for the episode.
I want to do Matt’s hair so badly. 😂😂 Fresh color and a smart cut.
From Billings Montana here, thanks for the shoutout lil j
I will watch any d&d you guys record, I long for stuff to listen to when gaming
They have something in the works! They've teased it/accidentally spoiled its existence in past episodes, but also more generally said they're still experimenting with it and that there'll be more D&D content in the future.
One day rwby Grimm eclipse will get the love it deserves
I'd love to see more D&D content by AH! Looking forward to whatever it is they have in the works. I love that so many RT family folks are into D&D. And I'd love for Jeremy to get into it too :)
(On the topic of D&D, I'll take this opportunity to plug the livestreamed D&D 5e actual-play podcast I'm a player in, Planeslip: Echoes of Creation! We play every Wednesday night at midnight EDT. The VODs are also on RUclips, and the audio podcast is on SoundCloud, iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher. We also have a Facebook page and a Twitter if you want to make sure not to miss an episode, and you can come hang out with us in Discord. Keep playing what you love!)
Anyone got a link to the cosplay of Rimmy Tim that Jeremy was talking about ?
“Don’t sin... you smoke, you die..”
-Alfredo 2019
If wandavision is about like House of M like insane Scarlet Witch, that would be a great name in my opinion
I like that it starts out with AH Z-listers
i work in a dispensary and am very proud of trevors explanation about cbd.
Addition: OMG Trevor i used to love ytmnd and the old days of the internet. the adam west batman bomb gif with Macarron Chacarron playing on loop is timeless. *chef kiss*
I have been wondering lately about how it's been a while since Achievement Hunter really latched onto a new game. Most of their series are in games that are fairly old by now. Marvel Ultimate Alliance is mostly a grind with no spectacle of its own though, and listening to you talk about superheroes has all the excitement of watching people play fantasy football
Theres more tabletop RPG then D&D, I love D&D but show some love to other types too, LOVE Call of Cthulu
20 years ago the big show was beverly hills 90210. thats why there are so many brandons and dylans
So, I can provide an answer as to why Montana's Western border is so fucky
Montana and Idaho were part of the same territory and the capital was in Idaho, the Rocky Mountains made it hard for people in Montana to get to Idaho in the winter for business in the capital so they sent someone to talk to President Lincoln so they could become their own territory, the plan was to put the border at the continental divide, but the guy they sent realized Lincoln would be too busy thinking about the civil war so he put the territory border where it is now and Lincoln was like "sounds good to me, approved" almost immediately.
also,for those who have played Far Cry 5, there is no Montana county west of Missoula, so either the state took more land from Idaho, all of it, or people from Idaho didn't care about crossing the mountains to reach Helena.
Isn't there also a fucky border where you can get away with murder?
@@DJ_Mooster yeah, Yellowstone, I don't think you actually can though, it's probably a blue law
It’s rare to get the crew in the back to laugh but getting hurt will make them laugh
I like how (Jeremy) said when we went to California where things were legal... I'm dying cuz I live in CA and in my town of 7,000 there's three weed stores within a two-block radius of me LOL
At 1:45:25 jack talks about rts. Im just saying the total war games have a decent sized steady fan base. I know you’ve done some total war videos before, but I HIGHLY recommend them. They are a lot of fun and a series of them would be great. Like a let’s play family 3v3 tournament or something would be my dream
Was it just me or did Matt say " one of the South Carolinas." as if there is multiple
I think an AH D&D campaign would be really funny all you guys a good at improv
The Sauce is looking THICC at 0:20
Trevor be smart
35:46 lmao Alfredo is crazy
Off topic is my fav AH show, This and letsplays like gta5's and minecraft. Sometimes we all need a break from the gaming.
The Ten Commandments 😂 lol 9:30
If there's another Achievement Hunter Dungeons & Dragons show, I will watch it. I'll even get First, if I have to.
They have something in the works! They've teased it/accidentally spoiled its existence in past episodes, but also more generally said they're still experimenting with it and that there'll be more D&D content in the future.