I remember Birdman aT b4 all this fame lol. I never EVER thought hed get 1 Mil and very high views til this day. Remember spawn trapping and being in his private lobbies with nothing but dudes with 5 KDs and higher on BO1 lol. The good memories...
hi, English is not my native language and maybe there is a nother meaning to it but, does "veteran" mean she was in the army? like actual military? or is this term also used to just describe seasoned experience in any field?
Nah, I'll go with the ugliest woman over the most beautiful man. That's just me...... Well hold on. I guess if it's a really well pulled off post op with a girly voice......yea there we go. LOOPHOLE!
If you dont camp in MW DO NOT play it ever again. There's people who dont like getting less than a 2kd overall. Moving in this game is instant death, so im good camping my 2.7 KD
he said that about hardpoint, which he wasn't playing. its obvious that camping is a part of the game and there isnt a way to combat it. you cant expect him to run around constantly killing people because thats just not how the game works. and "contributing to the camping" is what 99% of players do in this game. he pretty much meant by "kids are weird in this game" is basically just how the game is played, and how its different from any cod so far.
“I don’t understand how you can sit in a building in your spawn and ignore the hill”, while sitting in a building in his spawn ignoring the headquarter
He makes it sound like he did crystal meth. FaZe is giving him drugs, and that might be true because he keeps deleting my comments about how he’s on drugs lol.
They have all been since the first faze houses blaziken and adapt seemed pretty innocent then moved with Jordan temper and them temper is chilling but the others see. Like add frat guys who prolly popping that md and railing that white girl
@@ivansanchez4993 tf do you mean? He's 18 years old and he obviously knew (and even stated) that he could get in trouble for it, and now he's wailing like a 6 year old in the toy section over fortnite
I think he should've got like a year ban or 6 months ban since fortnite is probably dead by then What pisses me off is his excuses , he made it look like he's innocent and didn't know what he was doing
@Juan Cortez Muro it isn't "funny asf" and due to u spamming it throughout the comments I'm reporting it for spam. Every single one I see. I advise anyone who sees this comment to do the same
@@nycwes1389 No. Every video about this game has these stupid comments. The game should be balanced according to the weapons and the archetypes they fit. The 725 does not make you a good player, it takes away from the skill ceiling, while simultaneously making weapons in the SMG category irrelevant and stupid to use. I will run around the map with my MP5 and every time I get into a duel, they pull this bullshit double barrel weapon of destruction out of their ass and kill me from absurd ranges. Why use an SMG if I'm just gonna get oneshot by the fucker sitting in a corner with this thing? It takes away from everyone's experience using anything else, thus ruining the game. Stop supporting and enabling the low skill players to compete, because they really shouldn't be.
Legit bro he was complaing about himself. The problem with cod is all the people saying “cant beat em join em” so now theres 80% of lobbies filled with NOTHING but m4, 725 and claymores
*Same but mine was different I was watching and getting ready and the more I look at the woman's face it looks like a dude and turns out it was a dude and that's it for me I am scarf 4 life*
I mean the whole thing about Jarvis is that he literally agreed to the terms and said “I accept that if I cheat I’ll get perma banned” and that shit is common knowledge anyways. 99/100 times you’ll get banned for hacking
Eugenes are evolving man and we need to stay updated nobody knows when the quiet kid will make his move we have a code red here it's been so long with no updates on the situation (FBI I'm just kidding)
@@visionnaire4203 it's a headquarters match though, which is similar, he's still camping like the people he was complaining about. And no, it's not the playstyle of the game, I'm aggressive and do really well
Cloudless Studio he’s playing the game how it’s intended to be played. If you watch the first video where he gives his review of modern warfare, he explains everything from his gameplay to why he doesn’t like the game.
Jade Lockett I think it’s because she didn’t want him to live with the embarrassment maybe, yeahhhh I don’t get that part either like he definitely knew what he was doing and now just to go snitch on himself and her is stupid af
Jade Lockett Plus now because he snitched two lives have been taken like I don’t think he thought impact it would have on rest of his life when he could of just kept it quiet and just enjoy himself😂😂
@Birdman the ban from Epic is more than just on the account. They can identifies the hardware and the IP adresse used by the account upon login. So he would need to play from a new computer and from a new place each time he got ban.
your brain uses past experience to construct a hypothesis (the simulation) and compares it to the cacophony arriving from your senses. in this manner, simulation let's your brain impose meaning on the noise, selecting what's relevant and ignoring the rest
@@jirokunou4222 jarvis has enough followers to have enough money to cancel his internet service, then buy the same plan again and have a new IP address.. Hes just too stupid to know it apparently
![Megan Thee Stallion - Bigger In Texas [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QxTkZTLWdo4/mqdefault.jpg)
"I aint into them male walls, but I think I would pefer a nice beautiful man over this."
- Birdman 2019
What would male walls even be called
Chicken nugget ! Mussy
Samuell Holifield tbh I would too
Brandon Boyd, or Johnny Sins
@Juan Cortez Muro lame asf don't cclick on it, it's two dude kissing
"Lemme catch my son quoting birdman"
-A random guy that doesn't have a son 2019
😂
Thats the idea
Lol
😭😂
you are the son
That girl looks like shes about to ask mike wasowski for his papers in moster inc
powless 99 i just choked on my pizza when it hit bruh 😂😂😂
"Sadowski"
Wazzaaaaaaaaa
Always watching
Wazowski no
Best fame tips and tricks guide to get famous in birdmans comments:
1-“let me catch my son...”
2-“-birdman 2019”
Thanks for watching
stfu Squidward
Let me catch my son giving tips and tricks for Birdman's comments
-Birdman 2019
Don't forget
(Joke) then Birdman uploaded
Lucas Cano Also:
Birdman: (Quote)
Also Birdman: (Contradicting action)
I remember Birdman aT b4 all this fame lol. I never EVER thought hed get 1 Mil and very high views til this day. Remember spawn trapping and being in his private lobbies with nothing but dudes with 5 KDs and higher on BO1 lol. The good memories...
“The teacher”:see that wasn’t that bad,now let’s go get you that iPhone 11 Pro
Hydro BRUH THE FUNNY THING IS HE WAS LIKE SUPER POPULAR THE ONLY THING HE GOT ROASTED FOR WAS HAVING AN ANDROID 😂😂
Hydro i think you got that shit on the money
If if it was for an I phone 11 pro I'd have done it too.
Max bitch
Lemme catch my son askin for an iphone135+++++×+×+max+2
Birdman: "Tons of campers in this game"
Also Birdman: *Plants Claymore and Proceeds to camp in buidling*
Its called survive and adapt
That's not spawn camping and going 7:4
He’s adapting
&Jack Hardison Still part of the problem real men use satchel
Its called playing passively, NOT CAMPING BUDDY.
Not just any teacher
63 year old *VETERAN* teacher
What about reading mean comments 😭
Facts.
This is a declaration 😂
I would understand if this was in Alabama or Florida. But seriously I don’t understand
hi, English is not my native language and maybe there is a nother meaning to it but, does "veteran" mean she was in the army? like actual military?
or is this term also used to just describe seasoned experience in any field?
"Let me catch my son dusting off some cobwebs"
Lol damn
My mans was going for the inheritance with that Grandma
Haha getting those veteran deals at shops
Birdman: "People just don't want to move in this game"
Also Birdman: *Camps into top room with a claymore half the game*
he said in hardpoint
Lmao I said the same shit 🤣 “I don’t get how you can camp for an entire game.”
*proceeds to camp for the entire game*
@@sonice9020 he still camping
@@camh1809 wow!
M4, 725 & claymore. Camper trinity
I’m pretty sure he just had bad grades and needed them to be fixed 💀
@Juan Cortez Muro ruclips.net/video/Untmah0oTmw/видео.html
Well...that’s one way💀
Juan Cortez Muro fuck off
Dedi - the fuck wrong with you
@@dedi666 trash
My man, these 'weekly' recaps need to be weekly.
Bro facts 😭
"A nice looking dude? Shit we can work with that..."
-birdman 2019
Waiting for the day Birdman forgets to say no homo again.
Nah, I'll go with the ugliest woman over the most beautiful man.
That's just me......
Well hold on.
I guess if it's a really well pulled off post op with a girly voice......yea there we go. LOOPHOLE!
Huji wow no way you watched the video too?
@@lowqualitybait2370 lol
@@lowqualitybait2370 ok buddy, thats some low quality bait right there
1970s: *We are going to have flying cars in the future*
2019: **Faze Jarvis cries because Fortnite ban**
Marko Vuckovic also career could be at stake
@@joshpasco6083 He can play a different game or try something new that isn't gaming.
Marko Vuckovic thats just dumb
@@joshpasco6083 He kinda right though. Its just a game, and he could just find another game to play.
@Virus Zerostone I mean minecraft
That "Post nut a clarity" line is no joke bro. I always called it werewolf syndrome.. But reality becomes crisp post nut.
Hell yeah especially when it’s ur own moms too smh 🤦🏻♀️
Mario Toledo wait what🤔😂
"Let me catch my son cryin over fortnite!"
Hive Leader I mean he was making bank and living in a 11.5 million dollar mansion and all he had to do was play video games
@@NYCompliant yea thats pretty tough now that I know but he damn deserves it. Make an example out of em
@@NYCompliant still he wasnt using his big brain why would u do that doesn't make sense
He’s making money
@God Tuber now my boy is a eugene cause he cried over fortnight🤣
"Let me catch MY son cryin over fortnite"
Haven't heard that in a while
Kenny Green can u tell me which part of the video I can’t find it
@@arthurpope1556 12:46
Kenny Green thanks 😊 🙃
Arthur Pope lol why is this so wholesome
Arthur Pope u gotta stop playin fortnite tho
Birdman: kids are weird in this game. they just don't move
Also birdman: *camps in same building with a shotgun all game*
Lamar Isn't a RB and with claymores
Long Schnozzed Tribesman this gameplay goes to show that even people with 1m subs still play like shit
If you dont camp in MW DO NOT play it ever again. There's people who dont like getting less than a 2kd overall. Moving in this game is instant death, so im good camping my 2.7 KD
Forni Qate my bad for wanting to be able to get more than 2 kills in a minute consistently
he said that about hardpoint, which he wasn't playing. its obvious that camping is a part of the game and there isnt a way to combat it. you cant expect him to run around constantly killing people because thats just not how the game works. and "contributing to the camping" is what 99% of players do in this game. he pretty much meant by "kids are weird in this game" is basically just how the game is played, and how its different from any cod so far.
FaZe Jarvis : "I'm sorry epic"
Views : imma end this guys whole career
“I don’t understand how you can sit in a building in your spawn and ignore the hill”, while sitting in a building in his spawn ignoring the headquarter
Let me catch my son not switching off the Hub to watch a Birdman Video!
Adrian Diaz let me catch my son BEING on the hub during No Nut November.
@@23abedabed23 Beat his ass for breaking the sacred No Nut November and not watching Birdman. Double beating
@New Outlaw gotta go to xnxx or damplips my brethren
@@animaly2k Yessir
@@dedi666 no
63 years old bruh I could understand if she was 69 and did it just for the meme
Francisco Laurean honestly that would be good
😂😂
K F T at 90 you might as well count that as necrophilia
That my school
@Juan Cortez Muro Are you proud of yourself fam?
I love how Birdman has progressively gotten low-key more and more gay in every video xD
He is hes had a boyfriend
Red Birdman is a bottom
@@RJ-dw4jw ? When did he say he is gay?
Delano true cuz he always says no homo
Delano they’re joking
I was dead when he said “I don’t know, maybe I’m just a boomer”
They hardware banned him so he can’t make another account
No. It was a hardware ban which means he can no longer play it on his computer, he'll get another and start posting again
VPN dumbass
@@chauncey3587u could do that if it would be a IP BAN
The whole faze house would be banned if he was ip banned
Lamar da powerlifter they don’t play on the same internet dumb fuck they wouldn’t be able to play with all the latency
No homo can’t cover “we can work with that!” 😂
Bailen Ganeshappa facts tf 😂😂
I swear Birdman is lowkey a down low dude
2019 news - internet virgin faze jarvis crying for hacking
Seems like something a virgin would do
@Birdman she actually went home, killed her husband, and then killed herself.
dam she gay
Really? Lol
@@rolltideroll8458 yes
Illmatix. Yeah I just saw that as well that’s fucked
@@calebe1108 that's messed up
3:08 i bet birdman’s exact words were “WHAT IS THIS GUY DOIN”
Let me catch my son saying he’d prefer a man over a woman
Right! Wtf is wrong WITH this generation.. Any HETEROSEXUAL man would fuck thst older lady over ANY man..
Fuck no. That corpse got dust and disease written all over it. Better a dick than that obese raisen
Jack Cough but ask no Anal then if u do u really gay
It's only gay if u moan ..
@@jackcough8155 it's not gay as long as you keep your socks on
He makes it sound like he did crystal meth. FaZe is giving him drugs, and that might be true because he keeps deleting my comments about how he’s on drugs lol.
Hyper Relic FaZe team is fueled by laced G Fuel, they snort a line of coke to start their day
@adritz400 no its a keyword blocker, so if you type in a keyword like "drugs" your comment will get deleted
Eboy Eve yea most likely, but my comment was up for like 5-10 mins till he or his team found out.
They have all been since the first faze houses blaziken and adapt seemed pretty innocent then moved with Jordan temper and them temper is chilling but the others see. Like add frat guys who prolly popping that md and railing that white girl
Last time I was this early cod pumped out some decent games
When i read ‚veteran’ i thought she was in the army, but no, she has just been teaching for a while...
“Special ed kids.....at least they can seeeeeee.”😂
“I think the no nut November got to him” - Birdman 2019
Ah yes
Post-nut Clarity
Best term ever🤣🤣
Gotta go get that Plan B
Birdman: "Special ed kids they can at least see, so i was thinking is he blind?" LMAO
5:14 "At least special Ed kids can see" This had me dying at how true it is
"I would prefer a nice beautiful man" - Birman 2019
"Post-Nut clarity" LMAO
Its a real thing bro
Can confirm
uhh you know that the "veteran" teacher actually killed her husband and then herself....
This seems interesting. Can you elaborate, because I really wanna know.
Actually nvm, I just scrolled down a bit and read what happened
Whattttttt
www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/crime/emma-neil-ogle-teacher-accused-sex-student-kills-husband-murder-suicide/amp/
@OutAtSea what a bitch
That kid needa to grow up, the only reason he was sad is because he can’t make trash fortnite videos anymore for a quick buck.
He spent thousands on the game, I would cry too if I lost all that shit lmao
I mean he spent thousands on it and made a living off a video game at 17
Dont act like you wouldnt atleast be pissed.
BriasRocks he got what he deserved if he really cared he wouldn’t have risked it like that
Xeniti I mean he’s still young so he wouldn’t have known about those responsibilities
@@ivansanchez4993 tf do you mean? He's 18 years old and he obviously knew (and even stated) that he could get in trouble for it, and now he's wailing like a 6 year old in the toy section over fortnite
Holy shot I'm relieved bird man dropped a video
been watching your older videos almost this whole day, and now watching your new ones. the progress of your voice from back then to now is insane lol
“Them walls have been vacated for years. That shits like an abandoned warehouse, you gotta dust off the cobwebs and shit”
- Birdman 2019
Please, go back to making eugene videos
Only real ones remember jarl
No. This is better.
My boi Jared 😂
iM tired of theeeeese females lying. those are the best
@@alexad7570 haha yeah those are my fav
That kid 100% DESERVES what he got LMAO 😂😂
The FaZe Jarvis person?
Ok boomer
I think he should've got like a year ban or 6 months ban since fortnite is probably dead by then
What pisses me off is his excuses , he made it look like he's innocent and didn't know what he was doing
Seitairyu i know right. man said "i made an alt so i won't get banned" and his brother was watching him
@Juan Cortez Muro it isn't "funny asf" and due to u spamming it throughout the comments I'm reporting it for spam. Every single one I see. I advise anyone who sees this comment to do the same
Bro that’s my teacher that my school garinger high school 😂😂😂😂 we made it baby
Cvs Pharmacy ha
I remember when my homie birdman only had 50k subs, almost teared up when he said Og
2:48 “they just wanna camp in some building” my guy what are you doing then? 😂
“They just camp in buildings in their spawn not going for the objective.”
This dude is literally in a building with a m4 and 725 🤦♂️
I was disgusted when I saw his loadout.
Hugo BLVCK To top it off he has double claymore. Why
@@berlin1288 if you can't beat em join em
@@nycwes1389 No. Every video about this game has these stupid comments. The game should be balanced according to the weapons and the archetypes they fit. The 725 does not make you a good player, it takes away from the skill ceiling, while simultaneously making weapons in the SMG category irrelevant and stupid to use. I will run around the map with my MP5 and every time I get into a duel, they pull this bullshit double barrel weapon of destruction out of their ass and kill me from absurd ranges. Why use an SMG if I'm just gonna get oneshot by the fucker sitting in a corner with this thing? It takes away from everyone's experience using anything else, thus ruining the game. Stop supporting and enabling the low skill players to compete, because they really shouldn't be.
Legit bro he was complaing about himself. The problem with cod is all the people saying “cant beat em join em” so now theres 80% of lobbies filled with NOTHING but m4, 725 and claymores
The kids gotta get an A+ some how
Was in the middle of ending no nut November when birdman saved me 🙏
Fuck you
@Star Wars Reviews basically not ejaculating for a month its basically a meme by now
*Same but mine was different I was watching and getting ready and the more I look at the woman's face it looks like a dude and turns out it was a dude and that's it for me I am scarf 4 life*
3:32 he stops talking bout call of duty. No need to thank me
?? shut up bitch
Thank you
C1 chill
Fuck off
Too late watched nearly the entire three minutes and then I saw ur comment.
Let me catch my son making a birdman 2019 comment
Birdman 2019
Dude the “I would prefer a beautiful man” comment was sus
He cool he said no homo
He ain't wrong though
I mean the whole thing about Jarvis is that he literally agreed to the terms and said “I accept that if I cheat I’ll get perma banned” and that shit is common knowledge anyways. 99/100 times you’ll get banned for hacking
She isn't ur average teacher, she's a veteran teacher!!!
"I like what Eleanor got going on over there" 😂😂😂 I ain't f****** with you man!! 💀
Love your content bro, literally found you yesterday and I’ve been watching all your vids for the past 24 hours
"Having a hard time understanding what was going through this young mans mind"...….DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
When you popped up the image of the faze member crying I got a hot sauce ad
Eugenes are evolving man and we need to stay updated nobody knows when the quiet kid will make his move we have a code red here it's been so long with no updates on the situation (FBI I'm just kidding)
That’s actually hilarious that a kid cries after being banned on fortnite. I don’t know why but this news brings me so much joy.
“I’ll give you something to cry about.” That gave me a whole lotta bad flashbacks
"Special ed kids, they can at least SEE."
- Birdman 2019
"I think No Nut November got to him" 💀
Jarvis is just another statistic of the millions of people who cried because of this game
😂😭
@@nebula3756 I know this is the reason XD but it's funny how a lot of people cry over it.
NebulaBlast it’s called making a new account and blurring the name
@@Prodixy he realized he actually have to go to work, don't nobody want to do that shit
I wonder how birdman keeps a straight face when commentating lolol. “Dust off the cobwebs and shit lol
12:44 Finally, waited for this the whole video xD
“People don’t move”
Sits in the house for half the game lmao
For real, the only time he was out of the building was because he died and was walking BACK to camp in the building again
Dude it’s the play style of the game, besides this isn’t a hardpoint match. Where is your logic?
DD Allin Wdym lol he’s being a hypocrite.
@@visionnaire4203 it's a headquarters match though, which is similar, he's still camping like the people he was complaining about. And no, it's not the playstyle of the game, I'm aggressive and do really well
Cloudless Studio he’s playing the game how it’s intended to be played. If you watch the first video where he gives his review of modern warfare, he explains everything from his gameplay to why he doesn’t like the game.
The hetero train passed and birdman still here ngl so many hints over the years im happy for you man no homo tho
EXCUSE TO GET UNBANNED: "I'M A CITIZEN OF THE FREE WORLD"
Best Birdman quotes start with “let me catch MY SON...”
Holy shit birdmans got over a million subs finally. First video I’ve checked out in a while but that’s dope
"63 year old veteran teacher" is the only thing my school is known for now lmao. I hate it here
Thats tuff
Update: I live in the area of the school and the police said she killed her self and her husband.
Fr?
That’s tuff
excuse me what the fuck Yep
I always play shoot house because it gives me the vibe of shipment 24/7 from Cod WW2
Birdman: Complains about camping. Also birdman: Camps on the only map that is less campy than the rest.
Update: The teacher was found dead in apparent murder-suicide.
The Mynor Really?
@@sanriosupremaci4638 yep her and husband
This guy camped the whole time in the building and he talks about campers lmao
he gets hardware banned so to play again he has to buy a new pc
How does that even work
“Oh shit I’m a victim I gotta report this” 😂😂😂 that shit had me dying
I wish i would have found your channel sooner, you would have opened my eyes to a lot of this ignorance going on right now
4:54 THATS MS OGLE SHE DIED BUT SHE WAS A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL
what
That’s a horrifying thing to find out
I'ma call bullshit on this
@@travisferguson33 Look Up Cms Garinger High School
@@Jinmetsujin how bout no
“Special ed kids can at least see though” 💀
Your just quoting without being funny
Let me catch my son crying about being banned on fortnite
it’s so fucking cold here where i live, so i started watching birdman because his voice warms me up ☺️
He’s gonna get hardware banned if he try’s to make another account
Why he sound like Afroman when he said “there was this blind man”
Don’t forget the teacher killed her husband and herself after she was exposed
Joao Carlos/JC Andrade why her husband? And why did he snitch he wanted it first then he told like a bitch
Jade Lockett I think it’s because she didn’t want him to live with the embarrassment maybe, yeahhhh I don’t get that part either like he definitely knew what he was doing and now just to go snitch on himself and her is stupid af
Joao Carlos/JC Andrade yeah it's dumb af
What teacher
Jade Lockett Plus now because he snitched two lives have been taken like I don’t think he thought impact it would have on rest of his life when he could of just kept it quiet and just enjoy himself😂😂
@Birdman the ban from Epic is more than just on the account. They can identifies the hardware and the IP adresse used by the account upon login. So he would need to play from a new computer and from a new place each time he got ban.
Yooo, Anthony you’re making me question you at times fr fr 😂💀
I just realized, after watching the video that...
*13 minutes passed*
Most ppl reading this ain’t even finish the vid smh
You are correct
True
your brain uses past experience to construct a hypothesis (the simulation) and compares it to the cacophony arriving from your senses. in this manner, simulation let's your brain impose meaning on the noise, selecting what's relevant and ignoring the rest
Rien I too dumb to understand
@@calebbrown4287 me too
Did y’all already fail NNN I’m curious
Because I did 😳😈
I failed on the first day
Bro you gotta drop more content, your competition getting you right now.
just saw a ad on his channel didn’t skip love u birdman
Didn't jarvis get ip banned thats why he cant make a nee account
I DONT EVEN TRY VPNs exist
@@silverscrub2414 easy anti-cheat probs detects vpns and goes through them
Ip banned and hardware banned. Vpns and new computers don't really work because epic tracks ip activity on accounts but there are some ways around it
@@jirokunou4222 jarvis has enough followers to have enough money to cancel his internet service, then buy the same plan again and have a new IP address.. Hes just too stupid to know it apparently
@@metalmadness90000 couldnt he just hide his username so epic wont know its him
first bruv
Rien damn i tried gg man
Ur gay
You were quick as hell, a man of culture as well.
I got second
@@eliiteghxst_5290 no u