It's not corruption if it's Britain!
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- Опубликовано: 24 янв 2023
- Governments just need to remember the golden rule!
Satirical comedy sketch about corruption and Britain...
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This isn't corruption - it's the very best of British satire! "Synergy of influence" made me spit my coffee at the screen!
I will use that one as well.
This isn't corruption, it's M&S Corruption......
Me too. Great one
Same for me !!! So genius...
I fully expect to witness a politician use the phrase 'synergy of influence' unironically within 2 years.
@Andrew Murray I'd give it two weeks!🙄
I’m fairly sure that someone who writes speeches will see this and work it in.
This isn't just corruption, this is world beating corruption.
The Conservative party motto: Looking out for No. 1.
Oh Matt, I didn’t realise you are the new Conservative Chairman.
“Synergy of influence” is genius-level weasel. Or weasel-level genius. It’s both. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I so want that T-shirt - it’s not corruption if it’s Britain 😅 cheers Matt 😂😂
😂😂😂🤣😭
'Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?'
Killer line.
One man's drizzle is another man's reign.
@@dondoodat Good one.
No they don't. They go to private islands in the Caribbean or mountaintop villas in Italy (without the security detail)...
The Golden rule is "Them that has the gold makes the rules". :-)) Not forgetting "Politics is about helping people and your a person. Right" :-)) or we can turn to religious texts which say "The Lord helps those who help themselves". :-)) Well played Matt.
But God help anyone who gets caught helping themselves, as my Grandad used to say🕊️
Very true... If it was Africa or Asia... It would be called out as corruption
It wasn't corruption, it was a jape.
High jinks by the chaps.
It bafflea me that we don't call it corruption
If only we had some sort of office that could seriously look into the possibility of fraud.
I’ve just noticed, “Tory Britain” is an anagram of “Not Corrupt Us”!! 😂😂
It's TORY Britain
At the start of another drizzly day in "Synergy of Interest" Britain the silver lining, that puts a smile on your face, is a Matt Green video. Thanks Matt for yet another gem.
"Synergy of influence" that's it! Who can have problem with that ?
"Can you really do dodgy deals in drizzle?" Oh Matt, I adore you now and forever! 😆
That was my fav..
@@lovesees4320 And mine.
No job is just too big for him, unlike the current PM, one wonders?
"Corruption is something that happens in other countries. Hot ones, probably." Brilliant. Just brilliant.
"Synergy of influence." A great phrase for the next Tory manifesto. Matt should charge royalties for that one.
Both extraordinarily funny and painfully accurate...
It will always be the same old story while the Tories are in control. when will the Working class Learn!!!!!
A very clear training video for Tory party candidates. Well done. And no doubt will be more remunerative than the YT revenues.
Sadly, this is basically their argument.
Frankly, the difference between satire and reality gets harder and harder to distinguish. Clever, the right words, the right voice.
Boris Johnson really ruined satire.
Top notch satire! 🥇
Brilliant sketch as always. I studied corruption and governance in University and it peeves me off to no end seeing clear corruption be justified because it’s happening in Britain’s. Any other country it’s clear cut. The comedy always makes me laugh, but I feel Ill remembering it’s now a reality.
Hi, I work for Tory HQ. You sound perfect for our "future leader" programme. If you can provide details regarding the value of your scam-portfolio, and relevant "fiscal holiday homes", at your earliest convenience, we can have you installed as PM by Summer Recess...
I look forward to our continued profits.
You'd be surprised, mate
It's not a crime if you don't caught!
Excellent. So good that the Tories make me feel guilty for laughing. 🤷🤣
So many Hunts so little morals
That’s so true. Sadly our morals got killed off since 2010.
"Synergy of influence" is very good!
Oh so wonderful - these guys running the country are really patriots.... honestly.....
"Synergy of influence" is pure Gus from drop the dead donkey lol. Perfect.
I hope Matt will never accept any offer to become a spin-doctor or we will be lost.
Yep. If they got him on board he'd tie us in knots, take us to the cleaners and we'd probably endeup thanking him for having convinced us to vote for something totally against our own interests. A master of political gobbleydegook.
This would be hilarious if this wasn't already government policy
When I was young corruption only happened in foreign countries: how times have change.
Once again Matt prove he has his finger on the pulse of the comedy vein
I hope this is a joke 🙃🥲
@@shairafaiza7261 Why?
This is chillingly convincing Matt. Maybe you'll be offered work by Tory-orientated think tanks soon...if you haven't already!!!!!!!!
Ah yes the Father Ted defense never grows old, the money was merely resting in my account Dougal😂
'Because we're all about helping people, and if you're a people, then you'll support us!' ⚒️ 🇷🇺
Don't be giving them ideas, Matt. Brilliant as always. My god, they're keeping you busy but keep going for us that despair at what is going on.
I guess this is my new favourite until the next one. Brilliantly done.
It's not corruption if you are wearing an Ermine... It's Britain.
Keep up the great work Matt, you had me in stitches.
Hitting the nail on the head yet again. Great work.
Top stuff again Matt best political satirist for years. Keep going.
Spot on as usual. Matt is outstanding.
A Party Political Broadcast, on the behalf of the Conservative Unionist national trustees.
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Some people don't seek influence, they create impact
OMG, SPOT ON😂😂😭😭
Gods you're fast turning these out. Brilliant! Keep it up!
The last line is absolutely brilliant!
It's not comedy it is reality 🤣🤪
'Synergy of influence' - absolutely brilliant, and the knowing look at the end put me off my dinner!
Brilliant use of comedy to expose the truth. Touching not just on those who directly perpetrate the corruption, but the passive acceptance of those of us who sit by and let it happen. When I hear of the misdeeds of those in power, there is always that niggling doubt that their excuses might be true because of an almost unconscious feeling ‘that this can’t be happening here’. Thanks for helping to open my eyes just a little more.
Helping other people? It's not even corruption if you're caught red handed helping yourself, apparently. Those stables don't heat themselves, y'know.
You're going from strength to strength with this excuse for a government. Thanks ❤
Some new Conservatives will watch this thinking it's an official ethics training video. I mean, it may as well be, so what's the difference.
It's all a huge misunderstanding ... What we see is the rehearsal for a remake of "For a few dollars more".
Oh so tragically true😭 I have been mouthing off about this exactly thing for years thinking its only me that sees this for what it really is. Thank goodness there are others out there with eyes ears and brains engaged.
At least its not corruption coz we don't have that in Britain.
Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap, favorite song of every politician.
Nail hit firmly on the head. Perfect skit as always!
I am sold on this! If someone would give me at least 10 Million I would see what I could do for them.
"Dodgy deals in drizzle" 😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant! TBH I'm sick to the back teeth of these individuals whose only purpose is to avoid tax and make each other richer. We need a general election PDQ.
GE? 1st past the pub. PDQ, today, next week, 2024, but it doesn't matter because democracy in name only is no democracy.
Need a General Election?.....think i would rather stick with the conservatives rather than Keir Starmers Labour party. At least it is transparent greed, corruption, and nepotism, not something wrapped in hypocrisy.
How about putting your Bullingdon “burn a £50 note in a homeless man’s face” Club crony on the “Committee for Standards in Public Life”; the Ethics watchdog that gave us the Nolan Principles, like Boris?
Perhaps Rich! Could fill the vacant since 2021 member’s seat with an ex-Tory Party Chairman, say by next weekend.
Bullseye! The corruption and poverty
Best ignore it I suppose.
Making the truth so glaringly obvious it hurts. Excellent.
This is so depressingly brilliant!
Now I'm in doubt about my personhood!
Totally agree!
It might seem like corruption to you but it's just the way we do business.
When you set up your first off shore business, you'll understand.
Brilliant. It is 😂 - but sadly also true. I think we have become a corrupt country.
Very good Matt.
Tell it how it is.
Thank You Mat🤗
spot on again matt
Fuck yeah !!!! Bang on! Matt Green you legend!
Brilliant, thanks Matt.
Is this your application to be the next independent ethics commissioner??? 😆
So good! 😂
What to say ? So funny , and so true.On the nail as usual Matt. What would we do without these videos. ? Can't wait for the next one.
It's not corruption It's just the American way.
Brilliant 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂
Synergy of influence
Outstandingly brilliant! "Synergy of influence" - the art of spin at its best. You have indeed outdone yourself Matt, bravo!!
Launch an independent investigation run by... Feckin brilliant, Matt
Excellent on point clip
Loved it
Brilliant, says it all.
Both sad and funny at the same time.
Well said.
We need a full breakdown of corruption in our country and how to stop it. In America they have the represent u.s campaign which pushes for constitutional amendment to get money and special interests out of politics
Superb as ever😂
Always Great. Always True.
Thank you for sharing
These videos are criminally underwatched!
Spot on as usual. Get that tour sorted out, we all need moments of sanity and quality entertainment to look forward to.
Wasn’t England the place where pirates had a king’s/queen‘s uniform, some time ago?
Bravo
Just brilliant
Loved the fact that you didn’t put up the British flag when you referenced B**** J****** and the BBC Chairman Dodginess
It's curruption