Jedi Fallen Order but it's kinky

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  • @seamore6996
    @seamore6996 5 лет назад +8153

    Darth Vader: shows up
    Literally everyone: so anyways I started running

    • @alucardbunche4197
      @alucardbunche4197 5 лет назад +31

      I would like but its perfect 69

    • @Skelebon
      @Skelebon 5 лет назад +119

      zer0
      That’s exactly what I did in mine.
      I ran straight into the closed door and got dragged back.

    • @silverwolf5643
      @silverwolf5643 5 лет назад +12

      I would have fight and join Vader if that was a choice

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 5 лет назад +6

      Holy fuck. 666 likes. 0_0

    • @alexanderquick9016
      @alexanderquick9016 5 лет назад +5

      @@alucardbunche4197 exactly what I thought when I saw the scene screw order 66 because it's kinky

  • @stevied6408
    @stevied6408 5 лет назад +2940

    Zanny: I swear if you get saved by another cutscene.
    *the exact opposite happens

  • @jackerickson4747
    @jackerickson4747 5 лет назад +4522

    Darth Vader: *Enters*
    Me: *searches for high ground*

  • @BatMan-cn9hd
    @BatMan-cn9hd 3 года назад +1176

    Palpatine: henceforth you shall be known as lord Vader. Anakin: shouldn’t that be darth. Palpatine: You are my apprentice but I do not grant you the rank of darth

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 3 года назад +138

      Anakin: How could you!? This is unfair!
      Palpatine: Take a seat, young Vader.

    • @connormcgehee9349
      @connormcgehee9349 2 года назад +58

      @@TheGary108 vader then goes on to betray the dark side and kill his old master while full of emotion

    • @thebatman7347
      @thebatman7347 2 года назад +63

      Anakin: How can you be a sith and not be a darth? this is outragous, its unfair
      Palps: take a seat... young vader

    • @weegee_darthno4045
      @weegee_darthno4045 2 года назад +26

      Vader when an officer refer's to him as "Lord Vader" instead of "Darth Vader": *Becareful not to choke*

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад

      Eh, lords better than Darth

  • @maxnewhouse1081
    @maxnewhouse1081 4 года назад +4390

    “Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe......you must be a Weasley”

    • @darthmaul2005
      @darthmaul2005 3 года назад +33

      @bastard granny, ha, and they both ain’t the best at it, it’s a Space Weasley, he was disowned because he only had the force and not magic, lol.

    • @jaxbox0868
      @jaxbox0868 3 года назад +14

      @@darthmaul2005 And because he used the imperius curse on darth vader

    • @darthmaul2005
      @darthmaul2005 3 года назад +8

      @@jaxbox0868 lol that’s why he’s a sith in new journey+

    • @jaxbox0868
      @jaxbox0868 3 года назад +3

      @@darthmaul2005 😂

    • @peridotphoenixx1577
      @peridotphoenixx1577 3 года назад +2

      Dont forget his robot aka rat

  • @secretsauceii3810
    @secretsauceii3810 4 года назад +1886

    “The bright yellow poncho is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be... unnatural.”

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 4 года назад +36

      "Is it possible to learn this power?"

    • @MrWick-el4wk
      @MrWick-el4wk 4 года назад +29

      @@Straswa not from jedi

    • @familyrewind
      @familyrewind 4 года назад +10

      "Have you heard the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

    • @kevinchen5167
      @kevinchen5167 4 года назад +5

      @@MrWick-el4wk Have you ever heard the story of darth José?

    • @MrWick-el4wk
      @MrWick-el4wk 4 года назад

      @@kevinchen5167 no

  • @xghostactives1908
    @xghostactives1908 5 лет назад +15992

    Everybody Gangster till vader doesn't have a health bar

    • @LordHoward
      @LordHoward 5 лет назад +817

      when the boss is so strong it doesn't have a health bar

    • @aaronb2334
      @aaronb2334 5 лет назад +422

      I always love to really give those unbeatable bosses a good fight.

    • @doomslayer163
      @doomslayer163 5 лет назад +282

      Vader looked cool af in the game..Straight G..

    • @merlin6553
      @merlin6553 5 лет назад +196

      Straight fucking nightmare fuel

    • @sharpshooterjames8891
      @sharpshooterjames8891 5 лет назад +118

      Unknown Soul but that is what makes Vader so amazing. He takes the piss outa everyone, including the audience

  • @Paguo
    @Paguo 2 года назад +938

    The dread that the game captures with Vader is incredible. Kinda like that final scene from Rogue One

    • @kikagezumi
      @kikagezumi 2 года назад +21

      You know, until he lost that data disk, I'm sure he was having a great time.

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 5 лет назад +672

    "Hey Merrin... great weather"
    "We are in space. There is no weather... only darkness"

  • @somethingbeyondwords9553
    @somethingbeyondwords9553 4 года назад +4818

    "They tickled her until they gave in"
    Was Pervy doing the interrogation?

    • @ethan__skywalker
      @ethan__skywalker 4 года назад +79

      Something Beyond Words this comment deserves more likes than it has

    • @somethingbeyondwords9553
      @somethingbeyondwords9553 4 года назад +17

      Thanks:)

    • @bigiron1311
      @bigiron1311 4 года назад +22

      Something Beyond Words this actually made me laugh so I agree

    • @jamy306
      @jamy306 4 года назад +4

      Well I guess

    • @4kfernyy
      @4kfernyy 4 года назад +5

      I would like but it's a perfect 420 so I came to like here👍

  • @harrisonward3464
    @harrisonward3464 5 лет назад +4644

    Three point saber combo is what I live for

    • @localjuicebox9026
      @localjuicebox9026 5 лет назад +18

      It's 3 point saber combo

    • @harrisonward3464
      @harrisonward3464 5 лет назад +25

      just some guy with a melon addiction I have no idea what you’re talking about I totally didn’t just change it

    • @luck_adiante
      @luck_adiante 5 лет назад +7

      I'm not gonna like your comment, because at the time of me seeing it, it has 69 likes.
      Just wanted to let you know that... for no reason

    • @harrisonward3464
      @harrisonward3464 5 лет назад +3

      The Noblesse I respect you even more now

    • @farhanrahman3609
      @farhanrahman3609 5 лет назад +4

      Can somone explain what 3 point saber combo actually is?

  • @jeeplord4067
    @jeeplord4067 3 года назад +3444

    I remember grinding hours on trilla. When vader walked out I got so mad. “How tf am I gonna fight you?” Were my first words

    • @matthewbracey-sherman3570
      @matthewbracey-sherman3570 3 года назад +156

      bro HONESTLY

    • @vikingmetalhead024
      @vikingmetalhead024 2 года назад +145

      Nightsister Merrin disliked this comment.

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 2 года назад +106

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie…

    • @Eric-cj8sb
      @Eric-cj8sb 2 года назад +17

      Beat her on Jedi Master after 2 or 3 tries lmao. How do people find this game so hard?

    • @nicograms
      @nicograms 2 года назад +88

      @@Eric-cj8sb A lot of people don't have a lot of experience with these types of games. Or they could be playing on GM. If Knight is a 2 and Master is a 4, then GM is a 15 in terms of difficulty.

  • @bacondorito
    @bacondorito 4 года назад +1312

    1:10 “it’s been through hell.”
    “It watched the last jedi in theaters?”
    LMAO

  • @acrazeefamily3610
    @acrazeefamily3610 5 лет назад +653

    Vader: *dosn’t have a health bar*
    Zanny: i guess I’ll die now.

  • @andrewrisser5770
    @andrewrisser5770 4 года назад +2774

    12:16 the genuine scream of terror. Its all i need to say.

    • @chaoticproductions3922
      @chaoticproductions3922 4 года назад +143

      yeah there are so many fuckin screams of terror its hilarious

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 года назад +46

      Well, it is hecking darth Vader

    • @Spicket
      @Spicket 3 года назад +29

      I love his death screams

    • @Neo_the_infamous0
      @Neo_the_infamous0 3 года назад +5

      That a sub horror sequence

    • @sethgriffin5637
      @sethgriffin5637 3 года назад +35

      Vader’s appearance was definitely my favorite part of the game. After defeating a couple of the Inquisitors and a few other bosses you get a false sense of confidence in Cal’s ability. Then Vader just randomly shows up and the only option is to run. What an absolute unit lmao

  • @Calamibee
    @Calamibee 3 года назад +4180

    “Luke didn’t even need to train to defeat Vader he could’ve just brought a water gun”
    Someone make an animation of that

    • @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im
      @BILLYdaGOAT-rd5im 3 года назад +53

      Dew it

    • @Rc-discharge
      @Rc-discharge 3 года назад +9

      @Anakin Skywalker CW general skywalker what is your channel 🖼

    • @frozenduck23
      @frozenduck23 2 года назад +69

      To be fair, the fact that vader is holding back the entire ocean by himself shows that a water gun is ineffective. Get one of those electric cow prods, those do super effective damage against vader.

    • @Bigcozza
      @Bigcozza 2 года назад

      @@frozenduck23 bro just throw sand on him

    • @sashaleigh6655
      @sashaleigh6655 2 года назад +12

      Just get a gatling gun. I doubt he's gonna matrix it.

  • @mybuttcheeks1176
    @mybuttcheeks1176 5 лет назад +3085

    Who else gets satisfaction when Zanny kills someone on the third hit of the three point saber combo

  • @mrwilson9885
    @mrwilson9885 5 лет назад +417

    Cal: defeats trilla
    Also cal: why do I still here boss music

  • @astrolynxical
    @astrolynxical 3 года назад +848

    Goes from singing to: “WHAT THE FUCK- that’s not Merrin!” Holy shit that was fucking hilarious lmfaooo

    • @johnadler6987
      @johnadler6987 3 года назад +54

      And then he goes right back to singing as if nothing even happened lmao!

  • @AZ_The_Dude
    @AZ_The_Dude 2 года назад +436

    13:15 Little did anyone know that Lord Vader has mastered a forbidden Force technique: The Force Bitchslap

  • @igota100inscience9
    @igota100inscience9 4 года назад +1518

    "Give me more" "I’m going to enjoy this" "does it hurt" "don’t let it end yet"
    -pervy the storm trooper

  • @obesemonkey1980
    @obesemonkey1980 4 года назад +881

    Cal: is about to drown
    Jar Jar swimming to rescue him: MeESa caLLeD JAr jaR biNkS

  • @AutisticAlchoholic
    @AutisticAlchoholic 4 года назад +3533

    Trilla died the same way she fought, in a cutscene

    • @Tweaker777
      @Tweaker777 4 года назад +31

      LOL

    • @th3t1guy81
      @th3t1guy81 4 года назад +8

      Hahahahahaha

    • @grizzlypork2965
      @grizzlypork2965 4 года назад +104

      Live by the cutscene... Die by the cutscene...

    • @AutisticAlchoholic
      @AutisticAlchoholic 4 года назад +44

      @@grizzlypork2965 I use the cutscene to destroy the cutscene

    • @th3t1guy81
      @th3t1guy81 4 года назад +2

      Wesley Overpowered for sure hahahah

  • @nikidelvalle
    @nikidelvalle Год назад +153

    To note, of course Vader kept the platforms floating for Cal because if Cal falls the holocron goes with him.

  • @Fi_Sci_
    @Fi_Sci_ 5 лет назад +2875

    Yeah Screw Izuniy. Vader’s entrance scene was still epic nonetheless but screw that guy for spoiling it in his thumbnail.

    • @Fi_Sci_
      @Fi_Sci_ 5 лет назад +187

      Spider Gwen yeah, Zanny’s description of the guy in the video itself said it best.

    • @MrPepeDBZ
      @MrPepeDBZ 5 лет назад +55

      I don't even know how I managed to avoid that for my gf, but that sofb ruined my surprise

    • @koltradojits4288
      @koltradojits4288 5 лет назад +54

      The ads for the game ruined it too. I literally just got the game yesterday.

    • @Fi_Sci_
      @Fi_Sci_ 5 лет назад +44

      Kolt Radojits yeah I’ve seen the ad too, love how they show a glimpse of Vader at the end.
      Pretty troll move for Players who were getting the game for Christmas

    • @WhattheFoXPlay
      @WhattheFoXPlay 5 лет назад +33

      ye, let's go to his channel and bring him a bunch of dislikes and bad comments xD
      screw that guy

  • @danielstudart2062
    @danielstudart2062 5 лет назад +238

    I love how when you go to the combat tips (against the enemies) on the game, if you go to the Darth Vader one it says "escape is the only chance of survival", that was so chilling.

  • @jdizzle3000
    @jdizzle3000 4 года назад +541

    I love how effortless Vader is when fighting Cere and as soon as he puts some oomph into a hit she flies across to the other side of the hallway

    • @iamtheyeti6663
      @iamtheyeti6663 2 года назад +43

      Literally the dirtiest backhand I've ever witnessed

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 2 года назад +1

      he pimp handed cere

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 2 года назад +134

    I swear, the only moment of true and genuine terror i've felt in a long time was when i thought vader was going to squish my BD-1.

    • @d4rksonic474
      @d4rksonic474 Год назад +11

      He does, if you - somehow - miss the QTE. But you just die and have to repeat so it's not canon.

  • @loubar2134
    @loubar2134 5 лет назад +359

    "you have failed me inquisitor"
    "oh she dead"
    i'm dying

  • @therisengeckoexe1571
    @therisengeckoexe1571 5 лет назад +1139

    Trilla: “Careful with that thing, It’s been through hell.”
    zanny:”It saw The Last Jedi in theatres?”

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 5 лет назад +13

      The second coming Exe. I loved that joke too also I liked the last Jedi please don’t hate me I like both legends and canon and I like to fuse them for fun just giving my opinion

    • @Wanderer00001
      @Wanderer00001 4 года назад +8

      I’ve been through this hell
      I’m literally scarred for life

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 4 года назад +12

      Trilla: "Careful with that thing, it's been through hell."
      Me: "It's seen the Star Wars fandom currently?"

    • @randomgamer625
      @randomgamer625 4 года назад +2

      William Beck oh my god that’s perfect!

    • @Torsk1007
      @Torsk1007 4 года назад +2

      therisengecko exe I have been through hell

  • @zanny9823
    @zanny9823 5 лет назад +335

    Me: doesn’t like the video
    Pervy the purge trooper: * steps out of closet *
    Me: ah shit here we go again
    Pervy: “i want more”

  • @Barrystue
    @Barrystue 2 года назад +129

    *quicktime happens*
    Zanny: “it’s a cutscene”
    *it becomes a cutscene*
    Zanny:”oh nevermind not a cutscene”
    Zanny a split second later: *unintelligible screaming

  • @LSULL97
    @LSULL97 5 лет назад +597

    Zanny: “Looks like this is it. The end of the line.... There’s so many things I wanted to tell Merrin
    Merrin: *Teleports in*
    Zanny: ..... IT’S NOT OVER TONIIIGGGHHHT!!!

    • @wesleyprice2523
      @wesleyprice2523 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @sirCharon
      @sirCharon 5 лет назад +1

      Zanny is literally me

    • @Mrcarmax98
      @Mrcarmax98 5 лет назад +8

      Just give me one more chance to make it rightttt

    • @DogeCop
      @DogeCop 4 года назад +3

      @@Mrcarmax98 I MAY NOT MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT,

    • @rockandroller7118
      @rockandroller7118 3 года назад +1

      I WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU

  • @theseeker2360
    @theseeker2360 5 лет назад +763

    Me: talks to girl
    My brain: 45% downloaded

    • @TangyGuest1
      @TangyGuest1 5 лет назад +49

      Her: rejects me
      "That download was corrupted"

    • @potato_god_03
      @potato_god_03 4 года назад

      Her: Friend zones me
      My brain: *An error has occurred*

  • @ChargeJN
    @ChargeJN 4 года назад +512

    “Thats a literal force field, thats not a thing.”
    “how did this happen, we’re smarter than this?”

    • @DogeCop
      @DogeCop 4 года назад +9

      Apparently not

    • @DogeCop
      @DogeCop 4 года назад +9

      @Gun Darkzits what anakin says in Revenge of the Sith when they're trapped in the ray shields

    • @DogeCop
      @DogeCop 4 года назад +6

      @Gun Darkz its aight

    • @dominicc4051
      @dominicc4051 4 года назад +12

      It looked more like a “Rey Sheild”

    • @cristinastan217
      @cristinastan217 4 года назад +8

      If I may share my knowledge.
      The force ability Cere uses is actually a forbidden one. It was used by Kanan Jarrus in Star Wars Rebels to save the others from an exploding fueldepot, sacrificing himself.
      So as we see „force barriers“ are canon.

  • @nyphron3109
    @nyphron3109 3 года назад +289

    Favorite part about this video: "The Dauntless" was Moff Raythe's star destroyer. So you've been knighted and immediately chosen to name yourself after an Imperial I-class Star Destroyer.

    • @SAR-1346
      @SAR-1346 2 года назад +10

      Respect +

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 лет назад +577

    Zanny: ok I'm safe
    Vader: *breathes*
    Zanny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @vocalvortexstudios2058
      @vocalvortexstudios2058 4 года назад

      This is just literal, like if you heard darth vader breathing behind you youd shit your pants too mans a monster

    • @Mwraf
      @Mwraf 4 года назад

      Fucken comedy gold

    • @Rougeification
      @Rougeification 4 года назад

      *Narrows eyes*

  • @noobless5
    @noobless5 4 года назад +555

    Allies & Foes Cal has Earned throughout the series:
    1. Pop Out Eye Cere
    2. Merrin/Cal's Girlfriend
    3. Greezy Four Arms
    4. Lord Vader
    5. Pervy The Purge Trooper
    6. BB-1
    7. Window Cleaner Saw
    8. Screenshot Tarfull
    9. Slugoat
    10. Drugs
    11. Darth Clanka
    12. Tickled Trilla
    13. Evil Santa Clause
    14. Ongo Bongo
    15. CAMERAMAN!!!!!!!

    • @idonotknow2652
      @idonotknow2652 4 года назад +52

      You forgot the Cameraman, the true final boss

    • @JW-kf6gd
      @JW-kf6gd 4 года назад +28

      Note for number 11, please don’t use the hard r, it’s Darth Clanka

    • @matty.ice17
      @matty.ice17 4 года назад +3

      Note for number 6, it’s BD-1 not BB-1

    • @idonotknow2652
      @idonotknow2652 4 года назад +10

      @@matty.ice17
      Zanny calls him BB in the first episode, that's the joke....

    • @fritziabroad6171
      @fritziabroad6171 4 года назад +1

      The eyes didn’t bother me at all

  • @Tosti_bakker
    @Tosti_bakker 4 года назад +690

    1:08 "It's been through hell"
    "Did it watch TLJ in theaters?"
    I couldn't stop laughing

    • @Delta-62
      @Delta-62 3 года назад +2

      No no there’s no did

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 года назад +9

      indeed there's nothing worse

    • @Delta-62
      @Delta-62 3 года назад +4

      Actually I did watch it in theaters and I’m pretty sure I saw satan

    • @Delta-62
      @Delta-62 3 года назад

      That time it did need a did

    • @bretttharpwriter
      @bretttharpwriter 3 года назад +15

      The Rise of Skywalker came out, there was indeed something worse.

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 2 года назад +79

    12:19 The sudden change of scene while shouting makes it funnier.

  • @liamkelley2370
    @liamkelley2370 5 лет назад +314

    The droid trusted you and you pushed him off the ledge. Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @unbelievablytrash9458
      @unbelievablytrash9458 5 лет назад +17

      Droid: You were my brother Zanny, I loved you.
      Zanny: Long live the dark lord of the Clankers.

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 5 лет назад +1

      Betrayal. That is the way of the Sith.

    • @masteryoda9335
      @masteryoda9335 5 лет назад

      @@pmc614 Hmm, but not the way of the jedi, that is

  • @kugelblitzkrieg
    @kugelblitzkrieg 4 года назад +563

    When Zanny said people were making fun of him for only having 6 stims at the end of the game, it really confused me. I only ever had 3 stims, and it made me hate life.

    • @vexatiouselk2130
      @vexatiouselk2130 4 года назад +50

      KugelBlitz I didn’t even know you could get more stims I had two the whole time (I tend to explore after the story)

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 4 года назад +7

      I had 4 the first time through

    • @jpgofachicken8994
      @jpgofachicken8994 4 года назад +7

      I had the default 2 the whole time

    • @darthvader3690
      @darthvader3690 4 года назад +5

      A7Chicken 21 I’m sorry but I don’t speak weak

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 4 года назад +13

      @@darthvader3690 how did you forget your native language? Ah, it's probably the lack of sand exposure, good thing i always keep some in my pocket. Time for your medication Ani 😈

  • @lasagnaboy4728
    @lasagnaboy4728 5 лет назад +5390

    Darth clanker? Wouldnt that be like calling mace windu Darth ni-

  • @michellemccrocklin1610
    @michellemccrocklin1610 2 года назад +42

    Trilla: Being tortured physically and mentally and enduring excruciating pain
    This man: "They tickled her until she gave in!"

  • @sarpdogru7467
    @sarpdogru7467 4 года назад +389

    Zanny:luke didnt need all that training all he need was a water gun.
    Me:or a cup of sand..

    • @PollutedIndian
      @PollutedIndian 4 года назад +4

      Or he could just say what would hour mother think

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 4 года назад +2

      POCKET SAND

    • @TheBrokenOwl
      @TheBrokenOwl 4 года назад +2

      Or the high ground

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 4 года назад +1

      Well, you know what they say, a desert is half a beach

  • @senbujohns4489
    @senbujohns4489 5 лет назад +895

    Zanny: Harder Daddy !
    Darth: What ?
    Zanny: You heard me!

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад +22

      Zanny: D-daddy Darth~! More~!
      Darth Vader: 0_0

    • @sincalo
      @sincalo 5 лет назад +4

      Luke didn't like that

    • @roflstompin
      @roflstompin 5 лет назад +2

      vader means "father" in dutch i hear so if Cal was luke, he wouldnt be wrong.

    • @unassumingprofilepicture8642
      @unassumingprofilepicture8642 5 лет назад

      Tim Justus Darth father

    • @roflstompin
      @roflstompin 5 лет назад +1

      @@unassumingprofilepicture8642 Darth DADDY

  • @flyingfish2566
    @flyingfish2566 4 года назад +623

    0:50 “it’s called spacing you jerk” this aged *very* well

    • @Crayveee
      @Crayveee 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @paradoz8375
      @paradoz8375 4 года назад +12

      Cutting and having a clip of that.
      When someone comes close to you just freaking play the clip and boom.

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 3 года назад

      0:48

  • @anubischild7293
    @anubischild7293 3 года назад +188

    2:33 zanny: oh you have beautiful eyes
    Eyes: *light up*
    Zanny: *fear*

  • @alwaysaw3s0m35
    @alwaysaw3s0m35 5 лет назад +608

    Merrin best girl

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 5 лет назад +19

      I'm not touching the like button cuz its on 66

    • @eccentricjoe5410
      @eccentricjoe5410 5 лет назад +21

      @@BizzareJungle13 we need a sequel just to see what happens between her and cal lol

    • @BizzareJungle13
      @BizzareJungle13 5 лет назад

      @@eccentricjoe5410 we don't I riot it's a good story just some crappy mechanics I think

    • @dannymccrea9642
      @dannymccrea9642 5 лет назад

      That one hug was the true reward for beating the game

    • @gotworc
      @gotworc 5 лет назад +1

      @@BizzareJungle13 what are the crappy mechanics?

  • @monkeydtony5848
    @monkeydtony5848 4 года назад +3020

    Things I want in Jedi Fallen Order 2
    -Cal and Merrin to get together
    -Darth Maul boss battle
    -Cal and Merrin to get together
    -New force abilities
    -Cal to undergo training from either Ashoka or some other legendary Jedi Knight
    And Cal and Merrin to get together.

    • @captainhufflepuff501
      @captainhufflepuff501 3 года назад +227

      Ah so I see your a man of culture as well! 😄

    • @sedlyholmes3722
      @sedlyholmes3722 3 года назад +133

      So basically CalMirren

    • @omnomisander6712
      @omnomisander6712 3 года назад +74

      yes, also can we get a force sheild? that would be prtty cool.

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 3 года назад +173

      Bro I think you forgot the very popular wish of Cal and Merrin to get together.

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 года назад +140

      You missed cal and merrin getting together, how could you forget that? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @LukeSkywalker-gc4nm
    @LukeSkywalker-gc4nm 5 лет назад +353

    “Cal, this is not the time to have a heart attack”

  • @ShadowStrike946
    @ShadowStrike946 3 года назад +86

    1:03 "Carefull with that it's been through hell" have you whatched the last jedi in theater" that made my day

  • @calebcantrell9115
    @calebcantrell9115 5 лет назад +841

    "Be careful with that thing....it's been through hell"
    Zanny: "So its seen the last Jedi?"
    This channel is a gold mine.

    • @mylesdenton1819
      @mylesdenton1819 5 лет назад +2

      10:10 me too ITS DARTH MAUL!!!!

    • @mylesdenton1819
      @mylesdenton1819 5 лет назад +3

      0:10 and my fossil database has a storage of 4 trilla-bytes eh eh...

    • @heeff
      @heeff 5 лет назад +2

      I watched the premiere... there was no way to know... I watched at midnight 😥😥😰

  • @Vegerotprinceofallvegetables
    @Vegerotprinceofallvegetables 4 года назад +174

    11:24
    Cal: harder daddy
    Darth daddy: What?
    Cal: What?

  • @wolfiecascade9589
    @wolfiecascade9589 5 лет назад +699

    Pervy purge trooper needs to be an unlockable character in Battlefront 2, *2020 Valentine's day update~*

  • @phrog9828
    @phrog9828 3 года назад +202

    13:13 can i just mention how gigantic vader is in this scene

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 2 года назад +24

      Well he is like 7 ft tall

    • @quandaledingle6949
      @quandaledingle6949 2 года назад +21

      Yeah dude vader in the suit is like 7 feet tall lmao

    • @choochduchatkiewicz3164
      @choochduchatkiewicz3164 2 года назад +31

      It's for the high ground

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +1

      ​@@choochduchatkiewicz3164he's becoming the high ground

    • @RandomStarWarsFan
      @RandomStarWarsFan 25 дней назад

      ​@@quandaledingle6949 yeah and cere is also pretty short so he just looks massive

  • @hewhoderps4362
    @hewhoderps4362 5 лет назад +373

    Zanny: “A literal force field! That’s not a thing!”
    Satele Shan: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @danielsteger8456
      @danielsteger8456 5 лет назад +3

      yes

    • @bobafett4452
      @bobafett4452 5 лет назад +2

      Yes. Yes you are

    • @FireSignd
      @FireSignd 5 лет назад +1

      I mean... she ain't canon!

    • @kegi
      @kegi 5 лет назад +6

      ah, a scholar i see...

    • @jagtech490
      @jagtech490 5 лет назад +8

      FireSignd canon is a loose term when referring to Star wars

  • @erossol79
    @erossol79 5 лет назад +514

    When you almost kill Trilla until Vader ends up stealing your kill

    • @davute9546
      @davute9546 5 лет назад +43

      Star wars battlefront 2 be like

    • @FinalPlot
      @FinalPlot 5 лет назад +10

      id let vader steal my kill any day as long as it meant not getting my neck snapped

    • @jielynsabarez2693
      @jielynsabarez2693 5 лет назад +8

      Ban darth vader!!!!!!!!!!!!! He stole my kill!!!!!! NOW!!!!! YPU ARE NOOB IDOIT!

    • @youwouldntremembermeanyway7410
      @youwouldntremembermeanyway7410 5 лет назад +21

      There are only 2 choices :
      1. Let Vader steal your kill
      2. Give him a double kill

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 5 лет назад +2

      @@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410 He's going to get a double kill anyway...

  • @casualgamer09-
    @casualgamer09- 5 лет назад +357

    Trilla: that won’t change anything
    Zanny: it changed ur healthbar
    What a savage 😁

  • @AngelDustSimpno1
    @AngelDustSimpno1 2 года назад +70

    I saw the Vader entrance in an edit about Vader, thinking it was from a movie or series that I didn't watch...
    You wouldn't believe how shocked I was

  • @RyanDavis-nr2gl
    @RyanDavis-nr2gl 4 года назад +1034

    "she died by the cutscene" yes.. the cut.. scene.. ba dum tssss

    • @davidonyt2298
      @davidonyt2298 3 года назад +10

      Why, just why????

    • @RyanDavis-nr2gl
      @RyanDavis-nr2gl 3 года назад +9

      @@davidonyt2298 I know.. it was REALLY bad 🤣

    • @davidonyt2298
      @davidonyt2298 3 года назад +5

      @@RyanDavis-nr2gl all those likes......was it really worth it????

    • @RyanDavis-nr2gl
      @RyanDavis-nr2gl 3 года назад +4

      @@davidonyt2298 I still laugh every time I come back to it 🤣

    • @edwardbo4666
      @edwardbo4666 3 года назад

      @@davidonyt2298 yes, you fuck

  • @sora2961
    @sora2961 5 лет назад +308

    *Purvey pops out of my closet*
    Purvey: Alone finally

    • @masteryoda9335
      @masteryoda9335 5 лет назад +15

      Hmm, obi-wan, terrible news, i have, has higher ground, vader does,

    • @BubbaFett450
      @BubbaFett450 4 года назад +4

      **Walks Into Obi-Wan's Room, Lightsaber in Hand, Aiming at Purvey**
      "Hello There"

    • @kikimora4349
      @kikimora4349 4 года назад +3

      Laughs*

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi 4 года назад +1

      How do you spell kenobi wrong

    • @Do-Dill-Berrys
      @Do-Dill-Berrys 4 года назад

      What the hell is going on here??

  • @noobless5
    @noobless5 4 года назад +277

    Titles Zanny has earned during the series:
    1. Sir Cal The Daungtless
    2. Ginger Jedi
    3. Ginger Sith
    4. Lord of Dathomir
    5. Parry King
    6. Saber Combo King

  • @Ponch126
    @Ponch126 2 года назад +53

    “Respawn! Sequel, NOW!” Me watching this the day after Respawn announced a sequel releasing in March 2023

    • @sebasmana5798
      @sebasmana5798 Год назад +1

      April 28th. I cant wait!!!! We need more Cal and Merrin RIGHT NOW

    • @MrJakeros
      @MrJakeros Год назад +1

      @@sebasmana5798 Then I have good news for you :3

  • @MrHollowmickz
    @MrHollowmickz 4 года назад +196

    "That wont change anything"
    Zanny: "Changed your health bar" LMAOOOO

  • @weldman769
    @weldman769 5 лет назад +438

    No one:
    Cal: gets knighted by sith blade

    • @yeetmcscoodle4337
      @yeetmcscoodle4337 5 лет назад +43

      YES I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 5 лет назад +18

      Yeet Mcscoodle thought about it but I thought it was kinda cool. He gets knighted after beating his (so far) greatest challenge with their weapon.

    • @hira2812
      @hira2812 5 лет назад +38

      Technically Trilla is no Sith, just a Dark Jedi. She would have been a Sith had she followed the dark side from the beginning or become apprentice to a Sith Lord (like Darth Vader), neither of which is the case.
      Yes, I'm fun at parties.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 5 лет назад +10

      Benoît Martinez I mean since we’re getting technical there’s not been a true Sith for like 100,000 years.

    • @motiveinflux9816
      @motiveinflux9816 5 лет назад +9

      @@hira2812 if we want to get really technical, the emperor wouldn't have allowed the inquisitors to be trained in force, at most they would know advanced melee techniques. As we know from the clone wars and the original trilogy, palpatine only has 1 apprentice at a time, and sees others as rivals. This means that the inquisitors would be considered rivals due to their proficiency in the force, and the tendency of sith/dark jedi to turn on their masters in a power play.

  • @michlik769
    @michlik769 4 года назад +811

    Best story: Cal
    Best dialogue lines: Greez
    Biggest badass: Oggdo Boggdo
    Overall winner: Pervy
    #prayforpervy

  • @kaiserslim2751
    @kaiserslim2751 3 года назад +42

    First time I played this game, I had used up all my health stims fighting Trilla. As soon as I heard that breathing and saw who was coming from out of the smoke, I almost rage quit right there.

  • @blackbirdgaming8147
    @blackbirdgaming8147 4 года назад +729

    I think everyone is sleeping on the “what’s going on out there?” segments. Individually, they’re funny, but not anything special. Together though, they’re brilliant.

    • @Mobius-ct9zq
      @Mobius-ct9zq 3 года назад +16

      Late comment but gonna say they’re my favorite Zanny joke

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 3 года назад +4

      @@Mobius-ct9zq One of my faves as well

    • @lukastace3154
      @lukastace3154 3 года назад +5

      One of my favourite jokes. But I like his spider man jokes as well lmao

    • @ibraahiim9922
      @ibraahiim9922 3 года назад

      When did they happen?

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 3 года назад

      @@ibraahiim9922 Rewatch the series and you’ll hear them from time to time

  • @joemackley7894
    @joemackley7894 4 года назад +1358

    We all know how Cere survived, we just don’t want to think about it. All I’m gonna say is that she had an Inquisitors lightsaber...
    Edit: I’ve just ruined this for everyone haven’t I?

  • @declanrandell3894
    @declanrandell3894 5 лет назад +455

    "everbody's saying they have more health canisters than me - I'm going to beat it it with less"
    Me: *accidentally beats it with two*

    • @luukey9814
      @luukey9814 5 лет назад +5

      same

    • @ausername5410
      @ausername5410 5 лет назад +10

      Declan Randell I beat it with 3 lmao

    • @alecallington8602
      @alecallington8602 5 лет назад +1

      a username me too aha

    • @ghostlead1598
      @ghostlead1598 5 лет назад +10

      I actually forgot about those so I completed the game without those but with a lot of dying

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 5 лет назад +6

      Beat it with 4 on the second highest difficulty
      Not a fun time

  • @happidavy4894
    @happidavy4894 3 года назад +32

    Trilla: Be careful with that thing! It's been through hell!
    Zanny: It watched The Last Jedi in theaters?
    😆🤣😂

  • @patmatthetheoryman7429
    @patmatthetheoryman7429 4 года назад +567

    10:23 I remember when this first came out, and that got spoiled too, by that exact dude

    • @ulisesteva6069
      @ulisesteva6069 3 года назад +37

      It's almost impossible to play this game without spoiled that moment

    • @cosmickeyboard9811
      @cosmickeyboard9811 3 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @calebgao6931
      @calebgao6931 3 года назад +6

      @@ulisesteva6069 I am not only half way to the game I already know what is gonna happen.

    • @eggballepic1203
      @eggballepic1203 3 года назад +1

      Me too I finished the game and already knew what would happen.

    • @Narwhyn
      @Narwhyn 3 года назад +5

      @@eggballepic1203 Finished it 2 hours ago. Order 66 and Vader got spoiled for me. So fucking annoying.

  • @MrBerg4ever
    @MrBerg4ever 5 лет назад +375

    Trilla: Carful with that thing, it's been through hell.
    The Zan-Man: It watched the Last Jedi in theaters???
    That is a terrible fate for that saber crystal.

    • @EditedAF987
      @EditedAF987 5 лет назад +10

      MrBerg4ever no wonder it bled

    • @galaxyandspiritstudios8242
      @galaxyandspiritstudios8242 5 лет назад +3

      I liked the last jedi

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 5 лет назад

      galaxy and spirit studios
      Same here. It’s just a wildly accepted to be bad

    • @spacestalin9772
      @spacestalin9772 5 лет назад

      Cyber crystal

    • @sidensashes2589
      @sidensashes2589 5 лет назад +2

      @@galaxyandspiritstudios8242 for Star Wars i believe it was the worst movie made, i'm going by the rating of it out of all the other movies.

  • @QwertyVR_
    @QwertyVR_ 5 лет назад +64

    I die every time this happens
    Darth Vader: surrender the holocron
    Zanny: you got it! Cal, hand it over

  • @aka_Jdizzle
    @aka_Jdizzle 3 года назад +37

    9:17 that’s the best edit I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @Silversurfer-jf9xm
    @Silversurfer-jf9xm 5 лет назад +216

    How to defeat Anakin: sand!
    How to defeat Vader: water!

    • @MagnustheMage
      @MagnustheMage 4 года назад +30

      soooo the ultimate weapon is to fight darth vader at the beach?

    • @joemackley7894
      @joemackley7894 4 года назад +2

      How to beat both combined: fire!

    • @pizza-time71
      @pizza-time71 4 года назад +3

      Dr. Bright, Perhaps there’s a reason he didn’t land on Scarif

    • @knuckloy213
      @knuckloy213 4 года назад +1

      Fire defeated anakin and water defeats vader🤔

    • @jirkahan3717
      @jirkahan3717 4 года назад +1

      beach ultimate enemy XD

  • @Lucky-xv8jy
    @Lucky-xv8jy 4 года назад +195

    13:51
    Saving this cause zanny singing gives me life

    • @riqitariq
      @riqitariq 4 года назад +1

      You know what song is this?

    • @Lucky-xv8jy
      @Lucky-xv8jy 4 года назад +3

      @@riqitariq yeah, it's "I won't go home without you" by maroon 5

    • @aquatazer
      @aquatazer 4 года назад

      @@Lucky-xv8jy absolute banger of a song

    • @melancholiclonging8641
      @melancholiclonging8641 4 года назад

      @@aquatazer i just listened to it for the first time and i can see why my mom likes Maroon 5. That being said, my mom and i like all the same music

  • @thedoctor5728
    @thedoctor5728 5 лет назад +307

    Everyone: I have more canisters then you, Zanny.
    Me:I... I didn’t even know there was more then two until after I beat the story.

    • @casmsfrought9956
      @casmsfrought9956 5 лет назад +52

      I had 4 on me when i beat it on JGM saw a video on how to beat trilla he git 10 canisters....i lost hope at first but hey, i still finished it!
      Lower than 5 canister gang where you at

    • @LordHoward
      @LordHoward 5 лет назад +6

      I always complete games with low resources

    • @jsstories8992
      @jsstories8992 5 лет назад

      I had four on jgm

    • @ligmainfections1480
      @ligmainfections1480 5 лет назад +1

      The Doctor same

    • @benjaminsigurdsson9964
      @benjaminsigurdsson9964 5 лет назад +7

      I only had 3

  • @TheFrozen_Aba
    @TheFrozen_Aba Год назад +22

    Knowing how heavy water is. Vader holding it back so easily just proves how fucking strong he is

  • @waleedwasim2061
    @waleedwasim2061 4 года назад +298

    @1:06
    "careful with that thing, its been through hell"
    *"its watched the last Jedi in theaters?"*
    i cant stop laughing xD

    • @mortem4342
      @mortem4342 3 года назад +3

      I came out of that theater wanting to kill myself so I can confirm too.

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 года назад

      lmao yea i love zanny he always manages to make me laugh hehe and yea i also saw it in theaters big ouchy

    • @fork9001
      @fork9001 2 года назад

      I think the last two acts The Last Jedi are actually good. Am I still sane?

    • @brewmaster2912
      @brewmaster2912 2 года назад

      @@kraxusgaming9483 ah the great general, will you add Rey’s lightsaber to your collection?

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 2 года назад +1

      @@brewmaster2912 of course i will .... Wait this is Anakin's saber

  • @cilerman6787
    @cilerman6787 4 года назад +523

    "Now it's not the time for a heart attack" so damn funny.

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 3 года назад +3

      "Now is the time for plot convienence

    • @foxgaming1084
      @foxgaming1084 Год назад +1

      Be careful with that. It’s been through hell

  • @Thunderbolt-Ten
    @Thunderbolt-Ten 4 года назад +679

    I could not stop laughing when Vader YEETED Cere into the lava

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 4 года назад +59

      He didn't even yeet her, yeeting someone takes effort, he 'bitch pleased' her ass.

    • @deathcrow3907
      @deathcrow3907 4 года назад +13

      Welk she has the ultimate power of PLOT ARMOR

    • @LightG123
      @LightG123 4 года назад +8

      @@chriserwin7823 facts lmaooo

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 4 года назад +6

      Vader: "Yeeeeah... no."

    • @tarvished
      @tarvished 4 года назад +1

      General Kenobi

  • @biglips1405
    @biglips1405 2 года назад +14

    It’s funny watching this 2+yrs after the game came out, it amazes me how well that ending stuck in my brain. I remember truly being sad, I had played this long ass game and gotten attached to Cal just to prlly be wiped out by Vader in like 2 seconds

  • @reviseds7642
    @reviseds7642 4 года назад +175

    Zanny when he changes his clothes: UNLIMITED POWER!!!

    • @paolorocchietti-march3625
      @paolorocchietti-march3625 4 года назад

      I won’t like your comment cuz you have 66 likes, and good soldiers follow orders

    • @thatkidoverthere5750
      @thatkidoverthere5750 4 года назад +1

      He should have made his saber yellow

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 года назад

      @@thatkidoverthere5750 isn’t that only for pre order
      I have the pre order and it says it was exclusive for that

    • @thatkidoverthere5750
      @thatkidoverthere5750 4 года назад

      @@him1517 no the orange is pre-order only

  • @thatboy2504
    @thatboy2504 4 года назад +55

    Cal: *takes holocron
    Vader: Waddup scrubs.
    Cal: *I ' V E M A D E A H U G E M I S T A K E*

  • @SpankyBoyAllDay
    @SpankyBoyAllDay 5 лет назад +79

    gets blinded by trilla’s flash bang
    me: “so love has blinded you”

  • @jet_is_greasy5737
    @jet_is_greasy5737 2 года назад +5

    Bro. I literally just found Zannys vids… and I love him soo much now. Dude is a literal legend, his editing his funny comments throughout his vids. Really makes my day to watch his vids.

  • @obesemonkey1980
    @obesemonkey1980 4 года назад +130

    Trilla: "Oh, you are approaching me?"
    Zanny: "I have already downloaded your moveset!

  • @russellbonett8880
    @russellbonett8880 5 лет назад +77

    Everybody gangsta till Vader shows up without a health bar

  • @MilkBoyFilms
    @MilkBoyFilms 4 года назад +356

    "I hate so much the things you choose to be"
    That reference alone made my day 😂

  • @milkbag_mcgee2534
    @milkbag_mcgee2534 2 года назад +19

    Bro I remember playing this game for the first time with my friends and all we could do in that Vader scene was scream in terror

  • @leester8687
    @leester8687 5 лет назад +316

    Kind of wish there was a rare line where a trooper says “tis but a scratch”

    • @kikimora4349
      @kikimora4349 4 года назад +6

      A scratch your arm is off

    • @stewiegriffin7237
      @stewiegriffin7237 4 года назад +11

      Tis but a flesh wound!

    • @damaxion5129
      @damaxion5129 4 года назад

      Anyone who gets this u r a god

    • @lukeyt9193
      @lukeyt9193 4 года назад +1

      @@stewiegriffin7237 A FLESH WOUND!

    • @arnavkalva9296
      @arnavkalva9296 4 года назад

      that happened to me while fighting a purge trooper in the tomb of miktrull. I hit him and he said "It's just a scratch"

  • @adam4759
    @adam4759 5 лет назад +310

    Trilla: it's been through hell
    Zanny: did it watch the last Jedi or something?
    I couldn't stop laughing

    • @MrPepeDBZ
      @MrPepeDBZ 5 лет назад +6

      Even if I loved the movie I laughed my ass off

    • @hack5239
      @hack5239 5 лет назад +1

      MrStark Belmont Same that was hilarious

  • @IntricateUniverse25
    @IntricateUniverse25 4 года назад +190

    When he said Luke didn’t need to train, he just needed to bring a water gun, I lost it.

    • @End336
      @End336 4 года назад

      same

  • @jeffknowsall8913
    @jeffknowsall8913 Год назад +18

    Can we all appreciate the fact how Jedi Fallen Order really takes into the lore of star wars making Vader the most powerful son of bitch in the game.

  • @MrSagaTeller
    @MrSagaTeller 4 года назад +480

    1:08-1:12 Thank you for recognizing my suffering.

    • @darthmaul2005
      @darthmaul2005 3 года назад +4

      Seconded

    • @nathanlopez2608
      @nathanlopez2608 3 года назад +1

      What the fuck you good nigga

    • @natecondy6209
      @natecondy6209 3 года назад +2

      @@nathanlopez2608 u racist bastard

    • @Xo-Yanga
      @Xo-Yanga 3 года назад

      @@natecondy6209 what

    • @LottPPP
      @LottPPP 3 года назад

      @@nathanlopez2608 why tf are you saying the n word your literally white in all of your yt videos

  • @cadenlanders7873
    @cadenlanders7873 5 лет назад +97

    Darth Vader: **appears**
    Me: **chuckles** I’m in danger

  • @camnyon
    @camnyon 5 лет назад +260

    Zanny: *flex that he haves only four health canisters*
    Me : *laughs* I had 2 the whole game

    • @jbtm3608
      @jbtm3608 5 лет назад +2

      Cambise Nyondo same

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 5 лет назад +9

      The most I had throughout the *entire* game was 3. And that 3rd one was after the Vader "fight".

    • @Maltezer_165
      @Maltezer_165 5 лет назад

      me too 😂

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 лет назад +6

      Same, I later discovered that you could have 10 fucking canisters. It was so hard to beat it and now i know why 😂

    • @Redknight-zr5wk
      @Redknight-zr5wk 5 лет назад +3

      same I didn't even know you could get more til I watched this whole series

  • @espy0008
    @espy0008 3 года назад +17

    Just watched your whole series on Fallen Order, I was genuinely entertained. Subscribed to your channel.