In Brazil we don’t have airplanes, too ✈️ because all of them were stolen to crash into world trade center. The kids in Brazil plays in the mud while american kids play how to be non binary, others play with their guns in their basement, and most of them play killing people at school. In Brazil we don’t have enough food because Americans weighing in 350lbs (that represents 75% of Americans) eat 90% of the world’s food. While brazilians kids and teenagers play soccer in their country. American teenagers are sent to another country to die in a war that they don’t know reason about it.
“He tried to feed a carrot to a bus. Now you’re telling me that country has computers!? I didn’t know that!” Best words to ever come out of an athlete’s mouth.
Chael is a genius. He knew that to get as big a draw as possible on his fights against Brazilians, he had to piss the entire country off so that every man, woman and child would tune in to hopefully see him get his ass kicked. Real life Heel
Chael is a master at this. He insulted brazil, they threatened to kill him and hated him for years. He then did what was logically in a dangerous situation like this... he kept on insulting them. To the point where they all accepted him and found him funny. Well most of em at least. Thats pure genius.
My man, as a brazilian i can say, nobody had a change of heart, we all still hate him, we just started giving audience to the clown, so we ignored him out of hatred
@@stevenjon1347 yeah, i get it, but its weird, we brazilians think our country is the worst shithole, but we get very patriotric if someone else says shit about here, me personally, i dont really care at all
I can understand. I guess it's a double edged sword with Brazil. It's an amazing country but there are also major problems there so it would be hard to accept every joke that comes your way. None of what Chael says is supposed to be taken seriously, he's just playing on stereotypes of Brazilians living in the jungle, being backwards etc. I've met hundreds of Brazilians and they've all been overwhelmingly cool people but I've noticed that some are a bit sensitive on certain things. Anyway, hope your country can get back to normal and I hope you have a good Easter.
@@stevenjon1347 thanks man, never heard of the backwards one hahahahahha, can tell we live very near of thick rainforests, it surrounds my city, but the city itself is pretty normal, i'd say
@Coconut Head it's not the same thing, alot of people were scared of Hitler, but they didn't respect him, alot of people respect Gandhi, but they aren't afraid of him so to say that fear and respect go hand in hand isn't always the case. With that being said, I see where you're coming from and sometimes it's true, but I wouldn't go as far as to say it's the same thing
@@thepr1ntgnome430 old people have canes. They hurt. Kids will cost you money. Even when they're not your own. Just by existing, the little devils find a way
@@luccasimon6993 coz of weapons invented by white people. The guy invented them wanted to buy a 2nd jumbo jet for his son, so he sold all the advanced to peoples who didn't have them, but I don't think he should have done that.
you can tell this dude listened to a lot of pro wrestling managers as a kid, like Bobby Heenan and Jim Cornette, his insults are on that level and it is glorious to see outside of a pro wrestling context
Exactly! As an American we get crapped on constantly. If you don't learn to laugh at yourself then life can become bitter. If someone makes me laugh at myself...we both smile.
@@stillwatercamargo9606 yeah this flew over your head... A roman gladiator was still a slave...its no different. U are an object, not a person. Majority of fans dont care about u, just want blood. If u lose enough times, they turn on you. And dana etc are just the lanistars who owned the gladiator stables. Its all a bread and circus.
@@stillwatercamargo9606 quit and do what? They are just a celebrity, u can respect them for fighting, but they are not better than u. Ur no better than the woman who buys celebrity magazines and idolises celebs. They are just people who are not known for intelligence. Only looks and fighting. Sometimes short lived. Fans are fickle things. They change with the wind.
@Ivan J California, Boxing, MMA and Pro Wrestling has a very similar business model. People just do want to admit it because Pro Wrestling is scripted.
He is so ruthless that I never noticed he never cusses until I read this comment. The comment about Tito's ex "wife" though... that was a left hook that needed no expletive to land hard
I thought that Chael was at his best when he talked about Tito's Ex porn star girlfriend. www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTQ0NDgyODcwODMwODM1MDAy/sonnen-ortiz-jameson.jpg
"You bow down in Brazil they'll hit you in the head and take your wallet out of your pocket" As a Brazilian, can confirm this is absolutely true (especially in Rio de Janeiro)
@@oompapompaa6543 Lol. This is the worst comment I have ever seen on youtube. Maybe he grew up speaking english too? Just because you never learned another language to native fluency doesn't mean other people can't
The truth is that after Chael did TUF in Brazil everybody (specially the non-speaking english Brazilians) finally understood he was playing a character. People actually became fond of him here.
Of course bro lol. Brazilians aren't stupid or unintelligent cavemen lol. They're perfectly good and sophisticated people and they get it lol. They also know they have much bigger enemies fr their own corrupt morally bankrupt political and economic leaders not some American UFC fighter from Oregon who's shit talking a opponent pol
@@BWater-yq3jxit’s a very small part of the population that can understand English properly here in Brazil, so people just didn’t care to explain it. I’m just now getting into fighting sports and my first reaction was getting angry at the guy, but then I understood the character
I may have Brazilian blood in me but damn man I still love this guy. I don't feel offended. This is just straight up all good fun. I enjoyed every second of it. And eff you Chael, I do have internet. 😂
Lol khabib fans think he's the goat just cause he goes undefeated for 30 fights? When the original American gangster chael sonnen hasn't lost for over a century lmao.
to be quite frank, he is not even famous in Brazil. UFC had a boom at the Anderson Silva times, but very very few people keep up with MMA . He was never actually hated
@@jeremiahblake3949 probably not the cleanest on Earth but compared to North America or Europe, they certainly take the cake since it's a warm tropical country they tend to take showers everyday and sometimes even more than once, brazilians tend to brush their teeth after every meal and even carry around their toothbrushes while going out. there's a lot of things to joke about Brazil but the hygiene part is just Chael showing how americans imagine third world countries.
People who really know about the sport in Brazil just love Sonnen. He is a great guy who know how to play a character. And don't underestimate Wanderlei. He was playing a character during TUF too.
True story I live in Oregon and I know chale I was over at his house downstairs he has a bear rug I looked at it the bear is alive hes just afraid to move
Conor is a better trash talker then Chael when it comes rattling his opponent or making them mad. But Chael's off the cuff chirps are unmatched. Dude is straight comedy.
Conor is nowhere near, NOWHERE NEAR the level of Chael. Do you forget how rattled Anderson was, Wanderlei was. Chael literally destroyed everyone when it came to trash talk
@@PowPow-yp9rf don't be a hater, Conor mentally fucked Mendes,Aldo, Poirier, cowboy, and Siver, I'm not saying he's better but to say he's nowhere near the level of rattling opponents your clearly hating
@@PowPow-yp9rf idk Conor dissed Aldo in his own language. Yea Chael is solid at trash talking but that instance with Conor shows how he takes time to psychologically fuck his opponents
@@PowPow-yp9rf The ironic thing is that Chael's trash talking on Wanderlei made him so fucking mad he did shit which caused him to lose the support of fans in his own country. Even better was the Bellator fight when Chael frustrated Wanderlei with his takedown wrestling to which he had no answer for. At the end of the fight Wanderlei was one very sore loser.
I watch the videos of him saying they tried to feed a bus a carrot probably every 4-6 months and it makes me laugh each time. I can’t tell a bad joke with a straight face this guy tells a whole made up story without cracking a smile, it’s amazing.
Don’t be a Tito and follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/uncle.chael/?hl=en
You never wanna piss of a ganster!
Faxts I’ve seen it
This content's funny enough, but let's see him talk that shit in a favela without a half dozen people in heavy gear around him.
No wonder this guy sold fight man holy shit ahhahahaa
@@beaugilmore361 or piss them off*
Am I right or am I right?
The 400 dislikes are from all the people in Brazil who have computers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
imagine how many dislikes would be if they had more then 400 computers
...they have computers???
In Brazil we don’t have airplanes, too ✈️ because all of them were stolen to crash into world trade center.
The kids in Brazil plays in the mud while american kids play how to be non binary, others play with their guns in their basement, and most of them play killing people at school.
In Brazil we don’t have enough food because Americans weighing in 350lbs (that represents 75% of Americans) eat 90% of the world’s food.
While brazilians kids and teenagers play soccer in their country. American teenagers are sent to another country to die in a war that they don’t know reason about it.
@@andrebueno93keep trying bud
"You bow in Brazil they'll hit you over the head and take your wallet out of your pocket" 😂😂😂😂
I'm Brazilian and that's true
Im a brazilian and that is so true it would actually happen
I'm brazilian and that happened to me. Twice
@@rodrigozombie stop bowing Rodrigo
🤣🤣🤣
As a Brazilian, I found all of this hilarious.the best part was how angry Brazilians were. They thought this was serious.
Same here. A lot of them still do, I suppose they are like the Nogueira Brothers hahaha
ldiots don’t realize the point of this is to trigger the opponent 😂
“I want to be a white American, please like me, I’m on your side”
@@WolfOfCenterSt lol why are you hurt?ts not that serious
@@WolfOfCenterSt someone didn’t get the green card😂
Chael legitimately would've made one of the best comedians ever if he had pursued that as a career
@@RG-yc7yx oh come on this video was gold, FEED A BUS A CARROt! U are probably Brazilian and seething
You haven't been around many naturally funny people in your life if you think this guy could be one of the best comedians of all time
@@willyoueatmypussyplease3549 Yeah yeah say words
Ultimate heel in the WWE
Instead we got Schaub
Chael is the only reason why aliens haven't yet invaded our planet
They know they would get roasted into the shadow realm the second they set foot on earth.
The largest arms in West Linn keep us safe another day
He can’t let them get close.
Yeah ‘cause beings capable of intergalactic travel give two shits about some rinky dinky planet
@Michael Madrazo cause they dont wanna be roasted
“He tried to feed a carrot to a bus. Now you’re telling me that country has computers!? I didn’t know that!” Best words to ever come out of an athlete’s mouth.
😂😂😂😂 best line ever.
I know right.. so hilarious
More like best lie
@@smoothcriminal4038 That really happened.
Best of all times and before time was even created.
Chael is a genius. He knew that to get as big a draw as possible on his fights against Brazilians, he had to piss the entire country off so that every man, woman and child would tune in to hopefully see him get his ass kicked.
Real life Heel
Damn real life heal describes this man perfectly lol. Like he played it for so long it just merged into his real personality
"Night vision goggles from Soldier of Fortune magazine" 🤣🤣🤣
"...the BACK of solidier of fortune...
The devil is in the details 😂
I’m dying 😂
"Take a picture of you in bed with the Nogeuira Brothers practicing your jiu Jitsu" 😂I'm dead
Ji jitsu
That was the best line 💀💀💀
Nobody can top that
Zhou zhitzhou
"Jiu jitsu"
Chael is a master at this. He insulted brazil, they threatened to kill him and hated him for years. He then did what was logically in a dangerous situation like this... he kept on insulting them. To the point where they all accepted him and found him funny. Well most of em at least. Thats pure genius.
My man, as a brazilian i can say, nobody had a change of heart, we all still hate him, we just started giving audience to the clown, so we ignored him out of hatred
Some Brazilians take themselves too seriously. If he made jokes about my country like this, I'd find it hilarious.
@@stevenjon1347 yeah, i get it, but its weird, we brazilians think our country is the worst shithole, but we get very patriotric if someone else says shit about here, me personally, i dont really care at all
I can understand. I guess it's a double edged sword with Brazil. It's an amazing country but there are also major problems there so it would be hard to accept every joke that comes your way. None of what Chael says is supposed to be taken seriously, he's just playing on stereotypes of Brazilians living in the jungle, being backwards etc. I've met hundreds of Brazilians and they've all been overwhelmingly cool people but I've noticed that some are a bit sensitive on certain things. Anyway, hope your country can get back to normal and I hope you have a good Easter.
@@stevenjon1347 thanks man, never heard of the backwards one hahahahahha, can tell we live very near of thick rainforests, it surrounds my city, but the city itself is pretty normal, i'd say
3:42 Brutal because it's so true.
@Coconut Head that wouldn't be respect, that would be fear which isn't the same
@Coconut Head it's not the same thing, alot of people were scared of Hitler, but they didn't respect him, alot of people respect Gandhi, but they aren't afraid of him so to say that fear and respect go hand in hand isn't always the case.
With that being said, I see where you're coming from and sometimes it's true, but I wouldn't go as far as to say it's the same thing
@Coconut Head so I respect elder people or little children.
Is that also fear?
@@thepr1ntgnome430 old people have canes. They hurt. Kids will cost you money. Even when they're not your own. Just by existing, the little devils find a way
@Coconut Head that is fear. not respect
2:19 Ariel tries keeping the straightest face after hearing the "Jiu Jitsu" joke 😭
"How do you plan on getting out of Brazil alive"
Chael: insults entire country for 4 minutes.
😂😂😂
Nah, i guarantee if a major gang member hears about this in the favela he is in, he vanishes in like 2 hours 😂
@@luccasimon6993 Why would he go anywhere near a Favela
@@luccasimon6993 I'm sure some of them did
@@luccasimon6993 pretty impressive that Chael makes gang members disappear like that
@@luccasimon6993 coz of weapons invented by white people. The guy invented them wanted to buy a 2nd jumbo jet for his son, so he sold all the advanced to peoples who didn't have them, but I don't think he should have done that.
The toothbrush line was spectacular, absolutely ruthless
he stole it from charles barkley.
bass reeves who cares, he made it work😂😂
@@bassreeves2410 that joke has been around forever. They make it about native people In canada.
@albw9 ruthless,some would even say toothless
It’s oldest line they used to say the same thing just that it came from the south,...
"You bow in Brazil, they'll hit you over the head and take your wallet" 🤣🤣🤣
you can tell this dude listened to a lot of pro wrestling managers as a kid, like Bobby Heenan and Jim Cornette, his insults are on that level and it is glorious to see outside of a pro wrestling context
The soap line comes directly from the Andy Kaufman/Lawler feud
A wise man once said “I can’t let you get close”
And proceeds to dodge silvas punch and take him to the ground
@morena.a.j he didn’t get submitted lmao wanderleis goons jumped in and cheap shotted uncle Chael while there was a crowd surrounding them.
🤣🤣🤣💀
@@markperalta7722 while calling him a "fucking amateur" as he took him down
@@bobbyb1233 I think that was because he talked to wanderlei about him being a heel to promote the fight but still wanderlei took it personally.
This dude doesn't even swear and still manages to trashtalk better than most fighters.
All*
*all
*All
Makes a nice change from hearing McGregor shout swear words like a kid who just discovered swears 😂
@@RamesesBolton actually MC came after Chael. Chael is a OG of trashtalking, real master, sensei, god & ETC.
The greatest of all time. Undeafeated, undisputed, never even lost a round. The king of the gab
He's the reason Waldo had to hide.
I'm a patriotic Brazilian but I still love this. Gotta be able to laugh at yourself.
Exactly! As an American we get crapped on constantly. If you don't learn to laugh at yourself then life can become bitter. If someone makes me laugh at myself...we both smile.
Soft
"He's behind you now, he's half naked. He fights in a steel cage for a paycheck and the applause of a drunken audience."
Damn. Now that's deep.
And that is based af
Chael just proved why fighters deserve respect
@kay doyle half naked fighting in a steel cage? Based.
@@stillwatercamargo9606 yeah this flew over your head...
A roman gladiator was still a slave...its no different. U are an object, not a person. Majority of fans dont care about u, just want blood. If u lose enough times, they turn on you.
And dana etc are just the lanistars who owned the gladiator stables.
Its all a bread and circus.
@@OceanBloke yes its different, they get paid, they can quit whenever they want, and if a fan turn to them when they lose, what kind of fan is that?
@@stillwatercamargo9606 quit and do what?
They are just a celebrity, u can respect them for fighting, but they are not better than u.
Ur no better than the woman who buys celebrity magazines and idolises celebs.
They are just people who are not known for intelligence. Only looks and fighting. Sometimes short lived.
Fans are fickle things. They change with the wind.
Imagine Chael in WWF during the Attitude Era. He would have been such a monster heel. The man is absolutely brilliant on the mic
@Ivan J California, Boxing, MMA and Pro Wrestling has a very similar business model. People just do want to admit it because Pro Wrestling is scripted.
@@jahimuddin2306 Scripted but the most dangerous sport of the 3 by far. Even by today standards
Man that would have been dope
@@RideTheDalan89 wwe is joke in terms of dangerously to other 2
@@kouroshaghelie914 How many wrestlers died in the ring and how many mma fighters have died in the octagon?
“do you believe me that this really happened?”
“Hehe no not really”
I'm brazilian but I have to cheer the creativity in the trash talk and the balls to keep going forward. Very funny US brother.
That nogueira joke always has me in tears
That happened!
@@AprehamLincoln yeah sure 😂😂😂
Can't believe they tried to feed a bus a carrot
Whhooooaaahh big fellla
Joke? What do you mean?
You know when chael says “this is a true story” it’s boutta be the biggest lie ever 😂😂😂
But it actually happened.
Chael sounds just like a politician.
"it happened"
What are you talking about? That was totally true man 😂
@@reileyb he was a politician lol
He really is the GOAT on the mic. No one has ever come close to Chael.
This is hilarious!
You are fucking hilarious black ninja
we know
Yo ninja
Uncle Chael is the best trash talker. Not cursed once yet destroyed his opponents
That's why he is the best. He doesn't have to cuss to absolutely roast your life.
@@mbusombrmanyoni5184 💪💪
@@mbusombrmanyoni5184 lmao
He is so ruthless that I never noticed he never cusses until I read this comment. The comment about Tito's ex "wife" though... that was a left hook that needed no expletive to land hard
I didn’t even realize that
“He tried to feed the bus a carrot” true story i saw it
Woahhhh there big fella
@@calving7215 you trying to calm the horse with the way your talking?? Hahah
That really happened
Me too , I was the buss
Was a bit weird
I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE
He's an actual comedian I love this guy 😂
I've never been able to tell a joke with such a straight face as Chael
I thought that Chael was at his best when he talked about Tito's Ex porn star girlfriend.
www.maxim.com/.image/t_share/MTQ0NDgyODcwODMwODM1MDAy/sonnen-ortiz-jameson.jpg
that's a legit talent. Not even comedians can do that shit
It’s cause he’s a psycho but I love it hahaha
@@Beantown85It's cuz he's a gangster.
@@Beantown85Excuse me? You need to beg for forgiveness from the don.
True story: Chael once walked and swam around the world in an hour
Oh! I heard this story! He had to challenge a Great White and didn't let it get too close
Unoriginal and lame comment. Work on your pizzazz and come on back.
But where does Kevin Lee fit into this?
Why do i believe this
He doesnt talk about it, he did just for fun
I love that one woman that got the Noguera joke more than anyone else did
Haha, you heard that too? I was waiting for the place erupt in laugher after that but............f-in nothin.
No one could sell a UFC fight like uncle Chael. He rode insults and jokes all the way to the bank.
Brazil might be a dangerous place, however it becomes a warzone when the American Gangster touches down!
hes a gangster ? lol
Brazil's got nothing on the mean streets of west Lynn Oregon
Many countries have experienced this exact quote over the past 80 years lol
Americans got no sense of reality haha
@@CursosEmStreaming Bruh what
"I will do a home invasion on you"😂
That's how they roll on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.
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@@matthewsmith5374 lol. The way uncle chael says is savage
"Listen Vaguerro..."
@@matthewsmith5374 why is it not required?
That respect shit was priceless.
That toothbrush joke is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. And I’m sure it isn’t originally his, but it’s so damn funny
"You bow down in Brazil they'll hit you in the head and take your wallet out of your pocket"
As a Brazilian, can confirm this is absolutely true (especially in Rio de Janeiro)
Ta exagerando
@@JP-yz1md no Rio é bem assim msm
@@tirasgo pode até ser violento e tal, mas quando vc fala isso, os gringos acham q aqui é o inferno
@@JP-yz1md Kkkkkkkkkkkk
@@JP-yz1md we just think it's the St.Louis of South America 😁
I'm brazilian, but i absolutely love Chael. 😂😂😂
Obrigadooo meu amigooo
He's a great comedian
Wait so they do have internet in Brazil???
@@jordannolan4008 yep, since two thousand and Chael.
@@jordannolan4008 well, you can live outside Brazil and still brazilian, or not?🤷
His home invasion story is magical
Why do I love this so much? Chael is the GOAT of all heels and it's not even close.
the jui jujitsu line is the best thing i’ve ever heard
Ong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a brain aneurysm trying to read the way you spelled Jiu Jitsu🥴
"jew jitsu"
@@RUclipsRemix06 this is the correct spelling
@@jeremyrafuse5330 i know im jk
*“Wanderlei Silva! 6 feet tall and 205 pounds. Boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high!”*
Goes hard
Great line. I'd heard it before in the movie Full Metal Jacket but he pulled it off well
A true GEM 💎 what a gift uncle Chael has been 🙏❤️
Loved this!!
I’m Brazilian but I have to admit, uncle chael’s trash talking was on another level of greatness
You're not Brazilian. Your English is too good
@@oompapompaa6543 Lol. This is the worst comment I have ever seen on youtube. Maybe he grew up speaking english too? Just because you never learned another language to native fluency doesn't mean other people can't
Bro probably is like 2% Brazilian
@@mrstifler8987 nah but I lived in Canada for a few months
@@bullythebooks Chael would say something like this, so why try to say it's a bad comment. It fits perfectly with this video
The truth is that after Chael did TUF in Brazil everybody (specially the non-speaking english Brazilians) finally understood he was playing a character. People actually became fond of him here.
Of course bro lol. Brazilians aren't stupid or unintelligent cavemen lol. They're perfectly good and sophisticated people and they get it lol. They also know they have much bigger enemies fr their own corrupt morally bankrupt political and economic leaders not some American UFC fighter from Oregon who's shit talking a opponent pol
If they couldn't figure it out then they couldn't figure it out now.
Glad to hear it
So there are English Brazilians that don't speak? At all?
@@BWater-yq3jxit’s a very small part of the population that can understand English properly here in Brazil, so people just didn’t care to explain it. I’m just now getting into fighting sports and my first reaction was getting angry at the guy, but then I understood the character
“teeth brush” 😂
The GOAT!! Love Uncle Chael!!
And to think, this guy never lost a round.
I heard that he never bought a round.
What are you talking about
@@601braap2 What don't you understand? He never lost a round in his professional career.
@@domsanchez148 I don’t think so...
@@601braap2 whoosh ~ whoosh
Anytime chael says “this is a true story...” u know something good is coming lol
This was one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a long time.
I may have Brazilian blood in me but damn man I still love this guy. I don't feel offended. This is just straight up all good fun. I enjoyed every second of it. And eff you Chael, I do have internet. 😂
Lol khabib fans think he's the goat just cause he goes undefeated for 30 fights? When the original American gangster chael sonnen hasn't lost for over a century lmao.
hasn't lost a round either
@@rushisright8309 Khabib defended it 3 times on paper and realisticly 2 beacuse he won the title against Al
JacobBlakeIsARapist fax Jon is the 🐐
@@Mineiga37 gsp is the goat
@Hmenon definitely not lw, i think of him as the goat, but if not then its ww
i´m brazilian and i feel honored to be insulted by the undisputed GOAT
I’m american and i envy the fact that you guys have real culture down there
@@sancho7863 gang and rape culture maybe
Tito tell another Jackal story
@@sancho7863Sancho is an American name? You must be one of those new Americans that arrived last week.
@@mr.brenman2132you know someones name on youtube doesnt have to be their real name right 😂
The respect part was real deep. Unexpected, undisputed!
1:38 This computer, carrot to a bus story is easily my favourite thing to ever happen that has any relation whatsoever to sports.
how he kept a straight face is beyond me
That last bit about Respect is So spot on! Chael making facts great again!
He just cut a better promo than 99% of todays Wwe Wrestlers
Chanel your honesty is refreshing.
I am Brazilian and I love Chael xD, nicest dude ever.
btw: sense of humor is everything =D
to be quite frank, he is not even famous in Brazil. UFC had a boom at the Anderson Silva times, but very very few people keep up with MMA . He was never actually hated
Honestly its so exagerated it becomes funny
Theres no reason to get mad at this
I mean it is racist but funny also. I like him and I'm sure he hates Colombia also
@@corymenedez2369 what does colombia have to do with Brazil?
@@corymenedez2369 brazilians are not a race you dummy...
should've included the, "Well thats the big threat in Brazil, we're gonna take you to the dentist"
It’s good to know it’s all jokes and fun because Brazilians are the most clean people on earth and can’t be compared to Americans
@@Magnata-mp7kc that's true.
@@Magnata-mp7kc that's hilariously not true
@@jeremiahblake3949 probably not the cleanest on Earth but compared to North America or Europe, they certainly take the cake
since it's a warm tropical country they tend to take showers everyday and sometimes even more than once, brazilians tend to brush their teeth after every meal and even carry around their toothbrushes while going out.
there's a lot of things to joke about Brazil but the hygiene part is just Chael showing how americans imagine third world countries.
What a legend. Undefeated and undisputed
I love when Chael asks Ariel if he believes him, and he's like "not really." lol, that would have been me in that situation, 😂 Too good.
Dude I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Ariels face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ariels face during story time was absolutely hilarious
Ariel has no sense of humor and has the intelligence of a lobotomized gnat.
He makes an excellent point at the end about respect.
Chael is the only fighter who can mix fighting and stand up comedy
Uncle Chael is KING of trash talk. He actually makes Conor look like a novice in this department tbh.
The corny ryhmes take him down many pegs though.
@@mineduck3050He's "corny" but if he was a drug dealer or a rapper, he wouldn't be "corny". Chocolate people ☕
People who really know about the sport in Brazil just love Sonnen. He is a great guy who know how to play a character. And don't underestimate Wanderlei. He was playing a character during TUF too.
Undisputed. Undefeated. Never lost a round. 😤
True story I live in Oregon and I know chale I was over at his house downstairs he has a bear rug I looked at it the bear is alive hes just afraid to move
“Practicing your ju jitsu” 😂😂😂
“You can send anybody you want, just don’t send anybody you want back”
He could easily be a stand up comic 😂🤣 a damn great one
Every time Chael tells you this is a true story you know your gonna laugh and shake your head.🤣
Conor is a better trash talker then Chael when it comes rattling his opponent or making them mad. But Chael's off the cuff chirps are unmatched. Dude is straight comedy.
Conor is nowhere near, NOWHERE NEAR the level of Chael.
Do you forget how rattled Anderson was, Wanderlei was.
Chael literally destroyed everyone when it came to trash talk
@@PowPow-yp9rf don't be a hater, Conor mentally fucked Mendes,Aldo, Poirier, cowboy, and Siver, I'm not saying he's better but to say he's nowhere near the level of rattling opponents your clearly hating
@@PowPow-yp9rf idk Conor dissed Aldo in his own language. Yea Chael is solid at trash talking but that instance with Conor shows how he takes time to psychologically fuck his opponents
@@PowPow-yp9rf The ironic thing is that Chael's trash talking on Wanderlei made him so fucking mad he did shit which caused him to lose the support of fans in his own country. Even better was the Bellator fight when Chael frustrated Wanderlei with his takedown wrestling to which he had no answer for. At the end of the fight Wanderlei was one very sore loser.
Micheal bip
Chael has the best sense of humor of any fighter ever
"He tried to feed a bus a carrot", I'm dead, you are talking to a spirit...
Ariel looks at Chael like "omg please don't break in home home and catch me working on my....juuu jitzzz zuuuuu"....
Chael is pure embodiment of savagery.
This is gold!
0:01 Bryce Mitchell before fame
That whole password not required just seems sooo Dwight Scrute
I watch the videos of him saying they tried to feed a bus a carrot probably every 4-6 months and it makes me laugh each time. I can’t tell a bad joke with a straight face this guy tells a whole made up story without cracking a smile, it’s amazing.
This is the happiest space on the internet
His delivery and straight face is impeccable 😂😂😂
“I bought packets of soap, cause I know they have it! I just want to help!” LMAO
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2:32 Ariel yes yes teach me your ways master lmao
Priceless
Pure Gold.
"He tried to feed a carrot to a bus" 😂😂😂
Ariel wanted to say he belived him 💯% 😂😂😂
great set
Best comedic video EVER!
"he tried to feed a bus a carrot"😭😭😭