@@HSTLMLWL lol a small smack she wouldn't even give it attention to, would just ignore it and go on with her stuff (whatever a baby does). And even if she did give it attention, forget days fam, within a few hours she is gonna forget that. and as she is not gonna realise there is no father for 6 months, when he comes back she wouldn't wanna go to him as that would be an unrecognisable face for her. So a smack is still better than no father for 6 months. edit: also there is a difference between smack and slap, no one said the baby had to be hit in the face. Like literally a small smack on the back or on tushi the baby won't even notice on top of that diaper will also act like another layer of cushioning.
I like how Harry says no to smacking baby for 50m, but accepts the 100m that he said he would split with Ethan. In other words, instead of smacking a random child for 50m Harry would rather specifically smack Ethan's kid for 50m
@@mikemcklieve Yes, but he wasn't going to split the 50mil with anyone for smacking a random child (meaning he would gain 50mil), but he provides the deal of splitting the 100mil to Ethan (meaning he would still get 50 mil). He's essentially getting the same amount of money with both cases, but with the latter, he gets to smack Olive.
I still wonder how you get prison time from slapping baby. I would slap a baby for 100 million dollars, when it would be weak one and then I would enjoy my 100 million dollars sending some money back to the baby as thanks, that I could slap the shite out of him, when he was baby.
@haridaspalleeri6765 have you never been smacked? The smack that harry displayed is so basic. Its not even painful. You think that would leave any sort of mark ?
Harry: I wouldn't smack a toddler but I would smack Ethans daughter for double of what they offered Matter a fact I can demonstrate to Ethan how I'd do
Olive is young enough that she won’t remember it but she may be so young that she won’t remember anything ever again after being slapped by a grown man
I love how nowhere is it specified what kind of hit/slap it has to be, or even if whether or not it has to have wind-up or be powerful or anything (i.e it could just be a pat on the head & still technically counts) and as soon as JJ suggests £100M to hit Olive, Harry is proper up for it & goes in straightaway with 'open-handed smack?' 😂😂
@@michu020398 i think he will, right now he is not but i think once he has a kid he'll change, i think his music career kinda stops and he probably stops his boxing career in the ring
I love the fact that the sidemen are not american, if they would have been jokes like this would not slide and the funniest moments in the sidemen would not exist
Imagine your dad and his friends has this discussion about you years ago when you were a baby or a toddler, looking back I would absolutely wish it happened, 50 million each ... It's a no brainer slap me twice even 😂
Tobi’s reaction when JJ suggests a 100 mill to hit Ethan’s daughter has me in stitches 😂
hope u got them stitches mate
He's not wrong you know I'd say a smack is better than 6 months with no father
She's not even gonna realize she had no father for 6 months
@@HSTLMLWL lol a small smack she wouldn't even give it attention to, would just ignore it and go on with her stuff (whatever a baby does). And even if she did give it attention, forget days fam, within a few hours she is gonna forget that.
and as she is not gonna realise there is no father for 6 months, when he comes back she wouldn't wanna go to him as that would be an unrecognisable face for her.
So a smack is still better than no father for 6 months.
edit: also there is a difference between smack and slap, no one said the baby had to be hit in the face. Like literally a small smack on the back or on tushi the baby won't even notice on top of that diaper will also act like another layer of cushioning.
She's very young, wouldn't notice. But a slap she would notice and could easily stay with her.
@@MarcSpctr Brother trying to justify smacking a 6 month old baby lol
Not people trying to debate which is worse 😭
bro said "we'll split it"💀😭
Money. He said that about €100m money. Not the daughter! 😂
@@Priyanshu.D.Sharma 🤨
@@Priyanshu.D.Sharma he said the same man
U r going places
@@HirasawaFan bruhh
@@Priyanshu.D.Sharma who tf said its the daughter
I like how Harry says no to smacking baby for 50m, but accepts the 100m that he said he would split with Ethan. In other words, instead of smacking a random child for 50m Harry would rather specifically smack Ethan's kid for 50m
😂
nah it's cuz it's in a private space and Ethan wouldn't snitch to the cops.
@@suhaasvemuri7980 he wouldn't snitch but kick and smack the shit out of him.
Because its 100mil gains instead of 50
@@mikemcklieve Yes, but he wasn't going to split the 50mil with anyone for smacking a random child (meaning he would gain 50mil), but he provides the deal of splitting the 100mil to Ethan (meaning he would still get 50 mil). He's essentially getting the same amount of money with both cases, but with the latter, he gets to smack Olive.
Ethan is being a protective father, I like that
Yeah and the lastthing they say you dont ev3n care xd
I think every man with a daughter is bound to be prorective
Tf was he supposed to say? Yeah slap my daughter?
Make sense when you consider he wants to be better than his own.
@@AxtonFire leaving for six months is surely better than lifetime abandonment
Harry's an interesting human being
I still wonder how you get prison time from slapping baby. I would slap a baby for 100 million dollars, when it would be weak one and then I would enjoy my 100 million dollars sending some money back to the baby as thanks, that I could slap the shite out of him, when he was baby.
would you say no?
Here he’s just being logical
I would snake 10 children for 1 mil lmao. Idk what everyone is on about.
they never said how hard you gotta slap the kid tho
I love that Simon goes along with JJs questions/ shenanigans but he adds something to make it better for the person to answer 😂
Easiest 50 mil of my life
The only 50 mil of your life*
@@miransaadoun4432 ayee mad 💀
What if like 3 big dudes tackle you and beat the shit out of you? And you go to jail? And get on the news?
@@rttnmlk123 take your meds
@@rttnmlk123 more like the 3 black dudes go to jail and i sue them for another 50m. ez 100m of my life
officer, I drop-kicked that child in self defence. -Technoblade.
That child was an orphan getting destroyed by combos
Not even close baby -Technoblade.
I love how Ethan said “no your not striking my daughter”. Bros a legendary dad man
For doing the bare minimum are you ok
dats the bare minimum blud
Nah bro is just a dad
Bro has no father figure 😂😂😂
retard@@danielbee2399
Harry don’t sugar coat 😂
where did the profile picture go????
This short kept getting better and better😂
Harry demonstrating the smack is a foul broooo
Lets not forgot Ethan said “I’d put a toddler in a microwave” 😂
You already know, it's gonna be an interesting answer if uh asking Harry these kinds of questions!!😂
Bro actually had the nerve to say "We'll split" to the father of the child he wants to smack 😂😂😂😂
Any father would do the same
wheres the pfp gone lads
Yeah I'm so confused
the google account got took down somehow lol
Moral of the video: harry would smack a child only if he doesn't get caught
That demonstration by Harry was mad.
Need this channel to come back
Harry ~ "Just one 👏"
Sidemen ~ 💀
If I grow up to find out my dad refused to smack me for £50 mil… I’m suing him 😂
There's a chance you won't grow up at all if someone smacks you that hard as a toddler
@haridaspalleeri6765 have you never been smacked? The smack that harry displayed is so basic. Its not even painful. You think that would leave any sort of mark ?
@@niranjanrajesh1058 "hey son you have a mark on you're back cause i was offered 50 million to slap you"
"Wtf dad i hate u"
@@haridaspalleeri6765u don't know what asians and africans go through childhood huh? A smack isn't dangerous bruh
@@niranjanrajesh1058you have no idea how toddlers work do you
Bio says “we post new videos here everyday” 💀
I can’t wait for Olive to grow up and see this 😂
She will say "Ethan you stupid c*nt, you cost us 50 mil£"
Harry: I wouldn't smack a toddler but I would smack Ethans daughter for double of what they offered Matter a fact I can demonstrate to Ethan how I'd do
Once harry did the slap it was over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Smack" like that 😂😂😂
This is the same guy who said he would put his child in the microwave.
Olive is young enough that she won’t remember it but she may be so young that she won’t remember anything ever again after being slapped by a grown man
Depends where it is done and how hard
Btw has that ever even happened before?
Ethan:🤬. JJ:😂 Harry:😏
Idk what's worse this channel or JJs boxing career
yep this is the consequences of having a child earlier than your bros 😂😂😂 the conversations are wildin bro
He means it endearingly tho😂
Ayy nice😂
Jj is menace for that offer 😂
I love the fact that KSI was dying laughing, my brother you started the whole thing 😂😂😂😂
The way Harry and ethan piss each other off to produce the best clips 😂
Harry is wildin
I love how nowhere is it specified what kind of hit/slap it has to be, or even if whether or not it has to have wind-up or be powerful or anything (i.e it could just be a pat on the head & still technically counts) and as soon as JJ suggests £100M to hit Olive, Harry is proper up for it & goes in straightaway with 'open-handed smack?' 😂😂
You know Ethans laughing only when it's Harry making the jokes.
But immediately got defensive when JJ was joking on the same topic.
JJ straight went for his daughter 😂
BRING BACK THIS CHANNEL
ASIAN TEACHERS LAUGHING IN CORNER 😂
We'll split it, man did some bargaining😂
The child can recover from a slap. I can’t recover from missing out on $50M
Those colleagues are almost like friends
Ethan calling someone else a vile being is hilarious.
"😡 you just slapped my child"
"Here's a millon"
".....have a lovely day 😊"
They're both serious and harry slapped 😂
I love the banter the sidemen have with each other 🤣😂😂😂
Lets be real. As messed up as it is. That toddler's copping a 2 piece instantly.
for some reason harry being the only one with no shoes on makes this funnier
«I SHOULD HIT YOU, FOR FREE» LMAO GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 🤣🤣🤣
Ethan got serious there for a sec
Don’t blame him
It's always Harry and JJ
We need to revive this
JJ and Harry 💀🤦🏾♂️🥴😂
Harry will end up being the Best parent. Mark my words
No
I say JJ will be the best dad but Harry's child will be the most successful
@@Luvellen27 i dont Think JJ will even be an okay father
@@michu020398 i think he will, right now he is not but i think once he has a kid he'll change, i think his music career kinda stops and he probably stops his boxing career in the ring
@@Luvellen27 I think that he'll either raise spoiled children or hard working ones...
JJ when he realises something funny is happening without him: time to scream
I love the fact that the sidemen are not american, if they would have been jokes like this would not slide and the funniest moments in the sidemen would not exist
This is peak friendship tbh😂😂
"A open handed smack" 💀 Harry wtf 🤣
Bring this channel back man 😭😭
One trip being away from family and Ethan gets 150 mil from both challenges but with a daughter secretly hit
It started bad, but JJ made it to the next level.
Theres no point asking already wealthy and/or rich people these money questions. Ask poor people and theyll say yes in a heartbeat.
You guys are getting paid?
*Paid.
@@tiernodiallo1 sh*t how'd i not notice 💀 thanks lol
@@tiernodiallo1 sh*t how'd i not notice 💀 thanks lol
Mistake so bad you had to reply twice haha
sh*t how'd I not notice 💀 thanks lol
Years later.....
Harry's child to olive: I'll give you 100 mil to smack yo dad lol
Asian and African parents be like 'Yes, please. I do that for free.'
Don’t let faith see this 😂
"We'll split it" 💀
one of the funniest moments of all time
Tf happned to the pfp
Nooooo olive😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤❤❤❤❤❤
this is the funniest short i've seen fr
I mean 50 million could change that kids life forever.
Bless tobi.❤ Harry is harry as normal.❤😂
Can't believe they have the silicon hand from that gift video for decoration
That NO!!! was bubbly
I’m just saying there’s practically nothing I wouldn’t do for 50M as long as I don’t get arrested
Bruh it’s a yes all day 😂
Asian Parents: you guys get paid?
The slap had me on the floor
Olive is gonna see this when she's older tha go "Nah dad you fumbled the bag"
😂😂😂 I'll tell my kid to take that hit, "we family " in my Vin Diesel voice, then tell him he can have all the sweets he wants , from my yacht 😂
Why arent u lot posting here anymore?
They all be gangstas and sht until they'll have their child and ethan's olive grows up to smack them toddlers 🤣
the slap sound harry made had me in tears
This is why he thinks they're just colleagues
Imagine your dad and his friends has this discussion about you years ago when you were a baby or a toddler, looking back I would absolutely wish it happened, 50 million each ... It's a no brainer slap me twice even 😂
right! I'd be like 'dad wtf we could have been set bro'
@@Flyinturtles007lmao
Hey I mean 100M is a lot of money…😂
Only Harry can say these things. Only Harry
100m is life altering money, even for them. I’d smack the shit outta anybody for that😂😂😂
Lmaoo
If 100mil cash was infront of them Ethan definitely would say go on then but not too hard 😂
They got banned.
Bro I would convert a toddler through the uprights at Twickenham for £100M.
why is it so hard to see the actual clip, of Simon being sad, but there are clips talking about it everywhere?
they didn't say how hard the smack had to be, it could be high-fiving the baby so gently that the kid laughs and then you've got 50 mill
So whens this sidemen vid happening 😂😂😂
bro parents can hit children “legally” as long as they don’t leave a mark? i’m gonna smack the kid and collect my check
" I should hit you *Pause* For Free!! " 😂😂