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Drinking Alone Monologue April 29, 2014
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2014
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Funnily enough, I just started keeping my whiskey in a square crystal decanter. It takes more effort to get the booze into it and it is more awkward to pour but, goddamn it, I love that thing.
Very classy! Add a sport coat, turtleneck, and fluffy cat to the mix and we'd be honored to have you hunt us on your private island.
Pete Holmes The most dangerous game! cheers pete... JAGER BOMBS!
Pete Holmes A turtleneck was a bitch to find, however purchasing a private island was relatively easy.
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Let the hunt begin!
(Fun Fact: My rifle is loaded with hugs)
Ego Simia b Iowa J J J buong h in job b up hujbjjb8bub
and you never have to clean it, because alcohol!
i'm drinking a whiskey alone while i watch this. you're my people, pete.
friday13thirteen glass of calico Jack right here💪🏻😏
Pete seems like he would be a cool guy to hang out with.
that was the best ending ever...
This is my absolute favorite monologue from Pete thus far! These are so much better than the one-liner news jokes that other late night shows do. Keep up the great work guys 'n gals!
Thanks for the high praise, Mark! Subscribe for all the monologues and more goodness.
This might have been the best, funniest, and most self deprecating bit I've ever seen.
Pete i was crushed when your show got canceled! your monologues were the greatest thing in talk show television not only were they funny but all of them had a lesson and made you think.......i cant wait to see where you career takes you because your destined for great things!
omg Pete really did just reference The Most Dangerous Game
Im drinking alone watching this rite now
This is my favorite monologue so far, I lost it when you screamed jaeger bomb! My new favorite comedian, and great show!
Love your show Pete! The vibe is so much better than the monotony of late night television.
Whatever happens to your show Pete, there's no doubting you're made for this. Keep me laughing Mr Holmes! (Just pictured you with a monocle and a straight hat... Hilarious!)
Genious....just genious!! This show is thebest!
“This ones on me” fkin brilliant 😂👏🏽
God damn it I really like Pete Holmes
So glad this is online - I remember seeing this years ago and cracking up, and it's still hilarious!
The most dangerous game reference!
What a way to end it, lmao!
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Pete Holmes always makes me happy to work. It's the great vibe he gives off, everything is sort of positive and he finds it.
Thank you for this Pete.
this show got me through some really tough times. thanks
Pete holmes always makes me feel better, bring pete back 2020
2022!
Best and the truest monologue i've ever heard! You're the man Pete!
Big blesses from Sweden!
I've watched all the monologues since the Enrique Iglesias monologue while eating dinner and I have to remind myself to eat slowly and not drink water because every time Pete and his writers have me laughing so hard, I literally can't breathe! LOVE THIS SHOW ;D
This is the best monologue in all of monologues
I'm drinking alone right now on Christmas eve. How does RUclips know to suggest this video. Stop spying on me RUclips. In other news, I need more Pete Holmes in my life.
"If i make another stupid analogy would you get my point?" 😂🤣 Hilarious
I love drinking alone, too, man. It really can by classy.
Cold beers.. a wonderful view, great music, no conversation...! Bliss
"My owner hunts people" Gah!!!! Prrrrrrrrrr... LOL
HOME ALONE DRUNK! I love it!
Great bit, he's an amazing standup
I prefer drinking alone! And even if you're planning on getting drunk, I think it's safer to do that at home...
Watching this as I drink by myself 😂
amaahzing
Hey man you made a fan from this shit hahah youre so fucking funny
Boy Meets World is hilarious even when sober.
You had me at "Free booze".
The ending punchline is genius
This is sparta!!!
I have a corduroy blazer with suede patches on the elbows.
Purrrrr-petuity 😂😂
for some reason, i just feel like Pete Holmes and Mamrie Hart would totally be best buddy
The Boy Meets World DVD was always funny, Pete.
I drink alone all the time, it's pretty fucking awesome. I drink just enough to keep a decent buzz going and then get tired and fall asleep.
The Fat Turtle I do the exact same thing.
Are you still the same 5 years later ?
This show was unapologetically itself -- i miss it
I hope you get a webshow or podcast or more high with Doug. Whatever works.
He has a podcast called You Made It Weird
+Mike Oxsbigg Check out his podcast on SoundCloud it is really great
Pete: A Christian boy permanently working through his recovery with entertaining.
Palmala knows just how every guy likes it.
Hey Pete, was that Usher song at 1:46 the same song you kept singing when you were on Jake and Amir's live recording of their podcast at NY ComicCon?
YEAH!
Really? No comments "post pandemic"? I really am drinking alone. Good stuff, Pete. Slainte!
I found a few. Forgive me. I've been drinking.
Pete would've made a good Brienne of Tarth.
Too bad his show got canceled..
Every good show gets cancelled yet there is like 8 million seasons of American Idol. The world is a stupid place.
I know it makes zero sense. Most of the best music I have ever heard has a few thousand views while songs like 'Gangnum style' have billions...
Most fun i ever had was drinking by myself
I'm literally drinking alone watching this while the wife is out.
I had to click on this because I'm currently drinking alone. Although I feel like it's different now in quarantine it's just like expected. wtf else is there to do
i drink alone ,with nobody else. you know when i drink alone , i prefer to beat by myself
i drink alone all the time. mainly because i get asian glow after an ounce of alcohol and it's embarrassing...
Oh Topanga.
confess!!
I drink alone and look at old pictures of myself
what was that song at 1:45? ruclips.net/video/sFg5Yye2nqk/видео.html
420k subscribers hmmmm...
Yeah, I don't like to get _that_ drunk with other people. I'd sooner they see me doing nude interpretive break-dancing than seeing me when I'm that drunk.
To paraphrase Pete: It's a favor that sober me does for drunk me. Thanks sober me!
cant drive drunk if youre already home! :) cant get arrested either!
but, you cant wake with an extra $37 in your pocket you have no idea how you got..
Is this John Ritter's Brother? Looks similar.
Everyone forgets about Kevin *drinks straight Jim Beam from the bottle*
OI GET BACK ON YA HORSE, WANT MORE
It was pretty PG till the end and that's when i laughed my ass off....
k Pete, entertain me
We know you drink Pete, we've seen the white tongue. Been there. Be good. 😅
Home Alone Drunk, I would love to see a rated R version of that, where the drunk teenager gets murdered 30 minutes in, blood and body parts all over the house, cause Antifa breaks in, but tries to cover it up in each room, the news companies show up, but "miss" all the important info and proof, evidence, cause they're incompetent paid off tools controlled by media corps, and they just say "darn, too bad, move on
To the next story". All being done satirically. That would be a great movie.
Anybody still watching this
I love Pete Holmes, but I feel like the people in charge really fucked it all up with lack of imagination. They took a silly comedian and put him on a tryhard-looking stage with business-casual attire like everyone was supposed to know who he was. Why? Let him wear a t-shirt. Make the stage so shitty its becomes more and more problematic each show. Make it look like he's trying real hard to come up as a comedian. This is the guy who talks about drinking alone or wearing a bathrobe in public. Try that shtick in business attire on a professional set and you're guaranteed to lose.
Am I the only one that got "The Most Dangerous Game" reference?
+Joe Dadday no
What the f**k is a cigarette machine?
This show is hecka funny. I watch old Pete Holmes shows and stand up stand up on RUclips because is great comedy. Like Bad man... Just thinking about makes me laugh till I cry. I want to see Pete Holmes on Chris Hardwick show @Midnight. He would kill me with laughter.lol😂😂😂😂😂🖖🏾😎
BEN SAVAGE REALLY IS THE BEST SAVAGE BROTHER THOUGH
FRED IS OVERRATED
Doesn't get how everyone describes him as an alcoholic when he mentions he drinks at home.
continues to make fun of the fact that he does literally all the tell tale signs of an alcoholic.
Yep, this just sounds like a working alcoholic in denial rather than a comedy show
I have a corduroy blazer with suede patches on the elbows.