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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @devoniousk5995
    @devoniousk5995 5 лет назад +4091

    Carla: usually no one wants to play with me.
    Markiplier: *current objective SURVIVE*

  • @AidenLucente
    @AidenLucente 5 лет назад +6681

    Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour.
    THIS LADY THOUGH.
    SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
    I LIKE HER.

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 5 лет назад +197

      Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 лет назад +108

      She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later

    • @hitsujichan756
      @hitsujichan756 5 лет назад +260

      Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy

    • @andrewstepanek8933
      @andrewstepanek8933 5 лет назад +62

      She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 5 лет назад +37

      My own fencing teacher is the same way.

  • @tini_ceh
    @tini_ceh 5 лет назад +2883

    "Carla you wouldn't stab me."
    "Oh I would LOVE to!"
    Chaotic neutral

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 4 года назад +16

      Now I want to play DND with you XD

    • @rebeccarylatt2861
      @rebeccarylatt2861 4 года назад +4

      seeing a UA profile picture on a comment made before the start of ua, makes me happy. Thanks for sticking here :)

    • @darkfifty9003
      @darkfifty9003 3 года назад +1

      @@TBKLumine now I wanna play dnd with both of you

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 3 года назад +1

      @@darkfifty9003 I'm a lvl 7 artificer, feel free to join XD

    • @darkfifty9003
      @darkfifty9003 3 года назад

      @@TBKLumine what’s the campaign

  • @cyrilgigee4630
    @cyrilgigee4630 4 года назад +962

    Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.

    • @jerekoshe145
      @jerekoshe145 3 года назад +30

      Not even that, just if Ethan came

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 года назад +14

      Truth.
      I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees Год назад +2

      I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.

  • @wolfe0332
    @wolfe0332 5 лет назад +3566

    Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"

    • @Thomas31392
      @Thomas31392 5 лет назад +101

      Mark: What if you lose your grip on it?
      Carla: *_ill stab you_*

    • @HectaSpyrit
      @HectaSpyrit 4 года назад +5

      She's the beeest!

    • @delaneyellis1163
      @delaneyellis1163 4 года назад +11

      I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂

    • @thepinkocelot3055
      @thepinkocelot3055 4 года назад +4

      I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂

    • @thenoob275
      @thenoob275 4 года назад

      And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard

  • @hachii7144
    @hachii7144 5 лет назад +748

    Mark: like...you wouldn’t stab me
    Instructor: Oh would love to..
    Mark: *internal screaming intensifies*

  • @20katkbkk
    @20katkbkk 5 лет назад +2996

    Me first seeing the instructor: aw she looks like a sweet lady
    "I enjoy stabbing people"
    Me: aw she's gonna kill us all

  • @elishadanielle9378
    @elishadanielle9378 4 года назад +1598

    a new perspective: this would’ve been the first, albeit unofficial unus annus video had ethan just woken up earlier.

  • @ThinlyCut90
    @ThinlyCut90 5 лет назад +747

    She's such a chaotic neutral energy. I fricken love her.

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 лет назад +889

    "Can I get my glasses?
    I just wanna _see_ death coming."
    The funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +7

      I know the feeling. Except i'm not partially blind, and the ones saying it usually have there eyes closed when they duel me.
      Well, i do understand where they're coming from... I'm like that older brother with power gauntlets who would always protect those he associates with. And then he asks to fight you.
      I'll shit me pants for sure. If it wasn't me.
      (Longswords. Best swords next to zweihanders.)

    • @Infernahlia
      @Infernahlia 5 лет назад +3

      Me everyday

    • @Hound_Of_Craftz
      @Hound_Of_Craftz 5 лет назад +1

      yeah

  • @ericlemesany2614
    @ericlemesany2614 5 лет назад +1935

    "Don't stick out your butt"
    Mark: Thrusts
    Sound effects: WHOOSH!

    • @LesliePetersFilm
      @LesliePetersFilm 5 лет назад +4

      My dream is to become a youtuber. I have 2500 subs and counting, but i hope to help as much people as possible and put smiles on their faces.
      Made by own song this week for the 2500 subs special. It's going to be amazing! Hope you will watch the premiere with me soon.

    • @candybrine6423
      @candybrine6423 5 лет назад +1

      *SCHWING*

    • @candybrine6423
      @candybrine6423 5 лет назад +1

      @@michaelzefanya8296 I set my HxH fan bait, watching and waiting with my zetsu activated. Lo and behold I caught one!

    • @sammarino7357
      @sammarino7357 5 лет назад +4

      ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER RUN

    • @googletristinthefoxngamer4709
      @googletristinthefoxngamer4709 5 лет назад +1

      "Does the Donald Duck Pose"

  • @jeremyworon7361
    @jeremyworon7361 3 года назад +666

    This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 года назад +17

      She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂

    • @mr.amphibian8418
      @mr.amphibian8418 3 года назад +12

      Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 Год назад +1

      She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit

  • @longbone2652
    @longbone2652 5 лет назад +678

    "I can fence with a 10-year-old?" Well yeah, Mark, you can fence with basically anyone who fences. Can you WIN to a 10-year-old, though?

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +6

      @@kiwiace4613 _r/whoooosh_

    • @kiwiace4613
      @kiwiace4613 5 лет назад

      I know that.... Im ded right?

    • @the_Gameplex
      @the_Gameplex 5 лет назад +2

      No I've fenced a 10 year old and they're fricken deadly

    • @XfilesandHorrorClips
      @XfilesandHorrorClips 5 лет назад

      I fenced for 6 years. I'm not as good as i used to be but I've beaten people almost 3 feet taller than me and stronger than me.

  • @crusaduh
    @crusaduh 5 лет назад +1376

    "I dont have any other friends"
    The camera dude is shook

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 5 лет назад +584

    She talked so dark and sinister the whole time. I love it. So amazing to watch.

  • @fauxmarmorer9544
    @fauxmarmorer9544 3 года назад +320

    Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge*
    Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough

    • @hadisyed9083
      @hadisyed9083 3 года назад +29

      getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers

    • @laufert7100
      @laufert7100 10 месяцев назад +6

      Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*

  • @skyrah1365
    @skyrah1365 5 лет назад +763

    Mark: "So is every mistake foolish?"
    Instructor: "Yes"
    story of my life

  • @s3p41r0t41
    @s3p41r0t41 5 лет назад +647

    "there is no crying in fencing"
    Mark: "Hold my tears"

    • @hyperpengu8722
      @hyperpengu8722 5 лет назад +2

      did he actually say that? XD

    • @s3p41r0t41
      @s3p41r0t41 5 лет назад +4

      not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722

    • @hyperpengu8722
      @hyperpengu8722 5 лет назад +2

      it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD

  • @AliceTheWoofingCat
    @AliceTheWoofingCat 5 лет назад +3033

    I love how ominous the instructor is.
    some of my favorite quotes:
    "I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"*
    "As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing"
    "usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)"
    "He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*

    • @trcer934
      @trcer934 4 года назад +155

      lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”

    • @Oblivionaire
      @Oblivionaire 3 года назад +39

      “Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!”
      “He’ll be fine… but you won’t.”
      “Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!”
      “Nobody will find your body…”

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 года назад +8

      @@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous

    • @marcushowell5898
      @marcushowell5898 2 года назад +2

      I love your name

    • @iamtheanimeweeb
      @iamtheanimeweeb 2 года назад +8

      "Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06

  • @dragongames8301
    @dragongames8301 4 года назад +203

    Carla is the most fun instructor Mark has had. Even all the ones they've had in Unnus Annus. Shes witty along with mark instead of just letting him quip. She's so lively. We love you Carla.

  • @nancybun9976
    @nancybun9976 5 лет назад +1946

    “Except when you threw your body on my blade” oh my god I love this woman

    • @whyamialive8228
      @whyamialive8228 4 года назад +20

      SAME😂😂😂😂😂😇

    • @IlcotheOtter
      @IlcotheOtter 3 года назад +25

      "I would love to stab you"
      fencing instructor woman

    • @chugbat
      @chugbat 2 года назад +2

      28:27

    • @noelvesbody
      @noelvesbody 2 года назад +2

      actually exactly what more advanced fencers I know have said to me as feedback lol

  • @Chiscribbs
    @Chiscribbs 5 лет назад +387

    I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.

    • @leontrotsky3715
      @leontrotsky3715 5 лет назад

      lol I feel that

    • @HSE_VO
      @HSE_VO 5 лет назад

      @@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???

  • @ScarryHarry93
    @ScarryHarry93 4 года назад +2039

    "I'm only going to hit you if you do something wrong"
    Mark: "But....I've never done this before, I'll do everything wrong!"
    "Oh geez, that's too bad" lol

    • @EliteChoice77
      @EliteChoice77 Год назад

      Just a typical Markiplier experience

  • @Ny0kit
    @Ny0kit 4 года назад +551

    "Distance is a killer"
    This aged like fine wine

    • @hadisyed9083
      @hadisyed9083 3 года назад +14

      none of us are aging like fine wine now though

    • @just_aaaaly84
      @just_aaaaly84 3 года назад +10

      @@hadisyed9083 aging like tomatoes.

  • @kiron.602
    @kiron.602 5 лет назад +596

    Boss: So..Uh.. What are your talents?
    Mark: I stab people.

  • @Starliing
    @Starliing 5 лет назад +617

    "What if I throw it?" Mark just reinvented the meta of fencing.

    • @Ben_Kimber
      @Ben_Kimber 5 лет назад +31

      If there was a pommel, then to end thine opponent rightly, unscrew the pommel from the sword and throw it at them, then close swiftly. Skallagrim and Shadiversity did videos on this.

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 лет назад +4

      So basically a javelin?

    • @jonathanfore7211
      @jonathanfore7211 5 лет назад +8

      CyanH I’m a fencer and I’ve done this while messing around with friends. Wouldn’t suggest it 😂 it bounces back

    • @crazialex
      @crazialex 5 лет назад +4

      What if you bring multiple sword is there a rule against that

    • @jonathanfore7211
      @jonathanfore7211 5 лет назад +4

      crazialex I mean. There’s a game called gladiator. You can “kill” people and they have to drop their weapon and go off to the side. Then you can get 2 weapons if you still have both arms. Other than that, you’d probably get kicked out of an official tournament for even carrying more than one onto the strip

  • @brielleneels1130
    @brielleneels1130 5 лет назад +475

    Mark: Not today!
    _Literally 2 seconds later_
    Mark: It's today!

  • @mossmiller8050
    @mossmiller8050 4 года назад +112

    I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle 2 года назад

      That is a woman you can see

    • @DrWoofOfficial
      @DrWoofOfficial Год назад +3

      @@hajidle and a professional

    • @tadadoterson6147
      @tadadoterson6147 Год назад +3

      ​@@hajidle mark is, in fact, a woman.

    • @hajidle
      @hajidle Год назад

      @@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman

    • @dannystott4645
      @dannystott4645 Год назад +2

      ​@@hajidle "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla

  • @sngmingis
    @sngmingis 5 лет назад +270

    Mark:I’m pretty good
    *immediately cuts to him dying on the silks*

  • @nickysze2673
    @nickysze2673 5 лет назад +828

    Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's.
    Perfect duo

  • @proskittlez9366
    @proskittlez9366 5 лет назад +400

    23:49
    Mark: Not today!...
    *Gets stabbed*
    It's today, today's the day...
    *Stumbles away in fear and defeat*

  • @bjhollings1417
    @bjhollings1417 4 года назад +270

    Mark: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
    Me: Is that a Unus Annus reference in the future

    • @thegod300jr
      @thegod300jr 4 года назад +1

      BJ Hollings it is I was gonna comment on it rn

    • @papillon2066
      @papillon2066 4 года назад +8

      What, it’s from dragon ball z not unus annus

    • @ledgendweaver
      @ledgendweaver 4 года назад +8

      It's a DBZ reference

    • @aulusgalba5679
      @aulusgalba5679 4 года назад +2

      I was gonna like until I saw the 69 I can’t ruin it :(

    • @fusionz_official
      @fusionz_official 4 года назад +2

      @@aulusgalba5679 same here man

  • @LOVES1CK_FOOL
    @LOVES1CK_FOOL 5 лет назад +263

    "Fencing is a nice and limber sport"
    Mark:*continues to be stiff as hell*

  • @gemmuffin57
    @gemmuffin57 5 лет назад +1486

    "What if you lose your grip on it?"
    "Ill stab you"
    Me: I love you

    • @antonyc4241
      @antonyc4241 4 года назад +3

      Comment

    • @shiroitaka5948
      @shiroitaka5948 4 года назад +2

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    • @Rain-gg8vd
      @Rain-gg8vd 4 года назад +2

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    • @relic0
      @relic0 4 года назад +1

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    • @Rain-gg8vd
      @Rain-gg8vd 4 года назад +1

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  • @No-bg6hz
    @No-bg6hz 5 лет назад +841

    *”I enjoy stabbing people”*
    Hang in there: *”These pants are very fragile”*

  • @TheStreamingEnderman
    @TheStreamingEnderman 2 года назад +50

    As a fencer myself, I can confirm she was a great instructor. Also, I liked her sense of humour.

  • @KarmaIsLily
    @KarmaIsLily 5 лет назад +443

    Mark: Should I look you in the eyes or look at your sword?
    Carla: Just close your eyes. _It’ll all be over soon._

    • @Generalneer4522
      @Generalneer4522 4 года назад +1

      is that a reference to stranger things?

    • @cheesed-kun8445
      @cheesed-kun8445 4 года назад +2

      Tranquilez trust me stranger things didn’t come up with that 😂 people have been saying that far before stranger things existed

  • @daughterofhalvor
    @daughterofhalvor 5 лет назад +950

    This lady is my favorite teacher yet! She’s just so funny and really knows how to banter.

    • @iSuperdupaloveweed
      @iSuperdupaloveweed 5 лет назад +6

      yeah, unless you have any experience with fencing. then you realize she's extremely sub par ._.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 лет назад +15

      she was being kinda flirty which creeped me out at first. but then I was like.... well it's Mark can you really blame her 😂

    • @daughterofhalvor
      @daughterofhalvor 5 лет назад +3

      Jokanaan Lol! My only trouble is that I have never flirted or been flirted too. So I just saw all of it as bantering. But if she was flirting than yeah, who could blame her?

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 5 лет назад +3

      Could you say what she did that was flirting? That swiped me completely

    • @uwuakaarf6249
      @uwuakaarf6249 5 лет назад +4

      its fine your not bleeding yet...-at all or ever

  • @SakuraChi8
    @SakuraChi8 5 лет назад +262

    "I like beating up on defenseless people"
    "uuhh......ok"

    • @Golden_Spud
      @Golden_Spud 5 лет назад +2

      BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂

    • @anthonymarcos9477
      @anthonymarcos9477 5 лет назад +2

      Weird flex but ok

  • @nacuralover2593
    @nacuralover2593 4 года назад +62

    I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.

    • @rudra3354
      @rudra3354 Месяц назад

      U must be playing on Olympics or National levels?

  • @TigerSaphire56
    @TigerSaphire56 5 лет назад +419

    "Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣

  • @0zzkat
    @0zzkat 5 лет назад +190

    I love the instructor! Her sense of humor plays so well with Mark's. She really amped up the comedy here.

  • @loganparenteau-sugden7592
    @loganparenteau-sugden7592 5 лет назад +691

    Teacher: Hit me!
    Mark: *whimpers in fear*

    • @rainisage1659
      @rainisage1659 5 лет назад +4

      my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual
      *at least not for me*
      help

    • @kenns.3107
      @kenns.3107 5 лет назад +1

      What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up

    • @burlyfoil1022
      @burlyfoil1022 5 лет назад +1

      Teacher: you can't

    • @jetzeron
      @jetzeron 5 лет назад +2

      The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.

  • @RebekahJae
    @RebekahJae 3 года назад +86

    She’s a fun instructor. Makes me wanna take lessons with her.

  • @knza4088
    @knza4088 5 лет назад +351

    "I'm about to get stabbed."
    *Continues to play gunshots in the background*

  • @jamethanjames1436
    @jamethanjames1436 5 лет назад +1452

    Mark: The louder you are the faster you go.
    Me: If that was true then Jack would be The Flash.

    • @bunnykun5836
      @bunnykun5836 4 года назад +13

      @Jack Design Jack is pure speed

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 4 года назад +27

      You all forgot,
      The perfect opportunity to say this.
      SPEEED IS KEY!!!

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +9

      Me:(reads this and agrees)
      Also me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @brody_herman
      @brody_herman 4 года назад +2

      Jack?

    • @potatotomato7025
      @potatotomato7025 4 года назад +8

      I think its cool going back to videos from like 3-5 years ago and seeing some commenters pfp's changed to unus annus stuff.

  • @blest7133
    @blest7133 5 лет назад +116

    *1 week later*
    Sees blood splatters on the floor and walls, Mark on the floor crying and the instructor looking at the camera saying "I think he needs another week"

  • @THESHORTCAKE
    @THESHORTCAKE 2 года назад +56

    Markiplier, I’m a fencer and I see you have potential. Please continue to fence.

  • @caitlynh210
    @caitlynh210 5 лет назад +173

    Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people*
    Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing*
    Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ

  • @steeleish
    @steeleish 5 лет назад +401

    'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.

  • @siadubey
    @siadubey 5 лет назад +1128

    “I’m so limber... I did silk dancing last week so...”
    *_WAR FLASHBACKS_*

  • @kevalyn8586
    @kevalyn8586 4 года назад +251

    I love this lady's attitude.
    Dude, you're gonna die... He's gonna be fine. You'll see him next week.
    He's not bleeding... yet. I mean not a all... ever.
    She actually said "Ruh-oh!" like Scooby Doo ( 9:04 )
    Don't mean to torture you on your first day of fencing... Yes.
    Its not swashbuckling like WHAAAA- WHAAAUH.
    Oh, jeez that's too bad.
    I love her! She's so funny and sarcastic.

  • @jadamonk6988
    @jadamonk6988 5 лет назад +2602

    Instructor review:
    Super friendly
    Knowledgeable
    Possibly a murderer
    Funny
    So..... 10/10

  • @bryankhair7520
    @bryankhair7520 5 лет назад +486

    Mark makes cool gaming video
    RUclips:
    Mark makes really cool fencing video
    RUclips:"#10 on gaming"

  • @imadorkandthisismypicturen1574
    @imadorkandthisismypicturen1574 5 лет назад +398

    Mark:Like you wouldn't stab me...
    Carla: Oh I'd love to
    😶😆

    • @aaronfangheart
      @aaronfangheart 5 лет назад +2

      I died when she said that I was like pl5dont stab my boi please

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl 4 года назад +69

    Mark: Im not a masochist.
    Also Mark: "You could stab me!"

  • @shaohongli8868
    @shaohongli8868 5 лет назад +346

    Mark:is every mistake foolish?
    ..........
    Lady:YES

  • @Jaynautic
    @Jaynautic 5 лет назад +2179

    i think this "Markiplier Learns" series might be the best series on RUclips

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 5 лет назад +35

      eh, markiplier makes is better because ethan/tyler

    • @Schenta
      @Schenta 5 лет назад +4

      Jaynautic I 100% agree

    • @SerpentineSaltern
      @SerpentineSaltern 5 лет назад +18

      how about... Markiplier learns... feat. Ethan and Tyler

    • @DonnaLee4
      @DonnaLee4 5 лет назад +14

      You guys don't realise that it's actually called "Markiplier Tries" and also this is the continuation of the VAN VIDEOS....Barrel is back!!

    • @Benthenewbie414
      @Benthenewbie414 5 лет назад +1

      YES!!!!!!

  • @BrandiSisk
    @BrandiSisk 5 лет назад +432

    Instructor: don’t point it at someone’s unprotected face
    Mark:like you just did?
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @wormeater5145
      @wormeater5145 5 лет назад +7

      "yes."

    • @reydragonclaw1128
      @reydragonclaw1128 5 лет назад +8

      Me: DOES IT STILL COUNT IF I'M POINTING IT AT THEIR NECK? ~says as removes the button that keeps the deadly part contained~

  • @m3lod1an
    @m3lod1an 3 года назад +41

    I love how towards the end he's still trying to snark her and do his joke bravado but he just can't, he can't even catch his breath enough to finish his phrases. Mark's been matched, everyone

  • @dew2334
    @dew2334 5 лет назад +522

    Mark you conquered horseback riding and fencing now combine the two and master jousting next.🤺🏇

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 5 лет назад +3

      This. This is what we need.

    • @splinterwolf_
      @splinterwolf_ 5 лет назад +3

      Don’t forget aerial silk dancing

    • @centmain4538
      @centmain4538 5 лет назад

      That would be ebic!

    • @Thedude3rd
      @Thedude3rd 5 лет назад +1

      Phenguin King What, you want him to do flips on the horse?!

    • @gooodmorningm345
      @gooodmorningm345 5 лет назад

      It would be cool to see him doing soccer ⚽️

  • @RealGodskinDuo
    @RealGodskinDuo 5 лет назад +488

    mark: What about that dummy
    the woman who loves stabbing people: oh that wont be as fun to stab as me as i can fight back

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 лет назад +10

      She is right. Hitting a used thick mat every evening is not as entertaining as hitting a person who can squeal as you do it.

    • @bf2098
      @bf2098 5 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tyler6991
      @tyler6991 5 лет назад

      DZ LOL

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 5 лет назад +149

    “I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.”
    -markimoo 2019

  • @andrewgarsed7948
    @andrewgarsed7948 4 года назад +27

    "I'll just aim for the blobby mass you are". Charming

  • @scratchedcds
    @scratchedcds 5 лет назад +419

    “I was holding my bird. my bird is dead!”
    -Mark Fischbach 2019

    • @YumeHuski
      @YumeHuski 5 лет назад +3

      *whatever.works.01 ._.* reminds me of a book called *Of Mice and Men*

    • @ssjrose7383
      @ssjrose7383 5 лет назад +3

      *whatever.works.01 ._.* I read This right when he said that 🤣

    • @YumeHuski
      @YumeHuski 5 лет назад +3

      Jose Ramos xD

    • @DatRitzBoi
      @DatRitzBoi 5 лет назад +2

      I just saw a dead bird...on the ground....oh.

  • @noahleazenby4621
    @noahleazenby4621 5 лет назад +134

    Mark: I did silk dancing earlier so I'm all good
    (Flashback): AHhhHHhhhHHhHhhHH

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem 5 лет назад

      Hero2Gaming her face was absolutely hilarious 😂

  • @Tandosdelarno
    @Tandosdelarno 5 лет назад +553

    Mark: fight me at full power please just so the people at home know what it's like.
    Carla: *MEGALOVAINIA AT FULL VOLUME*

  • @pragon1173
    @pragon1173 3 года назад +40

    As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going

  • @iannemy
    @iannemy 5 лет назад +241

    I love how her voice sound so sarcastic and dark 😂

  • @imsyber
    @imsyber 5 лет назад +100

    Instructor: "I'll just hit you if you do something bad."
    Mark: "But ima do a lot wrong because I've never played before" Instructor: "Aw geez, that's too bad"

  • @spaceslugs1502
    @spaceslugs1502 5 лет назад +253

    Mark: I dont believe in water.
    Also Mark a week later: I'm StAn ThE wAtEr MaN.

  • @pinkmoonjuice5158
    @pinkmoonjuice5158 2 года назад +23

    Mark is a great student and she is a fantastically witty teacher. 😂 I'd watch all their classes or even the two of them playing video games together.
    Also
    "Just...destroy me."
    Pain tolerance Mark strikes again!

  • @jay-b1223
    @jay-b1223 5 лет назад +430

    21:43 “Can I just get my glasses. I wanna see death coming.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 лет назад +2

      Instruction unclear
      Get ads instead

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 лет назад +1

      2 time!!!!!

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 лет назад

      @@kamikaze6198 wait what that happened to me too lol

    • @bananasrotate7821
      @bananasrotate7821 5 лет назад

      @@kamikaze6198 bruh why were there *2* ad breaks

    • @kamikaze6198
      @kamikaze6198 5 лет назад

      @@bananasrotate7821 dems youtube want fems mone

  • @Selkvile
    @Selkvile 5 лет назад +107

    Oh, I feel so bad for her.
    "Relax" *collapses* "Okay not that much"

  • @MixedCrayonz
    @MixedCrayonz 5 лет назад +91

    Carla: FENCE!
    Mark: *backs up drastically*

  • @neighborlytoad-3938
    @neighborlytoad-3938 4 года назад +75

    “this is what it means to go even further beyond!”
    but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +106

    If you told me when I first saw one of Marks videos back in the good ol indie horror game days that he would be uploading videos of him fencing in 2019. I'd probably say
    Yeah that makes sense

  • @passwordpanda
    @passwordpanda 5 лет назад +233

    Omg she's so hilarious and matches your humour and energy so well, Mark. What a perfect cohost for the show

    • @darthtyranus378
      @darthtyranus378 5 лет назад +3

      They should do a let's play together

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 лет назад +1

      Or even playing an online virtual reality game competing against one another, that could be amazing.
      I also think she would love meme beats quite a bit, that seems perfect with her skillset, but she's certainly a well coordinated and dexterous person to be able to play any virtual game I feel, especially super hot vr.

  • @soldmysoultobangtan2631
    @soldmysoultobangtan2631 5 лет назад +153

    Lmao the dynamic of you two together is killing me. I love her 😂😂

  • @ProfessorMonstru
    @ProfessorMonstru 4 года назад +8

    I love this woman and her sense of humor. She seems like such a good-natured person, perfect for an instructor! Looks like Mark had a lot of fun, too!

  • @beatorizmuusushi
    @beatorizmuusushi 5 лет назад +247

    Carla: don't want to point the weapon to somebody who is not wearing a face protection mask
    Carla: *points at Mark*
    Mark: ...like you just did?
    Carla: *yes*

  • @rshadows3650
    @rshadows3650 5 лет назад +275

    I really wish Ethan would’ve responded and done this. 😂

    • @linkeffect82
      @linkeffect82 5 лет назад +12

      Me too. but Carla is such a wonderful teacher that this was a ton of fun to watch.
      This will build up Mark's skills at any rate, so he can confidently go up against Ethan! He'll need the confidence, because Ethan is a wiry guy who would be tricky to hit, no offense to him ^^.
      Tyler on the other hand, would be terrifying because of his reach.

  • @mcthlady
    @mcthlady 5 лет назад +426

    Everybody watching this video:
    "Aww poor soft boi I would never stab Mark :c"
    Warfstache:
    *e n j o y s*

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 5 лет назад +5

      HNG yeah a _very_ friendly stabbing

  • @sharad6398
    @sharad6398 3 года назад +33

    Mark in 2019: I'm about be stabbed
    Just destroy me
    Mark in 2021: Shut up I'm not a masochist

  • @vanillaorchid7133
    @vanillaorchid7133 5 лет назад +338

    Mark Wants To Know Every Single Sport.
    RUclips: oK

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 5 лет назад +5

      I'm still waiting for ballet with Dan & Phil.
      The comedic potential.
      The clumsiness.
      Or the surprising lack thereof.

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 5 лет назад +114

    Mark: "I'm going to get stabbed."
    Me (a fencer) while nodding: "Repeatedly."

    • @randomperson6861
      @randomperson6861 5 лет назад

      yes I thought so too

    • @ameliabaugh312
      @ameliabaugh312 5 лет назад

      As a fencer, I knew this wouldn’t end well

    • @mage_the_mage
      @mage_the_mage 5 лет назад

      Ethribin especially in Epee. I’d be scared for his life if he tried Sabre though, one time I got bruises about 3 to 4 inches long.

    • @ameliabaugh312
      @ameliabaugh312 5 лет назад +1

      Matilda H that’s why I like foil lol

  • @amaloza3828
    @amaloza3828 5 лет назад +497

    The cameraman laughing at Mark getting stabbed is a mood lol

  • @CooL_Dino13
    @CooL_Dino13 3 года назад +55

    Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD

  • @cry0n1c
    @cry0n1c 5 лет назад +238

    24:50
    Mark: I've got natural instincts
    Lady: *Stab*

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +1

      I was looking at the comments and it was on the point
      The heavy is dead noise*

    • @rencedionson273
      @rencedionson273 3 года назад

      @@SCP--gr3pd WHO KILLED THE HeAVY!

  • @hunni5713
    @hunni5713 5 лет назад +204

    7:02 I love how he _conveniently_ misses out pole dancing XD

    • @ryansalmon6411
      @ryansalmon6411 5 лет назад +13

      And that's the thing he's done the most

  • @TheChaosVariant
    @TheChaosVariant 5 лет назад +1208

    If you don't do a part two with her, I will be very sad. She is incredible!!
    Also, you should try figure skating.

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 5 лет назад +17

      He'd probably die if he tried to skate lmao

    • @BannaYello
      @BannaYello 5 лет назад +9

      He totally should try figure skating, it’s totally possible to learn a few basic things in a short amount of tkme

    • @iremember7799
      @iremember7799 5 лет назад +1

      Prepare to cry

    • @supercrafter0154
      @supercrafter0154 4 года назад

      Figure skating is probably going to end up like Ariel dancing.

    • @Sliceraid
      @Sliceraid 2 месяца назад

      He should try the other branches of fencing

  • @WHAL-E
    @WHAL-E 2 года назад +14

    My childhood friend has done fencing since he was 5 years old. I’m 16, and he is 15. I’m not in fencing, but I’ve been to many of his practices and some of his tournaments. Watching this has been really funny.

  • @awfulcreature3224
    @awfulcreature3224 5 лет назад +81

    14:47
    "Okay, that sounds good in a creepy way"
    God her delivery is amazing XD she's so funny!

  • @oliviabroughton5367
    @oliviabroughton5367 5 лет назад +130

    His Fencing trainer was hilarious! I laughed through almost the video because of her. ...That and that edit with Mark's butt sticking out. :p

  • @lanaurban5730
    @lanaurban5730 5 лет назад +560

    “When you stab someone, it’s relaxing.”

    • @rachellearthur4444
      @rachellearthur4444 5 лет назад +5

      i do philipino weapons and there are fewer things more relaxing and satisfying that hitting someone in the face with a rubber knife

    • @GtheCatLady
      @GtheCatLady 5 лет назад +3

      Lana Urban I mean, pretending that you’re kicking someone you’re mad at when you kick a soccer ball is relaxing and helps you kick harder, so...

    • @lilacamaris518
      @lilacamaris518 5 лет назад +2

      It really is.
      I stabbed a box a few months ago and it honestly felt great-

    • @shadowkeepr441
      @shadowkeepr441 5 лет назад

      i feel the most relaxed stabbing people with a pocket knife

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 5 лет назад

      It's so satisfying to stab someone in fencing

  • @TBKLumine
    @TBKLumine 4 года назад +46

    I feel like she's been on youtube before. She definitely knows what to say.

  • @jaroodthefab5669
    @jaroodthefab5669 5 лет назад +885

    Mark: "ow!"
    Instructor: "oh, it doesn't hurt." *stabs him 3 times*
    XD

  • @F_rogg_y
    @F_rogg_y 5 лет назад +188

    Carla: just relax, don’t tense up
    Mark: **tensing intensifies**

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 5 лет назад

      JadedJules
      Mark: **intensifying the intensity of the tensing**

  • @CricketTheHivewing
    @CricketTheHivewing 5 лет назад +230

    The instructor’s Sarcasm is priceless XD 😂

  • @jesssparks5929
    @jesssparks5929 4 года назад +51

    Me: *watching this in 2020*
    Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
    Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D