How To Fence
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- I head to a fencing club to learn the ancient art of fencing! It does not go well for me...
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Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"
Mark: What if you lose your grip on it?
Carla: *_ill stab you_*
She's the beeest!
I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂
I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂
And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard
"there is no crying in fencing"
Mark: "Hold my tears"
did he actually say that? XD
not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722
it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD
Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's.
Perfect duo
500th like
Nah kinda awkward
650th like
It's what normal people act like yeesh
This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!
She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂
Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭
She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit
This lady is my favorite teacher yet! She’s just so funny and really knows how to banter.
yeah, unless you have any experience with fencing. then you realize she's extremely sub par ._.
she was being kinda flirty which creeped me out at first. but then I was like.... well it's Mark can you really blame her 😂
Jokanaan Lol! My only trouble is that I have never flirted or been flirted too. So I just saw all of it as bantering. But if she was flirting than yeah, who could blame her?
Could you say what she did that was flirting? That swiped me completely
its fine your not bleeding yet...-at all or ever
I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.
lol I feel that
@@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???
Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour.
THIS LADY THOUGH.
SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
I LIKE HER.
Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS
She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later
Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy
She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.
My own fencing teacher is the same way.
Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge*
Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough
getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers
Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*
"Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣
Wth
"I like beating up on defenseless people"
"uuhh......ok"
BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂
Weird flex but ok
Teacher: Hit me!
Mark: *whimpers in fear*
my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual
*at least not for me*
help
What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up
Teacher: you can't
The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.
Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.
Not even that, just if Ethan came
Truth.
I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.
I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.
If you don't do a part two with her, I will be very sad. She is incredible!!
Also, you should try figure skating.
He'd probably die if he tried to skate lmao
He totally should try figure skating, it’s totally possible to learn a few basic things in a short amount of tkme
Prepare to cry
Figure skating is probably going to end up like Ariel dancing.
He should try the other branches of fencing
'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.
Reba Shields Carlaplier?
sameeeeee
I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "
That is a woman you can see
@@tangytim6699 and a professional
@@tangytim6699 mark is, in fact, a woman.
@@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman
@@tangytim6699 "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla
I love how ominous the instructor is.
some of my favorite quotes:
"I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"*
"As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing"
"usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)"
"He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*
lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”
“Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!”
“He’ll be fine… but you won’t.”
“Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!”
“Nobody will find your body…”
@@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous
I love your name
"Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06
Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people*
Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing*
Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ
“I was holding my bird. my bird is dead!”
-Mark Fischbach 2019
*whatever.works.01 ._.* reminds me of a book called *Of Mice and Men*
*whatever.works.01 ._.* I read This right when he said that 🤣
Jose Ramos xD
I just saw a dead bird...on the ground....oh.
I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.
Instructor review:
Super friendly
Knowledgeable
Possibly a murderer
Funny
So..... 10/10
Possibly a female Dexter ?
Possibly?
Casually hides in the roof to murder whoever she is teaching
👏👏
100 % possibly a murderer
Mark: "I'm going to get stabbed."
Me (a fencer) while nodding: "Repeatedly."
yes I thought so too
As a fencer, I knew this wouldn’t end well
Ethribin especially in Epee. I’d be scared for his life if he tried Sabre though, one time I got bruises about 3 to 4 inches long.
Matilda H that’s why I like foil lol
Carla: FENCE!
Mark: *backs up drastically*
I love how her voice sound so sarcastic and dark 😂
As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going
i think this "Markiplier Learns" series might be the best series on RUclips
eh, markiplier makes is better because ethan/tyler
Jaynautic I 100% agree
how about... Markiplier learns... feat. Ethan and Tyler
You guys don't realise that it's actually called "Markiplier Tries" and also this is the continuation of the VAN VIDEOS....Barrel is back!!
YES!!!!!!
Mark: I did silk dancing earlier so I'm all good
(Flashback): AHhhHHhhhHHhHhhHH
Hero2Gaming her face was absolutely hilarious 😂
“I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.”
-markimoo 2019
"I'll just aim for the blobby mass you are". Charming
His Fencing trainer was hilarious! I laughed through almost the video because of her. ...That and that edit with Mark's butt sticking out. :p
This instructor is hilarious. I would love to learn fencing with someone like this.
xGo4TheGoldx the one in my hometown kind of reminds me of her. he was a big russian sarcastic teddy bear and it was great
Yeah my instructor is just a crazy Russian. Yay.
He’s a great coach
Mark Wants To Know Every Single Sport.
RUclips: oK
I'm still waiting for ballet with Dan & Phil.
The comedic potential.
The clumsiness.
Or the surprising lack thereof.
Mark in 2019: I'm about be stabbed
Just destroy me
Mark in 2021: Shut up I'm not a masochist
24:50
Mark: I've got natural instincts
Lady: *Stab*
I was looking at the comments and it was on the point
The heavy is dead noise*
@@SCP--gr3pd WHO KILLED THE HeAVY!
Mark: fight me at full power please just so the people at home know what it's like.
Carla: *MEGALOVAINIA AT FULL VOLUME*
Cringe
O O no u
You haven't seen her final form
That was only 10% of her real power
I can hear this comment
I was really waiting him to say-"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
yes
Aviram Feldt I second that
We Did get a DBZ reference though
He had the chance and didn't take it 😂
ME TOO
Oh snap, pleasantly surprised that he's ACTUALLY fencing. I figured he'd be playing a VR game or something.
He's trying a lot of things. It's cool to see him trying all of these things. I don't think he's mastered a damn thing, though
If the title says “Markiplier tries: [topic]” or “How to [topic]”, be prepared for real life shenanigans.
Mark ain't no snowflake
Same here.
Reminds me of "Lets Play"
THIS LADY IS AMAZING I NEED MORE VIDEOS WITH THESE INSTRUCTORS
Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD
*GASP*
IS THAT THE LUCKY FLANNEL?
OR A REPLACEMENT LUCKY FLANNEL?
he lost the lucky flannel ages ago, so it will be the replacement 💛
@@entitycips7968 Tyler had it so it may be the real one
@@reinmiller4600 wait did he?????
A fan at a meet up gave him a new flannel that looks identical. Mark even said it feels exactly the same
Oh shit now I gotta find his lucky flannel in some other video I think it was mario maker
"Don't srick out your butt"
Mark- *Butt flies forward*
😂😂😂
“this is what it means to go even further beyond!”
but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
@@spiritvdc5109 Yep.
I really want to see Mark try ballet, figure skating, and archery next. Those are my sports🥰
Liz Ayelet BALLEEEETTTTT YES
Oooooo I wanna see him try archery now
Archery!!
Archery!
Liz Ayelet as I do ballet I’ll say he definitely has the flexibility for it
Me: *watching this in 2020*
Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
Be careful not to mess with Mark. He's a master Fencer.
Thanks for the tip!
Shut
At first I read that as 'hamster fencer,' which I think Mark would agree is probably more accurate.
Lol he just started learning
Well I'm disappointed in them too tails
"My name is Inigo Montaya. You killed my father, prepare to die."🗡
Luis Lopez okay but noice fencers go into a fencing competition called,”Inigo Montoya” and first place gets a cup that says,”My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die”
Ah, the princess bride. I approve.
MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
*fires machine gun*
Oh my God!!! The princess bride! Inconceivable!
No more rhyming, and i mean it!!! Hey! Anybody want a peanut?
That womans dry humor had me ROLLING. 🤣🤣
Mark: Gets wisdom teeth out. 2weeks later:
STARTS FENCING
Its mark what do u expect😂😂
U right
@@natatopotato8825 boxing
It'S a StOrY oF iNsPiRaTiOn ReAlLy
“Loss of wisdom is a loss of logic”
- Albert Einstein, sitting on a rooftop, after having his wisdom teeth removed
I laughed so hard that the lady basically dropped her sword from position and yell ah just so mark can hit her 😂
Mark: I’m about to get stabbed
RUclips: this video has been demonetized thank you for your cooperation
Words of advice for Mark: An unconfident swordsman is a dead swordsman and a blind one even worse
I suppose you don't know who Zatoichi is
@@TrenBrahhh_CobraT8 a fictional samurai. Yeah, doesn't count.
This lady is one of my favorite ladies. 10/10 lady 👌
Your welcome for 103 likes
@@lilpea8749 WOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
BubblesTheDork “I enjoy stabbing people!”
@@lilpea8749 111 likes*
@@themilkmanii8285 163 likes*
as a fencer, i am 5 seconds into this and i already feel pained
"You will see him next week." :D (In her head: "In the dumpster behind the Dairy queen!" :) )
Mark:I like beating up on defenses people
Trainer:ummm ok
12:33 lol
26:10 Love how she just wacks him on the head. Love this woman
“I like beating up on defenceless people” markiplier 2019
de*fence*less xD
꧁༒ Dylan B༒꧂ HAA
Who doesn't
10:03 had me laughing so hard
10:53 my lord this trainer is hilarious 🤣
She's also very good....she coaches three separate scholastic teams AND CalTech's NCAA team.
Mark: I don't have any other friends
Also Mark: **Has cameraman**
Amy I think
@@JeylinRocksOut No. It sounds like a male laugh @22:21 in the vid. Maybe Bob. Kinda sounds like him. Or Tyler but Tyler's "out of town" in this vid.
@@rural5876 I think Amy is usually the one holding the camera but when she isn't available there's another guy he has for camera work. I think his name was Evan? He was in the Oreo or Death video and also helped handle the cameras for Mark's December charity stream.
@@Katsuo6661 Hmm. Great big mystery that I hope to be solved lmao. I don't know why but I like knowing who the crew is behind big youtubers. Gr8 name btw :·)
-Ya-
Woman:So you like to stab someone or to get stabbed
Mark:*y e s*
When mark said he wanted her to go all out. I was like, “oooo. Mark, mark, mark. You just dug up your own grave...”
Ya know i think it would be really fun to see Mark and the others play D&D
Bickety and Bonk yes
Marks the bard
Mark the blacksmith... IMEANTTHEBLACKSMITH!!!!
Yes! Or the some what better version "pathfinders" (before you ask I only say its better bc it takes all the rules in DandD and builds from that so you get more of an experience)
Oh god please yes
I love how the first person he thought of bringing was Ethan and this was before Unus Annus. God damn I love the both of them
You should do ballet!😂
(With Amy!!!!)
Omg not to be weird but Mark would look great in a tutu
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Honestly why would he wear a tutu tho? Guys don’t usually do that. But if he did it with Amy that would be so cool!!
Omg yyyeeesss it would be awesome
as a ballet dancer, i can confirm that guys don't usually wear tutus, but instead just tights that you can basically see their dick through lmao
Literally a let's play: she's teaching him all the weapon attacks and he's as usual fooling around XD
23:00 Mark feebly: "yAh iTs a FalSe sEnse Of SeCurItY"
Two seconds later..
"MyAhaHa"
😂😂😂
Lmfao. Mark is awesome. They had a really unique chemistry that made the video all the more enjoyable.
Here's the origin story for Stabiplier! Hope you enjoy!
SMM hi 👋
I’m so glad this sport is getting the recognition it deserves. I’m a bit of a fencing expert myself.
Stabiplier = Warfstache already lol
I’ve fenced for years and this video was something I didn’t know I needed
Then keep it up dude mark is going to beat you
Please tell you you audibly grunted when she said they were doing Epee. Just give mark something easy like Foil!!
Sky Perez Kinda wanted to see him try Sabre considering his build.
@@nicks4238 He would get absolutely wrecked; the rules allow for so much he would just leave in a body bag
I hope he checks out HEMA
24:57 "this is what it's like to go even further BEYOND"
any time i hear these words, there's only one channel i can think of
Me: What's new on Mark's channel?
My curiosity: Mark does fencing... hmm
Me as a Fencer: OH GOD...
Same, but it was amusing to critique his moves
What blade are you?
I play the epee.
My coach recommend it to me
Is is encouraging me to take up foil if I feel like it.
But I just don't have the budget to buy extra equipment.
Fencing not popular in my country.
@@lilmongrel8257 im an epee too! Sorry its not that popular where you are though
Ehh it's fine
I mean I get to go to state competitions immediately representing my club without much fights xD
Mark : i like beating up on defenseless people Her: okay!
My favorite part of these is the instructors; Carla's the best so far
I noticed they are all women...
*I LOVE IT*
-Don't want to point the weapon at somebody who is not wearing a face protection mask
-Like you just did
- ... *YAS*
Mark trying this makes me want to see him try archery and kendo. those would be a good time im sure!
Tandosdelarno I would love for him to try doing tactical shooting
Lil' Reaper people with iq above 0:
Liberals: *TRIGGERED*
Instructor: Bend your knees
Mark: *Dose a plea*
Prolly spelled that wrong lol
"I don't believe in water"
Stan Wheeler The WATERman is DISAPOINTED
I must say though. Mark learned quickly. He might be a natural.
Legitimatly :D
And that comes from someone who did that sport for 10+ years
Since it seems like no one bothere telling him how to properly move in stance, I will give him the benefit of the doubt.
Like 25:50? I am actually SO proud of him! I feel like the hardest part of fencing wouldn't be the moves themselves, but learning to recognize opportunities and react in time. Seems like that's the part he's natural at.
23:49 The stance and the noise he made killed me xD
You should try competitive volleyball with Ethan, Tyler, and the rest of the gang next!!
He should try pro wrestling since WrestleMania is this week
Ha ha ha!
*"Don't stick out ur buut..."*
*Moves butt in immediately*
Me: XD
that a commen problem and cripple people's ability to fence well
I got a gif of it. Its amazing
The sound effect made it all that much funnier. XD
Lauren Alexander I was dying of laughter and I just kept replying it and then laughing again and it made me so lightheaded 😂
after 5 years of watching markiplier... I've never thought I would find a video of him doing my passion. ✨Fencing✨
Mark has been stabbed. So sad.
Alexa play Mark's Holy Balls outro.
Can we hit Ethan
and asking my alexa that rfn
Eathen is so funny 😂 I love him
due to article 13, we can't plwy that song anymore. sorry.
I absolutely adore this lady. Best fencing teacher ever!
"Fencing seems like one of those sports where everything rides on such a small margin of error that I'm just in a panic the entire time"
As someone who does HEMA Longsword regularly for like 2(?) years now, I'm still constantly panicking while fighting. You just learn to fight through the panic and use it to dodge faster
Concentration overcomes panic, fear overcomes concentration, fear causes panic?
Thats a fact right there
But panic kinda looks like picnic so its all good
I do fencing and hema if anyone was wondering hema sants for
Historical
Eurapeon
Martal
Arts
I take karate, and most of the people in class are higher level than me. They all scare me. Sparring is somehow constant terror and yet also really relaxing.
As a professional fencer I can proudly say mark has done well for his first time.
I’m obsessed with these videos I don’t understand why they’re not as well loved
This video is 10 on trending, you're wish is accepted
This rain is relaxing the hell out of me.
Instructor: relax...
Mark: you keep telling me to relax but I literally don't know how.
Mood
She matches his energy perfectly. Their back and forth is hilarious.
Carla: "Yeah, it wouldn't be good to just say "WAAAAAAHHHHH!!" From a distance"
Tell that to Sokka 😏
SNEAK ATTACK!!!
This is my favourite comment lol
He would probably take it as an offense
I just got an advertisement about fences right at the beginning of this video...
I don’t think RUclips understands what type of fencing this video is about.
As a former fencer, the sound of the swords clashing haunts me in my dreams 😆
what made you stop
@@travisdingolaite6184 great question but you’re 2 years too late 😭
@@jetmirii
*Mark gets his glasses* "I can see. I CAN FIGHT!" meme
* dies, brought back to life *
"i can breathe, I. CAN FIGHT!"
"There's no crying in fencing." Well then, fencing was never a good sport for Hamlet after all. lol
"Sweaty man gets repeatedly stabbed after 8 and a half minutes of stretching"
3:54 Mark looks like a god damn fool with his wrist so abnormally bent like that. It makes me laugh!
Are u saying that as a fencer or a random person
_ Markotus as a random person I assume, his form isn’t that bad in all honesty. At least for Epée fencing.
@@MuffinManBen I'm not saying he's bad, I'm just saying that with his hand so far bent, it looks ridiculous! XD
@@MuffinManBen Well his En garde isn't that bad for a begginner
Elizabeth Afton ahhh, sorry about the misunderstanding. He does looks pretty ridiculous tbh 😂
"I'm about to get stabbed" *gun sounds and war* "well let's go"
I would love to see a tap dancing video. I'm a tap dancer so that will be interesting to see.
That'd be so fun for him I think! Competing in tap myself is great, and I think he'd enjoy it! :)
Since I'm Irish Dancer, I would love to see him try Irish Dance too!
Amazing idea!
actually yeah
Jack could teach Mark
I love that people don't know how to react to Mark. That's why I love Ethan, he's the perfect foil to Mark. Ethan is a soft boi, while Mark is I'm-not-a-masochist-I-just_wanna-see-what-my-body-can-handle boi.
As someone who’s fenced for fun, I love seeing people enjoy this. Great video
I love this woman's reactions to Mark - can she be a regular?