How Rockstar reacted to the GTA 6 Hacker

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @bubble_boy0963
    @bubble_boy0963 Год назад +201282

    bros entire life was disassembled in one phone call 💀

  • @richaran463
    @richaran463 Год назад +58489

    “You ain’t a person anymore” shits cold 💀

  • @Kingish_991
    @Kingish_991 Год назад +14736

    "You have one minute, Austin. Good luck. God bless." So respectful.

  • @therealcj9256
    @therealcj9256 Год назад +65176

    Bro asked for three-million and got three hitmen sent instead 💀

    • @ultraballer2293
      @ultraballer2293 Год назад +1942

      Both probably cost the same💀

    • @adamdanieladventures
      @adamdanieladventures Год назад +189

      @@ultraballer2293 😂

    • @j.meubelmanmeubelman1446
      @j.meubelmanmeubelman1446 Год назад +371

      Bro really said "sure,we'll send it in humanoid form if that's fine with you"

    • @insaneboy1234
      @insaneboy1234 Год назад

      Now each hitman will get $1m for killing him.

    • @Joe1887
      @Joe1887 Год назад +429

      He paid them each $1,000,000 because it was never about the money; it was the principle.

  • @OblivionOfficial983
    @OblivionOfficial983 3 месяца назад +4342

    You know it's actually MORE THAN OVER when he says both "Good luck" and "God bless"

    • @proceedproceed7494
      @proceedproceed7494 Месяц назад +2

      Reply if you love bbc

    • @RFrappuccino
      @RFrappuccino Месяц назад +16

      @@proceedproceed7494you make me disappointed for the future of humanity

    • @Pixel_craft-2
      @Pixel_craft-2 Месяц назад +3

      @@RFrappuccino oh humanity is already ruined

    • @k-cg4is
      @k-cg4is Месяц назад +1

      ​@@proceedproceed7494 never open your mouth again

    • @thechicken2178
      @thechicken2178 Месяц назад +1

      @@proceedproceed7494every time you speak text or perform any form of communication you prove you are a mistake to your parents

  • @VilageIdiot
    @VilageIdiot Год назад +15648

    "you aint a person anymore austin"
    god that line is so cold

  • @swatboi8315
    @swatboi8315 Год назад +24588

    The kentucky accent makes this 20x better

    • @Officialjadenwilliams
      @Officialjadenwilliams  Год назад +2005

      😂 🙏🏼

    • @F4sy
      @F4sy Год назад +362

      It's decently close to a older kentucky accent but I'd say that's closer to a west virginian

    • @F4sy
      @F4sy Год назад +166

      Source: kentuckian

    • @andrewcody2181
      @andrewcody2181 Год назад +119

      @@F4sy as a west Virginian you are correct it's closer to ours than your but still kinda a mix

    • @TheHandsomeIsaiah
      @TheHandsomeIsaiah Год назад +40

      @@andrewcody2181 im from west Virginia to but i never knew i sounded like that i guess it's because im used to it

  • @Ewitsetc
    @Ewitsetc 3 месяца назад +903

    Bro just got erased like a writing error 💀

  • @KindAceman
    @KindAceman Год назад +19029

    “Now... say my name”
    “Rockstar”
    “You’re god damn right”

  • @lynx_8576
    @lynx_8576 Год назад +15746

    “You ain’t a person anymore Austin. You’re free game.”

    • @chickenbutt2781
      @chickenbutt2781 Год назад +69

      I feel like this is flying over most people's heads 😂

    • @brothaonanadventure3573
      @brothaonanadventure3573 Год назад +47

      They never said "You're free game game". But that would have been icy.

    • @srijangupta3234
      @srijangupta3234 Год назад +9

      More like a npc.

    • @Speariture
      @Speariture Год назад +1

      Nnnaaaaaaaaah 💀

    • @Renz_law
      @Renz_law Год назад +6

      Now that's some nice pfp👉👉

  • @SosaRickGrimes
    @SosaRickGrimes Год назад +13196

    “you ain’t a person anymore Austin” ☠️ turned my boy into an NPC

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 Год назад +260

      After he's dead they're going to trap his soul in the next gta 5 remake as an NPC like the plot of fnaf help wanted

    • @thefortnitehiders292
      @thefortnitehiders292 Год назад +51

      Your a Rockstar employee now 💀

    • @cYpherh
      @cYpherh Год назад +21

      @@orangeinkius7257 bro what? 💀

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 Год назад +43

      @@cYpherh I said what I said, I think it was pretty clear

    • @AnotherIQ
      @AnotherIQ Год назад +13

      Who's Austin?

  • @p3crAbx
    @p3crAbx 2 месяца назад +396

    his entire bloodline vanished all by saying 8 words💀

  • @lilgento
    @lilgento Год назад +33563

    I lost it when Rockstar confirmed his address before he could continue 😂🤣

    • @soiledflapjacks1938
      @soiledflapjacks1938 Год назад +175

      Why do you feel the need to capitalize every single word?

    • @cloaker8198
      @cloaker8198 Год назад +486

      @@soiledflapjacks1938 who pissed in your flapjacks?

    • @starblazing1160
      @starblazing1160 Год назад +209

      @@soiledflapjacks1938 calm down it’s not that deep lmao

    • @MrDespair1983
      @MrDespair1983 Год назад +93

      @@soiledflapjacks1938 It's a glitch is some keyboards, it happens on my laptop.

    • @hodayfa000h
      @hodayfa000h Год назад +23

      @@soiledflapjacks1938 it looks better but I use only small letters because I want to and it is easier 💀

  • @Diet_Bleach
    @Diet_Bleach Год назад +19555

    This is what a 6-star wanted level looks like..

  • @mugurlutr9208
    @mugurlutr9208 9 месяцев назад +15283

    "I want 3 million"
    "3 1 million dollar hitmen? Bet."

    • @TiernanHousman
      @TiernanHousman 9 месяцев назад +30

      PFT

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 9 месяцев назад +176

      "You're paying the hitman more than my ransom!"
      "It's the principal austin!"

    • @MMUSAMALIK1
      @MMUSAMALIK1 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@GreaterGrievobeast55 fr

    • @anthonymendez5072
      @anthonymendez5072 8 месяцев назад +29

      Explains how they traveled 4 minutes in a few seconds.

    • @Be_quiet_L
      @Be_quiet_L 8 месяцев назад +1

      that was not funny

  • @gaelisaacmartinez3154
    @gaelisaacmartinez3154 3 месяца назад +245

    Bros been cooked before he even called💀💀💀

  • @AriTheInterloper
    @AriTheInterloper 2 года назад +70955

    goddamn these vine booms ☠️

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Год назад +191

      Bruh

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Год назад

      @@os-zodiac br*h

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY Год назад +430

      @@os-zodiac "Bruh is a special case of hernia that occurs when internal organs or intestines are pushed through a weakened segment of muscle tissue. Most of such situations occur on the abdominal wall." -wikipedia

    • @chickennugget4142
      @chickennugget4142 Год назад

      @@os-zodiac did you know you are the most stupidest person in the world and you are reacting never thought of that did you

    • @grub2736
      @grub2736 Год назад +189

      @@os-zodiac bruh

  • @invest-i-gator8896
    @invest-i-gator8896 Год назад +15660

    They really ended his existence that quickly

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 Год назад +4227

    “You have 5 minutes”
    15 seconds later: “you have 1 minute”
    Also damn that was brutal as hell

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Год назад +43

      they paid to accelerate time ^^

    • @moemenelafandi
      @moemenelafandi Год назад +6

      Basically Freiza but the other way around

    • @Kyulnjir
      @Kyulnjir Год назад +6

      Complete opposite to GTA download time
      You have 5 minutes left of the download
      15 seconds later
      You have 10 minutes left of the download

    • @cyclicaltick73
      @cyclicaltick73 Год назад +6

      “mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy”
      - Sun Tzu

    • @vladstefan5216
      @vladstefan5216 Год назад +1

      The opposite of the action movie bomb countdown.

  • @Pokechu3
    @Pokechu3 Месяц назад +103

    bro said "did I get that all correct" like it was a fast food restaurant

  • @synthraofficial5366
    @synthraofficial5366 Год назад +13648

    "We don't have 3 million dollars. We spent that hiring the three Hitman that are coming to take you out, and one of them is doing it for free just on principle."

    • @TheManOfPenguin
      @TheManOfPenguin Год назад +136

      Yeah, I did

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx Год назад +136

      It’s not about the money, spider-man

    • @beta2029
      @beta2029 Год назад +43

      How good of Rockstar to take 3 hitman to take him out on a date

    • @StevenBobovnik-bg8ow
      @StevenBobovnik-bg8ow Год назад +50

      @@RedRanger-ll7hxITS ABOUT THE METS BABY THE METS

    • @mavis.lahar2001
      @mavis.lahar2001 Год назад

      ​​@@beta2029 men on a date💀 that ain't no date it's an orgy waiting to happen

  • @mnk9073
    @mnk9073 Год назад +5311

    When you realise Rockstar doesn't come up with their plots, they just write down their experiences.

    • @ridley7498
      @ridley7498 Год назад +175

      If that were the case, I'd be incredibly concerned about the experience that led to the Manhunt games being made.

    • @CompletedGamesOfficial
      @CompletedGamesOfficial Год назад +26

      @@ridley7498 💀

    • @matiassandoval3411
      @matiassandoval3411 Год назад +17

      ​@@ridley7498the hostel movie and real serial killers

    • @bjarkiengelsson
      @bjarkiengelsson Год назад +10

      Reality is often stranger than fiction.

    • @jimmortalman7709
      @jimmortalman7709 Год назад +3

      Bro rdr

  • @yeezez
    @yeezez Год назад +20302

    Rockstar gave him his own GTA 5 mission bro 💀

    • @EliFr331
      @EliFr331 Год назад +75

      😂

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 Год назад +434

      Current objective:
      -Survive

    • @Chineseisntalanguageapparently
      @Chineseisntalanguageapparently Год назад +102

      Not the first time a gta story starts with the protag being chased down

    • @Imhim-rd7pz
      @Imhim-rd7pz Год назад +9

      Fr

    • @GenuineA-HOLE
      @GenuineA-HOLE Год назад +38

      I mean in reality why would you step on the toes of a company that makes a game strictly about being a criminal😂

  • @bluntfaced5188
    @bluntfaced5188 3 месяца назад +63

    Bro ended up shooting himself in the head three times after this 😔

    • @danmac6185
      @danmac6185 14 дней назад +3

      Then he jumped out a window and closed it behind himself.... so respectful.

  • @vlogsbyzain12
    @vlogsbyzain12 11 месяцев назад +18992

    Three hitmen:
    Franklin🗿
    Micheal🗿
    Trevor🗿

  • @lucassouzasilva6842
    @lucassouzasilva6842 10 месяцев назад +10508

    Rockstar gave him a real gta mission

  • @Oj12323
    @Oj12323 Год назад +4862

    You ain’t a person anymore 🤣💀

  • @hubertfarnsworth8506
    @hubertfarnsworth8506 2 месяца назад +70

    Boeing -' write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN'

    • @bretthoyle5683
      @bretthoyle5683 Месяц назад +2

      Boing just watching like a proud dad.
      Boeing - Oh look, they're taking their first hits. I'm so proud of you!

  • @tristanpesic4436
    @tristanpesic4436 5 месяцев назад +11332

    Bro got the 1984 treatment 💀

  • @justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439
    @justanormaljugofmilkonthei2439 Год назад +9327

    In an alternative universe
    Austin: I would be worried, but I am using NordVPN

    • @user-ts8ps6iq8z
      @user-ts8ps6iq8z Год назад +1

      "And today sponsor is NerdVPN it will hack all you personal info that includes you IP Address Credit card information AND It will leak you Browser And Google History Incognito Mode too It willbleak all this into Dark weeb and in all internet"

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Год назад +343

      NordVPN: how much for his info?
      But in all seriousness, they just give the info for free to authorities, lawyers and other actors of interest all the time.

    • @dirtroad_reaper784
      @dirtroad_reaper784 Год назад +90

      In an alternative universe
      Austin: I would be worried but you have 1 minute until 554 hitman arive at your location call off the three hitman and give me the 3million dollars.

    • @hyek2.0
      @hyek2.0 Год назад +45

      He obviously used a vpn and coded his ip to the UAE. its impressive that hes 17 and he was hidden from the fbi for a whole week and hacked rockstar and uploaded gta 6... legend.

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider Год назад +5

      Thank you NordVPN-man !

  • @JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton
    @JustTryingToGetAYTPlayButton 10 месяцев назад +10138

    “I want 3 millio”
    “There is a sniper aimed at the back of your head speak your last words”

    • @munkeybrayn8696
      @munkeybrayn8696 10 месяцев назад +114

      Bro I thought this read
      "I want 3 millio.."
      "Are those are your last words?

    • @johnoven3668
      @johnoven3668 10 месяцев назад +38

      “This is a 9mm semiautomatic pressed against your skull”

    • @lonelydmw
      @lonelydmw 10 месяцев назад +18

      I have hired the 3 best hitmen the best of west Mississippi

    • @flaregod9563
      @flaregod9563 10 месяцев назад +13

      “Double it and give it to the next person”💀💀💀

    • @Naized
      @Naized 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cringe

  • @ehraz786
    @ehraz786 2 дня назад +2

    Rockstar really said "Yeah Yeah" in Arthur Morgan's voice😂

  • @grant834
    @grant834 Год назад +15597

    What parents Think are going to happen when you accept a friend request from someone you don’t know

  • @perdidolightskin9070
    @perdidolightskin9070 Год назад +3506

    “At your location” is so much more intimidating then saying “your house”

    • @CMT_Crabbles
      @CMT_Crabbles Год назад +115

      It implies that they’re not coming to your house, *they’re coming to you* 😅

    • @mxrage909
      @mxrage909 Год назад +22

      idk saying "your house" just kills all intimacy, privacy and safety you feel in your own home

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 Год назад +3

      Good point.

    • @santaclause760
      @santaclause760 Год назад +9

      @@mxrage909 no because by saying location that mean you would maybe start imagining the house being all quite and not knowing when their cars are gonna pull up, or where they’re coming from, then u would also be able to imagine them breaking in and your mind would go so quick thinking about how they could break in, and then also imagining them finally entering the house

    • @KyokaSamins
      @KyokaSamins Год назад +7

      ​@@mxrage909 saying your house implies you may have time to get away

  • @beastmode7935
    @beastmode7935 Год назад +4159

    You ain’t a person anymore
    “ Starts despawning” 😂

    • @Tlyt.
      @Tlyt. Год назад +1

      How are there 781 likes and no replies????

    • @brianguzman746
      @brianguzman746 Год назад

      How are there 795 likes and one reply

    • @marveliscastellanos3899
      @marveliscastellanos3899 Год назад

      How is there 851 likes and only two comments?

    • @ilixer2009
      @ilixer2009 Год назад +2

      How is there 1k likes and 3 replies

    • @psyfacz2540
      @psyfacz2540 Год назад

      These reply’s are not right

  • @Samandjam555
    @Samandjam555 19 дней назад +9

    Remember, this wasn’t done on a computer, just a fire stick.

  • @littlekuribohimposte
    @littlekuribohimposte 4 месяца назад +5234

    Nintendo lawyers: “WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @playfoward
      @playfoward 3 месяца назад +12

      Nintendo bouta be saving lives

    • @lloydweatherford9405
      @lloydweatherford9405 3 месяца назад +66

      ​@@playfowardi don't think you know anything about nintendo outside of purchasing their merchandise. There isn't a more vindictive, petty, greedy, or litigious company in gaming than nintendo. Look into the types of lawsuits that nintendo files against its own fans and consumers. It's cartoon villian level evil, every year, like clockwork.

    • @boltok9584
      @boltok9584 2 месяца назад +9

      @@lloydweatherford9405 Sony/Apple/EA have entered the chat

    • @thenecromancer8805
      @thenecromancer8805 2 месяца назад +17

      @@boltok9584 EA is really bad when it come to other companies, but Nintendo goes after people.

    • @Sheppard1001
      @Sheppard1001 2 месяца назад +3

      @@thenecromancer8805 do not forget nintendos buisnesses till the 90 inform urself just saying yakuza, love hotels, taxi srvices and nintendo did go hand in hand (do not say there is anything proven to condemn them but it is a little bit concerning at least they did barrel into the gaming and toy industry)

  • @kaizen5325
    @kaizen5325 Год назад +2664

    "Do you know where my dad is is though?"
    Rockstar: ...

  • @YourRichFriend1829
    @YourRichFriend1829 Год назад +1509

    In the span of 30 seconds he went from “give me 3 million dollars” to “I so sorry, please” in tears

    • @3n3ly7m9
      @3n3ly7m9 Год назад

      Actually it was 38 seconds, but ok 0:04 - 0:42

  • @StefTalks69420
    @StefTalks69420 3 месяца назад +84

    When that guy on discord gets a little upset:

  • @leviwidowsss9191
    @leviwidowsss9191 Год назад +4773

    "Did I get all that right?"
    "Uhh, no"
    *Crisis averted*

  • @Jamandbutter0
    @Jamandbutter0 Год назад +29258

    *five stars appear*

  • @ronaldshaw4309
    @ronaldshaw4309 Год назад +1922

    "Don't even try, don't even try". This man just sucked the will to fight back with this sentence.

    • @thisflyingpotato4227
      @thisflyingpotato4227 10 месяцев назад +5

      He wasn't crying because he was going to die, he was devastated because he waited so much and in the end he won't even get to play it 😢

  • @V2inAct3IsReal
    @V2inAct3IsReal 3 месяца назад +14

    He erased the poor guy and yet said god bless.What a lad

  • @burntinside2282
    @burntinside2282 Год назад +2245

    him: sending 3 hitman over
    also him: “God bless”

    • @Tykami1
      @Tykami1 Год назад +27

      the most southern thing to say🤣😅

    • @GalaxyKane
      @GalaxyKane Год назад +8

      I too am cordial when sending hitmen

    • @LXVIE_2
      @LXVIE_2 Год назад

      😂

    • @notavoicechanger1808
      @notavoicechanger1808 Год назад +2

      Billionaires don't get their hands dirty, they use their money to pay desperate people to do it for them. Politics in a nut shell..

  • @AustinDre
    @AustinDre Год назад +1375

    Every Austin suddenly vanishing:🗿🗿

  • @caoilfhionn1489
    @caoilfhionn1489 Год назад +3651

    “I want three-“
    “Hitmen sent to your location?done”

  • @CoreIGuess-t3m
    @CoreIGuess-t3m 14 дней назад +2

    "You ain't a person anymore" "You are legally considered as a piece of air"

  • @grahamlopez3742
    @grahamlopez3742 Год назад +1816

    5 minutes? He'll be fine. They'll delay it another year, and then when that comes around they'll delay it again.

    • @jeremyrandolph8337
      @jeremyrandolph8337 Год назад +56

      I mean in a matter of a few seconds it went down to 1 minute so for once they're ahead of schedule.

    • @grahamlopez3742
      @grahamlopez3742 Год назад +37

      @@jeremyrandolph8337 they'll delay at release, then over promise

    • @deanwf3087
      @deanwf3087 Год назад +5

      i mean if its good to rockstar or sharkcard it will be in 1 min

    • @geraldrivera702
      @geraldrivera702 Год назад

      Well then he better hide behind a fucking dumpster.

    • @JDCIncAccount
      @JDCIncAccount Год назад +2

      Forrest Gump be working that tech-security, Jenny got this mans throwing everyone to the streets now.

  • @azureflames33
    @azureflames33 7 месяцев назад +5090

    The "Good luck, God bless" after he just announced he erased his identity 💀💀💀

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 6 месяцев назад

      Nope further investigation he was found guilty of stalking with ill intent of teo girls and being apart of a international cyber crime ring senntencee to life institutionalisation in a mental hospital

    • @brucejedilee5290
      @brucejedilee5290 5 месяцев назад +21

      And is one minute away from erasing his life

    • @Fearlixx
      @Fearlixx 5 месяцев назад +8

      Frrr 💀

  • @armouredryan
    @armouredryan Год назад +5241

    When you have good writing you can make "good luck, God bless" intimidating

  • @AymanIS-f3c
    @AymanIS-f3c 3 месяца назад +133

    Rockstar started their villain arc💀

    • @bassemmohamedabdelmobeen7943
      @bassemmohamedabdelmobeen7943 2 месяца назад

      Started???

    • @SomeCookie-gs1oy
      @SomeCookie-gs1oy Месяц назад

      When GTA was first advertised, Rockstar games' ad campaign was the demonisation of the game. It caused the ENTIRE violence in Videogames debate. The company simply is the villain.

  • @sukylo1434
    @sukylo1434 Год назад +1519

    “I want three-“
    ''there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox''

    • @Dasher_The_Viral
      @Dasher_The_Viral 11 месяцев назад

      Rephrased: "You notice how your back felt a little stiff when you woke up this morning? Yeah, we shoved a pipe bomb up your ass while you were asleep. You have 10 seconds... Have a good day."

    • @aidanfranke5659
      @aidanfranke5659 11 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂 take my like damnit

    • @mikkelrolsson
      @mikkelrolsson 10 месяцев назад

      Bro what??? 😂😂😂

    • @stoff_alien2414
      @stoff_alien2414 10 месяцев назад

      “ I wan-“”
      “Want to be cremated or buried Austin ?” 😂😂😂

  • @BobJones-bh9qz
    @BobJones-bh9qz Год назад +1903

    The “you aint a person anymore” is such a cold line un ironically 😂

    • @wizenedmoney62
      @wizenedmoney62 Год назад +5

      So much like Forest Gump ig💀😅

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Год назад

      can't be a murder if there's no evidence he existed

    • @Jurez1313
      @Jurez1313 Год назад +9

      Reminds me of the Foundation scene.
      Emperor: "We went back and found your great great grandparents and then everyone tied to them. All the uncles, aunts, and cousins, removed or otherwise. All their siblings, partners, and children. 857 living people who have a connection to you.
      Then we traced back your entire life. Every friend, co-worker, and classmate. Anyone who you have ever met or had any sort of interaction with you. Another 726 people.
      All told, 1578 people who would remember you after you die. We have a particle beam aimed directly at each of their spinal cords, and at my signal they will all die...*signals*
      There. Now there is no one left alive to remember you. It is now as if you have never existed at all."
      And then he places her in a sensory-deprivation shroud to live out her days unable to feel, touch, hear, see, or smell anything.
      That's probably the worst punishment I think has ever been conceived. Worse even than "To the pain"

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav Год назад +4

      @@Jurez1313 gheezus the absolute Length to go to just to break someone,

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Год назад

      That Somewheya, Louisiana drawlll was IT. THE EYES though too....Psyche was saved by him adding "Austin" at the end of that line....cause I realized its not *my* name thank GAWD

  • @LittleKrieg
    @LittleKrieg Год назад +1575

    Why did the accent he use for Rockstar sound really Southern I love it

    • @kennethbaggett5108
      @kennethbaggett5108 Год назад +18

      Sounded like Forrest Gump

    • @matvocaat
      @matvocaat Год назад +35

      @@kennethbaggett5108 sounded like Tom Hanks himself. The whole video reminded me of catch me if you can

    • @DregsRUs
      @DregsRUs Год назад +3

      Red dead redemption?

    • @PlagueDocVR
      @PlagueDocVR Год назад +2

      I’m pretty sure that’s his actual accent

    • @blackwing3629
      @blackwing3629 Год назад

      Rich southerners are probably the most evil someone can get without being a literal dictator

  • @user-iq6jg2kc4p
    @user-iq6jg2kc4p 11 дней назад +3

    "and that's the easy way"
    -Rockstar

  • @2stars783
    @2stars783 Год назад +3093

    I love how he's living in shell drive but is allergic to shellfish

    • @none0113
      @none0113 Год назад +30

      Probably because he lived there too long and eventually got allergic 🤣

    • @doomguy974
      @doomguy974 Год назад

      Cuz there's no fish

    • @blackfemalev1nce582
      @blackfemalev1nce582 Год назад

      I thought I was the only one who caught that😅

    • @AlexanderDonahue
      @AlexanderDonahue Год назад +1

      His name is Austin and lives in Austin Georgia

    • @Spycrafter-G-101
      @Spycrafter-G-101 Год назад

      God... The joke bad but why it making me laugh 😂😂

  • @immuno9015
    @immuno9015 8 месяцев назад +3309

    “Haha I hacked you-“
    “You don’t exist anymore. We have taken everything from you and will take you shortly. God bless.”

    • @YvngHypo
      @YvngHypo 5 месяцев назад +6

      The 1000 liker is upon me. The POWER IS IMMENSE

    • @_1onlychxrry
      @_1onlychxrry 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@YvngHypoAre you 8

  • @GrinningPeeper78
    @GrinningPeeper78 Год назад +2650

    “You got a minute Austin”
    Austin: **Starts doing the plank**

    • @TUTGKIYAN
      @TUTGKIYAN 10 месяцев назад +40

      bro cheated the system

    • @J3R1N
      @J3R1N 10 месяцев назад +24

      WTF BRO THAT WAS BRILLIANT

    • @randomrobloxplayer
      @randomrobloxplayer 10 месяцев назад +4

      It took me a minute to understand what you said 😂

    • @Chaos_Legend
      @Chaos_Legend 10 месяцев назад +2

      OOOOOOH-

    • @TrendingShortings
      @TrendingShortings 10 месяцев назад

      He is going to live forever

  • @Blaze5x5x5
    @Blaze5x5x5 2 дня назад +2

    Nintendo when a fan makes anything:

  • @Austrian_Butcher
    @Austrian_Butcher 5 месяцев назад +3324

    "Good luck, god bless."
    Is one cold af line.

  • @skitsu7317
    @skitsu7317 Год назад +1380

    "Did I get all that right?"
    "No"
    "..."

    • @ehe8692
      @ehe8692 Год назад +31

      Rockstar: we'll see after the 3 hitman's arrived

    • @apurv5847
      @apurv5847 Год назад +12

      @@ehe8692 They'll kill the wrong man....

    • @die4289
      @die4289 Год назад +3

      ​@@apurv5847 *And?*

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +3

      ​@@apurv5847 Sucks to be him, eh?

    • @impirialgaming7341
      @impirialgaming7341 Год назад +1

      @@apurv5847 rockstar: I missed the part where that’s my problem

  • @Chris-og8uu
    @Chris-og8uu Год назад +3415

    The ascent in the part where he said “ you ain’t a person anymore “ makes it sound so chilling

    • @Crumbsyboy
      @Crumbsyboy Год назад +24

      I am sorry to say this but it’s “accent” not ascent

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae Год назад +5

      Who was abseiling in the video ?

    • @Marko_184
      @Marko_184 Год назад +22

      "you ain't a person anymore" 👴🏻

    • @nikkikei4984
      @nikkikei4984 Год назад

      @@Marko_184 💀

    • @jameswoodard9510
      @jameswoodard9510 Год назад +2

      Should’ve said you ain’t a person no more

  • @JeddCaborubias143
    @JeddCaborubias143 8 дней назад +2

    Never argue with a dude that sounds like Forrest Gump

  • @benjaminvogel5145
    @benjaminvogel5145 Год назад +1305

    Bro started sweating cause he didn’t even know he was allergic to shell fish

  • @GigaNigga1111
    @GigaNigga1111 Год назад +1911

    The person whose information they just revealed:👁👄👁

    • @timothyfoley3906
      @timothyfoley3906 Год назад +52

      I'd lose it if they were actually named Austin and allergic to shellfish

    • @synshenron798
      @synshenron798 Год назад +17

      Its not a real address. Or social security number

    • @luvhertz2261
      @luvhertz2261 Год назад +19

      ​@@synshenron798 did you....check?

    • @synshenron798
      @synshenron798 Год назад +18

      @@luvhertz2261 the social security number is a possible one but I know for a fact that the address doesnt exist

    • @luvhertz2261
      @luvhertz2261 Год назад +2

      @@synshenron798 it's okay, I was playin. I know

  • @mttw_kzn2510
    @mttw_kzn2510 Год назад +1583

    the guy with that social security number: wait wait wait-

    • @scorched_eyes
      @scorched_eyes Год назад +20

      that would be crazy

    • @antblisss
      @antblisss Год назад +33

      too many numbers but that would be funny 😂

    • @notorioustori
      @notorioustori Год назад +4

      @@antblisss how many digits does your SSN have? Lol

    • @carlosverdugo9684
      @carlosverdugo9684 Год назад +7

      ​@@notorioustori 9 digits

    • @ultimatebeezchurger5776
      @ultimatebeezchurger5776 Год назад +8

      ​@@antblisss it's actually 9 numbers exactly so whoever has that SSN be paranoid ig

  • @DJZeus11
    @DJZeus11 18 дней назад +1

    “We made Trevor, what do you think we’ll do to you Austin?”

  • @FireHZRD
    @FireHZRD Год назад +1629

    “You got 5 min before 3 hit men are at your location”. That part made me lose it 😂😂

  • @BuzzedtheTower
    @BuzzedtheTower Год назад +2410

    The "Then we're gonna deport your whole family overseas" had me in stitches

  • @itsczyn
    @itsczyn 9 месяцев назад +5384

    Coming back to this after the gta6 trailer leak a day prior to its release and the dude got sent to the shadow realm on twitter 😂😭

    • @joshhitxoriginal9367
      @joshhitxoriginal9367 8 месяцев назад +207

      Then a permanent stay at a mental ward, so the Rockstar lawyers sent him to shadow realm in real life

    • @janitordel6296
      @janitordel6296 8 месяцев назад +137

      ​@@joshhitxoriginal9367 Correction, he got sent to a mental ward, and will stay there until he's cleared... But given he's said he'd do this again if released, yeah my as well be permanent
      Honestly I don't see why this kid doesn't just get a job for the government or something...

    • @WijoSaySo
      @WijoSaySo 8 месяцев назад +50

      @@janitordel6296most likely what an indefinite stay at a mental institution means, he’s property of the government now 💀

    • @ludvig3242
      @ludvig3242 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@janitordel6296 Because the government doesn't need people like that

    • @spaceengineeringempire4086
      @spaceengineeringempire4086 8 месяцев назад

      @@ludvig3242 a guy who can hack into a multi billion dollar company from a SMART TV AND A AMAZON RUKO STICK.
      Ya the US is definitely gona hire him for something. Like oh I don’t know digital espionage

  • @theonlylonelypariah1770
    @theonlylonelypariah1770 Месяц назад +7

    When you realize what the headhunter missions in Gta V actually are

  • @lemonzest8650
    @lemonzest8650 Год назад +184

    Hacker: "I want three million"
    Rockstar: "Understood."
    **sends three hitmen worth 1 million each**

  • @na73604
    @na73604 Год назад +2539

    Probably gonna be a heist in GTA 6 online
    Lester: "i have a job for you, track down a hacker that leaked footage of some new game
    Company is willing to pay big time for this"
    🤣🤣

    • @Catmanic
      @Catmanic Год назад +44

      Hopefully

    • @logansmith6342
      @logansmith6342 Год назад +38

      Hilarious!!! I can totally see that happening

    • @TimeWisely
      @TimeWisely Год назад +12

      I fucking swear if lester is in GTA 6...

    • @bisess3689
      @bisess3689 Год назад

      69

    • @jdkarchivos
      @jdkarchivos Год назад +3

      @@TimeWisely I mean… it would be cool lol

  • @MisterPoll
    @MisterPoll Год назад +9336

    Rockstar after receiving threats
    Michael, Franklin, Trevor: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @6karnex9
      @6karnex9 Год назад +71

      Worst thing I read today, thanks!

    • @Plsrateeight
      @Plsrateeight Год назад +45

      ​@@6karnex9Oh yeah, two likes versus nearly 500 I do believe what you typed might have been the worst thing people read today.

    • @6karnex9
      @6karnex9 Год назад +1

      @@Plsrateeight I said "I" not "everybody" smartass. The fact that a bunch of ten year olds liked it doesn't mean I should like it too. Now please go learn and about subjective opinions and don't make the same mistake again

    • @MASSKA
      @MASSKA Год назад +47

      @@Plsrateeight Most useless roast I've ever seen in my life (for real)

    • @soumendrachanda8981
      @soumendrachanda8981 Год назад +20

      ​@@MASSKA why reply then?

  • @sidhantramasayam6014
    @sidhantramasayam6014 Месяц назад +3

    I’m listening to the Galaxy Brain meme while watching this 💀

  • @oaa28
    @oaa28 11 месяцев назад +1838

    bro shoulda said “you forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them” 💀

    • @deleteduser616
      @deleteduser616 10 месяцев назад +11

      💀

    • @user-du3rl1wc3w
      @user-du3rl1wc3w 10 месяцев назад +4

      No he shouldn't of

    • @oaa28
      @oaa28 10 месяцев назад

      @@user-du3rl1wc3w alr lol

    • @itbebkm
      @itbebkm 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@user-du3rl1wc3w you ruined the joke

    • @user-du3rl1wc3w
      @user-du3rl1wc3w 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@itbebkm it wasn't funny

  • @arbalist5
    @arbalist5 Год назад +1528

    the hitmen are so skilled that they made it 4 minutes in travel time in just 20 seconds 💀

    • @user-nh6hn3ut9k
      @user-nh6hn3ut9k 11 месяцев назад +19

      4 minutes.. 20 seconds hmmmmmmmm

    • @wheat.sweetie
      @wheat.sweetie 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-nh6hn3ut9kthats how skilled they are 😂

    • @raghav47i
      @raghav47i 10 месяцев назад +7

      Franklin, Michael and Uncle T
      The 3 hitman😅

    • @icetea622.
      @icetea622. 10 месяцев назад

      what@@user-nh6hn3ut9k

    • @raven_m0rt833
      @raven_m0rt833 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-nh6hn3ut9kOh cmon, man

  • @haydenhey3675
    @haydenhey3675 5 месяцев назад +403

    We laugh but Boeing JUST did this to their whistleblower..

    • @Sublime_1
      @Sublime_1 2 месяца назад +21

      Two times, right? Pretty sure there were two occasions in month or two.

    • @Valstein0
      @Valstein0 2 месяца назад

      Never forget: Boeing is not a plane company. They are a war company.

    • @xic4589
      @xic4589 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Sublime_1 Yeah the killed 2 people within a month

    • @imadetheuniverse4fun
      @imadetheuniverse4fun 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@xic4589source on them being killed by Boeing hitmen?

    • @sumboredazn
      @sumboredazn 2 месяца назад +4

      @@imadetheuniverse4fun i think it was that one of them was found in a parking garage in his car with bullet wounds to the back of the head or something

  • @NapalmIguana
    @NapalmIguana 28 дней назад +2

    The southern accent just makes this better.

  • @muffinman5741
    @muffinman5741 Год назад +1097

    Rockstar: I hired the two best Hitmen west of the mississipi

    • @WxTank
      @WxTank Год назад +15

      As a Mississippian I can confirm the hitmen west of the Mississippi are badass.

    • @WillockFlame
      @WillockFlame Год назад

      ​@Jenny Faggorette sounds like a 90's nick cage movie 😅

    • @drastics4394
      @drastics4394 Год назад +4

      this is an absolutely incredible reference

    • @Goblin10532
      @Goblin10532 Год назад +1

      @@WillockFlame you dont know what breaking bad is?

    • @discord-chan8108
      @discord-chan8108 Год назад +5

      Breaking bad more like breaking down lmao

  • @DmitriMatveyevMC
    @DmitriMatveyevMC 6 месяцев назад +3742

    Trevor, Michael, and Franklin are the assasins coming 💀
    "Youre lifes over Austin💀"
    "Youre allergic to shellfish 💀"
    "You aint a person anymore"

    • @DanyBayet-kb3zj
      @DanyBayet-kb3zj 4 месяца назад +6

      If only Sony did the same.

    • @MostInterestingChannel
      @MostInterestingChannel 4 месяца назад +3

      505th like!

    • @sierra2441
      @sierra2441 4 месяца назад +2

      690th like.

    • @Evifroureehrt
      @Evifroureehrt 3 месяца назад +2

      And they’re all riding oppressor mk2s, that’s why they can get there in 10 seconds

    • @Dara-ih6jq
      @Dara-ih6jq 3 месяца назад +4

      Rockstar might make games, but they don’t play around.

  • @foggyman6076
    @foggyman6076 Год назад +2127

    Bros life was taken apart like goddamn Lego set in phone call💀

    • @HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE
      @HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE Год назад +3

      pleh rof smaercs dna seirc elttil rieht raeh ot slrig elttil epar ot evol!!😂👌

    • @foggyman6076
      @foggyman6076 Год назад +9

      And here’s my dumbass thinking that was another lauguange going to a fucking translator. Also please say that’s a joke!

    • @HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE
      @HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLE Год назад +5

      @@foggyman6076 relax it's just a joke I ain't a bot🤨

    • @randomnem922
      @randomnem922 Год назад

      ​@@HOLYCHICKENDR0ODLErof pleh robi mntil kjau ewol hdiki remjn 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @zakariaaziz1
      @zakariaaziz1 Год назад

      someone explain what happened pls i missed it

  • @lokibrux
    @lokibrux 29 дней назад +2

    "You ain't a person anymore"
    "Then I'm free to delete your whole bloodline without any recourse. See you soon"

  • @RealCanadianVR
    @RealCanadianVR 10 месяцев назад +1543

    Blud really said “Current objective:
    Survive”

  • @a.lateralus5840
    @a.lateralus5840 Год назад +1733

    Bro’s life was destroyed faster than a shop in France’s riots 💀

  • @HansLoadThePanzer
    @HansLoadThePanzer Год назад +501

    That “Good Luck” and “God Bless” was personal.

  • @adaptable1553
    @adaptable1553 Месяц назад +4

    I mean to be fair, if you know anything about how people backed into a corner act, then you know he 100% doubled down and deleted/did as much damage as he could to them before any consequences could begin.

  • @clarkfilmsyt
    @clarkfilmsyt Год назад +644

    “Mom I want Forest Gump”
    “No honey we have Forest Gump at Home”
    (Forest Gump at home)

  • @SCP-106
    @SCP-106 5 месяцев назад +1753

    alternate title: If a 4chan user worked for rockstar games.

    • @kirasan2911
      @kirasan2911 3 месяца назад +17

      frrrrrr

    • @joshuarobertson3040
      @joshuarobertson3040 3 месяца назад +7

      That's a dangerous person right there

    • @chadpinas1373
      @chadpinas1373 3 месяца назад

      Impossible
      Hes too fat to go outside and apply

    • @hubstaa420
      @hubstaa420 3 месяца назад +5

      you mean doxbins owner?

    • @IdkIJustWannaMakeThisLongAsf
      @IdkIJustWannaMakeThisLongAsf 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@hubstaa4204chan, they can go from making an old man have an amazing birthday to getting an airstrike called

  • @imanhakim8276
    @imanhakim8276 Год назад +625

    bro that straight up execution 💀

    • @azahias9
      @azahias9 Год назад +16

      Didn’t even give bro the courtesy of a CONVERSATION 😂 Just started running his stats.

  • @hershellepegado9295
    @hershellepegado9295 2 дня назад +1

    Plot twist he kills those 3 hitmen and now is coming to the head quarters 😮

  • @Jodie652
    @Jodie652 8 месяцев назад +4189

    This aged very well

    • @imbored4798
      @imbored4798 8 месяцев назад +66

      Absolutely

    • @Plopodop
      @Plopodop 8 месяцев назад +48

      INSANELY WELL😂

    • @subinj9174
      @subinj9174 8 месяцев назад +7

      How ?​@@Plopodop

    • @ReyShard420
      @ReyShard420 8 месяцев назад +200

      @@subinj9174the hacker jus got sentenced to life

    • @subinj9174
      @subinj9174 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@ReyShard420 but he's 16 year old or something.

  • @UshankadMenace-ti9xi
    @UshankadMenace-ti9xi 7 месяцев назад +11432

    “You ain’t a person anymore.”
    That hurts because of how scary it would be to hear that
    Edit: hi

    • @swordsmanthegamernine7973
      @swordsmanthegamernine7973 6 месяцев назад +66

      Is it better or worse to be sent to a mental institution until you don’t think of hacking anymore?

    • @kirito_online97
      @kirito_online97 6 месяцев назад +38

      A furniture at that point has papers and he don't lmao

    • @UshankadMenace-ti9xi
      @UshankadMenace-ti9xi 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@swordsmanthegamernine7973 this about the gta leaker?

    • @UshankadMenace-ti9xi
      @UshankadMenace-ti9xi 6 месяцев назад

      @@kirito_online97 The receipt.

    • @UshankadMenace-ti9xi
      @UshankadMenace-ti9xi 6 месяцев назад

      @@swordsmanthegamernine7973 I completely forgot what video this was about, so of course it’s about the gta leaker. So sorry, I’m dumb

  • @RegashuDB
    @RegashuDB 4 месяца назад +507

    “You have 1 minute Austin. Good luck, God bless.” Has to be one of the most badass things I’ve heard today LMAO

  • @apre8566
    @apre8566 5 дней назад +1

    That call wasn't simply a mistake, it was a eulogy.

  • @ImaCoppertop
    @ImaCoppertop Год назад +522

    Him in beginning: 😎
    Him at end: 😭😭😭😱😱😭😭😭😱😭

  • @jonathanisolato
    @jonathanisolato Год назад +368

    The current wizards of the coast situation in a nutshell

    • @zissler1
      @zissler1 Год назад +16

      The pinkerton's are coming!

  • @dustinnorton2154
    @dustinnorton2154 Год назад +442

    "your life's over Austin, it's over"
    That first whimper was just perfect 😂

  • @Unnatural09
    @Unnatural09 17 дней назад +2

    They're going to make him play suicide squad for the rest of his life.