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Комментарии • 303

  • @soelo592
    @soelo592 2 года назад +222

    Noble has a good relationship with his friends, family, and girlfriend, who wouldn’t help him.

    • @zuru7266
      @zuru7266 2 года назад +1

      i wish for some comments here

    • @Dunker401
      @Dunker401 2 года назад +1

      ……

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 2 года назад +2

      He's what we all aspire to be

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 2 года назад +6

      TheAnimeman.....

    • @Newbmann
      @Newbmann 2 года назад +4

      He has a great *NTR non toxic relationship* WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK I MENT?

  • @neondanmods
    @neondanmods 2 года назад +39

    Noble:Anime girls forcing me to make them my wife
    Me: if only that were real

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 2 года назад +40

    Noble: "I did have a Grandpa Jack who did serve in the war. I wonder how he would feel about what I do for a living?"
    Me: "Considering your dad's reaction, I imagine he'd be just as proud."

  • @arakentheknight3702
    @arakentheknight3702 2 года назад +38

    Monika may have killed her rivals but at least you know she won't leave you.

  • @fierceditiesnaruto
    @fierceditiesnaruto 2 года назад +70

    I had a few friends in middle school who shared my interest in anime, we hung out when we could in highschool, despite me literally being separated from them in every conceivable way the school could manage. Then I sadly had to move away, and the following two years of Highschool, no one like anime where I went and I was mocked for liking it. It sucked. T-T

    • @IgnatiusBlaze4
      @IgnatiusBlaze4 2 года назад

      The Hero of Time... what a rough burden to bear, never knowing friendship, don't worry, you are not alone. Many of us, be they mortal or Gods have been in that boat, all you gotta do is stand up for your opinions, if they can't appreciate you for you then they are scum bags that don't deserve friendship or love themselves. Doesn't matter what someone likes as much as it doesn't matter how they look or who they are, what's important is inside and their passion.

  • @GinjaNinja-qy6nj
    @GinjaNinja-qy6nj 2 года назад +38

    ... and now we all take a moment to appreciate all the work Cino does to make these things happen...

  • @Leopoldshark
    @Leopoldshark 2 года назад +5

    Grandpa who was there during Pearl Harbor after seeing Azur Lane Akagi and Kaga: Perhaps I have treated you too harshly

  • @Ivi-Tora
    @Ivi-Tora 2 года назад +48

    This is a unique chance! You should tell Ashley to slap you with that money in the face!

  • @astraltempestvt
    @astraltempestvt 2 года назад +19

    All four of my grandfathers fought in WWII, yet here I am, a pinnacle degenerate.

  • @JoyfulOrb
    @JoyfulOrb 2 года назад +15

    REST, Noble, you're still getting better! Drink your tea, rest your voice. We'll wait.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 2 года назад +17

    Everyone has their Acceptable Waifu Casualty Threshold. How many people can your waifu kill before it becomes a problem for you.
    So for Monika… I mean it’s up to you.

  • @TheTemplar127
    @TheTemplar127 2 года назад +14

    "Anime girls forcing me to make them my wife"
    Me: sigh.... If only. :(

  • @trevorghalt1881
    @trevorghalt1881 2 года назад +6

    The Vegeta one was hilarious😂😂 and the Captain Marvel art was rough, at least I can go back to my favorite anime: Redo of a Healer

  • @viridian8786
    @viridian8786 2 года назад +18

    A live action DBZ with Arnold as Roshi would be lit

    • @JMaxPlayZ
      @JMaxPlayZ 2 года назад

      and dwayne as Nappa?

    • @viridian8786
      @viridian8786 2 года назад +2

      @@JMaxPlayZ Samuel Jackson as picolo

  • @davidwhitaker2211
    @davidwhitaker2211 2 года назад +2

    Ngl I watch Noble from time to time. Been here since around 2016 and I've experienced a lot with this channel. we grew from playing games to reacting to doing skits to doing everything now. Unfortunately I don't watch as much as I used to but the times that I do watch I'm grateful for. Noble thanks for always being you and never caving in.
    I think back to when you got banned on RUclips some years ago and came back and got banned again and came back. I was there the whole time and even though I'm not as present as much these days I'll still be there when you need. thanks for all the good laughs and brightening my day I owe you one stay awesome

  • @chiltonhadden8500
    @chiltonhadden8500 2 года назад +6

    Noble: ok class today's lesson
    Random student: Lily is here senpai noble
    Noble: a face of both rage and regret

  • @williammason3229
    @williammason3229 2 года назад +6

    Monika only actually killed Natsuki, the others technically killed themselves. Monika only amplified their negative traits,

    • @Mastert3318
      @Mastert3318 2 года назад +3

      Legally, pushing people to suicide is considered the same as killing them. So amplifying their negative traits would count.

    • @fronthal157
      @fronthal157 2 года назад

      Natsuki wasnt killed. Just removed

  • @rukitomikutochi8764
    @rukitomikutochi8764 2 года назад +13

    Mukuro technically lost her family, as once they found out she had become a Spirit, they treated her like dogshit. Eventually she sealed her own heart, while her family was... Technically killed. Regardless, She just didn't want anyone else to leave her life. So she Loves Shido, but still wants a Family, and only wants Shido for herself. It's not Incestuous, It's more So she will never let him go, so she wants to know if he's her family. Mukuro and Inverted Tohka actually have a Competition with each other. The Competition was who can get Shido to Kiss one or the other first, while Inverted Tohka just wanted to Humiliate him into Despair. Currently however, Kurumi is doing some Suspicious behind the scenes shit, and is now in a Life or Death Deal with Shido. They're competiting to see who can make the other fall in love. If Shido wins, Kurumi gets sealed, If Kurumi wins, Shido dies as Kurumi will take his Spirit Powers, especially the ones he received from the other Spirit Girls. Kurumi wishes to Kill the Spirit of origin, completely erasing what has transpired since the Spirit of Origins creation by rewriting history using Shido's spirit power as a kind of Power source. Kurumi needs Shido's power, in order to travel back in time.
    Also Kurumi and Mana are best girls.
    Especially High school Kurumi.

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 2 года назад +5

    4:55
    What happened to the whole family thing?
    Why you kiss her?
    4:57
    No, Dom. Don't even think about it.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem 2 года назад +4

    4:48 it’s funny how he’s hesitant meanwhile Yuri could stab me and I’d be the one to apologize

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 2 года назад +11

    4:44 ah yes boys, we've finally done it, shown Noble the bright side of yanderes... unfortunate it was done at gun point, but it works. No longer is he a yandere denier he is a yandere approver, and for those that still don't see the way they are the most wholesome women you could ever find. I always feel bad doing this... but think of a dog, especially a German Sheppard, they imprint on you, and you are their world, their 1 and only, you betray that trust well you might lose a hand, you accept them for who they are everlasting love. Yanderes are the least likely to cheat or betray you, and they will not threaten anyone you care about unless they feel their bond with you is threatened. Most people associate yandere with psycho bonkers bitches, or PBB... no not Peanut Butter Bitch, Psycho Bonkers bitch, but that is untrue, in reality that definition best describes a cousin term, the yanGIRI.
    Yangiri just love the site of gutting, tasting your blood, is it pretty and different from this person she emptied of blood last week? That crazy stuff. IRL yandere from a few years back was NOT a yandere, that was improper media and news, in reality she was a yangiri. Yanderes are delicate creatures, usually a result of a terrible childhood whether it was abuse, bullying, or other things, something traumatic so they latch on, maybe are unsure of how love works, but all they want is to be loved in return.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 2 года назад +2

      A fellow researcher in the art of deres
      Yanderes truly are under appreciated
      They can be reasoned with and somewhat tamed

  • @Hyperhunter_
    @Hyperhunter_ 2 года назад +7

    Anya memes in this video: "Exists"
    Me: "Literally prepared PB&J sandwiches for a midnight snack..."

  • @pelgpaladin1378
    @pelgpaladin1378 2 года назад +4

    The Komi one I can relate. There was this guy at my work that kept on talking and talking to me about bullshit non stop until my buddy told him to stfu and do his work, he quit the next day thank god

  • @LordDaret
    @LordDaret 2 года назад +3

    2:10 trick question:
    She is flailing

  • @meiden7620
    @meiden7620 2 года назад +4

    I know Noble was showing us his neko figures, but I gotta say, I love that KOS-MOS figure, I absolutely love xenoblade, Xenosaga and Xenogears

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +3

    8:08 maybe you won't understand Roko's Basilisk, but you probably can understand Roko's Succubus.
    It's a good deal.

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 2 года назад +2

    I realised the world's perspective changed on anime when someone at work outright asked me if I watched. I said yeah listed off my favourite animes (Steins;Gate, Re:Zero, Takt Op Destiny and Charlotte in case anyone was wondering) and we had a nice discussion about it. Compare that to my childhood when only my immediate friend group talked about anime and we never dared to speak of it to anyone else because we'd be thought of as weirdos

  • @ultimateplayer1555
    @ultimateplayer1555 2 года назад +2

    Man I can't image what liking anime was like back in the day. I once saw a guy with an aheago backpack the other day and not a single soul bat an eye.

  • @coolhubbeats753
    @coolhubbeats753 2 года назад +1

    The anime Captain Marvel at 2:45 is from Marvel Future Avengers if anyone is curious.

  • @chriscassul9904
    @chriscassul9904 2 года назад +2

    This is one of the best noble videos ..outside of cultured memes. Arnold slowly evolving into master Roshi is more than ok with me. Even at gun point..I wouldn't hesitate to accept Monika's proposal...I relate to the struggle of existence. Watching Akeno fade away fills me with Sadness and Sorrow :(
    P.S DC and Marvel comics have slowly turned into trash over the last 20 years, It's all about politics and disturbing Immoral lessons now. When I was a kid it was just mindless violence and family friendly heroics the american way. Manga outsells marvel and dc as they struggle on life support and an Iron lung. You reader!! have a fantastic week! Espeon and Umbreon are my favorite evee ;3

  • @christopherdalton5255
    @christopherdalton5255 2 года назад +2

    I love your new lily outtro Lily really does enjoy teasing us

  • @IronKnightPrime
    @IronKnightPrime 2 года назад +6

    Saw Monika in the thumbnail so i clicked

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 2 года назад +22

    Roses are red
    Ash is voiced by Veronica
    I'm not into yandere
    But I'd def wife Monika
    Shoutout to Veronica Taylor, former voice actress of Ash Ketchum.

  • @SevNeijizawaVt
    @SevNeijizawaVt Год назад +1

    Me, seeing Noble with the bread: "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!"

  • @Drakeawake
    @Drakeawake 2 года назад +1

    1:43 Clannad! Best anime I have ever seen in my life. There will never be another to take it's place!

  • @anime4life209
    @anime4life209 2 года назад +3

    Monika: *murders everyone for "love"*
    Noble: a bit messed up, but i'm all for it.
    Me: well, as Calliope Mori says: Murder's so fucking kawaii!

  • @ikbeckly385
    @ikbeckly385 2 года назад +3

    Kinda wild how anime is being more and more accepted now. When I was in school it was far more of a niche thing that you really wouldn't express interest in.
    Now some ten years later I go to the swapmeet and there's half a dozen stalls selling purely anime stuff, including 18+ figures

  • @case_in_point
    @case_in_point 2 года назад +5

    I miss seeing ashley on this channel. bring back lily!

  • @vicioushellsing
    @vicioushellsing 2 года назад

    I worked at a restaurant and all the young bussers and host girls were highschoolers. They all openly talked about the anime they watched. One year for halloween they all dressed up as the akatsuki. So while im not in highschool anymore. From my experience it has become massively mainstream to like anime in highschool now.

  • @kathydina3646
    @kathydina3646 2 года назад +3

    2:53 I can't be the only one that thinks she looks Australian.
    I can't be.

  • @winderwind8489
    @winderwind8489 2 года назад +2

    6:53
    As a Highschooler who almost finished highschool (only exams remaining) on Tahiti :
    No one care much lmao , I saw many students with Tanjiro coat thingy , same for Zenitsu, I saw one dude with a full art t-shirt of shirtless kokushibo , students comming in akatsuki coats, others with differents Naruto eyes (like the rinegan) , I saw many students comming to school in onesies (mainly Pikachu ones) and no one really give a shit lmao
    Personally everytime I see someone comming with an anime merch ( coat, t-shirts ,etc) from an anime I like I always say : Nice **incert anime merch** girl/dude
    Heck in Art class (optionnal art class) there were many drawings of anime already in the room

  • @CoolFennekin
    @CoolFennekin 2 года назад +1

    7:40 Thank you, I have been looking for this ever since finding it in a random meme compilation and losing track of what video it was, I wanted to few friends, Anyways, great video as always,

  • @fero_zetta
    @fero_zetta 2 года назад +6

    Me, starting the video: When the twitter memes?

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +6

    I'm taken. Were that anime girl to hold me at gunpoint, I'd say "I have a story to tell you, then" and tell her my circumstances at the time I met my lover, and how I grew to love her. If that doesn't persuade the anime girl to let me live, and not be with her, nothing will. And considerimg that Monika willingly absconded her power once she realized you might not love her back, I'd say there's a high chance she'll understand.

  • @pvopop4938
    @pvopop4938 2 года назад +1

    Bruh, Ashley is like my dressup darling, (Mommas gotta bring home the money)

  • @ZhiLawd
    @ZhiLawd 2 года назад +1

    4:45 When doki-doki first came out I asked my friends if there was a Monica only route, they said no, so I didn't play it (Cus Monica was Best girl for me)...

  • @onoono9186
    @onoono9186 2 года назад

    4:06 remember that one scene in Interspecies Reviewers where they cook food on you know where

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 2 года назад +7

    *Was 6'3"/165lbs in high school and completely insane. Got only psychotic girlfriends*
    *Is 6'3"/180lbs and still completely insane but making $90k a year and bought a $260k house in cash at 32 years old. "Strong/independent" women I haven't talked to in over a decade show up to my house wanting my baby*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    PS: *Looks at my girlfriend*
    Her: If they come near you I'll punt them across state lines!
    Me: Maybe God doesn't hate me after all.

  • @theshizl4400
    @theshizl4400 2 года назад +3

    Yo, Noble-You're gonna be aight. It's just a big wave o' pollen that blew through Texas. Sis' was over for a week n' she's been caughin' and sneezin', as well

  • @rorylol13uwu40
    @rorylol13uwu40 2 года назад +3

    Anyone going to talk about his nails... THEY LOOK SO CUTE

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum 2 года назад

      What? What do you mean?

    • @rorylol13uwu40
      @rorylol13uwu40 2 года назад

      @@Integritys_Sum his nails in the beginning

    • @pelgpaladin1378
      @pelgpaladin1378 2 года назад +2

      Glad I wasn’t the only one that saw that lol

  • @Mike-mf3ed
    @Mike-mf3ed 3 месяца назад +1

    4:28 I mean… if Darth Vader approves then it must be worth it, right? Right!?

  • @Krash2o
    @Krash2o 2 года назад +2

    I mean, Toya's already baking to begin with, if you know what I mean.
    Manga readers know exactly what I'm talking about.

  • @cristianalvarez5803
    @cristianalvarez5803 2 года назад +1

    7:00 Literally in my university >50% of the people watch anime.

  • @DeadHaremGuy
    @DeadHaremGuy 2 года назад

    6:49 I work at an elementary school and I constantly see the bigger kids with anime stuff.

  • @Newbmann
    @Newbmann 2 года назад +1

    You know monika is crazy when extorting a dude into marriage is not only within character but rather tame compaired to the other stuff shes done.

  • @funnyspinman4687
    @funnyspinman4687 2 года назад +1

    Now that we have entered the final saga of one piece we have at least 10 years till the end

  • @prestongarvey8079
    @prestongarvey8079 2 года назад +1

    I graduated highschool a few days ago and I can say it is the cool thing to be into most of the football players are into it and there are a lot of girls who like it too

  • @basvandiepen2772
    @basvandiepen2772 2 года назад

    1:37 you're not a slice of life, you are a commedy.

  • @rokenji4446
    @rokenji4446 2 года назад

    being watching you since 2016 just wanna say big thank you for all your hard work you have done over the years you deserve a break stay awesome

  • @timovelthuis5086
    @timovelthuis5086 2 года назад

    1:40 when you get shivers from just the first two seconds of a song. Man Clannad fucked me up lmao

  • @Boatkp
    @Boatkp 2 года назад

    0:03 LOST PAUSE IS CRAZY DAVE CONFIRMED ??!?

  • @emonkhan1443
    @emonkhan1443 2 года назад +2

    damn it i wanted a love triangle with senku and those twins

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 2 года назад +1

    I gotta imagine there's like a couple more sagas, I know he said he's wrapping it up, but is it actually the final one? Like I thought they'd go to the giant's island have a small adventure that builds into the next one like Dressrosa and Punk Hazard, how they and Zou all lead up to Wano. Like I feel there's going to be at least 1 if not 2 more arcs before the final one... it can't be over yet... can it?

  • @RobinHood-tw4se
    @RobinHood-tw4se 2 года назад

    My grandpa also fought against the Japanese in WWII. I started watching anime after he died. If he knew I watched anime, he'd probably wanna watch it too, especially since he played Nintendo video games and watched Saturday morning cartoons at the age of 80+.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +1

    7:18 Complete with the "secretly very powerful" shctick.

  • @aizukureza1042
    @aizukureza1042 2 года назад +2

    People getting pointed a gun just to be there boyfriend like dude just compliment me once I'll be in love :/

  • @blueboltbomber8786
    @blueboltbomber8786 2 года назад

    3:56 Having read the MHA manga to the current point, this picture is actually quite... wholesome...
    and pretty sad too.

  • @Le_sidewinder_weeb
    @Le_sidewinder_weeb 2 года назад

    1:22
    Lost pause: shows a bunch of anime books and a lily stand
    Me a AL player: I have spotted chibi enterprise

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 2 года назад

      I see you are a person of culture as well.

  • @anonimus370
    @anonimus370 2 года назад +1

    Why does Noble know how maggots look underneath a rotting corpse?

  • @CreatureOutOfTime
    @CreatureOutOfTime 2 года назад +1

    I see kids wearing Naruto and MHA shirts all the time. And because i never liked shounen it feels like they got it from Walmart because "it was the only anime shirt available"

  • @norad_clips
    @norad_clips 2 года назад

    That Anya cosplayer was incredibly expressive

  • @mkauf84
    @mkauf84 2 года назад

    I was in High School between 1999 and 2003, and there was some interest in anime with mainly an indifference. There wasn't any outgoing hatred.

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon 2 года назад

    4:14 I hate it...I hate it so much yet I love it just as much... Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

  • @maydebianchi6297
    @maydebianchi6297 2 года назад

    4:29 Monika is so gentle... (HELP!)

  • @jotana_ch
    @jotana_ch 2 года назад +1

    What do you mean? Everyone in my class just straight up hate anime.

  • @ObliviousNaga
    @ObliviousNaga 2 года назад

    Isn't that fusion captain marvel from earths mightiest heroes? Low key she was great there. Wish they kept that character design

  • @t.kersten7695
    @t.kersten7695 2 года назад

    Finally! Noble got paid by his "Sugarmommy" Ashley.

  • @alfianfahmi5430
    @alfianfahmi5430 2 года назад

    0:03 Crazy Dave be like

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 2 года назад

    Im both Too Stupid and Too Smurt for psychological warfare to work on me x3

  • @leonm8906
    @leonm8906 2 года назад +1

    Wow, One Piece final Saga? So just 10 more years then.

  • @nekolivegaming
    @nekolivegaming 2 года назад

    7:06 well, ,i was always known as the guy whom show up in all kinds of animet-shirts or jacket, ecchi or not and my well known coffee cup into the workshop of my highschool every day XD

  • @goldengamerex9611
    @goldengamerex9611 Год назад +1

    4:30 i know a girl that will like monika to be her wife.

  • @SamTheGumMan117
    @SamTheGumMan117 2 года назад

    Noble really is on a CONquest if you catch my drift and awesome cosplays from you and Ashley

  • @quintessencenevermore2660
    @quintessencenevermore2660 Год назад

    I am so jealous of you. You have Tales of Xillia. I have been wanting to play that game for years.

  • @keebilavnder
    @keebilavnder 2 года назад +1

    best girl in thumbnail

  • @yaboishulk
    @yaboishulk 2 года назад +1

    1:13 Was that a KOS-MOS figure? Specifically KOS-MOS in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 style? It seems like noble knows about Xenoblade. My respect for him just increased even more. Also, that Sonico figure, quite nice

  • @quinnderp
    @quinnderp 2 года назад

    2:50 that just looks like an older version of dash from the incredibles if he was trans and cosplaying.

  • @ronin_nightblade9792
    @ronin_nightblade9792 2 года назад

    “Sweet home Alabama!” Lmao 🤣

  • @XenAuragard
    @XenAuragard 2 года назад

    2:14 She is falling, with style.

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 2 года назад +1

    That Arnold cheated, that he's shown to be a pervert that like Roshi he's old but buff as hell... yeah he's Master Roshi, is he drinking from the Fountain of Youth too?

  • @justakuudere
    @justakuudere 2 года назад

    The most recent spirit in Date a Live is the first to want a monogamous relationship

  • @vp1011
    @vp1011 2 года назад

    For a second I thought he was gonna "lero lero" at the beginning

  • @sodium_and_scales
    @sodium_and_scales 2 года назад

    2:31 "Japanese anime" Hm yes, the floor is made out of floor

  • @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8
    @the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 2 года назад

    Gardevoir would make you her wife in the name of protecting you lol

  • @psychopomp.
    @psychopomp. 2 года назад +2

    I wished the world was more acceptable towards anime than already is

  • @Poobins3138
    @Poobins3138 2 года назад

    its 11pm for me, perfect midnight video

  • @collaborisgaming2190
    @collaborisgaming2190 2 года назад

    7:59 lol didn't know Noble would Reply that way, that confirms it.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 2 года назад

    also there's this Lego animated series called Monkie Kid which is based on Journey to the West and the animation could rival Studio Trigger's animations, I mean just check out clips of the action scenes on RUclips, it is basically Lego gone full anime!

  • @CillmaCuvas
    @CillmaCuvas 2 года назад +1

    Wait.
    WAIT.
    ANIME STRIP CLUB. ANIME. STRIP. CLUB. SOMEONE MAKE THIS.

  • @andrew28677
    @andrew28677 2 года назад

    My highschool had an entire manga section in their library